Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698588367
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Last one for time being.
>>698602306
I don't. But, it's the only time I feel alive. I already waste all the time I have available.
Come on, come out come out wherever you are.
still here
and
>>698602351
i can only read English automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl. but i think you like me
Hello everyone, Megumin claimed.
>>698602306
Its neet though, guves other people something to think about
Or someone to laugh at
cera cera
>>698602351
No pee pee
>>698598370
Sorry for the late reply, got left alone on the shitiest day imaginable.
>Overwatch
Not many of us play overwatch on ts3, most of it happens on d
>games
Don't worry about that, we play many different kinds of things, for example right now 7dtd
Its really the matter of coming online at the right time.
>identities
As much as i want to point some of them out, i also want to see how far will they go.
>>698601283
No, its probuably hate.
>>698601933
>grinding
i hate it in action rpg's
>>698602521
kek'ed hard at the keemstar joke thx
>>698602486
ow well, i guess some people actually enjoy some things i dont.
you can use your time to game, i swear its fun
How is everyone?
>>698602997
forgot pick shit
>claimed
>>698602900
haha now i feel bad though
in other news, how are the changes to the new you coming along?
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!!
>>698602997
I don't find too much fun anymore. Sorry if I sound depressing, I should stop talking about this.
>>698602997
well no its more of a wow i cant do this now might as well go do something else. ive never longed for something to do in this game
>>698601782
I wonder why that is though, i would think if i sleep a lot i would be more energetic than my pupper.
>>698602306
Is that why the thing the game is on looks somewhat different than the other DS games i have? a shame because it's a pretty neat game, maybe some have found a way to bypass it now?
>>698602669
det ? Vy prosto idiot , ty prosto ne dumayete? Kakogo cherta vy dumali ? Vot pochemu vy posylayut etu pastu , potomu chto eto prosto chertovski sbivayet s tolku ikh , chto vy sdelali chto-to tak chertovski otstalyy . Oni znayut, chto ty ne eto chertovski glupo , no po kakoy-to prichine, vy prosto reshili vybrosit' kazhdyy bit grebanoy zdravogo smysla vy kogda-libo imeli , i deystvovat' kak polnyy grebanyy pridurok , vse v poryadke ? Tak chto oni deystvitel'no khotyat , chtoby vy znali , i vy dolzhny skazat' im, kak mozhno skoreye, imenno to, chto yebat' vy dumali . I yesli vy dumayete nedostatochno aktivno ispol'zovali statisticheskiye , izvinit'sya , kak tol'ko grebanyy vozmozhno potomu, chto vy byli polnost'yu iz grebanoy linii v poryadke? Poetomu, pozhaluysta , skazhite im . Chto yebat' vy dumali .
>>698602709
Vy, veroyatno, dazhe ne znayu, chto lichnaya gigiyena. Litso yego, vy yavlyayutsya rezul'tatom milliardov let evolyutsii, tak chto, mozhet byt', vy dolzhny nachat' grebanyy DEYSTVUYUSHCHIKH podobnogo. Mozhno podumat', chto u nego tak mnogo druzey v Internete delayet vas kruto, no eto ne tak. Poka ty byl zanyat igroy besslovesnaya oslitsa komp'yuternyye igry, ya byl na samom dele izucheniya i podgotovki k moyemu budushchemu. YA mog by imet' doktorskuyu stepen' v oblasti kvantovoy fiziki, yesli by ya chuvstvoval, chto eto, vy, veroyatno, sobirayetsya v konechnom itoge v nekotorykh vybege, dryakhlyy kvartiry yedyat konservy, potomu chto vasha roznichnaya rabota ne mozhet predostavit' vam s vashimi real'nymi potrebnostyami. Chestno govorya, vy dazhe ne stoit moyego vremeni, vy chertovski vyrozhdennyy nakip'.
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, and in my power, I bless you.
Claimed.
Hi everyone
>>698603338
DID SOMEONE JUST ASKED FOR SHITPOSTIGN :DDDDD XXDDDDDDDD xdxdxxdxdxdxd
>>698603211
Minds moving faster.
College is making it stronger
Work is making it faster
>>698603528
I was just about to post lewds.
Hello there!
>>698603501
onanirovat' ot Rendi
>>698603266
No no it's fine, aren't these threads kinda because we have no one else
Clear your heart
But why not?
>>698603284
Yea right it's so big you can pretty much always find something else
I'm stuck in old game logic I think, been long since I played anything really new
>>698603327
Yea perhaps I dont know really
And we will find out when my PC is back so can go back pirating again
Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every
yes
I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>698603528
WHoo boy
>>698603338
http://www.strawpoll.me/10949302
>>698603558
Sounds great then
So wait you're a girl?
I was gonna ask if you're gonna hit the gym but I think that's misplaced then?
>Probably just me being sleepy and not reading correctly
>>698603338
a love poem for me?
>>698603363
thanks
>>698603807
yeah its pretty cool stuff you can do now
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>698603807
I don't know. I hate burdening others with my problems, sorry I really went off on a tangent there.
