Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698677406
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
>>698688274
>Italy
Would kek hard if this was true.
>>698688402
Fag
HERE
>>698688316
I just felt kinda sick so I laid down for a while and watched TV, then I browsed /k/.
>inb4 cute
>>698687416
(other bully)
Good
>>698687737
(discount in closet Tsubdere~chan)
Nothing really right now
>>698687906
(bigger bully)
C:
>>698688393
;o
Claimed!
Meowmel
>>698688404
He make a good pizza no?
I want to hug the Togame
>>698688570
slachi bear roll
I'm back.
>>698688570
Glad I am here! How was my night?
Did I miss me by a long time? Was a little busy.
>>698688710
It doesn't sound so bad.
>>698688520
Ah, so you're better now? Thats good
>>698688570
The nicknames are getting out of hand
>Calls other people bully
You're the bully here sachi
>Claimed
>>698688769
rollio:
>>698688875
>>698688888
Claimed
>>698688025
Thanks
>>698688837
Yeah I'm fine
>>698688955
o shit I'm going to brb in like 30 mins know what I'm saying?
>>698688451
Oh wow real mature! I bet you could come up with that on the top of your head!
>>698688823
The Hatsuzuki seems very huggable too
>when you finally craft a weapon that breaks the 100% crit chance threshold
Red Crits here I fucking am.
>>698688570
>Calling me a bully.
>Where's the Sachii I used to know?
>>698688837
>>You're the bully here, Sachii.
This.
>>698689132
Sachii is being mean, if he keeps this up, you're going to be best maid instead.
anyone playing any vidya? if so what?
>>698689435
Nice waifu
>>698688316
But they're so cuuuute
I want a toucan.
It's really cute, if you're into cutesy animes it's a good one.
->>698688230
That seems really repetitive
>>698689315
Oh, well, being a boat her life kinda depends on that.
I'm seeing some similarities here, too.
>>698689495
Pokemon Crystal
>>698689524
I think so. Hex Maniac gets a lot of shit but I don't see anything wrong with having her for a waifu.
>>698689469
Why did the second sentence get greentexted?
>>698689525
I rarely do Kohl's jobs, but I did the same thing last week at another one in town.
Miho claimed
>>698689495
Warframe.
Just got Dread. Stoked to join the red crit club.
>>698688769
no bear roll
>>698688823
I'm glad me is also here
Me didn't miss me by much but me missed me a lot
>>698688837
then just accept you are discount Tsundere~chan
>>698689469
calling people a bully makes you a bully
>>698689775
I have a better swimsuit for you.
>>698689261
Anything interesting on k?
>>698689435
What game is this even?
>>698689469
What are we going to do against sachi?
>>698689495
Fire emblem here
What about you?
>>698689525
Is a toucan even a viable pet? It's so big
And not necessarily but I guess from time to time it's fun
>>698689775
>>698689878
More lewds
>>698689878
If then you admit you're bully-chan
>>698689946
Still kind of meh
>>698689861
You got Loki Prime?
>>698689878
I missed me, too, but I don't have to worry much about it!
I'll always wait or come back for me.
>>698689775
Hello Miho.
>>698689878
It takes a bully to know a bully. And I'm not a bully.
>>698689982
Ignore him until he's no longer a bully? I wouldn't know, I'm not goid with revenge schemes.
>>698690099
At least I tried.
>>698689982
I think i am gonna continue on Ocarina of time.
I've had this urge to trade in my WII U for a 3DS. Need to hold out for Breath of the wild.
I'm pretty sure No man sky is out. Maybe i should pick that up.
Gard, Mami, Akame and I recently made Leauge of legends accounts. i haven't played it in years, Been fun tho. I grabbed annie she's pretty awesome
>>698689661
Nice
>>698689861
what is this warframe bizz?
>>698688875
>>698689878
bear was my nickname in high school :o
I unironically enjoy Roblox
>>698689982
They're not that big.
they're like the size of a normal bird just with a long beak.
I don't know, im not really a dog or a cat person really.
>>698689732
What else do you do in that job?
Like besides re-doing computers n stuff.
>>698690295
The only prime anything I have is Orthos.
