Waifu thread
Esdeath Edition talk about me or my mama
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Boats are heresy.
Claimed.
>you must wait longer before deleting a post
fuck
>>698633912
well no one has claimed them?
>>698634297
ood. is it like a stinging pain? or just that standard "i hit my face so now it hurts" pain?
>>698634304
ph well, i still need to finish some other series before i start it anyway.
>>698634208
i'm rooting for you!
>>698634272
wew
Saber claimed
What are happening to the rules
>>698633877
That's pretty cute and strange.
>>698634431
What's that supposed to mean?
either way it's a must.
Claimed.
>>698634818
Canada.
>>698634818
>Where is this place that you can own whatever you want?
This universe. Earth. You want to take it from me? Prepare to fucking die, bitch. O don't even need a gun to kill you though, I can end your miserable existence with just my feet if I have to. And trust me, you'll wish you'd let me keep my gun so you could've died quicker. Unless you're prepared for blood to be shed, don't you fucking try and touch my fucking shit.
I will never harm an innocent person, but the moment you try to take from others, you are not innocent. I don't need other people to decide justice, justice is a pretty simple concept and if it is infringed, you are going to fuckin pay the price.
>>698634431
Hey Shiro, good to see you back
>someone left the /waifu/ community for good
>>698634304
My glorious ice queen's image has been tainted by filth
still here
>>698634631
I'm going to sleep for 2 or 3 hours.Later you federatsiya astronomicheskikh i geofizicheskikh postoyannykh sluzhb
(Apparently federatsiya astronomicheskikh i geofizicheskikh postoyannykh sluzhb is Russian for "fags". That's it.Just " fags".)
Tomoko please let me fuck your armpits. I want to feel my shaft rub against your smooth warm underarms I want you to use your small, round ass to jerk off my cock please let me give you an assjob tomoko let me sniff your little body
>>698634801
But you can only claim one
>>698634208
I really dont want to see
>unless its really fucking metal
>>698634584
I might have to get a new senpai if you continue to neglect me
>claiming
>>698634584
oh smug~
whisk me off my feet
>>698634208
>its so fuckin deep
hopfully all is well.
also im still laughing so hard over my phone autocorrecting anus to angus
>>698634272
whats wrong chrispy waifu?
>>698634304
in that case. your legs are perfect and you are free to post more.
not that youd listen to me anyway
>>698634938
Is it your ERP fuckbuddy?
Good riddance
>>698634801
I've run out of adjectives to classify our agreement
>>698634801
I'm just here waiting for re:zero to release new episodes lol
>>698634939
It can't possibly be that bad!... right?
>>698635076
Outplayed
Posting more then
>>698634864
thank you im an odd one but I see myself as unique
>>698633246 (Popura)
I mean, you'd see them out and about on occasion, hence the exclusion.
>>698633480 (Shizuru)
Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos?
>The project beach waifu pic had Charlotte Dunois from the same series and I want to know what that's all about.
Also checking for numbers because I haven't done so in a while.
>>698634818
Eh
>>698634950
Night texan bro
>>698635021
Im not! D:
>>698635076
>
Oh my!
>>698634661
>tomo
Cause you ARE the bully!
>>698634950
Goodnight.
>>698634979
you ok man?
>>698635212
you wont change your opinion will you?
I want to hug the Togame
>>698635021
Where does it say that?
>>698635140
<adjectives
what?
I have claimed the brother of goatocity, as I find him quite attractive
>>698634584
Yeah, most likely both
>>698634801
It's just aching
It's not even that bad, really
Just a slight pain on the left side of my face
Not really sure why it's there, or what the deal with it is, but it's there
Sure, Esdeth is fucking crazy. But we've all done cringy shit before.
A lot of befores
with many future cringe in store
Anyone got the original rules copy pasta gonna bake next thread
>>698635266
tomoko please let me rub the shaft between the lips of your warm little wet pussy up and down up and down. i dont need to penetrate, ill cum all over your little tummy i can make you feel good tomoko
>>698634979
>>698635365
mine is a little different. you shuld be able to fill in the changes
Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
>>698635140
Did you not see the story the boy has posted?
Alas nothing I can really do about my queen's image, the least I can do is piss off the little autist freak
>>698635346
Middleschool was 12 years ago
>>698635140
m-m-my ruby has been tainted...
>>698635429
oh, tomoko. thank you. this means so much i want to suck on your little nipples so much
>>698635496
Wanting to kill squirrels is now
>>698635266
Now why would i do that?
