no fluffy thread? fix it
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no fluffy thread? fix it
>>698615620
Post more than one picture, then sure!
Seriously, get five or six or so and dump them to start one of these threads.
>>698615620
Fwuffy fwead? FWUFF YEAH!
>>698616096
heres image two of two
>>698616096
>>698615620
Bump
Is the flugby guy here?
Big fan. Not sure if I still have the POOFY one, but I remember being excited that POOFYies were relevant
>>698616701
Are the flugbies the unusually articulate albeit poorly drawn ones?
Who's up for first POOFY story?
Also note I suck at stories
We are first POOFY
First reply decides where we start out: generic alley, store, etc.
Anyone here willing to RP some fluffy stuff?
>>698616701
Generic alley
>>698617084
Yeah
These guys
>>698617095
Your mothers bed.
>>698617167
No. Leave or post.
>>698617095
that's actually kinda cute
>>698617347
this isn't normal autism, this is some advanced form of autism that i never thought was possible
>>698617582
>>698617526
Well, alright then.
>>698617652
>>698617095
You start under a rotting tree stump.
>>698616995
Do you know who drew this?
>>698617095
It looks like a miniature bear.
>>698617326
Not a REPLY, but
>you are POOFY
>POOFYest POOFY
>as the cold wind blows over the empty streets at night, bringing a plastic bag with it
>wait bag
Do we eat it though?
Even: Good Value Meal
Odd: Nah we eat fluffies or something
>>698617838
We eat that shit. (Am I a girl or boy fluffy?)
What's upsetting the fluffy, /b/?
>>698618544
>tfw it was just ketchup and ramen this whole time
>>698617652
Oh you think this stuff is autism? Then take a look at THIS shit!
Every...single...thread
>>698618544
Someone has convinced it that sketti is made of foals, and is making foalsketti to demonstrate.
>>698618351
BAD value meal
We are POOFY no gender
Not a gender like a Tumblrina tho
Asexual
Like an amoeba or whatever, mind you
>we walk up to the bag
>om nom nom
>this isn't part of POOFY diet
>but you're only POOFY, so maybe it is
>"DIS SMAWTY WAND!"
>shit
What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVP5GwRUB_8
>>698618856
And now the proper way to serve coffee to a fluffy.
>>698618982
oh shit. look around for more food.
>>698619136
I ain't buying no leggies for dat fluffdawg
I'm buying dat nigga straight-up WHEELZ
>>698619370
Oh, you don't even have spend money on wheels for that little freak. Just send him to The Washroom. Its where ALL legless fluffies go.
>>698619298
>you ignore the smarty, not even bothering to look at it
>"HEY! LISTEN TO SMAWTY!"
>nope
>maybe there's something good under this dumpster?
>score, whole herd, all their supplies, all their beautiful, tasty fluff...
>Mmmmm.... Fluff.....
>>698619696
NO DAT NIGGA GETTIN WEELZ
I RACIN DAT NIGGA
Yay fwuffy waited aww day fow nyu fwuffy thwead!
>>698619860
After getting a good bite, I walk out and bite the smart fluffy's ear off.
>>698620023
How about selling it to a carnival? Fluffies love carnivals.
![fargo liek to play favorite].png](https://i.imgur.com/cMhMUkk.png "fargo liek to play favorite].png")
>>698616701
what up, g
i'm always here for you
>>698620368
latest one btw, i've started summarizing popular comics instead of just illustrating common tropes.
>>698620517
Did flugbies start as an attempt to troll Fluffy threads? It kinda seems like it.
>>698620144
>"New fwend?" "New fwend!" "Shh.. babbehs sweepin"
>you walk up to a fluffy
>a light pink dam, soft yellow mane
>you start with that mane
>"H-hu- WAAAAAH! NEW FWEND EATING MANE!"
>after a while of ignoring the cries of protest you feel the softest thump on your side
>we've been stabbed by that red smarty
>let us give him the what of fors
>>698620368
Woot
>>698620984
That's more of shitposting
To me Flugbys seem more like a mix of satire and weirdbox
It's supposed to look like mspaint and Google translate levels of awkward sentences; that's the charm
Then again I'm not him
>>698620984
I think so, but it's honestly such a beautiful thing now
>>698620984
Kinda.
