Tell me something about yourself anon. It can be anything.
>I fired an AK-47 once
>I went to see the suicide squad today
>I like sci-fi stuff
>I am listening tot his right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_bEhSjGacg
I'm listening to Soviet Rock
I think OP is a faggot.
Taco bells 99p bean veggie burrito is horrible. the £1.89 beef one is better
I had a gf one time
>fired both ak47 and m16
>no one owns guns in my country
>never watch TV
>6 hours at work hunting down a bug
>3 minutes to fix that bug
>electro swing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>quit drinking half a year ago
>quit smoking 15 years ago
>can't dance for shit
Im recovering from a suicide attempt and things are going pretty well
>>698600368
That's awesome anon
>>698600368
Proud of you! keep it up
>>698600926
>>698601065
Thanks anons ill keep doing my best
>I own four firearms and love them all.
>I haven't seen a movie in theaters since Mad Max Fury Road
>I hate my job but I'm doing it because it's a challenge.
>Don't take a management position. They rape you for hours.
>>698601191
kys faggot.. oh wait u failed at that.
>>698600368
Getting some professional help I hope? It's a fuck ton better than family/friends telling you to "get over it".
Also antidepressants. Was very reluctant on taking them but I haven't been depressive or seriously anxious for three months now. Actually improving my life and having plans instead of just passing days.
>>698601291
How's 8th grade going anon?
Today i realised i don't have many hobbies apart from reading, drawing and playing vidya, got a lot of time off so been looking into shit to do,
>>698597743
I am a human
>been trying for 2 months to play technical difficulties but am still shit at it
>only have 2 semi-close friends
>overwatch gets really dull really quickly
>half of my cousins hate me for a thing i did 6 months ago
I'm a huge faggot for not being able to get over the person that I talked out of suicide and helped me with so much of my shit.
He has a boyfriend now. I'm alone.
>>698602375
What do you draw? I've been trying to get back to drawing for years. Just never get around to it and end up wasting time with games.
>>698597743
>I've been arrested for arson
>I've experienced 118 degree and -52 degree outdoor temps (F).
>I once hit 2 squirrels at once while driving. I swerved to miss them and they both dove right under my tires.
>>698603252
Hope things get better, anon.
>>698600368
Stay strong! Proud of you. I struggled with suicide years ago. It really does get better.
Anything?
>I currently have my left hand on my dick
>>698603252
I'm with you, anon, from the opposite perspective. She kept me sane and cheated on me a year later. Work with her twice a week.. Shit's rough.
Gets better every day. Stay strong anon.
I once killed a man with throwing knives.
>>698597743
>I'm a Boilermaker for a Class 1 Railroad
>I'm planning to drive halfway across the U.S. to watch a SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch
>I own 9 guns worth about $6,500
>I've driven 146 mph in a 75 mph zone
>I think I have a cavity but I'm too scared of the dentist to have it looked at
>>698605355
Same
>>698597743
>Im sad about all the hatred floating around
>im riddled with anxiety
>Im worried about my future,but don't know what I can do to change it
listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8T-y7q85g
> the only reason im here is because of video games
I like to fuck trannys
i work at a welfare center
i own a 9mm
I used to smoke weed allot, I quit, a tranny broke my heart now im smoking again
bump
I want to have sex with my 11 year old niece.
I'm 23.
>>698607486
That sucks man. Have a collection of "souvenirs" from her?
>>698607486
>me and my business partner released our game today, I'm terrified its gonna do badly
>I practice archery
>I love small fluffy animals
>there are only 3 people I would class as friends
>>698607689
No. My attraction started fairly recently.
Also she's freakin adorable. I don't want to just use her. Wish I could have something more.
>>698597743
I am waiting for an apocalypse situation so I feel better when I go on a killing spree
>>698607689
Just wait til she's 18 dummy. Stick your dick in a tranny til then.
i stuck a pen up my ass while jacking it on the toilet during middleschool.
>>698600368
>>698600926
>>698601065
>>698601191
fucking pathetic next time do it right you worthless piece of shit
>21
>Live at home neet
Have some vidya that I resell but not enough. If I sold everything probably have a grand. Dont know what to do
I saw Scarlett Johanson irl
>>698607910
Ahh must be lusting after that Innocence. Now I REALLY feel bad for ya man.
