Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698548654
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand im back
>>698557251
Can I hug the Syndra?
>>698557370
You've wasted every single one.
I'm not jealous of anything.
Well, maybe someone driving an Aston Martin or a Jaguar. I really want one of those cars just because.
>>698557490
The joke isn't funny anymore
>>698557490
I continue to occupy this area
>claim
>>698557109
isnt everyone in that game?
>>698557179
edgy
cant we all get along?
>>698557222
thats proof shes a kitten
>>698557251
how has your day been? anything interesting done?
>>698557588
Stop messing with cute little kitty
Doll claimed.
>>698556778
That's fair enough man, don't sweat it.
I'm doing pretty good, had to get a jab today at the doctors, but other than that fine. Yourself?
>>698556907
Ah that's awful for a triple A release.
Fair enough, I get fun from the difficulty, so I enjoy it. Noticing a trend in our tastes ha.
League is pretty good, but annoys the hell out of me.
>>698557725
lol no. If we did this world would be really boring.
>>698557829
Why? Becuase you want me too? Fuck off.
>>698557855
How come a newfag gets so many replies
>>698557588
>>698557634
>>698557660
Can't we all get along?
>>698557730
Nice feet
>>698557951
sure
https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8
>>698557910
Because you're waifu is trash that gets claimed by 50 guys.
>>698557634
ok
>>698557660
cool
>>698557725
not even just a few
>>698557855
Ow yea what else?
I mean I'm addicted but it's so bad for me, stressful and shit
I also destroyed my wall playing it
Whats you main?
>>698557725
I did have a run in with 3 blondes who accidentally locked their bike gears on the hardest gear, but that's about it.
>>698557951
>Can't we all get along?
No.
>>698556388
>you need boat harems to get good fleets?
In the endgame, yeah.
>It said something about the character designs relating to the actual ships
They do in many cases, in more or less subtle ways.
>At least it's a chore with cute grills.
With some major risks of heresy, well, you already saw yourself
>Don't think I've seen a bote I didn't like.
>buy something with real cash to repair ships immediately/break the limit
Yeah, you can, but it's not terribly essential, it's mostly about marrying ships beyond one, which costs 700yen each, I think.
>do it for the waifu
Murakumo actually is one of the starter ships you can pick, so that's not too difficult.
>>698558163
>resorts to name calling
What a terrible comeback. Fade back into obscurity, obviously where you found that thing you call a waifu.
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed.
>>698557855
I'm practicing good etiquette by not talking to anyone that's close to me.
Also just kind of hanging around and thinking about things
>>698557346
Best rifle has been claimed
>>698557588
>Likes ugly cars
Figures.Besides what are you going to do 1337 H@X my phone?
>>698557829
Thanks qt
Not dead, I repeat
NOT dead
>>698558341
Not name-calling
Just cold hard facts.
Besides you're projecting again
woops, i forgot to make a a claim
how silly of me.
Claimed.
>>698557346
Claiming
>>698558600
>states an opinion
>claims his opinions are fact
Jesus. Kill Yourself. How is it that three of you shitters can't out shit post one user?
>>698558266
Ah I seem to not know a lot about this game
>Apologies
>>698558316
>Finally female contact
Seems like a great day
>No
Why not? We are all faggots
>>698558594
Drunk though? If not start drinking boy
>>698557730
nice feet
>>698558594
so dead?
>>698558795
>>698558600
i thought this was a hug box :c
>>698559134
Who told you that?
They lied.
>>698558795
Your waifu does get claimed by like fifty guys
Also Tomoko is a fucking meme
Now stop getting mad over one guy commenting that you can't get a proper phone
>>698559134
it was o:
I'm going to get a lot of s*** and hate for this or watherver:
callme a fake fan or watever you want i'm free to hear it:
I honeslty i think it's a bad decision to pander to one group and leaving the other in the miniority because they want to use new things.
I don't care if there's old pokemon at all,but i think GF need to aknoweldge this people too,i mean they already did pander to the old side in XY,i think SM should imo go to the Emerald/Platinum route or at least the BW2...
