What's the kinkiest shit you've ever done /b/?
I like to play with my asshole
>>698602111
I've tried that before. Got some precum out off it but thats all.
>>698601807
Tried to self-suck a number of times. Been able to get my lips around the head and lick on it but never really suck. Jerked it till I came in my mouth a couple times. Instant regret.
>>698601807
fucked a girl while her bf watched. he ended up sucking my cum out of her pussy (i was given no warning)
>>698603280
First time I ever had an orgasm, at the tender age of 11, was into my own mouth because I learnt to self such before I learnt how to masturbate with my hand.
Still makes me kek to this day.
>>698603280
i did the exact same but no regrets, my cum tastes good
>>698601807
i had sex this one time.
>>698601807
>roleplayed as a 30-year old womans father molesting and raping her at age 6
>made a girl put a chilli in her pussy, pinned her labia shut and made her suck my cock as she sobbed and begged to be allowed to stop
>helped a girl fulfill her fantasy of being eaten out by a dog when we were both <18
>>698603502
Not sure which you think is kinkier.
1. Fucked a MILF up the ass at a party while she 69'd a tranny. People were watching
2. Had a full on bi threesome with a couple that finished with him cumming on her face while I was fucking her and I licked up the cum.
Had the wife kick my balls until I shot a rope of cum up her leg
For like a month when I was 13 I used to wait till everyone went to sleep. Then I'd get a spoon full of peanut butter and sneak up my road (dead end street, lame community and quite small). I'd sneak into a neighbour's back yard where he owned a dog and left it out 100% of the time. I'd let him lick my cock till all the peanut butter was gone and usually jerk him off. But getting to the end I was jerking him till he started spurting then getting under him, putting his tip in my ass and carrying his load and my spoon home with me.
Admitted to my fiancée that I still had a webcam video of my ex. We watched my ex strip and finger herself while I fucked my fiancée doggystyle. She kept calling my ex a slut and degrading her naked body
>>698604389
the former is more kinky, i would say. a bisexual threesome where you perform sex acts with both parties is just bisexuality, and not any specific or combination of kinks beyond that. the first includes gender bending, exhibitionism, sodomy, and group sex. any of which are relatively kinky alone
>>698604737
you lucky fuck
if there was any chance my wife would do that I'd show her my entire collection of exes
I blow myself every two or three days
>>698604827
Good to know. Thanks. Thing is I didn't interact with the tranny, but I see what you're getting at.
>>698604851
It was a gamble. But she started getting into it when I told her about it. She dropped hints saying she wished I still had it. It was so hot seeing my ex exposed like that and knowing how pissed she would be if she knew my fiancée was seeing every inch of her body. My fiancée calls my ex her favorite pornstar
>>698605143
it still requires a degree of intimacy that most heterosexual men, myself included, wouldn't necessarily be comfortable with. i see where you are coming from, and am not trying to levy accusations.
>>698604737
nice 9/10
>>698602111
I used to do it too. But not anymore.
>>698604643
10/10
>>698602803
There's this spot at the front of my asshole/taint. Feelsgoodman
>>698604643
That's either somthing you should take to the grave or a sign that you have a great imagination. either way 13/13
>>698605398
I'm definitely more into women, and have been with trannies, I just wasn't attracted to this one. Maybe that's a kink to explore- sex with people I'm not attracted to just to do it.
My gf used to tie my hands behind me and would jerk me off until I edged at least 10 times. 11th time she'd fuck me with a strapon and I'd only cum from anal.
ITT: shit that never happened
>>698605823
I'll keep that in mind.
>>698601807
bought a dildo before but didn't really enjoy it. the clean up before and after is too much of a hassle. def. not worth.
>>698605538
> But not anymore!
>>698601807
I dress up like a girl and get fucked and love cbt. I just put a ginger root up my ass and went outside to smoke.
>>698606457
real shit dawg
>>698605280
>not deleting all your exes pics once you got engaged
you kinky fuck
>>698605280
The best part is that my ex is professional now, management for a large retailer. But we still use her as a pornstar who spreads her ass cheeks for our entertainment. She can't do anything about it. Her husband won't be able to either.
>>698606861
The first thing I do when I get into a relationship is put all of my ex stuff into a password protected zip file and stick that in a game folder. I also back up everything and stick the drive in my safety deposit box.
Never got caught using this system and I'm going on ten years of pics saved.
Had a MMF threesome with a couple in college. I told them I was open to anything, but I was very inexperienced. At one point, he got up to get water. I was at the edge of the bed eating out his gf when he returned and started humping me from behind - rubbing his cock on my asscrack and kissing/biting my shoulder. He whispered, "Can I go inside you?", and I just said "yeah". I wasn't even sure it was what I wanted, but it was the heat of the moment. I've always been thankful for the fact that he had surgical lube, because I didn't even notice he'd started until he was balls-deep in me. He fucked me hard at first and came pretty quickly, but stayed hard. He did me slow for a while, I was practically pissing precum. His wife moved down so that I slid into her, and he started hitting my prostate. I had the most intense orgasm of my life and damn-near passed out. I actually went deaf for about ten seconds, my vision was all white, and I just couldn't focus on anything except the feeling of my cock pumping.
To this day, I've never cum that hard again. I've tried toys, and I even let another guy fuck me, but I've never cum from either.
>>698601807
With almost every girl I've had sex with (3 out of 4), I've "accidentally" put my dick in their ass.
Basically, I insist on using lube, then start fucking them from behind. Then I pull back just a little to far and slam it into their ass as quickly and as far as I can before they lunge away.
They are always pissed but always end up believing me that it was an accident.
I really hate it about myself, but I truly love and get off on the pain I'm causing them. From what a few of them have told me, it hurts like hell and stays sore for a day or two.
And yes, I know I'm a shitbag for this.
>>698607370
DM:HA
>>698607539
>>698607370
Don't know what that means.
>>698607353
That never happened. Why are you lying on the internet bro?
>>698607690
Doesn't matter:had anal
>>698607690
Doesn't matter: had anal
>>698607718
idfc that was fucking hot
>>698606197
Sounds fucking hot man.
>>698607690
Do the same thing next time but while your nutting so you can get some creampie into both holes.
fisted a woman while fucking her anally + hitachi on her clit.
Let my then gf fuck me with a strap on while i wore her underwear. Was pretty cool. Couldnt do it long tho
>>698607348
>guys turn into Batman when it comes to hiding porn
I go through some extraordinary lengths myself, anon. If I could hide shit on the moon, I might.
>>698607353
Never been a bottom, but if that had happened to me I might get hooked on it.
>mfw my face when /b/ is full of faggots
Constantly masturbate to my daughter
>>698608075
Huh, actually never thought of that. Might try it if/when a girl lets me go bareback.
>>698608222
>checked.
Who's idea was all of that?
>>698608296
I probably would too, if I had a daughter and she looked like that.
Also, how kinky would it be if you gave strangers on the internet some pics of her to masturbate to. Just saying...
>>698608608
Please cum to her
got into my sister in laws tablet and took a pic of my cock. moved it to screenshots and waited. few months later wife gets pic and asks my why my dick is on her sisters tablet. told her and she thinks its hot. doesnt say anything.
another few months go by, get a hold of my sister in laws table again, this time take pic of cock in wifes pussy. shes still confused as hell.
>>698601807
I took xtc and dressed up like a slut for a cam show. A trap dommed the hell outta me and made me do all sorts of kinky shit. I called her mommy and 'she' rubbed ice on my nipples and belly, fucked me with a flint and peed all over me in the tub.
It was epic.
>>698608423
Do it. It takes them forever to get all the cum out of their asshole.
>>698601807
I'd say the kinkiest thing is playing with a fleshlight and sticking a vibe at the end
>>698608296
seen her tits?
I fisted some old gay guys ass
>>698608296
Layin' it on pretty thick aren't ya?
>>698608296
I know her, and wher that was taken.
Holy fuck I got you dox ! Lol
got fucked with a strap on by my fwb and consistently wear girls underwear on a daily basis.
>>698609023
you should tell his daughter
>>698604364
Were you recreating a past experience of hers?
>>698608296
I really hope that my daughters looks don't beat my wifes because I might have to have therapy. Which I would recommend for you as well.
Get autism
>>698607718
Makes me feel good about myself!
But seriously, I was actually somewhat attractive ten years ago and had some adventures. If you ever left your bedroom and took some chances, you might have a few unbelievable stories under your belt too. Go play the game.
>>698608296
>>698608702
Post pics if not samefag
>>698609170
Cactus cactus!
fan
>>698608579
Her idea. Once we were just laying there she started jerking me off and ran her other hand down my ass crack and slipped a finger in. This was after she'd mentioned the idea. Never had another chick do it most because i havent met any girls i really trust that much.
When my ex and I would visit her mother for holidays I would always jack it to her moms breast exam reminder thing in the shower.
>>698608296
>>698608608
>>698608702
Post something sexy and I'll tribute her for you. These ain't doing it for me.
>>698608899
Yes. They're gorgeous.
I once fell asleep while getting a blowjob, which I think means I was raped?
I used to date/fuck this prim and proper rich educated biologist and tell her how much better all of my ex's were than her in graphic detail. She insisted on knowing what they smelled/tasted like, if they shaved, what positions they liked, where they wanted cum, etc etc. She even wanted me to get back in contact with this hot blonde I dated and ask her to be my GF again so she could suck her juices off of me and maybe blindfold her to trick her into letting her eat her out. Weird, but hot
>>698602111
nice trips
jesus. I cant even remember half the stuff.
