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Chav thread
>>698541551
What is a chav?
>>698541551
Wtf is a chav?
>>698541765
Essentially a English redneck.
>>698542131
Subhuman, lower class scum in the UK
>>698541765
British females of common or low born heritage who act in a lewd or lascivious manner whilst under the influence of drugs or alcohol, commonly seen in or around areas of I'll repute or dance halls, and who are known to be promiscuous with the same or opposite sex.
See also, whore.
>>698541765
council
housed
and
violent
>>698542379
So every British girl is a chav? Cuz every British girl i ever met acts in some way like that. I live in a Tourist Spot so i See a lot of British girls.
>>698542034
maor
>>698541765
I asked that same question during my trip to england. A place called Blackpool made it all clear.
>>698542034
Love this sluts tits!
>>698543062
i'm not gonna bother posting her
google:
Big tits blonde chav slag
first result on image fap
>>698542131
English version of bro culture.
>>698542693
All the british are half cockney and half chav. They created stereotype of smart gentlemen, but actually they are worse than hybride of redneck and kinda russian misfits
>>698543178
Is that the scouse slag who got sacked from hollyoaks
>>698543664
Green text me brother
>>698543596
And which fine country do you hail from, my good man?
>>698543664
U wot m8
How the fuck do you get fired from Hollyoaks they're all completely shit.
>>698542131
A british skank.
You can usually pick them out because they all wear the same kind of shoes.
>>698543596
I don't like British people, the same with German people, they were Good a hundred years ago, but know they are just some subhumans. And British people have a Bad liver, two shots Wodka and they are completly drunk
>>698544189
Tell that to a scot
>>698544052
>>698544114
moar stupid blond sluts,that choke on cock, probs
>>698544165
Using an actual camera to take photos. This slag must be a grandma by now.
>>698543935
Stephanie Davis, she got fired for being drunk on set constantly
>>698544189
And where are you from?
>>698544411
Lmao what a lemon.
I'd love to be on Hollyoaks it's the perfect job. Get paid a bunch of money, get fans and slight fame and no matter how shit your acting is, it will never be too shit for Hollyoaks.
>>698544485
Fuck me! she is perfect.
>>698543123
What a fat ugly cunt
>>698544354
100% American sluts
>>698544569
And 12
>>698544659
which is perfectly fine
>>698544659
Even better!
>>698544485
Demi Rose Mawby
>>698544805
She's not 12, am disappointed
>>698542379
Sounds like a denizen of Leicester.
British women look broke as fuck.
>>698545074
>>698545252
poor righty
>>698545302
>>698544189
American here - I don't know anyone who dislikes Brits apart from Russians & muzzies.
Which are you?
>>698544435
I am from Herceg-Bosna, but i moved to Croatia
>>698543566
Incorrect
>>698545252
that ass took me by surprise.
>>698545302
>>698545327
>>698545488
It's an amazing achievement of human evolution.
>>698545199
face is 12, tits are 17
>>698545348
Probably a bit of both.
>>698545611
that chav for you
>>698545349
So, are you a puppet of Putin or a muslim?
>>698545398
fuckin' hnnnnnnnngggggggg
>>698545252
how is it possible to get your stomach so flat but have an ass of jello
>>698545252
sauce?
>>698545801
eat curry
>>698541765
british trash
I've lived here most of my life
I'd know
>>698545671
>A girl that drinks that much coke
>>698545742
Had to be, right?
Those guys think they're all that because state controlled media tells them they are.
What a fucking wake up call they would get...
>>698545857
Miranda Stocks
There's the full video on Vimeo.
Search for hotdogdownahallway2k14
>>698545882
Always good advice.
Lamb Bhuna, half rice half chips. 'Ave it!
>>698545724
I said i am from Herceg-Bosna, so i am catholic and I dont like Russia
>>698546007
>hotdogdownahallway2k14
2k15* my bad
>>698544218
i probably couldnt hook up with either of them. so sad.
>>698545857
>>698546007
>>698546090
Don't know why I didn't just link the actual video
https://vimeo.com/114853841
>>698546038
Lamb Bhuna Masala is my fucking dream, it's so good man.
>>698544600
crazy ass hairs
>>698545930
basic chav slag diet:
>diet coke
>crisps
>late night kebab
>cum
Order may vary
>>698545349
I had Croatia in my euro sweep. My Croatian bruddas.
>>698546186
Fuck this, I'm off to the Indian.
You all have abysmal taste in chavs. I bet none of you are even British. Fucking neck yourselves.
>>698546144
>https://vimeo.com/114853841
thanks for doing the lords work son
>>698541765
Growth on Jersey shore But British
>>698542323
So kinda like bogans in ausland
>>698545977
What?
>>698546045
So lets see some of your women then.
