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Oh shit it's a school shooting.
>Even singles die
>Odd singles survive
>Dubs out of school
>Even trips summon Eric and Dylan (Columbine)
>Odd trips summon Seung-Hui Cho (Vtech)
>Quads summon Adam Lanza (Sandy Hook)
Eric and Dylan summoned = only dubs can save you
Seung-Hui Cho summoned = All posters past and future replies die (unless they're out of school)
Adam Lanza summoned = All above posters die unless they're out of school
>One summon at a time. If Eric and Dylan are summoned while Seung-Hui Cho is active they replace him. The other way around.
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Sounds funny. Rolling.
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>>698680063
I survived, yeah.
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>>698680156
Dang, now I died.
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Oshit
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>>698680210
Died again, ohh noes.
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>>698679882
roll
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Rollerino
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Cool blank-firing adaptater at the muzzle. What're you gonna do? Burn me?
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Ayy
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>>698679882
Sounds like fun.
Rolling
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roll
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Die
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>>698679882
Let's roll them dice! I'ma' comin' home, Jeezus!
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Pewpew
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>>698679882
Reol
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rollerino
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Roll
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odd trips for high score
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>>698680692
rip me
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roll for columbine
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>>698679882
WHAT HAPPENS IF I SUMMON BREIVIK
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>>698679882
lol im ded
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Please don't kill me
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ono
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Rolll
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Rollioli
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Dead
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>>698679882
Rolling.
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SUMMMON
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>>698679882
is no one going to mention the poster above the water fountains?

psy ops in action
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Hey guys elliot rodger here
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lol you fags are dead
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>>698679882
am not afraid
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roll
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Roll
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>>698679882
rolling for quints
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OH TEH NOEZ
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>>698681203
I LIVE
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roll
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Roll Nigger
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Show me potato salad
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Rollerino
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>>698681262
then you die, me as well.
probly
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roll
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>>698679882
I was homeschooled
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rolleando
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fuck you
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Have any spare guns?
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>>698681143
No but you are dead lmao
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>>698679882
roll
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roll
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>>698679882
I'm the shooter
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Dubs pls
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>>698681262
And you die.
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trips get
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Ayy
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all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
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roll
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>>698679882
Roll
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This is not my time.
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>>698679882
roll
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Roll
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Ditching school
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Witness me!
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>>698681570
You'd better run, better run
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>>698679882
>>698679882
>>698679882

No regrets...
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>>698679882
Nig
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Filling
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>>698679882
Keep rollin rollin rollin
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>>698679882
kk roll
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Roll
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>>698679882
Get to cover nig nogs
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roll
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roll
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>>698679882
>Dylan
oh fuck
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>>698679882
Lmao
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lmao ok
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>>698679882
rollerino
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FUCK HES GOT A GUN!!!
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>>698679882
Fuck this, I'm shooting back
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roll
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>>698679882

Roll
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Rolling for even singles
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Rolling. Betcha I die
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rollerino :^)
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>but its summer
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Time to roll
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Hail Satan
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Roll
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Roll
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Hihihi
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Rolling
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I WILL DIE MY ASS NAKED RUNNING TOWARDS THE KILLER
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Roll
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>>698679882
rollio pollio
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>>698679882
Imma get up and fight
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Summon
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I live
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>>698679882
ROLL
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>>698683998
So close to summoning G.I. Cho
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>>698679882
Feetz don't fail me now!
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>>698679882
Oh fuck rollin op
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>>698679882
Too many rules
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>three friends "conspired" to murder the school
>i didnt report them
>>mfw i got suspended in high school

1 was expelled, the two other came back the last year after being suspended the last 5 months of state school
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Eric I Summon Thee
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>>698679882
Roll
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Mom Eric has our guns
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>>698679882
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>>698679882
HELP!!!
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kkkkk
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roll
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>>698679882
Man lemme b lucky
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>>698679882
Finally a worthy game to play. Rolling
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PUSH IT TO THE LIMITS
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Why am I in school?
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>>698679882
Drake will save me, then get put into a wheelchair for our sins.
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>>698679882
o shit i died.
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>>698679882
shiiieeet
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Roll
>sand hook captcha
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Roll
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>>698679882
Roll
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roll
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>>698684568
RIP
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>>698679882
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spare me
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>>698684396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
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>>698684666
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Am I ded yet?
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Bet
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>>698684666

