ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
I like to sneak pics of my wife naked and share them with other guys on kik.
>>698558244
>marriage
lol
>>698557954
I'm fucking a guy who comes in my coffee shop but his wife is dying of MS
>>698557954
Gave a girl chlamydia, she thought it was her fault. Rolled with that, got her to pay for my meds and broke up with her.
>>698559166
Probably a net positive on the karma scale.
I cant really think of one... When I was 14 I fucked my 13 year old girlfriend up the ass and thereby underwent a full year of everyone in jr high thinking and saying that I was a fag. I guess it didn't matter if it was a girl's ass. That's not a secret though, a lot of people know that about me. Bump for interest.
>18
>meet girl on WoW
>give her gold and dungeon runs in exchange for dirty talk on msn
>eventually she gets more comfortable/bolder
>starts getting on cam for me
>I start asking for more fucked up things in exchange for gold
>I'm in a US top 25 guild, no shortage of gold.
>get her to finger her ass and lick the finger, piss in a glass and drink it, let her dog lick her pussy and asshole, you name it
>9 years later
>on FB bored
>friends you may know tab
>oh shit nigger that grill is kawaii
>why is name familiar
>mfw it's her
>creep her profile
>born 1998
>mfw she was 13 while doing all this slutty shit for imaginary money
Cmon /b/ didn't anyone ever fuck their mom in a dream?
I guess my biggest one is that I get off on kids.
Never done anything IRL and am too scared to troll for cp but I read pedo stories to get off.
My gf would for sure break up with me and kick me out if she knew.
>>698560150
sounds like you need to delete your fb
>>698561076
I did. It was worse than dogs i fuck in real life.
>>698557954
>old fag
>dating GF 2 1/2 years
>want to dump the GF but feel bad about it
>shes boring as fuck
>miss ex daily
>>698562174
2.ded
i browse 4chan
>>698561626
do you admire cute lolis irl when you see them?
>>698558244
What's your kik?
I'm probably gonna kill myself by the end of the year.
I can't even remember the last time I went a day without entertaining the thought of suicide.
Cummed to friend showering gel. He washed with it all the body
I am the Christ, come to set this world right because WHAT THE FUCK HUMANS YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT WITHOUT A MESSIAH OR DIRECT INTERVENTION FROM GOD HOLDING YOUR HAND THROUGH THE WAY what the hell jesus fucking christ
Im doing tree girls right. they dont know. Im so tired, but now a forth is showing interest and I cant help myself.
I want to gangbang my daughter
>>698562739
Yeah. I try not to but it's impossible not to think of them naked / masturbating / getting fucked for the first time. I want to die.
I've cum in my dads lambo
I pick my nose and eat my booger, It's actually good
>>698563633
It's ok, you are normal.
Im peeing into sink in school, home or even shopping center
>>698563558
im 23/m and wearing just a diaper that im trying really hard not to wet
I buy condoms for my 13yo niece who recently started being sexually active. Her family is pretty religious so it is best if they don't know. I also told her she can come to my house if she ever needs somewhere to go, either to be with a guy or just hang out with friends or whatever.
I lick pussy of my former gf durning actual relationship
>Be in 3rd grade
>Indoor reccess
>playing with toy cars or whatever
>wierd smell
>all of the kids notice it
>teacher smells it too
>it smells like shit
>all of the kids are flipping out over a heavy smell of shit
>i ask to go to the bathroom to try and avoid it
>friend comes with me
>he turns to me as we walk
>"I'm the one who smells like shit"
>"please don't tell anyone"
>still haven't
>>698565210
was that today?
>>698565405
2 weeks ago
>>698565779
damn, kids start school earlier and earlier each year
I possibly lost my virginity when I was like 7 and I'm quite ashamed of it
I cut my scalp because I like the taste of blood
>>698566177
>possibly
probably not
>>698566485
I'm not sure, it was with a guy and a girl friend and I remember him joking about it some weeks later, but you know what? bitch was ugly, better forget that shit
got raped as a kid, from like 8yo to 12yo pretty frequently
I now get fucking enraged when girls complain about how somebody staring at them on the bus or a male friend trying to flirt with them is rape
I have a mole on my 3 inch dick
lost my virginity at 16 to a 26 year old
>>698559293
This sounds like the sort of response that would have gone around my school back in the day. Should have been hailed king, top kek tho.
>>698566767
Never been raped but just reading how stupid cunts ride the "rape train" pisses me off.
>>698566767
I accidentally drank the slimy film you get when you leave a coffee out for too long so I sort of know how you feel.
>>698566844
Uncle Pashmere doesn't count.
I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister.
>>698566801
Faggot
Want to get raped by shemale
A call 4chan to people, some website, because if I say it I'll feel like a Faggot, I also don't like to talk about anime in real life and just call them some shows because it's the cringiest SHIT in the fucking world
>>698567610
You type like an 11 year old.