>>698603327
I think too much sleep can make you more tired, but I think that's just some dumb shit I heard somewhere. But oversleeping can lead to health problems, so be careful.
>>698604096
Hnnngg perhaps I should've bought a ps4 with the money I made this summer
>>698604318
I'm used to being a feelings punching bag but it makes you uncomfortable it's fine
>School starts soon
What did you do this summer ?
>>698603842
y na zhivote, i vy budete bodrym pover'te mne
Yesli vy tolkayete kapustu pod vodoy, on budet plavat' vo vse dni obratno na vershinu, potomu chto on po tebe skuchayu
Kapuste ne imeyet ushi, no eto ne znachit, chto on ne zastrakhovan ot vashey lzhi
Cherez nekotoroye vremya vy dumayete o kapuste, i vy poluchite tak rady, chto zabyt' poyti spat' snova v techeniye pyati dney
Inogda vy nenavidite svoyu zhizn' i ne khochu byt' zhivym bol'she, no togda vy dumayete o kapuste i znayu, chto vse budet khorosho
Vy mozhete narisovat' kapusty, no eto pustaya trata kraski, potomu chto on uzhe zelenyy idiot
Yesli vy bezhite iz podushek, mozhet byt', poprobovat' ispol'zovat' kapustu
Vy mozhete skazat', kapusta proshla plokho, yesli on odet v kozhanuyu kurtku
yesli vy pechal'ny polozhit' kapustu v vashem ryukzake i nesti yego kazhdyy
>>698604085
That's pretty funny, but there's no "Galil has friends to help her open bottles so she doesn't damage her magazine feed lips" option.
>>698604096
No its https://m.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4wpjoz/listen_here_asshole/
>Inb4 reddit
! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS HEARTBREAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS HEARTBREAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS HEARTBREAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS HEARTBREAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
>>698604593
Nothing. I picked up daily running I guess.
>>698602912
The real question is why? Did something happen while I was gone or was it part of the whole "waifu isnt the same I'm leaving" meme?
>>698604615
>so she doesn't damage her magazine feed lips
But I would end up calling it a clip to trigger /k/
>>698603528
Buta BPST orekhom
("Roughly translates to "FINNA BUST A NUT")
>>698604322
well you would still need to buy games.
>>698604615
you cant hide whats inside
Claimed
バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモールｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティーｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブルｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ (ｃｈｏｒｕｓ: ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ) ｍＭＭＭＭＭＭ ピングモールブル НＯ０ОଠＯＯＯＯＯОଠଠＯｏｏｏＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ メキシコシティー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ
バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモールｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティーｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブルｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ (ｃｈｏｒｕｓ: ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ) ｍＭＭＭＭＭＭ ピングモールブル НＯ０ОଠＯＯＯＯＯОଠଠＯｏｏｏＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ メキシコシティー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ
バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモールｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティーｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブルｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉ
>>698604904
My heart skipped a beat, my chest hurts, my lungs wont work right and I'm sweating like crazy.
Stop please.
>>698603528
>No oversexualised content
Breaking the law, breaking the law...
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes copypastas seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the copypastas. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for downvotes and hate comments. These people are wrong. copypastas are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the least amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Ernest Hemingway made a copypasta. Now, I am not talking about the shitty twitter copypastas that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan copypastas and the like. Copypastas that make fun of the saltiness of OP and call his post cancer. These types of copypastas deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are literature.
Guys, I have to come out clean. I... I...
I've never had a Chicken & Waffles meal before.
>>698605204
Galil's a catgirl, right? Which is the same thing as a furry and the same thing as a kitsune. Exactly the same, right?
>>698605344
Good for you
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>>698604825
>Nothing
Not even a holiday?
>>698604988
I had enough money for a ps4 with uncharted 4 and one more game (not decided yet)
I didn't do it because I thought I might need the money later
>>698604996
New here? Haven't seen you before?
>Might be different time zones I should be asleep right now
>>698603807
Hope it gets fixed soon then, maybe try Kirby Super Star Ultra and Kirby 64 if you plan to emulate a lot of games you can.
>>698604318
I will try to be careful i guess.
I sexually Identify as a ＬＡ̕͏͜Ｍ̴̨̀͠Ｂ̨͘͟͝͝Ｏ̴͟͢͠ＲＧＨＩＮＩ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ＤＲＩＶing ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. People say to me that a person being a ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧ̡͏͏Ｈ̡͢Ｉ̨͡ＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ bookshelves and ２０００ ｎｅｗ ｂｏｏｋｓ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. If you can’t accept me you’re a ＬＡＭＢＯphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.
>>698605344
Then have some chicken & waffles, it's quite good. Don't forget the louisiana hot sauce either.
>>698605457
I did go to some birthdays, but I hate those. Don't even know if those are considered holidays.
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>>698605414
YA prosto trakhal vashu suku , chto vy sobirayetes' s etim delat' pedik ?
