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We need more rape and twinks
Snarf show pic of ass
Shaved ass
Thinkin of booty
>>698639177
>>698639667
Nice butt
>>698639643
bumbums
>>698639667
Now post hairy butt for comparison. My penis wills it
>>698640130
It will always be thinkin of and not gettin the booty.
>>698640260
its a tragic tale of booty lust
>>698640317
WOW! This man is everywhere in Vietnam!
>>698640401
PlaTOOOOON
>>698640416
Oh well.
>>698638977
>>698640565
we can dream
>>698640577
meh
>>698640710
I dont like these dreams!
>>698640883
Post your ass nerd.
Someone post snarf's ass
>>698640865
punch those dreams in the neck!
>>698640883
wtf is that
>>698640959
I am unsatisfied.
>>698640995
It is scourge
>>698640865
Are you the guy with no phone?
>>698641210
kick its shins
>>698640995
It's why satan is discussed in the bible.
>>698641340
Yes
>>698641344
I AM STILL UNSATISFIEDEDDESES!!!ESDFsfasgfasadesw
>>698641446
Looks like a picture of some disfigured body
Are you scared yet.
>>698640952
It'd make kitty sad.
>>698641584
Heres mine :)
>>698641674
Size? Mines an XL.
Well, one of them is XL.
>>698641584
I never understand how people fit these in their bootyholes.
>>698641764
Its a medium, its actually my first one but seeing how canadian money just lost a lot of value again I'm not gonna buy more soon.
Haven't even tried it yet!
>>698641516
hmmm. maybe you should tug its tail. that is uncomfortable
>>698641631
nuh uh
>>698641584
Of course I'm scared
>>698641631
So thoughtful of you
>>698641861
Not easily. Never easily.
>>698641887
Don't try to push that knot. I have the Large version of it and it's PAINFUL if you force it in.
>>698641896
Wait, what are we talking about?
>>698641932
hey gurl
>>698642080
dreams of booty and how youre unsatisfied so you are beating it up
>>698642045
Nigga I ain't forcing anything.
The tip of this is just a bit smaller than the biggest part of my butt plug, which I can only take with a lot of lube.
This will take me a while to get used to lol.
Its so beautiful I don't even want to use it XD
Keep forgetting to post pics so Ill just dump a bunch of bears now
>>698642235
You cant beat up incorporeal things, wem.
>>698642235
What's cookin good lookin
>>698642471
how sure are you about that?
How do you turn gay help me
>>698642261
They stay nice and pretty. I've had my Nox for going on 3 years and it's still nice, shiny, and pretty.
>>698642515
knot much~
havent seen you around in a while~
>>698642537
shove pene in bumbum
>>698642570
Yea I have a friend who has like 8 things from BD, he convinced me to get one haha.
Its usually 100$ but I got it during the inventory sale and it was a flop so I got it for 64$, plus 43$ of shipping, then convert that to canadian and add 24$ of duty taxes.
168$ of dildo, better last long lol
>>698642665
Maybe not here but I've been casually stalking you on Facebook from the shadows
>>698642533
100$ sure
>>698642665
ok thanks for helping me be gay
>>698643006
oh right lolol!
>>698643022
cant argue with that D:
>>698643172
ur welcum
>>698643273
>>698643318
>>698643397
You lost?
>>698643578
nou
Kitty, I need to go to sleep. Make me stop playing vidya gaems and turn in already.
>>698643692
Thats not how this works, wem!
>>698643708
stay up and play MORE GAMES
>>698643852
y knot?
anyone got a large chance i can borrow?
>>698644006
I am too tired to explain it, just trust me.
>>698644179
i trust you
>>698644155
Literally any form of gay sex is superior to anal, though.
>>698644006
I got work tomorrow. Already called in sick today, due to puking right before my shift.
>>698644278
like what.... anal is best thing ever
>>698644425
If you're a scat fetishist or sadomasochist.
>>698644535
That seems like a misinterpretation but whatever floats your boat.