It took me three passes to understand what you were trying to say here.
>>698567891
Fuck you, I'm on mobile
>>698568231
etch-a-sketch or something?
>>698567891
He's right though. I told my friends that berserk was a netflix drama.
>>698557954
i ejaculate into my cactus flower pot.
Let it absorb it, then do it again.. And again.. Again.
-Had my buddies tiny female dog lick my Dick while he was on a short errand.
-Intense licking Holy fuck. #diamonds
-Sexual interest in female dogs.
-Sexual interest in older women (im 21)
-Wash nutz and use the towel family dry their hands on to dry penis.
-Sleep naked.
-as a child i hid in my big sisters closet and sniffed/kissed the inside of one of her bras.
Have many older half sisters who i would want to cuddle with if everyone piss drunk.
Setec Astronomy
>>698568365
well no shit retard
it's a well-known fact that you have to hide your power level around normies
>watching Stranger Things with some friends
>any time something D&D related comes up have to feign ignorance
>"man there's no way people were ever that fucking nerdy at that age"
>"y-yeah... fucking nerdy fags.... " *awkwardly sips drink*
Got molested when i was 5 my a step cousin. He feels guilty, I feel nothing towards the situation and accept his trying to pay me off for his guilt.
>>698568293
Yeah
>>698568365
I feel you. I tell people that I watch shows, I never really say title names, if I say to someone that I've seen madoka I feel gay
Now that I apologized, I feel better. But even though she accepted it, I still think that she may have blocked me.
I sent something to her by accident (Nothing bad, just something kinda unrealated) and now there is no Read receipt on iMessage, and its been almost 24hrs
I paid for my first blowjob. $12.
I wanna be a girl.. Or at least a trap. But I'm scurred
>>698562952
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and start improving your life instead
Locks are getting changed Wednesday. I'll be homeless and I've decided to hitch out west once I get my last paychecks.
I have recently been buying and trying every drug imaginable on the Dark Web. I just can't get over how pure everything is vs. anything you find on the streets. Feels good man.
http://lchudifyeqm4ldjj.onion/?ai=473391
I secretly record people in my bathroom
>>698569403
You can crash round mine anon. 6 cannon street New Romney TN28 8BJ
>>698557954
>Click here
i walked around naked when it was just me and my sister home when i was 11 and she was 9
>>698569703
not clicking that shit nigger
dark web is a honeypot now
I will say I got the best acid I've ever had from silkroad about 4 years ago
>>698569747
I would openly do that in my offices, only by the sinks, though, and I fire people who don't wash their hands.
>>698557954
When my wife's cousin comes over to visit with her new baby. She stores her extra breast milk in the fridge. I sneak a few sips here and there. It's sweet, I love it. Turns me on.
>>698569931
USA though
>>698570196
If I was in the US I would genuinly let you stay here for a few nights
>>698570000
The most depressing quads I have ever seen
My companies are all diversity-free zones. Anyone who questions this situation or even makes a passing comment about it is pushed out as soon as I can find an excuse to fire them.
I don't know how to share a secret
>>698557954
I'm attracted to teenage girls. Not the barely legal ones, but the ones from 12 to 17. I'm a 28 year old teacher.
>>698571099
I feel you my man.
Any job I've had with any level of authority I have fully treated niggers worse and found any opportunity to fire them for shit that I let white / asian people slide for.
>>698561076
I did
I stole my sister's boyfriend.
It was all whirlwind, heat and flash.
Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road
When I was 16 I was forced to suck cock multiple times. After a while I got to look forward to it
I work at a dvd rental store. Yea they still exist. Anyways I like to hang up signs like employee pick, 5 Stars, customer recommendation on the movies. I only hang tag the worst movies I can find tho.
>>698566801
That sounds pretty nasty.. How big is. Has a girl ever seen it?
>>698572656
do you sell drugs out of the back or what?
I work for hilldog and ctr.
This place covers my rent.
>Had heard rumors from my cousin for years that my aunt would be naked after her evening shower every night.
>Went to live with my aunt for a few years while I went to University.
>Took a few months before she started sitting around in a towel.
>Took another month or so before she'd just walk around the house in sandals after eightish every night.
>She started using my computer after her laptop died.
>I came home from a night out one evening to find her sat at my computer with my headphones on.
>Watched her for about ten minutes as she sat watching an Eve Lawrence video on xnxx.
>Waited until she left before going into the room and checking for anything she'd left behind.
>No cum anywhere sadly just a huge sweaty ass print on my leather chair.
>Figured I was so aroused I'd see if she did it again.
>After a few weeks of not being able to catch her I took a big risk and took a load of pictures of myself naked.
>Left them on her desktop in a folder named "Camera".
I still love her
>>698573556
she doesnt remember you
I forced my friends drunk gf into roadhead when he was passed out in the back
>>698573514
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY MAN!!!
