What kind of girlfriend do you want?
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What kind of girlfriend do you want?
>>698579780
100% exactly like Ramona
This
>>698579780
Kim P all the way. But all the SP girls are good.
>>698580002
Same. I was thinking about it while working out. I'd like a gf who
>I can read comics with
>watch anime with
>go hang out at Gamestop with
>etc
>>698580110
I thought about her while working out, too.
>>698579780
Completely different than my ex.
>>698580316
I'd go with Kim too.
>>698579780
i like m batshit crazy and very open minded and pref hot looking, big ass big tits lots of piercings.
meaty, as in between normal and chubby.
no religious cunt, no smoker.
kinky
experimental
fun
chill
trustable
thrustable
end 20's
i want 8 kids, can adopt
would be easy if she was loaded
creative
w/e
something like that.
>but i settle for a fat guy called Bronson "the dinosaur" Leotard who wears duc-tape and eat diapers.
>>698579780
that movie is garbage, I don't know why everybody keeps talking about it
>>698579780
None. I just split after two years because I realised I don't want to be in a relationship.
>>698580943
Because Ramona is a pretty groovy chick, and we're all basically Scott Pilgrim on different levels.
>>698579780
A self hating big titted autistic girl with daddy issues that just wants me to abuse her with no limit or safeword, calls me daddy and is faithful
And afterwards we'll chill, eat pizza and watch netflix
A trap
none
Alive this time
>>698579780
Goal driven, one that likes to workout so we can work together and be healthy and In shape, she'll motivate me,doesn't need to be a 10/10 but a solid 8, doesn't need a crazy body but would like a cute face, don't care about kids preferably blonde, not a drunk shit show or girl who's obsessed with drugs or raves
>>698581365
My nigguh
going through it right now
>must be willing to marry
>understanding of cultural patriarch
>generally beautiful
The corporate life sucks, especially when the Chinese and Koreans are involved. Unmarried associates like me catch so much shit
Preferably of age
>>698581076
ok but it's a shitty movie
and if we are here speaking about what girlfriend we want is because we don't have one, compared to pilgrim
most of 4chan, me also, would go after a girl so much, or even try
>>698579780
Honestly, I dont know. I guess id just want to be with someone who would help me grow as a person.
>>698579780
one who you be happy to finger my asshole and spit in my mouth
My ex
>Chill
>Likes to cuddle
>Does weed recreationally, but screw stoner girls
>Likes dad rock
>Not supermodel, but at least a perky butt and no cellulose
>Loyal and honourable to a fault
>Stands up for what she believes in
>Isn't afraid of getting her hands dirty, manual labour, hard circumstances, good work ethic etc
What more could I want
>>698582057
>>698582078
That's Mad sad brad
Three-dimensional
>>698582083
Honestly this is almost perfect.
Only thing missing is "does anal"
>>698579780
a real one
>>698582159
She was perfect in every way. Yet I still did what I always do.
I fucked it up.
>>698581076
Except my cute anime girl whos into me is my lesbian friend who admitted on several occasions that she'd be all over me if she wasn't gay.
Shes pretty much my soulmate and it really does hurt my soul.
>>698580324
None of your greentext describes Ramona though. She's super icy and judgemental, and would sit around bored making sarcastic comments about whatever you were doing...
>>698582083
Yeah but what if she stood up for what she believed in when it diametrically opposes what you believe in? Do you have the humility to handle that and still feel for her?
>>698582083
>no cellulose
unless she's a plant i don't really think you'll ever have this problem
>>698582482
I'd be okay with that, too.
>>698580110
I'm assuming you're 15?
Preferably kind of a bitch. I realize I need a woman to help keep my ego in check and my mind sharp lest I become arrogant, cynical, and disconnected with reality, plus I love bantz. I probably couldn't stand being with a woman who wasn't capable of independent thought and didn't occasionally drive me up the wall.