Cathetered one ex, drank her piss straight out of her before transferring it to her mouth to make her swallow it, fucked her with the catheter in, so it squirted over her each thrust.
gagged her and dripped hot wax on her.
mummified her in pallet wrap, with a vibrator between her thighs, when it got close to her just about to come, covered the breathing tube.
fist-fucked one GF, while she was on her period... just as well the police didnt walk in there right after we'd finshed that...
been fist-fucked myself too.
plenty of other stuff.
When I was 16 I caught my bfs little brother jerking off in their bathroom with my panties. I was a little mad but it was also awkward so I ran out and said ugh just give them back when your done. Less than two minutes later he comes out bright red holding my panties. Before I take them back I tell him that taking my things to do this is not ok. He looks up at me with the most innocent pleading face and said but anon(my bf) said I could. I was really mad and felt a little betrayed but as I looked at the obviously terrified boy in front of me I told him anon was wrong to do that but that's not your fault. I asked for my panties back and said we never had to bring it up again. I had calmed down a lot and was even losing anger for my bf they are boys after all. But then I look at favorite thong. It is absolutely soaked in cum. Like every inch of fabric was stained and wet with a HUGE glob concentrated in the crotch. Now I was mad again so I get an idea. I go back to my bfs room and slide into bed where he's taking a nap and start undoing his pants. He wakes up and asks what I'm doing. I say I want to play with your dick. You gonna stop me. He smiles and lays back down with his eyes closed. I pick up my now unsuseable panties and coat my hand with the present his brother left in them. I then jerk him off with his brothers cum. I was gonna tell him but I was satisfied with the act so I never did. Also before I washed my hands I sniffed and tasted the mixed cum to see if it was different than his by itself. It was.
>>698609191
weirdly no, she wasn't molested as a kid. orphan raised by relatives.
>>698609023
No you don't
>>698609741
here ya go
i'm a plumber and i jack off in almost every bathroom i work on. sometimes i film it
>>698609958
Who's idea? Also green text if able
>>698601807
> Cucked a 40 y/o guy, by fucking his 19-y/o 10/10 girl, while he was giving me poppers to snort.
or
> Double teamed a girl with a tranny.
or
> Choked a girl until she passed out, while going Donkey Kong on her from behind ?
maybe fucking a 50 year old married woman during an orgy?
fuck it, you decide.
>>698610240
God damn turd hurder
>>698610411
more of an installer than a pooberg destroyer
I had an ex piss all over me as I masturbated. She was super into it.
6/10 might do again
>killed my mom
>>698601807
Jacked off into a piece of bread and threw it in a duck pond. Kinda bestiality.
>>698610502
That's pretty interesting though, Hvac fag myself. Is it the thrill of getting caught or what?
>>698610291
both our ideas. she'd discovered she was into DD/lg, I'd been into that and some humiliation/rape roleplay/etc stuff for a while, we were both into the idea.
cant greentext the whole thing right now, but it happend a bunch of times - shower, bed at night, and playing ages 6 to 16. one time I fucked another girl in her bed while she pretended to be a little girl peeking in from the hall way. all kinds of shit.
She was pretty crazy though.
>>698610957
You got a keeper
>>698610892
pretty much
Fucking a girl with my roomate!
He was real embarassed after idk why, but i kept bringing it up to him
cause i thought it was the coolest thing ever! We arent friends anymore...
>>698610240
ever been caught... testing the pipes?
sorry I couldn't think of a better pun
>>698611193
kek
nah, jumped ship from that after about 6 months
amazing fun in bed, but too crazy to stay with.
I'm my neighborhood we had a dirty, filthy ginger woman known as the Rake Lady who would go around knocking on people's doors asking them to pay her to rake their lawn and then cause a scene when they said "no". When I was in high school three friends and I saw the rake lady and decided to see what she'd be willing to do for our entertainment. Somehow we convinced her to follow us in the alley in broad daylight, pull her filthy pants and panties down and rub her filthy hairy ginger twat for us. I distinctly remember her repeatedly saying "You like that?". Later on in the day my mom was driving me somewhere and I was sitting in the backseat. I was horny from seeing the Rake Lady rub her filthy twat so I put my hands down my pants and quietly fapped while my mom was driving. To this day I've never told a living soul for obvious reasons.
Hey OP here's an actual trick I do to make my orgasm out of this world.
>Be me horny as hell
>Go to the city and buy 3 bags of heroin and a pack of needles
>Go home and watch taboo porn till I feel like I have to shit
>Mix up the dope and load the needle
>Tug on my pecker till I feel the shit not be able to be contained
>Find a vain and be ready to slam the shot
>Time the orgasm mid shit
>As soon as the orgasm in rolling and before your dick starts shootin like Sandy Hook shoot the heroine
>Enjoy the best orgasm of your life
>Clean off the ceiling of the gallons cum
Definitely the best beat off session I know of, anyone else do this?
>>698601807
>first time I jerked off was in my sister's bed, I was 13
>had a secret sexual relationship with my male cousin for years when we were both 12-16
>we stopped after we both got girlfriends
>we're still friends and literally never talk about it
>was in a love triangle with a good friend and his gf for a few months when we were all 17ish
>we all fucked each other and had multiple threesomes until she made him choose between me or her (he chose her)
>fapped in a cave
>fucked a fish in the mouth
>banged a 14 y/o girl
>took a load of drugs (weed, ketamine, MDMA) and trapped in my sister's lingerie on omegle while listening to David Bowie just after he died
>ended up crywanking thinking about how he's dead and I'll never be a real girl
pic is not me, I'm uglier
>>698601807
well, me and my wife are hedonists. I have a lot of stories.
>>698611222
oh baby a triple
>>698611278
had some close calls, but never caught.
Raped my girlfriend's asshole
>>698611336
how old were you and how old was that ginger woman?
>>698606248
Grow up and try experimenting, vanilla sex is not the same after you discover and try your kink
>>698604643
Fuck!? What can I say hats off for /b/ fag
>>698611348
don't do it, makes mustard gas.
also makes penis fall off.
Also when I was a teenager, I was in my front yard talking with a friend. I had to poop really bad but I thought I could hold it until I went inside. I was prairie dogging it until I finally pooped a golf ball sized poop in my pants. It was reasonably dry so I just tugged on my pants until it fell down my pant leg and into the grass. The grass was tall enough that my friend never realized what was going on. Not a kinky story, but something I wanted to get off my chest that I've only ever told my wife, who thinks it's fucking hilarious btw.
>>698608134
Sounds like wifey material
>>698611381
>banged a 14 y/o girl
please elaborate
Had sex with a group of people if front of a crowd at a sex club
>4 threesomes
>couple swapping
>got sucked off by a few guys off cl
>took shots from exs vag
>fucked female cousin
>lots of domination/rape play with women
>shared a bi dude with my g/f
This is just the shit I've done sober that I can remember I'm sure I'm missing a lot
>>698610292
How did you end up getting into those things?
Got a blowjob from my sister while she was breastfeeding her infant.
>>698607353
When I was in college I slept with a MF couple that liked doing this. I later found out they were trying to conceive a child and figured that me cumming in her while he fucked my prostate would produce more sperm. Their theory is bullshit but the orgasms were fucking unreal.
My wife was out of town for a week and I was brain crazy horny. I hitup craigslist and had a response saying come to this addy and ill blow you. thinking it was a girl.
i goto the addy, knock and its this big fat dude with glasses in his 40s. Im stunned and start to back away and he grabs my junk and squeezes, says he will make me cum real good. Im grossed out and nervous but he pulls me in and walks me to his room. I tell him im straight and not into this and he says thats fine, he undoes my pants, pushes me on the bed and starts sucking my soft dick. I donno why, could have just been so blue balls that I didnt care. I got hard but was still grossed out, as he was an ugly fat dude, but he could suck. He stripped me and himself. He had a smaller, 5 inch cock and he climbed on the bed and did a sideways 69. I sucked his cock, totally fucking not my thing, but I did anyways. His cock was small, but it was hard as stone.
he crawled around lifted my legs over my head and put lube on his cock. he pushed my legs up way over my head and slid in my ass.
He fucked me slow, then hard
I had a straightup ass orgasm like nothing I have ever had. didnt even touch my cock and I came so hard I nearly blacked out. He came shortly after and filled my ass.
showered and left
never came like that since.
>>698613287
they were trying to conceive a child using your sperm? sounds like the dudebro was trying to evade child support payments
>>698612899
I am going to need greentext anon
>>698611603
I was 16 or so and she was probably in her 30's. She was absolutely filthy and out of her damn mind. Originally the plan was the oldest in the group was gonna whip a half empty can of soda pop at her face, but instead she rubbed her hairy, dirty ginger twat for us.
>>698606876
if you got a vid you got pics. show us her tits.
>>698601807
What do you consider kinky?
I've done
2 guys one girl
2 girls one guy
bondage
rape play
public sex
3 way with a girl and a god
3 way with 2 dogs
lots of mares
Lots more I'm sure that I cant think to list because who really knows what kinky is..
>>698601807
>>>698601807
>3 way with a girl and a god
Oh shit son, thats impressive
>>698614460
>3 way with a girl and a god
>>698613892
Married couple in their late 30s, both well off, apparently he was shooting blanks. They did eventually have a kid but two years after I moved to another town.
