I haven't laughed in a while, so make me laugh
YLYL thread
>>698534390
>Le leeeeeet haxoor xDdXdxd
>>698536224
I don't get it? Israel stuff?
>>698536750
that phisically hurted me
public static int muhdick(int gurls, int succ){
if(succ==0) return gurls
int xdlolfun= gurls ^ succ;
int currymuhdick = (gurls^succ) <<1;
return muhdick(xdlolfun,currymuhdick);
}
Spiderbait
>>698537728
My fucking sides
>>698534390
"When you fart after he dun nutted in yo booty"
>>698538546
true tho.
>>698537728
jewz in dee ouvan :)))
I am
Botejin
Greetings
In front of me
There is a path
There is a path
(bum bum bum bum bum bum)
I am
Botejin
I have a square body
And when I hurt
I write about it
(bum bum bum bum bum bum)
I will now humbly
introduce
my friends
Inuten (Woof)
Ieten (Bong)
Woof woof woof woof woof woof
Woof woof woof woof woof woof
(bum bum bum bum bum bum)
I am
Ieten
Inuten’s house
(Woof)
I am Ieten, Inuten’s house
I am
To tell you the truth
Not good with caterpillars
I,
Botejin,
Am not good with caterpillars
AAAAHHH!~~
I,
Botejin,
Though I am cowardly,
I advance to
The limits of my paths
The limits of my paths
I will advance
(bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmruLf687Mc
Hope this cheers you up anon :^)
>>698538677
Lost.
Also, checked
>>698537232
Hahahahahahahaha
>>698538677
I lost to this thing
>>698539715
Nudes?
>>698539715
Kekd
>>698539715
Nice typewriter
>>698537232
Fucking lost it...spit my beer out
>>698537530
Thank god he put the exclamation marks. I wouldn't have understood otherwise
>>698536508
lost
>>698536750
well memed friend xd
>>698538701
No you fucking retard, if you cut yourself you should just go ahead and kill yourself
>>698537232
Well shit, there's two minutes I'll never get back.
>>698541076
i love that movie not even a nignog
>>698537232
decent, but i did not lose.
What the actual fuck? This entire thread is fucking whack, with the possible exception of "Don't stop believing". Even that was reaching. Fuck off, unfunny OP faggot!
testing speed-dump capabilities and limitations.
dumpan 10 files
>>698536224
Hypocrisy! Fuck yeah!
10/10 speed dump ends
>>698541508
baited..
nothing in this thread is funny u guys r unfunny af
>>698542362
Then post something funny.
>>698536750
>>698542233
fucking lost
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
https://ifunny.co/
>>698543001
Did you watch the video?
>>698543209
ayup
>>698537396
i bet the brown kid gets left out of everything, he is trying his best to fit in with the biggest group but cant because he thinks we not normal from the rest of the white group.
>>698537301
good1
>>698542119
>>698542146
Underated
>>698543329
Eh, it always makes me laugh.
>>698539348
what is this checked i keep seeing?
>>698542568
You're a moron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwK4hjAtAg
>>698543570
Hi im John.
>>698543918
Nice to meet you John.
none of this is funny, not impressed.
>>698542568
Watch that entire pornog...
It's fucking creepy
>>698543883
Holy shit the art is horrid.
>>698538400
oh mamma mia
>>698538697
Bueno post
say meow to Mr. Puddington
>>698544210
my fucking side, holy kek i want one of them so bad
>>698536750
>Derpina
>>698536750
I like the random potato gandalf
>>698543840
That's solid gold.
>>698537232
What a setup
>>698544210
>>698537206
fuckoff via gay gag
>>698544187
well played sir. Well played.
>>698542233
Wait, is that Spongebob and Sandy?
>>698537206
what the fuck
>>698537728
>things that never happened
>>698544333
>9854
dindu nuffins killed me harder than they should
>>698544563
Good job, detective.
>>698544187
>alright, lady porn!
>well, that changed suddenly
>I'm bi and I am okay with this
>anon thinks this shit will phase me?
>fuck
Fuck you, anon. That was a good ass rim job too.
>>698538546
True :/
>>698544187
Gay as fuck
>>698537530
Stupid exclamation marks aside, that's a pretty good gag.
>>698544680
you weren't the brightest kid in class now, were you
>>698542119
>>698542146
Actually, underrated
>>698534390 Enjoy anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hubstti0iSg
>>698537301
lost
>>698538330
Went to the Chris Chan School Of Anatomical Artistry, I see.
https://youtu.be/qxEWIT6VaFU
>>698536750
>>698537143
i don't feel well now either
>>698544680
>>698541508
he rly took the bait
>>698544323
Meow mr puddington
>>698536750
They told me I've beaten cancer. Your post brought it back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjr8EGe7azs
>>698544762
You cant deny it
https://youtu.be/bWIkqEnVG8I
https://www.strawpoll.me/10945502
>>698539715
>>698534390
>>698538546
>>698538701
>>698544759
Bating same fag
>>698544187
gay
>>698546417
okay, you got me.
>>698537206
>9gag
>>698541995
Fucking lost hard. God bless edibles.
>>698546586
>post is 2+ hours old
>>698543883
fuck me i lold
>>698545109
Why is gardevoir vomiting blood arousing?
I don't like blood or vomit or guro.
But together?
>>698546715
>>698542233
We've all been there before...
>>698544738
Faggot.
