YLYL
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YLYL
>>698640547
nigger kike
>>698640438
Fuck no
>>698640547
If you post this one more time your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>698640742
lost
>>698640438
Fuck I can't lose my pc
>>698640438
Okay now this one is too fucking far.
>>698640438
Thank god I'm not a PC fag
>>698640438
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>698640498
Poor dog don't want to be found
>>698641009
Shit
>>698640498
>>698641142
And what kind of cunt names her dog Ralph?
>>698639007
Superlative laughter OP, nice one.
>>698640438
oh fuck!
>>698640438
>>698641539
fuck you
>>698640438
Fuck you
>>698640547
Nigger
>>698641088
This dude looks like Sean Murray
>>698640438
I'm scared
>>698640438
>>698640737
>>698641013
>>698641044
>>698641112
>ITT: Fags who care more about their computers than their own mothers
>>698640438
Sheeeeit
>>698640438
Fuck
>>698640547
this isnt a game
>>698640438
Fuck no. This is the only "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight"posts that I will respond to.
>>698640438
bitch i need that shit
>>698641009
Fuvk
>>698641009
:C
>>698640742
lost
>>698640547
cyka
>>698641967
uh oh
>>698641908
dirty kike
>>698640901
fucking GOLD.
>>698641075
Almost every computer (phones, laptops, routers, servers, and so on) has a motherboard, I would say that everysingle one has, but there could be some rare exceptions
>>698641009
jij
>>698642009
Oop another one>>698641849
>>698641745
fuck
me drubk and and laiugjhed at all
>>698640438
HEY FUCK U U LITTLE BITCH NOT MY PC I NEED DAT SHIT DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
>>698640438
asd
>>698641908
Dirty fucking Jew. How did you escape the gas chamber?
>>698640547
sdf
>>698640808
fgh
>>698641009
Fuck
Get him help if y'all are bored
>>698641009
dfg
>>698642316
But my mother is already dead.
>>698641262
Stop
>>698641539
fgh
>>698642262
True. But I wouldn't put that above my own mother. So basically these kids are saying "my viddy games are more important than mommy!" I just find it kind of pathetic.
>>698641745
cvb
>>698640547
you think this is a motherfucking game?
>>698642646
I bet you'd trade your motherboard for your mother though if you could
>>698640438
Stop this.
>tfw thread was garbage even before bananna faggot showed up.
>>698641009
fuck off
>>698642605
Help? Why do people think living is so important?
>>698641009
Fuck
>>698640438
Oshit
>>698642951
Be careful with that edge.
You don't wanna start the new school year with cuts on you do you?
>>698641312
Welp
>>698640809
slap his ass back
>>698642951
Get him the /b/ help haha
>>698641766
bruh
A string of text has the power to kill your mother?
>>698640438
Ain't risking it.
>>698640438
Emem
>>698640438
need dat moterbod
>>698640547
eqr
>>698640438
sheeeiittt
>>698643562
All yours, my friend
>>698640438
Don't you fucking dare m9
>>698641539
rfff
is this reply to this post or your mother blah blah blah shit supposed to be funny or cancerous or what?
>>698643696
lol
>>698640547
g-good one
>>698640438
Plz no
>>698643091
Understanding that nothing matters ins't edgy, just rational.
>>698640547
fuck urself
>>698640438
bait is strong confirmed
>>698641009
:^)
>>698640438
Well, this is officially the first one of these I'm responding to
>>698641009
jews
>>698640438
Holy shit, I just got this motherboard
>>698640438
o shit
>>698640438
NIGGER
>>698640438
Fuck
>>698640438
fuck off
>>698640438
fuck
>>698641009
Ffs
>>698640547
Bastard
>>698640438
Oh fuck I literally just built a new rig, too. pls no
>>698641009
lel
>>698641539
5555
>>698641009
whatafag
>>698641766
lost
>>698641539
lmao
>>698640438
STAY WITH ME
>>698640547
FUCK
>>698640438
Ni>ii8gggerrrr
>>698641967
uhoh
>>698643780
kek
worst ylyl in a while.
kudos to fucking all of you retards
>>698640438
Rip
>>698640438
noo
>>698640547
STAY WITH ME MAMA
>>698641075
You're just the cock sucking kind?