Krome togo, moya vintovka chertov lis ne grebanyy kot, koshka zheny dlya pedik i negrami
>>698605693
>Hates birthdays
Do you swallow souls as well?Jesus Christ man.
Kurumi is here, you can all rest easy now
>>698605656
>>698605057
Tats?
I know Aesthetics when I see it.
's 147Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.
But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors. I found five mentors. And they showed me what they did to become multimillionaires. Again, it’s not just about money, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and happiness. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
>>698605457
and did you?
Now, this isn’t a “get rich quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy a Lamborghini. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my iPhone, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true story. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in yourself. Always be curious. Don’t be a cynic. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”
Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be an optimist. Like, Conrad Hilton, the man who started Hilton Hotel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a book by Helen Keller, and that book changed his life. Books can change your life. And in that book, Helen Keller said “optimism” so if you’re a cynic, if you’re a pessimist you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily a Lamborghini, maybe it’s a new job, a new opportunity, starting your own company.
Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much stress, traveling the world, doing those things you know you’re destined to do. You can do those unless you understand finances. Money, I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your destiny. So, I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.
>>698605807
I'd rather not talk about it.
>>698605891
>>698606077
LOOK AT THESE NICE FEET
Lindsay was 12 when it first started. One morning she awoke to find odd little crumbs in her bed. At first she thought they were crackers, but as she was getting dressed for school she noticed a small little tan 'O' laying on the floor next to her nightstand. It was a cheerio. She picked it up and looked at it for a moment, its wholesome oaty contours seeming perfectly harmless. She threw it away, assuming that her bratty older sister was responsible. Little did she know that it was an omen of the pure mind bending horror which was soon to follow. That weekend her mother went shopping.
>>698605512
Ow yea that's a good idea, tbh finding the n64 emulator is the best thing to ever happen to me
>So many amazing games
>>698605693
That's no a holiday...
Why do you hate birthdays?
I gotta agree with >>698605807
How do you survive your days?
She had gotten in the habit of doing all the grocery shopping for the month at once, so the kitchen was packed full of bags and boxes as the girls went about putting things away. Lindsay was disappointed when she noticed that the only cereal her mother had gotten was Cheerios. It was always Cheerios. Four economy-sized boxes worth, no less. Lindsay had never liked Cheerios, even though her sister seemed to love them. They were too plain. Too boring, She thrust the boxes carelessly up onto the shelf above the refrigerator and went searching through the other bags to see if her mother had gotten anything that was actually edible. Later that night she was tossing and turning in bed, her stomach full of slightly too much Butterfinger ice cream. The house was silent. Everyone else was in bed. Or should have been. Lindsay had almost dozed off when a soft, dry rustling sound brought her back to wakefulness. At first she thought it was the cat scratching at her door, but as she sat up she realized it was coming from somewhere inside the room. A twinge of fear shivered through her body. They'd never had rats or mice in the house before. Was it a bug?
>>698605891
>>698606077
Dear Lord, those feet!
>>698605854
Here's a nice Russian poem for you and your waifu :)
ona yavlyayetsya der'mo zhena i tol'ko istinnyy rogonosets by vybral yeye
On my way to hospital now.
Hungry as fuck.
>>698606222
refer to >>698606127
But yea, I didn't celebrate any holidays.
>>698605414
Uh, thanks?
>>698605693
I don't think I'd have that on hand.
>>698606340
Not the 4th of July?
Side note why is it when a captcha says select all billboards there's never any billboards?
Whatever it was, it sounded big. Lindsay was scared. She felt the urge to huddle underneath her blankets and hide until it went away. Instead, she gathered her courage and reached out to turn on the lamp beside her bed. Just as she touched it, the noise suddenly stopped. She flicked it on and jumped back into the center of her bed, clutching the sheets tightly around her as light spilled out into the room. There was nothing there. She peeked carefully over the sides of her bed, seeing only the rug and a few Girls' Life magazines. Taking her heaviest pillow to use as a weapon, she got out of bed and padded slowly towards the door. Right as she reached it she froze. looking down. Peeking out from the crack beneath her round half-circle of a cheerio. Puzzled, she opened the door. Before her loomed a seven-foot wall of cheerios.
>>698606070
Ehhhh no
It might still be useful though, how ever the ps4 megadeal at the story is over so it's not a plan anymore
>>698606222
Damn wasted my trips with forgetting a picture
Heh, wow.
This thread is full of shit.
And I ain't just talking bout the waifu.
They covered the doorway completely as the entire hallway had been filled with them. And they were moving. They were alive and crawling over each other like a mass of legless insects, filling the air with the heavy smell of whole grain oats. Lindsay ran and jumped back onto her bed. She huddled and clutched the pillow over her head, and screamed. She was still screaming when her parents came in. Her mother soothed her, wanting to know what was the matter. The cheerios were gone. Lindsay told her that it was just a nightmare. She didn't want them to think she was crazy. After a little while her parents left, her father muttering something about 'night terrors' as they walked back upstairs.