Also open-mindedness helps. I'm kinda of a loser so don't really want someone who fits in to the standard of success and makes me feel like I have something to live up to. Much prefer to build a relationship and one another from the ground up without any antiquated notions of how we're supposed to be getting in the way.
>>698582542
Almost had me there. Youre right. He was thinking of cellulite.
I want to be like Ramona <3
>>698582542
Kek'd
>>698579780
Yeah just someone like Ramona
Listens to more brutal edgy music than me
>>698582498
>Do you have the humility to handle that and still feel for her?
Yes. As long as what she believes in doesn't hurt people like extremist islam or some shit, I could handle that. I'm an adult and I'm perfectly comfortable with people having different opinions and viewpoints.
Even feminism. But my perfect girl is smart enough to know not to engage in a discussion about it with me. We both know that discussing something we cant influence is pointless for us and our relationship.>>69858254
>>698582542
>>698582803
Cellulite, yes. Although also no cellulose, I wouldn't be able to digest her body in a survival situation otherwise.
>>698580620
Yeah kim k is such a beauty
>>698582878
This. Sadly being a guy and acting like Ramona will just make people think you're a douche and not want to be around you. Pretty girls can get away with anything...
Seriously Ramona ? Quit being a faggot and just say as it is: a nearly-chubby-curvy-big-titted-big-butted-would-do-anything-on-bed-including-titfuck-anal-bj(notice the order)-cumshot-on-the-face-will-cook-for-you-pamper-you-would-lie-kill-for-you. That oughtta do it
One who has her own passions, ambitions and interests. One who is creative. Can juggle between being joyous and free spirited and not take things too seriously, but also has depth and isn't a full-blown clown.
One who wants to be with me, but doesn't Need me. No high maintenance girl. She doesn't require me to hold her hand through everything. Someone who doesn't need co-dependency.
Luckily, I just found mine.
She's awesome. No other way to say it.
>>698583312
I can cook for myself. In fact, I'm doing it right now.
I actually have a gf like I want
One that dresses retarded and tacky as fuck so that anytime we go anywhere I can catch other girls mocking the fuck out of her and seeing why she's with me. Also, one that's picky as fuck at eating. Won't even eat vegetable so it should make for fun dining when she can't decide where to eat bc she's picky af
Met this girl in goth nightclub. She says she is married and husband is at home, she looks early 20s and says she is swinger. ask her if she wants to fuck she says sure, start fucking her in bathroom but have major wiskey dick and cant get off. I told her I am to drunk, honestly I don't think I could have gotten my self off. She crouches down and blows me for a few minutes and I have one of the strongest orgasms ever I was blown away I couldn't believe it or understand how she did it she was a bj god. To this day after being with plenty of freaks I have never had a bj so good.
>>698583837
> because it was a man preforming his favorite beej
> got trapped when drunk
Congrats on the sex.
>>698582650
Young but not that young
>>698579780
your mom
>>698584040
No it was a chick seen her plenty of times over the year, last time I saw her she looked like she was about to have a threesome in the middle of a sisters of mercy concert, she should have been a porn star with the love of sex that she had.
>>698582482
In the movie, yeah. The Ramona in the Scott Pilgrim comics would be my only reason to live. The movie one works too, tho
A cool bitch who will no be so fucking needy all the time and is happy to spend more than 4/5 hours of the day doing her own fucking thing. And doesnt mind spending time together when ever etc etc etc just not needy bitchs
>>698579780
Fat ASS (not seriously overweight) white woman blonde hair freckles, really loves intimacy
>>698583312
Whats even wrong with that set of traits
>>698579780
I had one exactly like Ramona but she turned out to be a lesbian
My second girlfriend was perfect. She was 12 but looked 16 5'2" and would do anything I asked anywhere anytime no limit. for years we traveled and did whatever we wanted, thought we would turn into natural born killer types. We dated for 7 years she got into drugs became a BSDM mistress in hollywood then got into drugs she went crazy and I bailed. I always look back and wish I could have done something different to save her.