>>698573514
Moar
>>698574243
Was she passed out too?
>>698574646
no she was awake but so drunk that i doubt she even knew where she was
Cheated on my gf of 2 years and caught warts with a red headed bitch. Now idk what to do
Straight guy dating for 5years. I want my girlfriend to peg me in the ass with a strapon but dont know how to tell her. shes pretty vanilla
>>698571231
That's hot!
>>698563633
What ages do you like?
I paid for a 4chan pass.
>>698566767
you male or female? who raped you?
>>698569045
molested how?
>>698573514
>>698574398
>>698574507
If you insist...
>Cleared out the Recent History tab so I could see.
>Stayed out until 3am and rolled back in.
>Was lay watching The Wire when I remembered I'd left the folder on the desktop.
>Checked if she'd opened it up and lo and behold she had done.
>No idea how many she'd looked at if any or if she'd been repulsed but my heart was FUCKING pounding out of my chest.
>Figured I needed to do more to get her attention so I recorded a couple of videos of me wanking off and added a few pictures I'd taken with my ex sucking me off.
>Continued as normal for a few days then checked to see if she'd been looking.
>Sure as shit she'd been going to these folders. Suddenly realized it was time to check her browser history.
>Early Facebook years and there I was, one of her top searches on Facebook pictures of me at a pool party and a couple of pictures from a holiday.
>Played cat and mouse with her for a while until one day I plucked up the balls to film myself on her bed while she was out.
>>698571231
any RL experience with them?
I cheated on my gf, with a stripper.. Feels bad
>>698569703
Care to tell what drugs you've ordered and in what quantities?
>>698575453
I'm a guy, sorry to ruin your fantasy kek.
Some dickhead who lived in the neighbourhood when I was young.
Never really told anybody except one girl I liked and it changed how she treated me. After she knew she was always treating me like a little wounded bird, so that sucked. And I never told anybody again. It's really not a big deal, doesn't affect me these days.
>>698569703
Kek stop advertising, no one gives a fuck.
>>698569703
I cant actually tell this is Dream Market from the URL because I go on there so often. Steroids ftw.
>>698575755
cont
>>698576164
Did you never want to report the guy? Seems like a pretty fucked up situation
>>698575755
go on..
>>698576288
What kind of juice is available/what kind do you buy?
>>698564605
yess moar
>>698576798
I'm in the UK so I only know for here. Can get anything. Only a couple of vendors on there I trust and they take ages to arrive but the test, deca and anabol I've bought has been good.
>>698557954
I took it in the ass from my ex
>>698560150
that math dont add up
>>698577061
That's awesome test is the only juice I can find irl and it's not cheap for me. Are narcotics also available?
>>698575755
>>698576343
>>698576629
>Filmed myself jerking off hard on her bed. Full hips in the air cum flinging hard.
>Changed the sheets on her bed because like a soft fucker I'd gotten carried away and sprayed everything.
>Put the video on the desktop then spent the next day panicking that I'd probably crossed the line.
>Came home from studying around five thirty to find her cooking dinner.
>She was pretty excited to see me and told me that I had to stay in the kitchen until I'd eaten dinner.
>I remember it taking an age to make and the whole time she was brushing past me or reaching for things behind me and constantly saying "Sorry love".
>Everything was nice an normal over dinner, my brother was visiting and spent the whole time talking about movies with my cousin and I spent the meal staring at my aunts tits imagining I was slapping the shit outta them.
>Played on the 360 for a while after that because I was distracted and the whole time my aunt sat behind me occasionally shoving me with her foot.
>She went to shower after my brother left.
>Traditional naked time ensued and my cousin left to go study.
>She told me she'd left my computer on by mistake and I should go check it out.
>Walked in there to find an absolute mess.
>The bed was stained in the middle with a huge dark patch, the leather PC chair was plastered in cum and lube and the tub of lube was on its side between the bed and the desk.
>>698577669
fake
>>698571231
As a 28 year old dating a 18 year old, I feel your pain.
>>698574241
>>698573556
looool
>>698577537
Kek
>>698560150
>born 1998
>was 13 9 years ago
Your story is baloney.
>>698563750
guilty
>>698577907
would be 8 to 9 years old not 13
>>698557954
>washed out of the military twice
>fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes
>stole on more than one occasion
>I really don't want anything to do with my family, but I haven't had the opportunity to tell them
>I've fucked guys before, and have been fucked by guys
>I've fucked 2 traps
>I often dream of being non-black, and non-male
>I never took the SAT nor the ACT
>>698577613
Yeah pretty much everything. I have irl connections if I want that stuff but I've ordered some xanax and other perscription stuff and it's all been legit.
>>698566844
story?