>>698644406
fuck why did you puke?
and you can work on no sleep. youll reach a point where you body just explodes with reserve energy and you wont be tired anymore
puking is gross
>>698644535
no and no
how bout clean, smart, and love having a cock inside
>>698644629
>misinterpretation
I know you're not in denial, you're outright lying, like most militant gays do nowadays.
Good thing I'm bisexual.
>>698644730
Well just dont puke ever again then!
my medium chance and large gryphons feel so small now
>>698644852
with the amount of alcohol i consume sometimes, that can be pretty hard
ewww not 4m3
>>698644816
I'm gay as fuck what are you even implying lol
>>698644899
wow, you alcoholic.
>>698644961
only sometimes
if i was an alcoholic i'd do that all the time
i don't have the money to do that all the time
>>698644956
Lying about not having a scat fetish.
>>698644640
That doesn't work with me. I am just more miserable.
No idea, sister came home early from work with the same thing. Wasn't something we ate, because we didn't eat anything common between us yesterday.
>>698645043
Would you if you did?
FUCK
>>698645093
i only eat one time at night if i plan on putting things in my butt. leaves it super clean for about a 15 hour window
>>698645381
no wonder u throw up drinking super sugary shit made for chicks
>>698645307
hmm. possibly something in the water?
you just need to get less sleep and it will kick in
>>698645406
The anus, just like feet, can never be clean. It is inherently unable to become that way.
>>698645093
I clean myself out thoroughly with an enema before I play back there.
>>698645364
probably not, i'm more of a weed guy
>>698645381
>corona
>jack
i like your taste
>>698645723
Marry me
>>698645837
everyone has their preference
>>698645910
at least take me to dinner first
>>698646174
How about I cook? Whattya feel like?
>>698645570
actually it is one of the easiest things to clean... why do u lie
it is known
>>698646207
you know, that's a hard question for me right now. what can you cook?
tfw ur rifle's serial number gets trips
I'm a god
>>698646405
I can pretty much cook anything provided I have the materials and time to prepare it.
>>698646252
>easiest thing to clean
No, that'd be your hands.
>>698646174
I like my alcohol.
>>698646490
You are a lucky boy.
>>698646520
me too, I just need slightly more time to learn how to cook
>>698646622
KEK loves me
>>698646671
Here have this
>>698641674
How do you like Nova? I was considering one for myself, how do you like the ridges? How do you like the knot? Is it good for postate stimulation? What size and firmness?
>>698646829
you are SO late
>>698646671
BBQ makes the best food if you know how to use it. Right up there next to a smoker.
>>698646490
pics
>>698646520
i'm not very picky, so long as it's not a shitty meal, so surprise me
>>698646622
i do too but not as much as some people it seems
>>698646671
What does his love feel like?
>>698646899
Filet mignon with bbq roasted garlic asparagus and mashed potatoes.
>inb4 best bf material
>>698646927
warm cock inside your boypussy
>>698646899
>posting my serial number publicly
>>698646893
are you southern
>>698646978
'nads
>>698647148
Hey don't make me hungry that sounds good
>>698647162
Jewels
Verne
>>698647162
Nah. BBQ just makes minimal mess, it's tasty, generally a low fat way to cook various foods (No need for extra butter or grease), and those grill marks look damn nice against a backdrop of steamed veggies.
>>698647162
>Do not want
>>698646585
ur hands are way more dirty even after washing them
the butt is self cleaning due to the layer of buttcum
>>698647292
mmmmm I love jewels in every sense of the word
>>698647360
Southerners always default to bbq and frying shit. Not that bbq is bad or anything.
>>698647394
KEK's love might feel different to a top, who knows.
>>698647162
dang, foiled again.
>>698647148
that sounds wonderful aside from asparagus, maybe could we swap that out with something else? other than broccoli, assuming you may decide on that
>>698647460
>That off-white lower receiver
What are you, from dixieland?
>>698647519
You won't catch me ATF.
Also asparagus is amazing you FAG.
>>698647460
Like balls deep in boipucci?
>>698647618
It's FDE, the light is just bright.
>>698647660
probably.
