Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Boats are heresy.
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>>698626960
Ah, I've only heard bits of it. Couldn't even name a single track off of it, besides the one you posted of course. I generally download music before I even give it a listen, or maybe have heard a track or two.
>contemplating whether i should listen to silent hill soundtrack or not
>but it's near midnight
>>698627318
Guess you're right. I'll be off now, need some sleep.
>>698627203
>I still don't know how that one swimsuit pic of mine didn't turn you on in the slighted
>this one
>visible concern
o..ok..
>>698627595
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Saber claim
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Claimed.
>>698627837
which oldfag are you?
still here
and
>>698627853
night
Tired claim
>>698626935
16 hours is gotta be killer. Thats what happened at work too, it caught fire and everything. Sleeping is always the best thing to do when waiting
I need some motivation for practice my speedruns but ive just felt muggy lately, what do
>>698626935 #
(I don't know your waifu)
Also lightning balls that explode mid air.
Those are cool too. Or a static discharge in the upper atmosphere (lightning strikes in clouds)
>>698627300 #
(Pasta-sama)
Checked.
This pasta reminds me of when I was 12 and wanted to move to Japan to be a game designer, I had a katana.
QOTT: Does your waifu have a them? how well does it fit her.
>>698626935 Yoko
I am bullying Sachi. I'm not sure where the confusion is.
>>698627035 Discount heretic
And half boat.
That's the important part.
Boats are heretical. You know this.
You're talking to discount megumin.
Claiming Lilly but also promptly going to bed. Try out origins if you get a chance Emi. You might like it
>>698628094
them?
>>698627894
Its c00l KiD gun stuff. A .22lr is one of the weakest round around.Thus saying its "high powered" is like calling a school bus a practical, fuel efficient, cheap vehicle.
>testing if still B&
sup.
rynogt4
>>698628162
I'll try! Goodnight!
>claimed
>>698628222
I'm rewatching that show atm, good choice
>>698628205
Theme, you know goddamn well what i meant.
Claimed.
>>698627712
heresy is heresy
>>698628127
do boats have to be heretical?
>>698628222
beep boop
>>698627706
wow thats rather interesting am I the builder or the freak to you?
>>698628425
i didnt thats why i asked. no not as far as i know.
>>698628425
well to be honest i didn't know either
>>698628353
it was fuckign excellent for a nickelodeon cartoon
>>698628548
my first back after a b& and you do that.great to be back
>>698628094
clumsiness really.
>>698628606
The builder.
>>698628233
Hi.
>>698628222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3_a4OExd9A
>>698628548
I don't make the rules. I just pick on you.
>>698628517
Just 4 u
>>698627732
How would you feel if one of the tracks was a screamer?
wait does that mean you're turning in? if so goodnight.
>>698627418
What other intros do you like?
My favorite would be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gJIdq9syn0
Sarisa claimed.
>>698628033
What's up, Mugen? You chilling to some rap?
>>698628517
At least you'll never run out of Strictland propane.
>>698628205
>That facial expression
So dark, yet so full of hidden inner emotions.
>>698628737
How are you?
>>698628693
Man I miss early 2000;s nick cartoons. But, hey they are making a bit of a comeback with The Loud House
>>698628729
well then I thank you someone understands >>698628892
haha akame ga kills liar mask of course
Sup guys
>>698628866
Hey Hank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnUpYVPAVY
>>698628917
hello and yes its one of my favorites
>>698628917
Yeah.
>>698629018
i still need to check that out. i don't normally watch western cartoons but it seems like simple fun.
>being surrounded by all sorts of girls everyday
>such a shame they have to be his sisters
>>698628033
o shit didn't notice you. waddup?
>>698629311
noodles and coke. you?
>>698629332
i don't date introverted faggots
>posting on chrome
>4chan keep sthinking firefox is trying to evade ban
>>698629332
>This anon is in love with you
Oh ho ho! Are we, now?
>>698628892
God fucking damnit, of the 300 tracks, I'm just going to be randomly suprised by a screamer?
And no, I'm not going to bed.
>anime intros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uq34TeWEdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0QS31-R2AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z5GDLMYwgc
>insert usagi drop op here (no video for it on youtube)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px9FvddtgpM
>>698629018
I'm well. And you?
>>698629332
I love you too <3
>>698628814
did no one tell you bullying was bad?
>>698628693
how b&?
>sachi
>>698629332
Claimed
>>698628212
Oh.
Pew Pew
>>698629018
I remember like, ahh real monsters, the rugrats, the wild thornberries, and ren and stimpy...
and a few other but those might be cartoon network shows
>>698629602
Sure, bullying is bad. But it's also fun.
