Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Discount everybody.
Why though?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
Just came back from watching the new Bourne movie
These threads look kinda dead
How's everyone?
>Claim
your a big guy
'Sup discount /waifu/
Boats are like the borg.
You will be assimilated.
You will be discounted.
Resistance is futile.
>>698677781
for you
>>698677686
>Giving money to Matt Damon
Good goy
>>698677406
>running out of pictures I like to use
I'd rather you vary and post your rarer pics more anyway.
HELLLLLOOOO
>>698677657
Hey Syndra, whats up?
>>698677729
Hey there, how are you?
>>698677886
Whats wrong with him?
I think he's a decent actor, and the movie was pretty decent as well
>>698677729
>>698677886
>>698677995
4 u
>>698678028
was getting caught part of your plan?
>>698678046
He profits from using guns and owns some himself but says nobody else should have guns.
>>698677657
>keep a respectable distance from kitty
>>698677995
Ehhh it's not as good as one might think. Shizuru isn't the most popular character ever.
The pictures i don't use/rarely use are that way for specific reasons, such as the art isn't of good quality, or they have multiple people in them, or they're rather lewd.
This one hits two of three.
>>698678294
>>698678293
>>698678433
>>698678046
I'm good, how're you?
Rem a besto
>>698678135
have we started the fire?
>>698678559
>>698678550
>>698678293
Yea but movie guns are fake.
>Nobody should have guns
I think I agree with this tbh but it's pretty hypocrite of him to own them himself
Speaking of gunfags, how are you galil?
>>698678550
I'm okay, just came back from the movie as previously stated
I had a good time
M'lady claimed
>>698678613
>>698678701
You are on the money!
Do you think darkness is your ally?
>>698678613
>>698678699
![Shoukaku [891].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/plgaSQl.jpg "Shoukaku [891].jpg")
>>698677781
You should join them
>>698678775
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>698678046
Playing war thunder and feeling bad about using russian tanks.
You?
>>698678685
I haven't been to see a movie in a long while, can't remember what I saw last.
Probably gonna sleep a bit earlier tonight, so I'll leave now or it'll be 3am suddenly. Time is weird.
>>698678685
I'm good.
Also many movies use real guns and just use a blank barrel and fire blanks.
>>698678775
Did you know, Tom Hardy (Bane) needed 3 inch heels to match Batman's height?
I'm gonna start radiation treatment tomorrow and for the few days/weeks
I'm slightly nervous
>>698678883
>>698679026
Radiation treatment?
>>698678975
I hear you play that game a lot, is there a ranked stat in that game?
Why are you feeling bad about them? You crushed the Germans
>>698678985
You should its fun! I wanted to see suicide squad but it got horrid reviews so I passed on that
>3 am
Still early enough stay man
>>698679000
Ow btw the Martian didn't use a single gun, just thought of that
But tbh i didn't know this, how do you?
>>698679026
Cancer got cancer
Good job faggot
>>698678293
hello, /k/
>>698679111
A way to get rid of tumors in latent terms I guess
Not big on the science mambo jambo
>>698678883
Ehhh maybe if i actually liked some of the boats. Frankly, don't know anything about them though.
Usually don't even know their names, let alone their personality that isn't conveyed by their immediate appearance.
That said, the appearance change between that boat and Syndra is strangely minor.
>>698678883
>[891]
Whats the percentage of lewds in this folder?
>>698678433
I see nothing wrong with posting pics with multiple character, specially when you're still identifiyng your claim through filename, post or trip.
Otherwise you're just limiting yourself from sharing tons of great art.
Life is good when your waifu is poplar.
Maximum autism claimeroonie
>>698679434
>maybe
H E R E S Y
E
R
E
S
Y
>>698679375
Now that's not very nice
>>698679770
I said good job
>>698679623
Fucking kek.
/b/ was the anime/random board long before you graced this site, buddy.
>>698679623
>/b/ - Random
i'll post whatever the fuck i want.
