>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, bully rikka
Moka claimed
>>698646695
Ohohoh.
>i know you want it
>>698647293
You into much Kirby? I know Nui loves it.
>>698647424
But in all seriousness, what music do you like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsUR8vPxI8g
This is the type of stuff I listen too.
>>698647539
You went fast?
Yozora claimed
Last post: >>698647998
>>698647625
Oh fuck, you shut em down! Nice Job Yuno, I only ever did that in a debate that we had to do in class
>Most importantly bully Rikka
Ah you bitch
>>698648122
No no no way I do....I mean I dont I dont
Waifuu!!
Bitches!!
>>698647998
It has come to this then hm?
Very well, I shall show no mercy
>>698647998
What kind of book would you suggest?
Doll claimed.
>>698646143
Didn't even realise that was Kirino from the thumbnail. What's up?
>>698647176
>Oh okay, did I inspire the name?
>Cute gif
She said it's probably just a bad stomach bug, should wear off after a week or two. Ah just a lazy day then? Nice.
>>698647293
Yeah I should do soon, just gotta push through it. Ah you played Lucioball yet?
>>698647539
How fast Sonic blast?
>>698647424
Exactly. How're you doin anyway?
Saber claim
>>698647969
FUCK I'm too slow curse mobile
>>698647293
>Still getting destroyed
We'll see on judgment day
>What do I get if I win?
>>698645975
It's so blinding! How can you deny it after that?
>>698646255
>Keyword
RTSs are pretty damn neat, I'll look into it.
>>698646664
The only way my man. Sleep well.
>>698646709
2fast4me. Sweet that it's working out though
>>698646921
True, good thing these names aren't copyrighted. Fun times, ain't it? Never want to go through that again. How'd it get you?
>>698647176
Had a sub sandwich that didn't sit well with my stomach earlier, tried to sleep it off, but to no avail. By the time I got up I felt nauseous and you get the story from there.
>>698647293
Nope, didn't even get a PoTG. Been days since I got one.
Hello
still here
>>698648174
Your eye isnt powerful
I bet its just a colored contact
My red eyes prove that i have true power
I'll repeat this. Fear not my peers! Nonon is here!
Also check em
>>698648288
Long time no see!
>>698648174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
>>698647293
Shirts are common decency you titty monster!
>Implying you're not.
>>698648223
>Hmm sorta.
>I agree n_n
I hope it's sooner than a week or two.. that'd be tough.. and yeah it's been nice.
>>698648233
Nooo.. you gotta feel better..! No getting sick!
>>698647539
>Makoto
You seem pretty happy tonight, cutie
What's good?
>>698648122
I don't listen to much, really. Just whatever I like I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKrNdxiBW3Y
>>698648223
>Nice claim
I'm doing alright, I'll sleep soon tho
What about you?
>>698648233
Alright then~
Hope you'll like it if you pick it out
>>698648223
>No cute doll image
;-;
>>698647703
I didn't full throttle it on accelerating since the jet injector is a bit borked, and it could cut out on me if I did.
>>698648223
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MOTHER FUCKING MILES PER HOUR!
>>698648405
NONON! SEE ABOVE! TOOK THE 94 TO THE 125 AND HIT THAT SPEED!
>>698648455
I'm super happy, I got to finally ride the bike I bought 4 months ago, as the repairs are to the point of rideability now!
>>698648455
You listen to music you like?
>absurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLDUUMp1eSw
Anyways, how was your day bote?
Raven
>>698648209
No clue.
I've never drawn any sort of Manga in my life.
>>698648232
Yo
>>698648317
Yo
>>698648393
Yo
>>698648405
Yo
>>698648411
Nice get.
>>698648174
The funny thing is I pissed off the directors even more cause they try pushing me to take it seriously and go into some competition shit, forgot what it was called
Never have they felt so disappointed cause I had ALOT of potential but I simply did not take the class seriously. Like the only reason I joined is for fines arts points that is required to move up grades and shit (that and my neighbor I befriended since I moved here was there)
FUN FACT: My neighbor friend is that smugfuck
>>698648405
Oh thank you my savoir!