>>698614604
>>698614724
Oh my..
look at that spelling.
A girl and a dog.
Dog was in her ass, I was in her vag.
>be me 41 at the time
>reply to cuck ad on Craigslist
>I am married so kind of fucking around
> cuck couple respond 50f 60m
>go to meet for coffee
>scared as fuck but curious
>50f not bad good face
>50f few extra pounds but not bad
> next meeting few weeks later
>go to their house
>nervous as fuck
>thinking I might get murdered
>very nice invite me to bedroom
>make clear I am not into dudes
>both laugh 60m says no worries
>50f has sweat on upper lip
>kisses me and we get busy
>her crouch is more wet than I have ever seen
>I eat her pussy and ass
>she orgasms like I have never seen
>I fuck her as she starts to claw my back
>I have to back her off "anon I can't come home with scratches"
>60m is beating off on chair in bedroom
>his phone rings and says I have to take this anon
>I go a little limp scared as fuck
>50f laughs and pushes me down
>neverhadablowjoblikethis.jpeg
>start to cum warn her
>deep throats it
>blast off down her throat
>lay there for ten minutes
>say I have to get home
>leave and try to contact them again
>no answer
>>698608296
dad?
>>698614460
you had sex with a god?!
>>698614724
soon as I read that I heard Bill Murray telling Dan that when you're asked if you're a God always say yes.
>>698615133
nice dubs, bad try
when i was 18 i once had a long, deep conversation with a 28yrold psychotic chick while she was on top of me and a mix of period blood and cum slowly poured out on my stomach from her pussy. I guess some of you'll find that kinky
>>698615085
Damn, hot as fuck. Which part of craigslist would you find something like this?
I cucked a guy from cl. Fucked his sexy wife right in front of him.
>>698614068
Well...
>we screwed around as teens, just hands and oral, did it for a few years but broke off as we got older and started dating
>but every once in a while we'd be up late while parents were asleep and, welp
>at 17 she got pregnant and coincidentally i found out that i thought pregnant women were HOT
>so I started going to her more and more and eventually she let me start fucking her since its not like she can get more pregnant
>after she gives birth it cools off again but one day we're home alone, she's feeding him, and i'm hard as a rock
>so i whip it out and put it in her face
>she says no but she's kinda stuck and i'm not going anywhere so after she gets tired of me slapping it on her cheek she opens her mouth and starts to suck me
>angry and glaring at me but doing it
>and a few minutes in she's got her free hand in her pants
>i pull out and cum on her face and neck, leave her there with it dripping on her tits as she calls me a fucker
when i was a teenager i used to house-sit for a friend of mine, would jerk off using her and her moms lingerie. mom busted me once, ended up having a sexual relationship with her after that. decent story if anyone's interested
>>698615406
Casual encounters MF4M and I literally responded for a year with all kinds of crazy shit. Fakes, flakes, dipshits, shit posters. I would never expect this to happen very often, if ever again but I will keep trying anon
>>698616072
also had sex with a co-workers girlfriend while he listened from another room. they were swingers
ok here goes nothing...
>be however old you are in 4th grade
>be femanon
>recess at school
>playground has a cool spiral slide
>im next in line
>idiot before me is scared and goes down slow, braking with his shoes
>on a whim i pull myself onto the rounded side rail and straddle it
>slide down butt first past the idiot
>ha ha what an idiot
>there are small bumps where each section of the slide is bolted together
>my bum pass over these bumps
>oh...that feels kinda good
>do it again
>and again
>do it the whole recess
Next day
>recess
>im back at it
>bff asks me what i'm doing
>tell her my secret
>she tries it out
>at the bottom of the slide shes like OMG
>im like IKR
>we both do it the whole recess
Next day
>my friend has blabbed and told a few other friends
>there are now 6 of us
>one girl does it and is weirded out
>shes like this is dirty
>runs away to play on other stuff
>the 5 of us dont care
>we keep doing it
>sliding down cowgirl style
>we figure out how to control our speed
>how to lean at the right angle
>recess ends and we get called to line up
>5 of us are all energetic and ansty (lol)
>get the idea that less layers of clothing would probably feel better
>friends agree
To be continued...
>>698616272
Next day
>the 5 of us are wearing dresses or leggings
>girls are SUPPOSED to wear shorts underneath dresses but i didnt
>just my skirt and undies
>feel giddy because im breaking the rules
>recess!
>cowgirl down the slide
>screech!
>skin on inner thighs keeps catching on the plastic
>ooh that hurts
>takes a few times to get technique right
>have to tuck knees up but keep them spread out a little
>ride mostly on your butt, but lean forward
>use hands to brake instead of feet
>go down again doing this
>it
>feels
>AMAZEballs
>at the bottom i have to sit for a minute
>holy cow that felt good
>but its not working out for one girl
>shes wearing a dress like me
>decide to help
>straddle the slide first with her going right after me
>but dont slide down
>tell her im going to check how shes doing it
>she gets into position
>peek under her dress to look at how shes sitting
>naked butthole winking at me
>shes not wearing any underwear
>god damn you bernice
>a little warning next time
>uh, so yeah you have to wear something so you can slide properly
>reccess ends
>sit down in class
>can feel theres a wet spot on my underwear
>dont make the connection
>wonder if I peed a little or something
To be continued...
>>698616333
>so we're doing it with the slide all week
>technique is so good i can do it in jeans
>the slide is now our bf
>we nicknamed it Sly (dead serious)
>eventually one of the lunch mothers sees us
>tells us to stop doing that
>think shes just telling us to be safe
>come on mrs so-and-so we're just sliding down
>i know what you are doing and ill tell your parents
>oh... she actually knows what we're doing
>fine
>next few days 5 of us are in real bad moods (lol)
>we try cowgirling on railings (almost fall off and die)
>we try sitting sideways on the swings (just feels stupid)
>monkey bars (almost fall off and die)
>merry-go-round (too hard to do while spinning)
>nobody wants to keep the merry-go-round stopped
>for a few days we were basically test-rubbing our junk on everything
>nothing is as good as Sly
>one girl gets caught rubbing on the corner of her desk (seriously)
>so we stopped (or at least i did)
Fast forward to sleep over
>3 of us + 1 girl who doesn't know about Sly
>pizza, sleeping bags, disney movies, etc etc normal sleep over stuff
>at some point our bf Sly comes up
>lots of laughing
>new girl doesnt get it
>explain it
>new girl says she just uses her grandpa's massager
>im like thats weird (yeah in this whole story THAT's the weird thing for me lol)
>w/e lets give it a shot
>we find two in the house
>one is the wand kind with a giant rubber end (looks like a big microphone)
>other one is a neck massager
>you're supposed to lie down with your neck between the two nubs
>ok who goes first?
To be concluded...
>>698616385
>you go first
>no you go first
>elaborate system invovling that oragami paper fortune teller thing that ALL girls know how to make
>fortune teller thing picks one girl to go first
>turn up music so the parents dont hear us
>she tries the microphone
>sits indian style facing the corner with the massager between her legs
>kinda weird watching my friend in spongebob jammies basically cum in front of us
>how was it?
>her face is beet red and she's out of breath
>gives us the thumbs up
>the gods choose me next
>i try the neck massager
>everything is wrong
>its too heavy/awkward to hold up to me
>the nubs move in circles
>FINALLY figure it out
>i can turn off the moving nubs and just have them vibrate
>and i sit on it instead of holding it
>feels ok nothing special
>im about to tell my friends that it's meh
>suddenly find the magic position
>it's like a switch gets flipped
>waves of pleasure etc etc
>i actually gasp i was so surprised
>if it would fit I absolutely would've pushed one of the nubs inside me
>it was intense
>i finish
>friends are like are you ok
>feel a little dizzy
>legs are all wobbly
>underwear wet again
>thumbs up
>we take turns abusing the massagers for another hour
>then fell asleep
>>698615892
that is really fucking hot anon
>>698616204
How often did things work?
>>698616457
This is great. Don't even care it might be fake.
>>698616072
Greentext it /b/ro
>>698616457
tits with timestamp
>>698608711
kek
>>698616470
We ended up doing it a few more times, we both really got off on it. She just got married last month and I hope she gets pregnant again quick.
Okay, kinkiest.
> be 20, feminine-looking man
> in college
> mostly fucking older women
> one woman is 33, half-Korean, real estate broker
> meet most Fridays
> dress in blouses, panties, plaid skirts, bootie socks
> pretend to be 13 year old girls at a sleepover
> play with makeup, talk about boys, etc.
> start making out, masturbating each other
> trade oral sex
> fuck each other various ways: penis-in-vagina, penis-in-anus, strapon-in-boipussy
> over the years I must have nutted hundreds of times in her while wearing schoolgirl clothes
>>698616912
can't. busy greentexting my other situation. probably more fucked up than the slide (which also makes me cringe to remember it).
Took a bit of a risk the other day, but it paid off.
>>698601807
I jerked off once.
>>698617370
Context?
>>698601807
kinkiest?
I put up an ad on craigslist when I was like 22 for a woman in her 40's who I could act out my mom/son fantasy with. Ended up getting contacted by A LOT of horny women in their 40's who were into my post. Hooked up with the 3 hottest ones.
