Waifu Claiming Thread
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Rules:
>Naps are God
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (Go Be a Faggot Elsewhere)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, The heaviest blow which ever struck humanity was Christianity; Bolshevism is Christianity’s illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew.”
Mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLDUUMp1eSw
>>698580549
>>698580619
https://youtu.be/u3kCMJ-3uMM?t=6s
Awake again. Back to the usual.
>Neptune claimed
Claim
Long live the fuhrer
Miho claimed
https://youtu.be/ltJF6yzrMSY
Here
>>698580962
whats up
had a goodnight?
>>698580962
Shi ZURU is pretty!
Claimed.
>>698580798
><>
>>698580661
>>698581017
claimin
>>698581019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngYwMsxJ4U
Jewish Russian claimed
>Kurumi claimed
>>698581121
Stop sucking dick anytime!
First for Koume a cute.
>>698581121
>>698581120
Hey mai welcome to the board dude. Your pretty new.
>>698581133
I claimed her first, filthy casual
Claimed.
I've finished studying.
Tired as shit
>>698581135
Why you ignoring me queen
How was surgery?
>>698581140
Is that even a thing?
>>698581227
><> J
>>698581228
Nope
Not cute!
>>698581133
>>698581017
>>698580661
>>698581282
Think I give a fuck nigga?
>>698581135
Hey, baby! How's it going? Is that blood on your shirt? Oh , you are one sexy lady!
>>698581390
Ohhh yes you are!
>>698581381
It's just a fucking thread with the same copy pasta you autist.
PAPERS PLZ!
>>698581390
Arnold. I'm WANDAring if you need the talk.
>>698580661
>>698581017
>>698581133
>>698581412
>>698581625
>>698581412
>>698581625
>>698580661
>>698581017
>>698581133
>>698581757
I did NAZI these coming!
>>698581224
over or under hair?
>>698580971
Nice rifle
Hello
>>698581903
do whatever you want fam
>Kurumi
>>698581975
Qt.
>>698581367
long and pain full im still in pain and i cant feel my face going to be drinking my food for a while
>>698581510
she is isnt she
>>698581086
Fine i suppose. Not up to anything yet, just woke up.
How about you?
>>698582031
ok, imma try under hair
>>698581611
Nou!
>>698582116
How about you and I go, you know, kill zombies in the moonlight? After that we can see who dominates the other.
>>698582116
>
>Yuiko
>>698582381
Accurate representation.
From Carlos
>>698582441
Akemi was better
>>698582116
Aw haha sucks, is your face all swollen up? Happened to my friend it was hilarious
Anything to distract you from the pain?
>>698582208
Watching some akame ga kill, it's pretty great tbh. I'm preparing for going to sleep soon though
lol @ pleb tier nazi waifus whose society didn't last more than a couple of decades
>>698582563
I don't get it. But sure bro. Whatever ya want
>>698582391
sure but refer to gif please
>>698582441
this
>>698582634
not swollen no and this thread is my distraction
>>698582866
oops this gif demsey
>>698582866
Najenda > Esdese
>>698582044
Hello there
How've you been?
>>698582381
I disagree!
>I still haven't left yet
J U S T
U
S
T
>>698583023
Pretty good, you?
>>698582866
GIF?!! Who or what is that?
Calamity-masu'd
Where's koko anon?
What's up buttercup?
>>698582866
That's something I guess
Wait this threat distracts you? It's pretty dead
>Another get
You should rename to queen of gets
>>698583146
Hey Syndra, still awake?
>>698582852
<3
>>698582031
>>698582344
which one?
http://imgur.com/a/gnd1O
http://imgur.com/a/j0Uwj
>>698583346
Not yet Sachi, not yet. I'm almost forgiving ya. But not today
>>698583309
Not much, you?
>>698582974
pfft needs sussano to do all her fighting
>>698583266
hi rem
>>698583283
sup weakling
>>698583329
atm its dead yeah
>sounds catchy
>>698581135
I thought she was in fishnets at first.
>sad.jpeg
>>698581367
Yes.
>>698581625
Nyet
>>698580661
>No oversexualised content
>Nazis are fine however
>>698583613
I've never heard of a cup that you can eat. You BUTTER eat it!
>>698583120
Not that well.
I'm just not exactly in a healthy state of mind right now, so I think I'll need to get some rest
>>698583376
i like the second one
myne
>>698583697
Yes they are you faggot furry.
>>698583818
Eh, hope you feel better soon.
Rest usually helps so you should go for it.
>>698583615
Yo, people still giving you a hard time?
>>698583615
I thought I wanted the edgelord esdeath and Yuno's to go away
But it's so quiet now
>>698583649
Damn so you're rich and drink vodka all the time
What a time to be alive
>>698583818
Whats wrong man?
Care to share?
>>698583329
Its only 2am.
I have lots of time left.
>>698583309
Was actually meant for >>698583146
>>698583905
Sleep with me?