I go to 4chan
>>698578401
prove it
>>698557954
>be me in jr high
>didnt have access to porn
>didnt have safe place in trailer to jerk off
>would sneak into woods after school
>had a secret fort
>in the fort i had a notebook
>in it were drawings i made
>all of them were girls in my school
>i drew them how i imagined them naked
>anatomy was a bit off but it worked
>would jerk off to drawings
>did this for a year
>one day went back to my fort
>the notebook was gone
>i was terrified and never went back
>right now there is someone walking around with my nudie girl notebook
>>698575814
hey fuck you guys you harassed the shit out of MLK before he died
>>698558244
Add me on kik: 4chan.vs.reddit
>>698577669
No way...
>>698578109
Damn I'm jealous. I used to look at sites like that back in the SR days but never ordered in fear of what would happen when it was delivered to my parents po box since i lived at home lol. Do you get it sent to your home or a box or what? Sorry for so many questions.
>>698560150
Many years ago. Fucked a very hot escort. Fast forward to the present and she's in my "Ppl you may know"
Freak out like wtf how
When it comes to parties or gatherings, if it is in a house, I have the urge of stealing something, a liquor bottle, the 'Men's Bathroom' sign, the neon lamp 'Welcome' sign, any non-raw stuff from the fridge, toothbrushes, toothpaste, keys, combs, mouth wash, soap, a loofa, sunglasses, glasses, girls panties is there's the chance, or even house ornaments. But i only have the urge in parties
Came in gfs sisters face wash and shampoo
>>698578754
Just have it order to home. The odds of the police checking every single package for steroids or pills is pretty much non-existent. Obviously if it was a big bag of cocaine it would be a different story.
cum atleast once a week in my 8 year old sisters oatmeal
I am a virgin at 21
>>698579203
Good point senpai. How discrete is the packaging?
>>698577669
is that it m8?
>>698562281
what does that even mean?
NICE TRY MOM !
>13 years old
>don't have access to porn because I don't have my own computer
>desperate to look at it, hear my friends brag about it all the time
>one day, get an idea
>get a glorious idea
>remember my DSi has an internet browser
>pretty much zero chance of getting caught, parents would never suspect me watching porn on my DSi
>for several years, watched porn on my fucking DSi until I got my own computer
>>698577669
Don't care if fake, enjoying this
>>698578974
As a 24 year old homeowner and aspiring successful adult, fuck you. It takes a lot of work and care to host a good party - more than you think. People argue about the music, they want to wander your neighborhood drunk and get picked up by the cops, they start inviting people you don't know when the place is already packed - and then shitheads like you want to rub from the host. Fuck you. All I want is to give a safe awesome place to hangout with awesome people and listen to music too loud and fuck girls on one of my spare beds. Assholes like you ruin that shit for everyone.
Before I left my old job a few months ago I took a copy of all of the IP valuated at over $2 million. I was grandfathered in to the company in the early days (actually employee #2) and never made to sign an NDA or NCC.
Looking for a way to proxy sell the IP and trying to find out if I could get hit with any residual IP laws.
>>698575755
>plucked up the balls
kek, never heard that expression before
>>698566991
Kek
>>698579925
this
>>698559166
I thought he came in ur coffee at first
>>698577669
she shit herself?
>>698566991
Top Kek
>>698566720
>I'm not sure, it was with a guy and a girl friend and I remember him joking about it some weeks later, but you know what? bitch was ugly, better forget that shit
Don't worry anon, I also don't remember much of my first time, because I was about 5yo back then.
>>698579909
top fucking kek m8, clever
>>698557954
I don't think our relationship will work out. You're better off with someone with less baggage and I'm better off alone.
>>698577669
cont you stoopid fuk
>>698566801
SHARE that secret
>>698562174
Man the feel. I know it. But there is no possible way I can break up ya know
>>698558244
Did something similar. Instead I used those photos to make a fake facebook profile and posed as a bisexually curious flight attendant from Switzerland. Got tons of women (probably guys posing as women like myself) sending me nudes over fb messenger.
Pic related. Say hello to "Sally"
>>698557954
fuck it, about 9 month ago i broke up with my girlfriend of 3yr, idk why, i was in a bad place, and i just let her slip away.
i cant take living without her, shes moved on but im still fuckeed up, what do?
My (now ex) gf told me I raped her; we were getting it on and like she was grinding and shit so I told her to blow me. Now we liked to be a bit rough and shit so I mistook her saying she didn't want to as her teasing. So I kinda slapped her a bit (not intentionally to hurt, more of a turn on) and moved her to my dick and came in her mouth after a while.
She told me a week or so later about how she felt and I had no idea. This is the one thing I would never tell anyone, not even my best friend. Even when we broke up she threatened to tell everyone what happened.
I sell propane and propane accessories at work. But use a charcoal grill at home.
>>698581202
You pig
>>698579911
>>698579713
>>698577669
Ha, doesn't matter if you believe me or not life goes on.
>Took me about ten minutes to move about the room and pull the sheets off my bed.
>Put the lube next to the door and stood staring at the slimy blob on my chair.