>>698690559
>bear was my nickname in high school
Oh? I thought it was faggot?
>>698690306
Hello
>>698690316
>Head pats
>>698690297
Ow I see never heard of it
>>698690316
I guess that works
>Takes a bully to know a bully and I'm not a bully
>Calls sachi a bully
I'm confused
>>698690334
OoT is amazing, where are you ?
Tbh i think Nintendo will release a new handheld pretty soon after the nx so if you're patient enough for that
What server are you? Perhaps I can play too
>>698690701
Really? I didn't know that. Go for it then if you don't mind getting deaf as fuck
>>698690727
I'm actually not a loser weeb like everyone here LOL
do you faggots even own a life?
>>698689495
WoT. it's so much more fun as long as you stop giving a shit about results
>>698690714
I got a bunch of primes, Loki, Excalibur, etc.
I buy a lot of platinum
>>698690097
bully-san?
>>698690316
Don't bully the bully
>>698690306
As long as me will come back for me I won't have to worry about me
>>698690559
you are a bear :o
>>698690581
Unironically?
Your filename is accurate
>>698690975
fuck up
>>698690975
Do you even own a picture?
>>698690859
NA
Yeah were like low level as fuck. Akame i think is a badass cuz he had to make a new account in order to not fuck us over with match making.
As far as ocarina of time goes im just past the part where u meet zelda Heading to death moutain niggaaaaaa.
>>698691000
nice trips
I play WOT on ps4. I'm like tier 5 german mode right now.
>>698691110
One off
>>698691111
>>698690883
>>698690883
Your just a loser then?
here
>>698691267
Says the turd who failed third grade English.
>Mfw phone suddenly doesn't play webms
I guess I won't be jerking off today
This guy is a fag ^^^^
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698690099
Pull it off.
>>698690975
Didn't I tell you last time?
>>698691127
heh, if you go for meds, try avoid the Leo line. bit tricky if you are news. and if heavy, the "porsche" line might end in the maus, but the rest is kinda awful
>>698691389
>jerking to webms
>>698691373
You can't fail 3rd grade anything.
This guy drinks too much tea ^^^^
>>698690747
>Returns the head pats with more head pats.
>>698690859
I didn't call him a bully, I was greentexting what you said about him.
>>698691009
>Bullying the bully.
Well, I'd aprove of a non-bully picking on a bully, but this is starting to confuse me.
>>698691466
I am on the Tiger Line. Fuck the 38na.
>>698691487
What else am I supposes to jerk to? Pictures?
>>698691538
Cute pupper.
>>698691538
fake
>>698691389
Phonefag pleb
>>698691711
>>698691734
>>698691700
Exactly
>>698691754
I'm not buying a PC, that's too much money to be spent on something non gun related
>>698691009
I guess that's your new name now
>>698691127
Ah feels bad I'm Euw, just looking for people to play with that's more fun, I don't care if I need to make a new account
>>698691270
Hey there
Had a good night?
>>698691389
>Mfw you don't just hop on the hub then
>>698691613
>This
I guess you didn't say he was one you just confirmed it
>>698691835
I thought they already killed Harambe?
>>698692013
it was ok i guess. you?
>>698692086
Calling the fire department right now.
>>698692013
well make a NA account were all like level 5 and lower. Just been having fun more then anything.
No ones on right now but me tho :C
inaba claimed
>>698692194
They won't get here soon enough, we need Galil to deal with the problem now before the kid gets hurt
>Pizza
I'm out of rolling paper.
>>698692145
I've been awake for 9 hours already but it was fine I guess
>>698692236
Ehh I will but I can't play atm
>Pc is being repaired
I'm on a league rehabilitation process and it sucks
>>698692401
Excuse me but who the fuck are you?
>>698692418
Use notebook paper and make a joint
>>698692538
Pizza! All I have is rice salad
>>698691613
Then don't bully
>>698692013
ok then discount Tsundere~chan
>>698692531
They're posting your waifu on /aco/
>>698691789
That's pretty nice, like, objectively.
I also ate pizza a short while ago.
>>698692401
They can extinguish the sick burn, still.
>>698692620
It tastes like shit.
>>698692531
good at least it was good. my coffee tastes off this morning
>>698691989
Do you even have guns?