>>698584236
It's not sleepy time yet though.
>>698584173
I ain't going nowhere nigga
>>698584173
VODKA! Where's the vodka?!
>>698583866
ok,
do you want me to add anymore?
anything at all
>>698584008
I'd give his waifu a hard time
>>698584173
She doesn't drink (she's in middle school) and isn't rich.I drink but not vodka (not by itself anyway), and I'm not rich.
>>698584008
no the fake claimers are gone for now
>>698584173
my alternate ego lol yeah cricket tweets
>>698584364
Oh my
>>698584475
I meant about your story and shit but that's equally annoying
>>698584475
Crickets don't tweet.
>>698583146
whitehairophile
>>698584601
yeah mostly im still a meme though
>>698584282
I want to nuzzle the Kyoko
>>698584173
But really feeling up to explaining it right now. Sorry.
>>698584748
*Not
>>698584678
Guts is the best waifu, Guts is sexy and skice every othere waifu in two
>>698584283
I see, well atleast you're not as annoying as that other guy.
>>698584348
I mean I just said it, I don't have it
>>698584364
Ehhhh I'm confused but whatever, why don't you drink vodka though it's pretty good
>>698584475
Dw everyone recognises you as the real deal
>>698584746
>Still
You will always be one
>>698584748
Ah it's fine, get well soon
>>698584195
Yea I guess that's true, I thought the time difference between was a bit bigger
>>698584907
Hi Miho. What's up?
>>698584746
Fuck off chump
>>698584352
food
anything you think fits her hand gestures
>>698584936
I like to look at the SKICE every now and then, but now I need GUTS to do so.
>>698583309
Prison cell's ceiling
>>698584678
Spider lolicon
>>698585032
How mutch is it?
>>698584936
calling guts a waifu is calling him a pussy,
he is a husbando, and a manly one
>>698585094
on it
>>698584475
>Fake
Excuse me?
>>698581135
hey, how is your crippling mental disorder? still bat-shit crazy? that's nice to hear.
>>698585053
Nothing much just got home a little while ago.
>>698585204
i love you, Syndra anon o:
>>698585367
rollio
Off I go finally!
>>698585291
Fetal alcohol syndrome detected
>>698585367
>the Kyoko doesn't want me
>>698585032
yeah no problem
>>698585490
>>698585341
You can TANK me for that! Also, I think you forgot your PANZer.
>>698585468
oyeah? you wanna fite faggor?
>>698585204
>Spider lolicon
I feel like that's what you call the spiderman shitposters in lolicon threads.
>>698585341
Nice. I just woke up a bit ago. Woke up way late.
But then i also stayed up too late so that's expected.
>>698585032
Two months ago there was a yuno poster literally telling us yunos to piss off, nigga was hella edgy
>>698584936
You can't slice someone in half when they shot you with 35 rounds already.
>>698585032
I just don't like it by itself.I drink vodka+OJ all the time though
>>698585616
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
>>698585616
MAVye you want to calm down? I don't want to SUCK the energy out of you.
>>698585674
what are you some kind of nigger?
>liking lolicon in 2016
>>698585488
huh o:
>>698585454
rollio:
>>698585674
>>698585204
Hey, those days are officially behind me. I'm off the hook.
>>698585674
Last night did get a little crazy.
>dat ass
>>698585777
That was me you faggot
>>698585936
>>698585674
>>698585790
>>698585855
out of my way faggots. BEST vampire coming through. make way peasants.
>>698586139
>best vampire
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
>>698585777
>Lucky trips
Yea well it's still /b/ edgelords are going to be common here
>>698585790
Never had that combo sounds kinda messed up tbh
>OJ + toothpaste like
I prefer it as a white Russian tbh
>>698586139
Being the smartest kid in Special Ed doesn't make you smart.It makes you retarded.
>>698585964
I BAT you got HOOKED to that hat. It doesn't make you look as aPAULING as usual.
going to head off as i just want to lie down latter waifu
>>698586340
Cya
Be good now and don't die
I want to annoy you more
>>698586340
But. we'll meet each other again, right?
>>698585674
You would know the best.
>>698585964
Sure..
>>698586065
Oi where the fuck have you been??
Missed to faggity ass
>>698586264
Of course, its just amusing how he acted
>>698586518
Forgot to answer my bad, but it's an hour
>Time difference
>>698586523
I think it's the same guy from last thread
Im just gonna leave you edgelords fight over yuno
>>698585236
>>698585094
http://imgur.com/a/ozwCO
>>698586340
>latter
This made me cringe
>>698586523
Fuck off, fag
>>698586340
Do svidaniya seksual'no
>>698585888
Says disney's twilight girl.
>>698585968
Did it? I think i missed that.
>>698586518
I mean, English IS my primary language?
>>698586715
What's there to fight? In reality yuno would kill us all for not being yuki
>>698586877
I love you too, no homo
>>698587170
There was some stalker shit and some shit about a squirrel.
Fuck my life right now fam