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faces of \b\, give r8's, h8 and anything else you want
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>>698528086
boi ro grill???
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>>698528086
sho me that sweet ass boipucci of yours
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>>698528165
I'm a guy.
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>>698528341
a guyrl or a gayrl?
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>>698528165
Op here, I'm a girl
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>>698528086
looking good 8.5/10. like the perfect law student.
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>>698528643
show us that girlpussy then
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Would bang the OP tbh, 7/10
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>>698528086
OP youre hot, love those eyes. Now tits or GTFO
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>>698528086
totally would bang 6/10
are u from sweden??
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>>698528086
im in love with your beautiful cat eyes. have some more pics without glases?? (which really fit your face by the way)
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Op is a qt 10/10
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rate me guys

>>698528086
op your quite fit 6/10
not into girls though...
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Man, you look really high end. I would love to pay you whatever you wanted and then just degrade you like the piece of trash you are.

Choking on panties, spitting on you. Calling you a fuckpig. That sort of thing.
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>>698531118

You seem like the kind of girl I would like to finger, then when I get like 4 fingers working in there real good and just yank my hand out of your pussy as fast as I can, then kick the shit out of you while you roll around in the fetal position on the ground in agony.
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>>698531118
would totally fuck your bf while you watched.
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>>698528086
perfect throatjob face 10/10
can we have some more of your body?
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>>698530013
Australia
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>>698528086
not bad, 6/10
>>698531118
really cute, would milf/10
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>>698528086
enough atention whoring
get the drill straight
smh
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>>698528086
So i take care of my dad, and mom divorced him like ten years back after 30 years of building a family with her.

Would totallly roofie your drink at the bar, bring you home and get you all set up. Then go get my dad, feed him some viagra. Then after an hour of smoking some weed with him let him go to town on you. Id tell him you were asking to fuck another guy, but then passed out. Its been a while for him, I bet he would totally be into it.

Then id go in for sloppy seconds. afterwords id fill a bunch of condoms with fake nut or whatever and leave them draped over your chest and thighs. I have a mirror over my bed, so when you woke up you could see just how big of a whore you really are.
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>>698531321
HAHAHAAHHhhahahahaha good idea! Will try tonight.
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>>698531118
Will marry you xD if i had a change Kek, youre really beatiful anon
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Nice lips, your milfy face just looks perfect for a bj eh
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>>698531884
As long as I didn't have to go teach the next day sounds great
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>>698528086
I like the expression on your face.
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>>698532026
>Will marry you xD if i had a change
>if i had a change
>change

kek
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>>698528643
bs
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>>698531846
you seem like the kind of guy id like to catfish into meeting me at a hotel. Where I would beat the ever loving shit out of you, then I would dress you up like a girl. Once you stopped crying I would put a gun to your head and make you put makeup on. Heavy eye liner. We would watch all the youtube makeup videos too, gotta make sure daddys little princess looks good for her tricks. Then id work a buttplug in and out of your ass til it prolapsed. Afterwords you would walk home.
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>>698532472
jesus christ
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>>698532184

The kind of expression a whore with no imagination makes.

Jesus get the fuck out of here you fucking freak.

We are busy degrading these attention whores. Dont tell them they look pretty, no one wants to hear that shit. Their dads tell them that all the time.
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>>698532617
I didn't say pretty. I said I liked the expression. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>698531153
>>698531321
>>698531884
>>698532472

Keep going bro, you are one sick fuck, but you are giving me some great ideas!
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>>698532175

Lol, fucking freak bitch. whats your kik?
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>>698533250
Dont have kik
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>>698533361
well then how the fuck am i going to spend my disgusting fantasies on my stomach talking to you if you dont have a kik?

its fucking free for christ sake.

go download that shit and kik me at holyshithowmanynames
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Hi everyone ^-^
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>>698533657
No :D
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Random, cock sucking bitch
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How old are you guys?
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>>698533657
would tie you up with your own panties and beat you with a sock full of oranges. Then id make you eat the oranges and thank me.
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>>698531153
>>698531884
>>698532472
>>698532617
>>698533597

>>698533992

im 35, why do you ask?
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>>698533992
op here, 27
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:(
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>>698534252
wtf? haha
cute, looks funny af
would friend/10
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>>698533859

Oh man, you look like an old teacher I used to have.

