be as much of a newfag as humanly possible.
is start. how do you get 4chan gold
Man this website is so racist.
>>698681071
Hello how do i add someone as a friend?
wait, triforce? whats that
You post on /b/. That is unironically the most newfag thing to do on 4chan.
Why is there no sound on webm?
>>698681408
need 4chan gold for that.
>how do I green txt?
What type of pigeon is a fap
whats loli ?
>>698681071
what is kek?
How do i get that green writing when you talk about yourself but the others have to pretend to be you? Plus you are all racist.
hey guys I need you to help me get revenge because power in numbers
How do I respond?
Follow Moot since when there was a follow function.
what the fuck is a meme
>>698681664
Dubs.
where is the upvote button ?
how do i green my text
gorilla warfare???
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>>698681875
>Like this, maybe.
>>698681071
<newfags
The pool is open
>>698681071
Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep
Spiderman pls derail this thread
Loli is disguting
why there is anime in /b/
Harambe? the gorilla?
why is everybody's username "anonymous"???
@698681911
Omg dude your last two numbers mach, many that means something here. XD
>>698682089
exactly
>>698681071
What's a newfag ?
How do I make a 4 channel account?
>>698681911
<it's not working
Is this the house of the hacker anonymous?
>>698682087
>not sure if its actually a "your mom will die" post or not
>>698681071
Why are these boxes for fingers
FUCKING NEWFAGS
@698682087
Woah I don't want my mother to die
Prove you're an oldfag.
>>698681801
Who's moot
>>698682104
we are leigon
>>698681071
>>698681664
Like a loli-pop?
Why is op a fag?
>>698681071
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>698681886
Nice dubs you got there
lolol yus!
How do I upvote this?
>>698682625
Not to mention your trips
>>698682532
Femanon ?
You're welcome and absolutely don't have to post tits+timestamp or GTFO.
>>698681856
Underrated post
>>698681071>
I thought the school shootings were a tragedy for America, don't you guys?
>>698682841
It's only trips if it's 333, you homosexual.
>>698681071
what is newfag?
im sorry to bother
Kek become an hero. I know all the lingo
>>698682935
ayyy nice Guads bro
>>698681856
Kek
>>698683137
69 in post number. nice
>>698681071
Guys where do I log in?
roll
>>698683285
Are you the samefag I was talking to in that other thread?
How can I get a 4chan premium account?
>>698683355
Nope.
>>698681071
Why can't I like posts
Fuck my tight virgin asshole
>>698681315
I'm legit newfag, but not THAT new. Why is it such a newfag move to post on /b/? Because of all the douches that what to be part of the infamy?
>>698681071
how do i get dubs?
how to greentext???
>>698681071
What does "it sure is summer in here" mean?
What is Sage?
This is now a spiderman thread.
>>698681408
someone was asking for an unmuted .webm, and I literally looked it up to make sure I wasn't wrong about them having no audio. People are so stupid they convince me I'm the crazy one.
Sup fags, have you guys seen stickdeath.com? That shit is so damn cool.
>>698681071
Hi guys xD How do i login?
*struggles to speak due to low self esteem*
Anyone wants to be my friend? *sniff*
Also check my digits, i bet theyre equal
>>698682532
ZIM is an old persons show... GET OUT YOU PEDO!!
>>698683631
MODS! delete this!
>>698682532
All hail the queen
Why does everyone call each other faggot?
>anyone else here love Filthy Frank? xD
>>698681895
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>>698681706
>Anonymous 08/09/16(Tue)11:11:37 No.698681706▶
>>>698681071 (OP)
>what is kek?
Fucking faggot
>>698683355
What is thread comrade?
>>698683631
Spiderman thread? Spiderman thread.
>>698681313
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>>698683770
Nice dubs
how did you make your text green?
>>698684268
>>698683899
It's our name
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>>698683492
>Implying other people's opinions matter
>Even this
This is now a trap/lolicon thread
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>oh does it work?
How can I block someone's racist post?
Why are you so horrible to niggers?