I've seen these threads for years, but recently I got sucked into it. I really wanted to draw comics, but I don't know shit about drawing, so I made the first one as kind of a personal joke. I make sure to draw them all on my laptop with the trackpad to make sure they're extra shitty.
After that, I practiced drawing for a few weeks and started uploading to the booru, but on a whim I posted the original flugby and people seemed to enjoy it, so I kept with it.
I started using them to point out the absurdity of many common headcanon elements (litterpals, enfie babies, etc.), so I guess you could call that trolling, but I mean it all in good fun.
People used to post my booru stuff (not saying who I am) but now people only repost the flugbies, which I think is hilarious because I put very little effort into them.
There's my life's story.
Also here's the "poofy" pic that somebody requested.
>>698622073
I'm really curious - what can you draw when you do your best?
>>698616349
lol why did no one get the Bane reference ?
>>698621067
>you roll on your back
>the smarty, thinking you've surrendered, jumps onto you
>you kick it up with your hind legs, its spine snapping against the bottom of the dumpster
>a few minutes later, you have intestines full of fluff and a broken home behind you
>is that an open window a few stories up there
>oh shit it is
>with your tongue extending your grip greatly you ascend
>let's do this shit
>>698622073
POOOOFY WOOOOOO
>>698622073
Interesting. I always liked them. Interesting take on fluffies.
>>698622492
lol, nothing good, my booru fluffies were really cartoony looking out of necessity.
>>698622705
we got it. it was retarded. like this thread.
why am i even here?
...i wish she was still here
>>698623320
>>698623031
I love these, more pls
>>698622754
Tough crowd.
Or rather, dead thread.
I guess I will continue tomorrow.
>>698616278
moar
>>698624132
lol
This is the one that gave flugbies their name, look at the filename.
Interesting to note that it actually says "flubgy."
>>698624601
Post the rest faggot
>>698624601
that's the only one
>>698625598
meant to reply to you:
>>698625319
I gotta get to bed.
I'm leaving you all with this tutorial so we can all make flugbies in the near future.
>>698625953
still better than Garfield
>>698626544
>iFUNNY
Nigger what
>>698626668
You really gonna complain faggot?
>>698626668
just enjoy
Life of Poopsmear
read this one, you'll like it
>>698627080
Nah I saw this shit before
AUSSIE LEAF CUCK AUTIST EDGELORD DRUMPF SHILL REDDIT SCUM 9FAG UNDERAGE F- shit out of buzzwords
>>698627826
>>698628298
anyone lurking ?
Me
Keep it coming
Where's the next part?
Hurry
>>698629147
Can't upload the last image, to large resalution
heres the ending to Poopsmears life
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/34930#search=user_id%3D2896
>>698616995
moar of this
Like dancing?
Cuz I LOVE DANCING
>>698623320
Get your feely faggot ass out of here.
no bitch would leave a void so big
that you would ruin fluffy abuse.
Grow some balls, you fucking cunt
Da bestes enfs awe unwanted enfs!
>>698631665
>>698631853
>>698631970
Otay ganight evwybody!
>>698631799
Why don't you just go ahead and give me the best milkies
>>698616063
and yet "becasue they breed like rats" they can some how survive outside long enough to be a pest somehow? the cornerstone of justification of all abuse...
>>698618779
so... is the raison detra of a fluffy to have babbies? because that always seems to be what they value above all else...
>>698632102
can a mare even make milk on a shit diet?
>>698632737
That's just it though, they breed during more during warmer weather, but since they do die so easily the streets and sewers are overflowing with fluffy corpses
>>698633297
yes
>>698620244
>spending that much money on a fucking shitrat
>>698633065
To be fair, the reason for every single animal on earth is, at the most simple level, to have babies.
In the case of fluffies it's because they were supposed to a self-manufacturing product, with all the ones sold being fixed first.
>>698633616
could be like 60 bucks and highly reusble
>>698633325
yeah but... how the fuck do they survive to maturity when water, heat, cold, kill them and and tow inch fall breaks bones?
>>698622705
I'm pretty sure that literally everyone got it.