First one said she had a son who was my age and got off on me calling her mommy. Said she never did this before and we had to be super lowkey, she bought a super nice hotel for us in a fairly big city near where we live downtown and we spent one full day/night banging non stop. First time I ever stuck it in a girls ass. Fucked her in the ass against the window so the entire city could see us if they looked up.
Next lady was a freak and was super into my asshole for some reason, gave me a rim job and also played with my prostate while she gave me a handjob. One of the hardest times I've ever came in my life.
Last one was a swinger who was the horniest woman I've ever met. Her husband was there and watched and I basically just spent the night chilling with them naked and whenever I got horny just walked over to the lady and we would just fuck right there. It was a lot of fun, they invited me to come back and wanted to get me into their swinger group but I declined as the entire husband watching thing was something I wasn't really into and don't want to repeat.
This was all about 4 years ago now, it was a really weird period of time and also really foolish. I was lucky I didn't catch anything or walk into a trap. Wouldn't suggest anyone do it but god damn if that wasn't by far some of the best sex I've ever had. Older women are freaky sluts.
>found a guy on craigslist who said he wanted to spank me
>went over to his place
>changed into skirt and panties
>let him spank me in multiple positions with multiple implements
>let him tie me up for some of it
>he put me on my knees on the floor
>I sucked his cock for a bit
>he put me back on the bed on all fours
>he started to rub his cock around my asshole
>I've never done anal except with a dildo
>didn't like it with the dildo
>for some reason let him spit on his cock and penetrate me
>felt like pooping in reverse over and over again
>still didn't like it
>I don't say anything
>he stops before cumming
>he wipes his cock off and starts to walk back around the bed to my face
>I get up, tell him I need to go to the bathroom
>sit on the toilet and feel sick to stomach
>pack up and leave
>apologize for not finishing him off
>go sit in a local mcdonalds for an hour drinking iced coffee at midnight trying to feel better
>barely even got hard the whole time
>>698617551
She is currently working in a summer camp as a counselor or whatever and she said one of the 12 year old girls she was working with asked out of nowhere if she'd fuck her. She told me about it and I joked with her about it until I asked that.
Not much of a story to tell really.
>>698601807
smoke weed and drink beer while watching my goldfish swim around in their tank.
>>698608134
Just did this last night.
>>698617822
Sounds kinda-sorta like she's into the idea though. Not much of a story yet but there could be a hell of one in store for you.
Also, I fell in love with two women at the same time. It may not sound kinky but I have since developed a cuckquean fetish.
>>698616907
>>698616072
>used to house sit for a girl and her family down the street occasionally
>made me my own key
>i used to spend hours over the when they were out of town, sniffing panties and jerking off
>realized one day "shit, they work and have school"
>start skipping school a lot and going over there during the day
>one day i'm in the middle of a session, in the daughters room, both mothers and daughters panties and bras spread out around me
>beating it like my name was michael jackson
>hear a gasp from behind me and a "WTF"
>mother stopped home for some reason
>now i know what a heart attack feels like
>i panic, apologize profusely, cover myself up
>she's looking up, shaking her head
>i start getting my clothes together, shaking
>as i'm putting my boxers on, she sits on the bed and asks me to sit down
>>698608296
Nice to have you here, Mr. Trump.
>>698616471
That was my only time. I keep trying. You have to be a relentless faggot. You have to put time in and be able to not be scared of rejection. And don't expect porn stars. She was pleasant face but a little dumpy-fuck she was 50. But sex drive was A1. The only tip I can give you is be very respectful and no dick picks unless requested. Most cucks are looking for a nice respectful guy. Once I was in their bedroom he could care less. He wanted his wife satisfied
>>698617695
Holy shit its that easy to fuck hot milfs?
>>698601807
fingered several the anuses (at least 4) of several girls and eaten their poop, been peed on by 3 different girls. peed in girls face, been with 7 trannys 4 have fucked me in the ass
>>698617965
We have done father - daughter roleplay before with her as a young child. Her biggest fetish is diapers though. She loves them. She loves the idea of roleplaying as an extremely young child.
>don't remember age, pretty sure high school
>been experimenting with lubes
>scores of nice scented lotions all just kinda burned and made a layer of skin shed
>finally decided, no more fruity smelling lotions
>go for strawberry jam
>got set up, plastic tarp, blue mood lighting
>took off my clothes and spread strawberry jam all over me
>sticky. all. over.
>have a thing for feet, so sucked the jam off my toes
>didn't have to pump. I could just gently touch my cock and let the sensation of my fingers and dick separating tease me
>squeezed cock with my thighs
>scooped fingerfuls of jam from my balls and ate it
>eventually realize I'm going to have clean up somehow
>can't touch anything. re: jam every-fucking-where
>finished a nice, slow, session of slurping jam and lightly teasing myself until I cum..
>..alllll over me of course
>semen did not make it any easier to clean up
>to spite post-orgasm regret, throughly clean hands and play video games while sitting soaked in cummy jam
>get horny after a while
>calmly, but quickly eat all the jam from my nakedness
>stay up until reasonable hour to shower
>toss tarp
>told /b/ about it years later
>the end
Let a guy give me a handjob until I came on a pic of a girl I knew, pic related
>>698618153
>at this point i'm crying. literally.
>i can't look at her
>#lifeisover
>she starts by telling me she has no idea what to do, or think
>i'm perverted
>i'm disgusting
>how could you, anon?
>i'm completely silent
>she stops talking and i ask if i can go
>she says not til we figure this out
>i say i'll never do it again, take the key, somethings wrong with me.
>i look up and make eye contact. pleading for this to be done
>suddenly, her tone changes
>puts her arm on my shoulder
>tells me she doesn't understand what i'm thinking, but for all she knows this is normal
>shes glad she only has daughters
>asks me if any of the panties are from her younger daughters
>no just yours and _____(shes my age)
>her hand starts moving on my shoulder
>she's talking about puberty and hormones and the idea of fetishes
>i still feel terrible
>she smiles
This thread...epic
>>698618335
you got yourself a nice kinky piece there anon. sounds like she's still learning her limits, so take the chance to push them.
>>698618618
Will do my friend, thanks.
>>698618528
>i'm so confused
>she says she knows what it's like to be so horny you make fucked up decisions
>shes been divorced for years
>she doesn't want to use the word flattering, but she's feeling better about this
>asks if i think shes attractive
>i say yes
>she tells me i'm cute
>she wants to say something but doesn't want to make me uncomfortable
>i say that isn't possible
>she asks if i'd be open to finishing
>she'd like to watch if i don't mind
>my mind reels
>i'm like a fish on land
>she can tell
>says i'm of legal age, and if we both consent its nbd
>definitely a secret though
>i'm still sitting there like an idiot
>her hand makes it down to my chest
>i start getting hard again
>she's sitting there, staring me in the eye, smiling, waiting
>>698606490
any health benefits? i got some spinach i can stick up my ass.
>>698607370
if you -really- hate it about yourself, which I dont believe, lube and ram a dildo up your ass the same way. no stretching, just all at once
>>698618263
I am good at writing so I had an extensive post that was pretty erotic, but I imagine its a lot easier now with tinder and okcupid. Give it a shot.
>>698611348
I did the shit and bang dope simultaneously the other day but I never thought to beat it simultaneously too...
>interesting
>>698618818
>says i have to hurry and make up my mind, she has to get back to work soon
>fuck it
>should be the time of my life, but i'm almost in shock
>i stand up and start to take off my boxers
>she leans back on the bed
>dick pops out, he ain't confused
>diamonds
>she asks for my hand, spits in it
>i start jerking again
>look retarded i'm sure
>she's touching herself here and there
>moving around restlessly on the bed
>starts giving me instructions
>slow, enjoy it, focus on the head
>hard! fast! look into my eyes!
>i'm starting to relax
>suddenly she gets up and leaves the room
>tells me to stay put and keep that dick hard, she'll be right back
>i'm standing there, stroking it slowly
>>698607370
Keep doing it - thats fucking great, anon
>>698611348
This is how you have the most awkward looking overdose in your life kids
>>698612040
>also makes penis fall off.
It's heroin not gluten.
>>698619490
but i mean, that shit must feel fucking amazing
>>698619330
>she comes back and sits back down
>sticks her hand down her own pants, starts rubbing herself
>sweet jesus
>i start feeling the cum bubbling, say so
>she tells me to wait, she isn't ready
>pulls a pair of underwear from her pocket
>hands it to me
>it's wet as a baby seal
>she tells me to sniff them
>as soon as it hits my nose i'm convulsing, trying to hold out
>we're both going hard, staring at each other
>i beg to cum
>she nods
>i take a deep whiff, shove the panties in my mouth and explode like mt st helens
>she starts twitching and cumming too
>my cum goes straight across the room, some over her head, some on her
>she moans
>i'm still hard
>she smiles and tell me its the best lunch break she ever had, she needed this
>i'm standing there, not sure what will happen next
Had sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Don't judge me, niggers, you ain't walked a mile in my shoes.
>>698601807
My cousin saw me taking a poop and my (random) erection. It was a squat toilet. Kinky and embarassing.