>my life is worthless and the only thing that keeps me alive are my family and vidya
>I'm not even that good at them
>get extremely frustrated and mad when losing
>don't know what to do anymore
>>698607994
Honestly sometimes I want an apocalypse too. I don't want to go on a killing spree though. I'm just so unhappy and empty in this current day to day life. My family are sort of 'prepper' types and I own a lot of guns/ammo. Depending on the scenario, at least an apocalypse would offer me a chance to die (most likely) or be a hero and help people like it plays out in my head.
>>698608316
just end it and kill yourself if you rlife up to this point has been shit it aint gonna get any better only worse i can tell you that
>>698597743
I have an iq of 89 with both parents being mentally challenged
>I'm at work
>I'm the boss
>I'm taking a shit right now
>it's making my asshole itch
>>698608464
When's the last time you did something fun anon? Or different? Have you considered maybe your just depressed and don't want treatment
>>698608300
lol. seriously man. I hate women my age. I'm not one of those fedora-wearing beta's, either. I'm just done with their bullshit and wish i could find one with similar innocence.
but yeah man mixed feelings. I remember cradling her as a baby.
Im lonely af but my fear of rejection is stronger than my desire to put myself out there. Little by little, im dying inside and becoming bitter.
>>698608464
lol, I have a crappy 22.lr w 5 shot clip.... it jams every couple rounds as well. I'm definitely no prepper, but I will be sure to aquire needed goods quickly should the occasion arise
as for my spree... there is a list..... I have problems.....
but it wont be random assholism at least
I had a shit and there was blood today
I'm at the last stretch of finishing up my summer courses.
I've been doing a little better at enjoying life since I entered college, but it's starting to get hard again lately.
I don't like Summer. It reminds me that I should be out with people more often, but I'm too busy and a little lonely.
Can't wait for the maximum comfiness of late Autumn and Winter.
>>698609060
I think it was just a cut tho
I'm gonna be completely honest. I have a problem with compulsive lying. I'm a bit neurotic. I'm a loser video game addict. I usually pretend to be a law student on the internet so people respect me but i'm actually a sophomore in college. I get jealous of people when they're smarter than me. I have trouble empathizing with others. I fear relationships to the point where I get upset even thinking about them. I have paranoid delusions about being betrayed or exploited by other people on a regular basis. I feel bad being honest. But I'm trying to better myself. I've been going outside more often and exercising a lot. I think i'm improving. I could use some tips if y'all wouldn't mind.
>>698609012
You can get out of the funk, anon. I was the same way all throughout highschool, then I got a job where I was forced to socialize with a lot of people and it brought me out of my shell.
how old are you, btw?
I'm super clingy on the inside but I never show it. I get jealous if my friends talk to other friends more.
>>698609321
Pretty!
>im 14
>ive been raped 3 times
>i like cereal
>>698608895
Damn man. Got that shit end of the stick. Bit to be honest I think you just hate yourself more than you hate the current women of today
>20 years old
>Parents own multi-million dollar company
>I am currently getting paid to look at /b/
>>698609448
MODS MODS MODS
>>698609394
I masturbate to cartoon peonies
>>698608864
I'm actually almost positive I'm depressed to some degree. Basically if I'm not at work, I just sit at home with my cats and play vidya or watch anime. I'm 26 and it's been 3 years since I had a gf. I have a couple of friends, one I go play paintball with or play vive vr at his house occasionally, but other than that I don't do fun things or interact with others. I'm too afraid to seek any sort of professional opinion and really don't want any of my friends or family to know I feel this way.
>>698597743
I'm a speed reader and history buff with a count of 200-400 pages per hour.
I bake pastries to relieve stress.
Every weekend I play board games with my buddies.
I have a really extensive knowledge of science fiction books.
I play for score on one arcade game
>>698608029
Le edgy underage b& /b/tard
>>698609271
Keep at it, man. A lot of your post reminds me of myself.
Just continue investing a little time into exercising and don't let anything get in your way. It's when you take a break that creates new challenges.
>>698609271
But anon you shouldn't feel inferior.to anyone man.
>ive cooked hotdogs on my engine block
>ive just got back into riding horses
>i owned a 1995 gsxr and rode it when i was 16 illegally for months
>i own a vz61 skorpion
>>698609646
Recommend any good ones?
I only jack it to anal porn, but the thought of.doing it irl grosses me out.
>>698609852
Funny, I'm the opposite. I jack it to the thought of doing a grill in the butt irl, but anal porn grosses me out.
