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If your post ends in 5, you die
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so what happens if my post ends in not a 5?
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Roll
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hey :)
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>>698630605
RIP
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>>698630925
DOUBLE RIP
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bye all :(
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5 get, bring me the sweet embrace of death
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>>698629092
OK
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DO IT

KILL ME
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>>698629347
Dat engrish yo
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I'm dead
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fuck
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55 get.
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End the nightmares
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end me
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Oh no
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Kill me plz
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What if I get 55?
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in 5
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Come on 5
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Pls
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shizz
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>>698632695
Ur welcome
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Do it
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>>698629092
5 plz
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>>698633000
Trips means eternal life right?
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I need to be with Harambe once again.
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Kyaaaaaaaaaa~
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Fucking kill me plz
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>>698633455
dead
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rawlin'
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check um
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You can't send me to the shadow realm if I use the Seal of Orichalchos.
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>>698629092
Send me to the fucking Shadow Realm you meme bitch
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nigger no
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>>698636825
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>698636825
ha
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>>698636888
check'd
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lucky i rolled a 4
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I'm going to die
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>>698629092
fag
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this roll is for clb
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Wew
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>>698629092
I'm perfectly okay with this
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It's time to d-d-d-d-dddddDIE
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You'll be doing me a favor.
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I JUUUUUUUST WAAAAAAAAAAAANT TO SAYYYY HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO AGAAAAAAAAAIN!!!
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well heres my shot to get out...
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Rolling
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Roll
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Roll
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Please end in 5
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>>698639145
Lucky
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Roll
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Lets do this
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If i die i want my last words to be known.
OP is a huge faggot
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roll
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"Stayin alive"
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>>698639999
OH SHIT QUADS!
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>>698639999
NIGGA GOT QUINTS
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>>698639999
Oh look I got Quads, my wish is that I want all of your women
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>>698640140
Mother fuck thts quads
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>>698639999
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>>698629092
Ive been dead this whole time.
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>>698629092
Rolling for 5
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Nigga
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roll4death
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>>698640282
Hahaaa, still gettin flat nothing.
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I can see the future Yugi-boy, I know I'm safe from your trap cards
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Good night, sweet prince
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>>698629092
kill me.
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>>698629092
Kill me
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>>698636955
Ha!
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>>698629092
end my suffering
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Come on 5
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dont kill me please
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>>698642476
Damn it off by 1
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>>698642135
Check em
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>>698629092
5 get
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All these folk dying and I'm just sitting here waiting for the world to burn.
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>>698629092
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kill me P L E A S E
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>>698629092
My ancestors are smiling upon me, can you say the same?
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YES I LIVED
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>>698641985
thanks based syrus
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90% chance of immortality I'm in
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Roll
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It's tie to rr-rrr-Roll!
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click me
>698644255
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>>698629092
Oh boy here I go dyin again
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Ain't gonna git me
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I die
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...
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KMS
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>>698642655
You will die a glorious death, anon.
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>>698629092
I'll live forever. Psh
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Rolling for 5
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>>698629092
Ok
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>>698629092
5 or bust
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>>698629092
ayy
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Let's go!
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>>698629092
hahaha! I can't die if I'm already dead inside! silly OP.
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>>698645275
No bust
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ITT little bitches thst can't shrug off a little death like a man.
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foc
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>>698645999
Not today m8
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>>698629092

We all die someday anon. For you, that day will be a Thursday.
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NOT TODAY. I WILL LIVE.
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>>698629092
rolling nigga
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VICTORY OR SOVNGARDE!
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Please end my suffering
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>>698647334
So close. Fucking hell
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rawl
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HEART OF THE MOTHA FUCKIN ROLL
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Yeet
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>>698647414
that you were
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kkk
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Bang Bang
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Let this be my lucky day
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No wait another time
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Cmon let this be it
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I'm unripable
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5 get
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Oh right, I post on 4chan because I can only get autism, not like the cancer I would get on facebook.
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Don't we all die anyway?
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At least with autism I can die thinking i'm a worm or some shit.
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Do I die?
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damn
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>>698650885
well fuck me then
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I gotta go get food
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Finally...
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I wanted to die anyways.
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I wouldn't like dying
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Please, I wanted to die before I was born.
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kk
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gimme dat 5 boi
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>>698629092
Rolling for 5
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pls
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Please kill me
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>>698651634
DAMNIT one off
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Roll
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Kms
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>>698629092
Alright Yugi sama let me know.
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nothing to lose
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WITNESS ME
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Rollin'
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>>698651855
Good times.
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Nobody can come to my funeral, you're all banned.
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>>698651855
Well, you lost
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Everytime I try to enjoy my 5s in peace, 4chan fgts come and ruin it for me.