Be me femanon hitting puberty at the time. Shart feeling weird between legs. Have super dogmatic religious parents so really unsure what's going on. Hold my pillow close at night trying to go to sleep and avoid weird feeling. Start moving hips. Notice it feel really great to move my hips against my pillow. Reposition so I'm on top of pillow, grapple and begin humping. Orgasm. Lay back down. Wutwasthat?! Go to sleep
>>698611348
Haven't done this but jacking off after taking amphetamine/amphetamine paste or whatever its called in english, even thought your dick gets tiny af its 10/10 best orgasms iny my book
fuuckkkk its almost 6 in the morning where i am, i so fucking badly wanna keep up with this post, but i gotta be ready tomorrow, my fleshlights coming... someone pls post the highlight all day tomorrow lmao
>>698601807
I'm a guy and I could stick half a remote up my ass
>>698618153
More
>>698619717
Nah I tried heroin once and felt absolutely awful. Never again.
>>698619869
I feel like I read this yesterday
>>698607353
>turned deaf
First time I came inside a girl this happened to me too.
We fucked for like 90 minutes and by the end we were drenched in sweat and she clawed my back up.
>>698620000
Nice quads Anon was it good?
>>698619869
>round 2?
>she laughs and points to my dick, ''i cant believe youre still hard, anon. i wish i had more time"
>GOD DAMMIT
>she asks me to come over
>sticks her two fingers near my face
>i open my mouth a little and she shoves them in
>heaven
>still diamonds
>she takes her panties back
>tells me to clean my stuff up as she leaves the room
>comes back and helps me pick up all the panties, cleans up my cum off her daughters bed and wall
>i point out she has some on her pants and shirt
>oh i know
>wtf
>she tells me again how nice this was, but reminds me to never tell
>tells me to keep the key
>gives me a kiss on the cheek
>sends me home
>i jerk off twice more
got another story if anyone's interested.
>>698620264
start with pills, dingus
Need to mention this to you fucking plebs. Use these:
>Polyisoprene condoms
>Glycerin free lube
Now go get kinky af
fuck i cannot believe im telling this story. oh this is me >>698616272
>be 12
>best friend has sweet backyard with pool and water slide and mini playground all the shit kids like
>friend's parents get divorced
>friend and her mom move away
>friend's dad stays in the ginormous house all by himself
>my parents said I wasn't supposed to go over anymore since my friend moved
>but I went over anyway
>friend's dad was surprised to see me but let me in
>becomes a regular thing to sneak over and swim
>eventually he joins me swimming
>we horseplay and shit
>i occasionnaly catch him looking depressed and sad though
>i get the idea to do "girlfriend/boyfriend" stuff with him to make him feel better
>one day i just strip out of my bikini and swim naked
>he tried to play it off like it was nothing
>i got annoyed by the lack of effect my body had
>keep doing it over several weeks
>get more aggressive
>sit on his lap a lot, etc
>one day i'm sunning on a lounge chair naked
>fall asleep
>wake up to him rubbing my butt with suntan lotion
>don't stop him
>i like the full body massage
>he stops
>i turn over and ask him to do my front too
>he doesn't want to
>i do a "puh-weeeze" routine
>he rubs lotion all over my front
>i remember it being weird when he got to my privates
>weird good
>heart racing
>doing something naughty
>>698620442
Kinkier than any shit in this thread
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>>698620613
>rubs suntan lotion all over my front
>moves down between my legs
>super slippery feeling is nice
>attention from a guy is AMAZE-BALLS
>just feels me up
>no fingering or anything
>i remember him lingering around my bottom
>wanted to tell him where his fingers were
>like maybe he was too far down on accident lol
>after a few minutes of that he abruptly leaves and goes inside
>i think maybe i did something wrong
>picture him marching over to my parents
>do you know what your daughter just let me do to her?!
>he comes back out in his swim trunks and swims for a little bit
>i catch him watching me sometimes
>i think he was just seeing how i was reacting to the molesting
>eventually he comes out and lays on the chair next to me
>no talking, which kept making me think he was mad or something
>decide to put lotion on his back
>do his legs a little
>no reaction
>then he rolls over and says keep going if you want to
>yay!
>i lotion up his front
>my plan is to squirt a bunch of lotion on his stomach
>it should drip and and i'll just follow it with my hands so i can feel between his legs
>plan works flawlessly
>slide my hands under his shorts
>rub lotion all over his junk
>liked the firmness of his penis
>play with it a bunch
>he takes my hand and basically shows me how to jack him off
>feels like i'm being too rough
>but he likes it so i keep doing that
>few minutes later he cums
>i had overheard friends talk about dirty movies so i knew something squirted out
>but his shorts were still up so i didn't actually see anything
>he sat up and looked happy and relieved
>he told me thank you
>he said he was going to go inside to shower the lotion off (I had used a fuck ton of it lol)
>i said yeah me too
>and i followed him inside
>>698620446
yes
>>698601807
Teased my girlfriend for a week without letting her cum.
Made her beg me for my jizz.
Came in her mouth, then told her she wouldn't get to cum if she swallowed or spilled any.
Extended pain-play session where I tried to startle her into crying out loud, mostly focused on torturing her breasts, candle wax, whipping her nipples with a knitting needle, et.
Eventually told her she could cum, let her use her vibrator on her clit, but as soon as she was there I moved the vib and put an ice cube on her clit to kill the orgasm. That made her gasp and spit cum. So I spent the next 45 minutes torturing her clit and mocking her because she didn't get to cum.
I'm probably into shit that most people would think is weirder than sadism, but the weird thing is I'm not *that* into sadism, so from my perspective this is the freakest I've ever gotten.
>>698603912
You sick fuck!
omfg pm me all of your stories on imgur @WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
Had a boy roleplay as a toddler - pissed down the back of his diaper, spanked him, and fucked him in the ass while he called me daddy. Made him suck daddy off and came in his mouth. Shit was cash.
I shoved a fucking pencil up my ass. Idk why I thought that was a good idea. Would not recommend or want to do something so autistic ever again. Pic not related.
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>>698620711
>weird being naked
>super weird being naked in my friend's house
>super duper weird being naked with her DAD
>he goes up to his bathroom
>doesn't stop me from following
>he runs the shower and tells me to go ahead
>i tell him to come in too
>he thinks about it for a real long time
>like 10 minutes while i'm showering
>he finally takes his shorts off and comes in
>we shower, etc
>i'm totally staring at his junk
>just blatantly STARING at it
>present day me is embarrassed for 11 year old me
>I was so stupid
>he starts kissing my neck
>works his way lower with kisses
>im squirming and laughing
>he goes down on me which was meh
>it didn't feel bad
>but i wanted more to do stuff to him
>maybe he could tell i wasn't as much into it
>he stops
>tells me to lay back on the shower bench
>oh the shower was a huge glass thing with a built in bench
>multiple shower heads, etc
>they were a rich family
>he humps at me pressing it against me but it wont go in
>i reach between my legs and stroke him
>it's SO LEWD to have your ankles up in the air
>i really liked how dirty it felt
>so grownup feeling
>few minutes i feel him cum like soft "taps" against me
>disappointed because i wanted to see it come out
>we shower off again
>got dressed separately
>found him waiting for me downstairs
>gave me a long talk about how we can't tell anybody about this, etc
>i was like why would i tell
>i love your pool
>>698620446
>few weeks later, haven't gone back but haven't gone a day without thinking about it either
>saw her once but she pretty much completely ignored me
>nbd, family was around
>one day i'm sitting in my room when my mom knocks on the door
>says "anon, mrs ______ is on the phone. she says something is wrong with her computer, could you run over there?
>she owns her own business and has a lot of important documents on it, it's important
>my mom is genuinely concerned
>at the time i believed it too
>damn shes good
>i head on over
>she let's me in, all smiles, tells me to sit down. do i want anything to drink or eat?
>i say no thanks, lets see this computer
>shes laughing
>''anon, that was just to get you over here"
>"figured it wouldn't arouse suspicion"
>shes straight devious
>sits next to me and asks me if i've given any thought to what had happened a few weeks back
>uh duh
>play it as cool as i can
>certainly, how could i not?
>she asks if i had fun
>definitely
>she says "good i've been thinking about it too. i had so much fun, made me feel like i was young again. slightly naughty too"
>she asks if i'd like to try that again
>fuck. yes.
>says her daughters are at their fathers, so no chance we'd be disturbed.
>i feel like all the blood is draining to my dick
>i'm much more comfortable this time
>she takes my hand and we head up the stairs
>>698620857
>>698620711
>>698620613
Old Copy pasta
>>698609582
bullshit
>>698620857
>i was like why would i tell
>i love your pool
A++ story, am now diamonds and laughing at the same time
>>698620857
Cackling at that last line. Well done.
>>698610114
Ty.
Went in friend's sister's bedroom when I got drunk.
Started to sleep in her bed (the family was away).
Got real horny and wore her panties.
One pair on my face, the other i was wearing normally.
Jerked off and fingered my asshole.
Came on the floor.
Cleaned it up.
I also once used her bathrobe as a jerk off rag.
I've also drank a lot of the dad's liquor sometimes.
I used to be a secretly crazy asshole.
I'm not really a kinky kind of dude but when I was in day care, just old enough to walk and remember shit.. I will never forget.
Once I made out with a kid who was talking about how he would stay up late at night and see his dad watching "naked girls on tv" and he saw them kissing.
Mind you him and I are sitting at a round table with like 5 or 6 other toddlers watching some kids program.
