Canada thread. Area codes, hookups and nudes. Give 'er.
>>698614379
416 reportin
905, vaughan
yo i live in kitchener, im going into north bay tomorrow
>>698615280
More
>>698615716
I'm always the only one who posts in this thread.
204
Calgary fag here.
902
Worst province checking in
250 - victoria BC
>>698616476
how is living there? My cousin wants to move there with her and her roommate
>>698616032
>>698616032
A belly? your fucking retarded
>>698616629
I'm waiting for other contributions bud. Here's another core shot for ya
anyone got 514 nudes?
>>698614379
anybody got tess ruscica? in 519
>>698616754
so how much herpes do you have?
>>698616856
none lol not sure how you came to that thought
>>698615280
What part?
>>698616942
it's easy to get and you seem like a slut
you probably do have it but it's dormant
when was the last time you had a std test?
I'm that guy with the big collection of 416. If you know who to ask for, ask away.
418 here
>>698614379
705 ssm ontario!!!
Anyone want coffee?
24/m
kek
>>698617161
this is why autism never gets laid.
play it safe bro.
204 checking in
>>698616830
no but i have a mutual friend on facebook lmao
>Upper Canada Rebellion // 416
>East Coast Resistance Movement // 902
>Front de libération du Québec // 514
>tfw your country so subdued you gotta personally lead 3 insurrections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYvmm0Ofmc
>>698617226
Got any vaughan ones with faces?
>>698617161
lol virgin detected
>>698617321
n1 buddy
519 ldot
>>698617321
lmaoooo
>>698617340
it's autistic to be curious about herpes?
I read a thread on here that said that shit can lay dormant for 10 fucking years and now it's on my mind
I'm too much of a bitch to get tested though. Ignorance is bliss
819 here
>>698617369
lolol any wins from 519
>>698617529
nah bro, but I haven't gotten laid for like 2 years now
>>698616531
Right here bi
604
26/m
604 clovy
>>698617567
lmaoooooooo
>>698617321
loool this is so true
416
East end TO
>>698617703
no sadly
>>698617716
>>698617161
lol does it look like my cock has herpes here?
>>698616942
416 here you're hawt please keep contributing don't mind fags who contribute absolutely nothing to the thread but
>sperg hurr durr cancer i hate women tfw mom doesn't love me did i take my autism meds today shitpost shitpost
Ill hang with you, not sure if really down to hookup tho.. Female btw.. My kik is orennishiii 21 yrs old and live in Mississauga ON
>>698617990
lol I'm a dude posting fuck buddies. Contributed 3 vaughan chicks so far gotten nothing in return.
>>698617315
Kek my old home town.
How's life in Sewer Stain Misery?
>live in Alberta
>don't have cowboy hat
>>698617911
>itt: we act like toronto is baltimore
fuck you east side tamil tigger niggers
doomztown mother fucker
905 / 416 here.
778 Victoria here
Fag from Chestermere here (east of Calgary)
>implying anyone here even knows where that is.
>>698615303
north bay fag here. sup
>>698618257
>>698616563
sup vancouver island
>>698617161
hahaha THIS
>>698617340
look a white knight cuck
>>698617529
another white knight faggot
>>698618188
oh sry was kinda having more fun with these funny canada memes :DD
least you contributing tho
here some hoe from richmond hill, cause east side yankee hoes give it up fast to west side confederate niggaz
>>698618257
778/250 kelowna here
780
YEEEHAWWW
613 area here
26 M Ottawa, looking to hook up. If you blaze, I can always supply
>>698618483
you from the island? i used to live in campbell river
>>698618352
nm lol, i was in north bay a couple weeks ago i was in fannies and saw this chick pick up a 20$ out of a guys mouth with her snatch lmao
>>698618520
lol nice post! I've got a couple other vaughan chicks to share
>>698614379
Calgary here. Drinking and doing some blow. Think ones making me anxious as shit and the other is slightly calming it. Oh well.
>>698618207
I had a sweet ass cowboy hat but drunkenly let some ho wear it at stampede and never saw it again. RIP hat.
>>698618650
yeah i'm in nantown, just spent a week in victoria on a work assignment
613 reportin' in
>>698615280
905 sauce plz I'll send some 905's in return
Kik corey1one
>>698618207
What city m8?