God I would love to get into a loving relationship with you, build trust. The kind where you leave your computer on when your SO walks into the room.

Soon as we got to that point id tie you up all the while watching your computer from the corner of my eye.

Then when I had you nice and tied up I would notice your screen saver popped up, and is password protected.

Since im dumb, and prone to bursts of violence, I would do my best to threten you into giving me the password.

But since youre obviously too smart for that, recognizing your FB is up and probably being able to figure out what im up to, would hold out.

Then i would just beat your face into a red and blue pulp, shove whatever thing was in the immediate vicinity up your ass and vag and leave you for dead while I went home and uploaded the pics to the net.

During my arraignment, id jack off furiously in front of the judge, telling your family how much I enjoyed making you garbage.
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>>698534252

Would totally treat you like a proper wife and raise a big beautiful family with you.
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>>698531321
all dem trys
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>>698534476
thank you, i don't have friends.
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>>698534571
i'm like twelve
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>>698528086
hey miss hot teacher, any nudes this time?
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>>698531846
ask me how i know you are a newfag
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>>698534620
how come?
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>>698534502

She's a doctor who spesalizes in autism, shed fit right in here!
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>>698534620

Thats because you are an uninteresting whore that no one wants to get to know because your basically only good for a fuck.

BTW, your pic clearly shows you as the fuck pig you know yourself to be. When are you going to post pics of you shoving your dads tighty whiteys up your snatch?
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>>698534727
how do you know it?
i am lol, have only been here for a year
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>>698534252
You're amazingly cute :D
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>>698534807
haha o k !
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>>698534711
I haven't taken any no, dont really have a need for them in my day to day
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>>698534825
>screen cap this

first-you told me yourself
second- newfag, when you see a female first thing you gonna say is tits or gtfo no tits he is a 40 years old neckbread, role playing in his mom's basement
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>>698534864
oh thank you
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>>698535146
how many times have that actually worked for you?
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>>698534252
Post moar.
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>>698534864
>>698534711
>>698534620
>>698534476
>>698532184

you all should be dragged out into the street and shot.
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>>698531118

hey hot teach slut, have you fucked any of your students parents?

Do you know your a dumb slut, or do you pretend your a good person who isnt utter trash?
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>>698535624
nice tites
would sext/10
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>>698528086
8/10

>>698531118
6/10

>>698531846
"You're oppressing me because I'm a special snowflake"/10

>>698533657
cute/10

>>698533859
wow I really fell for that/10

>>698534252
cute/10
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>>698535799
its funny how everyone thinks im a sjw.
give me insight, why's that?
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>>698535506
bye
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You idiots actually think there are girls on b? Come on you kids...
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>>698535624

you know those flimsy cutting boards? I wish I had both these sluts tied with their legs pinned open so I could roll up the little plastic sheets and shove them up their snatch and dirt box. Then id start pouring things like salt toothpaste, and bread yeast. Then id set up a video camera and record the next 24 hours or so.

The next day I would come in with a brown bag under my arm, and reinsert the tubes. From the bag I would pull out feeder mice, that I had just got from the pet store.

After sealing all those mice into the bottom of your intestines I would videotape them slowly eating their way out. All the while jacking off to listening to you both whimper and cry like the human garbage you cunts are.

shout out to patrick bateman.
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>>698535943
Short hair and glasses.
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>>698535943

cause you look like a 32yo lesbian.
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>>698536266
so basically all dudes with glasses lol
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>>698535548
finally a based anon in this cucked thread
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>>698532026
sure smells like summer in here
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>>698532472
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.

Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.

There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.
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>>698534697

did you want me to tell you how much I would destroy that pussy instead?

or was that like, a green light?
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>>698535653
op here, I have and I know but I pretend for the public
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>>698536490
haha you're funny
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Hate my lips
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>>698536451

um, I just want to dress him up like the cheap slut he is and use him like a box of tissues.

