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let's do dis
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>>698604201
" Wanna come over and make me a sandwich? "
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>>698604944
Post results OP
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hurry before she unmatches
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i meant let me make you a sandwich :)
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Yo, you a spaceman? Cuz I hot a rocket for uranus
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>>698605167
I'm a cripple and cant do it myself please help!
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>>698605577
Double dubs demands.
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keep em coming
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>>698605729
Fuck OP, you coulda at least fixed the spelling-
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>>698605789
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>698605789
can i put my winky in your kitchen sinky?
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>>698605789
ty , got it from my mom
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>>698605902
roll
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>>698605789
For real though, please peg me.
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Say this: I want to go deep inside them sugarwalls
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Hitler
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>>698605969
reroll
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What's your favorite color? :)
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>>698605902

Re-rollin' for dis.
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>>698605789
My mommy says I'm very good at making her feel good. The other day my daddy beat me up for some reason, does this also happen to you?
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>>698606422
WINRAR YES
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>>698605789
Your phone is at fucking 5% man
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>>698606422
Kek
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I make the best grilled cheeses. Tested them out with my Mom and Dad and their fuck buddy, Steve, the other day and they all loved them. Can I make you one sometime?
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>>698606464
Lmao
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>>698606464
Plug it the fuck in
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I WILL DEVOUR YOUR NIGGER FETUS YOU WHORE
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>>698606563
Reroll
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"I have a masturbation addiction, any advice?"
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>>698606505
Roll
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>>698606563
COME ON PLEASE GET DUBS
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>>698606666
GOD U FUCKIN CUNT
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>>698604201
"Don't talk to me i have a girlfriend"
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>>698606677
WINWAR
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>>698606422
OP YOU FUCK, YOU BETTER DELIVER THIS
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>>698606666
satan quads
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cuz quads
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>>698606422
>>698606666
>>698606677

Damn.
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kek
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guys ops phone died
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Did I ever tell you that I want to wear a big yellow smiley-face mask and then put on the CD version of Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' and then take a girl and a dog - a collie, a chow, a sharpei, it doesn't really matter - and then hook up this transfusion pump, this IV set, and switch their blood, you know, pump the dog's blood into the hardbody and vice versa, did I ever tell you this?
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>>698606921
>>698606947
Never mind you plugged it in close call
If dubs say cats are cute lets fuck
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>>698606921
>>698606422
Fuck you, OP, I got dubs first
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she's probably so confused lol
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>>698607044
Ha
If dubs say Kira is my god
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I bet it would look like grilled cheese if I spread your pussy lips apart
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I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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>>698606677
Here's dubs
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>>698607044
And again
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>>698607203
Reroll
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>>698607109
Snapping Juan balcazar now
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What is your opinion on the capital gains tax?
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>>698607282

Post results.
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Would you like to hear more about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?
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I WILL DEVOUR YOUR NIGGER FETUS
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>>698607282
thats my nigga
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>>698607376
Ok
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>>698607432
Reroll
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If you don't suck my puppie's teeny weeny micropeepee right now, I'm gonna fuck your assshole so hard with my kneecap that niggers are gonna come out
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>>698607432
Rollll
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raivioli ravioli can i see your pussyoli
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"btw im posting screenshots of our convo on 4chan which is a place for pedos like me where all can see"
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>>698607575
roll
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>>698607432
Rerolling for nigger fetus
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>>698607482
dude why
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>>698607614
roollll
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>>698607614
rollerino
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>>698607633
Winwar
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You're a dumb ugly bitch. I wanna stab you and play with your blood.
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>>698604201
Are black people contributing members to society
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>>698607614
top fucking kek
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>>698607394
Roll
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no more
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>>698607633
winrar
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>>698607794
>what
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>>698607794
Top kek
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So do you want to go to TGI Fridays tomorrow? My mom won't be home so I have to go somewhere else to get my chicken tendies.
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Do you like placenta cakes?
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>>698607941
Reroll for this
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Ok time for real talk
I like you rachal and I have no fucking clue what to do about it. Its killing me wondering what you might feel also for me please respond and dont ignore ris., i think im gonna die of anxity of you dont text me back
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y'all wanna see pics of this thot
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>>698607925
rollarino
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>>698607794
tell her that youre posting this to a pedo site, send her the link to this thread and then send her an unsolicited horse cock pic
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Ask for her snapchat
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Can i see your fetus hole?
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>>698608039
lol reroll
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>>698608119
FUCKING THIS
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Number?
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So what's your number you stupid bitch?
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Give me a shot of those milk duds
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>>698608199
winrar
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>>698607221
Reroll
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>>698608199
we have a winrar
also this
>>698608039
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lmao this should be good
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>>698607941
Reroll
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dis gon b good
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>>698608199
Kek city
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>>698608199
If op doesnt deliver we ll raid that snapchat friend of yours with dick pics
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I am sexual lyrics attracted to you, coitus?
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yooo
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Should cp be legal?
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>>698608565
You're welcome OP
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>>698607925
reroll except add
on a date
between to go and to TGI
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>>698608565
It's a trap
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>>698608565