>Decided I'd come far enough at this point I might as well taste it.
>Scraped it off with my fingers and caught the rest in my hand.
>Sucked that slime right off my fingers, shotted the handful down in one go too.
>Nearly gagged at it being cold but it was sweet salty goodness.
>The next few days were intense and I mean I was literally just walking around rock solid and swimming in precum and she was constantly watching me.
>Another game night came around, my brother left and my cousin took himself off to bed.
>The whole night my aunt had been shoving me with her foot and it was driving me crazy.
>I made an awkward joke about biting her toes off.
>It went down pretty well because she only replied with "Go for it."
>The whore didn't even bother to raise her foot off the couch this time she just sat there watching.
>I could literally feel my heartbeat in my ears as I stared at that tanned little foot.
>I gave a sort of playful bite at first and laughed out of sheer nervousness but she didn't really reply.
>I gave it another go but this time wrapped my mouth around four toes and the ball of her foot.
>I just waited there to see what her reaction would be.
>>698569703
Man don't get on opiates it's a life ruining drug. You are not supposed to feel that good all the time
my wife masturbated on video chat last night while i watched her. i spy cammed.
>>698581548
Did you like it?
>>698581407
>tfw that was your cousins cum and he didnt tell you
>tfw he went into the room after your aunt
fuct this serbian slut just before she got married...
to this doosh... complete whore.. she said she has cheated on every guy she's been with... total cuckold factory.
>>698581776
Nooooooo
I have a very small penis also sub looking for master or mistress kik me aleeshaisperfect
i once paid 4 bucks to get my mcdoot spooped
>>698563633
Well thank you i though I was a dirty fuck for imaginating 16yo nudes
Been married for 20 years
Still in love with an ex who I have not seen for 25 years and was only with her for a few months but those were the best few months of my life.
>>698581407
cont
>>698563750
Guilty too, I fear one day I'll do it in public without thinking of it.
The good thing is gf is ok with me doing this
I fucked my brother's wife, although she is a bitch and she is a motherfucker
it was me who smeared toothpaste all under my brother's blanket for years
he would get into bed unsuspectingly every time : )
>>698581407
Cont...
>>698579909
I used to do this too omg
>>698562952
Try to commit suicide by overexertion (exercise). Then if you fail to kill yourself, you may kill the desire to kill yourself.
>>698582446
Did you're brother ever find out?
>>698571099
Fuckin gay boy
I met my girlfriend when she just turned 14 and fingered her in front of her 12 year old friend. Also took her virginity in front of two of her friends. They ran in the room when they heard the bed going and just stood and watched. I said "who's next then?" And they both ran downstairs thinking I was gonna rape them, me and her actually planned raping the 12 year old but never actually did it.
10 years later, we're still together and we're still messed up.
In the past a use to fuck a cousin of mine consensually of curse, she was nice though, nobody notice it was funny, never talked about it after
>>698581698
hell yeah! it was big turn on to watch her spread her legs and fuck herself. and seeing her cum
caidoz
>>698582688
Oh, I'm 34 now. Just realised I never said.
>>698579909
Same here. Used to use the neighbors' wifi when I did because I thought family could see the history on our wifi.
>>698581407
hurry up i wanna go to bed
>>698581407
come on man, we need to know
>>698567326
This guys a dick, ignore >>698566801
>>698562952
do not. thanks. :)
>>698574862
Did the same but it was a black chik niggress. Fucked her a couple times realized she gave me warts told her. Either she did or she has them now. She denied but eventually said ohh yeah that's true.
My wife has a couple warts now and I have prob spread that virus all over
>Go to my friends place for some LAN and online games
>suddenly he gets a call
>the love of his life is coming over
>as well as her husband and some friends
>our lan fun turns into a party
>Its generally fun
>Alot of people pass out along the livingroom floor
>Decide I want to goo to sleep, as I was the third wheel of my best friend and his attempts to charm her
>Guestroom was anyway reserved for me
>Too bad the walls are made of paper
>I heard his attempts of offering his bed for her.
>His lines for it were autistic as hell
>She insists on going to the guestroom
>They argue back and forth, his main argument was to not wake me up, at the excuse that I am unpleasant if woken up
>She says its fine
>He cant deny her. Guestroom has queensize bed
>She comes in the guestroom
>I realize I am down into my boxers, with an erection I cant explain
"Anon?"
>I keep my sleeping act up
"Anon?"
>I hear her rustling her clothes, belt buckle coming off
"Anon... seriously"
>My dick is diamonds
She is a small girl, 5ft 1, and thin.. and something in her face had her going with an asian look
"Anon, I know you're pretending"
>I feel her hair on my stomach, chest, neck
>she is kissing my chest
"Anon... you're the best man here..."
>I feel her hand wandering on top of my boxers
>Finding her fingers, her small hand around my dick
>I bet this is what pedos want, I think as her small hand strokes me
"anon... pretend you sleep... I like it"
>her hair drags around my chest and stomach
>she is pushing my boxers down
"This is a good dream anon..."
