Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claimed
Yozora claimed
>>698653726
Hello
Best type moon claimed.
>>698654267
Good shit good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg699mNc09Q
>>698654315
It's the power of autism
>>698654315
I'm practically giving up on that one. I assume the dude sold it already, and just didn't take the ad down and only used that number as one of those prepaid things just for this.
Later Freedom Bote
That was my last claim for the night goodnight waifu
>>698654589
Before I go Shiki did you see this?
>>698654087
I'll try to. See ya around cutie.
>>698654267
That's the spirit! May take time but that makes it even more rewarding.
>>698654315
I'll give it a shot, if they'll cooperate heh. See ya m80.
Some lame lolicon reporting in.
>>698654784
Alright then
Good night for real /waifu
Sir Burton
I passed out claim.
Now to take pics of my bowel innards for your enjoyment.
Doll claimed.
>>698653844
It's one of my favourite pictures.
>May as well post pt 1.
>>698653919
>That pic
Kek, fuck sake Maki, again with this?
Still a lot of pressure, but seems more doable. I dunno, you'll have to take your tickets to the counter and ask.
Yeah, at least the taste of soap on my finger made it a bit easier to throw. You do feel so vulnerable while you do it too. Exactly, my body can't stop me from eating something fucked up but it sure can prevent me from dying because of it. I was thinking more of any meats on it or the bread itself, not an onion kind of guy? Yeah it's the closest I've felt to absolute confusion and unawareness.
>>698654087
That sounds counterproductive then.
Later, sleep well.
>>698654267
You're really trying me now aren't you?
>>698654315
I know, shame really. She's pretty strong if you know what you're doing.
Later man
>>698654569
How're you doing?
>>698654589
Heya Shiki, what's up?
>>698654665
Good night.
Chiaki Nanami claimed
>>698654600
Also listening to Sum 41 and other old stuff lately.
>>698654732
Plus, I can save up to get one of the for sure running ones!
>>698654933
Rory! Got ZX11! Guess how fast!
>>698654965
C'mon! You know you want to~
Claim.
>>698654965
Nothing much, just got up early by my standards to go sort that thing out.
>>698655179
150 mph?
>pic 1 of bowels
>>698655327
>3/4
>>698655179
Never heard of it
>>698655287
>>698655327
>>698655371
Why
>>698655371
>4/4
Claimed, no trollerino
>>698654871
Report out instead.
>>698654965
Im fine.
Woke up just a bit ago, now im just playing some games.
Claimed
>>698655287
>>698655327
>>698655371
>>698655433
160mph!
>Ew.
>>698655427
>Never heard of Sum 41
I don't believe that. Have you never seen Malcom in the Middle at least?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
It's raining.
>>698655662
Hardly watched tv much less liveaction stuff
>>698655287
>>698655327
>>698655371
>>698655433
Must have been a pain in the ass to take these.
>>698654871
Still got your suspicious ice cream?
>>698655179
Alright! Fine! Just make sure I'm real safe on that thing if you're going that fast.
>>698655185
Ah, how early we talking? Hopefully you get it sorted quickly anyway. How long do you think it'll take?
>>698655547
Ah fair enough. What game?
I'm just listening to music at the moment, but I'll probably move on to a game soon.
Off for the night
Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
>>698655547
Nah. If i left, you'd have nobody to arbitrarily hate.
I must remain for your sake.
>>698655917
My ice cream was suspicious?
And no. Ate it.
>>698655917
Woke up at 10:30 and got out of the bed at 11 instead of waking up at 11:30 and getting up at 1.
Won't take that long, maybe an hour if I have bad luck with the trains.
>>698655749
Go marathon that shit right now!
>>698655917
Just hold on to me real tight~
>Because we gunna fast!
>>698654965
Haha, what can I say? I'm a meme kind of guy. Well it's a improvement nevertheless, you'll ease into the idea. Gotcha, hoping they have some of those super balls, those things were fucking awesome. Shouldn't cost too many tickets. You coat your finger in that first? Yeah, basically purging yourself but it's for the greater good, you'll feel better. That's why we have to take care if it, so it can continue fixing out mistakes. The meat tasted fine, bread did as well. Not sure what part of the sub it was, but as for the onions. Hit or miss, sometimes they're over bearing, this was one of those times. Thankfully it doesn't happen too often.
