adoration and companionship thread
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adoration and companionship thread
>>698591487
Then you should add me on my skype, my steam is currently inaccessable since I am too lazy to deactivate my steam guard.
I want neither of those things.
>>698591672
Alright.
>>698588287
>>698588287
>>698588287
>>698588287
>>698588287
>>698591891
>>698591918
If you click onto my name it should tell you my skype name.
>>698591973
speaking of which
do you have a boyfriend yet
>>698592058
>>698592151
going to take that as an unfortunate no
sounds terrible
>>698591204
think of a country that's becoming a really big joke in North America and is being led by a cuck currently
>>698591311
I'll make them work for it just a little
>>698591487
That is fair enough
>>698592240
right
>>698592284
But not too much or they'll lose appetite and despawn.
>>698592284
Yeah, I assumed as much, but what state are you from?
>>698592471
shrug
>>698592479
think more north
>MFW living in a shit town
>No good jobs, no good lookin' guys
I am literally turning into alcohol :D
>>698592284
yup
>>698592648
>Milwaukee
>>698592755
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.
Canada.
>>698592916
you have the same issue I have but I live in southeast Ontario
>>698592916
Canada has more frilly twinks though. Im pretty sure its number one country if you want girlyboys.
>>698592916
Is there anything worth seeing there?
Capital is Halifax, no?
Heard that there is some good stuff there?
>>698592313
when was the last time you went out on a date?
>>698593250
never
>>698592632
Alaska?
>>698593306
close but still the wrong country
>>698593298
awww... why?
DO IT
>>698593395
I assume you mean wrong State. So close to Alaska but not Alaska. Washington?
>>698593510
mostly because i dont try because i dont care
>>698593109
:( rip
>>698593237
It's alright, I guess. It's got hobos, fucked up glue-sniffing natives, etc. 7/10 IMO.
>>698593186
Halifax has a pretty decent gay scene, but I'm not looking for a simple fuck. I want someone I can *love*. :(
>>698593298
>Never
my man
>>698593715
#NeverDate
>>698593250
Snuggles, today is the bad day and I don't know what to do.
>>698593646
Well at least you're honest. It's good to be happy alone.
>>698593821
day of what my friend
>>698593710
Sounds like an eventful place to be.
Here in Vienna the only eventful thing that's happening is that the turkish are frequently beating up the natives with iron pipes.
And the people fuck up the federal president elections all the time so there's revote after revote.
>>698593799
Where's the guy that goes straight up to my face and asks to fuck me?
Fuck dating.
>>698593710
I just wanna fuck, but my standards are too high. (Not lowering them)
>>698593606
guess again
>>698593883
it's good to have friends and shit but I don't want people THAT close
>>698594007
we all need that guy in our lives
>>698594110
Nothing wrong with high standards.
>>698593958
It's just the annual worst day of the year and I feel awful.
>>698594192
Oregon.
>>698594110
>I just wanna fuck, but my standards are too high. (Not lowering them)
Bon_Jovi_It's_my_life.gif
I don't even have much standards anymore but every time I get close to it or could have it I suddenly lose interest in it because it was too easy.
And also I somehow have that weird complex where doing anything sexual with someone speaking german turns me off.
This is THE weirdest unexplainable thing ever.
>>698594213
>>698594213
Where is he tho?
>>698594375
you get one more try and if you get it wrong, you lose
>>698594559
grindr probably
>>698594293
According to the majority of people, it makes me a demon.
>>698594658
Huh, I did not know that such a thing existed.
Do people actually use that or is it just a male catfish circlejerk?
>>698594559
I know enough german to not make a sentence.
i enjoy listening to piano
>>698594636
You said near Alaska but not Alaska. Montana.
>>698594658
did lily send you/demos the pics of the osomatsu stuff she saw at anirevo
>>698594933
You lose! I'm not in the USA.
>>698594822
Seriously?
It's been around for a long ass time and it's pretty popular
People are pretty serious on there
>>698594969
She didn't send the pics but she told me to pass along the message
>>698594668
The majority of people seem to be mindless horny bastards :P
Trust me, I lowered my standards once. Fuckin' awful mistake, that was.
>>698595097
oh
she has pics
>>698595117
Dumbass
>>698594840
Perfect!
>>698595097
I had no idea.
Maybe I should try it and see what good comes off of it.
>>698595019
I said you were in the USA and you were like, I'm in the northern part of the US near Alaska.
>>698595253
I said I was in North America, as in the continent
>>698595228
Yeah, yeah I was.