I'm curious and he says he'll show me. so we duck our heads underneath the table and begin to make out, full tounge shoving and all and we're only 3 or 4 years old.
the teacher lady comes in WHILE WE'RE MAKING OUT and freaks the fuck out. I remember the look on her face, she was mexican and to see some kind of gay toddler shit like that must have scared the shit out of her. i remember her yelling with those wide eyes "DID YOO KISS IN THE MOUSE??"
the crazy thing is before i kissed him i had made out with another girl, right before him and i mad out and got caught. again talking about watching his dad see pornos, gets this girl to take off her pants and bend over while he humps her bare toddler ass with his shorts on, that led to the whole kissing conversation and then i made out with her (yasmin) and then made out with that dude. i mixed up the event timeline but I shit you not this happened.
I always carried around with me that I had kissed a guy and grew up in a very homophobic environment which made me keep away from all things sexual. I was sexually retarded until the age of about 16 when I first started to have sex. yeah.
>>698612178
He had sexual intercourse with a 350 month old female.
I made my then gf smoke a fag in a airplane bathroom. The attendant caught her.
>>698616912
you idiot it's an old greentext from years and years ago
>>698621257
>we go into her bedroom
>she sits me down on the bed
>she smiles and says she isn't ready for sex, just wants to fool around like before
>hey whatever
>i tell her it's fine, i don't want to do anything she doesn't want
>motherfuck
>she tells me to lay down, she'll be back
>i love the smell of a woman's room
>my dick is straining against me pants
>she comes out of the bathroom
in a robe
>she tells me i can take my clothes off
>i slide everything off in .5 seconds
>she turns on some music, idk what. sexy shit
>she closes the curtains, turns on the lamp
>tells me not to touch myself, just lay there and watch
>she starts swaying to the music, rubbing her body, telling me how good she feels
>she unties the robe and lets it hang open
I shoved a 17.5" dildo all the way in my are
>pic related
>>698621948
>in a airplane bathroom
an
>>698617258
do you have her nudes?
I always let my dog lick my pussy
shit thread
>>698608296
Suuuuure fuck boy. Get a load of this guy....
>>698617809
Faggot
Anybody ever experiment with gay sex with a man?
I feel like I might like it, but then again, i feel i might just get hurt and vomit from disgust.
I don't really like men, but the idea of being fucked as a girl is really enticing to me.
>>698621970
>i'm catching glimpses of underneath
>blue bra and panties too match
>i have busted in them before, but i don't tell her that
>she says she had thought alot about how i had all those panties and bras around, at first it was weird, but now she's into it
>drops her robe
>never had much pre-cum before, but my stomach is like the river nile
>i'm wondering if you can come without touching yourself
>i rub my hand across my stomach and grab my dick
>don't want to touch it but honestly, cant help it
>she's turned around, swinging her ass back and forth, running her fingers through her hair
>i'm catching flies
>she unhooks her bra, turns around, and gives me a questioning look
>noddingnoddingnodding
>she takes it off, but keeps her hands over her tits
>throws the bra at me
>i cover the bottom half of my face with it, smelling and licking
>suddenly, i can't stop, i cum
>no control, it's everywhere, mostly bed and on me
>she laughs and says "i'd be worried, but i remember last time. keep it hard"
>yes ma'am
>still dancing, she takes her hands off her tits
>>698615085
>>I fuck her as she starts to claw my back
Had a girl do that to me once. When I got home, I had sex with wife and had her scratch my back more so she wouldn't notice the ones the girl had inflicted.
I 69'd a dude on a bathroom floor while baked during a guy's birthday party, I don't know if that counts
>been camwhoring since I was 15
>uploaded my nudes on tumblr since I was 16
>I got 2K followers in almost 3 years
>I got doxed on June and all my HS friend have seen my nudes.
I don't really give a fuck tho, unless there's some kind of legal shit against me is all fine.
>>698621970
more?
>>698622742
...link
Fucked my girlfriend in the ass at a Methodist Church on 6-6-06. We were working vacation Bible school and snuck off to one of the Sunday school class rooms.
>>698606197
Fuck that sounds fun.
>>698622474
>tits are nice, b cup
>tiny little nipples, just my type
>i'm back, baby
>trying to keep my hands off though
>she comes over to the bed and crawls up
>stops at my feet, still swaying
>i tell her i love her tits, but could she turn around?
>assman
>she turns around and waves her hips
>i can practically see through the bottom of her panties they're so wet
>can smell her too
>i start jerking again
>i ask her to take off her panties and give them to me
>"i've been waiting for you to ask"
>she puts her hand between her legs and presses her panties up against her pussy
>literally peels them off
>throws them to me
>goodbye bra
>panties are in the same position as the bra was, over my mouth and nose
>i'm licking and smelling
>the taste is...no words
>she is still turned around, her hands still between her legs
>i can hear her she's so wet
>>698622933
deleted my page after a guy started black mailing me, will come back soon, maybe in a different platform and being more cautious with my face.
>>698601807
Had sex in a cabana in mexico out in the open while tons of people walked by.
>>698604364
It's fun to pretend.
>>698601807
exactly this webm, but then she kept going...that hurts so much
>>698623197
Got anything else besides tumblr like sc?
>>698617822
>>698617370
>>698618335
Damn you found yourself a kinky one. What's her name? Entertain my fetish.
>>698623301
weirdly enough they're true. between ages 16-25, when I was hooking up with a lot of 'experimental' girls.
30 now, the only kink I get these days is bondage and cheating on my wife.
Once posted in a thread on b that if I rolled dubs I would shove a knife handle in my ass as op was a faggot and didn't deliver. I got dubs after 7th or 8th roll
Put handle in
Took pics
Posted on b
Get nice comments about ass
Jack off thinking about faggots on b who wanted to fuck my ass
>>698623150
>i reach out and grab her butt
>she snaps up, says she isn't into it
>maybe someday
>fuckfuckfuckityfuck
>i ask if i can just touch her pussy, real quick, i want to use her juice as lube
>she nods
>i ask her to back up a bit, so she's on all fours over me
>i want that shit as close to my face as she'll come
>she backs up, slowly
>the heat of a thousand suns radiating off that snatch
>i reach out and, real gently, give it a complete hand wipe
>she shudders
>i stroke my dick a few times with it, reach out again
>she doesn't stop me
>i keep rubbing, whole hand, over and over
>she starts moaning and gyrating
>i'm jerking off with my bad hand now
>this goes on
>suddenly she grabs my hand and presses it into herself, grinding into it, her legs slammed closed
>she cums
>she's twitching and moaning, finally relaxes and loosens up
>my hand is full of liquid, which is now dripping onto my chest
>never even thought a girl could cum like that
>i'm still jerking, but it's kind of pointless, i'm so focused on her
I paid a girl to forcibly hold a funnel in my mouth and make me swallow her piss.
We're talking 30+ seconds of continuous, fast stream. There was SO much of it and I had to swallow every drop.
>>698624080
Nice. Was it a girl you knew or a prostitute or what? How much did you pay?
Pick one of these, since I've been around.
I fucked a tranny prostitute while at least a dozen guys watched. One of three that have given me freebies over the years (I may be a heartless asshole, but good looks and a thick dick will get you some fun)
I barebacked a woman in front of her husband.
I fucked a tied up and gagged teenage boy.
I fucked a teenage girl on a public park picnic table, and then we went back the next day to watch people eat their lunch on the table we came all over the night before.
>>698623640
>i want to ask to stick it in, but i'm taking it slow
>how does she feel about fingers?
>i run my hand over her legs and ass
>use my thumb to massage her butt hole real quick
>no complaints
>fuck it, here it goes
>i take both hands and tap the inside of her legs
>she spreads them wider
>i take my hands and stretch out her lips
>i can see paradise
>with one hand keeping her spread, i insert my index finger
>she's lays her top half down on me and the bed
>my dick is nestled kind of between her tits
>her head is between my feet
>i move my finger around a bit, rubbing her walls, sliding in and out
>bump up to 2 fingers
>same shit
>bump up to 3 fingers
>shes grinding
>use my thumb to massage her clit, pumping my fingers against her g spot
>notmyfirstrodeo
>she picks her head up a little, reaches underneath her chest and starts stroking me
>we're both silent
>only sound is her wetness and our breathing
>i'm going hard, really pounding that spot and rubbing hard on her clit
>she cries out
>clenches my dick
>she has it pointed towards her face, idk if that's on purpose
>she's cumming and i'm half a second behind
>as i'm watching her pussy contract and her juice run down my arm, for a second i almost black out
>cumming
>both our hands slow down
>her whole body collapses on top of me
>i put my fingers in my mouth, suck em dry
>she rolls off and lays back next to me
>she grabs her panties off the bed and starts wiping me up
>telling me how great that was, but it's still a secret
>kind of the same speech as before
>we're laying there, her arm across my chest and her leg across my legs
>my dicks getting hard again
>suddenly i realize, shes sleeping
>i wake her up, hoping for a round 3.
>she laughs and tells me there's no rush, she's free every other weekend
>suggests i take a shower, doesn't want to send me home covered in/smelling like our cum
>shower real quick
>when i come out shes in her robe again
>>698624492
>i fucked a tied up and gagged teenage boy
please
i need this greentext
>>698624335
Thai dominatrix. Paid 4000 baht, or about 114 USD.
Would go back and do it again in a heartbeat. I'm fact, I'd like to go back and have 1-2 of her friends piss on me too, all in the same session.
She also did a lot of other stuff in the hour. Want to hear about it?
