Hi b/tards. Captured a fucking small hornet. I hate this fuckers! How should I kill it without opening the bottle. Have some nail polish remover and hydrochloric acid. Give me some ideas.
>>698573062
OP is a future prison rape victim
Shove it up your ass
Make a hole into the top, and stick it into your ass
>>698573200
Don't think so
Let it out and let it live, prick.
>>698573062
Tape it to a spoon and put it over a candle
>>698573322
WIINRRRAAAARR
>>698573062
Grab the biggest knife you have, cut your wrist and preform a Satanic blood ritual around the bottle. Then, procede to stab the knife through the bottle and kill the hornet. Once the hornet is on the knife eat it and then procede to cut your tounge and spit blood all over the walls. After that go take a shower and eat dinner.
>>698573062
keep it in there and just let it die
>>698573062
Open cap and inhale it.
>>698573414
Oh man I can already see it happening.
Why this obsession with for sticking stuff up the ass, you gaytards.
>>698573062
That's not a hornet you dumb fuck. It's a water bottle
>>698573062
Freezer
put a table spoon of HCl and grab a bit of ammonium, swirl the little bit in the bottom
>>698573062
Put it in the freezer. (it won't die, it'll come back alive once unfrozen)
tie a floss around it.
let it come back alive.
walk that bitch around on a leash.
walk the bee.
>>698573607
There's just a lot of gay guys who use this site who like putting things in bum. Disgustang
> current year
> not making hornet related weapons
> kys
use smoke to calm it, rip off its legs one by one, place it back in the bottle then slowly melt the bottle over the grill with it inside
>>698573460
If I open the bottle, I don't think I can capture it again, about 2 min ago it went full retard rage mode and its spinning inside the bottle.
>>698573062
Shake the bottle
Fill it with polish remover then set it on fire
>>698573822
Winrar, does this work with every bug?
>>698573062
throw it into a fire
>>698573322
double dubs
must delivar
>>698573062
Drop a lil bleach and seal
>>698573822
don't think so. works on bees and wasp from my experience.
>>698573911
Use the frezzer method
>>698574104
roll!
>>698573911
How did you get it in the bottle in the first place?
>>698573974
Bullshit it won't come back to life,
I did it with my cat when I was younger
Put the bottle in the microwave.
>>698573062
Freeze it dumbass
>>698574104
My first idea but I don't have bleach, some crazy girl drank it
>>698573062
check this op
Find an ant hole, put the bottle opening right on the anthole, watch absolute chaos ensue
>>698573431
Bait? Bait.
>>698574214
This sounds interesting.
OP, here's a question. Do you like house flies? Those little motherfucker that crawl all over your food, your face, they fly over your head when you're working outside... I guess you don't.
Now think about this hornet. This little fucker can kill up to 40 house flies per day.
Also hornets are much less interested in humans than vasps, they never fly in front of your face and they never attack, unless you threaten their nest.
So now go release that little thing. You don't have to apologize, because it won't care, just release it.
Put silver foil into the hcl acid, pour gray mixture onto hornet, let it dry, you have a gray hornet, eat it
>>698573062
Insert in butthole, use the strength of your sphincter to crush it to death and wait for shit to come inside your chamber and along with it shit the hornet out. Show no mercy.
Get a gun and blast the little prick
>>698574485
Yeah, 2 liter bottles blow up in the nuke, not sure about water bottles. Either it burns to death or it blows up.
>>698574527
holy shit re role
>>698574206
Stupid fucker flew trough my window and landed on the desk so I put the hole of the bottle around it and waited till it flew up to the bottom of the bottle, cap back on bottle....WINRAR
>>698574515
>>698573431
>>698574677
this isn´t even a rolling thread
>>698573062
Have a hole in the cap
Slowly fill it up with water
and when its full watch it suffer
Put a teaspoon of baby powder in the bottle and shake till it chokes to death
Pepper spray the faggot
MICROWAVE THAT SHIT NIGGA
Drown it with boiling water
>>698574515
Don't hornets molest their own young?
Think I heard that on an episode of QI
>>698574941
sort of. in human terms.
You know, they're insects, so you can't really call it molesting. They do lick a sugary reisin from their larvae's glands.
