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Man cuddles thread
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No cuddles.
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>>698626780
None? :(
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snarffff
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I want to cuddle mens.
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>>698628104
me toooo
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>>698628229
WOW! So much in common, so intense.
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>>698628104
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>>698628369
woweezoweee!
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>>698628380
That black one has a nice booty.
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>>698626780
Snarf you still with that one twink guy?
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>>698628505
mhm he does~
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I told the guy I was dating for a month that I loved him and said I said it 1 second early from him.
Were officially a couple since yesterday now :D
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giv cudl
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>>698628704
weeeew! how exciting!

>>698628689
hoi

>>698628728
giv belly
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>>698628728
Fucc off
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>>698628808
Hi
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>>698628808
trade 1 belly for 1 cudl

>>698628841
wao
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>>698629077
soup?

>>698629080
deal! *cudl*
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>>698629205
Nothing really.
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>>698628603
I am a booty enthusiast if I do say so myself.
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>>698629439
how was your day? what you do today?

>>698629531
oh yeah? do tell
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>>698628704
>Further reminded no one will ever love you
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>>698629080
Give me beer
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>>698629594
Worked on a NES and forgot my tools.
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>>698629080
He is so cute. I wish he would be my crossdressing buddy
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>>698629888
forgot them where?
what needed to be done to the NES?
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>>698629951
Kill yourself
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>>698629594
I crave the most scrumptious of booty.
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>>698629725
s u c c e s s

>>698629725
Yessir
It'll be local hipster beer though

>>698629951
The more crossdress the better :3
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>>698629642
Nah man don't see it like that, look, we already have stuff un common just by being on /b/ in a gay fur thread, you'll find someone, I guarantee it!
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>>698630258
what does the best booty look like?
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>>698630109
At home.

I broke a NES power supply due to shitty improvisation. Had a spare but still.

The board was pretty brittle and worn out due to heat though so it's good I replaced it, was damaged pretty badly on the outside and inside I found out.
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>>698630280
Nope, too autistic.
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>>698630263
It's my favorite thing to do. I just think it would be fun to do it with another guy

Rubbing dicks in your favorite pairs of panties seems like so much fun
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>>698630380
how did you improvise on the power supply?
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Anyone got hot pics of bull or bear furries? Love them ;3
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>>698630263
Fuck you get me good hefeweizen or guinness at the least
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>>698630405
Never let yourself think that, get Grindr or something, go out, see people! Thats what I did and I met some prety bad ones and some exceptionnal ones. There were furries even there, you can find someone for sure, someone who is in the same situation as you even.
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>>698630644
I needed clippers so I used bigger ones.

I tried to clip a leg off a capacitor and I pulled up and it also pulled up the trade it was attached to.

They need to be sharpened.
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>>698630836
Forgot pic
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>>698628526
Yes.
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>>698630838
ooo das no me gusta

>>698630899
mew! >:C
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>>698630899
Hows that going?

>Is it like my spaghetti? Red and disappointing?
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>>698631065
Oh well. It was damaged in the first place.
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>>698631084
Nice steam controller.
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>>698630375
Sorta like this
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>>698631199
The stream controller looks so flimsy.
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Oh right I should probably sleep

>>698630632
It really is more fun with a friend~

>>698630805
I will bring you the hefeweizen most sacred to my people
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>>698631065
MEOW.

>>698631084
Going strong after a year together.
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>>698631168
true. is it all working now or still needing work?

>>698631228
unf
i also started season 3
got to like ep.3

>>698631342
no sleep
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>>698631425
Continue
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>>698631383
wem! <3
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>>698631425
The main board needs some touching up but it looks like it should work fine.

I need to salvage a good pin connector. The one in it had green corrosion all over it.
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>>698631425
yes sleep

i'm gonna do it
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>>698631199
Thanks it's awful. Used it maybe 4 hours since I got it almost a year ago.

>>698631338
It's actually quite sturdy. Equal quality compared to a standard X360 controller, it's just awfully inconvenient to use and it runs on Double-A batteries.
It's a fun little device but I'd wait for V2 if you were in the market for a "One controller to play them all" sort of device.

>>698631383
You manage to fucc yet?

>>698631342
What would that be?
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>>698630375
There is too much booty to choose from!!!
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>>698631702
I really don't think there will be a version two.
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>>698631516
yas, but am watching a movie right meow so tomorrow i will watch more! possibly even more tonight

>>698631567
what do you need to do to touch up the board?

>>698631688
sleep is for noobs
you dont want to be a noob do you?

>>698631756
the quest for best booty begins
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>>698630836
No phone, no grindr. Grindr is for 40 yer old men anyways.
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>>698631702
Yeah I heard its shitty too but I really like hpw it looks haha
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>>698631872
Cut off some legs more, clean it up, check it over.