>>698597743
I have helped fly the world's largest kite
I honestly believe that Kirby Super Star Ultra is a masterpiece.
>>698609948
Cool
>>698609604
Dude your letting shame from others dictate your happiness. You don't see that people superficial views on mental illness is forcing you to lead an unhealthy life
My D.Va Rule 34 folder is larger than the rest of my porn folder, excluding videos.
Pic obviously related
I'm okay at photography.
>pic related
>>698610405
p cool photo, where at
>>698610219
I dont blame you.
>>698610461
It's a chemistry lab at college I live close to. Love the building.
>>698608029
fuck off
>>698609841
Sure thing anon. Mix of hard sci-fi and more philosophical stuff here.
Revelation Space
The Sparrow
Canticle for Lebowitz
Destination Void, The Jesus Incident
The Stars My Destination
Blindsight
Rendevouz with Rama
Armor
Ancillary Justice
The Road
Mote in God's Eye
Hyperion
Sprawl Trilogy. Gibson's short stories are also really good.
Use of Weapons
Flowers for Algernon if you want something super depressing.
Book of the New sun
>>698610137
i have many random pics from many sources.... twerent me there tho. lol
interesting
>My mom died 5 years ago and I never fully recovered from it
>I don't want to hang out with my closest friends anymore because they've all become stoners now
>I can't enjoy weed because of previous bad experiences blocking my mind
>My fear of rejection is stronger than my desire to have a relationship and it kills me
>I feel bad writing this all down, knowing other people have it way worse than me and I shouldn't complain
>>698610707
Thanks
>>698609785
I don't feel inferior to anyone. I'm extremely ambitious and jealous of anyone who I think is more successful than I am. I used to use that to motivate myself to do more to make myself look better. I started reading books regularly because some chick I met did it and she's really smart. She pissed me off to the point where I had to cut off contact with her because I felt like I was going to strangle her the next time we crossed paths. She didn't do anything rude to me, she's just from a rich family and she's really smart. I was jealous. My family is dirt poor. I'm smart but not as smart as she is. All I want is success and I think that's my problem. It drives me nuts to see anyone who has figured something out which makes them better before I have.
>>698610405
Is it meant to look phallic or did I just let out a freudian dick?
>>698610707
>book of the new sun
>>698609786
More about me
>i surf also
>huge into street racing
>i took bjj and judo for a couple years
>favorite food is burek like my baka makes, she makes it so good for me
>i could live without electronics but not my guitar
>if i dont play an instrument for a while i develope anger problems
>i drive a 1978 chevy c10 longbed
>about to leave for airforce basic in sept 27
>i am 20
>wanna do something with my life
>hate my father
>love my mother
>currently in love with a girl a 2h drive away
>sometimes thinking about comminting suicide
>sometimes i enjoy life
dont mind me, just making sure peeps see awesome backgnds
>>698610707
Can you remember everything reading that quick? I struggle to remember parts of movies from the day before
>>698610772
sometimes you just gotta let it out, there's nothing wrong with that
hope you feel better!
>>698597743
Im depressed everyone thinks im high all the time
>>698610772
be strong, you have my condolances
>>698609733
Do you suffer from extreme jealousy?
And how do you combat compulsive lying? (assuming that's something we share in common.)
>>698610936
Saved my dude
>>698610854
No, it isn't. Where do you see the dick?
>>698610836
Dude that's the text book inferiority complex
>>698610936
Thanks anon
>>698610772
>My fear of rejection is stronger than my desire to have a relationship
That feel. I fucking know it well, anon.
After being in love with someone and getting dumped/cheated on over and over, one relationship after another, you reach a point where it just isn't worth it anymore.
np /b/ros
> I may have saved a life.
> I'm told that I'm incredibly easy to relate and talk to irl...Should come in handy when I become a cop.
>>698610707
I'll second Canticle for Liebowitz, Stars my Destination, Rama, Mote in God's Eye and will add the Gaia Trilogy (Titan, Wizard and Demon), Footfall, and Steel Beach / Golden Globe.
Found a woman I am very attracted to. Was not expecting to find anyone for a while.. she kindve blew me away. Literally.
>both smart. her law school me psych
>first date legit watching LOTR all night and fucking after a nice dinner
>we love fucking and talking and adventuring every weekend
>she finds me adorable
>she is easy to talk to
>she has insane curves
>she epitomizes a tsundere
this is her butt. life is good.