>>698648455
Hey destroyer of discounts doing well?>>698648545
>That speed
DEJA VU
>Obligatory cute gif
>>698648663
>Didn't get a yo
;-;
>>698648663
hello again
>>698648405
I challenge you to a duel
> takes off glove and slaps you across the face
>>698648750
My bad, yo.
What's up?
>>698648403
LIES youre eyes dont mean anything, you delusional wench
>>698648436
God damn it..
>>698648720
KEK are you guys like cool now or deos he remember what you did to him?
Damn I went to the wrong thread
Clammed
>>698647424
Kek, their loss. They had every opportunity to win and they didn't take it. It doesn't sound as bad as you make it sound. Aggitating? Definitely.
>>698647539
I see.
>>698647625
Yup. I'm the same when it comes to food. I can eat all shit I want and still lose weight.
>>698648233
Because it isnt true!
>Rikka
Iowa claimed
>>698647539
sounds like to me you've already married your new bike.
>>698647625
I was thinking it was Destiny. How do you still go on it. I'd think there would be a part where you get bored
>>698647998
Like she was better than the rest? Did you lose your shit when you looked down lol
>>698648122
Yea I like it! Haven't played it in forever tho. Getting back into the music haha
>>698648223
That's the spirit! Indeed I have! Lucioball is pretty fun but can get annoying when you keep misjudging the range on your push
>>698648227
I didn't think we were putting anything on the table here
>>698648233
You just gotta get dude. many POTGs will come to you. Like become a pro genji like me
>>698648437
Being cool is common decency too and I don't see you bein cool :^)
>ey man I ain't fuk u
>>698648904
You and that flat booty want to try and fight me
>>698648405
I thought she had a cute lip like TSF
>>698648663
Well shit, i guess all i can do is look into it.
>>698648904
We're cool hah, afterschool I waited for him to come home by his mailbox with a smug, he just shaked his head and muttled "cheeki fuck"
>>698648905
I can eat all I want and not gain weight.. people think I'm a starving negro
>>698649038
Light level 334 on all 3 characters, I had just come back after a long break cause I actually did get bored finally
>>698648545
Whoa, be careful now. A crash at 160 is sure death. Going sanic speed is fun, but careful now!
>>698648663
Howdy ho!
>yo
>>698648720
Always happy to help You Know who
>>698648782
Prepare to be pummeled cheerfully, jauntily and utterly one-sidedly!
>>698649155
Forgive me, TSF?
>>698648881
Nothing much atm just wrapping things up before I go to bed you?
>>698649038
Gotta make it interesting somehow.
>Well what do you want?
>>698648904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bajAoKiwmvU
>>698648437
Heh, it was just for the day, I hope. Haven't thrown up since.
>>698648455
We'll see, wouldn't mind getting into something new, thanks for mentioning it.
>>698648545
Ayy Cheeki, that's what's up.
>>698648947
In your eyes it's not true. What are you up to?
>>698649038
I've been sweating for them my man, pulling off all the sick plays, but the game wants to give it to the opposing team.
I've gotta now one of my mates just showed up and is taking me to suicide squad.
>>698648223
Shit, pic
>>698648233
Exactly man, when they are I'm gonna be out of a job.
The best times. It's awful when you can't breathe while it's happening too. I dunno how it happened, I just felt like I needed to hiccup while washing my hands and then it all came out.
>>698648545
That's over 2 times the speed limit here you speed demon.
>>698648509
I know, I know! Rectifying it now!
>>698648455
>I worked real hard on it
I'm doing okay, and I just woke up. Get up to much today?
>>698648437
>Glad I could help in my little way.
I hope so too, but what can you do. I think I've got one today myself.
-->Shizuru
Sounds mysterious, that peanut butter cream could be anything. Ih well, as long as it tastes good.
>>698648317
Nice filename
>>698649038
Oh I haven't played any overwatch really in ages, may jump on just for that for a bit. Looks fun anyway.
>>698649110
>Flat
I beg to differ, stay mad you twig
>>698649170
Haha I like picture you giving that exact face to him as he says it to ya
>>698649229
Silly~ So whats up? Hows your day?