>>698546360
Fuck, I might go too.
>>698546144
>https://vimeo.com/114853841
As a society, we are truly in the end-of days. Degenerate, moronic, utterly pointless.
Great asses tho...
>>698543123
Howay man.
Nobody wants to see that
>>698546367
Yeah no problem mate, happy to be of service
>>698546045
Slav scum
>>698542131
>>698542239
Redneck is like hilly Billy camo NASCAR trucker hats these girl are not redneck the y are more jersey shore bro club
>>698546361
I am British, chav girls are pretty scummy. Although one or two do look great.
>>698542034
not OP
found another one of her in my chav folder from 2014!!
>>698546099
Chavs are super easy.
I got some using the worst pickup lines ever.
I walked up to 3 of them at a houseparty in Newcastle and asked if they had some swedish dna in them, and when they replied no i asked if they wanted some.
One of the girls pretty much dragged me to a bedroom. Had sex with another one of her friends in the morning the next day.
>>698546144
That nigger destroyd My boner
>>698546492
remember to bring a porta-potty
>>698546594
Jesus fucking Christ I would gnaw those nips off like a dog chewing a bone.
>>698546690
>totally believe you anon.
Oh come on guys, I'm from Newcastle, I can scroll through Facebook and see the same shit, post nsfv already
>>698546451
Google them, they are hot af, tall, not fat, perfect boobs, round butts, but i still love it to fuck Tourist girls
>>698545156
That's what a chav is, British trailer trash.
>>698543874
You give a shit?
>>698546960
I served in the Balkans during the war and can confirm they are all dirt poor gypsies. Got my dick sucked for a pack of cigarettes.
>>698547170
Not really, just wondered what made your country so much better.
>>698547188
Jokin or legit? lol.
>>698547324
For reals, during the 90s. Place was a bullet riddled shit hole.
>>698542379
Today I learned a thing. Thanks mang.
>>698547294
Well, France conquered German and we could conquer britishass, if not dumb sea, you know
>>698546690
you must be a chad then
>>698546960
Yeah, the tourists who have the money to keep your shit little country going. Go and suck Putins cock Ivan.
>>698547188
We dont have gypsies where i live, we killed them but Serbia has still some gypsies. Croatian girls are still easy to fuck, but i heard that they are only easy to fuck when you are croatian too like in all slavic countrys. But i am not sure
>>698547537
I am guessing it wasn't worth it lol.
Site with no mothers .com/GA1DF13C
>>698545166
thats Katie Cummings tho, she's an actual pornstar
that dildo is not a shameful dildo at all
>>698547571
Wut? Take a deep breath and try to make sense.
>>698545459
I'd rather be the 'nerd' in 'bro culture'
Than the victim of 'chav culture'
In comparison, being bullied by the 'bro culture' is childish when compared to 'chav culture'
>>698545020
is this in duntocher
>>698545252
I would decimate that jiggly ass.
>>698547688
Better than Iraq or Afghanistan and that's not saying much haha. The people couldn't handle freedom after the Soviets pulled out. That's how stupid they are.
The more of these I look at the more alike they look. Like their faces, especially the eyes and forehead, look a lot alike between them.
>>698547763
just i am wasted, so let's better you find a sense in these sentences, ok?
>>698548278
It's the stupid face they all pull.
>>698548366
Settle down Ivan, Putin will soon be over to fuck your ass.
>>698545348
Im not that guy but i Will tell you something.
Im Polish. I have lived in UK for 6 years so I got an opinion.
Yeah British livers are shit. They drink that piss commonly called 'cider', which costs £2 for 1,5l bottle (do the math Imperial bastard). They drink that to get pissed. They never spent more than £10 on the night out. Unless they go clubbing where a drink costs around £1,50 and contains 50ml of a alcohol containing substance which is also used to clean the floor in the same club.
Their weed is so fucking strong is ridiculous. Dunno, for some it can be a good thing is you use it to get stonned. But yeah British weed kills brain cells.
They really cocky and aeogsnt... When they talk. Once you step up they look behind if they outnumber you. If not, they won't do shit, they will just keep talking.
>The weakest dog, barks the loudest
They are lazy, they won't work for the same wage as immigrants do.
I could say more but I can't be bothered. Just came back from well paid and stolen job and I want to have a wank.
Sometimes when I'm bored, I Robb British people for sport.
>>698544783
>>698544758
Perfection!!
I'm English from the N/E and without a doubt I can honestly say that the N/E is fucking full to the brim of these horrible stags who can't read or write but no how to find the money for 20 tabs and a bottle of vodka under 16's get a litre bottle of Bella for £3 a 10 quid bag of weed basically every fucking night.Loads of cheap make up cheap perfume and a primark rig out for £7. 90% have been pregnant by 15yrs old most of them abort and do it again. So if you want a certain fuck after 5mins of bullshit this is where to come. Having said that it's probs the same most other places. The more retarded they are the better they think they are fucking skanks the lot of them.Thats why I married a Scandinavian lady and the quicker we fuck off to live there the better.