>>698606288
I can't understand you
Go back to your country
White Power
>>698606390
>wew
>wew
When they were gone, Lindsay stuffed her blanket under the crack of her door and sat up with the light on. She tried her best to stay awake all night, but after a few hours she finally fell asleep. When she awoke there were a handful of crumbs in her bed. For a few weeks afterward Lindsay was able to sleep on the floor in her sister Susan's room, though she had to use all of her allowance as a bribe. Then her parents found out and made her go back to her own room. Lindsay's dad got her a lock for the door, telling her it would help her to feel safe. It didn't.
The very first night she was back in her room, she heard the rustling noise again. She'd kept the lamp on but this time the light didn't seem to help. She huddled there, watching the door and hoping it would go away. Then the blanket moved. She'd stuffed it under the door again as tightly as she could, but now the corner of it was being pushed back into her room by something on the other side. Lindsay was pretty sure she knew that something was. The cheerios were coming for her. Just then the lamp went out and the room plunged into darkness. She stifled a scream, telling herself it was just a nightmare.
Cheerios couldn't move or unplug lights. They didn't come after people. Then something light and dry brushed against her cheek, and all rational thought left her mind as she was seized in the cold grip of terror. She opened her mouth to scream, gagging as it was immediately filled with tiny rings of cereal. She felt it moving all over her body. She bit and chewed and spit, trying to clear her mouth so she could call for help. But no matter how much of it she crunched up, more always took its place. The cheerios seemed to collect into narrow tendrils as they snaked over her body. She shuddered in shock and disbelief as she felt the buttons of her pajama top being pulled open one by one. Suddenly she was grabbed around the arms and ankles and lifted up above the bed, her face toward the ceiling.
>>698606470
Well shit, better get you some.
>>698606507
No.
>>698606507
THIS, I thought I was just blind but billboards always screw me over
Dry, searching fingers of cereal probed into the waistband of her pj bottoms and yanked them down just as her shirt was pulled up over her head. She was still too young to wear a bra, and she immediately felt the cheerios coil around her small, developing breasts and squeeze them roughly. Lindsay whimpered and kicked as her panties were stripped off. No, she thought, it couldn't want that. *Please* let it not be that... Her legs were quickly restrained while another tendril slid up slowly along her inner thigh. thousands more gripped her buttocks, holding her up and kneading her firm athletic flesh as more began circling over her nipples. Lindsay gasped through her nose, her mouth still full of cheerios. It was weird and horrible, but the touching felt good at the same time.
So i went to this really ℱ
>>698602669
>The myriad shifting colors make the erect schwanz spasm like with the powreful ograsm powred by epilepsy
>Rich and creamy royal seamin shoots out with all the colors of the rainbow
>It comes out in rpaid spurts and forceful, like a bullet hell shooter!
Ooooohhhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhh! (in the voice of Hillary Clinton having the powreful ograsm) (I apologize profusely for that one)
>The colors are pragnated
>When babby is formed they shoot it out faster than light
>Nyan Cat fetus travels back in time and is born!!!! And so is LSD!!!!
>I defecate regally
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>698602325
mootykins
Uptown Heilin'
This reich, that 3rd reich
Franz Pfeffer, that white race
This one for them nazis
Them parties straight master race
Fascists, racists, liven it up in the city
Got patches on with Otto Rahn
Gotta HEIL myself I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
Call Austria- Hungary
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
Make a furnace wanna write a diary
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (sieg HEIL)
I'm a tiny mustache man, break it down
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Jews gassen hallelujah (whoo)
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Cause Nazi party gunna give it to YA
Friday night and we're in the fight
Genocide feels so right (come on)
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Genocide feels so right
Hey hey hey oh
>>698606549
well maybe some other time then
>>698606550
hey
>>698604828
Its a lot of things.
Everyone probuably has their own story to tell.
>>698606750
I'm sorry man, well I guess you now can have fun with running
She could feel them snapping and crunching inside her as she clenched down to try and keep them out. The tendrils on her body seemed to get stronger. groping at her breasts and ass and tugging hard at her nipples. She felt her pussy stretching as it was packed full of rapacious cheerios, the growing pressure sending mixed tingles of pain and pleasure rippling through her body. Then she felt the presence of yet another narrow tendril rubbing insistently against the tight pucker of her butthole. Lindsay came as it pushed inside her, her body shivering uncontrollably as she was reluctantly overcome by pulsing waves of ecstasy. At that moment there was a quiet knock on the door. Her mother's voice called out, asking if she was okay. The cheerios quickly drew away, vanishing into the darkness just as abruptly as they'd arrived.
>>698606222
Kirby 64 is pretty great, though Ultra is always the best place to start and get into the series.
>>698606579
Russia is white.
I'm also American.
>>698606550
istinnaya sem'ya TBKH
>>698606750
>He didn't celebrate Independence Day
What the fuck, nobody should stay inside and shitpost instead of shooting off fireworks and eating hot dogs and burgers.