>>698683899
Is... is.. is that a penis?!?!
Is this the deep web?
>>698684539
>>698684479
I thought our name was Anonymous.
how do you pronounce meme
>>698684702
Nope it's faggot
4chan isn't about anime
>>698684656
Yes.
>>698684743
"mee-mee"
This thread triggers me. Can you please remove it now?
>>698681071
what is pepe? do u pronounce like pe-pe or pepay?
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>>698682532
I like your profile picture :)
>>698684825
No, it's may-may.
<mfw greentext
>>698684818
Where can I buy marijuana to drink
I know everything about toom or whatever his name is the creator of 4chan
>>698684866
Rhymes with meme.
>>698684801
>>698684825
oh cool i thought it was may-may for the longest time lol (: doggy is my favorite meemee
> How to greentext? XD
I came from Reddit
>>698684934
We don't know we're already gay here
>>698681071
Whats with all of the Bananas.
What does OP mean
why everyone is so mean to me (insert fucking emoji here)
>>698685116
oh and I got dubs
>>698685116
Over-Powered.
>>698685116
a fag
>>698685131
Don't know
>>698685088
4chan sucks /thread
>>698685011
lots of wows lol doggy is funny
>>698685116
OP is just a synonym for faggot
>>698685033
lol u funny, how can I follow/subscribe you?
>>698685248
why does everyone call each other bros? lol
>>698681071
nice dubs
>>698685393
>>698685116
It means original poster, thx me later xd
Omfg why is there so much porn on 4chan there should only be random shit and dead bodies what the hell this is an awful website this is the reason all men should be euthanized please fucking hang yourselves you dicks.
(I'm sorry I'm cringing at myself)
>>698685537
lmao i see what you did there xD
this is a spiderman fan thread? i remember see a banana fan thread today.
>>698685765
WHY IS EVERYONE HERE SO MEAN TO NEW PEOPLE
#opisgay #4chan
>This thread is lit.
>Lol
Who else is voting for Trump here? XD
>>when you go on 4chan
>fuck
>this
>shit
>I'm
>out
>>698683609
when you type sage you dont bump the post fucking newfag
>>698685850
>>698686236
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
>>698681071
her penis is feminine
>>698686339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiMgRxpfFxo
Sup guys my first day here why so much cocks and qweer shit wtf pretty random if you like cock??? But how is that lol i shit and trap shit random??I've Heard use love the ago oyt śhît here at /b/ watsup with that i mean its like an anticlimax comming here to see lol have fun with you fake pedo cartoons and she/male shit how is this random lol enjoy !
>>698682118
shutup faggot
Lol tumblr is better
>>698686421
/b in a nutshell....that fucking mod at the end tho.
Where is the like button btw ? :D
Im bookmarking this forum post for later.
hi fags question. i tore this laptop apart last night and found that my intel core 2 and an intel core 4 are the same size. can i just drop it in my laptop?? or am i gonna have to fuck with everything else also.
I apologise for my drunken spellin i will leave use in piece lol but why so much cockrates/traps/and cartoon porn? Thats not random it just the scummiest Shit ive seen online lol i seen heeps worse but why is traps and loli rando its just for fucked units to enjoy them selfs lol
>>698681071
i stepped on a snek
>>698686660
that fucking 0
>>698686657
If you could distill the essence of /b/ into musical form, that would probably be what it sounds like.
Isint that what /trash/and !/lbgt/ is for?? Its not random at all it seem mundane and constant from what ive seen?
>>698681071
this thread is so funny xDDD ^^
>>698681504
How do i get 4chan gold? Seriously
>>698687095
Just give us the numbers on your credit card, the 3 numbers on the back, and your name, and 4chan gold is yours
how are you gonna bookmark a thread that deletes itself. wtf it wont archive unless it gets big
>when you fuck your bich
Hey /B/ tards, it's been a while. I'm the guy who taught moot everything he knows about we design. If you don't believe me, check my trips.