Also,
>good ass rim job
Compared to what? A foot rim job? Fucking twink queerboi
>>698536750
What is this fucking middle school cancer meme
>>698546904
You see, in modern slang, "ass" is commonly used as an adverb to place emphasis in a statement. As we is in
"That is a nice ass car."
or
"That was a tasty ass sandwich."
I feel I shouldn't have to explain this extraordinarily simple concept, but obviously the meaning of his post was lost on you.
>>698541959
kek
This group is lit fam
>>698547419
>>698537232
Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething got me
>>698547383
>>698547419
Keks
>>698547648
>>698547419
Mfw I'm in this group and it's better than this shitty thread
>>698538546
Still funny to post on /k/
>>698547419
HOW DO I JOIN FAGGOT
>>698547383
This >>698547609
Don't be offended because you're an idiot. Be offended because you practice being an idiot. Also, quit being a faggot. Nobody likes a faggot.
>>698542233
I'd like some sauce with these dubs
Islam is a religion of peace.
>>698543883
wtf is this supposed to be?
>>698547383
>>698544323
That's Peter
>>698547419
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
>>698548292
lost
>>698544187
sweet jesus
>>698547419
Is this facebook?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>698547419
I joined this shit about a month ago.
It had 700 members.
This group is exploding.
YLYL is mainstream. Join the rebolution
>>698548582
wow wtf lol, never change /b/.
>>698548582
ebin kek xD lol
>>698543568
newfag get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>698542233
And that's why we can colonize planets. You can't have sex in space.
>>698544680
Every
Fucking
Time
I agree, though
>>698548582
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>698547419
Joining
>>698537206
My life is actually a slight big more fucked up knowing that this is genuinely a real thing
>>698548582
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>698544187
Kek, gay porn meemee
>>698549409
Welcome to the family
>>698549433
why... thats pretty hot actually
>>698547973
It's on facebook you stupid nigger
>>698543840
This was worth digging through this pile of shit thread.
>>698544187
I actually lost to this of all things, you devilish dog
>>698544323
Meow Mr. Puddington
>>698541959
explain.
>>698547419
This group is family
>>698541508
Really nigger? Stop self harming and take that bait hook out of your mouth.
>>698549763
Yahoo answers can be a wonderful place sometimes...
>>698550089
Are you really that dumb?
>>698536750
>Do that fire skill again.
>>698544187
Lame
>>698548582
>>698550089
All of the named babies are automatically tweeted. One /b/tard knew this and made up the name "@AmericanAir I'm Going to blow up a plane if I don't get $50,000 cash!"
And a major airline received a bomb threat on that day.
>>698537206
In Germany it's called "armer schwarzer Kater" which translates to "poor black cat", it's often played in elementary school and sometimes in 5th and 6th class (middle School)
as far as I remember it wasn't that bad, still better than normal lessons
>>698544187
Fuck
>>698550799
Checked
Weder in meinem Kindergarten noch in meiner Grundschule wurde dieses Spiel gespielt.
Hast du etwa die Waldorfschule besucht, anon?
>>698547768
bunun ne işi var burda amk
>>698545745
God damn it, how did I lose to this? This image is how old? fuck.
>>698543883
Why does tails look like Donald trump?
>>698547768
Does this happen to be from a german TV-Show?
>>698541933
Why am i disgusted by this and not by rekt threads...?
>>698551293
Serious question?
>The hair
>>698537674
Some WWE type shit
>>698546703
>>698538262
Fy sucking mides
post a reply
>>698551347
Might be because that creature is parasite-like.
There are also parasitic worms which live in the digestive system of an insect once said insect came in contact with the worm. That worm eats from the food the insect eats and grows bigger (around 7 centimeters if I remember right). When it is big enough it releases a chemical which alters the host's brain so it feels the urge to go to a lake or something like that. In general, a place where water is. When the host jumps into the water, the worm exits through its rear end and the host dies. In that lake now, the worm can reproduce and his spawn waits for another insect to come around and into the water so they can enter its body and do as the generations before it did. So it's an endless circle and it starts and ends in the water.
>>698538400
I lol'd
>>698546508
lost
>>698551320
Yeah, the Show called "Charly"
>>698551117
Lost
>>698548063
Spongeknob Squarenuts
No, that's not a joke
>>698544187
fuck you
>>698544187
lkm
>>698549485
Can't tell if it's copypasta or genuine rage
>>698552931
old pasta.
>>698544187
(You)
>>698552269
lost hard thx
>>698544187
So.....
Sauce?
>>698547455
I've been looking forward to this day, to see you again, fox McLeod!
>>698542058
The fact that comment got 426 likes made me lose
>>698550134
Almost lost to this.
PULL YOUR DICKS OUT
FOR THE GENTLE GIANT
>>698544187
ok fagposter
>>698543883
Is this right?
>>698542086
Ken M. is a fucking legend
>>698554999
You decide, oh triplord!
>>698545745
>>698555333
Double trips! Fucking checked, m9
>>698555333
Check em
>>698555500
Fucking quads holy shit
>>698554507
I will join for harambe
>>698537674
niggaflip dot com
>>698534390
this is funny but its cringe too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jJLiBDdDVo
>>698544187
dab
>>698542543
That's your only complaint you fucking retard?
>>698544323
meow to Mr. Puddington
>>698547645
Hehehehehe
>>698549763
>>698546786
Do yo have more?
>>698539715
made me giggle
>>698551062
Nein aber du bist wohl aus dem pott
>>698556502
lost
>>698544187
lost