Might put the two main chips in sockets.
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>>698631899
grindr is icky
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>>698631872
Thinking about dat booty.
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>>698631702
He fucks my butt.
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>>698632012
cool~
you think you'll finish it tomorrow?

>>698632175
mm booty!~
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>>698632039
yup
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dat booty
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>>698632449
Most likely.
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>>698631872
What movie?
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>>698632467
das a nice one there

>>698632533
then whats lined up after that?
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>>698631838
There will be I think. Like I said it's a decent device if you fully utilize it (You can even play quick-reflex based games such as CSGO with it, thanks to being able to aim with the gyroscope) but I can't find anything that I don't already prefer to use my X360 controller with.

I think it'd be great for games like rocket league.


>>698632346
But doesn't he wanna be topped? That's what you told me last time anywhay
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>>698632449
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>>698632484
>when its perfectly round yet firm booty.
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>>698632812
Another 3
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>>698632742
Dreamcatcher. snarf told me to watch it a little while ago

>>698632847
mmm drool

>>698632907
do you know whats wrong with those ones?
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>>698632847
>
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>>698633117
>Snarf told me to watch it a little while ago
He said it was shit
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>>698632812
see>>698632847

>>698633117
I NEED

>>698633122
>Not the one where it fiddle fuckfgfdgdzaestghdfsgdfshdzfhzsghshsdhdgzDSGDFHDESrha
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>>698633321
i don't have that one
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>>698633270
shit weasels
and yes its pretty strange so far lol.

>>698633321
i need it toooooo. i can share mine
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>>698632840
That's what he says, but he seems to enjoy topping as well.
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>>698633117
They've all tested as working but needed to be opened and cleaned.
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mmmm
jalapeno poppers
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>>698633603
mmkay. how do you clean the corrosion off?
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>>698633381
woooooooooooooooooooow

>>698633484
dont post ur booty here u HOAR
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>>698633484
Stephen King wrote it while high
>>698633579
Why did you tell katten to watch that dreadful movie
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>>698633117
SHIT WEASELS.
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>>698633785
91% alcohol if its light, medium is light sand paper or #0000 super fine steel wool. Heavy corrosion and I just scrap the board.
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>>698633774
They better be the breaded kind and not the cut-in-half filled with cheese kind. Otherwise I'll do something drastic.
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>>698634042
it's breaded and filled with feta cheese and a slice of jalapeno
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>>698633913
See
>>698633951
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>>698633774
mmmm

>>698633791
i wouldnt!

>>698633913
i believe he wishes he could take it all back

>>698633951
they dont look like weasels though

>>698633964
using steel wool sounds like it would be hard to use on somethign like that
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>>698634196
yummy
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>>698634104
Pics or gtfo

Show me that cheese creampie'd jalapeno.
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>>698634235
those sound really damn good
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>>698634196
It's not kitchen steel wool. Its the type you polish silverware with.
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>>698634104
>>698634104
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>>698634196
gud
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>>698634293
yummy
>>698634366
they are
>>698634382
see picture
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>>698634138
That's not a good reason
>>698634196
I'm quite sure he's content with your suffering
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>>698634621
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>>698634621
Damn that's like a prolapsed jalapeno
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>>698634380
mhm.

>>698634547
yas

>>698634621
fucking delicious!

>>698634634
that monster
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>>698634771
i had to break it open to show you
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>>698634830
THAT'S RIGHT SPREAD IT WIDE FOR DADDU
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>>698634196
King was high as hell.
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>>698634973
yassss
i feel like he is for like 90% of his stories
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>>698634829
Y u even suggest it then, wow wem, get yer act together.
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>>698635110
i said i would share but never said i would post
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>>698634829
Yes, snarf is a monster
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I'm on my 4th beer (Started with 4-5 shots of honey jack in ice) and 3rd plate of spaghetti.

Someone save me.
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>>698632467
>>698632039
>>698631899

I found some amazing people on here you know, and on Hornet too
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>>698635248
K share
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>>698631899
Of course if you say no to every way of meeting people you won't meet anyone, thats just normal.
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>>698635377
>no phone
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>>698635332
a lovable one though

>>698635377
i never tried hornet

>>698635425
*shares booty*
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>>698635354
good god your gut
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>>698635502
>Steam
>Skype
>Telegram

Plenty of other ways to meet men besides that cancerous app.
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>>698635524
Well yeah no phone but still, Hornet has a mobile website and you don't need the mobile app at all.
No excuses on this one.
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>>698635531
That's the funny part, I'm not fat or feeling fat. I just feel drunk and very sluggish.
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>>698635502
Most people are gross, GROSS.
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>>698635737
Not fat YET
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>>698635528
Wow, its... NOTHING.

>>698635692
What the hell is "Hornet"?
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>>698635668
>implying Grindr is the only way.