>>698647629
I don't even know what that acronym stands for.
I personally do not like asparagus
>>698647763
they're the USA fun police
>>698647802
oh. that's terrible.
>>698647519
Green beans?
Also who doesn't like broccoli? That shit is ballin.
>>698647722
>FDE
Butt why
>>698647834
I know. They hate everything fun. If they had their way they'd probably legislate dragon dildos.
>>698647897
because it was the cheapest one
and trips, obviously
>>698647884
Someone who may not have had broccoli made the right way.
I'd have green beans though, sounds wonderful.
>>698647904
I bet they'd find a way to make you spend even more money on it while restricting what ones you can have, too.
>>698647940
Well at least it isn't some olive drab green, still I guess I have a fascination with my guns being a uniform color unless it has wooden furniture on it or the like.
>>698648032
200 dollar tax stamp on toys over 8 inches.
>>698648094
this kills the man
>>698648069
Honestly that'd be my preference too but I was too impatient for them to get a cheap one in black and I like it now for other reasons. There's tons of ARs with FDE furniture (stock pistol grip handguard) and black everything else but I'm a special snowflake with an FDE lower and black everything else.
Off to sleep. Goodnight, fags.
>>698648230
God damn it jewels stop flaunting your freedom to buy something cheaper even if looks eugh
>>698648451
My gadsden snake don't want none unless you got guns hun
>>698648345
Nightoes
>>698648541
Well.. darn
>>698648451
Show shadow peep pls
>>698648684
No steppies.
Gotta go, bye~
hi subby bye subby
that was a quick visit
i didnt want to make it look like i was here the whole time and didnt say hi
what kind of man would i be if i did that
>>698649024
Make me some poutine, Frenchie
I'm now hungry
I confirmed I don't have whiskey dick by successfully fappying and cumming without problem
Wooowee
a bad man. a real bad man.
>>698649298
far from it, my French is pretty rusty and I only learned enough to get through high school, which was one class in ninth grade
also make your own poutine, I'm gonna go make more jalapeno poppers.
what up
i'm glad you understand
>>698648783
P-please...
>>698649536
Damn, so rude. At least share some of those with me
>>698649755
I'm not that troglodyte, fyi
I just steal his character
help i cant feel my face
Fagolas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DpMg38u50w
>>698650049
Solution: Drink more whiskey
>>698650096
Bufftigre~
>>698649969
Idontblameyou.
I just really like his character
>>698649857
i would have if you didn't demand me to make you a poutine whilst calling me a FRENCHIE above all things.
you simply do not deserve them anymore.
>>698650211
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine here
>>698650096
Hello
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LYGOUHalO5
>>698650188
Spoon my ass spoon
>>698650291
Evening Luc
I'm watching Snoop dogg and martha stewart make mashed potato
>>698650282
>>698650319
You sound like someone I know
>>698650285
Thanks
>>698650480
That's nice I suppose.
I saw this on /vp/
>>698650096
suh
>>698650172
sleep
>>698650497
gonna have to say no to that one
>>698650480
Gladly~
>>698650564
Njoy
>>698650564
>>698650632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JUCRk21Ecp
>>698650578
yeah it gave me a chuckle.
How's league these days?
>>698650632
hey brah! how you been?
>>698650729
>>698650836
He's fine but sick right now.
>>698650632
I didn't think canadians were so roooooooood
>>698650836
Qt
>>698650763
you darn gimp
video games are time spent better than sleeping anyways
>>698650836
i've been alright, just been hanging out, what about yourself?
>>698651032
we're rude, we're just not violent
also you were being rude as well
>>698651154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lxDFhbfoOj
>>698651154
Well someone had to take charge, I'm soirée
>>698644816
nigga you all kinds of fucked up
i'm guessing you follow three times or the amount of people than follow you on any website
i'm guessing you the kind of nigga that rp in the comments on e621
you know that people have different feelings, emotions, and fetishes than you, right?
get yo special snowflake ass outta here, sheit
do you even prostate?
>>698651574
>these implications
wew
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