>>698584586
jessica greens from alien surf girls, she's really cute, nice choice
>>698579780
A girlfriend!
Oh, hehe hi Ramona
>>698585304
That has to hurt.
>>698585320
>she was 12
>>698585974
>>698582083
>Stands up for what she believes in
that fucking phrase...
I have no respect for anyone who thinks this is a positive thing. I stand up! Oh wow. From sitting on your ass, you actually lifted your lazy carcass to a standing position, hooray for you. Standing up is the very fucking least you could do. Unless you consider your role in the wold being a voiceless pleb who can only "stand and be counted" as a mere number by those who actually do the thinking and doing.
>Yeabut it's for what I believe in tho! Faggot, believing is a thing you do, not do "in". If you believe "in" shit, you're are putting faith "in" ideas, whether it's correct or incorrect, not properly assessing shit and considering it carefully. Anything you have to believe "in" is bullshit.
The very act of "Believing" itself is hugely overrated and the mode of dumb people. A thinking person avoids belief, because it is no basis for a conscious being to make decisions, it is for mindless fucking followers. Belief and convictions are both signs of a weak mind and a person who makes up for their gross ignorance with arrogance.
Fuck all that shit.
>>698584586
that is a white bitch mixing sacred crap and war paint... wtf are you doin
next this bitch is gonna dress up as the pope combined with general patton.
>>698586462
>. Belief and convictions are both signs of a weak mind and a person
The autism is too much. I need the Neil degrasse Tyson cosmos meme.
>>698586689
But it's cool anon. White people can shit all over anyones culture, bc we deserve to. If only we could figure out why every race on earth hates us lol
This one
this
>>698586462
My wrists are slit just from reading this
>>698586890
>>698587050
I don't care. I just don't want some degenerate druggie or weeb.
I just want someone to be a true friend and love me for who I am.
>>698579780
one who lives and breathes
>slightly creepy/wide eyes
>a little artsy
>cuddles
>not hot but cute
>likes to sit quiet
>>698587202
eyes too big and kinda creepy plus weirdo haircut
>>698587202
Literally the only alternative to Ramona.
>>698587592
Perfect eh?
>>698580110
FUCK YES
>>698587721
are you autistic?
down home lush cute blonde
>>698583117
Then we do what we can to become pretty
>>698579780
Ill make a list
>she sings beautifully
>shes all natural
>shes always loyal
>will always put out
>she urges to be pushed to the limits
>her form is unmatched
>beautiful curves
>after a nice long love session she purrs for you
Theres only one girl i need. And anyone needs
>>698579780
A girl like this Oh Pee
>>698588369
>sounds like
>>698588407
You wot m8
This
>>698587903
more? looks kinds cute
>>698587834
Yes
>>698588607
I kinda allready posted her my dude
>find a flaw protip : you cant
>>698589206
>
>>698589303
>flesh light in her exhaust after she cools down from a nice ride
>>698587903
5/10
>>698589538
I don't think Seven would appreciate you talking about her 'exhaust.'
>>698588741
Cute and kinda bookish with a awesome sense of humor. Just look at that grin anon and tell me you wouldn't fuck her silly while she plays that mini accordion nsync with your sweaty bed rocking.
traits
>>good job that isn't the same as my job (I usually fall for nurses and teachers the hardest)
>>not an annoying genius, not a tard either
>>respectful and mature
>>open to trying new things and also one who likes to push me to try new things
>>typical ideal women traits (not crazy, not jealous, etc...)
>>loyal and loves me
and as far as physical
>>short (ideally 5'5" or below)
>>petite but womanly
>>enchanting eyes
and sexually
>>likes to be choked/have rough but still loving and passionate sex
>>good blowjob skills, obviously
>>in touch with her own body and not afraid to take charge in bed if she wants
>>versatile/switch personality (sometimes more dom, sometimes more sub)
>>enjoys sexy lingerie
>>698589909
She knows she wants it
>>698589961
Ok? No my bed has motor oil stains all over it. Not sweaty just from a while back thing i had with an ex
>>698590001
A shitty post deserves to be this close and still fail...
