You get invited to a pretty high profile party, where you meet the celebrity of your dreams. You two actually hit it off, and get them in bed.
Post a picture of your celebrity crush, and the last two digits you roll on your picture is how many minutes you last in bed. No rerolls!
>>698505600
Motherfucking kek!
>>698505600
You lasted less than one minute, congrats OP.
>01 get!
boy
Okay god, will i make Aubrey Plaza cum or will she just be disappointed?
>>698505729
To OP's credit, I won't last a minute with her either.
Here's hoping I do better with Lisa and Lena!
>>698505813
good luck
>Captcha: came
ayy boii
>>698505813
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
>>698505897
YEAH
>>698505813
Even when she is impressed, she doesn't sound impressed. It's just a Plaza thing.
Her hips dont lie
I hate these threads.
i don't think i'll last very long in this threesome.
>>698506010
i knew it.
Keeping on with my twins fix.
>>698506002
I can see why!!!
does she count as a celeb? She does now
Luna love me so good
rolling
Vampire suck my cock
>>698505600
>where you meet the celebrity of your dreams
>the celebrity of your dreams
wut
>>698506152
Who's that
Rolling for Haley Dunphy
>>698506280
It's queen nord
Lia.jpg celebritys are fagets.
>>698506270
What do you not understand?
>>698506319
I don't know who that is, but I think moar pics is required.
>you can call me queen, /b/
>>698506412
as you wish
>>698506500
Shakira <3
>>698506495
lol nice
>>698506576
See
>>698505949
My nigga
>>698506004
...too soon man
>>698506561
Was she someone that was posting n00ds directly to /b/? Got a mega for the set?
>>698506789
Well yeah 4 minutes is to soon
>>698506811
Yeah that's her, I don't have the mega but I have the imgur. http://imgur.com/a/sAV3i
I won't even touch her pussy or ass. I will fuck her face nonstop for XX minutes before shooting a MASSIVE load straight down her throat. She won't even have to swallow.
>>698506004
>>698506789
fucking kek
>>698507022
nice, thx for the share. She looks like such a fun girl.
>>698507459
>She looks like such a fun girl.
Exactly what I thought.
rolling
We'd make sweet, sweet love for __ minutes
Roll
>>698505600
>00
>>698505600
Lets see
>>698505600
Lots of wrestling fans in this one.
>>698507022
Imgur zip link: http://s.imgur.com/a/sAV3i/zip
>>698505600
All night.
>>698505600
OP lasts 00 minutes.
>>698509250
Basically pants come off and he's already cumming.
>>698509149
Thanks, needed that
Rolly
>>698510005
ok i guess
>>698505600
ezpz
plz.
Nut in 7 seconds
>>698507686
Ayyy mein nigga
>>698505729
Sauce?
>>698506102
>>698506002
Kekekekek
>>698511107
What sort of sorcery is this?!
>>698506004
Too soon anon
>>698505600
Don't even care much about how long I last in this scenario, just being able to say I fucked her would be enough to brag about.
>>698511107
you got that right
>>698511385
I knew I'd get 07
Check em
99 get
>>698511544
chekked
Rollla!
>>698505600
>>698506004
too soon faggot
>>698511607
Probably 5 minutes longer than I thought
>>698511677
I like this better
>>698506237
>Vampire suck my cock
you sure you want that? good taste though, anon. rolling for same
Roll
>>698511826
About right
>>698505600
More than 15-20 minutes is a waste to be honest
Pixie Lott
>>698511619
She's pretty cool.
But I thought the last video was weak. 3D character animation really does cost a lot of money and it's a legitimate business decision to not add a female Mario if it would have minimal impact on sales. But is it a self-fulfilling prophecy that not many grills play that kind of game?
Still, on point most of the time.
>>698512030
what are you fucking gay?
>>698512030
Go to fucking tumblr you pansexual SJW fagnugget
Trips we grow old together
>>698511923
I'll fuck her gf
Rollin'
>>698512085
I am queer.
>>698512167
I actually have a tumblr tab open right now. You should visit the site sometime if you have any niche fetishes.
>>698512486
>86
>wow
Knock-knock, here comes my cock.
>>698505839
13 year old girls
>>698505729
Future Network Executives. THIS is how you cast a show properly.