>>698692778Nothing will remain but the smouldering ruin of their pride by then
>>698692013
I'd rather say "agreed" and not "confirmed".
>>698692746
You first.
>claiming yume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja6CkoBYDxo
>>698691667
yes, the 38na is one of the jokes in the game. not bad in itself, but because its tiny as fuck, has a tiny gun and gets scout MM, its in a very bad spot.
that puts you on the PZ IV i guess?
that entire line is glorious from that point up. But you best learn how to angle your armor. and when you get the E75... oh baby...
How is everyone doing today?
>>698693511
fine yourself?
>>698693487
I mean after playing the 38na for so long. I'm pretty good at it. The PZ is the shit but yeah i get what your saying about the armor angle. Sometimes i'm just driving around and insta kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxwyXkuYJsU
>>698693653
I'm doing okay I suppose, did you sleep well?
>>698693438
(You)me
>>698693370
After you bully
>>698693771
yeah. if you are a fan of the howizer and the kind of play style it implies you may want to play some russian tanks.
from this point up, and until the E-75 the guns tend to be accurate, sort of fast firing, but kinda lacking in the alpha damage department
This fucking thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo
>>698692746
Fine bully-san
How's it hanging?
>>698692765
Why should I care she's popular
>>698692840
Whats wrong with it? Do you drink it black?
>>698693370
Hmm okay then
I'll let you pass this time
>>698693997
well enough only woke up once. you?
>>698693438
i want an upside down blowjob from you
>>698691003
Excal Prime?
Pics or you are a liar you whale.
>>698694088
I love me.
>>698694429
Slept all night, always wake up not rested though
I was told i would receive a blow job here?
>>698694733
Fuck off they're my blowjobs
You dont get shit
>>698694088
Sachii
How are you doing maid one?
>>698694427
not sure just tastes a little off
>>698694608
shame i dont really know of anything that could help you
>>698694858
Dont you ignore me you fucking cunt!
I want my fucing blowjob!
Don't make me give Esdeth your address
>>698694930
I'm pretty used to it at this point. I tend to sleep well when I get drunk but it's not worth the pain the next day
>>698694930
So now that your coffee woke you up, whats on today's planning?
Gonna finish the witcher?
>>698695244
Drink some water.
>>698695311
If i drink any more water I'm going to float away
>>698695500
No.
>>698695244
>>698695300
>>698695311
>>698695500
Good dubs chain we got going on here, let's see if I break it.
>>698695244
hm maybe there is something else that could comfort you without side effects
>>698695300
yeah dont think i will finish main quest ever though i keep doing side quests
>>698695594
Fag
*le m&m song plays*
Im back
>>698695244
Whats hurting you so much you need to drink yourself to sleep Alice?
>>698695613
I believe in you, just go full no life on it and you will finish it someday
>>698695939
Gone again?
Where did you disappear of to this time?
>>698694224
nice feet
>>698694580
It's hard for me to not love me
>>698694733
yes dess
>>698694858
i'm alright
how are you and your legs?
>>698696063
I was jerking off m8
I got needs
>>698695939
Cute
>>698696063
maybe but it will take time i like doing quests as they are presented
>>698696269
Ow yea that's right
I forgot kitties need to get off to mb
So did you phone decide to play WebMs then?
>>698696063
Life always hurts. I drink more tea than alcohol now because it's too expensive
>>698696626
not him, but i've gone through that aswell. then again, i only really spend money on fuel nowadays. my little car is really one of very few things that makes me happy right now
There's some shit going on /b/ right now. It's like a Civil War going on /b/. And there is two sides, oldfags and newfags, and newfags have go to go. Anytime oldfags want to have a good time ignorant ass newfags fucking it up. Can't do shit! Can't do SHIT, without some ignorant ass fucking it up! Can't do nothing! Can't make some original content thread open more than 100 posts. Grand opening...grand closing. Can't see cool posts on the front page... WHY? Because newfags are talking about THE BEST.
Discuss.
>>698696295
You're the cute one here
>>698696579
Nope.It does this shit all the time.
>>698696838
zatknut'sya pedik
>>698696838
this isn't /b/ fag
This is /waifu/ we are legion.