>>698590442
>summer
>>698581169
degenerate scum
>>698590842
Been here since 2009, stopped for a long ass time, came back January 1st 2015.
>kys? Yah kys
>>698579780
I just want the qualities I'd look for in a best friend in a sexy female body. Plus kinky as fuck and a high sex drive to match mine.
wer da white wumanz at boiii
>>698582405
Is this a feels thread?
>>698582542
KEK
>>698591124
Lemme real this one in reel quick...
>>698579780
One with a juicy 8 inch cock
Within reach gf.
>>698583647
yea...good for u gtfo
>>698579780
>Cute
>Smart
>Funny
>Loyal
Honestly don't care about race, age (unless underage), if she does drugs or not, or if she likes to play vidya or not. As long as she's somewhat what I described, but surprisingly it is very hard to find one.
>>698591124
Kill yourself. It's ok im a newfag here
>>698582482
And cocktease you in a narcissistic, obnoxious way.
a woman between 18 and 35 who
can take care of herself as in cook, clean, etc
wants to be part of a team as in either works or does her fair share
shares similar interests
loyal
tats and piercings are a plus
around a 6/10 to 10/10, i want someone i would like to wake up to in the morning
likes cats and dogs
has a job, a house, and a car.
nurse or teacher turns me on much more than other professions
likes to cosplay fuck
loves anal
loves bjs and cunnilingus
I like the types of girls with a troubled background, wears a lot of grey or basic cloths but well fitting, not frumpy. Lots of hoodies.
>skinny and always wearing eyeliner
>into bands like paramore, greenday, soungarden.
>has problems with nicotine and or alcohol or possibly harder drugs
>likes to get out and do shit, maybe party too much. She needs to keep me stressed and angry
Ideally sombody like Kristen Stewart or Jessie's girlfriend in breaking bad
>kstew probably isnt too problematic but she has the look i like
I realize all of this is terribly unrealistic.
Also tattoos and dumb pirecings are good.
>>698583312
My ex was exactly that type. Fuck.
I basically threw her away, to put it simple and avoiding the whole story. I feel ashamed. Very ashamed. Hurting someones feelings, especially that kind of person, isn't easy to forgive.
>>698579780
I'm pretty sure Ramona fucked a bunch of dudes and was a whore...
>>698591029
I fucking love crispy.
Fucking qt.
>>698592226
Without existence gf.
>>698593283
>>698580943
garbage compared to the comics
>>698593598
Any idea of her age? Some of her insta photos she looks about 19/20
Others she looks possibly 16 or 17 and in no consistent chronological order.
>>698590377
This is impressively naive
>>698579780
One who can be my friend, a companion.
that's boy but shhh
>>698593802
18 then!
>>698594063
Dogs can do that but for much less stress, anon.
>my age
>cute
>sweet
>kind
>smart
>funny
>enjoyable
>likes me for me
Honestly I just want someone who won't break my heart again
>>698594212
>>698593802
>>698594212
She turned 18 as of January 3rd of this year. Don't worry about how I know.
>perfection
Who ever the hell this is
like this.
>>698594507
Im not worried how you know. I just want to know how you do.
>>698591878
Nigger...
>>698592541
Nah my truck would miss me
>>698594676
>
>>698587397
Allison Harvard is so weirdly attractive.
PERFECT GF
>>698595133
>>698594912
>>698594507
>>698594212
>>698593598
someone has a psychological problem.
>>698579780
A real one.
>>698595237
And what makes you say that?
>>698579780
one that will stick around
>>698595237
>being on /b/
>not having psychological problems
pick one
>>698579780
One who has two real eyeballs anon.
>>698579780
I want her shes nice...