>>698574515
So if I put it in the freezer like anon said and then I tie flos around it I will have a pet hornet that munches on house flys?
Blow into bottle with a hairdryer to slowly cook it
Make a small hole in the plastic top with a needle and fill the bottle with water. Then cut a usb cable and use the voltage to zap this bitch
>>698575119
this needs to become a civil rights issue. Hornets can't keep getting away with this rape culture being poured into the flowers that they molest as well fuck men
>>698575296
This
Fill it with glue
>>698575296
Wtf inject some shit liquid into that fucker with a siringe
>>698575202
I'm not sure on this one. It would be probably too stressed to hunt. Similar to a hornet trying to fly through closed window. It doesn't hunt flies which are hitting the window as well.
You'd do the best if you release it.
Buy a big firecracker that fits and blow it to pieces
Molest it
Stupid thing tries to bite trough the bottle
Nut on it OP
Grind up adderall into powder, put powder in water, pour into bottle
>>698575744
This
Srsly guys, I don't know why you dislike carnivorous insects so much (spiders, hornets, wasps, ...).
They kill fucking house flies, mosquitos and all this shit in masses.
They're bros as much as bees for example.
>>698573062
sharpie in its pooper
>>698575744
yep and he has dubs which is a bonus
Shit on it
>>698575931
And I'm not even baiting, I'm literally keeping a hornets nest in a hollowed out appletree in my garden. I allways clean it in the winter, so it's ready for the next generation.
It's actually noticeable how they reduce population of flies and mosquitos in the surrounding area.
>>698575971
or just open the bottle under water
>>698575744
NO, maybe it's getting pregnant and I have to do a Negro escape, Op is not ready for a human hornet hybrid baby.
>>698575744
My 2 57s and dubs demands you nut on it OP
>>698573062
>smash bottle into knee
>dead horn,et
>>698576357
Fair point
take the water bottle and put it in a pot of boiling water
Should I keep it as a pet, in the bottle and feed it with my virgin blood? Do they like neckbeard virgin blood?
>>698576387
you wish
Keep nutting in the bottle till it's full, freeze it then throw it at someone you dislike
Deport it.
>>698573062
Ok listen up nigger.
>put the bottle in the freezer, I don´t know how long, maybe 5-10 minutes. Check occationally
>Meanwhile, find some thin thread or similar
>After some time in the freezer, the hornet should pass out. Don´t let in too long or it will die
>Take that fucker out, don´t be stupid and get stung. And be quick before that fucker wakes up again.
>now tie the tread around the thin waist part, make sure not to tie in the wings. And don´t tie it too tight, just enough to make it inescapeable
>tie the other end to something heavy in your room, don´t give it too much thread
>enjoy your hornet pet on a leash until it dies or you get bored with it
>>698577087
Also yell "Cumakazi"
As you throw it
fight it
>>698577132
Ill try this with a fly. Will post results
Let it starve.
When it is weak and almost dead put it in a pot with a glass top and turn up the heat and watch it attempt to fly and inevitably die via searing. Feed the remains to an animal.
I will do that freezer thing. I think 10 min in the freezer will knock it out. Will deliver! Meanwhile I'm gona git some thread.
>>698573741
This. Catch in some tupperware (or in your case a bottle) tie a tiny width of string around its neck as it's unconscious and make a nice hornet kite out of it. When finished with your amusement, freeze it again and let it free.
It worked in CKY2K & have done it personally.
>>698573822
>come back alive
Using a lit candle, slowly melt the bottle. Make sure to rotate it to prevent holes from forming. As the bottle shrinks, the hornet will become encased in melted plastic, dying a slow, hot death. Let cool, and you have your trophy.
>>698577777
>>698577884
cosmic sadist faggotry
It's chill time
>>698578114
Good shit, OP. Report back when done
>>698577408
It does work, you can actually build a small plane that is driven by gluing some flies to it. I just don´t find anything on it on google but I´ve seen videos about it.
Put some piss or water in, shake it up until it's wings are temporarily useless then drop that fucker out and remove them then watch it be ant
>>698574209
kek
Thread ready. Needle for my protection, gona stab that fucker if it tries to sting me.
>>698578610
Op confirmed 12 year old
>>698578610
this gonna be good.