>>698649229
Tachibana Sylphinford.
>>698649357
I am watching this guy just analyze third strike its cool to watch but he seems really cocky and annoying , how about you??
>>698649288
Nahhhhhh
>Rikka
>>698649401
Ok thats it this bullying is getting physical
The thread sure is full of newfags at this hour.
>>698649401
Mmm I'm liking what I'm seeing~
>>698649038
Hard to be cool to a walking pair of tits.
>I doubt that.
>>698649357
Good.. keep it that way.. don't scare me like that.
>>698649396
Nice I hope your day goes well! And i got my spine readjusted again, going back on wednesday for more..
>>698649396
CUTE
>>698648774
What's poppin'?
>>698648782
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>698649038
I didn't lose my shit because I knew she was ugly as fuck beforehand. I've only gotten around 30 blowjobs in my life, and that shit was an easy second.
>>698649155
Godspeed
>>698649229
What's poppin yo?
>>698649241
The same. Can't be sleepy as fuck during work tomorrow.
>>698649381
See you later mein führer.
>>698649564
Shipmate let me know if the shit gets rough. I'll use my special move.
>>698649170
Yeah, I remember eating McDonald's everyday of the week and my coworkers getting pissed off that I wouldn't gain any of it.
This bote is a sleepy bote
Goodnight y'all
>>698648545
Fucking finally!
>>698648610
I know right!? Crazy talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
My day was boring, but at least I'm still mostly alive
>>698648750
The bote is doing well, King of Heresy
I hope you can say the same~
Goodnight now
>>698648905
It wasn't that bad, just annoying
>>698649357
You're welcome my dude!
>>698649396
>So I've seen
Not much here, just some vidya and being an elitist fag
I'd stay up and chat with ya, but I need my sleep
>>698649595
Who is newfag lol
Totes not me xDDDDD
sup guys how you been?
>>698649229
That little cute whore is mine.
Singles, I leave you alone
Dubs, make her part of my harem/maid
Trips, my sex slave
Quads, I claim her as my waifu. xD
OR we could have our backs against each other and walk 10 steps forward, quickly shoot each other.
...but I'll just take 2 steps forward and shoot you dead, and take what is mine
>>698648750
Was thinking more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>698648905
Don't worry, I'll be working towards that car now!
>>698649038
I mean, Freedom Bote, you saw how fast I went! Surely you can't say you wouldn't do the same!
>>698649229
I know, I had a friend on the back. I couldn't get super hektik!
>>698649357
Am I making you proud, Breeki?!
>Because I plan to break that record once I get a helmet cam and speakers, I want to be able to prove it!
>>698649396
On the stretch I was on, it was 2.5 times the limit.
>My thirst for speed knows no bounds!
>>698649770
Right?
>>698649802
Oh hi, sorry I never answered yesterday.
>Favorite object was the Tri-Core. The concept seems very very interesting to me.
>>698649658
nothing just sitting
>>698649564
Eh whatever
>>698649598
Oh I knew you would~
>>698649658
Its ok yozo ive killed gods before
>>698649401
Also i can do this
>>698649719
Hahah I miss eating mcdonalds everyday when working at walmart, the manager knew my order and would whisper the new guys my order as I walked in
>>698649915
>Filename
L-LEWD!
>>698649770
Goodnight. Pretty good song.
Best rungirl claimt
>>698649974
What a slut
>>698650010
Is it? I thought it was cute
>>698650195
Perhaps I have a dirty mind~
>>698649874
i agree the tri core was very cool, but my favourite would have to be the railgun, it was insane how powerful it it
>>698650119
Mines better. xD
>>698649770
Goodnight discount bote
>>698649874
How bout this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
>Cute
>>698649974
>Gif
WEW
>>698649170
That's a lot of light level. Did you get bored again lol
>>698649241
I have no clue what I'd want from you lol. Like I don't know what you got
>>698649357
You didn't do good enough bucko. You gotta try harder. I'm giving lessons on how to git gud
>>698649396
I recommend playing it again just for lucioball it's pretty fun
>>698649621
Easy to be cool when you're cool
>you're a fuck
>>698649658
>easy second
was your top one from someone just as ugly?