>>698607015
Why are you sorry.
Lindsay could still feel some remnants in her vagina and ass as she got up weakly and pulled her pjs back on. Her mother looked concerned when Lindsay opened the door, but the explanation of another nightmare seemed to put her at ease. When she'd gone back up to bed, Lindsay went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet, feeling ashamed and violated as she let the last of the soggy cereal mush drip out of her body. She still hated cheerios. Now more than ever.
>>698607204
damn those guns are lewd
>>698607015
Why is your image all weird.
![[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1470/447/1470447537307.jpg "[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv snapshot 07.59 [2013.05.28 19.46.43]")
>>698607015
Lol dafuq is that thumbnail
>>698606957
Yea maybe when I get a solid job
>>698607178
I'll see what I can find thx
>>698607206
I dunno I feel like ive been a dick to you
Anyway I'm gonna sleep now
Talk to you guys tomorrow
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first, daddy will stroke your cock 30 times per minute
Then his 50 inch hot cock will line up with your sweet ass .
After one minute daddy will push his hard cock into your glory hole in a slow phase
Then, daddy will initiate his merciful hot signal
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>>698607318
Image swap, occurs when two posters post images at the exact same time.
>>698607204
>american
>likes a kike gun
Way to fail your country
>>698607234
Galil is not for lewds.That is the lewdest image of her I will willingly post.
In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
>>698607009
I actually think I have a good idea of what happened now. There's really only one explanation that would make sense.
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>>698605457
Not new. Just never been on a waifu claiming thread
>>698607391
That's odd, i wouldn't expect that with a gif though
I am voting Trump.
I like so many things about him. I've noticed the majority of Anti-Trump individuals know nothing of his policies outside of calling him "a racist or a bigot" and also, they know nothing about the policies of the candidate they claim to support.
I support Trump on taxes (both individual and corporate), immigration (including the wall and his detailed plan for having mexico pay for it), his business background and time tested negotiating skills, i really like his trade reform that he outlined in detail on his website, and i respect him for saying what he actually thinks instead of being another fake personality.
Trump will win. He will most likely be the last conservative president, unless we change how the electoral college works or we destroy the two party system.
>>698607080
how is everything?
>>698607325
night
>>698607204
My parent can't afford fireworks, and I don't want to go with family.
>>698607325
You've been quite good to me. Goodnight.
>>698607458
Someone say kike?
Я н острове. Я не дают ебать, сколько повторений вы должны или, как тяжело вы IRL, насколько хорошо вы можете бороться, или сколько чертовски орудий вас есть, чтобы защитить себя. Я чертовски показать в вашем доме, когда вы не дома. Я верну все огни в вашем доме, оставить все, как бежит вода, откройте дверь холодильника, а не закрыть его, и превратить ваши газовая плита горелки, и пусть они газ. Вы собираетесь начать подчеркивая нахуй, ваше кровяное давление будет утроить, и вы будете иметь чертовски сердечный приступ. Вы будете идти в больницу для операции на сердце, и последнее, что вы увидите, когда вас кто-то положил под в операционной комнате мне парит над вами, одетый как врач. Когда вы просыпаетесь после операцию, интересно, что бомба замедленного в грудь ждут, чтобы уйти. Вы полностью оправиться от вашего сердца хирургии. И когда вы выйдете входную дверь в больницу, чтобы пойти домой, я отвезу вас с моим гребаный автомобиля из ниоткуда и убить вас. Я просто хочу, чтобы вы знали, как легко я мог чертовски уничтожить жалкий предлог жизни, но, как я лучше пойду к большой длине fuckng ч
>>698607325
Goodnight Yuno!
son, there ain'ta singlefuckingperson with any intellectwho gives a remotefuckabout your extensive vaping talent. I happen to be quitetheintellectualmyself, so I can confirmthis factas truth™.ifyouthink that your vape is going↗to get you hoes, you are utterly mistaken, fam. my pa once taught me the secret of life, and it was notissixfuckinghundreds and he never once va vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself son, there ain'ta singlefuckingperson with any intellectwho gives a remotefuckabout your extensive vaping talent. I happen to be quitetheintellectualmyself, so I can confirmthis factas truth™.ifyouthink that your vape is going↗to get you hoes, you are utterly mistaken, fam. my pa once taught me the secret of life, and it was not your vape now listen here my chum, my pa was a man who kept it . thatissixfuckinghundreds and he never once vaped. The man smokedsomemadcigars because he wasntthe pussyyou are⁉⁉ he lived to be because he kept it and killed everyvapingfuckerhesaw so in the spiritof me good ol pa, I thinkyou should kys they have vapes in hellandit'slitfor unintelligent vaping hooligans like yourself
>>698607458
>Implying importation of other countries weapons for sale to the public isn't 1000% pure American capitalism
>>698607759
Uhh, nyet?