But, you live, you learn.
>>698595221
If she sends them to me i will pass them along as well
>>698595251
It's like 40% 40 year old men though
AMERICA is the only place on this god given continent.
well that's because the continent is called America and is divided into North America and South America
>>698595413
Eww, yikes.
I accept 20% over my age but 100%?
Pls no.
>>698595413
oki
>>698595370
No you didn't, I said the US and you said the north. You lied to me. My friend from Montreal was right, never trust someone from Ontario.
>>698595600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Az2BvTcshg
South AMERICA is Texas, and everything below that is communism.
>>698595619
You can block people pretty easily tho
>>698595626
ty
>>698595953
Hmmm.
I think that I'm gonna try it nonetheless.
Better than doing nothing, right?
>>698596097
It's perfect for you given your desires
Play safe
>My neighbor is hammering shit at 9:43 PM
Rage.png
is it bad that i am really into gay furry porn but not human men? I'd give anything to be a little furry twink bottom to a furry but I'm only attracted to human females, human men don't turn me on at all. What is wrong with me /b/
>>698596616
same
>>698596498
Hammering boipucci?
>>698596498
I hit my floor with a hammer late at night, blast loud music, and stomp around dropping things. I don't know my down stairs neighbors but I'm sure they're bad people.
>>698596616
Wall of shame
Where is katia?
katiaaaaaa
>>698596755
A FUCKING SHED OR SOME SHIT REEEEE
Pretty sure he's on drugs or something. I've heard random laughs and yells from his direction...
>>698596927
>>698596798
You're fucking evil ;==;
>>698596948
lel, rekt.
>>698596616
Lol it's starts with femme and then you're somehow watching dudes on a sex swing a year later lol have fun
>>698597148
did you ever take a nap?
>>698597237
A glass swing really?
>>698595758
I believed at first when I said "think more north" you would understand what I meant but that does not seem to be the case.
>>698597237
I know.
>>698597398
You know some plastics are see through?
>inb4 I was preTAAANDing to b retarded
>>698597395
no I was unable to
>>698597398
>See-through, but potentially deadly
Worth.
>>698597557
You fucking people from Ontario are worse than the Quebecois.
>>698597591
You and me both know the transparent plastics look like ass in 15 minutes flat
>>698597610
how devastating, how will you cope without your nap after a long day of watching twitch and the Olympics?
>>698597329
I've already been into this for like 2 years. Human males just do not turn me on and I've tried watching gay stuff in the past. Just does nothing for me
>>698597775
>>698597775
Dartmouth fag here
I've gotta disagree fam, Quebec is FUCKED. Ontario is only like, semi-fucky, just like everywhere else.
Could be worse, could be Newfoundland!
Nya.
>>698597775
nobody can be worse than the Quebecois
Wow it sure is Canada in here tonight
>>698597958
I have a friend from Montreal, he hasn't lead me astray in his Canada advice yet.
>>698598115
Except people from Ontario.
>>698598207
And Austria, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Kinda sounds the same.
Austria - Canada
Turkish - Mexican
>>698598207
You're feckin' right about that.
>>698597869
probably gonna take a shower in a couple minutes to deal with it
>>698597812
could be fiberglass or plexiglass
>>698598207
i wish it wasn't
this country is becoming more and more of a joke every day it seems
>>698598357
nice pic
>>698598325
>>698598207
You do have mexican problems in canada, right?
I mean, why else would there be a lot of fuss about that right now?
>>698598207
Have some nice Canadian Moose.
this is a nice pic too
>>698598324
we're like half to three quarters as fucky as Quebec
>>698598325
Is Canada the Austria of Europe or something
>>698598453
Not like the US is in any position to talk though
>>698598469
There's been a fuss? I haven't noticed it.
>>698598499
hnnng :>
>Realizing I have a lack of dank nsfw Moose
>>698598410
that ought to be nice atleast
are you going to just play vidya again tonight?
>>698593710
>glue-sniffing natives
Native from Cape Breton (north of Nova Scotia) here, can confirm we sniff glue
>>698598835
highly likely
>>698598731
Yes, Canada is in Europe.
>>698598731
Dunno, don't they want to build a wall to keep the mexicans out?
Or am I misinterpreting something here.
Or is canada somewhere else entirely?
Dunno, we are getting invaded by the turkish.
I'd trade them for the mexican though.
>>698598857
At least Cape Breton looks nice...
>>698599040
America wants to build a wall on the border to its south because mexicans are filthy.
>>698598943
can I have your knee if youre not going to use it then?
