Ausfag thread.
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Ausfag thread.
So last night I learnt that aboriginals were cannibalistic. Think they forgot to mention that in the school curriculum.
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>>698518663
I would have thought that be common sense.
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>>698518454
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>>698518454
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>>698518454
3815 reporting from the cold rear end of the fucking island.
>>698518898
>>698518938
What do?
>>698518454
3806 reporting
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>>698519086
Fuck cunt harden up. Your in an ausfag thread now.
>>698518787
Of course they are, just look at them
Also, 5019 here
>>698519258
clearly not an ausfag lolxd
4073 faggots
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>>698519231
Sup Birkdale. Is Ricketts road still in a fucking third world state?
>>698519308
>lolxd
Fuck off redditor
>>698519127
Uni student, work part time
>>698518454
2778
>>698519366
>>698519375
4068 here
:-DDDD
>>698519241
Fuck your kik, just dump here
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Bored as fuck.
3338 sup
Primeminister Tony Abbott here, declaring all replies ending in 3 are to be turned around like refugees.
>>698519424
haha yeah, they rebuit a new bit of the road but its still a pile of shite
>>698519241
I came here to get away from you. You already posted these fucking pictures in the Bunnings thread, fuck off.
>>698519627
He's not the prime minister
>>698519470
Me? Wrong
>>698519598
Fag
>>698519701
Malcolm Turnbull is a make believe creature so it's either Kevin Rudd or Abbott.
>>698519627
Aw shirt priminister cunt
>>698519701
He should be, what an absolute true blue Aussie he was. Fuck Turnbull
Anybody have any Melbourne nudes?
>>698519241
Shes ratchet house!
where lowest standards, are just your concluding
>>698519687
I'm just too cancerous to avoid cunt, get use to it
Pauline Hanson is our lord and saviour
>>698519839
east/west side?
>>698519701
Aww yeah true. Though who the tuck really cares right?
>>698519854
hahahaha honestly who the fuck even let her near a microphone
>>698519766
Nice dubs. Kevin07 was based af. I'd vote for him
>>698518454
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>>698519758
That looks like someone I went to school with
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>>698519891
6000 rep
>>698519935
I suggest you add me on kik then anon ;)
Fuck all you AU's fags. I hate your stupid accents, and dumb ass personalities. You grate on the nerves of true Americans.
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>>698519850
Post something from Adelaide fgt.
>>698519883
West
>>698520041
lol
3095 faggots
answer the call
>>698520041
what was that mate? all i hear is a fat toe talking ?
any townsville fags?
>>698520041
shooting in 5..4..3.. oh i cant even countdown to 1 anymore!
>>698519801
Yeah all us true blue Aussies love eating raw onions skin and all. The rest of the world was mocking us whe that fuckwit was our leader. I wish he did "shirtfront" Putin so he'd get knocked on his ass
>>698520209
How will he ever recover from that sick burn?
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>>698520041
Don't really care what native Americans think of us. Have you seen what we do to indigenous races over here?
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>>698519883
Got any nudes from the western suburbs?
>>698520041
Are true Americans the ones who turned up late to both world wars costing countless allies' lives? The ones who built their space program with German scientists? Or are they the ones who get their arses handed to them whenever they start a war by themselves? Clarification needed.
>>698520221
Abbott was the hero the Liberal Party deserved, not someone articulate like Turnbull. Another 3 years of the same ideals with fuckwits thinking it makes a difference who the leader is.
>>698520209
Fucking hell calm down. I can feel the heat from here.
>>698518663
Only in some areas. Others were too lazy.
>>698518787
Jeez, I'm 3216.
>>698520368
Hey Andrew Bolt, glad to see you've found your target demographic on 4chan.
>>698520395
stop being so cringe. i hate cringe people
2602 cuzz
2560 cuntz
>>698520523
Are you fucking retarded? I'm saying that I'd rather see the Liberals with Abbott because he's more reckless and stupid than Turnbull, and it would stop regards voting for them. Turnbull is actually somewhat competent at selling the same bullshit that Abbott wanted.
>>698520526
smells like newfag ;)
Townsville fag here. Any new nudes? Sick of the same old shannie pics. 4818
>>698520674
Retards* guess that makes me one now, Carry on.
>>698520518
Corio my nigga
>>698520687
yes because a newfag does not call others newfags at all, lets not forget the winky face, trying to adhere that you are in fact not a newfag, when youre not only that, but a jew
>>698520818
Grovie son
>>698520674
Lol to be honest, I didn't read your reply. I just seen you endorsing Abbott and made the Bolt comment.