>>698649874
I mean you went at very fast speeds. It'd be hard not to.
>>698649621
Thank you, same for your night! Oh yeah, how's your back feeling then?
>>698649638
Thanks, likewise.
>>698649770
Fair enough.
Don't let me hold you, night night.
>>698649874
Fuckin Christ man.
>>698649770
Yep, sounds like it.
>>698649874
You better
>>698650010
Do you have a McDonald's in your WalMart too? I didn't work in a Wal-Mart but rather a McDonald's so I got a free meal every day I work. I abused that shit so hard.
>>698650195
Ok that wasnt even bullying
That was just mean
Im not talking to you anymore
>>698650317
Hard to be cool when you're a titty monster.
>No you
>>698650345
Thanks love :) and it's going well! no problems on my end.
>>698650317
Believe it or not, this was the first time I felt bored of destiny
>>698650365
Na we had a subway but the mcdonald was literally a 5 minute walk, along with other food joints and a dollar tree where I go buy some candy to enjoy for the rest of the shift
>Night managers calls me lollipop boy cause Im always seen with a lollipop in my mouth when they see me
>>698649770
Nighty night yo.
>>698649802
Chilling and shit.
You?
>>698649886
Sitting?
That's it?
>>698649974
Alrighty then.
>>698650317
Top one was a bad bitch on prom night.
We're going only by the feeling here.
If I factor in looks, it drops her down to #10.
>>698650375
Should I?
>>698650375
You still have me.
>>698649396
You can always become an NPC, full-time too. Better than anything else. Oh God, when it just flows out that happens, almost like you might gag. Weird, a sudden reaction I guess. You can always tell when it's coming up when your mouth starts watering.
>>698649500
Reviewers and critics sometime give off that vibe, gotta take what they say with a grain of salt. Sitting here, going through a list of music
while browsing the web.
>>698649621
Not going to eat anything too heavy for a bit, should help. Heh, sorry cutie.
>>698649770
Sleep well man, I'll let you know about it!
>>698649874
You're doing God's work! Oh shit, really? Awesome, where are you going to set it? Need a nice straight away.
>>698650317
I'm losing my tough m8, teach me the ways. Honestly want to get a Zen PoTG, playing him a lot as of late.
>Lucioball
>Fun
Yeah having a Roadhog appear in your games is tons of fun.
>>698649405
It's been great! Thanks for asking.
>>698649436
Oh,my bad
>>698649658
Nothing much just chilling
>>698649813
You lose my friend
>>698649874
Oh boy, that sounds like fun, he enjoy it?
>>698650244
I know you do, its why I love you~
>>698650375
The bully becoming defensive , I have defended myself once again
>>698649396
Thanks.
>>698650589
>Tough
Meant touch.
>>698650571
watching thread petting my dog. nothing really
>>698650479
Hey, babygirl, how is pretending to be a girl on the internet going?
Timestamp or you're just a weird guy.
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.
>>698650596
Is always a pleasure to hear!
>>698650627
<33333
>>698650571
No
>>698650581
I dont want to bully anymore
>>698650627
Your mean
Im not friends with you anymore
You should all post lewds of your waifu, maybe good luck will fall upon you.
>>698650926
>>698650844
This can't be real.
>>698650268
Railgun was powerful as fuck, but all in all, it's a tad impractical if anything gets close up to it.
>>698650307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyVlehif2NY
>Am not!
>>698650317
>Also, my friend was about 180 lbs, so I KNOW I can ride with anyone lighter than that for sure!
>Hell, the bike still had power to spare, I could go heavier as long as I handled it properly!
>>698650345
Hehehe, I'm terrible, aren't I~?
>>698650365
I am! Once I got the bike in order with that injector, it's all towards the car fund!
>>698650589
>I've got a few places in mind, but no real promises on it yet!
Besides, I need the helmet mount first, and I want my eurobeat when I do it!
>>698650596
Ya she did. Kept joking because every time she went to hold on, she ended up reaching around to my crotch.
>Was too involved in the fast, I didn't feel it at all! At some points, I thought she fell off because I didn't feel her there!