>>698633616
>>698633710
Give them a shoebox and let them drink milk
>>698633635
>To be fair, the reason for every single animal on earth is, at the most simple level, to have babies.
yes but. its weird becasue they are so aware of it. like ALL mare longing for the maternal while even stallions long for babbies too. and all foals love their mammahs, so... its like the family unit is the ultimate longing of the fluffies. I mean to cornerstone of all psychological abuse is doing something to babbies in front of the parents or vice versa.
>>698633710
That's still too much in my opinion. All you really need is a big bag of kibble, water bottle and sorry stick. Everything else in unnecessary
Okay seriously, how many times can people make art of "hurt retard horse-thing because fuck you thats why" There have to be THOUSANDS of these pictures, it's not like there's a whole lot to explore beyond "hurt horse-thing in a somewhat different way"
oh hey a guy just found a horse-thing with babies, and he killed them because apparently every human in this world is an edgy psychopath, and she cried about it... just like the last 300 comics, hey this next one has some guy rip legs off a DADDY fluffy, that's really groundbreaking shit right there.
>>698633710
till they outgrow it...
>>698634439
okay what is the fetish with hurting the fluffies through peppers now...
>>698634572
Smokey wawa
>>698634280
Because the whole idea was to make a cute little creature that once you gene-cobbled a few dozen together you could do away with expensive equiptent and just have them breed, so their little brains were made to want to have families.
It's one more thing that makes fluffies so deliciously tragic when you go a bit deeper than the edgelord fucks screaming about their abuse boners
>>698634361
personally I find alot of the human condition in this comics when I over analyze passed the default conventions. I was only mad in the beginning when the humans were portrayed as justified in hurting the fluffies, now they just say humans are dicks, so I don't get my dander up as much. but there is alot of projection in these comics and feel if you analyze them enough
>>698634819
so by giving them human values we relate to them, experience to same pain through them.
>>698632102
Okay this idea never made sense to me
You like fluffies enough that you'll keep one as a pet, see it smile and play and laugh, but be happy to keep another one in a fucking hellish nightmare of rape and force-feeding it shit.
>>698635540
sick minds write this shit.
>>698633869
doing practically nothing. provided they dont get rained on, hunted, murdered by other fluffies, or die to starvation then they'll be fine. fluffies are also known to run away from their owners for petty bullshit because they're dumb as fuck. thats not the only factor though.
>>698635111
well many people see different things in fluffies, I prefer the innocent childlike happy lil guys with bubblegum brains straight out of a kid's show suddenly thrust into the cold and brutal "real" world and the science fiction overtones, so i dislike the "every fluffy is a fucking asshole all the time" canons and ones where every single person is an abuser because "lol! everyone is a brutal fucking monster if given the chance! It's like the Purge but with carebears!" but i love fluffies facing off against nature, other animals, trying to survive, the hyper-loving nature of fluffs vs mankinds cold and often senselessly brutal treatment of them, and so on.
Others see it as edgy fun or a form of catharsis, that smarty is your boss, that bitch mare is the welfare queen down the block and so on
>>698635540
yes
>>698633869
I like to imagine "wild" fluffies as dealing with the world much like early humans. It's cold, brutal, everything is giant and sabertoothed, and you don't even know if your own kind is going to be friends or fucking kill you for your food.
Add to that god-giants with magic powers who you want to love and worship but seem to kill your kind at random and the life of a fluffy is pretty fucking hardcore when you think about it
>>698635111
The world isn't fair, and we need a means to bring out or channel that value. Its easier for them to be considered lower than vermin, so we can easily force it upon them in our own means,
>>698617167
>RP
What are you a fucking /x/phile?
>>698622705
Because it was fucking stupid
>>698630058
the fact that it ends in hugbox is worse than the abuse poopsmear got
>>698637121
True true, and i know most fluffy stories are simple abusefics or such, i just get bored with the one-sided "Yep everyone and their grandmother is totally down with the horrific torture of sentient creatures with the minds of toddlers that scream and beg for help for the lols"
I don't know a conflicted exterminator who knows his job is nessicary or they'd overpopulate like hell but makes a point to do it quick and clean (which is what you'd want anyway, not some dickhole taking all day and leaving your yard covered in blood and guts) or someone in the story who's against fluffy torture but isn't a neckbeard cheetomonster brony autist
I know it's not exactly the genre for it, its just idea's i'd be curious to see how theyd work
>>698638097
balance my man. the must be a balance between abuse and hug boxery.
