Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698557346
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
claim
>>698570136
K-you-go convince Arnold that that he is cute? It would help me a lot!
>>698570026
Misty is cute thou
>>698569597
(Me)
Me should always give me extra when me wants it.
Hey everyone Check em
>>698570136
your too goddamn fast
>>698569906
I had 3 pulled out once. They were impactated.
it suckkked. were still watching that Date a live in the stream.
hey guys tsun yun is back in here
i was watching some akame, forgot to look at the thread mb
did i miss somthing?
>>698570293
>your too goddamn fast
I'm just a really bored person.
>>698570246
I don't know if I can do that Carlos, seems like a tedious task.
Claimed.
>>698570273
But don't blame me when I can't stop.
>>698570431
I think your neat.
>>698570341
Cutie
>>698570565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXZt4-LTtHw
>>698570239
Queen of Domination? Oh yeah! That's my type of girl!
claimed
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698570667
Nigga you don't understand.
>>698570659
WANDAring who thinks you're cute, Arnold?
>>698570663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSCxzsS6Vu0
Mine
>or rather esdese
>>698570811
Oh, I understand! You want to steal her from me, aren't yah? Well, that ain't gonna happen!
>>698570942
Holy shit.
That first dog is ugly as shit though.
Noodle claim
>>698570659
Yes you are!
>Bike soon!
I had a big ass reply typed up to glitchfag but the thread ended.
Also cat is shedding and wants to cuddle.Help me
>>698571056
Hey, baby. How's it going? You know, we could go out for a night, you know, killing zombies?
>>698571066
You do not want that. Dude, run while you can. RUN. I'm serious. Unless you're a sub and really, really, REALLY into temperature play, fucking run.
>>698570667
Tank Dempsey was the best of the 4 tbh. Takeo and Richtofen were faggots and Nikolai was a drunk idiot. Did he ever get off the moon? I stopped following the storyline there
>>698571290
I meant YOU'RE cutie
>can I hop on?
>>698571524
Nikolai was my nigg though. Dempsey's daughter Misty is pretty sexy
>>698571524
Officially, THIS Dempsey is dead on the Moon. However, at the end of the BO2 storyline, Samantha went back in time to WW1 and basically reset the timeline. BO3 is going through that new timeline.
>>698571198
dog ugly? Never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVllL4tNZsI
>>698571819
But, how can you see her, she's MISTY!
>>698570526
Me couldn't blame me since me wouldn't want it to stop
>>698570705
こんにちは
>>698570667
No dempsey no! You do NOT want esdeath
>>698571377
I'm not a faggot. So no
>>698571524
Rolling for akiko lewds
>>698572074
Heretic
>>698571351
Come at me faggot.
>>698571901
What the fuck am I watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaLg7G8rH0
>>698571819
But I'm not! You on the other hand...
>Me or the bike~?
>>698572084
Come on! We can go riding through the sunset, shotguns ablaze, with zombie guts covering our faces! Doesn't that sound just romantic?
Ay
>>698572047
What if I don't stop even if I wanted to?
I don't give up on me so easily.
>>698572268
You are so aPAULING to look at!
Saber claimed
>>698572940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpwIDgJGCs
>>698572324
I must be a mirror if you think I'm cute.
>does it matter~
>Kurumi claimed
Kids in GTA can't race properly, so they have to slam into you
>>698572998
Trash* claimed
FIFY
>>698572310
Hmm prettty good.
Check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yVZinFIhU8
>>698572154
Who keeps posting this gif?
>>698573323
Cute
>>698573323
I have not kept up with gta 5 since ps3
>>698571819
Nikolai was pretty funny
Misty was a redneck pin-up, Russman was nigger, Stu was faggot and Marlton was a nerd
>>698571892
Oh so they pulled a nice ol' mortal kombat
I guess I can live with that
I'm still not gonna buy cod though
>>698572998
Saber a cute
>>698573323
What do you expect from people too young to actually drive?
Is it true there are jews in GTA5? How many shekels do they drop?
>>698573271
We had this conversation yesterday, Mirror~
>Oh my, yes to both~
>>698573384
Who wants to know?
>>698571056
claimed already she is mine
>>698573910
Who's line is it anyway?
>>698573976
I claimed her LONG before you
>>698573976
I beg to differ.
>>698574089
How you holding up?
>>698571056
>>698573976
>>698574207
>>698574263
>>698574089
Kill any snakes lately?
>>698574263
>>698574207
Woah, guys! I think we all know that this Dominatrix girl is mine!
>>698573706
Online racing is completely ruined
There's one car in every class that is stupidly faster than the rest
>>698573828
children are the worst
>>698574307
I woke up and shat like a champ
>>698574423
Wut?
