Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698580661
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kekz
>>698588422
Leeds get
>my insides plz
>>698557109
isnt everyone in that game?
>>698557179
edgy
cant we all get along?
>>698557222
thats proof shes a kitten
>>698557251
how has your day been? anything interesting done?
>>698588354
except that it isnt
>cringe
claimed
>>698588587
wait wtf happned
>>698588007
yea the meta is so cancer right now.
ekko mid is a lot of fun though
>>698588011
why whats wrong with nazis?
but no im weedman
>>698588554
I'd like to see those insides bb
;)
>>698588554
DO YOU WANT PREGNANCY? CAUSE THAT"S HOW YOU GET IT
>>698588587
lol k son
>>698588011 whitehairophile
To know that spidermans raid it. Along with literally every other thread that shows up more than once a day.
>>698588118 Miho
Yeah me too. Pointless drama isn't something i like to provoke.
>>698588698
Nah fam. Scary shit :^)
Miho claimed
>>698588723
I'd give you a pregnancy
Claimed.
>>698588845
I'd make Miho my hoe
;^]
>>698588757
Indeed.
Hex Maniac a Sex Maniac
>what do you call a hex maniac that hates superman
>a lex maniac
>>698588757
I'd provoke something in you
;^)
>>698588011
Ahh, I get what you're sayin.
>>698588023
In your defense, TF2 takes place in 1968. The Spas 12 wasn't produced until 1979. Whoever drew Pauling obviously didn't do their research. It is a popular gun in Valve games though. It's in both HL2 and the L4D series. It's a very popular gun in video games in general. Probably because it looks cool, and that's about it.
>>698588872
Oi oi only I'm the one that does the fucken
>>698589160
Discount tomoko
>>698589160
I wouldn't mind being with that sex maniac ;)
>>698589269
Its so ugly though
>>698589432
I'd show you otherwise ;)
>>698589269
So it was really you uh.
How's life been?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698588695
Nothing, there is just too many of them.
>>698588757
And any thread that they dislike
>>698589269
Any other sneaks you want to know about?
Claimu
So what happened when i left?
>>698589782
Lookin for a ride cowboy?
>>698590083
Nah just lewds.Speaking of which, gib
Going to go get some food and get cleaned up. Be back later.
>>698589432
Except Hex Maniac isn't claimed by 50 guys and is taller and bustier.
Plus she has pokemon
>>698590334
Fuck.
>>698590365
Lewds get
>>698590334
>
>>698590350
Have fun
>Miho
>>698590334
>Off by one
No trips, no lewds
>>698590365
Cuz nobody wants that ass lmao
>>698590038
Nothing much I think
Glad you're here though because I'm bored as hell
>Mobile claim
>>698590365
Seriously, gib.
>>698590038
I got unbanned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYpuKNDi1Zg
>>698590527
At least I'm not an edgelord
>>698590710
Nein
Best chibi claimed.
i claim Elsa :^)
>>698590890
>Hex
>Maniac
>Not edglord
Can't tell if stupid or you're fucking with me
>>698590890
I'll get the lucky numbers sometime.
>Captcha:Via Torino
???
>>698590534
Ah, i see.
Not sure how to keep you entertained though.
What have you been doing today?
>>698590757
That's good news! Shiro it was, correct?
What did you do during the time that you were banned?
>>698591087
Elsa a shit, Hex Maniac a lewds.
>>698591098
Less edgy than yuno to be honest
>>698591272
Hello. Favourite klk girl
Hex, you know you want to post them and you can't ignore this get
>>698591272
Correct. Nothing.
>i never do anything
Well, that's a bit untrue, I started running daily again.
>>698589541
Hah, check this out... A list of every movie, TV series, video game and Anime to feature a SPAS-12: imfdb.org/wiki/Franchi_SPAS-12
>>698589852
I'm doing alright. Getting my life back on track. How about you?
>>698589901
I have a few suspicions. Haven't pegged who's who yet. I'm sure some people left, not so sure who stayed as of yet. For those who have, wondering why the changes. Already knew about the super secret meme factory, but that's always been off limits.