I just i had one friend that feel very disapointed with this and i think i doesn't really hurt the game for just reducing a little the old pandering right? i just feel bad to the pokemon fans that still have the ilusion to catch new things and they barely can't,especially younger players...that maybe plyed XY and get bored of the game fast for this.
I know GF doesn't give a s*** about people who like new pokemon,and they want to continue their charizard pandering,but i'm just saying that i really feel bad for younger/ veteran XY players that SM is going to be another XY experience,and pokemon imo is losing that "discovering feel" that had in I-V.
Well,hate me now.
>>698559484
No the trash part you stupid slut.
Tomoko is 11/10 waifu.
Hey man, he started it by talking shit about my phone.
If he didn't want to get hit, he didn't need to talk shit.
And who are to stand at his side? His fuck buddy? Fuck right off with him.
>>698559726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HayjZsTnBE
I have been watching this video for 1 hour and 25 minutes.
Send help
>>698559134
Did I get some more rest?
>>698559484
>the smell of burning flesh
>>698559134
Only when >>698559311 is in school
A bit longer than an hour and a half, but it was worth.
>>698559956
Helloo
>>698559904
School doesn't start until the 22nd retard.
>>698559854
I'm actually laughing pretty hard. You guys suck at shit posting.
>>698560072
Hey there cutie, what's up?
>>698560311
Not much
>not cute!
>>698559726
Don't make fun of the qt
>>698559956
The shitposting just started back up
>>698560143
And why would you know when school starts?
>>698559726
Windows phones are pretty shit tbh fam
>>698557939
I dunno. I try and talk to whoever's on usually, and then certain conversations just keep going.
>>698558309
I'm playing less and less of ot lately, and I usually get more stunned than angry. Probably gotta try and kerb that a bit man.
I don't really have one. I tend to like tanky supports, but I kinda swotch from supp to top. Been playing Gragas jungle lately though.
>>698558328
It'd make sense to be an end game thing I guess, given you're breaking the level cap.
So they do. I could probably tell which ships had the biggest guns from looking at the bote girls.
That's the risk you take when you expose yourself to them I guess, but there's more to a waifu than being cute!
Ah okay, at least it's not too important then. Looked up the exchange, that's quite a lot to marry one bote, let alone a fleet.
Oh alright then, wouldn't know. She's a pretty good one anyway.
>>698558476
Fair enough. Your call, but I don't mind if you do.
Quite relaxing to have a good chill and think about things, especially if you're listening to music while doing so.
>>698558619
Truly top tier
>>698558726
Thighs/10
>>698559956
What'd you do?
>>698558831
Oh it was great.
They had some weird mechanism on their bikes witch locked their bike gears to the hardest ones.
I turned them down a few gears to be better but not as good as original setting.
One of them was a landwhale.
Hers i turned down just one gear.
After i got my stuff done at the town (about 30 minutes) they hadn't even moved a kilometer.
Last time i saw them they were in the middle of nowhere, 3km away from the closest town and about 10km away from their destination.
Fun times.
Calamity-masu'd
Saber claim
>>698559956
Cute shitposting edition
>>698560458
Cause I'm enrolling this year for college, and I'll make fun of anyone I damn well feel like.
>>698560578
God they really are. But they make and receive calls and texts so I can't complain.
>>698560706
Trash* claim
FIFY
>>698560592
This is how people become sexist.
>can't manually swap a chain from one gear to the next
Did they have huge fingernails or something?
God forbid one gets a flat tire.
>>698560589
I'm listening to the Glow pt.2 right now, I'll probably move on to listen to some nujabes once I'm done and then Andrew Jackson Jihad I guess.
I'm just trying to avoid awkward situations talking about my condition to family members and all that
>>698559894
not yet
>>698560143
>>698559904
>>698559592
>>698559311
New rule:
No being mean to anyone
also discount klonata loor:o
>>698561197
Fuck you.
You want a hugbox?
>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>698560440
Super cute. And well shit, days half over already!
>>698560458
Fuck, really? Ah well, get me a rice crispie treat and sit back and enjoy I guess.