>>698618659
nigga that happens there every day. the black girl there loves the coke though.
250 Cowichan Valley.
Looking for a part time cumslut
>>698618315
Of course some of us know where Chesterslew is heh
519 windsor anyone?
>>698618218
Oh my. I'm in the nice part of toronto.
Those ethnic people aren't allowed here, except to deliver food. Please keep your protests away from me.
>>698618721
where you from?
>>698618776
sans kik
>>698618722
dope thats not a bad place
905 Niagara. Name is Lyla. Want more?
>>698618507
>sperg sperg cuck trump tfw not american
we've established in a few threads that canadians are now officially passive aggressive douchebags if you hadn't herd. if you anywhere other than the US or UK or AUS with a Canadian flag on your hiking pack you will probably be kidnapped and sold into slavery.
RIP CANADA
1944 - 1971
>>698618352
also went to this bar down town think it was called the moose, was a pretty chill time, me and my buddies were swimming in the lake at like 3am
>>698618884
vic, you?
>>698618774
helloo, what side of ottawa you on?
>>698619038
moose is a good time. voys where its at fridays/saturdays. and boat
>tfw can't post this meme anymore
>posts it anyway
>>698618698
i got some more of her, met her on /b/ actually
>>698618201
Its what you make it.
as long as the natives stay chill and the hicks stay the fuck away. its good
>>698619031
But diversity is strength. Praise Trudeau, its 2016
Where my capers at?
>>698619109
k-town
>>698619031
fuck you
>>698619185
also met her on /b/ when /b/ was less cancerous than it is now
>>698618846
Im surprised. For a shit hole city like Chestermere I thought it would go unnoticed.
>>698619126
east, you?
905 St Catharines reporting
>>698619182
>>698619182
yea yo i was at the boat the chick servers there were rele hot had the shortest skirts on
>>698619015
Pretty epic tits.
>>698619235
cool, I've never been there, whats it like?
>>698618606
You in the city /b/ro?
>>698618218
The best solution to the west end's problems
>>698619355
south west
>>698619351
Knew where it was before but my Ex loved to drive out there for whatever reason. I guess you can see stars a bit better but I never understood.
>>698618606
West side's the only good side of the city.
>>698619208
>IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH! FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! ALL HAIL ZOG MASTER JEWDEAU! IT'S 2016,000,000 JEWS!
pssst... wanna start rebellion? don't decide until you listen to our battle anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEkSzcGIfW0
>>698619521
dummy, u just fucked up 2 of the most important freeways in the province
>>698619185
lol you didn't meet her on /b/ I'm OP of these pics, but they've been floating around lately.
>>698619401
yeah love those lil sluts
>>698619476
its not bad, kinda like vic but bigger and hotter haha
No Ottawa girls online tonight?
>>698619521
pretty much ground zero'd me bru
moving for school in sept but i still haven't found a place or given my 2 months now
Small town 780 here
250 victoria
519 Cambridge. Who wants to go grab some Twice the Deal?
905 Hamiltonfag here
>>698619711
Im sure those highways can take 5psi no sweat.
>>698619969
Hey ;)
>>698620003
who's this?
>>698619734
was talking about the chick i was posting -.-
you know, actually win of
>>698614379
Where's the wins?
>>698617387
Nope. Mostly Toronto.
604 here, anyone else got some wins?
London Ontario here
>>698620286
Someone has to have some
>>698620153
Hey no kik here but you wanna chat?
email me [email protected]
>>698620242
ahh my bad /b/ro, she's hot keep posting! Here's a woodbridge snob of mine getting pounded
>>698619687
I grew up 905 suburbs and I know I wasn't racist at all.
But as soon as I moved to the city, fuck do I hate blacks and browns. The worst neighborhoods are full of em, they smeel like shit.
Every attempted assault/mugging has been by one of them. Throw in the protests (like that heero who dindu nuffin but whip his dick out on a street car and try to stab some whities before getting shot) and the fucking black history month faggots outside the mall all year and fuck I hate them now.
>>698620324
Post em. Any beaches/scarborough girls?