>>698651003
New to /b/?
>>698650813
Attention-whore, w/ autism
>>698651003
I mean, the bullet hit him so hard his shirt changed, it has to be real, right?
>>698651003
Of course it's not.
>>698650596
Well that's good.
>>698650720
What kind of pupper you got?
>>698650813
Bye Carl.
>>698650862
What am I gonna do with all of this fire,then?
>>698651003
It's some shitty CGI my man.
Even if it was real, all he'd have did was blast off his jaw. Poor fucker probably would've lived.
>>698650317
>Nice cup holder
Yeah I should sometime. Got anything good from the summer crates?
>>698650479
Don't mention it.
Oh good then. Does the readjustment hurt at all?
>>698650589
I dunno, giving those quests out and standing around is a lot of pressure.
Yeah, it all lumps up in your throat and you can't force enough of it through. Fucking sucks man. I get that as well, and I did feel a bit shitty, but not like throw up now kinda shitty. What happened with yours anyway?
>>698650645
No problem. How're you doing anyway?
>>698651031
As long as you stay away from me on that thing, wouldn't want a face full of 160mph bike now.
>>698651003
No shit.
>>698650841
<33333 love you Yuno~
>>698650862
Moka, I didnt mean it, you were picking on me and I just had to defend myself
>>698651131
a red dachshund
>>698650589
Good plan.. and i wish i could hug you better again but i dun wanna get sick.. but honestly i'd probably do it anyway lol
>>698650764
My night would be better if my router would stop resetting and if idiots like yourself would post a waifu with your annoying rambling or leave. Either way you can ask any of the people I've already done that for, some of which are even in this thread right now :) But I'm not going to go and take another one just for you. You're not worth my time.
>>698651182
The electro shock therapy part hurts some but not the readjustments themselves..
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzAfVDeOIo
>>698650479
Except I am cool
>oh fuck
>>698650533
lol really? After all the time you've put into it
>>698650571
Well its gotta be based on the feeling, more or less trying to see if its just the ugly ones that are trained in it lol
>>698650589
It's near impossible to get a zen play. I see it once in a blue moon.
Never had the hero change bug happen to me
>>698651031
Oh fuck are we able to ride out. Is it time to achieve the dream
>>698651182
>kek thanks
mhmm I've gotten 3 of the limited skins as well as a few other things for the summer games.
>>698651182
I'm pretty good. Just listening to music.
Yourself?
>>698651031
true but i still love the over the top cannon that just obliterates everything in its sights
>>698650317
I want you to admit I'm best Brit bong if I win. If you win you get lewds?
>Fair? Don't have RP atm so I can't offer a skin unless you're okay with waiting a bit
>>698650345
>That chibi
HNNNNNG
>>698651031
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFZ3Qhn5dW8
>Are too
>Forgot Ace Combat and Idolmasters are tied together
>>698650533
They let you eat on the job? Aww man, I'm jealous already.
>lollipop boy
Key. Gives off a kind of gay tone.
>>698650813
Kek. Can't believe I read the while thing
>>698651031
Yay
>>698651330
Goodnight
>>698651131
Throw it at yuno
Hes a butt
>>698651188
You took it too far
That wasnt bullying
That was just straight hurtful
>>698650589
Iowas dumb.
>>698651356
the lucioball glitch happened to us today you dingus. they had a mei before our game crashed and said it was because of your disk drive. and you're not cool.
>>698651003
No, I just used special fx
>>698651487
Well I am apologizing now Moka arent I? Cant we just calm down and be friends? You just bullied me for no reason
>>698651229
Cute breed of pupper.
I'd bet it gets you bitches, huh?
>>698651330
Night yo.
>>698651356
Probably not.
I've mainly dated shy chicks without much experience so their mouth game tends to be weak.
>>698651487
But yuno is my-
ok.
>>698651075
Yuno.
>>698651644
What is your waifu's name?
>>698651703
Boku no Pico
whats up faggors?
BEST vampire claimed
>>698651267
Kek that pic.
Ah how often do you have the shock therapy then?
>>698651330
Night night.
>>698651356
>That pic
God bless America.