>>698617753
I've seen this so many times. I am to god damn old to be laughing so hard at this. But it does it everytime.
>>698638452
it has to end in abuse, though (at least for me)
can't stand knowing there is a fluffy out there actually enjoying its life
>>698638967
that makes the abuse more satisfying. if EVERYTHING about fluffies were just abuse then it would lose its charm.
>>698639067
i like some hugbox leading up to the abuse.
pure hugbox makes me wanna puke
>>698638967
i know you're probably just having fun but that kind of "NO! That fooffy is mildly content and not being raped with a chainsaw! this is worst then double-holocaust HURGLEBURGLE MURGERBOONER HERP DERP RAPE ALL THE BABBEHS!" annoys the shit out of me as much as people whining that "Oh my god the pretend animal is being pretend hurt!"
There is no fluffy being hurt and there is no fluffy being happy, there is no fluffy, stop whining because it's something you don't like and let people who like it like it.
>>698634779
Damn i like this artist
>>698639257
what are these "parasites"? This is the first ive heard of such things.
>>698628298
Who would fuck a fluffy? I know they are intelligent and all, allowing for Rape, but don't people have standards?
>>698625178
Abuse?
>>698637121
>>698638276
the new fluffy fixation on gore and fluffy-on-fluffy violence is more common because it is easy, just replace humans with fluffies. but fluffies are not human, you'd never see a fluffy operate machines of war precisely because they cannot comprehend the concept of deliberate violence.
the old school and often written stories focus on the emotional or psychological abuse because the written word can often better portray the feelings involved.
that being said, feral fluffies which pertake in violence for food or lust make sense because these are biological needs. there's no need in killing a foal if they're not going to eat it. and if they did intend, it would take a lot of effort to mash it first to make it look like the food they want. i dont see how an adult could mechanically enf a baby though, it'd be much easier to dominate another adult fluffy.
>>698638550
This is my favouritest Carnivious Duck drawing
>>698616278
people have finally started reposting my shit
>>698640215
I've always imagined ferals are sort of like the psychos in a mad max movie. Living on the streets must be like fucking fallout for them so they get "brutal"
Also fluffies are made to desire affection and comfort, they /need/ hugs and pets. so when you're a feral who has never known a kind hand you need any good feeling, especially the bestest good feels.
>>698641143
nah, they're programmed to seek it, when they can't find any, then they slowly break. they're walking, talking tragedies, which then have to do awful things to survive, but that's all it is, survival. not knowing a daddy/mommy doesn't mean they've forgotten about getting one.
>>698639796
Wolfram was a top-notch abuse artist before he became a fucking faggot, deleted all his shit, then left the 'booru over the ensuing backlash.
Of course, now the 'booru itself has become cancerous, with poorly-written "Terms of Service" and everything.
>>698641672
im inclined to agree with you on the state of the booru
however, that does not explain the parasites
is there some other content about them that could fill me in?
>>698641601
oh absolutely, even many-generation ferals still have the implanted urge to make humans happy and give love and hugs.
Sketti is probably like a mythical ambrosia and "Daddeh's Warm Housie" is like fluffy Vallhalla
>>698641950
Wolfram had a lot of ideas he's just sort of toss out and see what stuck, i'm still mad at the fucker for not finishing that story with the one-legged fluffy and the baby one. I was INVESTED in that shit
>>698642333
ah, so it was just one of Wolfram's ideas that didnt pan out?
I agree with you there. it seems a lot of fluffy artists jumped ship right as their stories were getting interesting
>>698642466
Well fuck, the other two images are too big to upload.
>>698643234
dont worry, they've been uploaded before
we've seen it
>>698643547
i haven't and i am intrigued
>>698642333
Mocha was his name. Feel the same, good story with no abuse and good characters.
My favorite was the one with the legless feral foal in the cave whose mother was caring for him. Real sadbox.