There are a ton of ways, but he still finds excuses, if he had a phone he would say its for 40 year old men.
You tell him go to bars, "i don't like going out".
Thats not a good attitude if you want to meet someone.
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>>698635934
Hornet is an app juste like Grindr but kinda better, but at the same time there are a bit less people
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>>698635668
Just realized that you really can't meet people through the last two. Whoopsie daisies.

>>698635942
Oh. Well that's different. I don't really recommend bars either if you're looking for something long term. Can't really force that kind of thing. Though, I don't think recommending Grindr is a good idea. Maybe he should ask around if his family/friends have any gay friends. Or something else, I honestly don't know. Not a big fan of Grindr myself.
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>>698635822
I was 'Fat' about 6 months ago when I weighed 260. I didn't look it but I weighed that much.

Down to 225, feeling good.

>Pic related it's me
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>>698635934
i do have an amazing lack of an arse
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>>698636128
I can't really identify your weight from a horse mask video, chubs
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>>698636026
>No phone
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>>698636128
Yo, Videowarrior. What's up.
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>>698636115
Yeah I hate bars anyway but it was just as an example.
I'm only recommending what has gotten me the best experience and these two apps did.
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>>698636224
No need for a phone for the 3rd time.
Ill even help you out.
https://hornetapp.com/
>>
Meow
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>>698636404
moo
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>>698636273
Oh, fair enough.

Well hey, positive intentions are still the same. My apologies, dude might just have cold feet.

>>698636387
Uhhh, not really anymore. And holy shit, can't believe I recognized you from your eyes. How you been?
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>>698636514
your accent is a bit weird
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>>698636537
Yeah thats what I'm thinking, still hoping the best for him anyway.
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>>698636200
Wow wem, no butt, no hair, no nuthin. You are GOOD FOR NUTHIN!

>>698636365
>Download with google play
...
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>>698636537
Been good. Joined a gym, got built, still gay as fuck with a ton of dragon dildos.

Also I'm currently very very drunk
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>>698634634
Kitty's suffering powers my machine that locates and saves children from abusive homes. Do you want the children to suffer?
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>>698636682
its a speech impediment

>>698636705
what you mean no hair?

>>698636781
i have a go cart thats powered off the hopes and dreams of orphans. it goes fast
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>>698636705
Dude, you have to be baiting.

Do you not read at all what I wrote? Hornet is a mobile app that can also be used completely on their website WITHOUT EVER needing a phone.
Just repeating >>698635692
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>>698636688
Yeah, typically the case for some or just introverts. Hopefully he'll come around sooner rather than later.

>>698636759
Well that's good, glad you've been working on yourself. Chaz told me you've been trying to sell them, kek. Hope that's been going well. I've personally been getting more and more gay as time has gone by.

What you been drinking?
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>>698636942
You dont have beautiful flowing hair like me!!11!! God wem, I gota Xplain everything.
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>>698637107
oh yeah. i am envious of your hair.
im sorry i am dumb kat
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>>698636975
So its basically just a dating website?
I dunno, people on those arent exactly creme ala crop.

>>698637235
You dont even know what my hair looks like!!!!1
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>>698637399
ive heard about it!
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>>698637399
Its gonna cost you nothing to try it, you don't even need to try to star conversations, people come to you from time to time.
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>>698635528
A complete and total monster
>>698636781
You might be saving the next Hillary Clinton or Karl Marx
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>>698637399
>>698637519
Like the guy I'm dating righ now, he is the one who started the conversation, and I'm so glad he did.
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>>698637619
i cri ;~;
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>>698636218
I'm not chubs :(

>>698637104
Corona and Jack Daniels Honey
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>>698636942
Oh, how rude of me.
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>>698637738
Damn, sounds like you're celebrating. Add me back on Steam also, if you don't mind of course. I'd rather just talk there if you don't mind.
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>>698637937
i-its ok. you didnt know ;~;
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>>698638000
You add me. I don't even remember who you are.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/DedRool/
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>>698637514
Thats not the same, wem! Gosh.

>>698637519
>>698637643
That entail me having to post pics of myself on a gay dating website.
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>>698637738
Turn around.
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>>698638177
Make a new thread nerrdddd
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>>698638177
>things that get said in prison.
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>>698638159
i can only wish that i can gaze upon those locks
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>>698638159
Well I saw some guy whose pic was a furry bear. You can use anything that doesn't contain frontal nudity
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>>698638157
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/DedRool/
>blocked

Yeah, name's "Unique Fern" if you're still up for the add.
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>>698638325
give skype
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>>698638344
>Advertising autism
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>>698638345
There are so many Fern's.

I unblocked everyone that I had blocked so re-add me.
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>>698638439
kittykittymeowmeow11
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>>698638515
>Losing your time being a cunt
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