>>698578610
>>698578739
Fuck off bastard
trips to shove up yo ass hole
Rko out of nowhere
SPACE PROGRAM!!!!!
>>698579034
reroll
>>698578610
Thread will 404 well before the hornet is frozen to death.
It's a common fact hornets have an internal body temp of 60C, that's why their sting burns. It'll take a few hours to freeze it, also there's no way you can tie a thread round it's neck because the partions in their bodies are hollow and it'll fall straight off.
>>698579543
Are you actually retarded, Anon?
Beat it's unconscious body with your cock
>>698579480
It'd just fly away, do you realise how fast hornets can fly when panicked? 70mph, the acceleration will be much stronger than a few helium balloons.
>>698574485
Whatever you do, post a video or the aftermath.
Rip off its wings, legs, then give it to ants
>>698579777
Haha I think you mean "or" the aftermath, you fucking idiot.
lurking
Imply it's mother is a llama
>>698579919
Post a video of him killing it, OR of the aftermath, cunt.
>>698579727
Not if you take off its wings.
Removing it's wings is a great idea,put it to sleep somehow, possibly with a small amount of gas.
Hornets actually have very powerful lungs, they make up 60% of its boddily mass however because they're very small only a small amount of gas is needed. You could use laughing gas capsules which you can buy from any high street dental suppliers merchants but you want to not overdo it because it can kill them very quickly, research has shown.
bump
>>698578114
>>698578610
Waiting...
TAKE OFF WINGS AND SEND HIM TO THE MOON.
What is op doing to it?
>>698580175
Best of luck removing a hornets wings, it's not like ripping the wings off a fly or a pigeon, they are fused to it's body segment, if you try to remove the wings you'll most likely pull it straight in half.
>>698580332
>>698579727
>>698579561
Wtf is with these random wasp facts, I don't believe any of them
Use tweezers to rip off its stinger then stab his unconscious body to death with it.
Irony's a bitch
>>698580628
scissors
>>698579727
Acceleration means nothing without mass, and the balloons far outweigh a hornet. Even if it did manage to keep moving outward it would still be pulled up by the balloons at the same time
>>698579561
Wrong.
>>698580810
Lol you cretin. It's stinger is internally attached to it's head, if you remove it's stinger you'll pull it's head through it's body and decapitate it.
>>698573062
Hydochloric acid and nail polish remover?
Combine them in bottle with hornet by a funnel with a grate over it. Then close bottle, shake, and throw hard at nearest wall. Post results.
Rip op and his hornet
>>698580878
Lol if you don't remove the wings at the root, they can still fly, just not as effectively, also the wings grow back at a very quick rate - 1-2 days for "full" regrowth.
>>698578114
take it out OP, you're going to kill the subject
>>698581131
Came here to watch a hornet die
Ended up learning a punch of facts about them and OP never delivered
>>698580910
If small pebble, the generally accepted comparable weight of a typical domestic hornet, was travelling at the sleep of light, and was attached to a few balloons, the balloons would not hold the light speed travelling peddle from it's journey due to it's small mass.
Initially it would strain the hornet, but as it gains momentum it'd be fine - akin to when sportsmen push buses/lorries etc. at shows.
>>698580921
> arguing with someone who has a masters in animal psychology
Yeah sorry, you know best...
>>698581790
>sleep of light
>>698581790
Stick hornet in pooper.
Flex pooper
>>698582001
Obviously I meant speed of light, pedant.
>>698582001
Runnin' around at the sleep of sound
>>698582357
Why don't you just fuck off, you're only annoyed because you feel intellectually intimidated by me.
>>698582492
maybe i will sleep with a few pedant's tonight
Space program
>>698582639
Pedant?
>>698581917
>>698581790
>>698581329
>>698581131
>>698580910
>>698580628
>>698580332
>>698579727
Is this dude fucking serious? I don't believe any of these fucking facts and what the fuck is animal psychology?
It's starting to wake up.
>>698583183
You better deliver op
>>698583183
Webm please
>>698583183
SHIT OP THIS IS GOOD
>>698583183
Headbutt it, make it your bitch
>>698573322
dubdubs you gotta do this or else anonymous people will think you're a faggot
I already think you're fag, but if you back out even more people will.