>>698635365
Might wanna change a thing or two unless you have a saber smug
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
>>698635346
I want Suiseiseki to bite my dick with those fangs Desu~
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed.
>>698635406
im a guy
>>698635584
because im not a bully
>>698635606
No thanks. I don't really like grapes.
>>698634864
Maybe it's for the anon, maybe it's for the character.
>>698634938
Ah. People have their reasons to leave, it'll be fine. I've been losing a lot of friends in the past couple of months, so I know how ya feel. Any plans for the day?
>>698635496
are you just saving the pictures that I post
>>698635573
Do you want me to tell you I did it will that help I could spin you a yarn but how do you know if im lie or not?
>>698635747
At least indulge the perverts. They're cucks and want to be talked down to.
>>698635212
I come home from a hard days work and cant even get noticed by senpai
>>698635306
Well it should be in the OP
But you know
OPs a fag and didnt put it in the rules
>>698635313
just wait it out then? might've just been the way you were sleeping
>>698635346
>we've all done cringey shit before
Ever shoved your newphews toy lightsaber up your ass whiel loudly playing kenny G?
>>698635747
tomoko i want to lick your whole svelte little body from the very bottom to the very top i want to bury my face between your thighs and nuzzle your small soft moist pussy i want to cum in your armpits tomoko
>>698635584
Thank you just needed the rules
>Saber
>>698635306
It's late night and english isn't my native language, so I might mess up at times.
>>698635496
Not really. I only talked to him once I believe and he was trash talking me for talking to other anons who were asking things about me and my gf (dunno how we got to that topic in the first place though)
>>698635538
Well, not really. I've been following RWBY since it was first announced and been liking Ruby since then, so I hold the right to "taint" her.
>>698635212
I want nothing more~
also dropped my phone on my face trying to type this.
>tfw
>>698635140
legs are best. got any with thigh highs?
>>698635835
Why not both?
>>698635835
I've got some tests tomorrow, so I'm studying for that
>>698635888
Dude, so you're fucked up. Own it. Be proud to be who you are.
Just know I think you're fucked in the head with potential for the Psycho slasher flick.
>>698635953
I said cringe, not ultra gay.
>>698635195
>Laura Bodewig
>Eyepatch
>One yellow eye
Think you're funny here?
That said, that is not very heretical.
>>698634631
>Waifu thread
>Esdeath Edition talk about me or my mama
Kekd
>>698635922
but thats no fun for me
>>698635955
ok
>>698636220
You seem like the kind of person who, if wont respond to this post will let their mother die in their sleep tonight. You just seem like that kind of guy
There's nothing you can do about it.
Desu
>>698636243
Whatevers trips your desu
>>698635952
i don't see that rule, i'll claim all three then.
>>698636000
oh fair enough, what do you normally speak if i may ask? Your English is pretty good after all.
>>698636139
i dunno man, letting your nephew "accidentally" walk in on you doing that is pretty cringey
>>698636243
show me some skin tomoko show me some lewd im so hard right now i want to tickle your tummy with my warm cum so much let me rub my hard shaft between your flat tits tomoko
>>698635573
I suppose I'll have to put up with being mistaken for the freak
>>698635888
All of my shit is from /c/
Perhaps you will know if you have actually browsed outside /b/
>>698636000
The boy must be purged
>>698636046
The cast looks like it's gonna shape up to be the most boring of any anime I've ever seen, so it'll probably just be for you. Again, it's pretty low priority on my plan to watch, there's 119 other animes on my plan to watch, and I'm currently watching four.
>>698636112
Ah, studying is no fun. Luckily, I never study, but I've heard it's bad. School starts up for me in a bit over a week.
>>698636000
nice trips, oh well you can have her. ill take nora instead, seems like she'd be a nympho
>>698636450
just use google
>>698636435
So you're a pervert... who the fuck isn't?
You're still an ultra homo.
>>698636503
MISTAKEN?!
Holy fucking denials, Batman!
>>698636139
near my house is a wooded area, I walked into the forest and set a trap, a tube I bought that is short on one end and traps their stupid little heads. obviously i put peanut butter on the thin end. about 5 days latter I caught one I stabbed it in the back and cut it in two then Its head legs and tail I just played with the guts It smelled bad but I want to do it again soon.
>>698635703
Hello
>>698634631
>>698636623
tomoko i want to stick my dick in your thigh gap i want to full your little tiny mouth with a bucket of cum i want to feel your small soft lips against my balls please let me hump your ass tomoko let me fuck your armpits
>>698636702
>visible concern
pls backtrace the ip
>>698636000
oh yeah heres my fav theme song for you listening pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Jb0UuvD3Y
i'm off to do shit. bye.