>>698574568
I had that figured from Gta4's racing
>>698574604
Aren't you an assuiefag?
I don't want to post my waifu, so my husbando will do.
>>698574207
>>698574263
second reply of the thread is my reply so fuck off
>>698573828
Misty R34 is pretty good though
>>698573976
Hey queen Is back
How was the surgery?
>>698574797
Or what, what could you possibly do?
>>698574797
>>698574942
So, is that a yes to my date?
>>698574942
Respect the rules bitch
Esdeath belongs to queen now
>>698574568
Children are the worst, but that pic is the best
Nice zettai ryouiki man
>>698574838
Can't disagree
>>698574716
I am but snek a cute
Claimed, no trollerino
>>698575307
Morning bacon
Claimed.
I'm back.My cat got scared by a dog outside and was hiding and pissing.
My cats so fucking retarded
>>698574604
How could you have anything left after last night?
>>698575479
Post lewds
>>698575479
Cats in general are like this
Welcome back
>>698575149
I claimed esdese in December you autist
>>698573828
T-Thanks Akiko you too
>>698575307
Hello
>>698575468
Hey Hank
>>698575547
Fuck you
>>698575641
Cats can't all be retarded can they?>>698575758
Hey qtπ
>>698575019
Who are you?
>>698575149
Rules are for weak people
>>698575468
This gif make me so happy.
>>698575739
I never said you didn't
Queen claimed it this thread
>Read the rules
Now either play nice or gtfo and try to be faster next thread
>>698575867
That's what you think right?
Until you are at a cat farm and they literally all are fucking stupid
>>698575739
You don't want Esdeath
You'll just be mistaken for an attention seeking obsessive psychopath
>>698575946
I'm Tank Dempsey! The greatest marine of all time, and a great charmer at that too!
>>698575253
Snakes can't be cute..
At least their venom sure isn't cute
>>698576110
Never heard of em
>>698576144
>sneks not being cute
So all Yuno claimers have autism.
>>698576032
I've had Esdese for almost a year
>>698576110
What is this guy from?
>>698576025
I mean, he isn't stupid he's just dumb.He can open doors but if you make a cat noise he just starts screaming and running around and shit
>>698576559
Black ops zambies
>>698576464
>Autism
My boy, do you know where you are?
>>698575514
Oh you have no idea how much crap the human body can contain
>>698576144
Snakes can be a cute. And if you get a constrictor rather than a venomous one, there goes the venom scare.
>>698575867
Hi.
>>698576021
Ladybird has that effect.
what is with the influx in esdeath claimers i liked being the only
>>698576610
>zambies
Yeah, the kind from ZAMbabwe!
>>698576559
That sounds pretty stupid
Opening doors is probably just imitation
>>698576464
No it's just me
Australia or New Zealand?
(Still mobile attempt)
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this instant!
>>698576800
At least dubs get
>>698576728
then go somewhere else
>>698576800
>dubs
sorry pal
>>698576709
JesusChristhowhorrifying.png
>>698576800
You're getting there!
mootykins
>>698576464
>>698576660
>>698576790
Actually all Yuno claimers are just edgelords
>>698576709
Nigga literally everything is aussland is venomous
>>698576728
>Esdeath army begins
>Still no signs of my yuno army
>>698576913
why so hostile
>>698576800
Australia.
>>698576970
Oh yeah. Its crazy.
>>698576728
I claimed her before you
>>698576660
I'm in /b/ and you have autism
>>698577089
>>698577065
HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
>>698577089
On /b/ aruging with a autismo overlord over a fictional character
Don't try to make it sound like you're not autistic either bucko
>>698576790
Probably, I had to change my bathrooms doorknob so he wouldn't come in when I was doing "things".
>>698576715
How are you Hank
>>698576610
I never paid attention to the lore in zombies, just tried to get my waifu as fast as possible.
>>698577259
I'm good.
>>698577430
CONTROL YOUR FUCKING SON
>>698577234
>autismo overlord
well
>>698577259
>my waifu
>Galil
>>698577234
I'm arguing whether snakes are cute actually
>>698577543
Don't deny it, there are caps to prove otherwise
>>698577589
I prefer spiders over snakes tbh
If I'ma get fucked bty vemon, might as well go big
>>698577063
I'm here
>Tsun yun at your service
>>698577259
That's actually pretty hilarious, I don't know what the deal is with animals wanting to watch that, if I didn't had a door on my bathroom my dog would probably try to climb on my lap when I'm on the shitter
>>698577543
Cmon queen we've all seen the story
Its okay to accept your autism
>I know I did
I'm going to get a lot of s*** and hate for this or watherver:
callme a fake fan or watever you want i'm free to hear it:
I honeslty i think it's a bad decision to pander to one group and leaving the other in the miniority because they want to use new things.
