Scotland thread.
Any scotland here?
INb4 someone starts talking about independence and shit don't bother we all agree anyway
Shameless op bump
Aye
>>698593425
Where you from Stirlingfag here
>>698593324
im here maaaannn
>>698593620
Dumfries and Galloway
>>698593620
Stirling here too
>>698593324
Edinburgh here
God our country is the best
>>698593324
>we all agree anyway
your referendum result begs to differ
Ayyy North Ayrshire please end my life :(
>>698594721
We have the best and most exclusive brew, irn bru
>>698594750
Fuck off england
>>698594879
Seconded
Salam alukum from the Isle of Bute.
>>698594773
OP here trust me raploch in Stirling's worse
>>698594721
if we had proper summers. would be the best no bother
Angus, anyone?
>>698593324
I'm Big Tam fae Port O' Glasgow.
>>698595240
Who needs summer anyway?
I'm not Scottish but I sometimes have sex with a girl from Carluke.
>>698595122
There's naewhere on Bute that looks like that ya lying wee prick.
fucking big edinburgh here.
>>698595549
yea thats cool mate.
>>698595638
yasssss
>>698595750
here ill get my cousins to kick fuck oot eh you
>>698595549
Where you be from then m8
>>698594721
You need to punctuate;
"God? Our country is the best???"
Protip: It isnae.
>>698595956
Where's better then?
>>698595848
sounds decent is he hard az fuck?
>>698596128
the hardest in niddrie m8
Any callums in this thread
>>698596272
What a random fukin question tae ask like wit da fuk
Bloody Jocks
>>698596215
on that note im out. too radge for me. he would win
hamilton fagg here bawbags
hey guys... did you know, that the first Scots came from Ireland? Founded the kingdom of Dal Raita, later to known as Alba and later still as Scotland, and amalgamated with the indigenous Caledonians, known to Romans as Picts?
fact is, you're all displaced Irish.
regards
an actual Sassenach.
>>698596108
I dinnae need to taste every peice of shite to ken which een tastes the best, so it is that I dinnae have to gang to every country to ken mines the shitest.
>>698596472
aye well. dinni come to 4chan again eh
>>698596543
Fact is my family came here during the potato famine so get your facts right
>>698596543
aye thats cool mate.
>>698596599
Dubs gave spoken
>>698596215
>the hardest in niddrie m8
I'll get ma granda to come doon tae Niddrie to kick the shite oot o him.
Niddrie is jammed wi fucking neds.
>>698593324
im here
Ye ken like barbie
>>698596665
who the shit cares about your potato ancestry, bro, I'm talking about the historical Scots.
>>698596788
used to be. now its all immigrants in the council houses
>>698596960
Ye want tae fookin go yea English prink I'll dae her heed in
>>698596543
Nae true man, there isnae ony record o the Picts amalgamating wi onyone.
Fit the fuck dae you ken o my history you shandy drinking wanker? Fuck all.
>>698596960
you're talking out yer fucking are you cabbage fucking scally-cunt
>>698597019
My granda disnae give a fuck far it is, he'll come doon onyway.
Fort Augustus fag here
>>698597364
yer granda wullnea get up aff his pish stained pensioner arse
Perth fag reporting
bump for scawtlund
what is the national anthem
why is everyone still up? summer holiday cunts?
>>698598104
god save yer maw
>>698597075
>English
I'm Danish bro, as in Saxon from North Germania, we fucked you even harder than the English. Please leave the UK, and join us in Europe.
>>698597293
love you too, you lilly white cunt.
>>698597135
10% of Scottish DNA is Pictish, go look it up. The Picts never left, they merged with the Dal Raita Scots from Ireland. It's common fucking history, man.
ken ye own history from ye fairytales fookin will ya ye poofs ye dinnae need no sassenach the likes of I to teach ye now do ye
lol
>>698598104
I believe Flower of Scotland, but I prefer Highland Cathedral myself
>>698598104
Glasvegas - Geraldine
Dundee reporting for duty.
>>698598104
a long fart in a bagpipe
>>698598189
mere like get cancer and walk five hundred miles into the clyde
>>698598211
go eat yer pastrie ya nazi cunt
All jist bung this oer 'ere
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>698598308
Fuck off.
>>698598211
We dinni like the UK as much as any Scot would hate to admit it we need the EU
Cos I'm Scottish and my Christian name is Scott I've always felt a teeny bit extra Scottish than you other Scots that aren't called Scott.
I'm a fucking ginger too.
Damage.
why does every fucking Scots thread have to descend into illiterates trying to type in dialect?
You are an embarrassment to the nation. You present the nation as incapable of using our own language.