Half the thread is edgelord. RIP.
>>698591455
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
This is even worse than the 334 I got earlier.
>>698591291
Shut up thief, Elsa top tier 3d
>>698591272
It's okay im watching some anime atm so I'll be fine but waifu has been lame lately
And nothing much played some fire emblem and smash
You just woke up right? Whats your plan for today?
>>698591484
Wait you were banned?
Well welcome back
Rolling for Hex
>>698591545
Yeah IMFDB is pretty good.
>>698591602
If Elsa a top tier, post lewds
Shiny frenchie frame's waifu material
>>698591560
This site is edgelord tbh
Time for a walk, ciao
>>698591763
Yea, for making thread. You seem pretty cool from what I've seen, but wasn't able to talk to ya because, y'know. How are you?
>>698592020
I got 2020.
>mirai come out of lurk when?
>>698591602
Elsa is shit
>>698591560
>implying rory isn't edgy
Hex come on bb
>>698591888
Fuck you you stole my trips
>>698591545
Same old same.
Nothing really new to tell, not that it's a bad thing anyways.
>>698591602
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Drinking is tragic
>>698591781
i-i could not do t-that sempai...
Come on Hex
>>698592329
That's what I thought
>>698592129
Hey, there is a good reason for that edge. She plans on deleting it.
>>698592020
Yea same. And I noticed the mods randomly banning waifu threads so weird
And I'm great. Finally had good weather today
What about you?
>>698592265
So you're back
Whats up?
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>698590350
No need to hurry back.
Nobody will miss you.
>>698591545
>super secret meme factory
Witch one are you talking about?
There is a few.
>>698591375
Hello, Best NPC Trainer! how has your day been?
>>698591484
Oh, have you played any vidya or have you been listening to anything? i don't do much anymore either to be honest.
>>698591560
Surely you jestin!
>>698591763
Well woke up and took a shower, but yes.
Almost everything has been quiet lately for some reason, maybe everybody is busy with something.
I plan to do the usual, continue playing through a lot of Kirby Games and play with the dogs.
What have you been watching?
>>698592627
Its the weather, its too nice
Why cant it rain
I miss the rain. My plants are dying and I need the rain to counter the dryness
this useless and seasonal piece of trash claimed
>>698592850
Yea most interesting people are either sleeping or just away for a moment
Sounds great tbh what kind of dog do you have?
I'm watching akame ga kill atm, it's great
>>698592987
Wait where do you live? Can I please get some sun from you? It's mostly rainy here
>Can't you just water them yourself?
>>698592744
I won't go throwing names out, but I know. Maybe one starts with a T (not the voice one), and maybe one starts with a D. I don't know if the Steam group was really a secret, but that too. I was happy to see that these threads were still around and no one cracked down on them, so I deleted the backup I had running. Wasn't getting any use anyway. Miss the old faces though. Seen a few but they don't seem to really stop (at least with the faces I knew them as).
>>698592179
I heard just. Just lounging.
>>698592627
Fine, just being an oddly boring person as always.
>>698592850
Nope, not really any vidya, but managed to finish two animes. Chuunibyou and Another, 4/10 and 5/10 overall respectively, both kinda meh. School is starting in 10 days for me, so that'll provide something to do, albeit shitty.
>ya happy to start seeing nonon again?
Is alpha sapphire and omega ruby remakes of Ruby and sapphire?
If so where is my beta Emerald?
>>698593564
I water them but all they do is die
They always die
Take my new york sun, I dont like it ajyways
I need the winter back
I need
Jiggling my thighs tickles my balls
>>698592850
Pretty good, hopped on Pokemon Ruby for a while
>>698593487
Whats the point of claiming a waifu if you claim a filth slut who anyone can find outside
>>698593750
Hey come on, we're all boring so ont mention it
You didn't like another?