>>698583183
What's stopping the Hornet just flyng at you and stinging you?
>>698583387
That's a very good point anon
>>698579561
Stfu, all ready did
>>698574515
That's exactly what a hornet would say.
>>698583494
I'm not Mozart, there's no way I could be 400 years old.
>>698583183
What the fuck
>>698583183
thats a nice stinging doggo
>>698583387
Shh!
>>698583616
But we all know that Mozart was a hornet. A hornet and an accomplished liar...
>>698583183
that bitch looks ded to me
>>698583616
Underrated.
Take it into McDonald's at 3am and start yelling at it
Put your dick in it or riot
Hornet up arse
>>698583824
Killed it m8
>>698583387
I tied the thread to my keys and put them in a safe distance
>>698583387
Don't tell him, shh..
>>698583494
Kek'd
>>698583183
where did you tie the other end of the thread?
hope you didn't forgot about it :^)
>>698584161
I'd suggest shortening this line. What if he won't get tired and you won't be able to kill it?
>>698584161
Congratulations! You've made your keys inaccessible.
>>698584161
dat nigga dead as fuk yo
Keep this thread alive I need to see what happens
Keep it on a leash, feed it, train it
Make it comfortable being around you
As time goes on it will trust and depend on you, maybe even consider you a friend.
Then suprise attack then repeatedly headbutt him to death
Bump
>>698584380
Kek
space program?
>>698584161
You could tie a second thread to it and then you could take it for a walk and stuff. If he goes for you then pull the threads away from each other so it can't move
>>698584380
Dang if only there were something to swat flying insects out of the air
Bumping for interest
>>698583289
I will if someone tell me how to convert the video from my phone to a webm
>>698584380
He could just set it on fire.
Put it in the microwave
>>698584806
Just download webm convert x software, converts any pictures into video.>>698584759
bumping for interest
>>698573062
How did you catch it?
>>698584806
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
>>698585057
Read the thread you fucking dick head
>>698585057
With a bottle.
>>698585129
Good now fuck off nobody's here to please you.
>>698585057
Tard, did you read any other part of this thread?
>>698585167
Don't forget to remove audio
>>698585167
DO NOT CLICK THIS IS A VIRUS OP!!!
Fucking dick head posting this shit in the chan
>>698585201
>>698585210
>>698585280
I meant how the hell did he manage to catch it with a bottle you faggots
>>698585372
Kek
>>698585372
fuck off faggot
Private Airforce Man. 9th of August 2016. May the Swarm be with you
>>698585280
No info on how was caught - Op here
>>698585411
Fucking retard, it says in the thread how he caught it with a bottle
>>698585411
>Put the bottle over the hornet
>???
>Profit
>>698573509
so edgy
>>698585494
Is that the hornet??
>>698585411
Are you fucking retarded or are you just a nigger?
>>698585529
He invited in for a coffee
>>698585411
Well, there was this hornet and OP had a bottle so he caught the hornet in the bottle.
The fuck is wrong with you?
It has stopped moving his tiny legs :( only the ass part is pulsating. Will it die?
>>698585529
Sorry my good man, but I thought this is the information the other anon was seeking
>>698585817
Give it the kiss of life. For hornets this means you have to jizz on them.
>>698585817
take deep breaths and blow the warm air on it!
>>698585905
I can confirm this is true
I'm a science
>>698577767
zombie hornet?
>>698585839
Nice Photoshop, I'm OP and that isn't in the thread, nor is that how it happened.
It was asleep in the corner of the room and I put the bottle over it, simple as that.
Now it has moved a bit, legs started to twitch again.
>>698586009
DIS
>>698586185
Ok well I'm gonna assume someone was pretending to be you cause I'm definitely not that good at photoshop
>>698586009
Will do. I hope the little fucker doesn't die.
>>698586447
Not OP but you're a fucking liar, that's not in my thread
Revive the little shit quickly it can't end this way
>>698586185
This is absolutely 100% in the thread, if you could be bothered to read you cheeky fuck
>>698574792
every thread is a rolling thread
>>698586641
Please show video of it flying
>>698586977
O shit nigger
>>698577132
please do this
>>698586641
OP is about to deepthroat a hornet sting
>>698573062
It's your new waifu. Take it to dinner and fuck it. Not sequentially.