<<be me, 13 years, old fuck your mom, the end
good if your so fuckin good then help me fuckin mod this pos laptop
>>698687170
Oh ok
Front side:427282837273
696
Dubs Checkem
heyyy 04057/74564 is the number of my teacher, I hate her
Please spam her with funny banana pics hahaha XDD
>>698681856
> ok daddi
>>698687417
You're welcome
This whole website really triggers me!
Lol limewire faggots need to die
kek
lel
>>698687777
CHECKED
>>698687777
Nice quads
>trips get
>>698683555
>>698683666
Consecutive trips.
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ok im tired of reverse engineering my integrated vid card and overclocking my processor. so how do i get better shit. can i tear out an integrated vid card from my old alienware and solder that to my vid card slot?
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Dicks out for Harambe
how do i get mod?
>>698688214
dubs
>>698681071
Look, I think we should treat girls with respect and show them true appreciation. Seriously /B/ we shouldn't make fun of African Americans either. They are great people. And finally we really have to stop joking about 9/11. It's a tragedy that some nice middle eastern folk tried to fly a plane, the towers were just in the way of their flight path.
>>698688000
> nice quads
> gets trips
ok op your an idiot y come to b if you cant fuck with people you fuckin moralfag
>>698688422
>shit about trips
>gets doubs
Best thread ever!
now can someone please tell me how to do those 3 little triangle thingies
thanks!
>>698688422
>posts "> nice quads > gets trips"
>gets dubs
Gotta go on a magical journey to find moot at google then find that chinky fucker suck his cock then climb hulk hogans cock and yell ohhh yerrrr brotha record on flip phone from 20010 then send to moot get authorisation from moot then traval to china ask trail il to japan then suck chinky moot then??? Profit!
>>698688651
>gets dubs and singles
Damn son
>>698688554
>shit about doubs
>gets singles
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>698688668
dubs ontop of dubs im batting 100 taday
>>698688885
Damnit, 3 off from quints
>>698688885
And of course you get quads off by a digit.
And fuck african americans till a white guy can say nigger just as easy as black man can say craker on live tv if we are all the same dont u think! #alllivesmatterorjustblackcuntzstinkandeverybodyknowsit?
>>698688885
Nice quads tho
>>698688999
And of fucking course you get trips on that
>>698682089
Lol, seen that on some boards before XD
>>698688999
oh wow you have three nines on your number :D
Where is that Heaven guy?
>>698681071
Cringe thread
Hey friend's! I'm new here but if anyone wants to be friends please txt me at 123-4567-8900 i would love to share me mes and other rad stuff too.see ya!
>>698681071
Make a thread asking people to be as newfag as possible.
Jeff X me please :33333333333333
>>698689188
lol 2 funny lets see who says your phone is off
^
^^
I'M an OLdfag bitches <3 :3 :3 :3 :3
>
Where do I upvote?
>>698681071
Fucking Summerfags
hero is the ultimate solution
Lol 4chan is for serial killers like me '3*
<hey guys epick green text xDDD lolzor
btw guys is there an easier way to respond 2 someone other than typing out the number? ploxz respond thanks senpai!! ~~~~~~
:3
swag thanx bye!!
peace!
>>698681071
What are all these 404 threads I'm getting linked to about?
>check out my green text
wtf cares about 4chan gold. im not giving a fuckin dime to the new owner of 4chan. never gave a dime to moot either. fuck em they have theyre own money
You really need to and hero sir
>>698681071
Hello
>>698682451
What is op??
Hey how do I become and oldfag ? Pls tell me
>>698681071
YLYL
Everybody come to my trap thread
op is the guy whi can ban your ass
>>698689742
Samefag
>>698681071
How to register here???
Lol this is so funny XDDD fuck you I ya don't get it '3'
>>698681071
Why come zozzle is said?