Ooo which ones? I'm hunting for the Mercy Skin and the Zarya one I think. They look great.
>>698651366
I've just woken up myself, about to put on some music. Whatcha listening to?
>>698651453
I love the doll chibis man, so cute.
>>698651188
Aw I love you too sweetie~ <333333
>>698651356
I didn't think I would like destiny this much
>1471h put in
>>698651466
They didn't give twoshits about my candy, I was working, that's all they cared about
>Gives off a kind of gay tone.
Funny thing is.. I kinda had to act gay cause I got caught trying to take a creepshot from the same girl I try to take but I acted off as my phone went retarded and they believed it
>>698651487
Shut yo fuccboi ass up, you talkin shit to my nigga but you can't take a hit? Fuck outta here pussyboi
>>698651615
Dont mind him sweeite, hes just a fuccboi that cant take a hit
>Talk shit, get hit
>>698651644
Yes?
>>698651644
I like her eye color.
Trips I claim her my waifu
Quads my sex slave
>>698650841
How about you know who?
>>698650844
Nooooo! Don't lose your way!
>>698651031
That's pretty funny. She a special friend of yours?
>DEJA VU
>>698651131
Not many weeks left till toil and hardships resume
>>698651182
You won't get a facefull!
>Ass full is more like it, you're getting on!
>>698651356
As long as you're okay with a motorcycle, we can do shit next week if I'm able to lift the bike so my dad doesn't get on my ass!
>In that case, I'd need the 2 pack for the Sena helmet speakers.
>>698651376
I can't deny, it's pretty damn good!
>>698651453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mUJK2RPmYw
>Nuh uh!
>I'm hoping more IM@S skins come with 7.
>>698651615
No
>>698651644
Its fine
Im playing cs so im getting off for now
Goodnight waifus
>>698651644
i dont really talk to many people and we only walk in our neighborhood because she cant go far. she is getting old
>>698651820
NOOOOO! !
>>698651808
>Talk shit get hit
Exactly. Thank you darling <3
Now on this note I shall go to bed, night guys!
>>698651826
Too late, I'm already bleeding and not the floor.
>>698651778
Maki is my fav tomato
And once every other day usually... it's not too fun..
>>698651948
night night love
>>698651826
A fair day, watch anime, ate pizza and grind on destiny
>>698651846
Scared of a real man, I'll fuck you til you love me fagget
>>698651948
Good night my love!
>See you in your dreams~
>>698651835
>I can't wait for AC7 in general
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
>>698651778
Too cute I can barely handle it
>>698651755
The ceiling :^)
>>698651031
>If you were in Utah I'd say the Bonneville Salt Flats, amazing things have happened there.
Fair enough, hopefully it doesn't take too long and Eurobeat is a must!
>>698651182
Can't be that bad, just stand around and look cute, essentially do what you've been doing. Right? Then you have to do the finger trick, makes me feel like some bulimic. Damn right it does, it's just bad times all around. I had a sub sandwich, didn't sit well with my stomach. Thought it was just an ache so I went to nap, but it woke me up and forced me to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom, begging to die.
>>698651267
That's extremely sweet of you, it's not that kind of sick but I don't want you getting sick either.
>>698651356
Right? Thus is why it's an interesting goal to shoot for.
Fair enough, played 5 matches and out of 3 it has happened and out of those 5 matches, I won none.
>>698651523
Kek, we all have those moments.
>>698651948
Night m8.
>>698652012
Sorry, **on the floor**
Damn you big ol thumbs!
>>698651755
Last time I checked Moka was besto vampo.
>>698651820
I'll fuck you in the ass so hard you won't need a waifu. No one but me claims my best girl.
>>698651826
We'll get through it together, yo.
>>698651846
Goodnight shipmate.
Sweet dreams and shit.
>>698651850
Take your doggo to a park. The bitches will swarm.
>>698651887
Cyka.
>>698652046
I'm gonna apologize beforehand.
>>698651778
Nothing special really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16fJpoj-I
>>698652197
Whatchu bout to do nigga, bring it
>>698652197
Is that a challenge I hear?