>>698611078
thatsthejoke.jpg
Im a furfag lmao
>i also really like shepherds pie
>>698611341
You son of a bitch.
Post more.
>>698611504
sorry man all I want to post. she is all mine.
>>698611108
Is it something I can easily overcome, or do I need professional help for this? My family has a history of mental illness and I'm not very well versed on the subject. My mother has BPD and my father has got Bipolar disorder.
>>698611026
>>698611049
thank you for the kind words :)
>>698611113
Exactly. I hope one day we can find the woman that is perfect for us, and recognise her when we do. Or that's what I keep telling myself, anyway.
>>698611010
I mean, I don't have a photographic memory, but I have at least a 80% retention rate for important details and events.
>>698611338
Shit, forgot all about Steel Beach. Talk about your magical realm settings.
>>698607830
Whats the game? I'll give it a shot.
im into giantess porn
>ama?
>i can solve a rubiks cube in less than 30 seconds
>i taught myself to break dance
>I'm decent at dubstep beatboxing, pretty good party trick too
>have thousands of magic the gathering cards
>I'm a licensed nurse but have never practiced, choose to be a waiter instead
> if you can't tell by this point I'm really bad at hanging onto hobbies
>>698611602
CUCKED
>>698611661
If you have not read GoldenGlobe yet, I envy you the great experience you have coming...
>I was going to play Edward 40 Hands tonight but got a case of violent diarrhea and ended up not playing
>Ate home made fried chicken for dinner
>Watching my girlfriend play AC Blackflag right now
>Ass hole burns like fuck from the shittening.
>>698610130
Thats my boi
>love taking adderal
>only did it twice
>regret
>gonna become a wizard in two weeks
>>698611641
I'm legitimately afraid that I may have met a woman through a dating app about a year ago who would have been right, but I shut her out. We had more in common than I've had with any of my prior relationships, but as I was falling for her I got really scared and had this sick gut feeling that it was just going to happen all over again. We still like/comment on each others stuff on social media every once in a while.. I can't help but wonder if I should say something or if she's totally past it now.
>>698607830
What kind of game/what name/where can buy?
I cracked twenty games today keep up my streak
>>698611774
sorry, but I ain't posting it on here,
no way am I opening it up to thousands of troll reviews
>>698612023
it's a shoot-em-up on google play
as for the name...
see
>>698612041
>>698611602
You're a good soul anon. Thats some special stuff you got going. Unfortunately, we don't want your kind around here. Post more, or get off of /b/.
>>698607486
Been there
>>698611619
Nah man. That's a journey that you yourself have to face. You have to know humility. You have to know compassion for your fellow man. You have to let go off the superficial bullshit society pressures you into thinking that your not enough because in the end its NEVER enough. You could go to church, may help but it wasn't for me
>>698611058
I don't struggle with jealousy too much, unless I'm with someone who I really enjoy being around and they introduce me to a friend who is extremely charismatic and stuff. I guess that's normal, though.
Compulsive lying is more of a problem for me. Lately I've been thinking more about what I say before I say it, and thinking about the consequences of being found out. It's the most difficult when in a group setting and I'm trying to come up with something to say.
I wish I had a solution for you, but the best I have is to be more aware of what you're saying and realize that lies dig you into a hole that only becomes harder to climb out of.
>>698612041
You got a point. Shame though. I'm always looking to support indie games.
I just blew 360 dollars making out wit a stripper for half an hour and then let her suck me off without a condom for 15 mins.
>>698610130
Same. Literally one of my favorite games of all time. Nostalgia.
>>698611619
Professional help and reading up on it are probably the best ways to go. So many people are against therapy but it saved my life and changed my perspective. I'm not perfect but I'm not painfully suicidal anymore and I never will be again. The idea that stuck with me is "if the way I am right now isn't working then what do I have to lose?" It kept me going back to that next session, no matter how hard. Just go.
>>698612188
That's not the type of thing I crack anyway.
>>698612003
what do you risk? take a good look at the possible outcomes and decide from there. It might not be too late
>>698612400
You need help.
I've played video games since mario bros on nes and I am shit tier in every game I play.
>>698612400
What about neuroticism? Does that plague you at all?
>>698612858
Pic of your collection so I can be jelly?
>>698610125
On ground before launch.