>>698560589
Took a nap so I would be riding the big bike for the first time on sleep deprivation mode. Got like, 4-ish hours in.
>>698560706
Not cute.
>>698560751
Kak my govorim YA obrashchayus' k moyey sekretnoy seti shpionov cherez SSHA i vash IP trassiruyetsya pryamo seychas, chtoby vy luchshe podgotovit'sya k shtormu, lichinku. Shtorm, kotoryy unichtozhayet zhalkiy malen'kuyu veshch' vy nazyvayete vashu zhizn'. Ty chertovski mertvym, malysh. YA mogu byt' v lyubom meste, v lyuboye vremya, i ya mogu ubit' vas v boleye semisot sposobami, i eto tol'ko s golymi rukami. Malo togo, ya aktivno trenirovalsya v rukopashnom boyu, no u menya yest' dostup ko vsemu arsenalu morskoy pekhoty Soyedinennykh Shtatov, i ya budu ispol'zovat' yego v polnoy mere, chtoby unichtozhit' vashu zhalkuyu zadnitsu s litsa kontinenta, vy nemnogo der'ma. Yesli by vy tol'ko znali, chto bezobraznaya rasplata vash malen'kiy "umnyy" kommentariy byl o tom, chtoby obrushit' na vas, mozhet byt', vy by proveli svoy grebanyy yazyk. No vy ne mogli, vy etogo ne sdelali, i teper' vy platite tsenu, vy proklyatyy idiot. YA budu srat' beshenstvo vse nad vami, i vy budete tonut' v nem. Ty chertovski mertv, detka
>>698561332
>when you save the thumbnail
Tomoko claimed
waifu: vocaloid IA
>>698561456
Nice try.
>>698561221
>>698560589
Yea I know it's pretty bad, my parents weren't glad either with that incident (I still lived back home when it happened)
And gaining that sweet sweet freelo heh?
I can recommend Syndra, so strong atm
If you like paying middle
>>698560592
Haha you should've let them be, that way they could lose some weight.
But you're a bike technician?
>>698560706
Better than all the flame shit posting
Whats up man?
>>698561197
Agreed!
>>698561129
>Did they have huge fingernails or something?
How did you guess?
>yes, let's go on a roadtrip with full makeup
>>698561570
I only lowered it a little bit.
>But you're a bike technician?
No, im just not retarded.
Not fully at least.
>>698561332
That's mean and a violation of the new rule
don't make me take you to the naughty corner
>>698561570
good
>>698561876
Under what authority, bitch? Respect your fucking seniors.
>>698561197
discount SAO sachi rollio:
Claimed
>>698561765
Shots fired
I know nothing of bikes
I guess I can put my chain back on
>>698561876
>>698561975
Respect sachi-chan and play nice
>>698561975
meanie ;o;
>>698559868
Doesn't sound like an issue to me.
>>698561172
I think you sent that earlier didn't you? Because I've added it to my playlist. Haven't heard of those two. Will have to look them up. At the moment I'm listening to Enjoy the Silence, but I'm feeling a Morrisey mood coming on.
Understandable. But if they start to really worry it may be best to clear it up with them. Again, your call though.
>>698561385
Better than nothing as long as it's good sleep. When are you riding it?
I'm all for being nice, and respect, and all that.
But you shits are pretty fucking gross with all this hugboxing.
Remember where you are.
Also not here to get teamed up on.
Congratulations, you bored the big bully so much that I'm leaving.
Enjoy sucking each other's assholes.
>>698561197
I'm already looking forward to sleeping with me again.
>>698561765
'Blondes' really explained it all already.
>>698561332
Don't make this personal, fam.
>>698562688
But I WILL be back.
You prissy little princesses need someone like to develop callouses.
Enjoy your peace while it lasts.
>>698562240
Cutie
>>698562688
Yeah your just leaving because your bored :/\)
>>698562688
I will.
>CURRENT YEAR
>Not eating ass
Papa Franku is furious
>>698562875
Dw we still love you
We are all hugboxing fags
Just needed to teach you
>>698562956
My leaving?