>>698595237
Not the poster but i happen to also love this girl a,d i do openly admit i have a slew of psycological issues
See also my ideal girlfriend
>>698592986
I have bad anxiety and depression issues as well as poor anger managememt and rampamt alcoholism.
I am essentially my mother who is in many ways her father
>>698586890
Crispy~
>>698595469
this guy right there knows how the world works lul
As a black guy, ill settle for any average white woman
>>698596261
no you don't
>>698595396
Why can't you stay in /r9k/ ?
>>698596261
kek. you're still getting a fat one though. kek.
>>698596418
Because they talk loudly and remind me of the monsters.
One who will get along with my wife
>>698592986
The issue with that is you get the baggage with that too. All the guys on here want that kind of girl but they fail to realize the emotional issues and instability that comes with it. I'm fairly weird myself thus a decent number of them are attracted to me. I've dodged a couple of bullets and saved myself a lot of pain and confusion. You just have to try and make a sane decision and rely on your friends to give you solid advice regarding those girls because they have a clearer head. I will agree however Kristen Stuart is definitely near the top of the list for me. She doesn't appear to have too many issues. She's just an INFJ.
One with a vagina.
>>698585320
Sorry to hear that man. I'm in a situation that's only 1% as bad as that so I really feel for you. Also it sounds like it was hot as fuck in the beginning
A mildly unattractive asian gf with a hairy pussy.
>>698582650
I'm assuming you're gay.
>>698579780
a living one for a change
MEW in The Thing.
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
>>698579780
Pretty girl.
Innocent girl.
But so sexy girl.
Hot girl.
Obsessed girl.
But easy going when she wants to be.
I want everything.
More than that i want to be her everything.
I want one that looks exactly like the sandwich artist I saw at Subway today and has the same voice. She looked kinda like Jennifer Morrison. But other than that I have no idea what I want from a girlfriend.
>>698596757
I just want a solid 8/10 With aome needle tracks to hit the shit out of me then be down to fuck.
Is this too much for an unstable alcoholic who will someday have children who hate him to ask?
>ive actually had plenty come on to me but im stupid and always make the right descision and say no.
A girl who looks like this
>>698580334
A dead man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urguJr3oh60
One or the other. I'm indecisive.
>>698597425
hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
British
Punk
Thin
Not ugly
Literally that's it
>>698597356
You actually want an addict? Do you have any idea what you would be getting into? You're an alcoholic yourself so I would hope you would have some idea. Every addict is a masochist to a degree but what the fuck dude.
That dude who posted all those pics of a girl with black hair and hinting at being a stalker you got problems my dude.
>>698597356
One day we'll find the one who has the right amount of weird. The issue is the older you get, there's fewer good options left.
Another good indicator is her job. If she can hold her job well and progress then she can hold down the house and family well. I absolutely refuse to marry a housewife or someone with no professional aspirations.
one
>>698596489
No prob any white lady is a treasure and a fat one is just an unpolished diamond. I'll get her on the best diet and go with her to the gym. I'll also 199% support her along the way to that glorious 8/8 fit white body
>>698587944
>>698597901
Yup.
Its what i want
Neglect than to be used when im required and same to her on the other way around.
Im shallow and she should be too.
Nothing matters in this world and soon we all die and are all forgotton. Might as well burn out our shitty existances as fast and gluttonous as possible. Drugs alcohol sex and abuse.
Sensory overload then death. That's all i really want.
It sounds edgy i know, but its what im into.
>>698596348
Plz hitler chan I'll treat her right.
>>698579780
a cute looking, innocent one. Someone who is good and not rotten by society and degeneracy. Someone who really cares and is just... nice.
But she also needs to hold traditional, conversative values and has to be right wing :)!
>>698598582
not trusting people in here since i got my toe nail fucked up cuz /b/
>>698599597
>if you roll trips, you have to do this
Why did you do that?
>>698579780
>>698599701
got something like an infection and askd /b/ what do inb4 seeing a doc.
>>698588369
faggot
>>698600409
You should NEVER take the 'advice' /b/ gives seriously.