Nice.
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>>698608565
now is the moment when everyone start spamming dick pics
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>>698608565
Text her this >>698608695
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Holy shit we're getting OP laid
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lmao
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Ask 4 the sexual
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>>698608809
>17
>17
>17
ABORT ABORT ABORT
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>>698608809
damn she fat tho

if dubs: damn you fat tho
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>>698608695
>>698608787
reroll for chicken tendies
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Hahaha, I'm autistic :)
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We should meet one of these days so we can go to the park or sth after having sex for five hours, if you like?
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Rach on my asshole, so many pimples. yummy yummy ass pimples
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Like they say pictures are just the tip of the icebergs
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>>698608955
do it op
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>>698608955
nice
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>>698608809
Op better dip mofo
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>>698609011
checked
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she's actually fine, help me get her number/snap cause I'm visiting this city and leaving tmwr
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>>698608955
winrar
fgt winrar but winrar nonetheless
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You're such a fucking slut you dumb whore, if you died today would anyone show up at your funeral? SAY SOMETHING HOE
>after reply or 2 mins of silence: "Hahah, sorry that was my cat, he's autistic"
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>>698609085
So listen I want you to shove a couple of D batteries up my ass tonight. Are you free?
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Lol
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I will make you wipe your ass with a handful of scorpions
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>>698609155
checked
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>>698609085
I might be picky/choosy with this one
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>>698609085
ay you got that boy pussy?
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>>698609155

That was fast.

Delivar.
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>>698609220
are you this much of a faggot?
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>>698609220
Fucking white knight.
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>>698609220
oh shiiiiit HAHAHAHAHAHA TOP KEK YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
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>>698609266
You don't get to play the game with us and pick
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>>698604201
Poo pop
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>>698609344
winrar
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>>698604201
I always see this app being used what is it
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>>698609344
kek
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>>698608955
use this dubs then
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>>698609348
if you saw what she looks like you'd understand mate
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>>698609459
Facebook Messenger
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>>698609459
tinder, cunt
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>>698609344
WINRAR
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>>698609220
What an idiot
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>>698608809
TACTICAL 4CHAN PARTY VAN INCOMING ETA 5 MINUTES!!!! GET OUT OF THERE
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>>698609220
this is the cancer that killed everything
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>>698609542
Thanks faggot
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she's cute af, help me get her snap
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Hey OP you're fucked. Lol she called me too.
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Please send that to her you beta fag
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>>698608903
>>698609475
what?
is there a legal age for whales too?
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>>698609766
Hey whats your snap?
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I'm gay
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>>698609686
She's 17 mate who gives a fuck.
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>>698609791
jajajajajaja
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>>698609085
If my weedle used harden would it be super effective?
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>>698609766
>iTunes
Lmao

Tit for tat on snap?
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>>698609791
Send the response nigger
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>>698609791
What kind of homo fag is this being?
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>>698609791
Top fucking kek.
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>>698609999
nice quads
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>>698609791
Oh you crossed the line you fucker
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>>698609791
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>>698609999

Quads has spoken. Nice get.
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>>698609999
Check em
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>>698609791
can you faggots stop white knighting holy shit
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>>698609220
>>698609791
Same fagging for no pourpose but faggity
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>>698609791
He's not doing anything illegal though lol
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>>698609791
Have fun OP :-)
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>>698610084
4chan's summer fags.
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Dis is all fake, fuck you faggots
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>>698610188
Wow...you stupid white knight fucking bitch
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>>698610188

>gets taken down
>call the cops

Kek.
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>>698610188
someone text her and get the white knight's number. Then we can have some fun.
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>>698610084
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>>698609791
Mai gawd this fgt
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>>698610188
Super saiyan kek.
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>>698610188
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>>698610188
This is why we can't have nice things
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>>698610188
Deuche, you are posting a conversation with her too, but guess what nobody else cares enough to tell her
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fucking normal fags
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>>698610188
Lol this faggot thinks he's cool by doing this. What a beta cucklord. OP actually delivered and this is how you repay him
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Who wants me to text her and get that white Knight's number?
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>>698610369
This
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>>698610527
DO IT
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>>698610527
Do it
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>>698610527
this
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>>698610527
yes please
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call and get the white knights number let's go boys
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>>698610486
It's not about being cool, it's about being funny and careless as fuck.
Nobody gives a fuck if OP delivered.
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Send her this
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>>698610369
Bump !!!
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>>698609791
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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op here, I unmatched her
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>>698610527
Lol
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>>698610527
Yes plz
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>>698610188
this thread is 200% better now
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>>698610527
do eet
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>>698610188
Fucking faggot, go back to
reddit you white knight dick sniffer.
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>>698604201
If dubs send her a picture of your doodle with a smiley face drawn on it in sharpie