>>698655179
>Pic
>Wew
High quality is the way to go.
>>698655917
Right now i playing fallout 4.
Mostly because i want to finish far harbor.
@698654371
Too tired, fast speed adrenaline fading. Gunna go pass out now.
Choke on it faggots
>>698655917
I was sedated for the process
>I see what you did there :^)
>>698657459
Wooooow <3
Waifu turning me on most. ( Don't know her Name thought)
>>698656195
You said something about the sauce being odd, but as long as it tasted good.
>>698656211
Ah I see. I normally wake up around 10:30ish myself, but today I woke up at 7 for some reason.
Well that's good then. I don't imagine the trains being too hectic midday so hopefully you should be set.
>>698656216
If we go over 70 Imma squeeze the life out of you, just so you know.
>>698656577
I bet you are. Bet you were this guy from the ad too.
https://youtu.be/s9o6krTi5rA
I should do hopefully. I remember once one of those drop ball machines broke and spurt out a fuckton of tickets for no reason. Kids were full on scrapping for them.
No, I was washing my hands when I threw up, so I still had a soapy taste on them. Yeah, however momentary the discomfort is, I'd rather that than fall seriously ill. Yep, fascinating things as well our bodies.
Well I'm not sure what could have caused it then. Oh okay I get you, I feel the same but with mayo. There's a perfect amount somewhere. Yeah I feel yah.
>>698656997
I'd heard of it recently, came out with cery little fanfare. Is it worth picking up?
>>698657393
Night speed freak.
>>698657556
I would hope so too
>I'm very anal about puns :^)
hey guys guess whos awake
what a coincedence you know gasai just left
anyway what did i miss?
>>698657824
If you want an fallout game, this is not it, but you want to play it, pirate it instead.
Celty
>>698658046
I pirated it and wanted my bandwitdh back.
>>698657824
You'd be surprised at when they fuck up.
>>698658046
>an fallout game
Что?
>>698657824
Oh, lol. Nah, it's just something i've been noticing on labels lately. They use words that aren't quite right when it doesn't meet requirements to be called that. like "Peanut buttery sauce" instead of peanut butter sauce.
>>698657393
Sweet dreams of going fast.
>>698657824
>https://youtu.be/s9o6krTi5rA [Embed]
Thanks Doll, now I have to throw up again. At the arcade or whatever, those are essentially crack rocks. Must of been quite the funny sight though. Ah I get ya now, yeah the soap taste would make you gag even harder, the motion of it feels weird. Agreed, it's worth the agony, if we were never to expel it from our bodies the result of it would be worse. Neither am I to be exact, won't be eating one for a while though. I can't do mayo at all, doesn't taste appealing. Yep, it's there but with the right seasoning and all that it can be done.
>>698658222
Good taste.
claimed
>>698658906
that video was amazing
>>698658046
I've only got it on console, so I'll give pirating it a pass. Thought it'd give them a good chance to make something good. Oh well, cheers for the heads up.
>>698657880
Good timing. Not much as far as I can tell.
>>698658400
That's true. Golden rule over here is to never expect a train to be any less than 10 minutes late.
>>698658222
Well she's got all the right safety gear at least.
>>698658614
I love reading the labels on food, it's amazing how much weird stuff is in a BLT or something. Not to mention when they just flat out lie about what's in them.
>>698658906
Why? Don't you wanna be hip?
It was, in the end the clerks had to come break them up, as well as try and grab the tickets.
It did, but at the time it was pretty helpful. Yep, there's a reason we've kept the function it for so long. Stay away from them next time I guess. Me neither, if I can have it without I will, but if it's in a premade sandwich then I'll still eat it. Gotta admit I love onion, so I wouldn't mind if it was a bit overbearing.
>Select all the food
>>698659224
Yeah it's pretty good.
Shiro Claimed
>>698659486
Not aware i've ever heard of someone lying on labels. That's a bit too illegal i believe.
>>698659486
Well that's nice then
What's up doll?