:(
>>698600451
See you guys wanna say oh im a cuck and i love traps, i also shit post black cock threads all day, velkommen
But as soon as i cum deep inside an exhaust pipe and watch it drip out at 10k rmp from an akrapovic exhaust
You guys flip your shit. I try every fucking day to clean it and the shit just stays sticky like aunt jemimas cooch.
Just because the sound of her 4cyl pumping gets me fully hard doesnt mean i give a fuck about anyones opinions! Fuck off! Whos really worse here, you cuck ass bitches or me, who makes sweet gsxr love. Tell me faggot and stop ignoring my post!
>>698582646
lel
>>698598936
>not rotten by society and degeneracy
>has to be right wing
Pick one
>>698600604
never never ?
>>698579780
>>698601061
Unless its advice to not take advice. Dont question it
>>698601061
Well, that would be a double-negative.
>>698579780
I have her already :^)
>>698579780
One that I don't hate
Intelligent and environmentally conscious, attractive. A person of focus that is forgiving.
>>698601236
having the best conversation on 4chan in my life
delivering fuckd up nail in 2min
>>698601320
Pics to confirm?
>>698579780
I want a my girlfriend to be this guy.. without the hat.
I want him to be kind and easy going... ZERO DRAMA.
>>698601460
I'm actually about to go blast a dookie, so don't feel bad if it 404s before I respond.
>>698601651
Not gay but if i was i could see that being a solid choice.
>>698579780
I would like a hot redhead with an Irish accent... but so long as she's a girl who loves me that's what matters.
>my actual girlfriend
Enjoys video games and anime
Is a total sub
Very affectionate and loyal
Works as a horticulturalist caring for plants and shit.
Likes sex
Willing to try new things
Isn't hamplanet but isn't a stick insect
Is into anal.
>>698601320
You just happy to have a female who can stand you? Or does she have any qualities of worth?
I want my underaged sister for a girlfriend.
>>698600920
You got issues man, mainly your shitty taste in jap-crap crotch rockets. There, someone finally acknowledged your posting. You can shut the fuck up now.
A real one
shame I browse /b/
>>698601828
human, alive, and nominally female
>>698601970
check out that schnozzle...
Already got what I need. Simple woman, likes adventures, says "i'm with you" to everything i say.
>>698602402
WELL GOOD FOR YOU FAGGOT
>>698582405
I'M JUST NOW GETTING OVER THESE FEELINGS LIKE FUCKING TODAY I DON'T NEED TO SEE THEM IN WRITING
>>698602682
Thx, anon.
>>698602016
Nah i had that copy pasted from /wsg/
>anyways
Who gives a shit, atleast my gsxr will stay faithful
Stay mad cager
>>698602015
>>698579780
i would love a girlfriend with no penis if possible
>>698602044
For context, I have had a couple of relationships in the past, the most recent was the best time of my life, I thought I found someone that I could spend the rest of my life with...
Then she cheated & blamed it on me
So that's why I'm here /b/ros
>>698580316
Best girl
>>698590830
I always see her everywhere (assuming she's posted by you) but I've never seen this pic and I like it.
>>698603277
Not the best girl
>>698587944
fuck your dubs im gonna keep lurking
>>698579780
Ramona Flowers
>testing testing
>>698602053
groce
>>698602053
Jeez, what did you do
>>698604087
stop with this kdrama shots pls
I'm pretty happy with what I got.
>cute foreign ukrainian gf
>low to zero boyfriend experiences
>still learning the language, so I have to help her with it
>>698604716
What, you don't like K-dramas?
>>698604397
tore it apart and it didn't grew back, just those 2 spots left
>>698604854
sick and tired of listening to those being watched by my sis on full volume
>>698605033
kek, okay
>>698589044
She looks like she would eventually murder me in my sleep.
Worth it.
mainly they need to have a good taste in music, movies and tv shows, but mostly music.