0860 the shit hole of Aus
>>698520887
Maybe my bants was too off the chain for you.
>>698520041
>Ameritards
post kiks of sydney sluts
7250 reporting in just finished work what are you fuckers drinking to night?
>>698520887
Doll dero faggot detected
>>698520959
Fuck man, how do you have internet out there?
>>698520523
Kek
>>698520857
Man you're being so mean. I've only been here a few days. I thought this is what you do.
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Anyone have any albany wins?
>>698520959
Ha. I spent some time in 0830 I think it was. The true arsehole of the country
>>698521107
Do you even have any idea how many bitches called Christy I've fucked near Melbourne?
>>698520870
True that. Dank 420 hook-up? Kik. Rustymemes
>>698520363
Kek
>>698520959
When was the last time you had maccas?
>>698521184
Family don't count
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>>698521233
>>698521253
My niggas
>>698521233
I've fucked 3 Christy's, settle
Bob Hawke was the last true blue Aussie PM. He was THE top cunt!
show us your cocks ladss
thankssss
Someone share some fucking Melbourne nudes
>>698521604
tits + timestamp or GTFO
>>698521604
time stamp or it never happened
> inb4 they're 13
TOWNSVILLE NUDES PLZ THANKS
Kevin Rudd for life boys
Just bought this.
>>698521604
post kik for it
>>698521604
Tits or GTFO
>>698521675
>>698521672
we're outside you fucking moles
do it so we can make fun of your small peepees
>>698521679
>implying it will if they do
>>698521667
He means Albany nudes.
Why are we talking politics
>>698521802
GTFO
>>698521802
I'll get my cock out as soon as I get a time stamp, doesn't even have to be tits.
>>698521802
I just got called a mole.... I dont even
>>698521802
>being outside stops you from showing tits
???
>>698521802
Shut the fuck up you derro sluts or I'll staple your cunts to each other's faces
>>698521847
Why aren't we talking about politics
>>698521604
Here's a better idea, get your tits and meatflaps out, cunts
Melbourne fag here 3168. How in the fucking hell is this place referred to as the "most liveable" city. Three hours a day on fucked PT system, everything is as expensive as fuck, property prices off the scale and shit-cunt hipsters are always going on about the "great coffee" and café culture. Coffee isn't hard to make you fucktards and culture isn't sitting in a fucking café pontificating while sporting a stupid looking ned kelly beard.
>>698521802
Outside where?
Up for a threesome?
>>698521953
Grim
How the fuck do I find good quality bud in Point Cook? 3030
>>698521953
Top kek
>>698521956
>politics
what politics? we have that?
>>698521953
Kek
>>698521802
Mate this fucking cunt
Ausfag heaven
>>698521979
Someone is over Melbourne
>>698521979
get a car
go to outer north eastern suburbs where its white man town
avoid going anywhere near inner city
sort your life cunt
>>698521794
you fuck off lmao
>>698521865
nah brah
>>698521901
im not desperate and i'd never timestamp myself on this cesspit wow
>>698521939
cause you are one cunt
>>698521953
fuck off cunt ill drop ya
>>698521957
nah cunt get fucked yeah
>>698521991
cootamundra cunt
>>698522139
mate this fucking small dicked poof
>>698521979
Come over to Sunshine. Good food and no hipsters.
>>698522139
You all read this in one of your mate's voices.
>>698521991
They don't have to be up for it. It's better when they fight it. And cry a little
>>698522192
>cootamundra
What the fuck why would anyone live out there
Come to sydney and get fucked for cash you whores
>>698522193
>sunshine
ahahahahaha
might aswell visit st albans while your there
>>698522193
sunshine is fucking scary fuck that off
>>698522193
Hey we've got another sunshine fag in the house? Where'd you go to school?
>>698522192
and now we look like fucking drop kicks, thanks
>>698522301
Sunshine really isn't that bad
>>698522287
i'd never fuck a sydney wog
>>698522316
dog cunt
>>698518454
anyone in Brisbane able to help out with some pot? :P
I'll keep to Gippsland thanks fellas
>>698522192
Fuck m9 this cunts fucked
fuck why are all aussie threads cringeworthy full of dumb fucks, bunch of the dumbest cunts on the planet fair dinkum
>>698522298
St. Albans is alright. I go there for burek. I was screwing a Macedonian woman who lived there for a while.
>>698522193
Ardeer mate, back the fuck up.
>>698522436
On ya bike
>>698522308
Up in Queensland, man. I've only been here a few years
>>698522383
>wog
All the wogs are in the west, just avoid that
so how much do you whores charge?