I don't care if there's old pokemon at all,but i think GF need to aknoweldge this people too,i mean they already did pander to the old side in XY,i think SM should imo go to the Emerald/Platinum route or at least the BW2...
I just i had one friend that feel very disapointed with this and i think i doesn't really hurt the game for just reducing a little the old pandering right? i just feel bad to the pokemon fans that still have the ilusion to catch new things and they barely can't,especially younger players...that maybe plyed XY and get bored of the game fast for this.
I know GF doesn't give a s*** about people who like new pokemon,and they want to continue their charizard pandering,but i'm just saying that i really feel bad for younger/ veteran XY players that SM is going to be another XY experience,and pokemon imo is losing that "discovering feel" that had in I-V.
Well,hate me now.
>>698577589
I have a snake I'd like to give you! If you know what I mean!
>>698577724
>>698577830
yunos cracking down on my ass
>>698577830
About fucking time
>We attack at dawn
>>698577523
Stop BOBBYng that gun up and down! You could hurt someone!
>>698577983
No thank you, don't want your ass, 100% it's hairy, disgusting and flat
Hell I don't even want to know what you look like
>>698577549
I don't think it qualifies as a reference, my waifu is literally a galil and as such, she was in the game.
>>698577830
Animals are pervs.
>>698577063
90% of our marsupials
100% of our birds
Only 3 species of spiders have venom strong enough to affect humans
>>698578224
Fuck
>>698577983
Aww man cmon
>I love your ass
You better know it
>>698578020
>About fucking time
It's not my fault you're in a different time zone, I've been here quite some time now
>>698578316
Thats pretty gay
>>698578309
>>698578224
no really post a lewd
>>698578239
What fucking birds you have to have venom?? Was meming when I said everything I didn't ment LITERALLY everything, jesus christ
>>698578316
Well EXCUUUUUSE me for rewatching mirai nikki for the 58th time
>>698577430
Can you stop your son from BOBBYng that gun! It's really giving me HILL!
>>698578422
Fuck you dubs don't get lewds.
>>698578239
>90% of marsupials
>ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT OF BIRDS
What the fuck Australia
Makoto is too cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpwIDgJGCs
>>698578726
Makoto is a cute, but you are THE cute
>>698578726
Yes, you are cute, Arnold!
>>698578224
They are
>Tfw you're no animal and can't spy on your master
We will never know the true meaning of life
>>698578411
>That's pretty gay
Posts a picture of a 2D woman claiming to be his girl
Get your shit together
>>698578571
Well excuse me for only watching it 10 times because I have only recently watched it
>Forgive me you know gasai chan
>>698578571
>>698578633
Not venomous. I totally forgot that one.
Thats the non venomous percentages.
>>698578726
Funny, that's not how you spell Koume.
Miho claimed
>>698578984
Hey hey Mi Liu, how are you today?
>>698578970
>10
Casual, you call yourself a yuno claimer?
>Points for trying
>>698578972
How the fuck do you live in aussie without dying?
>>698579314
Pretty good, you?
>>698578626
That's just asinine.
>>698579412
Fine.
>>698579402
>58
Fucking casual you didn't even try.
Try 176 times
>>698579513
Hello. I'm Carlos! I tell puns and pun accessories!
>“The earth continues to go round, whether it’s the man who kills the tiger or the tiger who eats the man. The stronger asserts his will, it’s the law of nature. The world doesn’t change; its laws are eternal.”
>>698579619
Nigga you wanna catch these hands?
>>698579619
Wait there's another?
>>698579785
Bitch you finna get stitches
>>698579619
>>698579785
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>>698579977
Throw dem hands boi, lets see whatchu got
>>698580085
Swing first fuccboi or r u too scared?
>>698580032
Its okay
I can live with sharing
Just wanna have a good time
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>>698580186
I guess you want yo ass knocked out already
>>698580085
>>698580186
These fucking edgelords
Regret taking yuno as my waifu
>>698580424
My boy, you're already an edgelord for waifuing yuno
>>698580320
There will be two hits
Me hitting you
And you hitting the floor
the hell is happening
First Tomoko, than Rem, now Yuno.
You deserve it for claiming a shitty generic waifu.
>>698580549
>>698580680
>>698580680
>>698580680
>>698580619
>being this new
>>698580596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUXXzN26zg
>>698580709
fake thread, they will delete it
>>698580746
the fuck you just say to me?
>>698580833
Fake thread??? How so?
>>698580746
>calling mai new
>being this new
