Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698540430
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best type moon claimed.
>>698548654
QOTT:If you own guns, what's your favorite?If you don't, why not and what do you think is the coolest?
still here
and
>>698548561
kind of tuned it out
>>698548592
i play on NA you?
>>698548876
I figured.
Honestly surprised you even responded to that post.
>>698548777
Hi sachi, lucky trips
How are you?
>>698548809
I can't have them here in Europe, however I'd love having an old school double barreld shot gun
>>698548876
Euw, too bad
Perhaps I will make an account on na when I feel like it
>Claim
>>698548106
I don't mean to seem preoccupied, just a little busy sometimes.
I enjoy my company of course, but you seem nice, too.
>>698548777
checking and /threading my own post
>>698548809
I don't because Denmark and it generally being a pain to get here, video games have given me a boner for the vss vintorez and As Val, and /k/ memes has given me a boner for the moist nugget.
>>698549011
well i did
>>698549092
thats ok i dont play much anyways
The wieners are hitting the spot mad good right now
>>698549352
Well it's not like your prostate is way up there.
>>698549092
Over under or side by side?
Choose wisely.
>>698549103
10/10 choices.
>>698549352
That's lewd as fuck
>>698549352
like hot dogs?
Dont know how to reply across threads but Ive been playing mostly ahri karthus and ezreal
I love karthus's ult I lol everytime I clean up kills and they rage in chat
>>698549336
Ow okay, just its more fun playing with friends. What elo where you?
>>698549352
Hey there missed you last night
>That's gay
How are you?
>>698549481
Side by side
>Choose wisely
Why?
>>698549573
Were*
Hello friends!
Claim
>>698549531
You simply quote the post number. For example.
>>698549533
>>698549573
Because over under is for fags.You got gud taste though.
>>698549645
Hello
Morning, my chickadees!
>>698549702
Forgot pic
>>698549573
highest i hit was silver one but i once again only played ranked with friends
Calamity-masu'd
>>698549764
Its 1:30 though cutie
>>698549843
It's 1:26. Stop jumping the gun.
Doll claimed.
>>698548105
Had me confused a sec there.
>>698548246
Yeah, it's always better with friends.
Mostly league, overwatch and the souls series at the moment.
>>698548624
Ah fair enough. Simples still good though.
Oh, I get you. That's annoying then, especially if you can't just go to an advice clerk to sort it. Hope you can sort it anyway.
KanColle eh? I've looked a bit into but I don't really understand what the game's about. I know there's an awful lot of ship waifu's about though. What's this event then?
>>698548777
Based trip claim
>>698548722
Hey Kyouko, what's up?
>>698549352
Oh my.
>>698549101
Nah that's fine, I was just messing about. Thanks, you and you seem alright yourself.
>>698549531
It's fine I think it's for me
Nice choices though I don't really think they fit this meta.
>Press r to win
Nice skill
>>698549645
>Not ice claim
Git gud
All jokes aside how are you?
>>698549702
Well thanks I guess
Its only because it looks cooler don't really know what's the difference
>>698549780
Boosted then I see. Don't really care much about it just curious
Sometimes I play with bronzies because they're fun guys
>>698549418
My nigga
>>698549481
Honestly didnt mean to, Im just that good
>>698549491
Oh you know.
Those tiny little things, I ate like ten so...one normal dog?
Ye
>>698549573
You too, I was on for but a second and poof.
I was gone
>>698549693
Do I have to type it out Im on a phone might be difficult
Oh shit my boss is here and he sounds pissed brb>>698549702
>>698549843
>>698549976
its 19:27 actually
>>698550112
Its 2016 actually
>>698550061
I use copy and paste. Don't get fired.
>>698550038
yeah dont really care for going try hard myself
>>698550052
like a pig in a blanket
>>698550030
>Souls series
How even, I played demon and didn't get past the second level. I know I'm bad but Jesus that game was hard
>>698550052
Well you're here now I guess
Planning on drinking again?
>>698550456
Not a competitive gamer I see, I'm mostly not either don't know why league is so addicting to me
>>698549777
Nice trips, cutie
>>698549843
Its 11:31 AM
Claimed.
Saber claim
>>698548809
I don't yet but I plan to in the future.
Honestly the Scar and FAMAS are my 2 favorite
>>698550030
>KanColle...
A literal torture instrument.
The events are the incarnation of it.
An endless voclano of salt.