>>698616531
Fuck you bruh 902 is the best
>>698619875
nice, that's cool
204
>>698618606
Also edmonfag
>>698620003
got nudes?
>>698617321
nb should be the pic for ns; where trailer park boys came from, and stfx
>>698619261
found the counterfeit consumer canukistanian
these threads are also fully of tim hortons and crappy tire canadians who think canadian culture is nickleback and degrassi
>smdh millennials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGtRKx4ypY
>>698620655
Where from 204 , I'm from south of Brandon
>>698620541
Haha mostly west end. Kwyjibo?
>>698620375
Any of these 3?
>>698620716
I want Kidstreet back. That gameshow was the shit.
>>698619734
These pics are garbage
>>698619335
Got more of that piercing?
306 flatlander reporting in, any /b/ros?
>>698620153
lol change your mind?
Sarah Ve, Sud 705
Any traps/MTFS ?
Halifax Nova Scotia!!
416 TO
StrikeANerv on kik if anyone wants to chat
>>698620516
Really? I live in concord/thornhill area and the muslims are dickwads but I know lots of hindu people in Markham and nearly all of them are kind people. Are you sure they arent all muslims? Don't know any blacks though
>>698621796
Nobody cares about Lindsay
>>698620349
I used to live there
byron to be exact
>>698620513
zal'good, friend. thanks for contributing
>pounded
>third degree burns on the pussy
shieeeeet.... you weren't kidding, guy
>etobicoke
>very diverse high school,
>hung w/ thugged blacks, nerdy serbs and flips
>black guy stole my bike
>year later he gave me a blackhawks jersey in return and we tag teamed some white hoe
>asks for jersey back later :\
this and i worked immigration security for 3 years, legal aid ontario for 1... fuck everyone basically but yeah definitely pron to racist thoughts sometimes not so much because of liberal gaslighting and /pol/ock repilling, but it just sucks being the only white person for miles sometimes. also black people are the worst fucking drivers ever. then syrians. the chick are pretty average here cause most people drive like shit in toronto, and other wise a lot of chicks and punjabis are more canadian than some whites imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1ircqQklo
>>698621993
lol she is Halifax tho
>>698621996
where you at now? Are you on Skype?
709 St Johns
whaddyat
>>698620556
where at bud, sackville here
905 Hamilton, fuckin nothing but shit here
any 705 Barrie fags here?
>>698622140
bud been seening this pic, anything OC?
>>698622230
nope hali
>>698622297
>>698620556
902!
>>698621306
Stoonfag reporting
>>698622307
Lots of dead kids
>>698622422
604
Burnabyfag
>>698621901
They probably are muzzies.
I lived in etobicoke for a while, and it was fucking shitty. smelled like garbage, lots of trash.
>>698617810
>>698617819
>>698620345
waddup vancouver fags
604/778 reporting in
>>698621850
femanon or /b/ro?
>>698622422
same anon I want more of her.
know her?
>>698622532
ahh anon I love that gif the way she looks back so fucking hot
>>698621075
any of you friends remember The Odyssey w/ Ryan Reynolds? That show and Captain Power is so my childhood.
>>698621303
nuh more pussy shots sry bruh scroll up for her ass tho.
here have some feet. im sick of posting this wack bitch, moving along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M678PVOf5F0
902
>>698622957
who is that anon?
416
>>698622735
Bro
>>698623043
Lives in bedford
705 reporting in
>>698619441
Post them
>>698622735
>femanon
this was the beginning of the sjw cancer. just fucking meet up
>if girl, illegally stream and chill
>if girly guy, dress up like girl, illegally stream and chill
>if guy guy, fight or go drink and commit acts of petty larceny
>if rival gang member turn 360 degrees and walk the dinosaur
>>698623099
please dear god post more aquarium girl
>>698622309
Yoo, Barrie here
S' up
>>698622309
Right here buddy
>>698622532
im in hali
any Barrie nudes?
Megan McLean?
>>698623265
The girl in your pic?
nice
>>698623480
Yeah I feel this
met some cool people from here
the people who actually come out for a meet generally aren't to fucking weird
have met some fucking weirdos tho
>>698623707
please, for the love of all that is holy, dump all you have of her
>>698623695
woot woot
>>698623099
Is she Scandinavian?
any sackville 902 nudes?