Keemstar raped me, Here are the facts, last week when I was going through the McDonalds drive thru, the window rolled down to reveal none other than the rat you all may know as Keemstar. I knew because when I rolled down my window, he said "Hi, I'm Youtube user Keemstar!" I nodded, unsure, just wanting to get my food as any drive thru patron would. Later, after he handed me my McTriple, he whispered in my ear "I know your license plate number. Now I know where you live" I didn't think anything of it at the time. But last Friday I came home to see the door to my apartment unlocked. I thought I must have forgot, but then later as I was getting ready for bed, Keemstar assaulted me. I don't want to go into details, as it's traumatic to think about it, but it would take very little time to list the items in my apartment that were not inserted into my body that night. I did not know my asshole could spread that wide. But now I know, and I'm going to have to live with this knowledge, and this anal leakage, forever. Don't let the culture of silence continue: hide your license plate before you go to McDonalds. Also i make anti feminist/SJW videos, sub to me m8
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
>>698607470
stealin ur waifu with lewds
>>698607391
Only happened to me once.
The image I ended up posting was a 2D grown woman wearing a diaper.
It was not what I wanted to post.
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
>>698606507
That's the only holiday I don't quite partake in.
>It spawned one of my 3 fears.
>>698606750
Maybe so. I'm still kind of waiting for Shino to make some of his homemade salsa with Carolina Reapers in it.
>>698607759
Also
ריפוי מנצח
>>698608131
oh god this one hurts
>>698608225
That'd probably be good, but why put salsa on chicken & waffles?
>>698607759
Galil is a flat out juden
>>698607938
>giving money to jews
you disgust me
>>698608244
Are you Jewish IRL?
>>698607652
Such a cute, lewd image. My favorite Tats lewd.
Oh yeah, it's only with the thumbnails tho. I don't think it happens on WebMs tho.
>>698607720
A lot better. Got to blow of steam in Warframe so I'm a bit more calm compared to a few hours ago. You?
>>698608220
Hehe... I've seen stranger and worse. g/fur image got swapped in a loli thread, people were not amused.
>>698608359
Forgot my pic to show my honor
>>698608348
That's not what I meant. I meant in terms of spiciness, I'm still waiting on that.
>Yoko.
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>698608518
It'd be better to just have a straight carolina reaper.
>Be me
>12
>10 pm, time to sleep
>Have dream
>I'm on a narrow walkway of stone, surrounded by clouds
>Look behind me, nothing but clouds
>Only choice to move forward
>Walk for a few minutes before seeing a giant temple made of platinum
>I enter it through it's grand, shining doors
>Atop a large flight of stairs and upon three magnificent thrones, I see it
>The Holiest Trinity
>Shrek is on the left throne
>Jimmy Neutron on the right
>And in the middle, there is the most powerful and holy of all
>Kronk
>He looks at me
>"My child, you have been blessed with the opportunity to come to the true heaven and witness us"
>"We grant you one wish"
>After a little bit of thinking, I manage to come up with one
>"I want a website, where anyone can come and share stories about anime, have a laugh, and discuss anime"
>And with a have of his hand, Kronk created 4chan
>>698608225
What's the fear?It couldn't have been that bad, my uncle once got his balls set on fire because he went up to a faulty firework and stood over the tube to see what was wrong.
>>698608359
Galil is a Russian Jew who is extremely influenced by America.She's also in middle school cut her some slack
>>698608380
>Implying
Fuck no
>>698608555
>not posting the image
RIP in piece, Ken-Sama
>>698608437
still playing witcher and good that you feel better
For all the casual memers out there this is motivation for you. I didn't go to a meming unerversity. I had nothing and got and F on memes when I graduated from school. Started of in the basement with small loan of 9000 memes. Now look im the edgiest memer known across all forums. You just need to be more edgy and creative with memes according too the meme bible on 9:11 "One cannot simply meme without edgy fedoras" I got my edgy fedora of ebay for ¥1337.69 not that expensive in yen. Yes I live in Japan after watching alot of anime and hentai I decided to move here to become an ultimate ninja goku warrior. Just from memin in my basement im now a ninja warrior in japan i am trained in titan warfare and have over 9000 confirmed waifu pillows. Not edgy enough? Ive been in numerous secret hentai animations on rule34 too. goodbye, seek my wisdom young memers and you will find the rare pepe
(@glozzum for edgy memes) xdd
Good morning, everyone.
My name is Pastor Dr. Martin Sempa. I'm here in the capacity of the chariman of the national task force against homosexuality in Uganda.
We are making legislation to make sure that sodomy and homosexuality never sees the light of legality in this land of the part of Africa. I've taken time to do a little research to know what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom. One of the thing they do is called anal licking, where the-, a man's anus is licked, like this, by the other person. Like ice cream. And then what happens, even poo-poo comes out. The other poo-poos out. And then they eat the poo-poo. The other one they do, is they have a sex practice called fisting where they insert their hand into the other man's hand and it goes all the-, into the anus all the way, and it is so painful they have to take drugs. But they enjoy it. Now if we have any children, please step out. This is a parental guidance moment. That child can be moved out. So, I've done research. This is what they do: Number one, you can see a man here having sucked the other person's rectum and the other person is poo-pooing, and this one is eating the poo-poo all over the place. Tell me, when you have a law against homosexuality do you say accept eating poo-poo? I mean look at these guyses here. Bishop. Aaaah, stagafiliza. Huh? Hajat? We do not want this sickness. This is sick, and it's therefore deviant; we do not want it.