Fundamentally it's similar to other browsergames in 'gameplay'.
That is: either waiting or clicking endlessly for little gain.
Cute botes, though.
>>698550456
Ye, tiny wienies.
Easier to work with, just not quite as satisfying
Huehuehue
>>698550651
Yup, gonna be FANTASTIC
Like always.
>>698550863
Hey kid, wanna read the entire history of salt?
>>698550718
>Didn't deny
Its too late now, you're officially an cute.Also 11:30 is still not morning
>>698550857
Which SCAR though?
>>698550651
yeah but thats ok. i kind of lost interest the constant changes just make it so something i like falls out of use to whatever is new
>>698550938
well i guess thats why you ate ten
Reminder
>>698550956
Tenryuu?
Heya!
>>698550956
That story must be very sweet.
>>698550985
Anything before twelve is morning. Anyway, hows your day, cutie?
>I'm not cute
>>698551090
Privyet
>>698551053
is this going to become the new "How do I stop thinking about little girls sexually"?
>>698551053
Image won't load
What is this a reminder of
>>698551147
That is probably the worst pun I have ever read.
Leave.
>>698551260
Esdeath killed a squirrel.
>>698550938
Wait really?
You drink a lot dude
>Just don't get existential
>>698550997
Yea it's true, it's hard to actually main something because they might destroy it completely in a new patch.
I might uninstall it when my PC is working again
>Spend so much money on it though
>>698551053
It's no use, queen is gone
>>698551090
Hi there, whats up?
>>698550997
Ye, that and a long hot pepper.
Cash money let me tell you
Shiro Claimed
>>698548809
I don't, guns aren't really a thing you can get easily over here plus I'm not sure I have the money for it. I think Ocelot' revolvers form MGS3 (wiki says they're SAA's but I know next to nothing about guns so I wouldn't know) are pretty cool.
>>698550651
They're tricky, but once you get the controls down it's usually tough, but fair. Played all of them except Demons, and my favourite's Bloodborne.
>>698550863
Ha, that's the general impression I got. What actually are the events then?
Oh I see, so something sorta like cookie clicker? That's a hell of a lot more simple than I thought it'd be after reading the wiki.
The botes are all cuties, I'll give them that.
>>698551090
Heya Garde.
>>698551194
How are you doing?
>>698551420
If you keep this up you'll end up with something on your butt like Rory.
>>698551375
i had a few skins nothing too amazing. only got them on champs i liked.
>>698551420
go ahead tell me im listening or well reading
>>698550997
>>698551420
>>698551521
What the fuck is this conversation.
>>698551194
Счет
How is everyone doing in this fine afternoon?>>698551375
I'm fine, thank you
>>698551359
You killed Mai
>>698551821
What even mean
>>698551821
MAI GOD! That's horrible!
>>698551751
Hueh u want sum fuk im a master
>>698551423
Recently watched this, really hope they make a s2
>Not picking hatsuse
How are ya?
>>698551440
I don't think I have the patience for that, I like stomping my enemies like most RPGs let you.
I do like the art style of bloodborne
>>698551638
Yea I have a problem, all zac, mf and velkoz skins, and many more.
>>698551751
I'm fine, always surprised seeing a Pokemon waifu
No judging though
>>698551646
We're talking about wieners and butts.
Can't you fucking read?
>>698551821
Hello projection guy
Ravac claim
>>698551646
does it matter?
>>698551751
playing some witcher. yourself?
>>698551964
i dont think i really got full sets just a few here and there
>>698551964
>Implying gardevoir isn't adorable and hot waifu material
>>698551440
Single Action Army, gud choice famalam
>>698551455
>>698551184
>>698551751
I'm doing alright, could be better but not bad.
>>698551646
The best
>>698551686
Score?
>>698551521
Aw man, come on.
I made em up special for my cousins jack and jill party.
Longs hots, chedder jack cheese, cream cheese, and tiny wienis
The dopeliest
>>698551638
Oh er uh
>>698551646
Good food bro, keep up
>>698552130
Browsing the 4channelz, enjoy your witcher 3.
>>698551440
It's kinda effortful to not just trashtalk it, but I'll try to answer your questions in earnest.
Ostensibly it's about assembling (up to 4) fleets of (up to 6) shipgirls and boss them around.
But you really just press buttons repetitively and wait while the RNG sorts it out.