Discount heretic.
>>698629548
I was jesting about the screamer, more of a what if thing.
>>698629332
Hey Tomoko, I just heard you have feeling for me...
And I'd like to say... I have feeling for you too :)
>>698629602
>circlejerking threads
i'm actually quite scared to post here now
>>698629491
that ok
>>698629507
i dont think so
>>698629550
but you call me a bully
>>698629630
thank you automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl i think
>>698629773
thanks i guess
>>698628917
Always, its what i do best i think
>>698629491
Hello robit, im digging the new art. What did you get banned for? Also, how goes it?
>>698629332
I just came into the thread and someone loves me already. Oh well, can't be helped
>>698629491
Not much, was chilling with friends playing league but now they're gone. Just eating some cookies, might watch some anime or something.
Nice claim btw. How's everything?
>>698629311
Just woke up. Sandwiches and coffee await
FUCK THE MODS! BAN ME FGTS
>>698629656
Haven't seen you in some times
>>698629808
You are
>>698629491
dude it's so good, and just like MLATR it has a really catchy theme song.
>>698629996
It's actually harder then you think to get banned from /b/. Unless you want to post real CP.
>>698629819
MF Doom?
I'm listening to some Grateful Dead. (My all-time favorite band.) Probably not your style, judging from your music tastes you mentioned to me, before.
>>698629475
Dale is cuter.
>>698629848
>I just came into the thread and someone loves me already
Yes, yes! Feel the love.
>>698627894
I thought he liked asses, so I posted what I had and I thought it would have worked.
>You should read >>698626935 if it's still alive.
>>698628033
Mind you, I was up for only an hour so I could eat, take my medication, and use the restroom. I slept from 9am to 5pm, so that cut the time waiting for the power back on in half. As for motivation, listen to upbeat songs, loud song genres like rock or metal, or songs in general that make you feel energized.
>>698628039
I'm actually curious as to what would happen in a sandstorm. My mother was in Arizona a few weeks ago for whatever reason and she recorded some of what happened. Basically my question is what happens to the sandstorm sand once it gets struck by lightning.
>Not knowing who my waifu is despite knowing who Karen and Shino[bu] are.
Yoko Inokuma from Kin-iro Mosaic. She's one of the other 5 girls from the cast.
>>698628127
How are you doing the bullying?
>>698629996
see nothing
>>698629848
like yang more but ehh
>>698630107
no im not
>>698629656
Why do I love those gifs so much
>>698629808
TRIGGERED
>>698630188
I get banned all the time.
>>698630257
And Hank's an adult.
>>698630107
How could I ever leave forever?
>your file name
Dunno how to take that one..
>>698630273
so you have a thing for...like... elongated worm stomachs?
..is that what you're saying?
>>698630406
I've only found them for like, Rikka, shinobu, and one more but i cant remember who it was.
Every waifu should have a Rikka dance.
>>698629771
I would not be very pleased. Do soundtracks actually have that?
Me right now
Front page is existentialcrisis/10 right now but I have beer and better chances at not finding cancer in here.
>>698630516
>>698630406
when will there be a holocaust for nekofags?
>>698630467
because you're a master spammer, mai. everyone knows that
>>698630406
thats ok
>>698630590
I'm also on the pot and got my script for adderall
>take that NSA
>>698630639
very soon
>>698629808
glad you understand
>>698629819
>digging the new art
Litreally got it from a telegram group. i got b& for posting in a circlejerk thread. which has me a bit scared actually. i'm doing fine, felt a bit dizzy so i stayed home from work and slept in.
>>698629848
i'm fine, see above. Anything you had in mind to watch?
>>698629996
Post CP
>>698630148
I fucking love catchy theme songs
>>698629976
ayy RORY. day off?
>>698630516
From what i know, yes. but it's always something like Undertale.
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>698630273
Turns to glass. It's quite amazing. If you go see a lightning strike location and it's in sand, it's a sheet of glass. It gets destroyed pretty quickly naturally though.
Sand when super heated turns to glass. Lightning is 7x hotter than the surface of the sun.
>I've never seen the anime, they also have their waifu names in their filenames.
>>698630406
That's just poor trigger discipline.
>>698630792
>>698629996
Dont post CP
At least not in here. Get banned in a different thead
>>698630273
By pointing out that boats are heresy and posting a boat makes you at least partially a heretic.
AKA making up arbitrary rules for the sake of picking on Sachi.
>>698630792
would be rude if i didnt
>>698630900
hey
>>698630792
>>698630930
You say that as if i have cp just laying around for me to post.