>>698640438
>father board
>>698640547
fuk
>>698640547
Fuck you
>>698640438
I cannot riskuit for the biscuit
>>698640547
Smh
>>698640547
Fuck you.
>>698640438
I use a shitty laptop but still
>>698641228
fuck this thread
>>698641009
You nigger
>>698643989
Go to sleep before dad whoops your ass for being on the computer so late
Even in an ironic sense, these threads are still shit.
>>698640438
no shit
>>698641228
Meme
>>698641262
this is gtting out of hand
>>698641539
Wtf Niger
>>698641009
Duck duck goose
>>698641262
Smh
>>698644848
the bananas are cancer but the least problem of this thread
everything in here sucks dick.. most of all op
>>698640438
Shit
>>698640438
stop
>>698640438
Please no dad
>>698643989
It's the rational thought for edgy teenagers that think they're wise and introverted and cool.
>>698640547
Fuk
Do
it
niggers
>>698640438
welp, got me.
>>698640547
y u do dis
>>698641009
Fucking stop
>>698641009
FUUUUUUUUUUUgg
>>698640547
Ahh you cunt
>>698640438
nigger
>>698640438
FUCK
>>698641228
Done with your shit.
>>698644474
Saved
>love the movie
>love the game
>wearing my warriors t-shirt right now
>>698641262
Wow nice faggot
>>698640438
>>698641262
Stop
>>698641009
FUCK
>>698640438
m5a97 r2.0 master race
>>698640438
Hate
>>698641009
i knew it was coming...
shit
>>698645542
All yours, my friend.
>>698640547
this is bullshit
>>698641539
STOP
image limit
>>698640547
y tho :(
>>698641312
fag
>>698644603
I hope it overheats and fries
>>698641745
I saw this one coming.
>>698641009
ugh
>>698641262
gkgk
>>698643989
damn the edge gets sharper every post you make
>>698640547
Damn you cunt
>>698640438
noooooooooooooooooooo
>>698639962
This thread needs more Carl
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>>698640438
Not taking chances
>>698640438
U went 2 far there....
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>>698641009
Fuck
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>>698641262
Again?!
>>698641312
Prick
>>698640742
Like father like son
>>698644941
Worth
The banana guys are trying to ruin the thread, but their content is funnier than everything else
>>698641539
You sneaky Faggot
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>698641967
Faggot
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don’t fucking understand it’s purpose. It’s so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who’s great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
>>698646644
The Banana Meme is not cancer. It is, in fact, in a way, the only true 4chan content left. I'll explain.
You believe that 4chan is a truly free platform, where anons find or create unusual and funny content for each other, in an anarchist utopia of humor and weirdness. While it may have started that way, it changed. Greedy web publishers quickly realized that 4chan was the greatest source of free content, and appropriated it into its own free labour driven content mill to feed the likes of 9gag. They are not the first, but they were rge ones that became exceedingly efficient at it. Icanhascheezburger was one of the first to reallt make money off of your back.
You are a slave, Anon. Almost every time you see "source?" or "story on this?" it's a content aggregator trying to document the history and backstory of a thing to enhance the content, because you can't just post stupid pictures to a blog alone. Shitposting is anons who realize something is wrong, but they don't know what it is, and they are resisting withouth realizing. Every YLYL thread is the equivalent of the boss ringing the worker whistle and expecting you to clock in and get to work to make them money.
The Banana Meme cannot be used for their purposes, so they ignore it. It frustrates them. Anons, somewhere deep down, knew this - they knew they had something that was actually theirs, that could not be stolen. Som more were made. So many, that it actually, at some point, became funny. The banana reclaimed 4chan for the anons and took it out of their hands. The same applies to "your mother will die in her sleep". Like the Banana, that one steals their time and pays them nothing. These are true 4chan content - by anons, for anons - not great, but with the power of 4chan's content producers - you - it becomes funny. Wake up, anon. Watermark your content with gore and black cocks. Make it impossible for them to steal. Take 4chan back. The only cancer that is kiling 4chan is greed, like always.
>>698641539
Frick