>>698562688
fresh pasta
>>698562240
you're mine
>>698562838
Does me want to come in the shower with me?
>>698562956
I've been trying to stir something interesting up, but all these guys want to do is suck each other's ass.
>>698563004
Kill yourself.
>>698563185
Fuck off.
>>698563232
Try it.
>>698562634
In about an hour or so. Dad just woke up apparently, said to give him a bit to really wake up.
>>698563004
Is that image implying that Israel funded both Trump and Hillary in order to force their Zionist agenda into American politics?
memestar claimed
>>698563351
Cutie!
>>698562688
SHOTS FIRED!
But really, this place has become a bit of a hugbox more recently. Not that it always hasn't been to a degree, but this is /b/ after all. Everyone's all lovey dovey "cutie" this and "don't call me cute!" that.
Remember, your waifu is your WAIFU, your waifu IS NOT YOUR PERSONALITY.
NO RP/ERP.
>>698563004
He's right, fucking kill yourself with the shit memes.
>>698563385
What's up, Drama Alert nation! I'm your host, Killer Kemestar! Let's get riiiiiiiiiiight into the news!
>>698563335
Nyet blyat.
>>698563360
No its implying that Galil a cute with a hat.
>>698563770
Let me guess you're voting for Hillary?
>>698563896
Get out you NIGGER
>>698563896
>Let's get riiiiiiiiiight into the noose!
How can one man be so based?
>>698563770
Explode with tomoko
>>698563562
Nuh uh!
What'cha up to, Cutie?
>>698563770
>Remember, your waifu is your WAIFU, your waifu IS NOT YOUR PERSONALITY.
Why not both? I'm a narcissist.
>>698563562
Arnold, let's aDRESS this! You. are. cute. That qTEA I was talking about, you still haven't drunk it yet!
>>698563980
>Nyet Blyet
No whore?
>What are you a fucking commie?>>698561385
Are too
>>698562634
Level up waifu
I forgot how good it feels to take the boots off at the end of the day. Mercy comes, and washes away whatever you've done while I was gone.
>>698563232
It's impossible for me to resist my offer.
>>698562621
Legs for the leg demon I guess
>>698564160
Yeah-huh cutie!
Not much, playing Pokemon Ruby, and I'm not cute!
>>698564552
I just like Russian you pidor
>>698564565
Hello
>>698564644
UNF
>>698564727
Don't lie on the internet
cpu-chan is mine
>>698564803
Forgot pic
>>698563770
Circlejerks are just big hugboxes anyway.
Plus my waifu will always be precious to me. Though if the ERP and the 'cute, not cute' back and forth could just not exist that would be swell
>>698564552
Am not.
>>698564727
No u!
Ruby? Damn that's old. Doing any kind of particular run through?
>>698564912
Howdy do, Galil? Also, fun fact: if I COMPLETELY stopped caring about my health, I could feed myself for <$50 a week.
>pic related because Mercy is terrified by my willfully poor health and dietary choices
>>698565143
The denial is the cutest part
>>698564803
I'm not lying
>>698565143
Nou!
Not really. Never finished ruby
What are you doing, cutie
>>698563980
Dude, honestly. Don't talk fucking politics with me... I don't want to hear anything you have to say because I know it won't be worth my time. Keep your retardation to yourself.
>>698564035
Fucking scubs who have to hide their waifu to talk shit. Grow some balls.
>>698565143
Part of the problem is people conversing as if they are the two waifus talking with each other. THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS. You pick a waifu to be your waifu. You talk trash about other peoples waifus. You use your waifu to be identifiable. That's that.
In fact, we used to have that very rule: talk trash- until some weeb removed it. Now everyone has forgotten and gets all worked up when someone call their waifu shit.
>>698564324
You shitpost. I like you.
>>698565465
Arnold, don't you NOU that you are in denial?
>>698562928
you a cute too
>>698563232
no i'm not
>>698565218
I spend about $70 a week on food and like half of that is snacks.The rest is pasta, chicken, pork and sandwich stuff.I often play Pathfinder at friends places and eat there though so it isn't as bad as it seems.