Remove its stinger, grind it up and snort it
You think the small ones are bad? You should see the cicada killers here in Pennsylvania.
>>698586950
Who are you calling a cheeky cunt? I'll fucking knock you out, where do you live? Your IP says UK, tell me your address and I'll drive there now mate.
>>698587236
That's a myth, they're just normal hornets.
>>698586185
>im op
Kekekek
>>698584991
For mobile?
>>698586641
Op, you might want to stand a little away from it.
Eg. The distance of the string.
>>698587458
Canada, actually, you failure. Er.. sorry, not failure. Cheeky nigger.
>>698573062
Smoke weed and blow smoke in the bottle.
See what happens
>>698587801
This
I think OP was killed to death by the hornet
>>698587929
That knot probably wasnt hornetproof
>>698587684
Only for mobile pictures. Will not work iPad or laptop.
>>698573062
Posting 4mb images at insane resolutions. Don't you plebs know how to fucking resize an image for the web?
It is already standing on its own legs. I bet it will fly soon
>>698587784
I've got family in Canada, where shouts are you? Fight one of them, winner gets to fight me afterwards.
>>698588025
Sry, 4chan isnt yet optimised for dial up modems.
>>698573062
> open bottle
> put in ass
> fart in bottle
> close bottle
> wait
>>698588025
> web
> hornet
No pun intended eh bro? ; )
Fill in lighter gas. Fast but painfull
>>698588114
Fucking 1v1 me in smash faggot
>>698588353
No you have to fight my family first then I'll fight the winner. They'll fucking destroy you, then I'll destroy you after.
>>698573431
This
>>698588487
>>698588487
you a wild boy, my nigger. you a wild boy.
>>698588487
Where your family at playa? Any hot chick relatives i can fuck?
This chain of dubs is out of control
>>698587684
OP in case you haven't realised, I made the software up. Also you can't convert pictures into a video.
>>698588749
All males in the family, no females so you can fuck off.
>>698589070
Kekek
>>698589300
So you have two gay dads?
>>698575931
>>698576179
you're nuts
>>698573062
OP, here's what you do:
>put nail polish in bottle
>add hydrochloric acid
>shake until hornet is dissolved
>op now has effervescent super-hornet power potion
>remove cap from bottle
>place under nose
>inhale deeply
>behold as op ascends to godhood as the Master Faggot King Hornet
>spread your glorious, homosexual wings and buzz off to your destiny
>>698589628
This
>>698589511
Nope dick head, my "real" mum ran away from my dad while she was pregnant with me and nobody has heard from her since, don't even know her name, I was raised by my dad and my uncle and I don't regret a minute of it.
OP just google how to make a WebM. Also check these dubs
>>698590061
so she ran away with you inside her? wat
>>698590123
checked
very nice dude haha
>>698590222
noice
>>698590222
I don't want to talk about it....
>>698590061
Wat
Time to do something productive since op hasn't posted pictures or webms in a while
>>698590372
So you really werent confusing shit up? Im interested tell me what happend
>>698590061
Ultimate kek backstory. How did your dad get you back if yer mum left when she was preggo? Typical nigger anon
Made a short clip when it moved it's wings. Gona convert to webm, hope it doesn't take to long.
Just open the bottle and set it free.
>>698590803
You're b8ing too hard
Freeze it then put a leash on it using some fishing line. Then have a wasp on a leash.
>>698590498
kek'd
>>698590556
My story was in the news, she tried to do a backstreet abortion but did it too late in the pregnancy, I survived and then she posted me to a local library with a note for my dad.
Laugh all you want, it's made me a stronger person for it instead of being a softie raised by a woman like most of you faggots.
OP here I let it go . Sorry guys I was scared it would sting me
>>698591179
Such a failure that you even failed at being aborted, you better believe i will fight you anon
Tie a string to the top and a weight to the other end of the string. Poke a couple very small holes into the other end of the bottle. Submerge so that the weight holds the bottle under water and the holes remain on top. Water will slowly trickle into the bottle and eventually drown the fucker. Because it's a small space, the shit will be able to avoid drowning by clinging to the side of the bottle should it prematurely land it the water.
>>698591380
>>698591179
>was in the news
>theres no other city than mine