>>698630639
>Galil
>Neko
Nyet, it is YOU who is the fag
Also magazine never mentioned mah waifu :(
>>698630257
Oh, I do feel it. It's flowing through my veins already!
>>698630353
Eeeh you're mean
>>698629879
More?
>>698630792
Oh, well then, I'm glad. Ehh, I dunno yet, last animes I've watched were re:zero and owari no seraph, so I've gotten into the genre already. I was thinking of watching Eureka Seven, got any recommendations tho?
>>698630710
thank god.
>>698630792
XJ-9 Is XJ-Fiiiine
>>698630689
Flat is justice, good choice.
>>698630491
I keep on meaning to watch working! I keep losing motivation to watch it... I heard it gets better by each season
>>698631036
I wouldnt doubt it...
>>698630833
Undertale is interesting.
>>698631036
I can supply you with some.
I dont know what to add to thread what do I do
>>698630257
Yep, got the vaudville villain album playing
Ill check it out in a minute and see what its about. Ive been getting a lot of music sent to me and i gotta burn throught it sometime
>>698630273
Still, all things considered thats pretty decent
I think i need to blast a good album and crack down on it. What music do you go for usually?
>>698630792
Whatever works friendo, i have a hard time finding art so i take what i can get usually. I have felt the same way all today, just generally really out of it. What did you do to help it?
>>698630994
Yo.
>>698631140
No CP. Just regular porn, please.
>>698631140
The fanbase is horrid but the soundtrack is neat.
I have no interest in the game itself however.
>>698631317
Yea, fanbase is not too great. The game itself was fine. Speaking of games, you been doing anything besides Kirby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOlvVO8mna0
>>698631109
Sorry,thats all I got
>>698631163
samoubiystvo
>>698631140
>He has Caramel Popcorn just laying around
FBI plz go
>>698631136
I don't like little kids. They annoy the fuck out of me. I have never understood why people are sexually attracted to them.
>>698631140
why would you announce that? You know even as a minor its still illegal to possess it. You don't give a shit tho i know. It's gonna be fun going door to door telling your neighbors your a petter ass the rest of your life. I give it 3 years tops b4 your on that list.
>>698630481
You miiight be joking around posting Hank Hill. But his show is so funny, I can't have hurt feelings.
>>698631109
>Oh, I do feel it. It's flowing through my veins already!
"Can you feel the love, tonight?"
>>698631191
I really don't think the Dead is gonna be your style... but hey! I won't judge. Maybe you'll fall in love with the like I did.
Link me a song? Or not. Only if you feel like it.
>>698631317
It's a decent story concept that was ruined by fags projecting themselves, normal for games, but they took it to far. Music had some good notes.
>>698631109
well you just assumed i loved you so you know call it even
>>698631114
its alright i guess
>>698631218
do anything normal or lewd?
>>698630930
i'll post what i want
>>698631036
well i do
>>698630994
oh. does that mean there's a possibility that you don't understand?
>>698631109
not really good at recommendations. I've only just recently seen NGE so that shows how much i know.
>>698631114
*perfect
>>698631191
i just slept in really. i haven't been getting much sleep recently so it really helped. still a bit dizzy but i did eat alot at my parents the previous day so that might be why i felt like shit.
>>698631317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MobkO51msMI
Claimed bic
>>698631492
>those legs
I need to rewatch Upotte!!
>>698631114
It's one of the best slice of life animes IMO
Really cute and pretty much all the characters are likable.
>TFW Galil wasn't mentioned anywhere
Feelsbadfrog.pepe
>>698631593
No. Not good right now. Going day by day, need to do things but fuck me I just want to fall into a coma do some drugs or hop on a train to disappear.
>>698631831
Oi they're in middle school ya cunt
>>698631492
But I need more yaknow
>>698631540
Maybe not tonight, but surely someday I guess?
>>698631593
Fair enough
>>698631672
Damn. I'm always scared of trying new things out since I fear of losing my time in something that I may or may not end up liking (it's dumb I know). Oh well, I'll check it out and see
>>698631831
I got better legs here
>>698631533
Why do you care?
>>698631489
Xenoblade X then Metal Gear.
Speaking of Xenoblade X the guy who did the KLK soundtrack did that one as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA
>>698631672
I'm not going to listen to that, the thumbnail alone puts me off.
>>698631982
Loli is best~
>>698631991
Seems too old, but any legs are good legs.
>>698631672
no but someone else could take offense
>>698631883
well im not really sure what to say but hope you find something that makes you happy
>>698631991
good
>>698631672
dude you're legit making me horny... I got a thing for slutty nuns...
>>698631593
it's not alright, flat chested girls are perfect.