>>698548527
already, homie, already
>>698545166
I'd see that as a plus. Girl clearly likes dick.
>>698545801
Teenage genetics. The rest of her will fill out by the time she's 25.
>>698548557
Why not go back home and try to turn it from a shit hole into a decent country, instead of biting the hand that feeds you.
>>698548574
move to russia,man, there is vodka cost 1 dollar. Never got wasted as in russia
>>698546952
Go to imagefap then.
>>698546099
You wouldn't want to, none of those girls are over 15
>>698548805
Because Im currently studying in the UK, and I don't plan to go back to Poland or stay in the UK.
I want to travel, I like to socialise and meet people from different cultures.
>>698544600
Mum, daughter, Grand-daughter
>>698542131
Chav is a prerogative term for the lower working class; unemployed, benefits claiming types.
Anyone who thinks the word only refers to women is a moron.
>>698544503
I would make them gag so hard
>>698541551
Wait a fucking minute that's Christiana Collins?
>>698548568
Kayla Morris such a perfect chav slut would love them huge lips wrapped tight around my cock
>>698549230
So, if the UK is so shit, then why come here to study?
>>698550873
OMG
My fav slut right here
>>698550795
He said the British people are shit, he didn't said the UK is shit
>>698551029
did i got your wee sister?
>>698548034
I think some people just get used to a certain way of living. Plus Afghanistan is a pretty weird place compared to most countries.
>>698551063
Same thing really. The people make a country.
>>698545526
>>698545302
>>698545327
very nice.
>>698551349
You got me diamonds man
>>698551063
>Thinking Britain is the UK
>he didn't said......
>>698546594
>>698542034
full album
http://blondpornpictures.pornlog.co/2015/09/08/big-tits-blonde-chav-slag-blond-3/
>>698548557
Also a pole; I can confirm this.
I don't rob brits for sport tho kek
>>698551048
built for fucking
>>698551769
Yeah yeah, the UK is so shit that your travelled all the way through Europe just to be there. Hang on, that makes you a fucking idiot.
>>698550873
MORE!!!
>>698548782
>teenagers have different genetics than other people
If we cross-breed them, we can create SUPERteens! Science fuck yeah.
stay pleb and bookless
>>698551992
the UK isn't shit, the majority of people are. Read the post, britcuck.
>>698552163
The people make the country, slav scum. Got and squat in the corner, the adults are talking.
>>698541551
holy shit she is so fucking ugly, her head is like two times too big and her nose is the length of her entire face.
>>698548557
leave then you subhuman polish cunt
>>698542323
But isn't all british subhuman?
>They can't even speak their own language without fucking it up.
>>698548568
you gotta be kidding me.
>>698552813
Funny how most of the world speaks it, including you. I, however, have no intention of learning your mong speak.
>>698550873
>>698551048
I leave to take a shit and eat and you're back to posting OP related?
Remember to sage boys
>>698544826
the one on the right has a beautiful face .. too bad she has that extra weight
>>698552456
Would smash and dash though
>>698552095
Puberty, whore-moans, metabolism, growth.
People can abuse their body and get away with it, and the teen body is typically at it's fertile peak, which means they tend to look better in all the right places. This changes with age, especially in females.
>>698542131
Council house and violent
>>698553556
They all look the same to me. I'm not even trying to be a shitter here, they look alike.
>>698545006
There are worse places, ie Leeds and Hull
>>698543148
Sauce!!?
>>698546892
Is the middle slut called Amy?
>>698547968
Being bullied at all is childish. Are you 15 or something?
>>698554098
exactly, not "teen-genetics".
people who interchange the terms genetics and physical fitness le#trigger me
>>698547969
Yep, not OP but It is
>>698554936
It isn't physical fitness either, but I agree genetics was the wrong word. It has more to do with growth and metabolizing carbohydrates, and hormones. It's a peak age to be beautiful.
I'd take physical fitness to imply that they are fit; looking slim or attractive is not being fit.
>>698548568
This is a fucking disgusting ditch pig
>>698548557
As a quintessential Englishman I would agree with the Polish summary.
>>698554336
Please continue the simpsons dump
I am loving all of these jokes that only you and I understand
>super nintendo chalmers
>aurora borealis
So how easy would it be for me if I came to the UK and tried to smash a 6-8/10 qt?
>be 6'0
>American with Midwestern accent
>avg size down under
>would rate myself a 7.5/10
>avg body
>sociable
>decent fashion sense