>I feel her breathing on my dick
>it intensifies as she pulls my foreskin
>she starts with little licks to the tip
"I have a crush on you anon..."
>I notice I have lost all control of my breathing
>as I try to calm down, she says
"I know anon..."
>I feel something around my dick, as if it was dipped in a towel freshly picked from boiling water
>going back and forth
>my balls get little streams of air as she breathes trough her nose
>cont
In the past a use to fuck a cousin of mine consensually of curse, she was nice though, nobody notice it was funny, never talked about it after
>>698581177
Fucking kek bro was she crying the whole time she was giving you head ??
>>698582295
>>698582499
>>698581407
>>698582927
>>698583190
>Her toes just slid out as she pulled her foot back leaving me staring like a moron with spit dripping from my chin.
>She took a few glances around before coaxing me forward while she opened her legs.
>I took a few minutes to just stroke that little soft bush and give her lips a little pinch and slide them aside now and then.
>I got a finger in and immediately pulled it out to get it a little wetter. She was reasonably tight and I didn't want to hurt her.
>After a few minutes of sheephly fumbling about I decided to just slide my chin along the couch and get a nose full of hairs.
>She wrapped a leg over my shoulders and moaned constantly the entire time I was desperately licking her clit and trying to go at her cunt with no hands.
>I ended up with a few licks of my tongue missing and pretty sure at one point before stopping I'd licked a little too close to her asshole.
My gf just gave me the key to unlock her dorm and grab my Wallet. Elevator is broken, so i had to go up the stairs. Get to room and try for five minutes to unlock it, proceeding to get more and more annoyed. Knock on neighbors door, no answer. Throw keys on ground in anger. Realized I was on the wrong floor. Told her door was stuck
>At party with bunch of peepz
>Girl high on lsd
>trying to crawl into the basement
>Follow her
>Help her down
>Shed out
>Undress her
>Too scared to fuck
>2 more guys come in
>fuck. This is it, this is how I die
>They start fucking her
>one guy cums in her puss the other in mouth
>Go for it bro
>Decide to go for ass
>Fill her ass up
>Its hot, strange and absurd
>Leave basement
>Guy pulls the host
>"Your sister went down"
>Run. Run for my life
>Next day. Cops come over, take me to station
>She was kill
>Never slept with anyone since and it was 12 yrs ago
>>698557954
I act like an extreme liberal in real life and tell people why they should vote for hillary etc, but secretly i want trump to win and nuke the muslims.
Not really, 10 years ago and she still want to fuck with me
>>698569947
So... she was 9 and you were 11?
Were you both twins?
>>698583810
Fucking monster of a secret, anon.
Hope getting that off your chest helps.
>>698557954
I fucked my bestfriend's girlfriend at an orgy once
>>698583803
that took you so long to type. still no ending..
ok thx mate the rest was great but i am out
goodnight.
>>698583803
This is good stuff, keep it cumming
>>698578815
She looked u up
>>698584165
She would think I'm more of a retard if I told her
>>698583746
lmao no, she used to cry after sex a lot though so maybe it was just constent rape kek
>>698562952
Kill yourself by jumping into a burning building full of children. At least you didn't die a virgin.
she confided me in this
but one of the guys is my friend so i told everyone
she still comes to me how a mess she made of things (cause it broke a huge circle of friends)
she doesn't know it was me
i was about 23 & let my gf slutty 9 yo sister and friend suck me of after fingering them
>>698557954
My secret addiction, straight male who likes to gape himself.
>>698585016
God i want that straight boi ass so badly. Ever think about getting fucked by big dicks?
>>698583711
"Anon... shhh"
>My breathing got out of control again...
>she is on her knees on the bed, the weight is shifting.
>I still keep my hand on my eyes, its all on my judgement
>But I think she is taking off her underwear
>I feel the weight shift
>And a knee against my thigh
>And another knee against my other one
>and her heels around my hips
>She is back towards me
"Anon... lets dream together... shhh"
>I feel her small hand on my dick again, with a firm grip
>a dry pressure is pushing against it.
>She looses balance, given her drunken state
>It was actually really painful to me, it stung
>She lays on her back on top of me
"Shh anon... sorry... its okay"
>Goddamn do her insides feel good...
>she gets up and really slowly and carefully moves up and down
>I still feel a bit of a drag on my dick, but it hurts so good
>one of her hands leaves my hips
>I start hearing rustling of her shirt
>She masturbates herself while on top of me
"Anon... let us be like this... shhh"
>Slowly she picks up the pace
>I no longer care of my breathing
>I instead try not to grab her hips to pick up the pace
>her heels dig into me
>she pauses
>Then continues
>I feel her nails slightly touching my dick as she rubs herself
>I come with force never seen before by mortals
>She keeps at it
>her heels dig in deeper
....