You have to do all sorts of activities to keep your fleet running smoothly and improving, most of which could be automated easily.
The events are a special set of missions with semi-exclusive rewards that are a lot harder than normal and happen roughly quarterly.
On the whole it's a very poorly designed 'game that is only kept afloat by waifubait.
>>698552221
Sounds pretty good, but also sounds like you would take a massive, painful shit later.
>>698550985
H and L
Gothitelle > Gardevoir
>>698552221
i see fascinating
>>698552409
have fun with that and i ill
>>698552457
Eh, got a stomach like an oven.
I can take the heat
>>698552504
Gothitelle is nothing but a stupid goth maid
Gardevoir is best waifu since Gen 3
>>698552130
Be glad, it actually feels pretty bad.
>>698552153
>Adorable and hot
I wouldn't say shes hot, but then again I don't think animals are hot so you do you
>>698548654
fuck you guys, srsly
>>698552642
Oh I see.
Well be careful still. Don't burn your bunghole just because you want some delicious hot doggers.
>>698551964
Apparently they are making a movie, so there is still hope for season two!
>>698552723
I love it when you talk lewd to me.
How would you fuck me?
>>698552650
I think she GOTH the message.
>>698552650
Tbh pidgey is best pokewaifu
>>698552772
Stupid thumbnails.
How do pilots restrain themselves from flying into buildings? i don't think I could do it.
Just imagine flying by the new one world trade center and having to fight the urge to dive right at it.
>>698552817
Upside down
>>698552504
I...kind of agree
>>698552937
Self Preservation is a powerful thing.
>>698552670
guess i will. dont buy more of them
>>698552978
You would fuck me upside down? How does that work?
>>698553015
But i wanna die
>>698552899
>He uses Internet Explorer
>>698552847
Well aren't you just a piece of shit.
Nice one to
>>698552670
Hot waifu material =/= Hot
>>698553111
>He's the last horse across the finish line
>>698552809
Really? That sounds pretty good
>Excitement
>>698553016
But but
Project ekko, pool party fiora.
>She has a wet noodle for sword
How can I not buy that?
>>698553257
Touche
She got some pretty lewd pics I'll give you that
>>698553137
So, if you and Gardevoir have a child, would you be called the GARDfather?
>>698551423
Heya Shiro.
>>698551964
I don't know, I prefer feeling like I've really worked for opening a shortcut to a boss, let alone killing it, but different strokes for different folks.
Yeah, the setting and lore of it are in my opinion, better than the dark souls ones.
>>698552188
Thanks.
>>698552433
Well I appreciate it, thanks.
Oh I see, so it's kinda like a glorified RNG machine? Can see why you'd want to trash talk it, but I can't really talk since I love Darkest Dungeon.
Basically just padding to make it feel more like you're actually playing something? Seems more and more games are doing that.
Can see why people get excited for the events then, and also pissed if they lose their shit because of them.
Well waifubaitings a pretty good marketing strategy apparently. Think I read somewhere that you could marry the botes which made me giggle a bit.
>>698553450
>That image
WEW
>>698553387
We talkin' lewd good, or lewd bad?
>>698553412
You're disgusting.
Nice one again, to
>>698553257
Do you actually have her in your poketeam?
>>698553339
I don't get it
>>698553387
well yeah but headmistress is better
>>698553535
There seems to be a lot of art where this happens for some reason. Oh part 2 btw
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>>698553656
It's been a while since anyone has commented on my filenames.
It doesn't bother me, but you look pretty foolish.
>>698553650
Of course I do, I wish I could use mega gardevoir, but I don't have either a 3DS or a WiiU, so, no X&Y for me.
That also means no Mega Waifu
>>698553880
Forgot the pic...
>>698553783
I've only been around for about a week though, how was I supposed to know?
>>698553387
>Pool party fiora
My nigga what server?
>>698553755
Kek
>>698553711
>Implying pool party or project isn't the best fiora skin
>>698553999
Lurk moar
Good evening waifu
>>698553643
If you try to best me, you'll be TOAST!
>>698554011
i mean it. the ruler snap sound is beautiful
>>698554088
kittens?
>>698553450
Yea you're right.