If singles do it as well.
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this is going south fast for OP
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>>698610677
No one is laughing. You're a complete faggot.
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:-)
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>>698610527
If you get white knights number I will SWAT him faggots.
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ask for the white knight's number
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>>698610188
Faggot ass white knight you disgust me.
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>>698610920
idiot, you keep on giving out her number
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Okay, I am going to get that white knights number, give me a minute so that I can text her anonymously without her getting my number
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>get white knights number
>figure out where he lives
>call SWAT on his house
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>>698610920
you are a massive faggot
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>>698606666
CHECKED
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>>698611073
kek
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>>698610920
this faggot thinks she's going to like him for this. Fucking fag
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>>698610677
Nobody cares even less about the attention whore that did this
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>>698611129
hahaha this
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>>698609220
Eat shit you White Knight faggot. 2 can play this game.
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>>698611091
when you ask for the white knights info say he's
reposting her phone number
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>>698611091
>text her
>anonymously

pick one , and pick the first one
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>>698610188
>"Hello police? Some 4chan guy has a thread that won't exist 15 minutes from now with a conversation of him annoying me, please shoot him, tyvm"
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>>698610920
Threads aren't timed they're kept up by traffic and interest, and you're keeping it up with all of your dumps as you continuously supply newcomers to the thread with this person's number. You're no better, and also fucking retarded.
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>>698610956
> This
Lets do it boys, white knight will have a shitty knight and maybe think twice about being a faggot
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>>698610188
ILL SAVE YOU MLADY LE TIPPY FEDORA
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>>698610920
Fucking white knight
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>>698611238
Thank you your the true hero /b/ deserves, tell her he keeps reposting her number
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Where the fuck is white knights number. Bout to make this a rekt thread
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>>698609791
To be frank this is more entertaining than OP's convo
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lol there's no way the police will be able to trace it to him
He can just say he doesn't know how it happened and thinks someone may have hacked him
and used his tinder
Just delete your tinder OP
Delete your picture your about page everything
and she'll have no way to see anything
Unmatch as well
Say that someone may have hacked your facebook and made a tinder and started using it for the purpose of impersonation and fucking up your stuff
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>>698611238
yeet!
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>>698611285
This
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>>698610188
HOW WILL OP EVER RECOVER, 100% BTFO BY THIS LEGENDARY ANON

>summerfagging 101
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>>698611238
If everyone does this this will be an inception
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>>698611238
Could it be? A white knight white knight-ing a white knight???
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I'm gonna holla at yo girl
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>>698611529
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRO
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>>698611238
History in the making, white knight about to get btfo
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>>698610920
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>>698610188
>thinking the cops are going to do something about it
kek
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>>698610920
Someone wanna text this girl and get this anon's number?
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>>698611238
Shit guys, she's calling the police. We better stop.
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Hell yes, try to find out his number faggots
SWAT the shit out of him
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>>698610188
here we go
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>>698611529
Oh shit
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>>698604201
Kek
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>>698611238
Ask her for the number of that white knight beta dude, post it in the thread, thx
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>>698611285
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>>698611696
so fucking kek
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op here, thank you for making my Monday night entertaining as fuck
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>>698611696
Kek
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>>698611696
pls continue this
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>>698611696
Kek
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This is legendary
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>>698611696
Everyone just send her the convo of the convo lets see how far we can get...
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>>698611696
top fucking kek
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>>698611696
Top kek
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>>698611529
update:OP Lives in NORTH CAROLINA,Raleigh
>>
ZOOM MY WORDS NIGGA BECAUSE ITS GOING DOWN!!!!
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>>698611676
Fucking kek
>>
>>698604201
Charge phone op
>>so i'm 3 inches flaccid and 9 inches hard if that doesn't intrigue you i'm also a chronic liar
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yo this is the girl that all you guys are calling and texting just lettin u guys know i know whats up w all this shit lmao
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Here it comes.
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>>698611696
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>>698609791
People like you deserve to die getting fucked in the ass by Satan himself.
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>>698611960
That's all we need
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>>698611238
Thread saved lads
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This is legendary. Please make new threat.
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>>698611889
Got it, police is on the way !!
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Shits getting real
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>>698611960
no we want the number of the white knight, we don't give a shit about OP his thread is over and this one has risen from its ashes
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>>698611960
someone make a new thread
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>>698609791
go kill yourself faggot, shit like you belong in the tip of a niggas dick
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>>698610188
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER. GOD THIS SHIT ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. FUCKING HOMO
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>>698612159
The white knight was the first to text her you moron
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Shit niggers she's not giving out the number
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>>698611949
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>>698612064
Update: the police is coming to 4chan!!! I repeat, the police is coming to 4chan!!!!! Hide yo wife hide yo kids
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She is now fair game. Get her.
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this is why feminists hate us js
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>>698612064
Yeah....right. For posting a conversation on a forum. Whats the penalty for that crime inthe U.S ?
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>>698612246
tell her we have her address and will call the cops on her if she doesn't
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guys she called the cops!!!
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>>698612304
fuck her, spam dick pics
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>>698612382
good, I always wanted to be on Good Day America
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Someone has to find out his fucking number ffs
We know he's verizon and has android
wtf
do your magic 4chan
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let's swat her now who's down?
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Keep it going
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