>Slow moment of both panting
"Anon... this is the best dream ever"
>She gets off of me, I hear her hole gasp for air, gurgling my semen
>she shifts the weight around the bed for a bit.
>She reached her purse, reaching her napkins
>she cleans up my penis as well as wiping herself
>she kisses my dick one last time
"The best dream anon... the best"
>she dresses up and cuddles me for the rest of the night
I am a horrible friend
>>698559166
you're both pieces of shit. It will haunt you both when she is gone.
Im a student, 21yrs old and straight.
Sometimes fuck some girls.
After joking around with a female friend of mine I recently think about becoming kind of a camboy to make some more money.
Its not really turning me on that people watch me herk off, its like : Hey, im jacking off all the time...if people like to spend money on that...thats fine.
>>698584261
>>698584249
>>698583803
>Ended up sneaking off to her room after a few more sloppy minutes of mashing my mouth against her cunt and the couch.
>Decided not to wait while she went to the toilet and instead stood jacking off in the doorway.
>She didn't bother with washing her hands and instead opted to start wanking me off in the doorway.
>Wrapped my arms around her and for a few minutes I thrust against her to keep myself solid.
>Ended up her being on all fours on the bathmat clutching onto the bath while I pushed in and waited for that POP sensation.
>The whole affair was a rough twenty minutes on my knees and a lower back pain from the thrusting but it was worth it to drill the skinny aunt I'd been nervously teasing for so long.
>To my disappointment she pulled me out before the end and wanked me out onto the tiled floor and her thighs.
>>698584397
You are a real human bean anon and a real hero hearing her cry after would have made me hard again
>>698585352
fucking kek dude, that really brightened up my night
>>698585283
thanks for sharing
>>698566801
How big is it in comparison?
>>698585283
Cont
>>698565210
ur a good friend bro keep up the work
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
i wanna watch my wife suck another guys cock cant bring the subject up to her she might freak
>>698585016
>straight
>>698557954
I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>>698557954
I've been sharing my girlfriend with my younger brother ever since he moved in with us
>>698586894
do you know if she told your sister or anyone else about it?
>>698587577
how does that work?
how did it begin?
>>698570179
drink that shit right outta the tap shits tight you
>My older step sister and i used to make out after school everyday before anyone else was home and she once jerked me off
>I once committed and burglary valuing around $3,900 and was never caught
>when i was 18 I fucked a 14yo girl in the parking lot during a soccer game in my car
>I'm still in love with my girlfriend from junior year of hs
>>698576575
What happens to a lot of people is that they simply don't believe you, insinuating that that sort of thing doesn't happen. Doesn't matter about how you know them.
Especially what will happen is you get held by the state against your will under some kind of mental health legislation and they'll forcibly drug you whilst insinuating that you're mentally unwell.
I am secretly extremely kinky. I no longer have any interest in normie relationships because I am too busy coming harder than I've ever dreamed. REEEEEEEE
>>698587974
there was a soccer game in your car?? damn
I'm fucking my coworker behind her boyfriends back.
Found out a few days ago, that other dudes in the office have been banging her too. Best part, her boyfriend works at the same company.
Haven't said shit to anybody.
>>698587437
You're the type of fucking monster that makes me want to end this whole damn world.
Fuck you, sick fuck piece of shit. die die die
>>698557954
i frequently take dick when i'm bored. i have a few friends who know, that isn't the secret part.
the secret is that every dude i fuck is off of craigslist, and now i have a small cohort of 9+ inch dicked black guys that destroy my ass raw when i'm in the mood.
>>698588123
yeah shit was cash m8 especially the 14yo hairy pussy thats my favorite thing about soccer
married to a great wife she sucks me off without me asking lets me do anything to her, shes even had a threesome with me and an ex and she initiated it, she is a jw that got shunnned bascially just to marry me, and i cant get over some other ex (not threesome ex) and tomorrow i'm going to go meet up with ex and fuck her brains out all day... this has been going on for 3 years now. and shes married too
>>698585198
You say she was there with her husband before?
>>698587726
99% sure she never told my sister, im sure i would have heard about it. At the time they were kinda fighting over a boy or something
I jack off to amputee chicks and mermaids and I don't know the fuck why. These are pretty temperate fetishes for 4chan, but they still have a wtf factor.
>>698587097
I also wanna have your wife suck my cock while you watch. It could be like hey honey why don't you take care of our new friend
Bump great shit here lol
>>698588139
Guess everyone likes her cause she takes it in the ass like a champion
>>698588718
Yes, her husband was passed out on the livingroom floor
>>698588139
>Found out a few days ago, that other dudes in the office have been banging her too.
did this make you jealous or feel betrayed in any way?
just curious
Robbed a drugged store in my teens.with 2 of my friends
Please give me some onion links!