I have no idea what daddies cummies are or whatever. But do you have a link? because I have on idea what the fuck you are on about.
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>>698536529

So basically I would just tie you up, then put your cell phone just out of reach, as you are obviously a man child and nothing would torment you more than not being able to play with your pokemons. Faggot.
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>>698535548
she shared one in an older rate thread, fuck you anyway
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>>698536632
would love to facefuck those lips, just saying
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>>698536632
and i hate your face
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>>698536529
emo piece of shit
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>>698536813
too bad i'm straight
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>>698528086
toonormalfor/b/10
timestamp
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>>698536632

I would paint your likeness (no shit I used to be an art student and would whip up a beautiful charcoal composition of your features) and afterwords I would have you do the roman chair (look it up if you are so fucking out of shape you dont know what a roman chair is) While I shoved pieces of my drawing up your ass and burned them like wicks til your little hole was all red and soar. Then Id shove just the biggest blackest dildo I had on hand up your ass and then choke you with it till you pass out. When you woke up, I would have put you in a dumpster behind a bowling alley.
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>>698536870
I would hit you with my car. Other than that I wouldnt cross the street to piss on you if you were on fire.
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>>698537079
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as cummies, is in fact, daddy's/cummies, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, daddy's plus cummies. Cummies is not an dick unto itself, but rather another free ©component ®of a fully functioning daddy's dick made useful by the daddy's nutsack , tip utilities and vital dick components comprising a full dick as defined by DADDY.

Many daddy's princesses fuck a modified version of the daddy's dick every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of ↪events, the version of daddy's which is widely used today is often called “cummies”, and many of its hoes are not aware that it is basically the daddy's dick, developed by the daddy's project.

There really is a cummies, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the dick they use. Cummies is from the nutsack: the program in the dick that allocates the dick’s resources to the other princesses that you fuck. The nutsack is an essential part of a dick, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete dick. cummies is normally used in combination with the daddy's dick: the whole dick is basically daddy's with cummies added, or daddy's/cummies. All the so-called “cummies” ejaculations are really ejaculations of daddy's/cummies.
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>>698528086
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>>698537354

no faggot fantasies for you. Try harder bitch.
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>>698537354
Sup Kyle, congrats btw
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>>698537221
why tho
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>>698537230

Okay, so i stopped writing my poorly written fantasies so I could read about cummies.

So a girl sang a song about cum, okay. And?
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>>698537715

Cause you are clearly a try hard piece of shit.

You cropped out your friend with a girl so you wouldnt look so pathetic.

But ive been here for nearly a decade. And I know what a tryhard wannabe piece of shit looks like. Also, im gonna guess you live in either florida or arizona.
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>>698536529
Forever Virgin ?
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Jesus christ I hate every one of you.
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>>698538019
Far from it.
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>>698537230
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>>698538094
are you the kind of metallica fan that goes to show to listen to unforgiven and lords of summer?
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>>698537905
lol, ur toally wrong.
You got a great imagination
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>>698538283
No, I cross my fingers the entire time and wait for St. Anger
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>>698531846
b& / 10
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>>698538431
*totally

also, wheres ur pic' faggot
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>>698536006
i know
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>>698538466
oh you're the worst
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>>698538283
The frayed ends of sanity is probably my favorite song even though it's not something I've heard live and the song is older than I am
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>>698538431

well i was just telling you what you look like. Im sure you think you are some 420 bro gym rat type. And in another ten years you will probably end up sucking dick dressed as a girl, cause thats what happens when a beta tries to be an alpha.

If you didnt cut out the pic with your friend getting pussy more than you, then why did you crop it? were you concerned the internet would see their face?

No, more like the only pic you have that isnt a selfie is one you took with friends while out. And since your friends can get laid and you cant, you didnt want to post a pic of your friend getting hugged up on while you sit there are lonesome like the faggot you are.
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>>698538827
oh that's good one
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>>698538899
tldr

i just said u have a great imagination cause u assumed a lot of bullcrap just by looking at a pic
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>>698538968
>>698538827
>>698538283
>>698538094


everything after ride the lightning sucks dick.

You newmetal fags should die in a fire.
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>tfw u suck at taking pics and u ugly af
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>>698539027


im on the money. if you had a spine you would post the pic to show me up. but since you cant, you will hide behind weak shit like "tl;dr hurr durr im too cool to read your insults".

post the uncropped pic, show me how much of a loner you are not.
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Desudesu
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>>698538899
ok just read ur post

ur hilarious mang. I dont have to give explanations to you, but the other 2 persons in the pic are girls. I cut them just because.