>>698635747
Yes you are!
>>698635952
Stop making me feel the guilt!
>>698635974
Gotcha fam
>>698636019
I don't have such pictures:(
Ive yet to drop my phone one my face
>>698636939
Takecare
>smug
>>698636702
You should still seek help. That is not a healthy hobby.
Try joining a martial arts club. Boxing is easy to pick up, difficult to master.
>>698636882
I would like to assume he is just insane.. Not actually retarded. Probably proxied.
>>698636601
How so?
I guess we have our own taste, but Nui makes everything worth it.
>>698636960
you should feel guilt for calling me something im not
>>698636702
was that me and is it even true
>>698636679
Ahh.. I see now you're true self, a filthy furry peasent.
Recommend you kill yourself immediately
>>698636960
Not until your a better senpai
>
>>698636435
But none of them will love you because you are cheating on all of them
Then you have no waifu
Then you are sad
Mine
Here's an idea: Esdeath is making shit up, because in reality he's just an autistic 14 year old with a boring life and nothing to do or talk about all day, so he just acts edgy on the most edgy forum he could think of
>>698637126
oh tomoko i love your thigh gap i want to stick my dick in your thigh gap and rub my shaft against your pussy lips imagine the explosion of warm cum all over your tummy, pussy and thighs i want to lick your body tomoko, ill even lick all of the cum off of your tight little skin
>>698636603
not sure how i feel about this...
>>698637034
Just seems like your average 'woah look, our cast sure is wacky!'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxJO5OKW5Q
>>698636216
I wasn't trying to be funny, again, this is all theoretical. But in truth I actually like her because of some of the silly things she does and that she didn't have some sort of depressing/cringey backstory.
>Yes, I am regretting my choices right now.
>>698636882
Read >>698635195.
>>698637261
Makes sense.
Somebody here is not like the other~
Not like you and meeee~
It could anybody, anyone at all!
Just hope it's not you or meee~
>>698636730
It's still intact, doesn't look like a hook yet. What's up, S?
>>698637261
this could be true who the fuck knows
>>698635140
AWEHHHH LOOK WHAT I FOUND
>>698636960
i do it too often.
i almost expect it to happen now. especially if im tired.
>>698637027
its just... i dont get why
>>698636435
Thanks! Were you able to tell from before, or did you just think my native language was actually english? It's a game I like to play from time to time to test myself.
I'm from Uruguay so my native language is spanish. Been learning english ever since I was 6 I believe, done my fair share of cambridge exams. Even had a trip to england and I managed rather well, but I'd like to continue my studies eventually.
>>698636503
Well, I dunno, as long as he doesn't bother me I'm fine with it. But I can help you if you want
>>698636603
To be completely honest, I don't mind if you post as Ruby. We could even be Ruby /b/ros or whatever, as long as you name your files in a way people can distinguish us. You seem nice, after all
>>698636925
It's a little slow for my liking, but since it's got Red Like Roses in it, I agree
>>698636019
Yes I do, although not much. But I'll search for more
>>698637261
Who cares? It's a momentary meme. Let it run its course.
>>698636702
w o a h
teresaaaaaaaaa
>>698637728
While every desu is free to desu as they please, you should not encourage this desu's behavior.
Please correct your desu.
>>698637650
im not here to be a meme if you don't believe my stories why would I care also that squirrel story had no pic it could have been another anon
>>698637604
oh jeebus i know what im doing tonight
>>698637126
This can go on forever you know
>>698637237
Aww
>>698637523
Jesus don't remind me of that ._.
Doing some stuff to phone to clear space and came at the chinese's sync diving event
>mfw they perfectly synced as one and had little to no splash upon water impact
>>698637602
Jeez dude. You tired now?
>smug
what the fuck are you faggots doing? i leave for a few hours and it's fucking chaos when i get back. good lord....
>>698637893
It's a meme, like how if you don't respond to this post your mother will die in her sleep
Tonight.
But you would probably like that, you sick fuck.
There was nothing you could do about it. She probably fucked you up anyway.
>>698638055
well yeah until you realize you are wrong
>>698637351
Wait we were talking about Kill La Kill right?
the wacky ones are supposed to be Mako and her family. though it starts off wacky it gets very serious around episode 10.
It's action and humor though.
>>698638114
Im always tired~
might pass out soon
>>698637604
thigh highs are the best.
i luv legs
>>698638340
It's a parody anime, I'm not going to take it seriously.
