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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content - get that shit out of here
>Discuss things that are trivial - who gives a shit anyway
>No RP/ERP. This thread is all ages.
>Naps WILL fuck you up
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly: PAPERS PLEASE
Daily reminder that Mei isn't fat
>>698526777
Good luck with not flipping
>>698526932
Um oh my, ye
>>698527022
I didn't notice that, there is worse in my folder at least.
still here
>Hello, everyone.
>>698527485
Thanks, I'll need it on this beast!
>>698527387
>TFW there's no art of Galil with a trump hat
Why
Still alive
Still hating the laxative.
>>698527713
Because Trump is a shit tier meme. It doesn't matter if you like him ironically or unironically, it still makes you trash.
>>698527867
On a scale of 1 to Prison Rape, how does your ass feel?
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>playing kancolle
>4 of my ships are down in red
>one enemy ship left with 5hp
>survives night battle
>battle rank a
>quest needs rank s
>12 hours of repair time
God dammit.
>>698527650
Don't die~
>>698528074
I make absolutely no promises~
>If I'm not here tonight, assume I have joined my waifu
>>698527956
This is coming from you.
So QOTT:Would you save a pic of your waifu with a maga hat?Why or why not?
>>698527986
About a 5. When vacating the liquid it goes to Only Good Boys Get Lube levels.
>>698527387
where can I get a hat like that
>>698528245
sure. its not a big deal
>>698528245
Fuck yeah. For the sweet maymays of course.
>Rory-sama
Rate my harem.
>>698528635
Google.
Or The SS.
>>698527956
I can only think of
youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48
>>698528058
Touch the thing...
The Donald
>>698528824
Not a waifu/10
>>698528914
>doesn't understand what a harem is
Stupid Jewish Shit Tier Lead Slugger
>>698528824
No Reindhardt
No honor/10
>>698528210
I'll hold a funeral in your name
This count?
>claiming yume
>>698528245
As Rory said, all bout them memes. So yes.
>>698528597
I got a laugh, hope it's over for you soon.
>>698528970
>
2/10 b8
You tried to hard, and used it all at once.You got to say one thing at a time, for example
>Shit gun
>I'd reply
>Jew
>My reply
Etc.
>>698529159
Them legs
>>698529244
That wasn't an insult. It was a general observation.
>>698529244
Kike
>>698528824
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>698529292
That's the way to do it.You just jumped from 2/10 to 6/10
>>698529364
Same for you
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698528891
That wont help.
>>698529452
Your file name makes it sound like you're taking a dump, and Galil is the turd.
>>698529159
Heyume.
>>698529595
>RNG luck bonus
>not help
>>698529641
>Fag doesn't know anything about guns
Figures.
I'd give that a good 5/10 b8
>TFW everyone hates you because your waifu is Jewish
I can't choose or change my waifu guys
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698529754
RNG is going to be a bitch anyways.
Fuck you.
>>698529925
Don't make me make you touch it.
>KanColle
>not a huge pain in the ass
Really only one to pick here.
>>698527387
Seriously, now the waifu being claimed is a nazi loli?
Are you dumbfucks trying to be as autistic as possible? This is a copypasta, right?
... right?
>>698530466
If only you knew how bad things really are.
>>698530270
>Don't make me make you touch it.
Interestingchoiceofwords.webm
>>698530466
Its a meme you dip
>>698529831
>>698529452
>>698529244
Holy shit, the autism is leaking again. Someone get a bucket.
So you watch anime about Neko girls in the army and play a few video games and your a military expert? Fuck off, man.
There's more to it than just guns. There's combat training for both far and close quarter combat, there's strategy, there's the ability to aim and fire under life threatening pressure, the ability to actually take anthers life, there's extreme physical and emotional requirements and more to overcome than some fat otaku sitting at his desk realizes.
And I don't care if you own your own guns, that doesn't make you a fucking expert. My grandma owns a laptop and can't operate it for shit.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>698529091
Roadhog is second best
>The shit posting is real today
Nah, I'm out. I'll be back in an hour and a half after a nap.
I'm sort of alive, but at work
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>698530270
Im not touching it and you cant make me touch it.
>>698529244
Cat with a weapon?
What are you?
>>698529754
Whats good fullbody stocking?
>>698530993
But street pig more thicc
>>698530843
>Neko
I think there's maybe 1 neko in Upotte
I'm no military expert but I am an expert on firearms because that's the only thing I really do with my life.I know some basic strategy (because muh SHTF) and stuff but I don't really care about that stuff because its not fun.So what makes you an expert?
Also I don't really play video games and rarely watch anime.I keep in shape as well.
tl;dr I done took the bait.
>>698531065
Good idea
>>698531437
Galil is a fox not a cat
There's no breeze, there's no ship on my sea
>>698531934
Dude, I never said I was a damn expert. And preppers have to be some of the most retarded enthusiasts to exist to date. I don't take that you know any real combat maneuvers OR strategy because you've never engaged in any formal training and yet to find yourself on an actual battlefield with bullets whizzing, shrapnel ricocheting, and sights on you.