Anyways. Dont h8 m8.
Where ur pic? u handsome, top alpha
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>>698539213
You look like Macklemore fucked Amy schumer and you're the hideous bastard offspring they created
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>>698537575
Not Kyle, and congrats for what ?
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I wuz a kang n' shiet
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>>698539083
justice for all is acceptable, and you should see my battle vest lmao
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>>698539353
I also agree that you look like a try hard beta bitch and I've posted a picture if that helps
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>>698531153
>>698531321
>>698531884
>>698532472

/b/'s real response to rate threads
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>>698539468
Muhammad Ali? Is that you?
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>>698539093

so basically after acting like a normal date, when I tricked you into coming back to my place I would start fingering you, and always trying to get another finger in, no matter how loose you got. Eventually when I got like, 4 fingers in thats when I would say I had to go to the bathroom, and to keep your finger on the button, lol. But when I came back from the bathroom I would have placed a dab of toothpaste behind my elbow (ive actually done this, another shout out to patrick) and I would get down and start gently eating your pussy, Then Id snatch that dab of toothpaste and start lubing up my fingers and hand with it. And Id shove it up your snatch til you yelped like a dog. then I would see if I could get my arm up to my elbow into your rotten cunt.

If I managed to get my elbow up and you only sat there crying and wimpering then I would let you go, after I punched your cervix a few times.

But if you fought too much I would bite your face and tits leaving marks all over your filthy, disgusting trashy body.
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Just call me Dr.kroggy
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>>698539278
Face looks like a foot
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>>698539353

Since no one is going to be getting fucked in this thread, I am not posting my pic.

and since my self esteem isnt in the gutter, I dont need internet strangers lying to me about how much they are attracted to me. unlike you.

I dont go posting pics on the internet except to get laid because I could give a fuck what you idiots think.
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>>698536166
Bateman? That's, like... Marquis De Sade-tier shit.
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>>698540042
ok
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>>698539622

>>698539353

see, others see it too.
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>>698533657
Tits or gtfo
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>>698539468

I would trick you into coming over to fuck my hot white wife. But in reality when you showed up I would make you fuck the local meth addict I always see down at the corner store begging for change. Id have her wear a strap on and wreck your sorry faggot ass like the piece of shit you are.

Afterwords I would upload pics to /b/ showing everyone your prowess as a BBC bull.
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R8 me xxx
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>>698540221
You're on a thread dedicated to attention whoring anyway.
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>>698537963
cinepanettonefag spotted
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>>698534502
kek >during my arraignment
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>>698537221
At least you're honest.
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>>698540204
Looks like the kind of beta fuck that try's to fit in with the cool kids but in reality I'm like who the fuck is this dude all groups have that one guy
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>>698540105

its in american psycho, the book.

Half the depraived shit i come up with is inspired from similarly shitty novelas.

I've always felt that Marquis de Sade and I were of a kindred spirit.

But mostly I just want to hurt sluts, whores, and faggots...So basically everyone?
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>>698539093
Tits & time stamp or gtfo.
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Heyo
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>>698536529
Pikajew?
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>>698539278
You look like a slug.
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>>698540557
see, people without self esteem issues arent concerned with things like "cool kids". If you had any self respect you would know that.

But since you are human garbage you recognize everyone is better than you.
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Haha hey guys, its me, totally a femanon
R8 me, pic related, its me :*
Dont ask for timestamp tho cause i dont know how to do one
If you think ive done this just for attention, i didnt
I am a girl btw
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>>698540204
>samefag

yes i agree myself, i was on purpose posing like that, idk

But who hasnt taken a pic acting funny, posing, smoking a joint, all drunk, or whatever?
its just a pic, and i me cutting it out means nothing. cmon
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>>698540629
Daddy issues/10
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>>698539278
You like you're in a shit indie band
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>>698536006
before I completely relocated and quit speaking to people, I knew two girls that were on /b/...

no pics, I don't keep pictures of people, but they were hot.
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>>698540629
Intriguingly sexy/10
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>>698540629
Que es?
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>>698539093
You've got nice eyes. Face is a 5 though.
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>>698540761

I would bite your face, then pull out your braces with a pair of pliers.