Oh wait. I'm on 4chan too.
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Nothing to live for, rolling
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Ok
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i've activated my trap card
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I'll do it on stream
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>>698629092
NIgger
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>>698629092
all the marbles
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5
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Rolling for luck
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Kill me. Plz
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Reroll. Set me free
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rollerino
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>>698633000
Full house trips. Nice.

But it's a multiple of 5. So I guess you just almost die.
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Someone just got quints. Let's see the post of death boiz.

>>698655555
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5
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End it
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Roll
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>>698629092
Kill me faggot
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LET IT RIP

thats what they say in that pointy hair cartoon
right?
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one could hope
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>>698629092
>not posting the superior version
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>>698629092
End my life please.
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>>698656588
First you make me live, then I get dubs, I'm happy with this
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check em
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>>698656933
HOLY SHIT
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I want to die a slow and painful death
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Pls lol
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End mu suffering
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5
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lemme die
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fuck
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>>698657085
Damnit, Had so much to live for.
Wait no i didnt, peace!
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I cant die pshhhh
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Rolllll
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>>698629092
rolld
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o sht
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Please let me die already
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my last digit is a three.
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Rollin
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Draw your last pathetic card Yugi
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Hell Yeah
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Whoever posts next is a faggot
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Whoever posts above is a faggot
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I can't die
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>>698629092
My last words: Hitler did nothing wrong
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5
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>>698659156
Off by 1
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>>698629092

If my post ends in trips everyone in this thread is going to die as pathetic and hopeless NEETs
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Lol
>implying
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>>698659356
Bump
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Rolling 5
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>>698659454
reroll
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Fuck it
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rolling
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>>698659472
reroll
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>>698629092
please get lucky
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god I hope I get a 5
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>>698629092
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Vielä yhen kerran
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>>698629092
GOD BLESS
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>>698629092
I will survive
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Pls no death
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>>698629092
5
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Too easy
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Get
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You can't kill me.
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>>698629092
lets see
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>>698629092
You can't kill me you amazing faggot OP
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>>698629092
roll €
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lets gamble
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I have gas
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I WANNA DIE
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>>698629347
you die
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>>698629092
easy
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i cannot die.
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Do I die today and end my life of suffering?
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>>698629092
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>>698629092
Still at work. I'm okay with this.
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lloR
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ROLL
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Here's hoping for 5
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I'll use the sword
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I have my dick out, ready to join Harambe
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>>698629092
Kill me pls
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>>698662329
Reroll
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Roll
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Immediately ideally
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Ballsy.txt
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Not today
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Rolling for an early grave
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Roll
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Kill me pls
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Rolling
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>>698661705
apprently
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>>698662325
time to say good bye
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Just do it!
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>>698629092
I WILL SURVIVE
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>>698663245
bye cunt
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>>698663355
u double die
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>>698629092
ayyy
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>>698629092
very well
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THE FUCKING PRESSURE
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Rollin'
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>>698629092
Please 5
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>>698629092
end it all
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Please
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>>698663978
:(
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Fuck death I'm alive bitch
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Rollo
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The Heart of the Cards will give me strength, and it rewards me... WITH DARK MAGICAN GIRL!
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>>698629092
Please let it happen
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>>698664547
Re rolling
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Fite me bitch
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>>698629092
Please be 5.
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>>698629092
Yay
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rollorino
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am i dead yet?
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But its just a childrens card game
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>>698664385
Nope, just death for you faggot
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>>698665535
wrecked
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Rolling for death.
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i`ll take da risk
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>>698629092
Cartoons can't kill me.
dubs 4 effect.
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>>698629092
The Best Anime Ever.
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>>698665895
fucing rekted mate
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>>698665895
well fuck
Okay, if I get another 5, I'll post nude pics of my gf.
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Immortal
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>>698629092
Yugi cant kill me
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>TFW
>getting stabbed to death by a knife wielding crab i was making for dinner but somehow managed to fuck it up by letting a crab get the best of me it like how in the fuck does something happen like this its as if OP is almost for sure a faggot but it takes one to know one the big faggot OP will reply but in the end of the day im just wasting your time because you're reading this meanwhile this is a copy paste response that takes all of two seconds to post fuck you faggot
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IT'S TIME, TO R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-ROLL!
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Reroll
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>>698629092
90% of immortality, fuck yeah!
ROLLING
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why would i post in here then ?
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>>698666975
fml i guess
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Roll
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>>698629092
rolllll
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>>698629092
no
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Roll
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>>698629092
1v1 me then. CSGO Rust faget
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lololol
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>>698629092
wouldn't be the first time
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Rolling
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