Pretty much every night I cuddle one of my pillows and tell it about my day and stuff. I'm really lonely.
I fucked my best friends wife while he was away in basic, now i really like her and im not sure if im more upset with the fact that i slept with my best friends wife or that i cant be with her
>>698613235
I have a stuffed animal that I do this with. It even gives me advice.
>>698613235
tell me about your day anon
>>698613378
Mine doesn't talk back to me. I don't really want it to. Sometimes I punch it to alleviate anger.
>>698613477
Are you a pillow?
>>698613659
Can be
>>698613348
Dude take the ass whopping.Tell him. And cut off all ties. You took every last ounce of respect from your "friend" and literally fucked him over. Fuck her too for being so low.
>>698613523
I kiss my stuffed animal good night, and wake up and tell it good morning
>>698613765
...... 12 ?......
>>698613749
it would ruin everything between them though and im not sure I want to be the one responsible for that
I'm scared straight about going to college but everyone thinks I'm fine
>>698613702
But are you? ARE YOU??
>>698614154
yeah sure
>>698613477
I woke up at 8AM and read Mutiny on the Bounty by charles nordhoff. I got it out of the library last week because I was obsessed with the pitcairn islands and tahiti as a kid. I even read The Bounty by caroline alexander in freshman year of high school. At about noon I went to Gino's and got a cheeseburger. When I got home I browsed reddit for a few hours and talked to some friends I made on a minecraft server. Then I had to go to a dental appt. to get two cavities filled at about 4PM. The right side of my face was numb until 9, at which point I made ramen and now i'm here.
>>698613765
I do that too.
>>698613842
y-you too
>>698613903
sadly no
>>698597743
>I have depression
>I'm just not trying anymore
>I like iDubbbz
>fuck my life
>>698614232
ARE YOU!!!!!!!?????????!!1ELEVEN11!
>>698610137
Wow you can GIS. Are you a hacker?
>>698614011
Fuck that. Theres no recovering from cheating. Dude if you think letting it fester and not coming clean is the option, then you really are a piece of shit. Not even man enough to come clean. You may not know the value of trust but that shouldnt be robbed from someone else
>>698597743
I lived since i was born till i was 8 in the street -in south america-
where the best years of my life
>>698614372
BDTV is that you?
>>698613903
i'm not 12. I have debilitating anxiety and its really hard for me to talk to hold up a conversation so I live off of a fucking trust fund my parents set up for me when I was 18 because I don't believe I would function well at a job. i feel like a loser.
>>698614713
...
Ahhhh ,.....
So you're Autistic then.... Gotcha
>>698614713
whoa that's not me, but I have crippling anxiety too. unfortunately i have to work
I'm so starved for female affection I've been playing husband for my 10 yr old cousin so she'll sit in my lap and give me kisses while telling me she loves me.
>mfw it feels good to have a woman make you dinner and pour you tea while asking how your day was
>mfw it makes me happy even though it's just crackers and water
>>698614868
I might have autism. I don't think so though. also yeah i'm not >>698614941. i'm just a worthless piece of shit.
>21
>like reading
>dont understund why ppl do anything they do
>when i am around ppl i feel like i am in the zoo
>study engeniring for no good reason i dont like u just do it for the same reason i pee
>like animals becouse they are not humans
>dont think i will live to be 30
I cannot see myself growing old. I think I'll probably kill myself sometime in the next 10 years.
>>698615010
That kinda hurts anon. But you don't need outside sources to feel happy. You have to make your self happy first.
>>698615248
I have the same feeling as you, mainly because I know their are certain events coming up that will make me want to
>>698614576
Not his call, it's hers.
>I'm probably autistic.
>I'm a multiple-synesthete who experiences sound and language differently.
>>698614033
Don't be frightened. Just take it by the balls from day one and you've got this.
>>698611257
Good on ya!
>>698615010
That's creepy. Playing "husband?" I'll just assume it's innocent, but damn, watch yourself man.
>>698614033
It'll be hard work, but it's a whole new experience.
You might like it more than high school.
I loved hanging out in my college's "arnie", a quite spot with dim lights, couches and fireplaces while sipping a coffee or playing pool at the school bar between or after classes.
Have you picked a major?
