NZ / New Zealand Thread
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NZ / New Zealand Thread
Waddup dawg woof woof
Dunners reporting, ready for another freezing night and icy morning!
would kill for some maccas right now but i cant afford it until payday
MMMMMMMATE
WHY
>>698500910
Sup cunt nuggets.
>>698502016
this is oddly interesting
>>698502016
And the award for post number of the year goes to you.
Why the hell is it soo cold in Wellington at the moment, do you share my pain b/ros?
nelson reporting in
Gore reporting
>>698502482
You must type real good with all those extra fingers
America reporting.
Someone order a liberation?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>698502661
Yes, with extra cheese
Why are IDs even gone? You fucking slack cunts.
Why are IDs even gone?
Hype for this game. Who else gonna play?
Hook me up with pain killers in chch cunt
>>698502265
i will literally cuck you
>>698503441
Pokemon Go is looking good
>>698503816
kek
So who is heavy on the piss because they're an alcoholic.
Oh, right. This is New Zealand, so all of you.
Someone post some Kik sluts. I'm bored.
flying to queenstown to snowboard tomorrow, what should i expect?
>>698504294
snow
>>698504226
Getting OTP on a Monday evening?
Yes, all of us.
>>698504226
>tfw sober
>>698504371
>>698504377
Oh so it's just me. How sad.
>>698504342
is the night life good? any decent clubs or bars?
>>698504233
stop posting this porker you cancerous nudesfag
>>698504342
Underrated post
>>698504226
overrated post
>>698504597
Thanks man, appreciate it.
>>698504486
I can't say i've been there recently, but you MUST go to Fergburger whilst you're there.
I haven't been to Qtown on the piss or anything for years, so i have no idea whats the go there now.
>>698504546
>>698504597
Overposted rates
>>698504545
>>698504691
shit i have the vid i think, are they nz girls?
>>698502575
who dis
>>698504825
Ay, Marlborough
>>698504888
dubs checkd
devonport what up
Watching the edge tv because there's nothing on TV right now..
Six60 - White Lines came on, does anyone know anyone in the video? i think i know like 2 people who i went to high school with but i can't be sure as i no longer stay in contact with them
I see quite a few celebs in there, Kimberly Crossman, Jono and Ben and probably more.
>>698502265
Not that cold mate. Harden up.
>>698505091
Where da Kimberly Crossman nudes at
>>698505091
oh and the chick who played Ula on Shortland Street, forgot her real name.
>>698505142
Honestly, after watching her on Shortland Street its always made me wonder this
My boyfriend is from New Zealand, how can I give him the authentic New Zealand experience?
>>698505254
make him feel like a cuck
>>698505342
We go to bath houses all the time, he likes to watch me get fucked.
>>698505254
Find the cheapest shittest beer you can get him fucked up off that then when he wakes up in the morning give him Gatorade, pie and a smoke.
>>698505254
Make him smoke meth and ask for change at the bus stop. Smoking synthetics and picking ciggies up off the street is also a bonus.
Extra points if he yells "RB!" and wears a metal mulisha hoodie.
>>698505254
get real drunk and get raped by a maori guy
>>698505254
Don't get involved in anything ever
>>698505254
Wear a sheep onesie
>>698505254
take him:
• Out to a pub or resturant for dinner/tea.
• Skiing/snowboarding because that's in season right now.
• To an All Blacks game or something along those lines
>>698505440
he's a true kiwi then
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
Any others move to Australia?
I miss NZ and didn't have a choice in moving. Now too poor to come home.
>>698505457
Any brand in particular?
>>698505482
What does RB mean?
>>698505494
He is Maori
>>698505732
Right back
>>698505769
Have him rape you, no lube
Then drink.
>>698505254
Let him fuck your ass it will remind him of sheep
>>698505694
Lion Red, Waikato Draught to name a few.
no im not the person who suggested it btw.
>>698505732
Idk summin to do with cars.
>>698505254
Pic related
>>698504294
everything is expensive
>>698505342
underrated poast
>>698506055
nice dubs.
isnt this pic old as shit? like 2 years old? i swear ive seen it around for a while.