It would be very painful
>>698679316
Well yeah the martian is about space and stuff.I just learn it after spending a lot of time on the internet (I also use IMDb and IMFDb a lot)
Also Suicide Squad was FAR better than the reviews said.It got like 25% on Rotten Tomatoes but it deserved like 85-80%
>>698679420
Oh shit you have cancer?
>>698679377
Hello
>>698679623
>(Random)
>>698679026
Nobody gives a shit.
>>698679804
Well I don't appreciate it
>>698679989
Well, yes, it sounds serious if you say it like that though
>>698680101
ay b0ss
>>698679316
I don't think there's anything I'd want to watch.
>especially alone
I really need to sleep though, ciao.
>>698680101
Meanie ;_;
>>698679723
You seem to have missed the entire rest of that post where i explain why it's not really a maybe.
>>698679627
>Popular
It's pretty much always Lucia (the other girl in this picture.
>>698678028
Boo.
>>698679434
Do I sense heresy?
>>698680101
Awww, poor faggot doesn't like it when people are mean to him. Here's my suggestion for you. Pic related
>>698680119
Correct, now it is just Random.
Guess what, trap lover, Anime is a random topic that doesn't break any global rules.
Guess who is shit out of luck and should probably go back to >>>/mlp/
>u
Lilly Claimed
Good morning guys
>>698680279
ne byt' negrom , rogonosets
>>698680279
Well that's kind of obvious. It's not like I get off on people calling me buzzwords
>>698680203
Sorry, I guess
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>698679316
>is there a ranked stat in that game?
I think there is, but i dont play it.
Arcade and realistic battles are more than enough.
>Why are you feeling bad about them?
They are unbalanced as fuck.
>You crushed the Germans
That was mostly because of numbers.
>>698679434
You can always check http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Ship_List_(Image) and look for the ones you like
Yes, that might be one of the reasons i like her.
Although her personality bugs me a little.
>>698679627
I sorted most of them out, but there might be some left. In any case, not a lot.
>>698680265
No. I'm quite content with Shizuru. I just enjoy joking about boats and monsters on occasion.
https://youtu.be/tSrH-6YUf1g
>>698680869
She does seem a little on the "Too happy" side to quite fit your character.
Based solely on the like, 2 images i've seen of her, that is.
>>698680945
Welcome back, Chen.
QOTT:Do you have a cat?What is your cat like?Do they cuddle or are they mean?
>>698681101
Thanks. How are you?
Good morning /waifu/
>>698680375
great, i'm late to the party
>>698679420
Holy shit dude that's pretty serious.
Has it spread yet?
I'm sorry man, that sucks
>>698679989
Yea but it was with Matt Damon without guns
And ive not only heard of rotten tomatoes and imdb that it was bad, all my friends and Twitter celebs called it horrid, you're the first to call it this good , why?
>>698680172
Well yea alone sucks, perhaps family
>I went with my brother and dad
Oh we night
>>698680869
>Not playing ranked
Pleb
And unbalanced that they're too strong or too weak?
Also because your tanks were better, but numbers were a thing as well
>>698677406
Discount shizuru
Morning
>>698681691
don't you worry, i've had that planed for some time now.
just not today
>>698681266
He is a fucking asshole
>>698681607
I don't like ranked games in any game.
Too strong of course.
They weren't better, they broke down just as much.
Syndra
>>698681607
They don't understand superhero stuff I guess.
Also there were like 50 threads saying it was good and the reviews were wrong and the day before yesterday half this thread was saying it was good
>>698681824
Well speed it up, faggot
>>698681356
Fairly good. Thinking i might go to bed soon though.
>>698681656
Good morning Sachi. How goes?
>>698682009
nah. still have shit to do. and i'm not gonna kick the bucket with unfinished stuff that has to be done
>>698681656
Hey sachi whats up
>>698681979
Why not? It adds a little bit extra fun to it, for me at least
Cute cat btw
>Don't believe you
>>698681985
I guess that's a possibility, you do?