>>698624685
>she walks me to the door
>tells me again how great it was, but no one can ever know
>grabs my hand, and puts that pair of panties into it
>"don't you dare let anyone find this"
>tells me to plan on coming back in 2 weekends, she has a feeling her computer will be busted again
>kisses me on the cheek and i'm outside
>get home, mom asks how it went
>great
>took a while
>might have to go back sometime
have another story in me if anyones interested. could be bout the first time we had sex, or about the time i had sex with my swinging co-workers wife.
>>698609953
it's so crazy I kind of believe it
>>698625204
the first time you had sex with her then talk about the swinging coworkers wife plz anon
>>698609582
>not the same hair color.
>>698625204
>>698625690
>went over the next time her daughters were away
>kind of the same thing as before
>only major difference was she turned herself around the second time i came and stared me in the face
>think she could see my soul
>as we lay there, i asked if we could take it further
>she said she'd think about it and sent me home
>fast forward another two weeks
>get to her house and find her sipping wine
>she offers me a glass, sure why not
>i can tell something is on her mind
>she tells me she wants to take it all the way, she thinks about it all the time, but something in her feels strange about it and she still isn't comfortable
>holyhell
>i tell her that's fine, no rush, i enjoy what we do and just want her to have fun
>finish our glasses
>as she finishes rinsing them in the sink, i start to get up
>she comes over and straddles me
>puts her arms around my neck and stares me straight in the eye
>says the real problem is she's worried if we have sex i'll be disappointed
>she hasn't had sex in years and, yeah she knows she's being ridiculous, but she's feeling self conscious about it
>doesn't want to ruin what we've got going
>i cradled her head in my hands, and kissed her full on the mouth
>first time
>at first, i'm doing all the work and the thought flashes through my head "did i just fuck this up"
>then her lips start moving and i feel her tongue crawling around in my mouth
>we sit there for god knows how long, just kissing
>eventually i grab her body, hold her close and stand up
>she's throws her legs around me
>we're looking at each other, faces inches apart
>she smiles and says "i'm ready. lets do this"
>i hear heavens trumpets
>>698625204
Do both fag
>>698625237
She satisfied every fetish I've dreamed of since I was ten years old
>walk into room
>she starts berating me and demading I take all of my clothes off
>leaves me in the room all alone, kneeling naked and rock hard for 2-3 minutes
>comes back wearing a corset and black panties
>makes me lie down beneath a chair
>"smell my feet"
>shoves her feet in my face and tells me she wants to hear me sniffing
>not allowed to touch myself, but I still feel close to cumming already
>she stops suddenly and leans over my face
>without warning, spits directly in my face
>"say thank you"
>thank her, still not allowed to touch myself
>"lick my feet clean"
>lick more and more but she's not satisfied. Suddenly her whole foot is shoved in my mouth and I'm gagging
>she stops again, suddenly
>"open your mouth"
>spits in my open mouth, I swallow
>thank you mistress
>>698626559
I've been considering vacationing to thailand to visit a prostitute there and have a few fun nights and days. any tips on where in thailand I should visit or anything else?
>>698626243
>shes kissing and sucking on my neck
>go to the bedroom and lay her on the bed
>i take off my shirt, kiss her
>take off her shirt, kiss her
>take off my pants, kiss her
>take off her pants, kiss her
>as i mentioned before, i have a thing for lingerie, so i took a second to appreciate the view in front of me
>tell her to start touching herself
>i'm rubbing my dick through my boxers
>i reach in and, while i'm kissing her, i unhook her bra
>slide my hands down and pull off her panties
>push her legs aside
>she's freshly shaved with a slight glisten between the lips
>i make eye contact from down there and give her a big smile
>she smiles back, but i can tell shes still kind of nervous
>seems like i've been waiting for this my whole life
>>698626559
>"close your eyes"
>do as I'm told
>suddenly hard to breathe. Can smell something musky and I'm rock hard
>"smell my armpits, you like it don't you"
>inhale deeply, she strokes me once, twice and I almost lose it. Start writhing but she won't touch me again
>"lick them!"
>forced to lick her armpits clean. They taste so fucking good. I've dreamed of this a thousand times
>she tells me to lick faster and starts stroking me again. A few strokes at a time, and each time I can feel how close I am.
>suddenly she stops
>"I'm ready now"
>she leaves the room for a minute and I'm lying there, covered in her spit and the smell of her feel and armpits. Never wanted to I'm so bad
>suddenly she's back and she's carrying a red funnel with a hose attached to the end
>"open your mouth"
Pictured: the exact funnel she used. Only I promise you, the girl was much younger and much hotter.
>>698626974
>i start by kissing the insides of her legs, moving inward
>i'm gently rubbing her lips, every once in a while brushing over her clit
>i slightly bite her inner thigh, right by the crease
>her back arches
>i take my tongue and run it down her entire slit, bottom to top
>my arms are wrapped around the base of her legs, at the hips, and i'm holding her ass against my shoulders
>flicking my tongue like a motherfucking lizard down there
>left, right, up, down, north, south, east, west
>start to focus on the clit, but not exclusively
>some guys forget about the rest of the pussy. it's all sensitive. don't neglect it
>i slide a hand up towards her breast
>she grabs it and shoves my thumb in her mouth
>she's sucking it like a lollipop
>i take a finger and slide it inside her
>once again with the clit/outer wall shit
>start to get aggressive with it
>her hips are moving, fuck her whole bodies moving
>i look up, her eyes are closed
>she bites my thumb
>she cums, my mouth fills with her juices
>i look up again, still rubbing with my hand
>she laughs, tells me to go look at myself
>turn around to the mirror, my jaw is covered in liquid
>this woman cums like a waterfall
>by this time my boxers are about torn in two
>there's a huge wetspot in the front
>i take them off, and she tells me to get on the bed, over her
>straddling her face
>she puts her hands on my ass, my dick in her mouth, and starts sucking
>she's pulling my hips towards her face, rhythmically
>i'm not huge, but when she pulls me in i can hear her gagging
>i tell her to slow down, i'm going to cum
>she speeds up
>the floodgates open
>haven't jerked off since the last time i saw her, wanted to have a giant load
>straight down the throat
>she pulls me in real tight, shoving my dick as far back as it'll go
>holds me that way while i'm cumming
>i'm bucking a little, it can't be easy
>so much for 'out of practice'
>>698627448
>she starts pissing
>I can see it and hear it but I can't taste it yet
>anticipation is killing me
>I'm holding the hose, there was a small kink
>unlink it and I'm suddenly overwelmed with the flow
>it's more than I can handle. I wasn't prepared for this
>keep gulping more and more but I can barely keep up
>"drink it all! Faster!"
>I feel like I'm drowning but I keep going. I want to show her how good of a toilet I can be.
>it won't stop. My stomach feels sick and I cant keep up
>keep going until there are only a few drops left.
>sputter and take the funnel out of my mouth
>some piss gets on the floor
>"lick it up!"
>>698601807
As a teenager (more than 30 years ago) I stole panties from friends' sisters, neighbors, and girls my own age that I wanted to fuck, but knew I never would. Best scenario was one time around sophomore year, my cute female neighbor invited another cute friend from high school to go night swimming. Had a crush on both of them. While they were in the pool, said I needed to pee. Went inside, and visiting friend's clothes were in the bathroom folded into a nice little pile. Found her panties tucked under some shorts, and the crotch was damp - very clean, teenage pussy dampness. I sniffed the amazing aroma & licked the wet spot for about 90 seconds before shooting the biggest load ever into the toilet. Placed everything back exactly the way I had found it, and joined them in the pool again. Thought to myself, "she looks so fucking sexy in her bikini right now, and she has no idea I just nutted with her wet panties in my mouth." Good times.
Had my ex eat my ass while she jacked me off.
Fucked my current gf and her bff
Had a foreplay 3 some with my guy friends a few times. That I miss.
Used to regularly make out/let my old guy bff jack me off cause girls thought it was hot, then share the girls afterwards
>>698627522
>i pulled her up on the bed a little
>back downtown
>sucking on her while i'm stroking myself, getting ready for the big show
>all systems go
>i get onto the bed, dick in hand, and look at her
>she's biting her lip and nodding
>i pick up both of her legs and slide into position
>i rub my dick up and down her slit, every once in a while rubbing fast and hard on her clit
>her eyes are begging for it
>i say "you ready"
>start pushing
>i'm going in and out, getting a little more each time
>shes surprisingly tight
>my head pops in
>moment of truth
>i take it out and slide it back in
>this time i push a bit harder
>get in a bit more
>move it back a bit, not all the way
>thrust
>she grunts, not in a pain kind of way, it sounds straight animal
>i keep my dick where it is, lean down and start kissing her neck
>i feel her hands reach down to my ass and start trying to pull me in
>her hips are coming up, trying to swallow me whole
>i brace my hands behind her shoulders, bite her earlobe, and fully push myself inside her
>>698601807
Fucked my girl with both my dick and her dildo. Same place and time
>>698601807
Had my dad tie my cock in a knot.
>>698622966
Nice!