And while the odd word is perfectly fine, when you get idiots like >>698596553 and
>>698596788 who appear incapable of spelling words like "out", and every other word is some sort of grunting incoherent noise, you make us all look like fools.
you don't get people from Yorkshire talkin' 'bout bugger o' problem down t' pit lad, or the likes.
Stop it. This is our language. has been since before there was a Scotland, or an England. Use it, and stop making us the laughing stock of the English-speaking world.
>>698598211
danish man you couldn't hold jack shit got fucked by swedes several times
tfw when you get bent over by cot sweden
you dumb cunts even got shredded be=y the krauts go build a long ship you goat fucking pagan want stains on history
>>698598488
all the flavours of the world available and you chose Salty.
>>698598664
u fukn wot
>>698598426
[Scotlandishness intensifies]
>>698598664
It's sort of a "code",nigger.
>>698598664
go chew on a cock filthy rat humper
>>698598815
I chose fuck off Dundee, mate.
>>698599014
Okay
which glorious sun drenched part of our fair country to you hail from?
>>698598993
code for "I'm poorly educated, ignorant, illiterate, and an embarrassment to my nation"?
>>698599190
larkhall
>>698598413
never cared much for pastries, mate.
>>698598630
we should reform the Kalmar Union, Scandinavia, Balticum, Finland and Scotland. We'd be great.
>>698598753
>you couldn't hold jack shit
right.. like, when you held your own at Culloden Moor? How are the Highlanders these days? Oh right, they no longer exist. Join us, brother. Join with Scandinavia, and fuck the English.
Aberdeen fag reporting in
>>698599190
Perth. The devil's wankstain.
Any of you cunts speak "Egg"
>>698599331
hahaha
I don't even fucking know where that is.
Tap Gadgie fae the tap toon! hahaha
>>698599352
Can Someone just pull this cunt's head out his arse and chop it off?
Glasgow Hillhead master race reporting in
If you live further east in the center (unless you are under 25 and live in Dennistoun) then you are failing at life
>>698599352
Led by a panzy and still caused a riot
held our own at stirling and highland culture goes well and celebrated around the world manly in shit Scottish parts
>>698599423
Neggo
>>698599352
>we should reform the Kalmar Union, Scandinavia, Balticum, Finland and Scotland. We'd be great.
Trading is a big part of Scotland now we need the trading the EU brings to be able to more easily sell our whisky and shit
>>698598104
DJ Badboy - Friday Nite
>>698599311
No, I spend a lot fo time in Engerland and if I'm with a mate we can talk faster mor braod scots,fuck not even scots just dun-fuckign- donian and no cunt has a clue what we're saying.
>>698599596
now now, don't be mad master scotfag. All I do, is try to tell you that there's an alternative to the sinking boat you're on, called the UK.
leave the UK, stay in the EU and in time form an alliance with the northern countries. You stand only to gain.
danish cunt on a scottish thread get to fuck or get bottled prick fuck back to dannermarlsnsdkn
Scotland is an abhorrent place, ugh. Love Carlisle.
any musicians fags in here?
any gig go-ers?
I work with a fair few bands,mostly shite.
Glasgows full of chav wannabe 10 years too late Pete Dochertys all sniffing shit coke.
Kerry Gibson
>>698600107
fucks up wi her heed
>>698599730
most folk can't speak it or understand it
bairns can pick it up in 5 mins though.
Aberdeen here.
some vodka and irn bru
>>698599895
You actually talk like that cunt fae fallout.
>>698600289
we are the 1%
>>698600187
what the fucks a kerry gibson
>>698599698
>Led by a panzy and still caused a riot
you got your asses mauled in English gunfire, you mean. Then came the Highland Clearances, and the rest is history. Don't get me wrong, your ancestors fought bravely. But, England won and your bonnie prince fled. You can beat England now, today, by leaving the union. Fucking do it.
>>698599735
true, but that can still be done. Europe will need it's Scotch, whether you're in the EU or not. Start by leaving the UK and staying in the EU, and we'll take it from there.
any cunt got the brew in the morning?
done yer job search and shit?
My guys awrite but cann await to go to college in a few weeks.
>>698600365
who? I'm a wee bit old for computer games, gave up my Commodore64 sometime in the late 80's.
>>698600365
true to kiesar
>>698600330
>admitting to being from Aberdeen
>expecting no one to rip the shit out of you for living in Aberdeen
>>698600107
livi?
>>698600107
Girl on the right looks like a Lego man
>>698600681
late 80's?
mink
>>698600706
it's good for a night out.
decent underground music clubs
>>698600681
He's just some turd who leads an army who a dress up like auld roman soldiers.