Seriously though, I need some regular sluts to come in here and post some pics so I can tell them the terrible things I would do to them just before they died.
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>>698539213
U look too happy for /b/
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>>698536451
Marquis de Sade, meet William S. Burroughs
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Hi /b/
Do not disapoint
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>>698540730
You look like the fat kid that would stay at the bottom eating cliff bars while I'm rock climbing
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>>698540355
A solid 5/7
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>>698541041
Kill yourself
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>>698540629

are you kidding me? I would pump you full of testosterone and force you to work out until you looked like an anabolic freak. During this period I would put a penis pump over your clit to foster its growth. Once you were around 2 inches I would have you fuck some pathetic cuck in front of his wife, all the while telling you what a freak you were. How you were too big a piece of garbage to be a real woman, so we had to make you a man. That even as a man no one would fuck you with your tiny dick.

Then when you started to accept you were only good as a fuckpig thats when I would pump you full of progesterone and turn you into a giant whale.
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>>698540802
But whyyyy
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>>698540695
How do I look Jewish?
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>>698533657
screenshot/20
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>>698541184
Que es dios mio!
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>>698538466
I'M IN ANGER WITH YOU
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>>698534252
jailbait/20
How old are you ?
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>>698541184

You are quite beautiful. But I'm more interested in a femanon's mind than her body. Show me what you got ;-)
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>>698541041

I would love to roofie you, then take you to a hen party, where I would shave your head, eyebrows, and body and tie you up with your ass in the air.

When the girls showed up I would have an assortment of strapons in different sizes they could put on, ideally as big as any dick they themselves had taken.

Id charge then 5$ to rape your sorry ass, and when each finished I would have them lay the bills across your back. Afterwords I would take pictures of your wrecked hole, sprinkled with dollar bills and send them to your father, asking him if he was proud of his little girl.
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Noh8 pls
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>>698539083

I liked death magnetic
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>>698541468

Fucking faggot.
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>>698540761
Would cum in your asshole/bait/10
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>>698541184

I would shave your jewfro, then shove most of the hair up your ass, the rest down your throat. Then Id tattoo some random ass numbers on your arm, beat you within an inch of your life, and dump you on your parents front porch at 7 o'clock at night.
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>>698541576
E.ight/T.en
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>>698540598
kek >sluts, whores, faggots

yeah, pretty much everyone falls into one of those
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>>698541184
You just look like a complete shut in who never goes outside with real self esteem issues stemming from daddy not giving you enough attention growing up
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>>698541636

Wasn't talking to you.
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>>698541610

I ammend my previous statement to include St anger. The rest of that new metal bullshit is weak af.
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>>698541792

You look like the kind of guy I could get along with. We could play the nice guy, be all gentle and passive. Then just wreck some sluts when they are stupid enough to think its safe to be alone with us.

Also, you look like my old drug counselor.
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>>698541468
God you sound like a little bitch
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>>698541476
Well you not disapoint
8 / 10 woud ask again
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>>698541047
>rock climbing
>not a faggot
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>>698540355

I would stab you with an improvised rusty piece of metal, and while you were heaving trying to escape my grasp I would tell you that you are garbage, and that im doing you a favor ending your pathetic life early.
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>>698540507
husband material right here.
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>>698541184
Super cute/10

>>698539468
You should submit for facebookDOTcomSLASHHandsomeManConsumingABeverage
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>>698542281
Cause sitting on your ass all day playing video games within a girl would notice you is a hard task it's a wonder you haven't killed yourself faggot
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>>698531846
You look like hitlers wet dream
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>>698542382
Thx bb
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>>698541792
Yea im a shut in
Dont even have friends, i really only hang out with my bf and his friends
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>>698542653
I would like to choke you with the chord from those headphones, then piss on your passed out body.

I would then rape you on the ground while telling you that you are a pretty girl.

Afterwords I would shove a bottle of tobasco sauce up your ass then break it with a tap and die.