Why not
>>698593917
Perhaps you water them too much thats a thing too
>Hah mistake, you've just trades weather with one of the coldest and rainiest countries around
>>698593707
You're waifu is appalling tbh
Hello friendos
>>698594545
You got a LEG up on me!
If emi was in a gang itd be the CRIPS
>>698594320
Carlos already beat you to that pun, sorry.
>>698593564
Two Golden Retrievers, One is nine years old and always tired but is always a big sweetie and the other is only a year old and is very energetic. She will always make very cute noises and wag so fast it looks like she might take off like a helicopter when she sees you.
The old one, while always a bit tired, can still do very impressive things like carry three tennis balls in his mouth at once, one time he came up to me with four! both of them usually hang out nearby whenever they can.
>>698593750
Well that sucks, hopefully it's not as shitty for you as it was for me a long time ago.
I'm always happy to see Anonon! i wonder where Asuka went though.
>>698594084
What do you think of Sun and Moon so far?
>>698595010
That's great I love the combination of old and young dogs
Damn four? That's even impressive in porn
Do you plan on buying the new Pokemon?
I think the new starters look sweet
>>698594226
I care so much for them and all they do is die.
I miss my flowers
I love them so much.
Theyre purples and red make me happy
>>698594226
Ah, I didn't necessarily dislike it, but I didn't really like it either. 5/10 is a fine score, at least by my standards. I'm pretty analytical when it comes to anime.
>>698595010
>it's pretty bad
But I'll be fine.
>
H...hi....
>>698595010
Oh, dogger edition?
We only have a pitxstaffy. He had a buddy until about 2 months ago when our 13 year old black lab died.
>>698595599
>>698595599
H...H Hello
>>698595599
>Text stutter
It can't get much worse than this.
>When you but before you thought you were going to and get cum all over
God damn it body, if I can't trust you who can I trust?
>>698595822
erp is much worse
>>698595726
>>698595791
>
>>698595822
Are ya challenging me?
>>698594834
Are you proud of yourself?
Move over, Yuno. Lovely my angel Ayase-tan needs some room in the thread.
>>698595494
Yea I'm pretty sure you smothered them with your love
What kind of flowers are they? Perhaps I can I help
>I had a big garden when I was a kid
>>698595497
Okay I see then. I liked it so I had to ask
What is by your standards a 9/10 then?
>10/10 don't exist
>>698595599
Hey there!
Hows math treating you?
Ow wait you dropped it
>>698596028
wanna erp?
>>698596132
who?
>>698595822
>Ruri
It can't get much worse than this
>>698595882
What?
>>698596033
A little
I sure love making polls.
I bless all of you.
>>698596184
Ruri a cute. Hex Maniac a shit. Confirmed.
>>698596184
it's ok....it made me chuckle a little
>>698596184
>>698594084
>tumblr_mv060...
Step it up, friendo.
>>698596028
I don't know you and what you're capable of, but take it the way you prefer.
>>698594179
>she's a filthy slut
just because
here
>>698596446
what does that make rory?
>>698596164
I didn't drop it. It just isn't a big subject in my college. Like, I'll study it for 3 months only. And it will be about countries economy.
>>698596183
Maybe. Maybe I have already forgiven ya.
>>698596028
G-gimme your d-discord please...
>>698596164
I have a 10/10. It's called Non Non Biyori. 9/10 for me is Ping Pong: The Animation. Beautiful animation, great story for it basically being a slice of life anime. 10/10, at least for me is if it affects your life personally, in a good way. That also applies to 9/10.
>>698596164
No its just this lack of rain, I garden alot too and the poor bastards just wont stay alive foreber.
Two months is enough for them I guess.
Ill miss miss em
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>698593707
Oh boy, this might cause some flames.
Least important, Ts3 right now is just Me and Redowa playing 7dtd. Not much else going on in the middle of night. Surprisingly it's still used daily by more than 3 people. Might be the easiest way to spot older faces.
Tg (and D but that's another story) is mostly for game chats and random small talks, rarely anyone talks about the threads or things like that. At this point its a whole another community.