And I usually don't browse b during the summer, it's full of cancer. And I was probably asleep during that time too bad
>>698681607
It's really not that serious of a case. I talked to the required people and they say it's not anything that's terminal and it's benign so I'm happy about that
>>698681266
Yes, she is quite odd in that she likes to sniff people's armpits and crotches, and likes jumping onto my shoulders when I least expect it.
>>698680896
I know.
>Rattles.
>>698681656
Shizuru never switched.
>>698682146
I wish you good night, for whenever you're going to sleep.
You don't seem to come here as often as you used to.
>>698681582
Dont worry on this very much man
Maybe someday u can claim her
Best type moon claimed.
>>698682590
Still enough to never stop making bad jokes, get the surgery and start enjoying Fallout 4.
>>698682478
I know a bit about the DC universes. Suicide Squad is set in the New 52 universe, in which Superman is dead.The gov is worried about the next Superman being a cunt and so they make the Suicide Squad.
>>698682590
Well that's good
>>698682609
Sachi was reference the OP
>>698682715
Nah i do. Just rarer at this time of day. My sleep schedule rotates around pretty often. Eventually i'll swing around to waking up at this time.
>>698682724
heh. little faster next time then
>>698682609
me + u
>>698682590
Phew I'm glad, then I guess it's better er discuss other matter
What you doing?
>>698682871
Oh okay that explains something, but perhaps the movie needs to explain this a bit more because not everyone, including me, knows about the different DC universes
>>698682836
Why can't you just confess your love and devotion to me?
>>698682146
the usual, waking up at 4pm edition
how are you discount shizuru?
>>698682478
Hey discount Tsundere~chan
I could be wrong but im pretty sure the sky is up
>>698682609
Yet
>>698683203
Because that would be gay.
>>698682955
I understand the situation.
I'm sorry for assuming things.
>>698683157
Listening to music and making dinner happen.
Yourself?
>>698683325
It's not gay if you say no homo
>>698683212
I'm alright. Going to go to sleep soon though probably maybe
>>698683549
Hmm? Don't worry about it.
>>698683611
How old were you?
>>698683212
Hilarious
>Not tsundre
>>698683604
What are you listening to?
I'm eating some chips while watching the Olympic games
>>698683693
Eh?
>>698682955
>Discount everybody.
But how can I be so sure that some of the older claimers started off with a different waifu?
>>698683006
I always thought of myself to be a follower, not a leader. Leading a large group of people would make me a bit nervous, and I mainly observe what others do.
>>698683212
>Yet.
Speak for yourself, the boats are starting to have an influence on you.
>>698681266
I don't have any pets at all
Good morning waifu.
Hope everyone slept good
>>698683850
Don't need to. Calling people heretics is practically an insult to most people. It's a very good way to bully.
>>698683611
what time it for you?
like 7am im guessing?
>>698683790
im glad you agree
>discount tsundere
>>698683850
No amount of boats can break love
>>698683790
A bit of this a bit of that right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QHak8h1AQ
>Olympic games
I was thinking about watching those the other day. Maybe when I have time I'll see what's happening
Hello
>>698683611
Okay. Thanks.
>>698684189
Getting close to 9AM
>>698683878
I actually had an excellent rest what about you?
>>698684189
Nothing else to add? What are you doing man cmon
>Not even a tsundre so the discount doesn't make sense
>>698684300
That's actually pretty good, wouldn't have thought waifu had a good taste in music
It's really fun but I'm a sports watching addict so maybe not for everyone, also watching my county suck dick is also funny
>>698684684
Gif didn't load for some reason
non-anime waifu coming thru
Found this sick pic.
what everyone up to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqa38mohcs
>>698684771
Shit waifu* coming through
FIFY
>>698684684
I slept pretty good.
Still a little tired though.