>>698637392
Yoko is a cute.
Heresy if you want. You'll be called discount Yoko for a long time.
I wouldn't mind though. Laura is also a cute.
My name is Esdeath, and I just love my dommy mommy!
One mommy, nought mommy, loving mommy, not mommy!
I masturbate to the smell of her hand, I masturbate to her underpants!
I walk to school with her, I memorized her locker combination.
I love my mommy so much, she's me infatuation!
Mommy is just so calm and sedated,
Just to clarify: not obsessive, dedicated!
>>698638217
tomoko the more you ignore me the harder i get plz dont play hard please just suck my cock tomoko, kis my balls tomoko, please let me nibble on your little nose and cum on your back tomoko i want to rape your pussy i want to pound your ass tomoko. your angering me tomoko im going to force rape you soon, make it easy for yourself and let me fuck your armpit tomoko
>>698635195
i forgot what we were talking about..
>>698638485
Well i can't change your mind, just hope you take my word for it.
>>698638204
>I want a new mommy anyway
being edge is stupid. what is the point of saying shit for the sake of attention. If I was a animal abuser I would do it for my enjoyment not to tell random people, unless i was bragging
>>698638524
I know some would agree this is love
>>698638055
I hope you feel bad now
Im gonna bully you for a little while
Claim
>>698637604
That won't be necessary
>>698638055
It's a running joke, gotta use it up so we can forget about it. I don't think we will though, it's a a counter you can't refuse.
Noice, think they might take the gold?
>>698638763
I'll watch it sometime, no worries, I take your word. I came off as a bit of a dick there.
>>698638861
Clam?
>>698637895
>>698637566
Eey calm your horses. Only staring, no touching
>>698638363
Don't we all love a good pair of legs
>>698638883
Well shit, calm down!
Also, what's going on with the whole Esdeath thing? Can someone summarize for me? I see you guys talking so much about it and I'm not even understanding half of it
>>698638485
It is and it isn't.
One punch man was much better at establishing itself as a parody, while Kill la Kill is sort of a parody, but if you don't go out of your way to establish it as such you could easily just call it another generic shonen
>>698638526
are you alright?
>>698638861
hey
>>698638997
Ask for the cap and have fun reading it
>>698638766
The point of saying shit for the sake of attention is getting attention.
Which you are
>>698639256
>>698638929
Yup, clammed
>>698639119
Yo
>>698638929
It's alright, glad to hear that.
>>698639119
im mad tomoko this is your fault you brought this upon yourself tomoko
*grabs you by the waste and throws you down on the couch grabbing your shorts and pulling them down your legs to your ankles revealing your cotton panties*
its tome tomoko, you did this this isnt my fault this is your fault you wont love me tomoko ill make you love me
>>698638997
>>698639297
im just answering other anons do you want to talk about something else? ask me anything.
>>698639354
cousin show up?
>>698639391
im not gonna erp
>>698638217
When will that be?
>>698638363
>super cute gif!
Plan on sleeping soon?
>>698638798
Please dont :(
>>698638899
True lol
China received 486 points as world record in 1st for sync diving. Then usa then England. Dude average score for each dive was 82-96. One dive the Chinese did gave them 106 points
>>698639256
Hi :D
>>698639354
How are you?
>>698639723
Hi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RseD3mE5NUk
Claimed Kyubey
>>698639723
this isnt erp tomoko this is true love i love you tomoko ive been following you every day tomoko
after you held my hand i never washed it tomoko
*rapes tomokos pussy reall hard, like REALLY hard*
>>698639563
Are really as autistic as you make it out to be?
Because it would be very easy for you to make this shit up.
>>698639751
not sure really
>>698639893
hey
>>698639751
I hate your shoes
>bullying you with outer moka too
>>698639751
Hi.
>>698640086
Any plans for the night?
>>698640086
*RAPES TOMOKOS ASSHOLE*
YOU CANT IGNORE ME TOMOKO IM INSIDE YOUR ASS TOMOKO
>>698639723
Nah he's gone. Finally
>>698639893
I'm good, eatin grapes. You?
>>698634631
did someone say mommy esdeath
>>698639186
>>698639492
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CRINGED SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
Also, put me in screencap somehow :^)
>>698638766
DUDE, IS THIS THE REASON AS TO WHY YOU ATTACKED ME WITHOUT ANY SORT OF REASON BECAUSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY OWN LIFE AND GF SOME WEEKS AGO? SERIOUSLY?