>>698614576
idk man label me what you want, I'm not going to destroy two people i care about. I know what I did was terrible and i'll deal with it
>I punched my brothers glasses off his face once
>>698615108
See I think you and I could be good friends.
boom
>>698615375
I feel this way for the exact opposite reason. I feel like it's pointless to live because I don't want to be a normal person with a mediocre life.
>>698600368
so not only can you not enjoy life like a normal person but also you failed to kill yourself. can you do anything right?
>>698615116
Now THAT'S a pussy I would love to eat out
I'm probably going to lose a job I love because I protected my co-workers.
Oh well, had offers for better paying jobs in the same category for years but turned them down because I love the sub-set I am in. Guess it's time to take them up.
>>698615456
It's just a game, shes the wife and I'm her husband. She basically just copies what she sees the sitcom wife's do on tv.
>>698615629
That soldier looks dumbfounded.
>>698615935
What'd you do anon?
>>698615509
I don't mean to be harsh when I call you a piece of shit man. I know that doesn't make sense but you have to realize that you did a shitty move and feeling bad doesn't make it ok. You say you'll deal with it but you know your trying to save your ass thinking that your saving their relationship. Honestly must have not gone well considering the situation, but you took advantage of it
>>698597743
>I'm conversational in Japanese, but considering learning Mandarin as well.
>I'm a Buddhist.
>I'm trying to lose 15 more pounds to reach my goal weight, but nothing seems to work.
>I think....I think I'm about ready to put my time in Korea behind me.
>I like programming, but wasn't smart enough to go for a Comp Sci degree.
>>698615811
"Things are going pretty well"
enjoying life
>>698615976
, lol, ya.... I see he is watching a lg canister fly from the scene... looks like a "huh, well that happened" stance to me
>>698597743
my father committed suicide 2 years ago ,i like to play video games ,smoke im working for a big company but as many in here i may lose my job ,i hope that what have become my last 2 years doesn't become my entire live
>>698615953
Well, that's adorable, then.
I dunno. I feel ya. I'd be pretty starved for affection and fun if it weren't for my own little cousins. I'm just saying to watch yourself. People could freak the fuck out if they thought you got too physical.
>>698615976
kek, didn't even realize how dumbstruck he looked until you pointed it out.
>>698615935
Story?
>>698616040
Work as an RN in high care aged care, everyone is either advanced dementia or bed bound palliative.
Sedated residents that were physically aggressive towards the care workers whenever i'm on shift. Their job is hard enough and already shitty pay, they shouldn't have to put up with being scratched, bitten, have hair pulled etc.
>life is pretty good and i socialize with girls and have a lot of close friends
>not really depressed but feel like SOMETHING is just missing??
>>698616426
Forgot to add, everything done was 100% legal with documented incident reports from carers. Management just doesn't care, over-use of chemical restraint is black and white in their eyes.
Only reason I haven't been fired yet is because over a dozen carers threatened to walk out, it will still happen anyway soon enough.
>>698616543
something is always missing..
>>698615116
Same, anon, but I've made it to 30, halfway to 31. wheeeeeeee.
>>698616067
Trust me when I say I know, I know im a piece of shit for doing what i did, I'm not defending myself at all, and maybe I am trying to save my ass I dont even know at this point, but right now its the best move in my book that i can think of.
I recently went out with some friends for some karaoke at an old people bar.
>slightly fat latina woman starts giving me the eye
>starts talking to me asking why i'm there, where I'm from, she's not too bright it seems
>orders me a drink
>I'm pretty sure she wants to flirt or fuck, but I'm not used to that, so I don't know how to nip it in the bud
>She's nice enough, but starts getting annoying tries to get me to sing a duet with her, but I literally don't know any
>she seems to keep ignoring this.
> I just sit when she's all "come on", and just sit with my friends.
>eventually she tells me to lean in so she can tell me something
>after she keeps on asking, I do so, and she kisses my cheek
>I try to pretend that didn't happen, but to be honest, I sort of appreciated being given that kind of attention
>She asks me if I want to step outside with her
>I do
>I tell her i'd never kissed anyone before, I'm 23
> she's all like "really? Why?"
>"I dunno"
> we awkwardly make out for about 5 minutes
>it was kind of nice, but jeez, when i realized what I was doing I started to feel sick
She wasn't too attractive, but probably would have sucked my dick.
I probably would have let her if my friends weren't around. They were getting annoyed by her
and were weirded out that I went with her.
That woman proceeded to fuck up the rest of my night, and wouldn't leave my friends alone.