>>698652197
nah its quite alright
>>698651808
>Take a creepshot
Damn you dodged a bullet there. You had to act like that for the rest of your working there?
I got to wake up early so I'll just sleep now.
>>698652274
I was gonna roast you, but we're too cool for that, fam.
I'll let the shit slide. Don't fuck with the shipmate or you fuck with me, though.
>>698652354
Bring it on you bitch ass tiny dick ass off by one ass slowpoke lookin ass 683 chromosome having ass raptard ass me so horny ass can't steal a waifu for shit ass nigga.
>>698652360
Trust me yo.
Before my pupper died, he got me loads of digits.
>>698651826
One of my best friends from high school.
>You're next, Nonon!
>>698652090
Yep, here's to hoping scripted dogfights are dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsZy3I6colo
>>698652116
It's all money management at the moment yo! Jet injectors this week, then depending, I'll spring for a 2 set of helmet speakers, and try to pick up that spare good helmet from my uncle, so I can have a really good helmet for you guys!
>>698652559
Night squid, sleep well!
>>698652559
Pretty much
Sleep well
>>698652681
Nigga I'll fuck with him if he fucks with my ship
>>698652681
thats something i wouldnt do
>>698652012
Don't die on me! I love you anon!
>>698652046
I played a bit of destiny, mmofps isn't for me lol
>>698652197
I hope so too, terrible days ahead.
>>698652693
Oh nice, my best buddy and I sometimes just go on joy rides, or just park a car somewhere and catch up
Nighty night everyone! Just know that no one loves you guys like none other than Nonon!
>>698652789
Destiny is the only mmofps Ive played so far
Sleep well
>>698651453
I don't think I want lewds buddy. need somethin else. Plus you can't be best brit bong
>no need for RP bud
>>698651523
Then I wouldn't have known. I never saw it because I fokin crashed. I am totally cool
>>698651644
Nothing wrong with that. They can always improve ya feel though I'm glad uglier they are the better job they do isn't a thing
>>698651778
Only the most Patriotic for pics for me. I got the Genji Zarya and Tracer skins. They're pretty good but I'm no good as em haha
>>698651808
Holy fuck that's alot of time
>>698651835
I dunno I'd rather a car haha. If you get that supra we can do the road trip
>>698652116
you just gotta pass through the iris man
you need to git gud fam. need to learn how to play dirty and get great goals
>>698652759
Get ready for the orgy then, my nigga.
>>698652765
Why not?
The doggo is the best wingman.
>>698652789
Goodnight yo.
Sleep tight and shit.
>>698651835
How can you be so sure?
>plz no I like my life
>>698652559
>>698651846
>>698651948
Later
>>698652090
That comic kek
>>698652038
I can see that ha.
Jeez sorry man. Do you find it helps though?
>>698652225
Sounds alright though. I'm thinkin this for the moment.
https://youtu.be/G4VAdWJXyFk
>>698652116
When you say it like that. You tryna earn some points here?
Exactly, worst oart is you don't get the supermodel body afterward either, all those magazines are liars. I suppose it's not meant to be a happy fun bodily reaction. Maybe something on the sandwich was off then? Oh I hate being woken by it, because you're in that groggy wake up mood and also confused as fuck and vomiting.
>>698652354
>>698652681
Too late, I raped her.
And!....she LOVE...every...second.
Which lasted hours. Then I took a break, smoked a cigarette, flipped her over and started the second round.
Third round I passed her to the homies, cuz it ain't fun without 'em, cuh.
>>698652908
i dont think it would be a good situation to get into.
>>698652895
Yeah I have no life.. lol
>>698652908
Ah shit, who bringing the lube?
>>698652116
Then don't get me sick or I'll have to beat you up. Plain and simple.
>I never have those moments
>>698652895
We all had the same crash! It happened before the crash!
>>698652945
I actually don't enjoy it too much because I don't think it really helps too much
>>698652789
Nice, nice.
>Night Nonon!
>>698652895
Fair enough, although that won't be for quite some time then.
>>698652945
>Oh no you don't, you just think you do!
>>698652693
I need to replay the old ones
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RL7lEe36MYs
>>698652895
If I win I will be :^)
Or you can be my shipmate.