>with some exceptions of course
Im not sure whats happening with steam group, i think its there just cause why not.
Or i don't know anything about it because im not a part of it. Don't really want a huge ''look im a weeb'' sign in my steam profile that gets viewed by people i still have to meet.
There are some older anons who visit the threads in one way or another, but not in the way most expect them to be.
>>698596756
Yuiko#4023
>>698596717
G... G Good
>>698596655
Sup bro
>>698596756
Non non biyori is shit
>>698595490
And Goldens make it even better!
Pokemon is looking pretty decent so far.
I think i'll get moon sometime after it comes out.
>>698595497
Just hope it isn't hell, will you still hang out here in the meantime?
>>698595716
They're adorable! and sorry to hear that. that's always hard to deal with.
>>698595599
Greetings!
>>698596678
Not a shit.
>>698597166
woke up from a nap and began to hunt a cockatrice in witcher
>>698597334
But rory is a shit
Lelei and tuka are better
>TFW no Mikhail Kalashnikov chatbot
God damn it I just want to talk to the greatest firearm inventor of all time.
>>698597334
So rory is in the middle?
>>698597079
>
>>698597300
Greetings.
What's up?
>>698596655
Ayo smug mug
How's it hanging?
>>698596717
Meh I guess I misunderstood you last time
So anyway hows it going?
>>698596756
>Non non biyori
Immediately added to my to watch list
Without spoiling whats so great about it?
I see it's seinen, so it's gonna be a deep one
>>698596838
Well I guess
Just buy new ones, flowers don't have a conscience so it's okay
>>698597300
>Moon
>Not sun
And I thought you weren't a filthy degenerate
That lion is much more awesome than that other legendary
>>698597444
>Tomoko
>Hunting cock
>With those trips
I'll allow it
>>698597561
Nice feet ^.^
>>698597479
will she be able to open that bottle?
>>698597703
Nope.Its a running gag in Upotte that she can't open bottles (This is because in real life, the Galil was said to have a bottle opener, but that was scrapped after the military adopted it.This led to soldiers using the magazine lips to open bottles, damaging the magazines)
>>698597620
much the same
>>698597644
did i need to ask automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl
>>698597701
>
>>698597300
I will. It's only high school after all, assuming ya remember my age.
>it'll be hell
>>698597166
I don't care about your opinion.
>i bet you don't even love your waifu
>>698597620
I can't really spoil it, it being a slice of life and all.
>i'm fucking horrid at explaining things, it's just really good.
>>698597620
Its not okay to me, I loved those guys
They saw me thru my brothers wedding.
My sister in laws pregnancy.
My cousins wedding
Its not going to be the same plant.
Mmmm
>>698598053
Ne kot vam rasputnik!
>>698598137
lewd
>>698596903
>this might cause flames
While I do see a lot of new faces, whoever else was here while I was last, they already know about most of this, so it really isn't big news.
I always had the Ts3 written down but I only got Overwatch recently and I never played WoWs, so I never saw much use for it then.
I was mainly worried about my identity leaking out, because some people might be able to identify me, so I never joined the Steam Group.
I already know some people either troll here, or are using alternate waifus. There was always a rift between the oldfags and the newer members of the community. Mainly over some differences and popularity the threads were receiving.
Some of the alternate identities are quite obvious, those who picked outside the norm.
I know people were always split about me, so I understand if I don't see them around.
>>698598277
None of those were your experiences though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10945502
do waifu meme? how do u meme waifus
>>698597461
Lelei is better waifu material but Tuka a complete shit.
>mind of a teenager
>sleeps naked with her father
>does one thing of note in the whole anime
>constant drag on the team
Rory is below Arpeggio, who is between Rory and Lelei. Then it goes Pina, Mari, Persia, Delilah, Bozes, Shino, Myuute, Tyuule, Beefeater, Yao and Tuka. Tuka a 100% shit.
>>698597620
I think they're both really neat but we already have like 2 Majestic Fire Legendaries.
>>698597561
Not much, how about you?