It's easy for me to say that when SHTF I'll be ready to kick some ass, but when it actually comes to it I don't know shit.
>>698533052
> I don't know shit.
Everyone knows
>>698533296
I feel really bad, because you're tossing pebbles and I've been throwing stones. You don't have any valid arguments, you've disregarded my valid talking points and went straight to the metaphor I was using to describe YOU- thus you are inherently making fun of yourself. Go see a proctologist and a therapist because I just ripped you a new asshole and you're in denial.
>>698531437
Kinda hungry and distracted.
>also some problem with the thread
>>698533722
Well alright then if you say so boss
>o
>weight
>>698533815
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>698533052
>I never said I was a damn expert
You sure do Ike to act like one though
do you faggots even own a life?
>>698534115
Plastic Pinocchio is back.
>>698534208
ayyyy
>>698534115
Yeah but not on Fridays Saturdays Sundays or Mondays
Tuesdays Wednesdays and Thursdays I work and do normie stuff.
>>698534444
chekd
>>698534444
Ohh well atleast you got one
>>698534059
You don't need to be an expert to tell when someone is full of shit. I don't need to be a damn director to tell you that Avatar: The Last Air Bender is a bad movie and I don't need to be enlisted to tell some asshat who bought a few guns is full of himself.
>>698534444
Rem claimed
irl anime grill claimed
>>698534549
>A few
All I can hear is my wallet laughing at you and crying because of me
>>698534597
Hey bb
>>698533987
save me
>>698534115
Yeah, I own Homuranon.
I also am two people.
What about yourself?
claimin hello all
>>698534818
End your life
>>698534549
Well, I don't need to be an expert to tell you some random person on the Internet is not gonna sway him into not buying guns.
It's hobby, like buying cars, are you really gonna need that extra little horsepower? Probably not, but that's not why you buy them
>>698534878
you actually came back
>>698534899
You'll have to be more specific.
Best type moon claimed.
>>698534814
i'm not bb, whoever that is.
>>698534818
You really do.
<3
>>698535300
is that kyoukai shiki?
>>698534980
well yeah what where you expecting
>>698535501
that youd be too embarassed after last night and not come back
You need help dude
>>698534814
I got a lot of money in stocks my friend. I invest my money where I can make returns. But this isn't about money, so don't go there, because I'm sure anyone can flex their dick all they want.
>>698534964
You can spend your damn money on whatever you please you god damn shill. Just don't crawl around inserting our opinion like it's law unless you have something to back it up.
>claiming Tsumiki Miniwa
>>698535609
>embarrassed
why thought we would be over this by now
>>698535443
What do you mean?
It's Shiki from kara no kyoukai yes
>>698535365
Its a memey version of baby
>>698535680
>YOU MIGHT SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON THINGS BUT IM SMART AND HAXORD THE STOCKS
I eat pasta 5 times a week 90% of the time because I buy too many guns.I'm not rich.I never said I was.Get some reading comprehension.
>>698535820
Why does everyone but Galil get a MAGA hat
>>698535913
Nope its like Mr.Bones' Wild Ride
>IT NEVER ENDS
>>698535680
>shill
That's not what shill means.
>inserting our opinion like it's law
But he isn't, you are
>>698535955
yes, isn't Shiki in other typemoon products as well?
>>698534814
That ain't me. But hello.
AND I ROOOLLLLLLLL
>>698536039
I did this myself, that's why it looks so shit. Just google "transparent make america great again hat" or "transparent MAGA hat" and put it on with paint.net
>>698536188
I don't have a computer. Just a phone.
>>698535913
hello
>>698536129
hello
>>698536385
Hello probably not the same Tomoko I usually talk to.
AND I ROOOLLLLLLLL
>>698536129
not him, but good taste.
>>698536385
hi friend how are you
>>698536129
hey rem!
>>698536325
if it's android then use get use superimpose (like £3 on google play but the one on aptoide works)
>>698535913
Sorry to break it to you, but this wont end and/or be forgetten.
>>698536484
not sure what rem but based off the file name i think it is the one i normally talk yo
>>698536549
its early playing some witcher.you?
>>698536488
I'm almost certain you are not Sanchito nor Diego.
>>698536549
Ayy what up
AND I ROOOLLLLLLLL
>>698536770
Then you're the one who usually claims with smug.jpg What's up?
AND I ROOOLLLLLLLL
>>698535042
>>698536872
nothing really playing some witcher. i did watch re:zero up until the newest one yesterday
Hello weeabo scum. How is everyone today? I'm great thanks for asking.
>inb4 Mavis is garbage
Calimed
>>698537758
Nice
Enjoy this cat picture anon
Miho claimed
>>698536699
yeah people had one hell of a reaction
>>698536770
thats cool im getting ready to have my wisdom teeth pulled kek
>>698536872
keep rolling real rem
>>698537961
Of course they did.