I always liked those kind of setting as bloodborne, that's why the order seemed really cool to me, too bad it was a failure
I bought darkest dungeon in steam summer sale but refund it
>Don't flame pls
>>698553568
Just lewd in general, the internet really likes degrading her to cum bucket
>>698553711
Wait, no not even close
>Wet noodle
I don't think you heard me but wet fucking noodle, when she slaps you it makes that wet noodly noise
>>698554011
Euw. I don't have it yet because my laptop was and still is broken when it was released
And agreed on the other statement
>>698554204
I know right? I wish there we're more cute gardevoir pictures.
>>698552870
>not muk
come on man
>>698553450
You literally HAVE to marry the botes, and you have to pay cash if you want a harem.
Unmarried boats are limited to level 99, while married ones go up to 160 or so.
The game has nice dialogue and character designs and all that, a whole lot of moe appeal and a slight air of legitimacy given it deals with WW2 ships, but it's completely unfun to actually play, it can only be compared to doing chores (and basically it is what you are doing).
Drops and results in difficult battles can be exceedingly random, and there are limits to how often you can repair your ships battle damage quickly.
One of the most disgusting parts of the game, in fact.
They tried their best to not make it look like an RNG fest, but it's a very thin veneer.
The events get people excited because there will be new boats and a chance to get exclusive older ones.
Only way to play this game is in a do-it-for-her mode.
Now that I got this out of my system maybe I can play it some. :^)
>please kill me
>>698554204
the ruler snap sound though. and the whole leg wear setup. amazing.
>>698554183
Yes! Cute kittens! I had to decide between 4. A male and three females. So I had to put the male away since I'm getting two kittens. So it was only 3 kittens. Two black ones and another spotted one. I decided to go with the two black kittens
>>698554330
>moar cute gardevoir pics
You're looking wrong. There are infinite cute gardevoir pics.
>>698554516
Damn you're right i forgot about muk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWi4BjzVk6s
My chest still draws breath
>>698554577
Nice bod
Kys you worthless weaboo
>>698554577
It must have been a CHARAnge to kill him.
...where is Arnold anyway?
>>698554077
Nyet blyat
>>698554577
Have fun with your infinite bad luck
>>698554632
We wish it didn't, newfag
I hate you for claiming my waifu
>>698554577
>Infinite
HOOK ME
THE FUCK
ON
>>698554330
I mean you have a lot already, no one minds some lewds from time to time
>Fuck the rules
>>698554549
I agree on the leg wear, however wet noodle > ruler
>That pic
I like it
>>698554751
Consider suicide by cop at a BLM riot downtown.
waifu, vocaloid ia
>>698553387
I just hope they hurry up already. It's been way too long, and we still have 14 more races to go!
>>698553450
Hey there... buddy.
No seriously, who are you claiming?
>>698553999
>>698553111
>>698554077
Trips twice in the same thread confirm that no more lurking is required.
>>698554717
Which one?
>>698554577
have them with you?
>>698554877
have it your way i guess. yes it is a good pic
>>698554577
Here, for you
>>698554877
What did you just say about the rurus
>>698555058
Fucking all of you fat fixing virgins who haven't had contact with a real girl besides your mother, who doesn't even want you to touch her
>>698554773
It's okay, I want to hug the Togame too
>>698555229
>fat
>virgin
Wew, I made it off the list.
GG Shiro.
>>698555253
Togame is mine
>>698555016
Suicide is a sin, sinners don't go to heaven.Also life is good, why would I want to end it?
>>698555229
Fucking this, these waifu threads are easily the most cringe inducing, pathetic, and fucking retarded thing on here. Nothing but a constant circlejerk where the faggots here ask the same fucking questions daily. Of course, only a degenerate pussy would post a picture like that and not jump.
Chara anon noods roll
>>698555413
Reroll
Chararoll
>>698555229
Haha, joke's on you, my mom is dead!
>>698555456
>>698555413
Reroll
>>698555402
Well, because you are cancer. And cancer deserves nothing but the purifying release of death.
>>698555483
reroll
>>698555545
>off by 10
>>698555402
Isn't everyone sinner?
>>698555369
It's okay anon, at least you're not a Hiteifag
>>698555403
Someone who's fucking sane. These people keep adoring these fucking cartoon women with annoying as hell voices. I've watch one of these anime before to see what it's like and it was so retarded as hell. Of all the things I hate about anime (besides the fans) is the fucking voices
>>698555058
Just afraid that they'll make it too fast and screw it up
I wonder what's the movie about though
>>698555062
Hehe
Still playing witcher? Anything special happened?
>>698555219
>Fuck em
What now?