It say her lel or kek no zoz
Reeeeee
Go o. A magical journey to the top of moot mountain and find him at google then answer 3 questions for location of his chinky counter part then hike 15 km left and it to the right then bow down and praise kek and simple 4chan gold pass is yours if you are worthy
how do you register?
step 1: find a grenade
step 2: pull pin
step 3: drop grenade on keyboard
step 4: run like hell
did that register
I swear to god this thread makes me want to hang myself
>>698681911
Fucking Oldfag
Bottomkek
Hey guys what's a sage?
>>698690684
Someone who'se been on 4chan for a long time!
>>698690553
want some rope??
how do i login xD
Where's the personal army request form?
>>698681071
How to triforce?
>>698690684
Also, whats a moot?
>>698690743
Yes
fuckin newfags> whats a moot? hah mr. poole is a fuckin moot ant this thread is fuckin moot
Hey guys, someone called me a fag. How can I get him banned?
>>698682653
Check em
>>698690773
Like this: %triforce%
>>698690740
Like a wizard???????
What is checking?
>>698691013
Shut up faggot.
<is this how you get green text?
I'm looking for those memes with that fluffy whiteish dog? They spell it like 'doge' lol. What does 'kek' mean? #newfagpride
fag fag fag fag this i a random fuckin thread read the fuckin rules. theyre arent very many
Who is this boxxy queen bitch she's ugly
>>698681071
Why do you guys keep telling women tits or Gee Tee eFf Oh?
>I know how to greentext
>but how do you get other colors?
>>698684982
>>698691719
Red:Wave2: Dancin 4 money pl0x
>>698689576
Click on the post number.
>>698682306
kek why did no one get that
what the fuck is up /b/
>>698691013
Suck a gay rhino's ass fag
dunno but i change the color of text from inspect page. and also change alot of other stuff. its not permanent though it will revert back to origional when i close the browser. but its still fun learning how to change web sites
fags
Kek everyone
Rolling
hey is changing web site colors and settings considered hacking? i hope not
This website should be closed
Edit: Thanks for le gold kind stranger
Edit: Minor text fixes
Edit: corrected punctuation
>>698681071
Dunno but I'd like to know
Can't you view pruned and 404,d treads on that account
Also What's a tryangle forces
>>698682087
>Can't tell if being sarcastic
>>698683555
Oh boy, those are some mighty fine repeating digits you got there !
>>698681071
Just a quick one, how many of you fuckers have actually left you fucking room in the last year?
How do I do dubs?
look at this epic meme
do yall play minecraft lol
>>698693232
Only in summertime new fag
>>698693344
>I actually got dubs dubs
I hrd i cn find the hacker 4chan on , hhere. Pls halp me raid a mincrft srvr pls dont kill me lov u
ok newfags who knows how to change the appearance of 4chan through inspect page??
really you can do whatever you want
>>698693344
Dunno buddy
Them two numbers are the same are these dubs
Or maybe dubs is a slang term for two
Treads at the same time
is this deepweb ?
>>698693553
Only on gold acc
>new phagg
>>698681315
This is the most ironic post in the thread.
no you fuckin idiot get tor or freeweb if you wanna go deep
W-what's a trap Fred
>what is a furry phaggot
>>698681071
you have to summon the moot and ask him that
you are a furryfag now take the fuckin teddy bear costume off
>>698693908
Is summoning the moot same as summoning MODS
>what is a mod
>>698694062
you know what? we should try!
MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT
no its the same as summoning a dick in your ass. fuckin tools
coome here mooty boy
moot sold this shit. i dont think that carrot top skinny anorexic little fucker is coming
>>698694335
you almost got triple numbers :D
>>698694466
maybe he's lurking right now
>>698694683
winrar
>test
I still use DESU
what's so wrong with reddit?
>>698694871
ok, serious question.. what the fuck is desu
>>698694958
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Ylyl?
>>698694871
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ok guys seriously. inspect page option gives you more customization options than the 4chan settings do.
>>698694958
It's the Japanese copula. It means "to be", or "it is", or "I am".
>>698695391
what's so special about that?
it translates to is is is is is is is is is
>>698695459
It's based on a character from the anime Rozen Maiden, who says it all the time.