He dresses, thinks and talks like a poof. I'd say he fits the bill perfectly.
>>698600510
mother fucker was a poof wasn't fit to lead us
highland clearances only benefited aberdeenians and cosed mass migration spreading culture. fuck england and fuck you
>>698593324
reporting in fae the scheme. this place is a shitehole but its our shitehole
>>698600841
>mink
mink what? A ferret?
>>698600706
i accept the sheep shagger meme
>>698601156
cute
but later become evil stinky bastards
>>698601034
sounds a tad like the bonnie prince, methinks eh?
>>698601068
you can't go it alone, dear scot. If you leave England, to need allies. You know this, even fucking Prince Charlie The Poof Stuart knew that.
>>698601097
>this place is a shitehole but its our shitehole
/thread
>>698600949
You do realize that Glasgow has an actual music scene and real interesting and world class talent and venues (ie. Sub Club) and Edinburgh is not bad either so Aberdeen is probably the third best place for a night out in Scotland and thats how you are selling it lmao
>>698601360
true, true indeed.
My jew has no nose how does it smell
>>698601401
Mate I've most clubs in Scotland at some point in the last 20 years dj-ing/working/playing and my statement was based on my fair amount of experience.
>>698593324
>all these suburban teenagers trying their best to type in Scottish slang
>>698601373
we don't need no danes help let alone cpt. swede or any fag for that matter
alba gu brath
Here from Glassgow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>698601648
Sad, isn't it?
The worst bit is the fact 9/10ths of them would probably describe themselves as "proud" Scots, yet they don't realise that they make us look like utter mongols.
>>698601401
>Sub Club
>world class
Try again, the place is an eccie den.
>>698601624
>Stabbers-dream
>good nightlife
It's not realistic
>>698602090
fuck up gyro boy
East Ayrshire reporting. Why hello, chaps!
>>698602182
You're exactly who he's talking about.
>>698601854
luckily, not all your countrymen think like this. If they did, you'd go down the same route as the English, led by Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson.
you can't live on haggis alone.
>>698602259
the big mouthed cock wobble
>>698602090
Yeah and like this is a pure job application or some shit,fucking lighten up "no" voter.
>>698602182
Just ignore 'em. Fucker's got no clue what he's on about
>>698602199
Where abouts?
Ayrfag here
>>698593324
Kick tae kill
Stab for a laugh
GYTOs hiding in their gaff
>>698602349
i can try
Hold up guys, Danish king shit's about tae post another history lesson
>>698602135
mon the eccies and mon the buckie
you clearly don't have much fun in your life, wee virgin prick
>>698598104
is it not scotland the brave? I'm Canadian but my mom's family are scots. Man something must have passed on to me because I love hearing that song on the pipes. most people here think it sounds like a duck choking
>>698602699
Yat YAT BOIIIIISSSSSS are number 1
Best clubs in Glasgow to go to where everyone is fucked?
Also, where is the most red pilled club/bar in Glasgow?
>>698602893
>mfw eccies
>>698594750
yer da sells avon
>>698602893
Nothing wrong with eccies, but being fucked oot yer nut and having a gid night disny make a venue world class.
Macduff.
>>698602715
please report back with results, laddie.
>>698602957
Flower of Scotland dude
I can't even think of the tune of Scotland the Brave
Scotland doesn't really have an official national anthem
>>698602838
nah, I'm done for now. Have at it, Scotfart. I'll return the next time around.
>>698603199
i thought it was god save the queen
>>698603270
eat a dick dane fag and don't go the same route sweden did
i dont hate the english.
we are hardly different races. who else voted leave?
bump
>>698603378
Get the fuck out.
>>698603378
It's deffo not that shite tune thats for fuckign sure
General Wade something something rebelious Scots to crush.
We might be shite at sport but at we're not gonna sing a song that has a verse about our own genocide,fuck that shit.
>>698602957
Naw, this is the national anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThWQcJqeE88
>>698599331
sorry to hear that
>>698603587
I did, but I'd vote Yes if it happens again, we're shagged from Brexit. I'd rather we actually voted to be economically shagged, than dragged into it against our will.
>>698603080
if a gathering on a hundred sweaty young people fucked off mandy ain't world class then this ain't the world i wanna be living in
>>698603042
Bamboo Wednesdays!!!! Juicy Tuesdays at Kusion!! Garage Mondays!!!!!! Bamboo Wednesdays again!!!!
>>698603587
Some people hate the English, I don't. They are just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers!
Glasgow here
>>698602464
>Yeah and like this is a pure job application or some shit,fucking lighten up "no" voter.