>>698512940
also posted here are animated characters, and fucking Hitler. Internet-famous twins are the least of the problems in this thread.
>>698511619
19 minutes of hatefucking
>>698512399
this has to be bait
please let this be bait
>>698514242
You can do a lot to her in 42 mins
>>698514172
tumblr is just another imageboard. Since there's no front page or coherent comment system, it has less of a homogeneous culture than 4chan. It's pretty much 4chan but with tags instead of strictly defined boards, and only OPs with no replies.
>>698511107
Hottest women alive!
God. Pleaze
>>698506495
>>698505729
s a u c e
a
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Shit got wierd.
Rollin'
>>698515528
Stupid fucking thumbnail saving retard
>>698511923
roll for her
>>698506237
Hell yeah
Rollin'
>>698505600
rollerino
>>698517007
fuck my life.
Technically she's a celebrity. Would like to know how it is to have a casual fuck with her, without all the over the top screaming and fake moans.
>>698517248
I guess we would just fuck a couple of times then, there's no way I could fuck her 48 minutes without cumming.
I would do whatever it takes to please him
Average plz?
>>698517454
ALMOST AN HOUR, PRAISE BE UPON HIM
please lord Kek I want to be THE Fuck of her life
>>698517798
>98
keep hydrated.
r
>be me 5 years ago
>be 16
>watched icarly
>had massive crush on the blonde chick
>if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>698505600
i dont have a celebrity of my dreams
i dont have a crush or any of that pussy shit
what now? i still wanna play, plz help me
Kek
>>698517798
Please god.
Even 99 is less then I'd want with sweet sweet K Stew
>>698518439
yup
>>698517798
Is that Louis Tomlinson?
>>698518576
Camren Bicondova. Russian gymnast, plays young Catwoman on Gotham TV show.
>>698505600
Ayy
>>698518717
pfft, she's american
>>698518458
imma roll that too anon
>>698505600
No one likes Margot?
>>698518776
Ah. Who cares.
>>698518951
Everyone likes Margot.
[spoiler]As a friend.[/spoiler]
>crush
Grow up, little boy.
>>698505600
we'll see how accurate this scientific study is....
rolling
>>698519076
i feel like this is vastly overestimating my ability to not heroically cum 2 seconds in.
Ok, les see
>>698519202
atta boy, champ.
Roooooooooollllllllllllllllllin
Don't care how long I last.
I will make Emma cum
>>698519605
I doubt that
Does she count as a celeb?
>>698518117
Doubt it. She died in her sleep 19 years ago.
>>698520177
I saw her at my work a few months back. She's even prettier in person.
>>698505600
Please, 99 get! I need this in my life!
Rule should be set next time for anyone over 60 minutes gets raped by Brock Lesnar.
Roll for at least 20
:)
diamonds
>>698507630
you better work wonders in that half hour m8
>>698520969
HUGE tits
>>698516230
dis nigga
>>698505729
need sauce on this anon
I choose whoever the bitch in OPs pic, love those legs
>>698505600
>pretty high profile party
so high profile much wow
i'm not going near people with that much money
i couldn't contain my jealousy and would start killing people
no roll
Whoever this girl is, she's my celebrity.
A happy smiling blowjob is all I really want.
so many girls I've known make me think
they're doing me a huge favor.
All I want is for her to want it.
roll
>>698523460
nigger lover
>>698523460
<3 Chloe
>>698523518
Yeah
>>698523504
why
>>698523635
Enjoy that hour bro
>>698523714
I wish haha
>>698524013
What would you do 1st?
>>698524086
Missionary. I don't need anything extravagant. Just the normal stuff like missionary, doggy, blowjob, riding, whatever.
Dubs gets ass to mouth
>>698524295
Chloe blowjob is hhnnggg
>>698524433
Fuck yeah it is, nice dubs
>>698524569
Aaaand cum in her mouth
Kaley Cuoco
>>698505600
>>698524628
I seriously wish dude. I don't normally really like a random person but holy fucking shit.
Rolling for my right hand
We all know im going to disappoint her
>>698524930
Asking a bit much outta me. Reroll
>>698524993
Wrong direction, ese.
>>698524988
88 minutes oh boi
>>698525029
I asked for it.
Rolleriono
>>698507353
Who's that?