Now, they start off by touching each other's genitals and smearing each other. Then this one smears the poo-poo all over the other person's face. As if that is not enough he puts the hand deep. As Africans we want to ask Barrack Obama to explain to us, is this what he wants to bring to Africa? As a human right to eat the poo-poo of our children?
>>698608708
My friend was all about that game for a while, I couldn't get into it.
And so am I. I can't even tell you what had me so mad and pissy earlier. Must have been some pent up salt or something.
2My grandmother was known as Queen of the Musty Farts. Her farts were by far the most musty farts I've ever smelled. Let's just say that on your mustiest day, your farts would smell positively dry compared to hers. When she cut one, it was like being in a British dungeon wearing day old wet socks. It was like opening up a mildewy book in the basement of an abandoned house. It was like taking a submersible through the wreckage of the titanic with two pieces of mold plugged into your nostrils. I'm talking MUSTY. Plumbers would come in to the house and tell us that we had to tear the whole house down, as it clearly smelled of water damage. We'd just chuckle and say, "Nope. That's just grandma." They wouldn't believe us because her farts were silent, and it started a lot of fist fights.
Unfortunately, she resented the title of Queen of the Musty Farts. Every time there was an article in the paper or a feature in the local news about her, she refused to even acknowledge it. We'd say, "Nana, look, they're talking about how you're the Queen of the Musty Farts," and she would just grumbled and look at her knitting, and maybe rip a few must-bombs to show her dissatisfaction. She preferred to be known by the fact that she was a mother of four and a federal judge. But to us, she was royalty.
>>698608225
>one of my 3 fears
You scared of 'murica?
>>698608694
A kike is a kike no matter where they live
I have no mercy for your kind
I'm late but claiming best waifu
>>698608924
I'm scared of lolis
>>698609140
Quick, everyone post loli version of waifu
What the Immune did you just Immuning say about me, you resharing shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Jons, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ghey People, and I have over 300 confirmed Immunity posts. I am trained in Jonrilla warfare and I’m the top Immunader in the entire Jon armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Ghey. I will wipe you the Immune out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my Immunizing words. You think you can get away with putting that reshare over the Internet? Think again, Ghey. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jons across New York and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fgt. The storm that wipes out the Ghey little thing you call your life. You’re Immuning dead, fgt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare rusty screwdriver. Not only am I extensively trained in screwdriver combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Immunity and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your Ghey ass off the face of the continent, you little fgt. If only you could have known what unimmunly retribution your little “cool” reshare was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Ghey tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fgt. I will shove a rusty screwdriver in your pooper and you will bleed out from it. You’re unimmune, fgt.
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU
ONAJU ICHINICHI GA HAJIMARU
DARE YORI MO HITO NO ME WO HIKI
CHIISAI KARA II HI MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
BUKU GA SOU IU MO ARUNDA
KANCHIGAI JA NAI SHI
ANO TOKI NO KIMOCHI GA
KAWATTE SHIMAU NO DA TO
WAKIMAE WA KIRAI NANO
ISSHO NI SARETAKU NAI SHI
>>698609225
Please don't
What's my gender? Did you just ask me what my gender was️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGeen brask me what my gender is? MHMM? NOTHING THATS WHAT ️️️️️️️️️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ️ Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E (cis scum) and F E M A L E ️️️️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️️⬅️ between these genders as I please️️️️️️️ You're ignorance is literally OOZING out GERMER SOOOOOOO curious I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ️ Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E (cis scum) and F E M A L E ️️️️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️️⬅️ between these genders as I please️️️️️️️ You're ignorance is literally OOZING out GERMER
>>698608437
Cute Lewd is best lewd.
After it happened with a gif i'm unsure of that.
>>698609088
Shitty flintlock does not beat body armor and 5.56 being dumped at 11 rounds per second
Also I'm not a Jew.
Also, she's like that one black friend.Sure niggers are bad, but he's just a normal guy who's black.
>>698608897
thats ok. well im glad that you feel better
>>698609140
You're in the wrong place then...
4What if I told you that I have what may considered to be the rarest pepe of all? After studying pepes for nearly 2 years, I decided it was time to create my own contribution to the world. But if I were to gaze upon my creation, to do so much as sniff at its rarity, it would be tarnished and be "just another pepe". So I had my eyes surgically removed, as well as my nose, ears, tongue, and all of the nerve endings in all of my body. I also took incredible amounts of various hallucinogens to alter my brain state so that I may not imagine what I was about to create.