>I really don't mind I'll probably get some by the end of the month
>>698652945
Kek
>Post part 2
>>698653007
True dat!
Check em. Dubs don't lie.
>>698652945
Funky.
I listen to anything really. If it sounds good, and I like it, I'll listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34MG8b_Z3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1rZrnUIRg
>>698652693
>>698653233
>Avenged Sevenfold
MY FUCKING NIGGAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXbTtU252yM
night
>>698653396
Image rape her too....once you leave. Mwuhaha
>>698652895
Aren't we all?
>>698653007
You can't rape if your dick is too small to penetrate, nigga.
>>698653028
Alrighty then homes.
I'm guessing there's something I don't know. Peace be with you and shit. I'm rolling out.
>>698653037
I only have enough for lube or condoms, yo. It's one or the other.
>>698653341
41's do.
>>698653396
Looks like we're headed out at the same time. Goodnight homes.
I'm hitting the sack too y'all. Sweet dreams and shit.
>This post negates all claims of Yozora until I return.
>>698653578
>>This post negates all claims of Yozora until I return.
It's not how it works.
>>698653396
Sleep well
>>698653578
Lube nigga, fuck condoms
>>698652895
She's got my vote for Miss America.
Tracer and Genji I very rarely play, but Zarya's my jam man. I've always hated her hair in the regular skins though.
>>698653113
Oh I see then. What are they supposed to do? Like the readjustment I can see helping but why the shocks? Something to do with nerves?
>>698653169
No no, I'm sure I do, no cat pics will convince me otherwise.
>>698653233
There's no part 2 for this one sadly
>or did you mean this one? ^
>>698653347
Exactly the same. Best way of being I think, lets you enjoy more stuff.
https://youtu.be/KnaTcpPnyhw
>Hotel Californa
Fuck yes man
>>698653548
Hey Syndra.
>>698653578
>>698653396
Night.
Claimed
>>698653007
>>698653578
You're just jealous cuz I have one & you dont.
>>698653677
Weeaboo magic.
>>698653726
Yep that's the one
>Saber
>>698652693
Keep that budget in check my man. It'll all come together though, gonna be worth the wait!
>>698652895
>When you pass into the iris just right.
Kek, are there pro strats for the mode now? Best thing I can do is get those sweet saves.
>>698652945
Sounds pretty easy eh? Depends, what can those points get me. Kek, never works like that sadly, only thing you get is the taste of your finger and a lingering sense of disgust. Nah, at least it's helpful, purging those toxins. Could be, the onions and what ever they saturate it in were the dominant taste. Agreed my man, no idea how to respond, just thrown into the fray.
>>698653113
Well it's seem to have subsided to you won't have to worry about that.
>Of course not, you're you of course.
>Maki
>>698653578
>>698653677
Quick, get her waifu inside the van.
>Rape her for the next few days with the homies.
>sell her to the highest bidder
>>698653726
They ease your muscles and nerves yeah but i can't relax well so it doesnt help.
>>698653919
Good n_n and you better stay feeling good.
>That's right n_n
Okay im headed out see ya guys later
>>698653233
I remember the stories well since i replayed each one, like, 4-5 times.
>>698653379
I've been listening to a lot of older music these days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0FioxbBI68
>>698653726
Are you suuuuuuuure~?
>>698653919
I know, it'll be tough, but I know I can do it if I stick to it!
>>698654087
Later Nico.
>>698653037
It happens no big deal. Just that many hours of grinding haha
>>698653113
you guys did too? wew. and again I didn't see it
>>698653169
Considering how long it's been taking for the dude to get back to you haha
>>698653233
Not interested in a shipmate right now bud. but you ain't winning anyways
>Seriously there's no need
>>698653726
I only hate her hair in the cybergoth and industrial skins she has. then again those are just bad ones. I never really did zarya but I should try her
>>698653919
>fucking kek
Just gotta get your buddy to make a shot while you being the total dick you are just hit the goalie out of their post and get a score
well that's enough for now. I'll be back later probably
>>698654315
Later Iowa
>I'll think of something
>Saber
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