>>698659509
Hi shiro, how are you
>>698659224
That gif is amazing.
>>698659486
If this were 2010-2012 maybe. Topkek, just envisioning everyone scrambling on the floor, wrestling for the tickets. True, makes you want to get it out even faster. It's always there and I want it to stay, grant it abusing it is not good either, start to dehydrate yourself. I will, might try something else there, name may be Mr.Sub but their menu is pretty diverse. Yeah that's why I try to avoid those, but if you have it and that's all, might as well eat. Oh then this would of been the perfect sandwich for you.
>Kek'd.
Ayy lmao
>>698660399
why thank you
>>698657459
That's an extremely smooth. feminine and big penis you got there
>>698659889
Not so much lying usually, but they just don't know what's in it. There was a big scandal over here because a lot of beef products a bunch of companies made had undeclared horse meat, up to 100% of the thing was horse sometimes.
>>698659903
Nothing much really, about to play something I think. Yourself?
>>698660399
So you're saying there's a chance?
It was, I stayed far away from it though.
Anything that makes the process faster is good for me. Yeah I should hope so, at least until we no longer need it.
Maybe you don't need something entirely different, maybe it was just that particular sub. The ones I go for have so little you don't notice really. I bet it would've been, shoulda mailed it to me.
>>698661275
Ahh yeah that's a bit more normal. Occasionally there's a story about someone fucking up on the news, but it's fairly rare.
Raven 4ever
Oh god. Remind me to never eat $30 of food in an hour after 2 days of fasting again.
>>698661275
What are you going to play? Just ate lunch while watching some anime atm, probably gonna fire up some smash soon
>>698661803
What happened?
>>698661397
Yeah, still, makes you wonder about what other things they just forget to declare in food.
>>698661803
RIP Rory, at least you'll go out in style.
>>698661962
Was thinking some MGS5, still need to finish it, but I just realised I need to get some groceries in so I'll do that first.
I'm gonna do some shopping now, I'll be back in a bit.
>>698662232
Okay see you later then
Ayy
Lmao
>>698654371
mandatory uta claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrXKiSy8ZY
Whats your favorite scp /waifu/?
Always thinking of me..
>>698662232
Hello Doll-chan.
>>698659889
>fake rattles
>>698663138
Heyo.
looks like it's extremely slow, which is unusual.
>>698663495
Fake rattles?
>Boat rattles
I was under the impression that was actually your waifu?
>>698663243
none, its edge taken too far
>>698663495
i believe i have never spoken to a murakumo claimer.
am i mistaken?
>>698663554
Of course, I just can't rattle the same way Sachi does.
>>698663658
It's technically Tsuzu, but we did not speak that much, not like I have been very available.
>>698663832
don't worry about it man.
i'm not as available as i wish i could be.
we all have to do stuff, some people do it, others dont
>>698663832
That's fair i suppose.
So how're you?
>>698663243
2121 or 1471
963 is also interesting.
>>698663658
>said the one claiming uta
>>698664357
its uta from the manga.
the anime is shit, it makes him seem shit.
i hate the show
>>698664355
>series 2 and 3
Come on
>>698664028
>guys with flowers are cute
wait what
no homo
I'm glad you understand. As fun as it can be it's not the best chocie to spend all time here.
>ignoring the fact we're here forever
Always happy to see a familiar face.
>>698664284
Still quite early for me, just dropping buy to say Good Morning.
I am doing pretty well!
At risk of asking you this for the dozens time today,
how are you?
>>698664355
Hello Syndra-chan.
Night
>>698661962
Colonoscopy. I still feel the damn sedation.
>>698664484
Whats good?
>>698664670
I'm fine. Slightly sleepy given it's 4:30am and i should be asleep but, insomnia or whatever.
>>698664707
Sleep well Orange. Dont forget the Census.
>>698661803
>fasting
Pleb. Only plebs need to fast
>>698664670
>no homo
all the homo
>ignoring the fact we're here forever
im not, everyone will always come back, we just need breaks sometimes
>Always happy to see a familiar face.
good to know your happy
>>698664764
food, and sleep.
anything happening at your end?
>>698664707
Night Kirino!