But dont let it be said im no gentlemen, I would call you an ambulance of course.
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>>698543116
And lord knows they only hang out with you because your bf is a pussywhipped faggot that doesnt know how to tell his jewess girlfriend no group of guys want anyone to bring their girlfriends along.

Hows it feel knowing you are a third wheel everywhere you go?

Wouldnt it be better if he just stripped you naked in front of all of them to have their way with you? I mean, why else would girls want to hang out with a bunch of dudes?
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>>698542021
I'm the last person you'd want as a drug counselor
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>>698543116

why is it so easy to hate weaboos?
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>>698543363

well im already off heroin, so its not like it matters now. good to hear you like getting high though, good to hear not all youths are fucking pussies these days.
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>>698543116
And he's probably a pasty faced debate me I'm an atheist fedora wearing fuck
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>>698543316
Thats rude as heck, also lewd
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>>698532472
I'm glad to see that some of the old /b/ still remains...
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>>698543611
Nah hes a normie
Im slowly turning him into a weeb tho
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>>698543143
Gee, didn't think I'd get so much love and consideration as to get an ambulance!
Thanks /b/ro
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>>698543850
Que?
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>>698543617
the truth hurts sometimes, well most of the time.

Just admit you have had fantasies of getting all that male attention. Seriously, this is /b/ its not like anyone is going to judge you for it.

Well, I will. But i know your a whore at heart. Otherwise you would have just left this thread.

also you should post pics of things in your vag.
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>>698543889

good to see /b/ still has a sense of humor.
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>>698543662

I only come here to destroy rate threads, which Ive always hated.

Its a good excuse to do some creative writing.
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>>698543962
Dont have a vag
Im a dirty tranny
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ITT we pretend to be 12 year old newfags
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>>698543464
I mainly snort a mix of Adderall and Coke shit keeps you goin for days
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>>698542653
Looks like cross between Özil, the dude bighead from silicon valley and your favourite youtuber/10
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>>698536632
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>>698534252
>>698533657
>>698531118
>>698531118
>>698528086
Post tits.
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>>698544173
well then post pics of your disgusting boy hole, you nasty piece of trash.

Im sure your dad is so proud his son was so incapable of socializing with the opposite sex he decided to dress like a girl so real men could fuck a submissive slut when their wife wouldnt blow them.
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>>698544173
Show fake tits then.
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Well I guess so
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>>698544369

Heroin and boner pills was my mix. Literally had to go to the doc twice for having hard ons too long. good times.

Now im just left wih sex since I took gettin high too far. well, enjoy your youth. I did.
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>>698544447
Did he ever get a girlfriend?
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>>698544141
We all know why you hate them buddy
Lie to /b/ as you want, don't lie to yourself with your creative shit
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>>698544654
Eh they are really small tho
>>698544649
Eh i dont know about going that far :p
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>>698544677
You forgot to clean the toothpaste from around your mouth, you also look like a sloped foreheaded fuck. Cheers.
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>>698544770
That tucker Max life
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>>698542732
>implying
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>>698544677

Super low self esteem beta fag.

Shave your beard and start hrt stat. Otherwise you will look like a masculine tranny by the time your 30.

But if you can accept you are a failure of a man and get past ever being dominant in any regard you may still find happiness.
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>>698544868

Okay, you got me. I love degrading and talking shit to people. These rate threads just give me an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.
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>>698544903
Nah that's prob saliva,just woke up nigga idc and shucks mah poor forehead
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>>698544895

you have nice boy titties. Id love to beat you with jumper cables till you cried and whimpered like a dog.

Do you have a kik?
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>>698544895
How long have you been transitioning?
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>>698544969
Projecting ;^)
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Always gotta have them sunglasses on
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>>698545198
Like a year
>>698545162
Now thats lewd and i dont have a kik
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>>698545237

negative. I like to fuck trannies is all. The world would be a better place if more beta faggots like yourself just accepted their nature.
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ITT: ugly ass dudes with obvious insecurity issues that's why they're here in the first place
and girls with obvious daddy issues begging for attention.
Sad
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>>698528086
looking a 6/10 in this pic OP, pic doesnt do you justice. Take another one, im sure youd be a solid 7.5-8
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>>698545116
Or spunk, woke up from a three man pile-up in someone's fuck bunker.
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>>698545343
I may be a faggot, but pls explain how am beta
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>>698533657
>>698534252
qts
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>>698545340
Of course you dont have a kik. Its only 2016, its a free app and everyone on /b/ has it.