4120. Got a ciggi cunts?
3131 here. Nunawading bitchez
>>698522436
Ends rant with fair dinkum. Hello fellow shellbyvillian
>>698522383
there 12, you only hear "dog cunt" from the lads or housos
>>698522431
go away
>>698522500
idk this one here charges 40 an hour legit cunt
come to coota with a wallet full
>>698522487
Ha. I've been meaning to get over there
>>698522440
you turk?
and yeah maco chicks are nuts
>>698522287
cootamundra... wasn't there a doco made there
Any recommendations for a decent night out in surfers paradise?
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Got beats and booze and a week off of work
>>698522654
Yes, avoid it.
>>698522654
go somewhere else
>>698522614
> bird on left is hot as fuck
oi girls add me on Kik ay
>>698522562
i hear dog cunt from everyone
>>698522614
nah mate come down to wodonga
>>698522640
Nah, I'm Anglo AF. You're right, she was hard work!
>>698522614
Rights mine calm your fuckhole cuntface
>>698519482
>4068
Ay lmao my nigga
>>698522614
Add me on kik ya sluts
Auzladdd
>>698522614
GTFO u pair of dumb bogan sluts. Go stick shit up each other's Cunt
>>698522614
Come to me ya slappa give you an extra fiddy
>>698522436
So i guess you dont have any albany nudes...
>>698522614
Im about an hour away would pay 5k for the night, if time stamp is posted
Anybody have her nudes? Gorgi from the project. She's hot as fuck.
Man this thread is Savage
>>698522626
Mate, lock your door
>>698522654
Don't go.... I live on the gc..... Fucked up here aye so bad
>>698520041
america sucks balls, enjoy your nigger filled country faggot
0875 reporting in. It's cold as fuck up here
>>698520666
2167 hear m8
>>698518663
Anything Pauline says needs a sauce, drongo.
>>698522729
fuck that mate
>>698522748
get fucked
>>698522768
now show your dick mate
>>698522772
SHOW YOUR DICK
>>698522777
SHOW ME
god sake getting sick of this you fucking moles
>>698522818
Shes got a head like a chewed minty mate
>>698520758
I grew up in Townsville. Got any nudes at all? Might know them haha
>>698522777
Trips don't lie. That extra fiddy is yours cunt!
>>698522777
tripps speak truth
>>698521979
you live in clayton not Melbourne....
>>698522614
I'd rape the one on the left. The other can make me a sandwich for one when I'm finished.
>>698522654
The beer garden is fun and cheapish. Chick I was with didn't have id at the time so we went in through the down stairs pokies area. Also the Timezone there is fun. And Jupiters is way better than the treasurey
>>698522817
show your cock cunt and if its good you can have a go with a slut here for free
>>698522859
What's the closest that's any good?
>>698522887
bitch on the left has a head like a dropped pie.
anyone in brisbane able to help out with some green?
>>698522887
>>698522995
shes from wagga leave her alone its not her fault
>>698522887
Not with your dads Dick slut
>>698522887
Looks like the mole on the left got stung by a bee. Weird looking cunt.
>>698522887
The sluts asked for dicks boys. Lets dick this place up
>>698522887
still no time stamp, ok gtfo
>>698522887
how old are you sluts
>>698519366
4074 reporting
>>698522888
kek'd and nice trips bruv
>>698523065
Poof
>>698522887
TITS OR GTFO U DUMB FUCKING SCRAGS
>>698523065
2/10, your feet look gross
>>698523050
rude
>>698523045
mole
>>698523107
none of your business cunt
>>698523118
Oi cunt
>>698522887
Why you want one so hard for?
Got me misses to take one for ya
>>698522614
>Santa Cruz shirt
Fucken look at this Avril Lavigne wanna be. Hurr durr fucken sk8r boi sloot
>>698523131
Show me your fuckmeat your dumb fucking wogs
>>698523065
stop masturbating with your right so much
it will fix your banana dick
and no fuck off
sluts can fuck themselves
>>698520518
3215 here.
Any nudes of girls we might know?
>>698523065
You pathetic little shit. GTFO
>>698523065
The fuck out of here, tits Dont let you automatically win on /b/ newfag
Some nice tits sent my way lately schoolies.
>>698523065
it was b8 faggot
>>698523161
you're disgusting mate 1/10
who puts faketan on their dick you feral
>>698523184
show me your life oh wait you dont have one mole
>>698522988
Beer garden. Melbas. Sin city and shooters my main hitups
>>698523161
dear good, how new are these fags?
>>698521693
Same, where abouts
>>698523252
>schoolies
Possible underage tits. Abandon thread.