Go fix your life instead of spending it here. You need more help than all of us together
anyway my good friends of waifu im going to sleep ill see you guys tomorrow
>>698640018
I dont know am I or am I not I dont really care. for your enjoyment im just a edge faggot making all this shit up
>>698639492
i...uh...oh
this is one of the more concerning things ive ever read on b
>>698639751
im not sure!
im laying in bed so if i randomly stop posting i probably passed out.
i think i have some kinda sleep disorder but im not really worried about it.
>>698640173
Stop trying to be like the schwanz, you will never match him in grace
>>698640244
Kyubae
>>698640152
just play some more witcher 3 nothing special. you?
>>698640176
well thats good. what will you do with your time?
>>698640302
night
>>698640176
Listening to some music, probably going to start Barakamon some time tonight. Going to test if I can function on two hours of sleep, but that's more for tomorrow.
>grapes are peasant's food
>>698640302
Goodnight.
best
>>698640086
Hah!
>>698640087
What shoes? See any here?
>>698640152
Hello
>>698640334
In bed too lol but will sleep soon though
Lets hope its nothing too bad
>>698640283
Now you understand
Good the filth is leaving
Well i should go now, goodnight!
>>698640436
Music and some Barakamon, maybe.
>>698640606
How are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOlvVO8mna0
>>698639751
Doesn't make hearing it any less painful heh.
>World record
>Scoring higher than the average.
Yeah it's safe to assume they're taking that gold now. We still have a strong lead.
>>698640653
Goodnight, I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Nui.
>>698640653
Goodnight.
Suzuha claim.
Why is everyone choosing Tomoko and Ruby?
>>698640436
you worthless litthe cunt i hate you tomoko why wont you love me. but the body what if someone find out. shes small ill throw her in a trashbag and burry it in the woods
i came so hard thanks tomoko 4
>>698640606
You smell like a butt
>>698640606
you know its true
>>698640682
thats cool never heard of barakamon
>>698640903
reasons
>>698640176
Be on here obviously. I'm already on slightly earlier than I was yesterday.
>I got on at around 3am yesterday
>>698640457
Nice. 2 hours isn't really recommended in my opinion. I think I got like 4 today and I'm not really feeling it
>I am a present for I have no food.
>>698634631
kill yourself faggots
>>698641097
Fuck, I meant >>698640436 for the first one.
>ika
>>698640606
probably just mild narcolepsy or just not very deep sleep.
im sure its nothing.
so youre saying....were in bed together..?
>>698640682
Tired. You?
>>698640715
Cute blush
>>698640757
;_;
Mmhmm. But like the minimal splash was amazing. Just wow. Know why we're still in the lead?
>>698640863
:D
>>698640903
Idk
>>698641006
>
>>698641010
That youre a bully?
>>698641278
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMEME
>>698641357
Akame really is cute
>>698641010
It's an anime, supposed to be good. Do you watch much anime?
>>698641097
Yea, I probably should get more than two. But I'm not less tired if I get more sleep.
>>698641278
Bote.
>>698641357
I'm always tired, and that's my answer.
>>698641260
oh ok and thats good i guess
>>698641357
that im not
>>698641357
Where did you get that bow
The garbage?
>>698641357
:D
>>698641278
Lil ship
>>698641303
Narcolepsy isn't pretty though
NO NO NO WHAT GOT INTO YOUR HEAD FOR SUCH THOUGHTS?
>>698641464
Inmate
>>698641500
Mmhmm. Especially in a chicken costume
Coming in hot and late as fug
>>698641278
What is up amatsu?
>>698641546
Why not at least get 3?
>>698641570
Yup
I can orange text, too bad you fags can't<
>>698640863
Sup Emi.
>>698641278
B-Boss? Is that really you?
>>698641357
Something something patriotism right?
>>698641679
You forgot to add in cute as well. How's it going?
>>698641546
Blood weapon person
>>698641662
lil' smug
>>698641711
Not my optimism
Heya Ika, played 2 hours of Arma 3 and got one kill
You?
>>698641546
You're like the hulk but tired
>>698641570
Lies
>>698641602
Aw :(
>>698641626
Too cute!
Late claim incoming!
>>698641662
yeah.
i dunno might be depression to but its fine. everything will be ok.
I UH.. ITS NOT LIKE ID MIND..
>>698641662
If you appeal to a small group it's pandering.
If you appeal to a large group It's the lowest common denominator.
Can't win with 4chan.
>>698641784
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oh god it broke why goot why