>>698563770
>But really, this place has become a bit of a hugbox more recently. Not that it always hasn't been to a degree, but this is /b/ after all. Everyone's all lovey dovey "cutie" this and "don't call me cute!" that.
No, we have yet to convert some people to that there is still way to much discussion here.
Once everyone switches over to just calling each other cute every single day with no actual discussion or talk of any kind that doesn't involve the word "cute" this place will be completely perfect with no flaws what so ever .
>>698564591
Ok i will see me there then.
brb gonna shower
>>698565280
How?!
>>698565465
Nou!
Oh, that reminds me, I should finish Fire Red..... one day.
Waiting for my dad to pick me up, listening to eurobeat. Trying to get the burning feeling out of my eyes before going.
>>698565654
I do believe you misquoted, spooky gif anon.
>>698565952
Because tsun is cute
>Inb4 pouting gif
>>698565654
>don fukk wit me nigga ill funk yo ass up
10/10
Just a reminder that Hillary should not be allowed to run for president, and wants to remove the 2nd amendment first (and then later, the rest of them).
>>698566139
You can't remove amendments you autist
>>698565654
Says the autist without a waifu
>>698565952
Yes I did. It was meant for the post right above yours. Thank you, I wouldn't of noticed.
>>698564939
This is for you: >>698565654
@ "Part of the problem"
BORED
Bit late, was running a bath.
>>698563351
Ah fair enough. It's your dad's? Feeling confident about it?
>>698564552
King waifu.
>>698564565
Ah it's a nice feeling. What'd you get up to today?
>>698564644
Okay.
>>698565744
I just bought 7 cups of noodles, a 4-pack of pop and a Gatorade for $9.05 because I need to eat lunch on the cheap for a bit. Extrapolation of this to three times this, for 3 meals a day plus some drinks, is $27.15 a week, not accounting for snacks, waste, more drinks, and any times I eat out. These noodle cups are 400cal each, so if I eat them 3 meals a day that works out to 1600cal, which is actually a deficit for a man my size without accounting for snacks and drinks, which would be okay anyway because I need to lose weight. That's what the other $23.85 is accounting for. Of couse, this is horribly infeasible because each cup also contains 40% of the recommended daily intake of sodium which, while a necessary chemical for the function of my nervous system, is absolutely not something I need a surplus of. Also, isn't Pathfinder just 3.5 on crack?
>>698566633
WEW
>>698566556
Go to sleep
>>698565654
They should get worked up. It's their waifu, aren't they gonna defend her?
I don't know, I don't pay much attention to conversations here to be honest, plus there's only so much you can talk about for one day, might as well funpost a bit too
>>698566116
I am not tsun! I am not cute! My eyes still burn! Reeeee!
>>698566633
Nah, it's mine, but he and his friend have been fixing and fine tuning the engine for me for some months now!
I'm feeling confident as fuck! Not nearly as nervous as one would normally feel getting on a bike with 4 times as many horses as my old one.
>>698566556
>>698566773
>>698566330
What is "a metaphor"?
pokonchit s soboy , sprygnuv s mosta pozhaluysta
>>698566661
Basically.Its not a very big improvement over 3.5 but I like it better and it's the first system I learned and know a lot about so I play it mainly.
Also poorfagprotip: get the Maruchan ramen packs and then don't use the flavor packet, use a little garlic salt instead.Or if you dont like garlic salt or like the flavor juat use like half the packet.
>>698567099
I play 5e when my work schedule permits. I also play Dark Heresy on every other Friday evening! I honestly like DH better.
>>698565952
Just face it you're a cute!
guess who is back from surgery i cant feel my face
>>698566139
Yeah, see. That's one of the most retarded things you've said. You're terribly misinformed and you really should think before you speak. Just say whatever you're going to say back to yourself, and think about it long and hard. Does it sound utterly ridiculous and terribly retarded? THEN DON'T SAY IT!
>>698566527
This IS my waifu. My waifu is a disembodied spirit who lives in the internet manifesting herself as a virus. To stay alive she takes control of a waifu and will slowly drain all life from the file until it has become too corrupt to recognize. She then moves on and drains the life of another. She will continue to do so until all waifus have been consumed.