>>698664764
>Colonoscopy
How unfortunate (unless you like that sort of thing).
>>698664817
I couldn't help but stay up long yesterday as well. No sense in getting upset with it, the night will catch up with you eventually!
Are you from the West Coast?
>>698665112
Yup. Washington specifically. What time zone are you in?
Ritsu is all mine :D
What do you call a Hex Maniac thats from Texas?
A Tex Maniac
No one claimed Rem/Emilia... LUL
>>698664944
Heres your (You). Spend it wisely.
>>698665005
Aforementioned colonoscopy, eating too much too fast after it, pretty laating headache and attempting to sleep. Im alright though, nothing I havent dealt with before.
>>698665112
I need to, sadly. Once a year. The hardest part is drinking the prep liquid. If you want to clean your bowels, its perfect, otherwise fuck that noise.
>>698665350
>nice meme you got there
Literally only poor countries (think India) need to fast.
>>698665350
You ate too FAST my friend
>>698665197
CET, UTC+1:00, sometimes with DST.
It will be 1400h soon. 1:45pm
>this was more fun to write than it should have been
Central Germany.
>>698665350
I see. Guess that's better than it coming out of nowhere, hah.
Hope it doesn't give you too much trouble now.
>>698665350
are you thinking you have a tumor?
at least your eating
Tfw your autistic enough to claim a waifu and a husbando
Tfw your autistic enough to claim CC and uta
>>698665999
Checked
>>698665935
Totally not autistic to whine about it here.
>says the starter ship
>>698665935
Tfw i forgot pic
>>698665935
>>698666284
this is proof your not any average shit poster.
your a godly shit poster who is determined to bring disdain to the masses.
for this, i salute you.
Luka!!!
>>698665550
Sure is a lot of germany in this thread it seems.
>>698666524
Pretty sure that's not any of the usual Tomoko posters.
Can't say for certain, but i'm pretty sure they all use a different file name structure from that and use decent quality pictures.
>>698666933
You saying my pictures arent not of a decent quality?!
>>698666756
>Sure is a lot of germany in this thread it seems.
Das ist weil ihr verfickten Animeloser Alles miese Cucks seid und Deutschland sich nunmal zum größten Cuckland der Welt entwickelt. Eure kleinen jämmerlichen Pimmel, die ihr zu scheiße gezeichneten Mädchen reibt, sind eine Schande. Was würden eure (Ur-)Großeltern dazu sagen, die Weltkriege gefochten haben? Die drehen sich im Grabe um, ihr dummen kleinen Wichsfressen.
New Lex Luthor, Batman vs. Superman: dawn of justice.
>>698666756
There are quite a few, like 5, I think?
But I am not sure it's disproportionate.
>>698667264
The muslims took our women so now we're stuck with masturbating to pictures. :^)
My waifu is Japanese, though.
Honorary Aryan.
>>698664526
Its not all bad.
>>698664670
Shoo
>>698655183
Accidentally ignored Chen.
Again.
>>698667257
>Different IP
Well yeah. That picture was pretty poor, relatively speaking. Looks like a cropped picture stolen from someone else on 4chan.
>>698667264
Google translate didn't do a very good job. Best i can tell, you're angsty we're posting anime girls on the net rather than getting in a world war.
Sorry, i think i prefer not getting shot at over getting shot at, nor do i have the capability to start a world war, probably.
That said, i'll assume you know nothing about me
>give you're a random new IP in the thread
and don't know if i have a military background, and REALLY don't know if my ancestors had a military background.
>>698667487
I don't know either. Seems like (for it's size) Germany is a little over-represented. Sample size is too small to try to extrapolate that to anything though. Just an interesting trend at current.
>>698664355
Syndra a cute
>>698667794
Is okay, Shizuru, I'm already the most hated anon in here. I have it rough, you know. I'm used to it.
>>698668050
Really was an accident. You posted right before... rather unusual pictures, we'll say.
Also, still very much not convinced you're the most hated.
D.va claimeroonie
You poor fuckers need something to fap too.
>>698668304
Don't worry about it.
Hello.
>>698668666
Thanks satan
>>698668679
Hi. How's it going?