>>698631991
I never bothered watching RWBY. I saw the first season. I thought the characters and story was akward and forced, but I liked the action scenes, tell me, does the story get any better?
>>698632075
>brags about CP
>>698631533
Do you think he actually does? Are you that retarded?
I bet he meant taking naked pictures of fat ass in the mirror when his mommy ain't home
>>698632075
Why do you have P of C?
>>698632242
Yeah thanks man. I just need to sort myself.
>>698632275
It's a joke, as a minor you can take pictures of yourself, taadaa, cp.
>>698630353
Yes you are
>>698630491
Some people do
It happens. Look at the filename on this
>>698631540
>>698631672
Sorry guys but i just feel garbo right now and im going to try and sleep. Catch everyone later
>>698632275
still not as bad as esdeath
Claiming
Suzuha claim
>>698632087
I never watched KLK, and it's pretty low priority on my plan to watch. Seems like it has a pretty good OST.
>speaking of good anime OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiJ-GRwTubo
>>698632275
I'm not fucking bragging about CP. How about you think before you start spouting shit at me?
>>698632504
Night
>smug
>>698632521
Hey Moka doing good?
>>698632505
>anyway after masturbating to the scent of her hand
>the scent of her hand
>scent of her hand
>>698631991
you mean NGE? just don't expect a mech anime if you are. >>698632087
good choice, lyrics are fucking horrible.
>>698632242
and what's that supposed to mean?
>>698632504
oh well, have a nice nap
>>698632521
ayy
>>698632547
lmao
Gote is become claim
How's /waifu/ doing today?
I'm really tired and my face hurts
>>698630491
No, that was the artist's decision. Stomachs that don't look normal (excluding pregnant, ever so slightly chubby, and workout stomachs) are really hard to look at imo.
>>698630900
>Lightning strike location with sand, it became a sheet of glass.
That's something new. Also the lightning ball thing from earlier.
>>698630954
So in theory, if I said I would switch to a non-boat waifu, would that make me a heretic on the same level as the boat waifus?
>>698631191
Tbh I feel as if my tastes in music are pretty average. I was actually discussing this with Nico last night before my phone's battery got too low. But I can at least tell you that I don't quite like country/western music. Almost all they sing about is wanting to get back with their ex, getting drunk/things that happened to them while drunk, or trucks.
>>698632589
You've brought up Cp multiple times. I don't doubt it for one second that you have it.
Sorry i won't interrupt your bragging about Being a badass shoplifter or trespassing or whatever it is that your edgy 12 year old ass does.
>>698632243
perfect is a strong word
>>698632457
hope it works out for you. you are nice
>>698632475
no and you know im right
>>698632732
well if the same thing was said to someone else they might have a problem with it
>>698632218
Hey! These aren't old!
>>698632242
Good
>>698632243
Imho it was never really good, either too sketchy or too forced, but around the very end of S2 and all of S3 (or something like that, I know that S3 is fucking BRUTAL) shit goes down and the story takes a rather big twist, and it gets interesting.
I'd recommend you to watch it since it's rather short, each episode lasting 9 to 15 minutes I think?
>>698632732
I meant an anime that I found recently called Eureka Seven.
Been thinking of watching NGE but I don't know still. Not exactly my type. I'm not too into mech, but if there're other elements I like I'll watch it.
>>698630792
Just got out of colonoscopy. Havent eaten in 2 days. Smashed a mixed sandwich - tomato and cheese and chicken and mayo. As well as a coffee.
>I just want to go to the hospital cafe now
>I just called myself to get picked up
Bought 27 dollars worth of food
And I will eat it all.
>>698632974
i love the bags under tomokos eyes i want to pull up her shirt and kiss her little belly as she squirms around then nibble her thighs rape her while she fights back but she cant because shes so small
>>698632905
>shoplifting
Someone brought up shoplifting, I just gave a personal experience.
Why do you believe any of the stories I've told on here, or on rabb.it anyways? Are you that god damn dense that you can't equate that a majority of the shit I say is fiction?
>>698632760
Pretty tired but good
>>698632974
No im right you bully
>>698632589
Damn that's catchy.
It should be high priority, that way you could see Nui in her full glory!
Another one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At5kSKUOJog
>>698632475
I don't plan on leaving any time soon.
So looks like you're stuck with me.
>>698632859
>excluding pregnant
Pregnancy is disgusting.to me
>>698633007
is your waifu older than 15?
If so, legs are too old
>but any legs are good legs
>>698633047
Don't you release god tier farts after a colonoscopy?
>>698631163
Ok that's it!
>Prepares interdimensional nuke