I killed a man once.
as stupid as this sounds, I am sexually aroused by deaths in happy wheels. I particularly enjoy when the girl from the moped couple screams "WHY" when the guy dies.
i drove a bmw today :^)
>>698616947
if I were you I'd quit before you get fired. Don't want to have something like that follow you around.
I really like JoJos bizarre adventure
>>698613060
The old games are in storage...
>>698616106
>I like programming, but wasn't smart enough to go for a Comp Sci degree.
Never too late, Anon.
I'm doing it now, and I've met men and women who are ten years older than me in my program.
I have 4 chickens in the backyard.
>>698617072
what?
>>698617195
Have you named them?
>>698617132
It kind of is. I'm hopefully finishing my non-STEM degrees in December, but that's only if the school allows me to have access to the financial aid for this last semester. It's a thing dealing with Satisfactory Academic Progress because I've been in school so long (because the last class I needed to finish in May was cancelled in January), so all I can do is hope they approved my appeal.
Even so, I'd have to self-finance for a third degree.
>>698617518
You don't need a CS degree to become a programmer.
>>698616954
good thing you didn't do anything with her lol
know your worth bro, keeping doin you
>>698617400
Would you need to use them as a reference for the next job you apply to? I was saying if you don't want to need to tell your next employer why you were terminated from your current job, you should quit now.
>>698617641
That's what I've heard; apparently, a certificate would do (and is considerably less expensive), so I'll probably do that at one point or another in the future. Current future's not looking too great.
>>698617505
Only the Sex Link, and she's named Martha.
>>698617669
I kind of understood that for the first time at that moment.
It's good to know, even though I spent the next half hour spitting.
>>698617128
Know the value off what its worth?
nature makes me moist
>>698617674
wrong comment thread my dude
>>698618236
>>698617808
>certificate
anon no don't do it, certs are worthless
just learn shit and make cool projects on your own and put them on github, treat them as professional
list that shit as your experience on your resume
apply places and highlight your cool shit
>>698618236
Idk if this is supposed to be a desktop background, because I got it from a website. I still like the image though and I use it as my background.
>>698617808
Stay on track, man. Keep on improving yourself and don't let silly things bring you down.
Be your favorite person and don't be afraid to do things for yourself.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free. That's my favorite IT/CS advice.
>>698618345
nice, too much foreground tho
>Im almost turning 19 and still alone, wish to have someone that make me company
>Write a lot, about the romantic life of people i met
>Hate to read what I write but the people love how I write
>Like a lot tea and ice tea, it's good for me
>Was one of the best top 10 of my country in btf4 a long time a|go
>I have heard a lot of stories of people i met before, like their sins and stuff, i like to hear everything and also advice them
>>698618437
Hm, I could do that. Thanks.
>>698618563
Thanks to you, as well.
>>698616947
Of course you think its the best course of action. You may think your a trash now but you will realize that not coming clean is the worst alternative.
I sometimes google girls I meet on the internet just to see how hard it is to find out small details of their personal life. I know it sounds creepy.
>>698597743
I tried to dye my hair auburn (from black) yesterday but it only dyed my roots, so now I look like pic related and I have a fucking interview tomorrow
Life is great
>>698614011
You already are responsible at least have the decency to man up. Anyway, maybe he's into it and it works out win/win.
>>698618584
>>698618584
>>698618915
Wait, too many people.
>>698597743
> I've killed a bear
> I spend almost all of my money and time on and with my friends
> I'm broke as fuck
> I'm ok with that
>>698618508
kool man.... alot I get from 4chn.... but I do revise others as well as make my own
>>my own
>>698618715
I dont see how coming clean would help anything but my conscience, i keep going through it in my head and thats all i can think of
>>698603109
what did you do 6 months ago, anon??
>>698605704
Nice
>>698619013
:D
nice pics m8 ....
ya, I wanted to kill all the people there as soon as I saw them,...... lol ... like I said , I got problems
>I'm in a long distance relationship while gf finishes college
>I love seafood but hate fish.
>I have a small business that barely breaks even an causes me stress and anxiety.
>I think the movie constantine was underrated and could turn into a cult classic.
>>698619139
That looks cool.
>>698619559
>>"I love seafood but hate fish."