>>698696838
If you care for how long someone else has been on this website, you're about as new or even newer than them.
>>698696111
Heresy?
This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.
I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.
Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.
I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, /b/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?
Pic very related; that's Karen.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>>698697102
Wrong pic, meant to post this one.
>>698697102
is that you karen
>>698697091
What heresy?
>>698697102
hey that's my pasta
>>698696559
So I was wondering but do you go to school, after this break I mean, or do you have a job?
>>698696626
Yea I know life is bad but you probably havent always been drinking alcohol to survive or else you would have offed yourself already
>What really happened Alice?
>>698697010
That sucks, how old is it? Does it need replacement?
>>698697102
Nice copy pasta
>>698696111
I wouldn't think of ever stopping to love me.
>>698697091
Don't be silly. It's fine when I post my waifu.
I'm an Alpha male /b/.
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
>>698697102
>>698696838
I have fucking cancer now. Thanks, asshole.
>>698690701
>>698694088
>>698694427
Holy shit, the moment I get home and I end up passing out on my bed for a half hour. I guess that proves how tired I am. I need to eat first before I do. Must... not... fall... asleep...
When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.
And no, this is not copy pasta.
>>698697450
i was taking some classes last semester but i dont think i can afford them so i need to get a new job
>>698697450
Its just 2 years old, I'm not replacing this thing for 3 or 4 more years.
>>698697557
>Now
You've had cancer for a long time.In fact your body is 100% cancer.
oh my god /b/ I just witnessed something horrible.
Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
>>698697397
I am confused now
>>698697459
Eh?
Claimed.
>>698690859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP9tr6Q4Y9s
toucan!
>>698697631
Drink some coffee!
Welcome back
>>698697450
Always been alone, always will be because I push people away. Don't open up to people i know because I don't want to burden them. Always end up hurting people I care about.
Drinking makes coping with life much easier, luckily the legal drinking age here is 18
>>698697107
Where have you been?
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>698697091
Now you can be heretics together.
>>698697865
Log in / Register
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Hank Hill Navy SEAL copypasta
u/MicheleBachmann2016298d, 23h
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
>11 AM
Amazing how one can lose sense of what time of day it is purely by the time of day they're normally up at. I thought it was later near night time because of how dark it is in my room.
>Also, Koume a cute.
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /Waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
>>698698108
Gah! No I'm not!
>>698697631
Just give in to the sleepy side
>>698697736
What subject? Any specific jobs you want?
If you don't want to talk about this like me because of the break it's fine
>>698697768
Agreed I fucking hate it when young electronics don't work
>1 year old laptop broke down
>>698697942
You just opened up to me, so theres hope for you
But I know what you're talking about, you're just 18 though man still so much time for you.
Find a hobby perhaps
Hobby = distraction and a way to find company
>>698697631
Sleep yoko Sleep
>>698697803
No need to be confused young legs
>>698698126
/waifu/ is a pasta
>>698698031
>>698698126
/waifu/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/waifu/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/waifu/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/waifu/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/waifu/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/waifu/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/waifu/ is one who first introduced you to Goatse.
/waifu/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/waifu/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/waifu/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/waifu/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /waifu/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /waifu/ called for you.
/waifu/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/waifu/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
/Waifu/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/waifu/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/waifu/ is the voice in your head that tells you thatit doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/waifu/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/waifu/ is the only one whounderstands what the hell you saying.
/waifu/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/waifu/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/waifu/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/waifu/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/waifu/ is wonderful.
>>698697921
>Anything liquid chocolate.
>Does chocolate ice cream count here?
No thanks, but I appreciate the offer.
>>698698382
>>698698411
Let me eat first, damn it!
>>698697921
this video looks so wrong though jesus
thats cute af though.
>dat beak sound
so annoying
>>698698126
>>698698519
It's just a thread.
>>698698202
ty milaya
>>698698572
>liquid chocolate
>coffee
...huh?
>>698698586
I like some birds, parrots scare me, i just think toucans are really cute
>>698698572
You can always nap eat nap, that counts as sleep
>>698698586
Woops forgot one again
>>698698202
Oh yes you are!