So eat that turd sandwich ya swamp donkey.
>>698566833
It might just be that most of the shit-talkers have moved on. This place is more or less the same, the faces have just changed. And people have gotten a little to comfortable.
>>698567433
If you can't feel it, getting facefucked isn't gay
>>698567362
Arnold......stop being obtuse and be A CUTE!
>>698567433
Stop snorting blow then, sweetie.
>>698567527
this is true
This Double and triple claimers of Waifus needs to stop. It's called a waifu claim thread, it's not a waifu share thread. Maybe you're all just cucks or something?Or just too beta to stand up for fight for your girl. The multiple Tomos and Yunos and Rems need to get it figured out or be held accountable.
>>698565901
<3
If I scrub my back I'll scrub mine.
>>698567507
>I don't have an argument so you're stupid!
Underage or just immature?
>>698567348
Never got DH but 5e is very nice.
>>698567665
Mommy
>>698567362
I'd rather face you, you cute~
>>698567507
>continue to do so until all waifus have been consumed.
Does that mean until every waifu picture has had that happen? Because if so, I've got some news for you...
>>698567507
It's not really my place to talk about this.
Don't get too worked-up over nothing, idiots will claim they're not idiots until the end of time, best thing you can do is call them out on their idiotcy and move on
>>698567767
DH is more fun. It's a d100-based system with slightly more complex stats, a completely different EXP system and far, far, far less constraint on character building. The fluff and the canon and the roleplay are actually kind of important. And most importantly, you feel a lot more free to touch on certain subjects. My character was a hooker most of her life.
>>698568062
MAMA.
>>698566556
Likewise man. Can't think of anything to do to break it either.
>>698567507
Your waifu does good work of it too.
>>698566887
Ah I see then. Good of them to do that for you.
Well at least you're excited for it. Maybe you should feel a little nervous though.
Alright gonna have a bath. Later.
>>698568089
I'm sorry. but there's no way to convince Arnold that he (or she) is cute. Not even a qTEA can convince Arnold.
>>698568089
Heh, you want what?!
>>698567665
I cant its to good
>>698567708
>dat gif
bleck also mu girl fights for me
The Fire Rises
>>698566773
I need to study
>>698567767
Okay, you want to talk. Give me an article from a reputable site that sources it's material and give me either a quote from Hillary HERSELF saying that she is going to "remove the 2nd amendment and then later the rest of them." To be clear, you just said she wanted to remove all of the amendments from the Bill of Rights or definitive proof.
I'll be waiting. But until then if you're going to be spewing garbage, I don't want to talk.
>>698568089
It isn't instantaneous. It takes time. I'll be long dead before she is. She'll live on forever inside the internet, consuming waifus for eternity, or until the internet dies completely.
>>698568338
>worked up
I'll instigate until their fingers bleed, I'm not mad, I'm entertained.
>>698568731
You are cute
>>698566556
i can fix that <3
>>698567762
only if me washes my rest of my body
>>698568840
hey shino you olive nigger
>>698568422
I probably should, but oh well!
>>698568615
One day Carlos, one day they'll be forced to accept it!
>>698568731
You of course~
>>698568893
I'ma say the latter will happen before the former.
>>698568893
Nah, it just looks to me like you're worked up
>>698568916
Fuck! I was going to Pack-a-Punch you into the Lamentation! Now that time is gone!
>>698568840
he nice pic and hello their
>>698569290
Hey QT! whats up?
>>698568413
>My character was a hooker most of her life.
>not F.A.T.A.L
plz
I like Blade of the Iron Throne quite a lot.
>>698569076
I'll wash me real good.
Maybe some extra, too.
>>698569272
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of the most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>698569276
Tank goodness you are here! I want >>698568731
to know that she is cute! However, Arnold won't listen!
>>698569464
just sitting here with a numb and sore face i also cant talk god that surgery hurt
>>698569838
So, wait. There is a girl named Arnold that refuses to be cute? HAHA! I won't let her!
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