For 30 days, without any senses to guide me, I carved at a large stone with just a butter knife and one of those toothpick things dentists use. Incredible visions of what could be danced in my head for this month, fueled by my LSD IV-drip. When I felt satisfied with whatever I had made, I buried this pepe rock underneath the soil at the hillto considered to be the rarest pepe of all? After studying pepes for nearly 2 years, I decided it was time to create my own contribution to the world. But if I were to gaze upon my creation, to do so much as sniff at its rarity, it would be tarnished and be "just another pepe". So I had my eyes surgically removed, as well as my nose, ears, tongue, and all of the nerve endings in all of my body. I also took incredible amounts of various hallucinogens to alter my brain state so that I may not imagine what I was about to create.
For 30 days, without any senses to guide me, I carved at a large stone with just a butter knife and one of those toothpick twhatever I had made, I buried this pepe rock underneath the soil at the hilltop where the Eldest Tree grows. I passed out from exhaustion. Sometime later a druid, come to visit the tree, found me. He used his druidly cunning to restore my senses with bits of rocks and twigs dry, I went mine.
And so there it re
Alas, I must go now. But heed my warning: Greed of pepe consumes all intentions. It is the great neutralizer. The go
>>698609446
That image is less cute, more rapey.
Well I rarely see WebMs getting image swapped, so I am pretty certain that it does not happen.
>>698609565
Am i really?
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I'm sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
>>698609505
>implying the flintlock isn't magic
>justifying niggers and kikes
>>>/Tumblr/
>>698609509
Mhmm, thanks.
>>698609818
anytime
>>698609730
You don't see a pedo, and probably. There's tons of lolis in the waifu threads.
>>698609110
My waifu proves you're wrong.
>>698609808
>Every black person is bad
Now hold on a minute
>>698610085
Agreed
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>698610012
Hi I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on adults who try to meet lolis online for sex. Now, if there's anything else you'd like to tell us, we'd be more than happy to hear it. Otherwise, you're free to walk out of the thread
>>698610085
Cotton picker confirmed
>>698610348
So I was talking to this girl on an AOL chat room.
We talk for a while, and it turns out she is like, 13 years old and lives really close to me.
We get a little more personal and I ask if she wants to hang out sometime.
Well THEN she tells me that she is an FBI Agent.
How fucking cool is that? 13 years old and an FBI Agent.
>>698610030
Last I checked the only thing being proven by you was your uncontrollable love for me~
Everything is making me hungry now.
Just let me eat.
>>698610578
Have a seat right over there and tell me all about it
>>698610446
ya nenavizhu tebya. vy zhir nenavidya tsis beloye der'mo pyatno . vy rasist, transfobiya i ogromnyy gomofob . vy prichina chernyye gibnut lyudi . vy prichina otsutstviya LGBTQ i zhira personazhey v kino i videoigr . ukolot' , chto povezlo, i tol'ko imeyet tonkoye telo , veroyatno, chuvstvo takoye pravo . ya nenavizhu tebya. nadeyus', ty umresh'. ya nadeyus', chto tvoy paren' obmanyvayet vas. ya nadeyus', chto vy nikogda ne nayti schast'ye . ya sdelal novuyu uchetnuyu zapis' dlya etogo, tak kak vam ne anonon bol'she . xoxoxo byvshiy vzaimnoy
But nope I'm white
>>698610348
I don't try to meet lolis online for sex. That's not even a coherent sentence. May as well say i'm trying to meet Buddha for a lovely buttfuck and tea.
>>698610865
Nnnnnnnnnnope.
I'm gonna go be a normalfag.
Later.
>>698608659
He already did that. He cut himself off a really small piece of one of his ripe ones, and he said that he couldn't even down. I think i'm starting to taste something spicy now myself...
>>698608694
>got his balls set on fire
Yeah, that's probably worse than having one explode directly in front of your face.
>>698608924
No, I've been over this once before: I relate my fears with the summer season, not America.
>>698611003
Then what were you doing with that loli?
>>698611183
Be sure to tell me if you see any lolicons
>>698611288
Is this another loli molester I see?
take a seat right over there
>>698611288
*couldn't get it down.
>Yoko.
>>698611288
It seems to me that you're just a dirty commie who is scared of America
>>698611288
it really is too hot.
its gonna be insane.
>>698611288
Just teasing you. Don't mind me.
>>698611447
Same thing you're doing with Chris.
>>698610596
Love for you? a boring blonde?
hehehe... it was merely an act.
I'm gunna meme this place real good.
>>698611680
nothing
>>698611886
It's true you are acting but only in your denial. I know your true feelings~
>>698612105
Check again!
Mayoi taken
>>698611678
Yet another loli molester.
Have a seat
>>698611795
The DM logs i have here say differently
>>698611447
No, the subjects were peppers, fireworks, and fears.
>>698611528
Scared of the country I live in? How exactly would that work?
>Also literally who.
>>698611678
I'm prepared.
>P R E P A R E D
>>698611795
>Teasing rattles.
>>698612299
And confirmed.
>>698612299
nevermind then
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