>>698555403
>>698555513
Why being mean to such a cute kitty?
>>698555483
Not gonna lie, that's not a bad thing
>>698555692
>>698555730
You 'waifu' doesn't love you. She doesn't fucking feel anything she's a goddamn drawing, if anything she'd feel DISGUSTED knowing there were fat, autistic neckbeard pieces of shit fawning over her because they're too fucking pathetic to go out and pull a REAL woman.
>>698555730
He's a shitter.
Like a kid in a new classroom. Everything is exciting because it's NEW! When in reality the only new thing is him.
>>698555897
>>698555801
This isn't b8. I'm just not mentally handicapped
>>698555730
yeah i am. may stop and lay around a bit. i killed 2 werewolves and met a baron
>>698556006
>>698556115
Kek
>>698555983
>>698555545
>>698555583
>>698555623
I'll get there... eventually.
>>698555730
It's not really known yet, so I just hope they will use it to move the story forward, and not just make a summary of the first season (which happens way too often). Though that may be a sign that they plan to make a second one.
>>698555778
It totally is though.
>>698555513
My tumor takes offense to this
>>698554204
Gothic settings always sit right with me, but especially the eldritch stuff in Bloodborne is real interesting. I was kinda interested in the trailer from The Order, then never heard about it again. Sucks that it failed then.
It's a fun game for me, but I still tear hairs out.
>>698554632
Better than the alternative. You find out what's up yet if you don't mind?
>>698554542
Of fucking course you do kek. Gotta love Japan.
You've gotta be shitting me, you need boat harems to get good fleets?
I haven't heard/seen the dialogue, but I'll agree on the designs. Don't think I've seen a bote I didn't like. It said something about the character designs relating to the actual ships, so that's kinda neat. At least it's a chore with cute grills.
Ah okay. Yeah it's looking more and more like a cash grab kind of game. Guessing you can buy something with real cash to repair ships immediately/break the limit?
Yeah the more you explain the more It seems so. I thought it was really complex, so to an outsider it works really well at hiding it.
Gotcha, suppose it breaks up the rest of the game too.
Yeah I get you, gotta do it for the waifu. I enjoyed it anyway, thanks
>No can do amigo
>>698555058
The Doll from Bloodborne
>>698556240
Here's a fuck, but you can't have it.
I don't give a fuck.
>>698555513
That's a pretty rude post
>>698555658
Not everyone.
>>698555730
>kitty
Reeee
>>698555948
If nobody be claimed a waifu it would be the same people until everyone left.
hi
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698556561
Personally I wouldn't see a problem with that.
Especially if the newer fags act like you.
>>698556618
Hello. KAWAit to meet you!
>>698556388
I have an idea, though I don't really wanna talk about that right now.
How're you?
>>698556654
There is a distance between us
>I will respect it
>>698556433
>quoting spiderman memes
Come on, I expected better
>>698556720
If you want everyone to leave, why don't you start?
>>698555948
I think I see what's going on here
>Bullied while he was the new kid
It's okay anon its over now, you can be nice now.
>>698556011
Sounds intense, except meeting the baron part
>Ow shit talking to a guy
Gameplay baby
>>698556220
So I guess both are fine as long as we get more
>>698556388
Yea it lasted like 4 hours and that was atleast the most and no replay value
It was too hard for me hehe I want to have fun in my games
>Plays league
Yea I'm a hypocrite
>>698556561
Ow I'm sorry, you're not a kitty?
You must be pretty new to think that
>>698556654
Hi there Syndra
>>698556654
>Pets the kitty
>>698556820
>>698556433
>he doesn't give a fuck so much that he has to state he doesn't give a fuck
>>698556907
yeah he is a bit of a drunk
>>698556820
Was that really a Spiderman quote? I didn't realize.
>>698556855
>implying I can leave /b/
I'm stuck here with you, but that won't stop me from complaining about the shit tier company.
>>698556907
Nah. He's just annoying. Actually now that you mention it, this one doucher would always steal my erasers and use them up and break them into smaller pieces. Finally had enough of his shit and told him to suck my dick for an eraser. Got in trouble but he stopped asking me.
>>698556933
That's a cat? Are you KITTEN me!?
>>698556907
Galil is fox fiktivnyy
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>698556800
Good.
>>698556907
Hello.
>>698557179
Just leave /waifu/.Besides you're just jealousnof my mad gets