>>698628316
>she grunts again
>she reaches up and brings my face over hers
>i'm not moving, just enjoying the feeling of my dick inside her
>so warm
>she kisses me, then just holds my head above hers
>starts moving her hips, real slow
>i wrap my arms around her body and start thrusting
>get a rhythm going
>we simultaneously speed up, little by little
>suddenly, i'm a jackhammer
>i lift my body up and start pounding
>her whole body is moving with it
>shes groping her tits
>her eyes are closed
>i can feel her pussy squeezing my dick
>i slow down and get back with the rhythm
>she pulls me down and starts kissing me, hard
>i grab her one leg and throw it over my shoulder
>i speed back up
>she yells to me to "lift the other one"
>yes ma'am
>now we're separated a bit, i'm leaning down on her legs
>back to pounding
>i keep a slight pattern going, slow and fast, letting her get close but never actually letting her cum
>she's wide-eyed and hopefully wild
>she's wide-eyed and hopelessly wild
>i reach down and start rubbing her clit
>pounding again
>she begs me to keep going this time
>anythingforalady
>her whole body tenses up
.>her pussy has a vice-grip on my dick
>i pound as long as i can
>she makes a sound i'd never heard before
>>698628067
>once it's clean she looks at me mischievously, turns around so her ass is facing me and pulls her panties aside
>"smell my ass"
>she sits on my nose and spreads her cheeks apart
>"I want to hear you smelling"
>starts stoking me slowly, very slowly. Stops whenever I get close but she won't take her ass away from my nose.
>I'm going to cum and I tell her
>she shifts a little
>"lick my asshole, lick it!"
>she's jerking me harder now and not stopping
>my tongue is buried in her asshole now, licking as fast as I can.
>"deeper!"
>just as I cum, I push my tongue deep inside her asshole and hold it there as she finishes me off
>spurting cum everywhere but she won't move
>I'm done cumming and can feel the post-orgasm disgust but she's still there
>I keep licking and all of the desire is gone. I'm in a strange country with my tongue in a dirty asshole. I can't breathe. Ten seconds and I fucking love it again.
Soon after the hour was up. But it was the experience of a lifetime.
>>698621579
Stole several pair of used panties from my best friend's sister's room during high school, and one time he asked me if I knew anything about her missing underwear (he knew about my fetish) but I lied to his face, and said I wouldn't do that to a friend. Had at least 4-5 recently soiled pairs, so clearly she was noticing that they were missing.
>>698613490
Jesus Christ that's the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my 7 years on this fucking site
This
>>698628853
>she starts convulsing
>i saw a kid have a seizure once, kind of like that
>her eyes are all over the place
>her mouth is opening and closing
>her hands are moving randomly
>i can feel every muscle pulsating
>i keep pounding
>she tries to squirm away, but i'm hanging onto her legs
>nottoday
>as she starts to calm down, i slow
>she picks her head up and yells
>omg anon, i havent done that in years
>straight stud over here
>i take my dick out and starting munching again, goddamn do i love the taste
>i put my fingers in her and rub
>push down her stomach with the other hand, try to get some real contact friction in there
>before long, she's bucking again
>i keep it up and finish her off a second time
>slightly disappointed, this one wasn't nearly as intense
>cantallbewinners
>i tell her i want her to ride me
>lay on the bed, hands behind my head, resting on a pillow
>she gets on top, uses her hand to slide me into her
>much easier this time
>she's bouncing a little, up and down up and down
>then she stops, goes balls deep, and grinds
>hallelujah
>shes bouncing again and i tell her to brace herself against the bed, knees/feet whatever, just keep my dick in
>now the bounce is a little more animated, more movement
>i start thrusting upwards against her
>i go harder and faster
>she stops moving, clenches her legs together
>i go as hard and fast as i can
>i run out of steam before she cums, slow up
>>698611232
Such a fucking lie
>>698626809
I went to Mistress Midori's House of Dominance and saw Mistress Pai Ling. She's only 28 but she's pretty great. We talked out what I wanted and she made it all happen in the hour.
I'd highly highly recommend it. The 1 hour 4000 baht deal may not be on the website anymore butbi asked for it and got it. An hour was enough for me.
Let me know if you want more general tips.
Bangkok was just a stop in a normal solo trip for me and I thought there was NO way I'd ever go through with the dominatrix thing. Though I'd chicken out. So glad I didn't. Experience of a lifetime.
>>698612058
Did that at school once. Shook the turd down my pant leg while walking back to class in line. Nobody knew.
Me and my buddy on a bunch of yay and xanax decide to fuck a backpage hoe.. in our stupor we decide to bang a ts girl. Go to her hotel and we take turns banging that ass. Ts is riding his dick and blowing me as I jerk "her" off. At one point we both had our dicks in her ass. I went back the next night on 4 2mg xanax because just thinking about it made me want to fuck her again. Fucked Nikki one more time before she left for LA. Money well spent I'd say, and me and my buddy have a great secret
>>698629634
>i'm laying there, exhausted, trying to catch my breath
>realize that i'm shocked i havent cum a second time yet
>shes rubbing my chest and bends over and starts kissing me
>i'm thrusting here and there, she's grinding a bit
>rechargingmybatteries
>i kiss her hard and tell her to get off me
>i get off the bed and tell her to do the same
>i turn her around and have her bend over the bed, get on her knees
>i get behind her and start licking her pussy
>kind of an awkward angle, but i have a plan
>i work my tongue down her slit, now technically up her slit, and brush it against her butthole
>she jerks away from me, but i have my hands on her
>she says something about not being sure about this
>i tell her to relax, close her eyes, and go with it
>i'm slathering that hole with my tongue
>tried to get it in but couldn't
>i saddle up and start rubbing my dick on her slit again
>push her legs apart with my foot
>ease my dick into her
>as soon as its in, i grab her hips and start railing
>i stand up a bit and change the angle of my dick
>the g-spot has a slightly different texture, you know it when you feel it
>foundit
>i'm all hips at this point, just going in and out as fast as i can
>she starts moaning softly
>keep it up
>moaning is louder
>almost there
>all the sudden her legs slam shut, her pussy tightens, and shes shivering
>>698630213
Mostly is it dangerous and will I have problems not being able to speak anything other than English
>>698621913
350/12=29.16
u wut
>>698630441
100/12=8.33
so roughly 29 years and two months
>>698630387
Depends on what you're willing to pay and how you handle it.
Looking for regular girls, ladyboys, or a dominatrix? Happy ending, blowjob, full sex or kinky shit?
If you play it right and spend a little more money it can be very safe. Otherwise it can be risky.
>>698630287
>i keep it up as best i can while she cums
>we're both sweaty slippery
>total messes
>i pull out and tell her i'm about ready to finish
>i want to do it missionary again, face to face
>we climb onto the bed, she lays down and i get on top of her
>i lift one of her legs up
>ask her to slide me in
>as shes doing that, i ask her where i should cum
>she says on her stomach
>i say 'not inside?'
>figured this woman is menopausal by now
>she says definitely not
>i start thrusting, hard, then soft, just like before
>she leans up and is kissing me
>her hands are on my back and, after a while, start digging in
>orgasm #4? i'm losing count
>notbadson
>i feel a rumbling in my balls, unlike anything i've felt before
>its fantastically overwhelming, if that makes sense
>she's building with me and i realize i'm not going to pull out
>her kisses get sloppier and sloppier, shes gone internal again
>i'm riding this wave all the way
>suddenly, she puts her legs around me and holds me tight
>>698601807
Stuck my tongue into my sister's butthole.
She was passed out and still doesn't know.
>its official, i'm locked in
>her mouth is moving but nothings coming out
>i slow down and grab her face
>"what are you saying?"
>she looks at me and says one word
>"cum"
>moment of silence
>"did you hear me, anon? cum. inside me"
>hope is a waking dream right now
>then it's like a mantra, she keeps saying it
>louder and louder and louder
>too loud
>i put my hand over her mouth and start thrusting with a purpose i've never known
>we're staring into each others eyes
>the pressure in my balls is set to burst
>her eyes rolls back, and close
>the second she stiffens up, i release
>greatestfeelingintheworld
>i cum a thousand times
>her pussy clamps on my dick and i feel like i'm unloading straight into her womb
>i take my hand off her mouth and she gasps for air
>scratches all up and down my back
>i'm still thrusting, my dick is almost numb it feels so good
>she keeps saying "i can feel it, i can feel it"
>we both slow, and go limp at about the same time
>i think she was still in it when i gave in
>i lifted myself up and looked down at her
>she is fucking beautiful
>i kiss her passionately as i pull myself out of her
>i slide down, off the bed, and position myself between her legs
>her pussy doesn't really look that different
>a little redder, a little wetter, slightly more used, but i don't see anything white
>she's still just laying there, exhausted
>she says "try to fish it out, if you can"
>i stick my 2 of my fingers in, as far as i can and nothing.
Fisted myself.
>>698631302
>for some reason i thought if i could make her orgasm again she'd push it out
>i start eating her again
>she pushes me off and tells me "no more, i've got nothing left"
>i tell her i can't find my cum, it's too deep
>she doesn't seem to care
>i crawl back into bed and pull her next to me
>we hold each other and fall asleep
>she woke me up about an hour later, handed me some water and told me to take a shower
>she came into the bathroom with me and hopped in
>nothing sexual at that point, we were both beat
>we washed each other, i tried to find my cum again but couldn't
>bitchishavingmybaby
>we got out, dried off, got dressed
>i asked her what she was going to do
>she "didn't know, go get plan b i guess"
>not sure wtf that is
>as i'm putting my shoes on, shes talking
>"how crazy is it, anon, that this all started from me catching you jerking off a few weeks ago"
>greatestmistakeofmylife
>i got up and hugged her
>kissed each other
>i headed home
we fucked a few times after that, i ended up going away for college. she got a boyfriend while i was gone. good times though. got another story about fucking my co-workers gf, now wife, if anyone wants
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