It doesn't matter if its a presentation to the fucking queen, or a bit of banter, there's no excuse for deliberately failing to use our language.
All it does is show that you have no concern of pride in how you present yourself.
Have some fucking dignity, and stop being an embarrassment to our country.
any cunt sellin green
>>698596272
HAHA callum mackay ?
>>698603923
aye, better be near Ayr though
>>698603790
D'you ken Big Aggie fae Auchenshuggle?
any cunt fae glasgow sellin green?
>>698603979
I'll shag yeah Ma
>>698604153
nah you won't
>>698603979
ayr's a bit of a trek, meet us half way at glasgow
>>698603795
fuck off you total bell-end
lecturing me on 4chan ahahah
Nugget.
>>698604195
Come ed squares go
I hate fucking scottish they are all junkies
>>698596272
Haha one here same spelling and everything
>>698604421
away n dinny talk pish
>>698604277
Mate am fae glasgow kin a buy green fae u
>>698604421
it's true, at least we pay fuck all for uni though, cheers fam
>>698604099
aye man
if my maw answers
ask for "wullie"
01786 289070
>>698604566
Or prescriptions
>>698604592
>01786
that's no glasgow
>>698604511
tenner a g
>>698604592
yass how much
>>698604693
hes fae ayr or sumfin
>>698604693
It's mah wurk phone its linked to mah landline fae mah mobile
dinna ring if y'dinna want ffs,you the fucking polis or somethin?
kek
>>698603770
twats from brussels piss me off more than twats from England.
at least they speak english.
>cool a will phone ye next week or sumthin
>>698597075
fuckin moan ya prick fuckin start oan mah danish bro again nd al fuck u up. geez yer postcode al come kick fuck oot everycunt in yer street an yer bound tae be one a them
>>698604421
>drunk on irn bru and vodka rn
Mon the rangers
07478 740472
Green fae Glasgow
>>698604935
stirling a think
>>698605223
yass
>>698605135
ya tory bastard
>>698605225
I'm in the west end of Glasgow
Just fone or fuck off I'm going to bed soon.
>>698605072
Go fuck a sheep!
>>698605188
die you hun bastard
glasgow green and white
>>698605223
nae way
>>698605469
it is
>>698605440
>>698605440
fuck off callum yer da is a hun
>>698603378
Fuck off Hun bastard
im a 28 female so no 3:
>>698603771
The Garage is gash man, don't bother. Bamboo and Kushion ain't great either, but no as bad as The Garage.
Welsh lad here
I can't stand you illiterate monkeys.
I will offer anyone out.
200 LBS of prime Welsh male ere
>>698605673
yer maw is savage who works nightly at street corners
>>698605188
Yasss mate
>>698593620
Braehead, wanna meet up and bang?
>>698605387
William Wallace would not support the EU
England is a lot less power stealy. more autonomy in the UK than in the EU
scottish fisherman can now fish as much as they want. they are really happy now
>>698605188
Mate ano RANGERS
>>698593324
Scotland is the worst country in the entire world. It's history is basically a long list of failures, failed attempts to Backstab England, failed attempts to terrorize England, failed attempts to defend against the Vikings. The only thing Scotland ever did right was voting to stay in the UK.
bump
>>698605826
And yer maw looks like a piece of bread you kin fuck off. Heed wae corners sharper than a knife
>>698593620
Braehead, wanna meet up and bang?
>>698605803
We've had like, 3 cunts barge in and spout shite about how we cannae speak like we have our heads planted firmly up our rears. Do us a favour an don't add to the pile.
>>698605923
Gr8 b8 m8
>>698605803
"I would however warn you to never ask for directions in Wales,not unless you want to b washing spit out of your hair for a week"
>>698606030
>>698605856
Don't give a fuck what Willie would've supported. He lived in a different time, different needs.
>>698606250
Shup dave
>>698606313
>>698606030
Shit that's rare
>>698606364
>>698606440
Its dave the rave or disco dave too you
>>698606444
Check'd
>>698605923
>Scotland is the worst country in the entire world. It's history is basically a long list of failures, failed attempts to Backstab England, failed attempts to terrorize England, failed attempts to defend against the Vikings. The only thing Scotland ever did right was voting to stay in the UK.
pls luv me
>>698606241
>>698606279
Funny boys ha ha
Come on "squares go"
Or yae canae fightae
>>698606444
Not as rare as your trips
>>698606125
fuck up yer maws got teath got heroin addict teeth which she you suck off sheep shaggers and poles for buttons like disgust fuck nugget ewhore she is
>>698606503
Square go is ya bam
>>698606506
Cheers pal, didn't even see myself
>>698605856
firstly, fuck the fishermen, and secondly, a called you a tory for voting to stay in the uk
>>698606562
How the fuck did the romans no conker us the you cunt. Fucking needed to build a wall to keep us fae punching all they twats cunts in
>>698606683
Sorry please dont
>>698606713
Nae bother mate
>>698605923
>it's history is basically a long list of failures
google scottish inventions
:spoiler: it's most things :/spoiler:
2/10 making me reply to bait
FUCK THE HAIRDRESSERS
>>698606775
i only like england for the free money tbh and their vag
>>698606904
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNpAzYMCe8M
>>698606997
Aye that's what a thought ya fanny
>>698607105
Hahahahahahahahaha
thought cunts were wanting weed?