>>698667794
There's a good amount of Germans online, probably the biggest group of Europeans on western sites. They might be a little more visible than some others because Hitler and all that. :^)
>>698667596
>poke
>>698668861
Everything is fine, but for now I have some business to do, excuse me. I hope we'll chat later.
I hope you're doing well.
>>698669404
Yeah i'm aware they're the most internet populous country over there. Still interesting how many there are here specifically.
>>698669508
Alright. Catch you later.
>>698667916
I know.
>>698669404
Rude
>>698669404
Impossible to miss a Nazi when they are this cute.
Good Morning
>>698671222
Good morning, Shino.
>>698672071
How are you doing Little Kitty lady?
Morning
Work lurk.
>>698671222
Good morning with your gets.
>>698672130
Morning heratic
Hi.
Hello cykas
>>698672517
Literally just as I got on
>>698672615
That's funny.So what are you doing
qt
>>698672817
Eating popcorn and browsing /vp/
>tfw looking for art of your waifu and one of the first things you see is a doujin cover of her with a gun pointed at her head
Why
Also Iori claimed
>>698672119
>Little kitty lady
I am unfamiliar with this nickname(?),
I'm ok. How about you?
>>698672272
Hello lurking Yoko. Are you going to be a heretic soon?
>>698672419
I know
>>698673024
Pretty good.I'm just chilling with my cat, eating mini donuts (because I don't have any real food) and watching movies.Right now its Law Abiding Citizen
>>698673039
I know that feel.
>>698673285
Know what, exactly?
>>698673173
i dunno you always post that pic of her holding a fishy and she has cat ears. I like it.
I just woke up. Waiting for coffee to get done, watching southpark with Sanae in the stream.
>>698673429
Ahh yeah i suppose so. I have a few different pictures that fit that description, oddly.
Sounds like a decent enough way to start your morning.
>>698673173
Only half of you guys would call me out on it if I did. Even at that, it'd be the only time I would switch, and I can promise you that.
>>698673903
I frickin love them!
does she wear the eyepatch because she has two dif colored eyes or what?
Why is thread so dead
so do you guys jerk off to your waifu or do you use a cumdump?
>>698674181
I jerk it to 3DPD tranny
>>698674181
I don't masturbate to my waifu, that's morally wrong
>>698674463
This.
>Yoko.
>>698674463
but what if your waifu is the only one that makes you D I A M O N D S? i need to know anon
>>698674463
This is the truth.
>>698674463
>jerking off at all
>>698674463
Moralfag detected
>>698673923
Eh. Do as you like. You'll certainly get teased, but it's whatever.
>>698674025
Yeah pretty much. Some other plotstuff for why she doesn't really like her yellow eye, but it's mainly just to lessen attention.
>>698674463
Gay as shit
>>698675043
But for how long? And I ask this because of how long I've been in /waifu/, which has only been a month.
>>698674808
She needs to be pure
>>698674844
Says the guy with a horse fleshlight
>>698674947
Morals are the only thing separating us from the barbarians
>>698674808
Don't listen to these moralfags. So long as you ONLY jerk off to her and nobody else, you'll be fine.
>>698675548
it's going to be hard anon, that's for sure. i'm a limp dick for everyone but her
>>698675533
WAIT WHAT?
you heretic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26PRhCJtgPQ
>>698675841
It's a theoratical thing, calm down.
>>698675533
Aww, I remember when I was that new.
>>698675533
Depends on who we're talking about. The general group would stop caring almost immediately. Like a week or so.
Sachi has been calling someone "Discount Megumin" and they switched like, probably 4 months ago or something. Granted DM seems to like the joke at least a little. They play along.
>>698676099
Your sacring me.
>>698676595
Sachi calls ppl discount everything.
>>698675548
I don't have a horse fleshlight
>>698676595
And newfags like me fail to keep track anyway.
>>698654371
Claimed~
C L A I M E D
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This thread's finally dying. It's been about 5 1/2 hours.
Good thing too. I'm running out of pictures i like to use.
>>698676783
I don't believe you
>>698677198
Why not?
>>698677186
>5 1/2 hours.
Well then.
>Yoko.
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