>>698605264
>>698592986
>needs to keep me stressed and angry
>>698579780
My ideal:
>kuudere
>has a bitchy face
>a good sense of humor
>small tits, nice ass
>hates things i hate
>clingy, but not an attention whore
>somewhere in between goth and emo
>has a hobby or something she's passionate about.
>calls me on my bullshit
>>698579780
None. Dating is an antiquated system that should be abolished in all forms.
>>698606273
good stuff.
>>698601970
>is busted AF
>>698606895
This guy knows, hows the ascended life anon?
>autofucker here
>>698586890
Holy fuck yas!
>>698606230
If she is nice I get board and lose interest.
>>698579780
a totally slutty one
>super loyal
>open minded
>same sense of humor
>really kind and considerate but not a doormat
>slightly broken but depends on me to complete her
>has ambitions and goals
>actually likes me and likes talking to me
>>698595396
moar???
>>698599917
This
>>698585535
she was also in some other show as a college coed
>>698579780
>>698607594
IG: Alterhacker
>>698579780
one like Cassie
she's sweet and honest
>>698579780
This chick. Doesn't even have to be her. Just somebody like her. Only in a perfect world..
>>698586926
she looks like one of those girls that make hardcore anal videos with giant dildos
>>698579780
one that is more pro blowjob and less pro texting her friend all fucking day
>>698607945
hory fuck anon you're awesome!
>>698607260
Nice, i got a bank load for 3k a few days ago just for shits and giggles.
>>698608539
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>>698608669
Awesome dude, what are you lookin at buyin?
>>698587397
just described my GF but she is a bit of a stick in the mud.
>>698586890
comes with a limited amount of dry painal and your soul. h̘e̖͕̭͍͔ ͓̗̖͔͇̪̙c̯̳̙̝͙o͍͈m͎e̫̰̞̫̲ͅs̺̥,̻͈͎̞͡ ̴h͎̹̦̹ę̞̗̗̟̯ ̻̜̥̼̫̤͍c̷CO͚͖͝M͎ES͔̘̹ ͕͢ZA҉L̷͉̬̦̺͉GO̝!͖̩͎̲
>>698587837
she looks like she smells like nasty stale cheetos and i like it
>>698608216
dafq is that on her chest? sand? glitter?
This Aryan beauty
>inb4 insecure niggers post interracial
>>698608768
pretty sure I just developed an unhealthy obsession for this woman. kek
>>698594611
she must've misplaced her eyebrows
>>698584586
>>698609767
how big are those feet??
>>698609552
>mine's hotter than yours
>>698609484
the cum of dozen dirty negros
>>698610074
>>698579780
One that my wife would let me fuck.
>>698579780
One that exists
>>698579780
That girl was a vapid pretentious bitch. I would have picked Knives over her any day of the week.
>>698610307
how about a boyfriend instead?
>>698594714
Who'd have thought? I left and just got back. He jumped right in the boat while I was gone!
>>698582422
have you ever tried to get her naked?
>>698579780
literally anyone as long as I can hug her on a regular basis.
>>698579780
a real one
>>698579780
Manic pixie girlfriend
>>698610981
what if I hug and cuddle you on a regular basis instead, anonymous?
A girl who loves me
>>698579780
Someone who has their own life and is cool with me having my own life. Like we enjoy each other's company and hang out whenever we feel like it but don't have to spend all our time together.
Basically not clingy and not too serious.
Obviously someone honest but not only with me but with herself as well.
Likes to drink and party but also doesn't mind just kicking back.
Casual video game player, not one of them "gamer gurls."
Likes music that isn't generic whatever bullshit hiphop and pop I hear every fucking day at work.
Works out but doesn't talk about it.
Is passionate about doing something but has some humility and modesty about it.
Doesn't expect to be pampered and babied like a princess.
>Doesn't fucking exist
Someone like Anna Karina
Minus being super young, I really need a girl like Knives in my life.
I just want to be loved
>>698611601
So basically bipolar and parasitic?