>youre insane
>>698538022
I thought that was common knowledge at this point.
>>698537162
Subaru's at the will of the writers at this point.
>>698537749
Mavis looks weird if you look at her in some angles.
>>698537961
AND I ROOOLLLLLLLL
>>698536129
>when you are mowing down gooks and Fortunate Son starts playing
https://youtu.be/ec0XKhAHR5I
>>698536039
I actually realized that I misinterpreted your post after I made mine and I'm making a statement about how I actually spend my money wisely. And don't bring up comprehension because you didn't include nearly enough adjectives, adverbs or prepositions for me to accurately extrapolate the meaning, thus why I had to make an assumption.
And once again, I own a decent amount of clothes but I'm not an expert seamstress.
>>698536060
I'm referring to you as Galil's shill, and in that context it does mean what it means. And last I checked this started when Galil said, "Fag doesn't know anything about guns," and the fact that every time someone mentions a gun Galil jumps in to claim that that gun is shit and his preference is better without any explanation or definitive proof, but all the while acting like a gun expert. So last I checked, yes, Galil IS and HAS been inserting his opinion like law. I just got tired of his BS and called him out on it.
Next time read up before butting in and looking like an ignorant douche.
>>698538127
good point
>>698537961
Hey there queen, I've seen the autism story
You okay?
Also claimed
Whats up guys
>>698538575
Hello
>>698538022
>>698538127
I get this reaction often. I dont understand fully why you feel this way, but maybe my therapist will tell me next time I see him.
>>698538160
you guys need to 1v1
>>698538575
the reaction i got was not what i was expecting but other than that im just hoping it will pass how are you?
>>698537961
that wont be fun
>>698538160
yeah Emillia is probably the worst choice but eh. that and he needs to kill beetlejuice
>>698538575
the same stuff. how was smash
>>698538777
nope im going to be sedated all afternoon so i may not be posting later
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, lone years
Stole many a man's souls and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moments of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilot
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I RODE A TANK
HELD A GENERAL'S RANK
WHEN THE BLITZKRIEG RAGED
AND THE BODIES STANK
Pleased to meet you.
Hope you guess my name.
>>698538762
>i dont understand fully why you feel this way
youre memeing right?
>>698536123
Well yeah she often has cameos or guest appearances but other than Tohno Shiki it's all generally the same character.
>>698538641
Hi there whats up?
>>698538762
What did you expect tbh it was quite painful
I won't treat you any different though
>Everyone has autism here
I'm great , weather's nice that's a rare sight
>>698538777
The get though
I fucking killed my bro
>Sike
His falco is fucking nasty
>>698538762
I'm always up for a fight.
>>698538777
Trips confirms, Emilia worse girl and Subaru kills Beetlejuice.
>>698539058
Nothing much. About to go take a fridge apart.
I watched in glee
As your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedy's"
When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for the troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just like every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tail
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy
And some taste
Use all your well learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste.
>>698538480
Red haired cute.
>>698538865
its still going to hurt afterwards
>>698539058
falco has some good stuff. never played too much smash really.
>>698539081
yeah why Emilia when Ram exists.
>>698538925
memeing am I a meme now?
>>698539058
painful in a sad way or cringey? glad you are having nice weather
>>698539081
>ball and chain
>>698539565
i think so
>>698539533
Ram belongs to Ros-wal
>>698539565
>
>>698538372
>Implying
You just can't read anon, don't worry it happens to a lot of 6th graders.
Also I'm from /k/ of course I think every gun but mine is shit.Besides I don't care if someone says their gun is good when I say it isn't, that's their opinion which is a thing that people in America have.
Speaking of America
I think I did alright.I'm going to make a few more so I can meme it up
>>698539160
Wait what?
Why
>Poor fridge did nothing wrong
>>698539533
In melee falco is super over powered, but my brother doesn't seem to care.
Still need to find a way to counter him, I came close with pikachu today.
So what's up?
>>698539565
It was awkward, it doesn't really matter since it's anonymous
I think I know why esdeath is your waifu now though
>I've reached the episode
Can't blame you tbh
>>698539565
Don't listen to them man.
She just doesn't understand your love, you are in the right, they just don't get it
>>698539684
that can change after he tries his silly kill the dragon thing out
>>698539966
just hunting a werewolf in witcher
>>698539966
I picked it up for scrap. I need to pull the compressor out for the yard closer to take it.
And it just started raining.....
>>698539533
keep just missing you in my reply's kek yeah I know its going to hurt sucks but it will make me smile better i guess
>>698539675
oh why? am i funny
>>698539966
yeah this is when i knew i loved her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_PYbzcXh4
>>698539971
this
>>698540340
Have you ever seen something so sad/scary that you feel good about yourself? Like that
>>698540180
Is it hard? Always thought it looked quite difficult
>>698540187
Hmm where did you find this?
You're quite the character
Also rip, pls don't die because of the rain
>>698540340
Hahah yea that's quite scene, especially because the guy has a big reputation.
>Yuno