But of course the retarded girlboy, who cant even figure out his gender, cant get with the times.

Go download that shit and kik me at holyshithowmanynames.

I bet I can make you feel like a real woman...as in, ill make you feel like tan object for my satisfaction.
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>>698545521

cause you are in a rate thread asking for approval.

If you had any self esteem at all you would have passed this thread up like everyone else who doesnt give a shit what the world thinks.
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>>698543850
Well depending on how drunk I was I might fuck you but probably couldn't get it up due to the lack of tits and no signs of an ass
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>>698544403
That made me giggle. Most creative r8 I've gotten so far. Still though
V
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>>698545340
I had a feeling you were trans. Mostly due to your arms musculature. Well enjoy it, I guess? I don't fucking know. Fucking cheers all around chap.
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>>698534476
Faggot
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>>698545730
So then you have just as little self-esteem as me, considering you're in the same thread, mocking other people posting pictures

so
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>>698544815
Probably not judging by how he looks, there's not a lot on that face that can be fixed.
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>>698545737

truly the sign of a pathetic cuck.

You couldnt get it up? I bet that tranny whore sucks better dick than your mother.

Dont get me wrong, she is total garbage. But stop acting like you wouldnt bust a slutboy out the same as any whore.
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>>698528086
>\b\
>not knowing difference slashes between backslashes
Fuck off newfag.
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>>698545861

Im in a rate thread doing my best to wear down what little self esteem these faggots have left.

I dont post my pic because I dont need 4chan to get laid. Furthermore, I dont really give a shit what /b/ thinks of my looks.
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>>698545773
Um thanks i guess
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>>698536632
lips kinda divert attention from your nose
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Please r8 me
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>>698546080
So you have even less self-esteem than these people, congrats
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>>698545886
Maybe he found an equally hideous girl and they are now raising a Nurgle army.
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>>698546116
Anytime yo.
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>>698545073
How insecure <3
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>>698545861

Also I spend time at the gym everyday, and have an active job.

If I was concerned with what faggot strangers thought, I would have posted my pic.
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>>698546320
Congrats, although that doesn't stop you from being a massive cuck unfortunately
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>>698546269

So did you get the approval you crave?

did everyone tell you that you were a special snowflake, deserving of love and attention?

Cause if they did they are lying. They are as pathetic as you. Get out of here and actually try to meet real people, arent you tired of being taunted? Or maybe you are the trash Im saying you are, and you cant leave well enough alone because you know im right.
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>>698546265
You look like someone who works at Best Buy but doesn't help anyone find anything you just stare at people.
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>>698546080
>taking this thing a lot more seriously than most people who post pics itt

Guess who's the fugly kid with esteem issue here
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>>698543316
feel better now?
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>>698546408

Cuck? right. exactly what do you guys define cucks as these days? faggots that post pics in rate threads fishing for compliments?

nope, not a cuck.
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>>698528643
Then show timestamp to prove it
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>>698546537
There is no reason to be this hostile, my friend. Just relax there bud
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>>698546630

getting there.
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>>698546566

kek
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>>698546309
well its clear you faggots need to be put down.

Otherwise there wouldnt be so many rate me threads.

Im glad to see ive driven off the women from this thread. lord knows these threads are pure cancer.
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Most of u faggots posting fake previously posted pics is pure autism cancer these threads are meaningless unless timestamps are shown
>FAKE AS FUCK FAGGOTS
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>>698546735
/b can be so therapeutic
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>>698546822
>faggots need to be put down
>proud that he single-handedly got women to leave the area
>boi
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>>698546846
/Thread
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>>698542653
You seem like a nice person,with a nice personality.
Would hug if you like phisical contact.
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>>698546537
fuckin cringelord
holy fuck ur so much of a beta im dying here because of u
thank u, u gigantic faggot
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>>698546976
well i like to fuck boys and girls. So its not like its any loss for me.

Also, your shitty community college psych 101 is rearing its ugly little head.
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