>>698615280
>>698616032
>>698616754
first name or initials?
>>698623721
No, but post what wins you have
>>698623099
>spend all monies on aquarium
>bitches love aquarium
>no money left for furniture, decorative items, or bed
>bitch gives no fucks is memorized by aquarium lets you cum in her ass while staring at fish
well played, buddy
416 Scarborough male bi
lol: glassypasta
>>698623099
>>698623707
>>698623805
>>698624044
It's a pretty famous public location, not a personal tank.
>>698623929
I think she's half Sweedish, half Scottish or something. Why?
>>698623480
I just asked so I know how to behave. Im less likely gonna text a girl "yoooo whaddup cuz lets go smoke Ls and fuck bitches" or some shit
>>698617371
Where it says dirty hippies, it's actually the most redneck conservative part of bc. The hippies are in the city
250. Fucking. Quesnel.
Looks like all the 403 took off. Ah well
>>698624286
Ripley;s?
>>698624417
Yikes, I didn't know anyone under 35 lived in fucking Quesnel of all places
>>698623829
YA YAAAAA
lets get some hookers
>>698617982
live in toronto, lets hook up.
>>698623762
why tinychat was still good i used to meet a lot of people off there so people i met from canada/ontario threads i'd filter them into our rooms via custom url (we were always getting banned for nudity, lolis, randoms coming in and disfiguring themselves for our amusement so we set up a domain with a meta link to whatever smurf room we were occupying) to see if they were legit, hawt, w/e
i was kind of a internet celebrity for a minute i got more pussy from that shit than i did in hs... which admittedly was not a lot ;-;
>>698624286
Some of these images have been posted and the poster said they were shot in Sweden.
>>698624653
any good ones. actually the girl in my pics used to be an escort not sure if she still is
>>698624417
Correlieu 07 ;)
>>698624753
I think my goal is to fuck an internet ho
I dont know why.
meetups have had guys and gals but i always end up just drinking heavy and having fun
>>698624890
chick looks swedish. i don't recognize the tank but i haven't been to the zoo, rom, or science center in ages
>all dat toronto culture
>spend all day in foxhole hiding from isis militants and police death squads
>>698624286
90% sure that's the toronto zoo judging by the tiger. they have fish there too.
would you guys consider north york between finch/steels to still be urban or is that already suburbs to you?
>>698616531
902, Antigonish, where are you?
>>698621306
Yorkton
>>698624286
>>698623099
>>698623707
>>698624605
Heh, yeah.
>>698624890
I dunno. I've posted them before, but never said it was in Sweeden...
>>698625227
rom is the best place to bring bitches(of either sex) if you're funny. talking shit about art is fun as fuck
science center is fun for nostalgia and being actually educational
>>698625218
this was like 2008-2013 though. internet was like a radically different place then.
>>698625218
I regularly target and groom Internet hos to fuck on the side. It's easy but I have 600,000 followers somewhere so obviously that helps.
>>698625474
Any chances you'd share her with someone from here?
>>698625474
any more of this goddess?
>>698623721
HA!
i know her! but dont have her wins :(
250 boys!
>>698625678
Got any Liz Munro?
anybody know girl from york u?
>>698618552
ayyy which part?
>>698625738
what city do you live in?
>>698619191
Kek the sewer used to be awesome.
But all my problems went away when I left. All I miss is the bush there now. It does have some awesome country out there.
I don't miss dropping 75 resumes with a uni degree and no call unless you applied at the call centres. Turns out it's still the same way now from what I hear.
>>698625542
Im sad I only got the tail end of it.
Started actually meeting people around 2012.
I found some other boards are great for meetups tho
/cgl/ has great parties
>>698625830
3rd year. Which campus?
21/f from 519 winssss c:
>>698626139
Wow
>>698625523
ago is good too. i fucked a chick in that parking garage in kensington market once. if you got some money just walk bloor like pretty much from the rom to sherbourne. there is a fancy french bistro just before young, and fionn macCool's at jarvis if you're into irish pubs. the best thing about taking girls downtown is there is always tons of super hotter girls and so they get really self conscious and if you make them feel pretty, like you said give them a laugh or show them something cool, you getting in that like snap
Ottawa, central
>>698623721
Any Barrie folk have a girl named Georgia? Vegan, barista type
>>698626139
>>698626215
Yeah.