I posted the Police Scotland multiple times and no cunt called it looking for "wullie"
I'm only up for about an hour so sames a s before if mah maw picks up ask for wullie
>>698607122
Limmy is a fuckin genius.
>>698607157
your mother is a fat slag
OC
>>698607398
aye. limmy is gr8
>>698607403
So is yer maw and yer da sells avon
>>698607403
Btw that wasnt me callum
>>698607520
Your Nan is dead I will use her grave stone as a bobsled
>>698607589
Fuck off you fat turd
>>698607520
yer da sells porn fae the back of a white van tae 9 year olds so fuck off
If yous are actual wanting green phone Ma number 07453250744
7 a g
>>698607635
howling
>>698607952
>not islay malt whiskey
PLEB
>>698607635
Who ur you ya fuck fud
Banter fest
>>698608168
off ya black man
>>698607764
it's gotta be sprayed shite for that price,post pics
>>698608255
check em
>>698608255
u look gay
>>698608294
Aw naw fuck sake ya cunt
>>698608021
Who you calling Pleb? I drink Laphroaig Quarter Cask regularly too.
>>698608422
Way too kind.
>>698608294
blacks are funny
>>698608748
She wid get it wits her facebook
>>698608502
>mfw u will never enjoy the festival bottles
I AM MORE ELITIST THAN U
>>698608422
its a face swap ya cunt
>>698609030
and?
>>698602603
Scumnock
>>698608748
ye shagged her yet?
>>698609113
Haha no fucking way you're actual a sound cunt where you fay
>>698609127
i dont know im drunk and want to feel superior.
>>698609113
>Manchester
>>698609237
Naw
>>698609268
lol.
>>698609254
Fae* learn scottish
>>698609331
2 bad u hid a wank tae her yet?
>>698609560
Many a sperm dropped on her profile picture
>>698609460
Same thing fuck sake
Reminder that Scotland is the only part of the UK to defeat terrorists with civvies
>>698609731
One of them you ?
>>698609731
Mer now a came all over that pic
Any other Americans with Scottish heritage lurking and feeling less proud of it as this thread continues?
>>698609751
no really
>>698609902
fuck you ya yankee cunt
>>698609853
Yes one on the far left
>>698609914
Alright sorry mate cheers fur the Facebook but
>>698609960
Not you. I like you.
>>698609937
Oh well clearly isn't yer maw then
>>698609960
are you ryan Mitchel
>>698610083
I will drop nudes if you comments on load of shit
>>698609902
I like americans... less now though
>>698610000
Check'd and nice ye done anything ?
>>698609902
dont worry about it mate, this standard of patter is what you'd get 2 days into a gaff when half the folk are in a ket hole. it'd be better if there was somethin to talk about other than every cunt's da sellin avon
>>698609226
Hahahahahahah fuck same mate, who the fuck is this
>>698609902
no one understand scots but scots.
Americans are far too civilised to understand.
>>698609902
Yes.
>>698610000
check emm
>>698610272
You don't know me pal. I can almost 100% guarantee it. I'm not even Scottish...
ran out of vodka onto gin lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdA6IiP3r4
any other scots support trump? fuck pakis lel
>>698610199
aye sniffed her pants and touched her tits when sleeping
>>698605856
>William Wallace would not support the EU
William Wallace left Scotland for the court of King Philip IV of France, in 1299, where he served, briefly as a diplomat, before moving on to the Papal Court of Pope Boniface VIII, petitioning the pope to recognise the Scottish cause against the aggression from England.
The Papal Court was pretty much the EU of its age, and the brokering body in many international disputes.
It helps if you actually know what history is, before you start trying to use it for your own aims, and show yourself to be an idiot.
>>698610510
>p
how old are you like?
I own a girl who lives in Fife, love that sexy accent.
>>698610841
so wallace was in fact a cuck?
>>698610837
Ooft any pictures mate
>>698610846
Mid 30's, mate...are you trying to get into my panties?
McTiny here... Calton tongs