Well, nonetheless, I gotta bail and head to sleep, it got too late.
>>698599268
I knew I heard something about the mexicans and a wall.
Good night~
>>698599340
wh-what
you may have my knee kaldis
>>698599001
you know what i meant
But we're practically honourary Europeans
>>698599040
Don't blame us for our southern neighbours' wacky ideas
Alas, Poor Alas. I knew him Alas-ly.
>>698598731
Politically, at least.
>>698598469
Mexicans? I haven't heard anything about them here, let alone even seeing them.
>>698599469
My knee still hurts, was wondering if I could use yours for the replacement
>>698599540
why thank you domes for volunteering!
I will contact you when it comes to the day that I do need one
>>698599851
n-no I need it to play drums with
gonna shower now
>>698598207
Unfortunately.
>>698600176
Bitch, please.
Canada is amazing.
Domes
>>698600075
thank you for the opportunity to discuss such cirumstances
peace dude
>>698600298
I hate it here
You people are worse than sand niggers
>>698600176
Them's fighting words. Or they would be, except Canadians aren't violent
>>698600298
It's really not.
>>698599851
you're welcome
take as many knees as you kneed.
>>698600308
yis
>>698600591
that's not true, just less violent
>>698598716
Not according to my friend from Montreal.
>>698601180
i don't see that as an applicable source but neither am I, by those standards.
don't believe any Canadians.
>>698600298
Canada is just a pile of frozen shit.
>>698601309
Everywhere is fucked up.
But, Canada, most of it, is alright-ish. Major cities will always be FUBAR, that's nothing new.
Rural to Rural-ish areas? GODLY.
Canadians are not to be trusted
>>698601309
I trust him, he's cool and only has one hand. We talk about film theory.
>>698601462
Not in the summer. Shit has been mad hot/humid.
>>698601469
i live in a rural-ish area and it sucks here
>>698601512
i would never trust a Quebecois, it's just like trusting the French
>>698601677
He said the only good people from Quebec are from Montreal, and that nobody from Ontario is good.
>>698601677
Rural areas suck in general though, that's not Canada's fault
>>698602079
Depends on where you are, and what's near you really.
>>698598463
TYTYTYTY
I shouldn't say he has only one hand. He has one people hand and one crab hand.
OOPS WRONG PIc
freklz ill hold U
>>698602079
Yes it is. Its always Canada's fault.
>>698601936
I like to believe Montreal isn't in Quebec because it's a great city unlike literally the rest of Quebec.
Also most people from Ontario aren't good. There's a select few that are okay.
>>698602079
No, I enjoy the rural-ish part, very nice out here, it's just that most people in this country are terrible people.
>>698602626
He's from Montreal, so I can trust him. Also, he's been a trustworthy fellow.
anyways im gonna go smoke some weed and play tomb raider
>>698602836
choose the Canadians you trust wisely. farewell.
>>698602165
Nature's nice but I need the city life
>>698602174
wow dick
>>698602398
Sorry ;~;
>>698602626
It's good for some, I suppose. And I like the people, generally speaking, but maybe that's because in cities you have more to choose from
>>698603761
what
>>698603919
I meant as in wow, that's a dick
You might be one but I have no reason to think that's the case
EXCUSE ME
>>698604129
it may or may not be a penis I can not confirm nor deny.
>>698602174
you really love that dick, huh?
>>698604712
you're excused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ_ifMD2QEE
>>698604829
identifying_wood.jpg
>>698605473
alright that was kinda funny.
>>698605522
The stars have aligned
Can we have more gifs? I don't have any and want to start a collection
>>698605964
>2016
>not owning your own RPG launcher
>>698602174
you're a faggot
>>698606967
n-nuh uh
>>698607051
a raging homosexual
>>698600721
what is your steam
>>698607208
demossmells
>>698607091
mostly just raging
>>698607294
well I figured that, go shower
>>698607372
not wrong
>>698607372
someone save me from this boredom
>>698608554
>>698608554
>>698608744
sup babe?
Sup niggers
I got you fam.
>>698609026
there's a zit on my ass
>>698608988
good lord... did they commit suicide?
>>698608988
That's fucking disgusting
>>698608988
please no
>>698609135
HAH
That's gotta suck
>>698609027
That is indeed a leg
>>698609135
my sincerest condolences
>>698609367
it makes reclining pretty hard, and shifting positions
also I'm hungry
>>698609600
thanks
>>698609690
Truly life is suffering
Go eat something
>>698610038
ok brb