>>698626197
Post 'em
>>698626139
I have nudes from a girl there but she'd literally kill me or call the cops if i showed you. you know any girls names there that start with d?
506 Woodstock here
>>698626453
She send you these?
>>698622541
sup /b/rother
any MTF traps lurking
No 867 YT?
>>698626487
Post them anyway.
Yeah, I do know girls with a name that starts with D. It's common...
>>698626601
Yeah. Just have to ask. I can text her now and ask for something if you've got a request. Can't ask her for timestamps though obviously.
>>698626275
fuck yeah bud
The self negging is the best fucking way
Its hilarious. Theres scores of dudes who look better than me but i dont give a shit
Anyone want to float a why girls always compare themselves?
>>698618552
250 Kelowna
>>698626901
name some. if you name her ill post
>>698625913
yeah i used go to fan expo with ppl from online. this one year we were all broke so we just bought 2 tickets and one person would systematically sneak out with both ticket stubs, rub the the stamp off against one of the ticketless peeps hands and give ticket, go back in, then first person would go out and repeat process (old rave trick)
i'm kinda over it now though. i wasn't in school or working then all i did was party and clown around on the internet (eventually we were sql injecting tinychat using firebug so we could hijack any room and even admins couldn't ban us) but now i'm like back in school, have a very small group of friends i don't see a lot. spend a lot of time reading or studying. its like i miss it and i don't.
just make the best of every generation, anon. although this one feels kinda shit unless you're a transracial transgender transsexual transcending transatlantic transcontinental transfer student ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also fuck, marry, kill?
306 toon town
>>698620671
want a blowjob ?
>>698627190
Kill the middle for sure.
Other 2 is a toss up. Fuck em both, marry the better lay
>>698627006
Nice, keep it coming. Timestamp?
>>698627106
Can you give me any more clues? I'm giving you some OC man...
902 hfx reporting in
306/780 Lloydminster
>>698627106
Is it denise?
I also know a haley from york u who got around
!
>>698627551
Nope, not Denise
>>698627408
Mine is OC as well, she gave me 70+ nudes, and some vids and I never even met her. Your hint is that she has a smoking body, like a solid 9/10 at least
>>698626972
fuck i read this based quote about how girl's self esteem and ego is totally based off externals like how they fit into a man's world but i forgot the author. he's like 17th or 18th century sociology, well known, just forgot his name...
anyway my experience is like if another girl flirts with you while you're with a girl, again, you getting laid like tile. though probably most of my gfs and hookups were cluster b and c personalities. aside from having a decent sized dick and not being a complete beta, certainly not alpha tho, a lot of chicks fall in love with me just from like conversations we have about some tv series or music i'll introduce her too. and then once they're in llluuuvvvv nigga you get away with anything
>>698624445
I'm here now bro. How's it going?
250
519, banting girls?
>>698624927
Hey I just moved here recently.
>>698617310
Lonely as fuck in Quebec isn't it?
>>698627909
God, fuck luwv. I don't know why all the chicks im banging fall for me. Im not alpha for grade a meat. I tell them all at the start I dont fall in love and they still fucking fall. One chick i "broke her heart" 3 fuicking times because she kept coming back after i told her i would never love her
306/male/ 19
You boys like the ledge?
>>698627006
hawt. moar plox
>>698627358
cmon, bro. lets be honest. unless you zdeno chara or gsp you ain't gonna be able to kill that bitch unless you got a battleship. you gotta marry her, have giant alpha offspring, and choose one of the generic rave sluts to keep as your fucktoy fluffer so you can actually impregnate beastor. and who knows, snuffing the remaining rave slut could be fun
>>698628354
yeah i had a situation like that with a milf i worked with. basically banged her cause like her marriage had been so shit and she had tragic track record with me and i though she was pretty cool lady great legs and style yada yada stayed with her cause it was easy but never called her my gf or said i love you but she was totally in love with me. broke it down with the olde 'i love you im just not in love with you' many times still. this is also when i figured out im not really into squirting. like at first its cool
>yeah im fucking this bitch so hard shes squirting
but then like you gotta change your sheets after sex all the time or fuck in the shower or on a hardwood floor its just a pain in the ass
>>698627408
Just post some good ones already.