>>698523319
Bushy beach mate
>>698523334
Fucking slow down mate. I'm gonna need to see some ID
>>698523313
>Anonymous
Too fucking new.
>>698523302
I do have a life you basic fucking moles. Keep talking to me like that and I'll be taking yours you fucking abos
>>698523157
>wants to see cocks
Yeah your age does kinda matter you slags
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the rest of 4chan has contempt for Aussies. Talking like a spastic, and ending every sentence in cunt does not make you an Aussie. I've been drinking VB at shitty pubs and listening to AC/DC on Triple M since most of you young tykes were in primary school, but I'm still a fucking eloquent cunt. Have some fucking decorum.
>>698523334
Are you retarded? Fucking seppo..
>>698523302
No fake tan buddy
kek
>>698523493
You fucking cunt
>>698523302
Can you stop calling us moles before i stick your fucking dog in a microwave.
>>698523313
3 years of the old 4 chin
>>698523493
Fuck up mate or I'll fuck you in the ass with a didgeridoo
>>698523493
What cunt
>>698523493
Tykes? Triple M?
Pedau detected...
>>698523451
tough cunt aye fuck off wogshit
go crank your pepper to anime trash
>>698523464
over 18 cunt
>>698523519
dont like you faggot
>>698523493
fuck off cunt you dont know shit about being an aussie go back to melbourne you faggot
This thread cunt
>straya
>>698523615
mole cunt fuck off before i drop ya faggot
>>698523493
>/Ausbies/
>>698523651
then you know tits or gtfo right? no tits have been posted
>>698523711
You don't like me?
Well get in line mate, no one likes me.
>>698523493
>Talking like a spastic
>>698523252
Girl next door type
>>698523711
>go crank your pepper to anime trash
Well that's me done for the night boys. I just got knocked the fuck out.
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just saw jason bourne.
3.5 / 10
better than suicide squad though.
>>698523751
BRING IT CUNT. ILL GET MY CUZ ON TO YOU YA DUMB DOG.
Australia: literally the only way that a desert full of aborigines could have been made worse
>>698523800
ahaha so sad fuck off mole
>>698523812
at least you know when youve been defeated cunt
take your ravaging with gusto
>>698523847
you cant even fathom how many abos are in my family cunt bring it on
>>698523711
ILL BITE YOU CUNT OFF AND FEED IT TOO MY BROTHER DAZZA YOU CUNT SLUTS
>>698523411
>>698523319
Whose nudes you got lads
>>698523793
Yeah..... Just keen to post my dick tbh just lot a shit load of weight and she grew so.... Wanted to show her off
>>698523711
>says the $40 hooker
I mean holy shit even the F.O.B. asians charge more than that
>>698523812
Fuck mate. If you ever need someone to talk to.
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>>698523831
>>698523831
why is every cunt over an hour drive away
not a single other person from northern suburbs
>>698523847
dear god.... so many lads, fucking hell we should kill you all 1st, the blacks can stay
>>698523793
Bout fucking time!
Anyone been to nimbin? How easy is it to score bud there
>>698523945
fuck off mole trying too hard so sad
>>698524004
not me cunt + shes a coota cunt lower than whores of sydney mate
>>698524048
unaustralian piece of garbage this is why i voted for pauline
Anyone got Western Sydney nudes?
>>698524140
thats near mount burrell isnt it cunt
>>698523933
I feel bad for those poor fuckers. But i love being australian.
I guess i have no choice but to fuck both delicious white girls and grimey black bitches.
>>698524191
Whos that whore
>>698524072
newfags these days, before they tried too follow the rules now.. its sad really
>>698523940
Moles are usually chicks from around here....... Can you please refrain from bieng a walking talking birth defects that grew up out of the trash can of the abortion clinic and maybe not call me a mole? Call me a dick head or a dog, you clearly know I'm a male
>>698524007
Savage asf
>>698524140
Easy as fuck, search it up on YouTube. It's exactly how people say it is. People walk up to you on the street and ask "hey do you have weed" and if you say no, they basically pull it out and sell it to you in the street. Ounce for $300 when I was there.
2234 on parade in the SHIRE motherfuckers
>>698524264
fuck off mate you expect me to read all that go off yaself mole
>>698524144
hahahahaha yer there new hahahahaha
>>698524344
You're late cunt
>>698524344
Terrific. Show us your peanut cock?
>>698524247
Hope Grima
>>698524307
Sweet thanks, headin up there soon
>>698524371
Are you unable to gather your thoughts for more then 2 seconds to read and comprehend such small dialect? I worry about the future
>>698524144
How does one find coota whores exactly?