>>698589982
not my girl so i don't care
>>698590031
Robbing liquor stores is fun, me and my buddies once hit 3 in the same day kek. Did you get prescription meds?
>>698589982
Not really. It just means that I don't have to worry about emotional stuff at all. If the well dries up, then it dries up.
had sex last night and came inside her 4 times.
I lost my virginity to my best friends girlfriend at 15.
I'm a terrible friend.
>>698590649
nah she's just a slut
>>698588718
She knows very well what feelings my best friends has for her.
She has a husband on top of that. and that whole thing happened.
I think my best friend knows with the paper walls he has, but I havent gathered the courage to tell him myself
biggest secret I have atm is that I know the login to 2 of my closest friends FB and other stuff that they use the same password + username for.
I first discovered masturbation in the sixth grade and after that point I jerked off in a bathroom stall at lunch every single day. Looking back I'm amazed I was never cought.
>>698590456
Moar blowjob pics related?
>>698561076
Twice, and my mom is nasty and I hate her
>>698591007
I mean, it was her idea and we fucked a shit ton.
>>698582292
I know that feel bro
>>698560150
kek
I used to fuck my cousin every weekend
>>698581177
Same thing here, i raped my wife thinking she was just playing saying no, she cried right after, said sorry, everything back to normal.
>>698557954
i like feet
>>698590447
Nothing sexy like that. It was in a plaza after it was closed. and it had those metal gates in front of it and you could easily reach your hands inside and grab all the chocolate bars and cigarettes you could reach. Grabbed cartons of smokes and ripped them open and slid the packs through the grates. I was scared shitless.
>>698561076
never, but I fucked my gf's mom.
Does that count? I had dreams about it
I've been dating someone for almost two years now and my family doesn't know about it
When I was younger I had a tail
>>698559293
Fucking something in the ass is pretty gay, though.
>>698583865
Cont
>>698561626
I feel this on a spiritual level
I'm still in love with a woman who will never speak to me again because I pushed her away like an idiot. I'm suffering from a dissociative disorder that I haven't told my family about because I'm afraid that they'll disown me. I partially blame myself for my brother's suicide because I wasn't around when he needed me and worst of all ... I browse /b/ all day just to avoid all of this stuff.
>>698581177
don't worry about it man.
This isn't really rape
>>698592056
im in love with a DID patient and its hard to tell them that their symptoms hurt me, especially when they physically hurt themselves (cutting).
>>698572875
>has a girl ever seen it?
Well he's on 4chan, so take your guess
>>698591395
I do not, and its a shame
I am slowly growing to hate every one i know
i got drunk and tried to have sex with my mom
>>698592316
Yeah, mine is more crazy mood swings mixed with misinterpreting words and hearing things incorrectly. Like my perception is all fucked up. sucks man, but it's manageable.
Im a pedophile.
>>698591887
story now
>>698592561
burn in hell
>>698591771
Sweet, you shouldve re-sold them. I made pretty good money that way selling the booze that i didnt drink.
>>698592692
I can't help it little girls are so cute.
I was bullied like I was the scum of the earth in my early life.
When I grew up suddenly, I was good shoulder and head taller than anyone in my class, or people two years older than me, who also bullied me.
I sliced up one guys cat into cubic inches. Other guys bike I threw into a river.
I beat them up at my leisure with another guy who also grew up like I did.
We held them back under staircases. pissed into their schoolbags, stole their property, burned them with battery operated soldering irons we stole from class.
It all ended up when I hit one guys dad, who was a cop.
Oh well, good times.
Somehow my father never found out, and he was a collague of the guy who I punched, just for being that other guys father.
I have a stalker who comes into my work dresses like me,forces her boyfriend to dress and groom like my boyfriend and refuses to admit what shes doing or leave us alone,so I regularly post her personal images and personal social media on here
>>698592545
yep, she sees holes in peoples faces where emotions should be and everytime i go to talk to her about emotional stuff she takes it literally, or if i talk to her about literal stuff, she takes it emotionally. she was abused emotionally and sexually, how about you?
Addicted to fapping, I feel dead after I fap, I want to stop feeling dead and suffer the pain of life just like everyone else. Also just really addicted to finding taboo porn I'm not supposed to see since I was a kid. Not sure if I'm becoming actually attracted to it but the finding of it is what I'm really addicted to. I may need help if I can't help myself.
Got molested by my neighbor when I was in the 3rd grade. He was 2 grades above me. Still never told anyone. Now he is some fat fuck brony. And the experience is also the reason why I am not gay.
I had sex with my girlfriend under the altar of Salisbury cathedral
I think 1 or 2 friends know
.when I said 'had sex' I really mean 'put it in quickly and then stopped after she complained'
It was probably oneof my most alpha sexual moments but I was tripping at the time so emboldened
>>698592056
your parents won't disown you for admitting to your mental illness
>>698592316
your partner wants to know how they hurt you as long as you're honest
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