>>698629115
Is her name Sara?
approaching bump limit. this has been bretty good thread guise
Still no 204 wins :(
>>698627803
Debbie
>>698629275
>half the girls in the world named sara
das et meng
>>698629113
>>698627358
He could always get her hooked on the cheesy potatos only diet. Im sure that bitch is dead by now.
>>698629438
Nope, it's not an English name
>>698614379
norfolk county?
>>698629625
ya prolly
>>698627947
Just chilling for now. Morning was brutal cause I went way too hard on the weekend. Was supposed to go to the pub earlier but had to say fuck it.
>>698629682
Darcy Demi Dalia Dana Dani
breh I just want them nude vids
647 islington and bloor what's up
any more dank canadian memes?
403 reporting for duty
>>698621796
Name?
>>698630133
>Darcy Demi Dalia Dana Dani
He said not english. Think more like Darby or something even though mines not far off from english. lol
>>698630011
>tfw you know dats some shibu asa ryo
>tfw loli is technically illegal in canada
post more faggot
>>698630133
all wrong
im literally risking prison by posting them
>>698630248
Welcome Calgarybro.
>>698630255
lindsay graham
>>698630559
>>698616754
>bud
Yep, you're 905 alright.
>>698630474
suh
204 What up from Winnipeg bros
>>698630659
Chillin. Was gonna try and have an easy night but that didn't work so just drinking and some other shit.
>>698630559
threads about to hit bump limit anyway way short of image cap... dump dat shit like its hot
>>698630782
613 Chesterville
Worst town besides Cornwall.
>>698629682
Daquan Denisha
or drop a kik and itll be our secret
This is a fucked up thread you fucks
>>698630443
Its prison for droppping nudes now?
>>698630929
the 604 reporting squamish
>>698631024
Was alright till guroman decided to have fun.
>>698630905
k this shit is all wack. you can stop posting now i can tell you're a cop by your shitty taste in guro and resolutions. also a spider just landed on my laptop to say fuck you... he's rrrrrly cute.
>>698630811
rick and morty is on
>>698630895
j_ryan65
>>698631053
pretty sure it's prison for being a white cis male now in canada
>>698631161
It is? cool. Olympic shit done on ctv or whatever and im listening to news.
>>698631024
Don't fetish shame me.
>>698631024
we're past bump limit and 404 is imminent you cancerous newfag crappy tire canadian got get a tims eh and fuck off
>>698631278
It's all good. Just wait till the day you turn into this guy. Goodluck
>>698617982
any info? or more vids?
>>698631053
sharing nudes is punishable by up to 18 months here nigga
>>698631428
jokes om you my mom is already dead
>;-;
>>698631278
Does this shit actually turn you on? I mean, I won't shame that cause I don't give a fuck but damn
>>698631446
Jokes on you, I'm into babyplay. Fuck you.
>>698631428
Sure. Maybe if you gave that to me in an email in the 90's. Hows it feel to use 30 year old memes in a shittier way your parents did.
>>698630698
whattup, downtown here, you smoke?
>>698620655
Finally 204! I had heaps from Thompson and Winnipeg but lost most when my phone ended up in the ocean...
>>698631097
In related news a Koenigsegg was driving the Sea To Sky highway today. wish Id had my camera along. That is one loud car under power
>>698631496
jesus christ this country
>>698631608
Heck yeah, what area are you from? Maybe we could meet up and I'll give you some of my H manga. you'll like it. Also are you into diapers?
>>698631234
Im still around, 50 year old cisscum that I am, mansplaining and mansreading everywhere I go
peace out cub scouts
>>698621306
lashburn
>>698631624
Yet you still replied. You make fun of me but your the dumb boon who still believes in superstitions.
>>698631649
why?
>>698627549
same
>>698631644
sheeeiit yeah I smoke, but I'm pretty much asleep now cause I'm a boring fuck.
>>698631624
dats da joke meng. the act of responding to it trolls ppl who don't