chekcem
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roll
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>>698679882
roll
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Rolling for my life
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>>698679882
Want some vr of Doom?
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>>698679882
Roll
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Roll
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>>698679882
are those guns real?
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help
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Am I alive?
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>>698679882
Show me your face god...
Time to punch it!
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Fuck u pussy ass shooter i fucked your mum
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Rolling to skip PE and smoke a blunt instead
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Hi
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>>698685044
Fuck yeah I got out :D
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>>698679882
CALL ME IN SICK
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Lord and savior cho pls
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rolll
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HOW
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Rolling
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I was not born to die at this moment!
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>>698679882
Ballo
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Rip
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Get me outta here
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>>698679882
ADAM HERE MOTHERFUCKERS
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Hello world
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Pls
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>>698685340
Goodbye world
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>>698679882
can't kill me fags!
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Rolllin
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MMMMMMMMMIDONTKNOWWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENEDBUTIDONTREALLYCAREBECAUSEIMAGETTHEFUCKOUTAHEREFUCKTHISSHITIMOUT
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>Taking a poo
>hear gunshots
>enjoying poo
>can't shoot what you can't find
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>>698679882
rolly molly
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>>698685554
so close
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rolling for even singles.
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Rolling
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>>698679882
Sounds fun
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rollo
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Ralin
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rollan
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>>698679882
Rollins
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what if .. the shooter is me?
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Rolz
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>>698679882
lets do this shit
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Killmeplz
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>>698679882
check em edge lord
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>>698679882
Oh hey guys
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>>698679882
guys how do i summon
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roll
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>>698686699
haha see you faggots later
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>>698679882
*runs around didging bullets*
*gets hit*
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You ain't taking me alive!
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>>698679882
I roll to live or take everybody with me
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I will survive
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Roll
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oh jesus
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Rawling for cho
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Oh shit
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kek
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We'll see
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>>698679882
hello m8s wer d tolet at
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I ain't dyin' today
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>>698679882
God thanks im out of school
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LET ME IN BOTH SIDES
LET ME IN BOTH SIDES
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Check em
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Rollerino.
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Haha I lived
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Rip me
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>>698687348
I died fuck
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time to roll for them battletoads
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>>698679882
Come at me, faggot!
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Ah fuck.
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>>698679882
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Roll
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Bitch ass nigger Shooters
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Let me die plz
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roll
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>>698679882
Rolleratto
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Summan
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rolling
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>>698679882
Hope my ex gets fuckin' recked
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Not today, bitch
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Dubs here
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Roll for Eric & Dylan
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>>698679882
Roll
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o shit waddup
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>>698679882
RUL
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>>698679882
SHIEEEEET
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go
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>>698679882
check 'em
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...
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>>698689371
They already in play >>698684666

Only dubs gets out alive. RIP me.
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Ayyy
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Please just let me die
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>>698679882
im out of school
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>>698679882
Where all the pumped up kicks at?
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>>698679882
Eric here, how's it going guys?
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Yes, I believe in G...
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>>698679882
Nigger thats too complicated for the average /b/ user
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>>698679882

Aw fuck I'm outta here! Say "Hi" to Harambe for me, dubs get!
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>>698679882
roll
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SAVE ME
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poll
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roll
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Rell
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Rollerino
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rollio
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>>698679882
/卐卍/ SIEG HEIL /卐卍/
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>>698679882
Rolling for everyone to die!
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>>698679882
Rawlxxx
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Roll
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rollo
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>>698679882
Rollo
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rolling
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roll
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>>698679882
come at me bruh!!!
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>>698679882

even trips get
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>>698692153
aaaaaaaaand i died
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>>698679882
My name is Dylan and I want you all fucking dead.
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>>698692221
ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL
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>>698679882
Roll
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>>698679882
rollerino
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>>698679882
roll
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How about some dubs?
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>>698679882
rollex
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Rolll
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>>698679882
Rollin
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Dubs to live
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Roll
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I want to meet my saviors Eric and Dylan
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>>698679882
rollllll
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roll
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Roll
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>>698679882
Lata bitch!
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>>698679882
lelelel
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ok
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Ennis
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Fuck meeeee
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>>698679882
role
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check em
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Roll!!!
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Tits
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I like to ditch alot but today I did not
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>>698694107
Yes!!! I survived
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praise jebus
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you guys are cool
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>>698679882
Let's rolla
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>>698679882
bitches don't know 'bout the AR pistol innabackpack
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Rolling
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>>698679882
Im always the guy who sacrifices my rep to hang out with the non like people, yall wont shoot me
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Rolling to stop shooters
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Put the tables against the doors!
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>>698679882
save me
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rollllll
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>>698679882
welp... so be it
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roll
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'don't shoot!'
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o fucc
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come on odds
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fdasdfs
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>>698679882
roll
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Im chillin at home nigga
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Call me Rachel scott
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>>698679882
Hmmm....
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Budz dubz cubs
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I died
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>>698697555
Summoning jutsu successful
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May luck forever be on my side
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>>698679882
Roll
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>>698697777
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>>698697777
kike killer supreme meme
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roll
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Oshitnigger.jpeg
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Dis gon be gud
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Imma surive this shit
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rolling
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>>698679882
gimme trips or dubs
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>>698699100
i said trips
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