>>698524907
Yeah anon?
pls
>>698525112
...we're experienced enough together...i can handle that...didn't yesterday but i try
>>698525462
Nice
>>698525561
Nooo
>>698525511
Ethan, is that you?
99 get
Roll for this
>>698525491
Yeah
>>698525879
Fuck her throat man
Aimee Mann. She's in menopause so probably horny as hell.
>>698525781
9x9, eh?
>>698518117
how about go fuck yourself
>>698525928
Thought about that too lol
>>698526071
Imagine the feelin
>>698526169
i am imagining
That >>698520262 is before you >>698518117 we're born, kiddo.
>>698526306
What is it likr?
>>698526351
Likroo
>>698526351
It's pretty good. You should try it.
>>698506157
You love Luna long time
Anita lets fug long time
If under 10 minutes assume only anal.
>>698526564
Pass her mouth around
Tosti es gordo
here i go
>>698526691
I knew she'd be good choice.
>>698526939
40 minutes of ass pounding from spooky man himself
>>698526781
Here, take it
Oh yeah
>>698527179
I like you
>>698526701
>1 Minute
Damn, why? Her pussy is so damn fine i'd spend the first 30 seconds licking the hell out of it and nutting the rest deep inside her.
>>698527253
Why?
>>698527293
Lewd and generous anon.
>>698527196
MOAR
>>698527401
I see. You know I have never had a fucking "conversation" on 4chan period. Especially discussing what the fuck we'd do to some pretty girl that doesn't even know we exist.
>>698527267
I really like anal.
You're right about eating that pussy though but my 1 min score would be accurate, 45 seconds wrestling it in then spouge balls deep on the first thrust.
My GF & myself have been MILF, DILF role playing. I've been using Jane Seymore or Demi Moore
>>698527544
It's fun anon.
>>698527654
Yeah. There's nothing else to do.
>>698527617
Where'd you get your strap on?
Roll
>>698527834
Maybe we'll do it again sometime anon.
>>698527927
Sounds good
>>698518117
...
>>698527570
well, i've made my decission
who got Sophia Carson in a bathing suit in her new disney movie?
rolling for this hunk
>>698505600
Kek less than a minute op
Rolling for more than 20
Anal :D
Roll
>>698528192
Who?
>>698527847
She likes me to play Patrick Dempsey, Paul Rudd, & Jhon Stewart. Sometimes Jeff Goldblum
>>698528192
Yeah, that was pretty cool
>>698528419
...she's weird
![katheryn-winnick-marool-bones-b99a4edbc58892b85448a23a1a36de70-large-1618244[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cqw6nLW.jpg "katheryn-winnick-marool-bones-b99a4edbc58892b85448a23a1a36de70-large-1618244[1].jpg")
>>698528504
She like presence over looks. I'm no exception. I'm like a 6/10. Possibly 7 because I last longer than most & she love how much I jizz
>>698518117
Cunt
>>698512940
Yeah, you got a problem?
>>698519605
Not as sexy as the Harry Potter fanboys think. She is a legit 3rd wave feminist. Bitch is a 8/10 looks & the bitch factor knocks her down 2 tiers to a 6/10
>>698520177
Legit Canadian beauty
>>698527927
>>698528030
get a fucking room
>>698529375
I couldn't even count the amount of times I jerked to her in my youth
>>698529438
On top of that she is nice witty person
>>698529542
She's pretty awesome
who got Sophia Carson in a bathing suit in her new disney movie?
>image limit reached
No I'll never how long I'll last with Michelle Trachtenberg.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>698505718
18 mins with Bailey, i command you.
>>698529320
What does this 3rd rock from the Sun mean?
>>698506004
>Too soon
People will never learn
>>698506004
Dude, too soon.
>>698506439
I can't wait for this useless ass bitch to fall apart so the world will stop idolizing her.
>>698506495
Kek
>>698529883
New thread and I'll post what I've found
>>698529320
Truth. She was also much hotter when she was under 15.
>>698530377
You posting a new thread?
>>698529974
Lord farquads legit funny comedy
Also starring inception guy
Perpetually stoned wierd scientist from clocks toppers
The fat guy from jurassic park
And some he man looking bitch
>>698529999
Quads call the too soon joke fffffkkkk
Rolling
>>698530747
Clock stoppers....but he almost stopped Dexter
>>698530711
Too lazy i am