Pic related happens to you
Good afternoon everyone
>>698685163
Wouldn't mind it to be honest
>>698683878
I passed out while talking to you guys last night and only got an hour and a half of sleep, just to have to prep for work at 3am.
>I'm a contractor, I fix machines like Wal-Mart self-checkouts for example.
>>698684039
I'm only ever rude to people if they're rude to me first. That's how it's always been with me.
>>698684189
But you can break boats.
>>698684583
and you haven't slept yet?
>>698684684
You forgot your pic fag
>Makes perfect sense
>>698684775
Your pic makes me sick
>>698685381
But would you want to break a innocent little boat?
>>698685243
Hilda a best
>>698685469
*cough* Titanic. *cough*
>>698685555
Nice quads.
>Yoko.
do you faggots even own a life?
>>698685159
Well if you're planning on doing something you might need to take a quick nap
>Are you
>>698685469
>>698684754
You're special aren't you?
>>698685555
Quads confirm Hilda best pokewoman
>>698685719
I don't
D.va a best
>>698685801
I dont give a shit
>>698685469
When you bully me it hurts.
>>698685903
But you asked
>>698684684
Where do you live in? Certainly not China I assume.
I never really cared about how my country fairs in the Olympics, just not that interested I guess
>>698685926
And?
I'm back
>>698685555
Post lewds
Hex Maniac is a Sex Maniac
Claimed.
>>698686275
Fag
>>698685641
I was asking if you would personally
>>698685756
I'm a special snowflake
>>698685909
but bullying is fun :(
>>698686348
Ouch my feelings.
>>698685756
Not really.
I'm just gonna watch anime all day pretty much.
I don't even have to leave my bed~
>>698685381
Oboy, that seems like hard work.
>>698686246
AHM DOIN IT
>>698686309
Were you waiting all morning to say that?
>>698686563
Yes
>>698686563
Fuck off mai
>>698686563
Yup
>>698686499
You're pretty cute
>>698685958
Nope, I'm from the Netherlands
Although we won female biking we have been knocked out almost everything first round
>Not a nationalist
You German and too scared to root for them you cuck?
>>698686348
I should have know
>Love you though
>>698686499
Ah I'm jealous, although I'm watching anime now I had to leave my bed because my dog has needs
What are you watching?
>>698686616
>>698686630
>>698686637
that's pretty dedicated.
>>698686772
Yes it is
>>698686928
Not a fag
>>698686870
I am kind of hungry, this might not be a bad idea
>>698686928
If trips everyone must post a lewd of their waifu
>>698687106
not today anon, not today
>>698686489
good
>>698686738
like you slightly less than love
You're all gay
>>698685909
I got your back.
>Unless you find me too spoopy.
>>698686348
Break as in mindbreak? Hell no I wouldn't.
Break their bones? They're a ship, their defense would be high as shit. Break them in? Consent comes first.
>>698686499
Doing stuff like that constantly can wear a guy out. Today I'm almost done replacing Kohl's computers, luckily Kohl's jobs are done with at least 5+ more techs.
>>698687319
And?
>>698686513
You bastard
>>698687217
Ouch
I guess I confessed to soon
So what are you up to?
>>698687492
Why do you guys even react to that shit?
Miho claimed
>>698687217
:C
>>698687737
I don't know
>>698687675
I'm just joking bb I wouldn't do that to you
>>698686738
Oh I don't have any pets.
I want a bird.
I'm watching Kono Bijutsubu ni wa Mondai ga Aru!
>>698686661
You're pretty cute Alice~
>>698687416
So like what do you have to fix on them?
or replace?
>>698688025
Replacd the monitors and the HUBs with newer models.
>Yoko.
I FOUND MAI'S DEVIANTART
http://mommoti.deviantart.com/
>>698687961
You're just posting more pictures and destroying the thread
Where were you btw?
>>698688025
Birds are pretty shitty pets, they are loud af
Ive heard of that how is it?
>I agree with Alice you're cute
>>698687824
I suddenly want some calpes soda