Never been since it's out in fucking nowhere but if the cunts are cheap I might rent a few
>>698524467
Does she have kik
>>698524140
Dude go to nimbin. Its awesome
2650 wagga ausfag here . Anyone alive
>>698524507
It's great, if you're into shrooms I tried shrooms for the first time there, everyone is super friendly and stoned.
Never wanted to leave.
>>698524579
Went mad and they shot him
>>698518454
3150 reporting in
2749 bois
>>698524579
yeah but your 8 hours away mate
>>698524521
nerd cunt fuck off
>>698524532
you go to coota and you tug yourself off at parties
its like moths to a flame
>>698524507
Everyone there is asleep right now. Hope your gonna wait till morning
>>698524579
I'M FROM WAGGA MATE
18 skinny and beautiful
do you want to fuck me i am best twinkboy
We have the biggest thread on /b atm
>>698524715
Good ol' dry humour
Fuck China throwimh heat on our GOLD winning swimmer. Who the FUCK do those primative chinks think they are?
>>698524757
Fuck Ye boi
>>698524757
Straya Straya Straya
>>698524757
Winter
>>698524757
long live straya
>>698524757
we are the biggest on /b
>>698524820
CUNT CUNT CUNT
>>698524579
ill suck you off through a gloryhole and you can imagine im rhiannon podmore ;c
>>698524732
Rules are rules
>>698524757
But its 95% shitpost lol
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>698524757
*Biggest and shittest thread
>>698524697
I'm actually just a fucking dumb shit labourer aye...... It's called getting an education you 12 year old wastes of space..... Your dad should of shot you against the wall or on ya mums face
>>698523831
Did you see it in Melton for the 8.50?
I might have been in the same session lol.
>>698524914
That's what we do best though
Anybody here ever fuck a paki?
>>698524914
when dont you shitpost on /b?
>>698524914
every post on b is shit post
>>698524914
That's how we fucking roll cunt
>>698524579
please respond anon
im cute and idc if youre ugly
my ass is clean and shaved
>>698524914
Aussies are the best shit posters
went hiking with the gf yesterday
>>698524732
twinkboy hahahahahah what suburb? For lols
>>698524914
Doesn't matter cunt. Its what we fucking do mate
>>698525020
Moar
>>698525020
Disgusting pig. Should have kicked her in the cunt for being so fowl.
>>698525020
filthy cunt
>>698525020
Not ur gf
>>698525068
bourkelands mate
my boipucci is so tight
>>698525011
mate your a fucking top cunt
>>698525020
What a germ
>>698524997
Noted nearly trips
>>698525128
Aussies are the best all rounders
>>698525121
Soz man only into chicks
>>698525020
she can almost prolapse the whole way now, only 19 too
>>698525248
ILL DO IT THROUGH A GLORYHOLE IN JUBILEE PARK MATE
got feminine looking lips mate
>>698525248
mate that's no fuckin reason to say no
>>698525020
Chilly mrs yesterday.
>>698525295
Cunts fucked
Shit I miss most about Oz is the steak burgers, iced mochas and sun
>>698525248
just want you to know
a bunch of people on the internet are very dissapointed in you
the rest is up to you bro
>>698525248
+ im really good
can edge cunts for like fourty minutes straight mate best bj you will ever receive
u kno u want it anon
>>698524961
yeah.
theatre 3 /b/ro.
i was back row centre.
>>698525343
Topkek.
>>698525408
Hahahaha yeh nah. Its gay bro
>>698525451
kind of feel like this guys a big black guy with a knife
Im out. You Fucking gay cunts
>>698525490
never said it wasnt
just dissapointed
>>698525553
nah im a cute 18 year old with an adorable face you have no idea the aesthetics i posses
you can snapchat me
>>698525557
Shut up pussy
>>698525557
Poofter
anyone here go to the valley in brisbane?
>>698524344
>Illawong
>The Shire
Hahahahaha hahahaha yeah nah cunt
>>698525248
Mate it's not gay if you do it through a gloryhole and imagine it's a chick
You should try it just once
>>698519375
kippa ring naice boi im 4018
>>698525691
yes this is true listen to him anon
>>698525643
You probably know my sister
>>698525691
so much wasted potential on him, ay?
>>698525841
Indeed. Anon could get his cock sucked by a purported beautiful femboy with a lucious boipucci. Very disappointing
ANON FROM WAGGA, PLEASE ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
terreblanche1
>>698525691
I'm straight as fuck but I had a guy come blow me 3 weeks ago. It was a fucking shit blowjob but I just needed to get off.been getting poon ever since
>>698525787
Noice mate
>>698526105
whats your postcode