I will fucking Murder you with your own fedora
I'm starting university in a month and I'm pretty nervous
I just watched the first episode of World Peace
I woke up at 7pm today
I'm gonna smoke weed tomorrow
>Play old console games only
>Collect them for a hobby
>Fix and repair consoles for fun and thinking of starting a business on it
>>698619550
>lass...
I haven't ever masturbated.
Not even once. I've never thought about doing it either, it's just something I never thought would feel good.
>>698619715
I'll eat shrimp oysters calamari etc. Not euphoric enough to wear a fedora.
>>698619579
Mesa A.Z.
just east of Phoenix
....... why the fuck does captcha like storefronts so much.... fuck..
I used to weigh 205kg and I lost weight until i reached 68kg. 9 months ago I became an alcoholic and have put on around 20kg. Last night was my first night without drinking.
It'd be really easy for a serial killer to murder me and get away with it. I have no personal connections to anyone. I have gone no contact with my family. Pretty much only the people at my work would notice.
I'm watching asmr
>>698597743
>I went to hang out with friends for the last time before they all go to college today
>I'm always sleepy
>I am currently returning to my usual state of peaceful anhedonia, coming down from molly
>I haven't played videogames in a month
>I love the eric andre show and nathan for you, or anything produced by tim and eric team really
>The last thing I ate was a chicken sandwich
>My dad just had multiple strokes after being paralyzed from the chest down earlier this year
>I support trump
>My favorite color is purple
>I'm in love with a girl who could have been my girlfriend but I was too afraid and distanced myself from her/rejected her
>I fill my cups 3/4s full of ice when I get a drink, be it water, soda, or whatever
>One of my fondest memories is being woken up in the middle of the night during a camping trip with my dad and staring at the stars
>I have an addictive personality
>I'm a huge fan of Tool
>I'm a huge fan of Portugal. The man
>I'm always lost in thought
>I love to hike
I'm pansexual and only two people know, I often think of ways to kill people, I'm into loli and Yuri
>>698619964
Have you ever tried flounder?
>>698620359
soooo many ways indeed
>>698620334
sorry to hear that about your dad. How much does health care cost?
>>698597743
I accidentally killed a chicken when I was 9
>>698597743
I just recently invited the most beautiful girl of my dreams over tonight, kissed a few times, cuddled, fucked off on instagram, and overall had a wonderful time. My problem is, this isn't the first time. I really wanna fuck her, but she isn't showing the right signs. I'm aware from stories I've heard you just end up fucking. I really want to, and I want advice on how to go about it. What do I do op? /b/ros?
>>698597743
just got back from a concert it was baller as fuck
>>698620804
with your dick right
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>>698620770
Some of it is paid for by the VA, since he's a vet. I'm not entirely sure of the costs, but it's extremely expensive. Luckily, we will likely get a very large settlement from the doctors, since his paralysis is due to malpractice.
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later dudes...
I'm 21 and I've never had a bf. I've been friends with a guy I met online for 2 years but we only message on FB/Skype because he lives in a different country. We message a lot but never talk on the phone bc I am too shy and have social anxiety
>be 26
>girlfriend of three years, don't get along great
>pretty sure I'm in love with a 17 year old best friend of mine, long story why we're best friends
>more often than I should, wish I was dating friend
>she may be in love with me too, but she has dead end boyfriend
>hope our lives turn out like a movie, we dump our others and run off and live a crazy adventurous life
>maybe someday
I miss my ex, we broke up a few months ago and he moved recently. I can't stop thinking about him. LAN parties aren't the same, watching our favorite shows isn't the same, and everything I use to enjoy makes me sad because there is a memory of us in each of those things. It's cringey and petty but whatever.
>>I'm a huge fan of Tool
My nigga.
i draw stuff. Dropped out of college and i'm probably going back next year if I can keep my shit together long enough.
>>698597743
that pic is sick af fam
bump
>>698597743
>build guns
>built 5 ak47s
>don't tell people I was a pog when I bring up the army.
>completely hate jews
>>698611451
Same feelsfurfagman
>>698603252
Is there a font like generator for this text or do you have to just make it on your own. I did a sentence and it took 20 minutes.
>>698597743
>i write and record music that i personally enjoy
>i want do kill myself
>im afraid that game of thrones is going end as shit and it wont be another 10+ years for the books to finish
>i wish my room was cozy but i dont know how to make it like that
>i really like bojack horseman
>i like shooting guns but if i owned one i would probably kill myself while drinking
>i drink a lot