>>698598245
I do remember, hope to still see you often but you'll probably be tired.
>>698598744
I'm always tired.
>>698598655
>205 votes
Did you post this in multiple other threads?
>>698598314
no need to get upset or anything
>>698598655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9IRZg0_fUA
I'm the only one with the power to create amazing strawpolls, Anon.
For example, this one that I posted to lolcow
http://www.strawpoll.me/10939405
>>698598320
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>>698598744
Just chatting with friends. I may go to sleep in one hour or so.
>>698598053
That's great then
Have fun with the witcher I guess
>>698598245
>Highschool
I feel really sorry for you kid
Also it's okay I'll watch it anyways
What did you think of dead man wonderland?
>>698598277
You put too much feelings into flowers man, they're just plants they only mean as much as you want them to
>>698598744
I guess it doesn't really matter since as of late pokemon has given you the opportunity to catch both
>>698598042
Thats not what i thought 'cause my mom used to open bottles with her Galil, but now you explained to me
>>698598548
But its something that went along side it
Me and my brother werent ever super close
But seeing him grow up and get married and have a kid on the way...
The plants dying kinda ends up being a book end of the thing.
>>698599373
6/10. Manga was better, 8/10.
>>698599373
But they have meaning, everything does.
You just have to look at it
>>698599373
sorry that im horribly boring
>>698598900
Oh, i guess i can understand that.
>>698599099
Ah, see ya later i guess.
>Implying
>>698599373
X/Y and the games before that didn't do this though..
>>698598949
Eyy gurrl. How's it going?
>>698599580
That looks a lot like Monsoon from MGR:R
>>698599580
Agreed, I loved the title song though
So what's going on man?
>>698599680
Yea but what's the point of giving everything meaning if it dies in the end anyway
Like yourself, whats the point of living?
>Ow boy here we go
>>698599713
Hah its okay, tbh i had a question ready for you but my phone bugged and it removed and I was too tired to retype
>I'll guess I'll ask again
How do you play witcher? Rush the mainquest or every other side quest first?
>>698600021
I believe silver and gold did, but I might be wrong
That was a really long time ago
Come to think of it, whats your favourite Pokemon game?
>>698600021
It's not a huge deal, at least I think. I've gotten adjusted to it. As long as it doesn't affect my running.
>>698600139
You're not dead.
>>698599029
vasha zhena der'mo , lisitsa Yevrey dlya zhizni pidor gospodina
>>698599405
What?
>>698600139
Why is your waifu the TF2 lady?
>>698600408
Not much, think I should probably go run or something soon I guess.
>>698600566
Running is good for the body and soul
>>698600736
It's quite nice, isn't it?
>>698600408
There is no point
You make your own point
For me everything has a reason for being here
I was crushed when my mom crushed acaterpillar
I compared it to a 100 foot robot crushing her.
You dont need to, i get it.
But I like the thought that even the smallest thing has good meaning
>>698600408
do everything that although i have to be careful some quests especially the hunts.
>>698600519
dont know what you are saying but i assume it is not positive
>>698592744
Don't be so tsun Syndra.
You may not like me, but at least you probably don't hate me maybe.
>>698600566
>>698600736
>>698600901
Look at these plebs, anything physical is bad
>>698601058
I'm getting a pretty clear image of who you are
>Hippie as fuck
How's living in your Volkswagen van going dude?
>>698601186
Yea I heard they can be quite though
They don't adjust levels as in the elder scrolls
>>698601283
I hate you
>>698600408
Either Emerald or White 2 i guess.
>>698600438
That's good to know, i'm always tired yet i sleep more than most would.
>>698601058
That still doesn't make your dick good.
>>698600901
Yeah, and it's always good to practice just in case
>>698601186
"Your waifu a shit, Jewish fox for life faglord"
(Technically translates to "your wife shit Judaism fox live Mr.Fag" but whatever)
>>698601411
I need to do it to live.
>>698600139
Big TF2 fan, been playing since it's release in 2007. That and Pauling is cute.
>>698600438
Who told you that?