>>698506143
dunno bro ask your sister when she took it
Fuck off ya sheep shaggin shit cunts
>>698506247
Fuck off, Bruce
>>698501360
I would have bought you Maccas at the General Meet up
>>698506207
i know for a fact this isn't my sister, because then you'd get banned for posting CP.
>>698506308
fuck i need to make it to one of these meetups, been meaning to for a while just to meet some /b/ members in dunedin.
>>698506143
It was in the mega folder that was around for awhile
Only 2 of them though
>>698506156
RFB
>>698506382
yeah i thought i'd seen it around for a while.
what ever happened to that mega? id be keen to start one up again since you can easily make an account and get 50gigs space on it free.
>>698506392
chur
>>698506454
I think it got loaded up with underage girls and taken down
>time in current session: 5 hours
gee thanks Steam for reminding me I have nothing to do with my life
>>698506103
>>698506555
nice trips.
that sounds about right to be honest, there are a lot of underage slutty girls in NZ
shout out to dunners and guest we got a sick hip hop group called sick hip hop group with dunners and guest, FUCKIN LIT CUNT
>>698506691
Fucking Google it, cunts! WE'RE LIT ASF, FAM
>>698506647
Welp. Send them this way then... I need my cock suckled
>>698506555
Checked
>>698506818
CHECK OUT OUR DEBUT SINGLE "BEING GUESTS IN A ROOM" FUCKIN LIT ON FLEEK FAM LMAO SAVAGE AF.
but for real yal aint even woke lmao
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Beervana coming up and I'm working again. Any Wellyfags going?
>>698506832
yeah no im not getting b8 for that shit again
>>698506738
lost
>>698507017
Not pics dumbass... I want some stupid bitch to blow a load on.
>>698507152
Find one then, leave our children alone you pedophile. Pedophiles should be shot or hung from the neck until dead.
>>698507552
16 is legal bro, just not for pics
>>698506555
>>698504888
Nice trubs
(triple dubs)
>>698507613
Oh yeah true, why do I keep forgetting that. I spend too much time on the fuckin internet listening to Americans talk about their laws.
>>698505593
faggot
>>698506879
No it's a fuckin rip off
>>698508359
well, its an idea, that's all.
i'd appreciate any one of those if i was in a relationship with someone who didnt live in NZ and came over to visit.
Had goat curry for lunch, they left the bones in for some reason, it was ok.
>>698504825
where is the link?
Watched this movie where Colin Farrell fucks Pocahontas, then she marries Batman. Batman's a cuck now, can never watch The Dark Knight again.
Who can shitpost harder, NZ or Australia?
>>698509860
Aussies, it's their national sport
Alister Kyle browsing 4chan I see in buy/sell computers
>>698509996
haha i seen that too, pretty sure he does browse /b/, he was here like 2 nights ago or something
can anyone email nudes? north island? hawkes bay?
>>698502698
is that peevers?
>>698509996
>>698510177
>Alister Kyle
>Glenfield Optometrist, Alastair Kyle, has been providing quality optical care in Auckland for over 25 years.
Who?
>>698510177
checked. Dunedin is too small town. Everyone will know each other. Let's meet up at Maccas
>>698510416
fb /Alister.Logan.Kyle
>>698509860
Aussies shit-post better, we shit-talk harder. Even if we share a flag, we don't share the same culture.
>>698510499
>/Alister.Logan.Kyle
Still who?
>>698510192
Napier muhfucker
>>698510422
checked m8
meetup needs to happen i must attend the next one. need to make sure i have money though lol
>>698509996
Someone reported it, rip
>>698510661
whats your email? i need
>>698510593
you can't undox yourself Alister.
>>698510748
>dox
You found a Facebook account. Do better, cuck
Staying in Blenheim. The weed is pretty shitty yet fairly plentiful
>>698510671
I'll buy you some nuggies bro.
>>698510821
i know his address... not willing to post because mods will ban me though.
>>698510740
No nudes bro just hollering my man
>>698510858
sounds great, however i hate having people buy me shit lmao.
we should arrange one at maccas, but which one? sth or nth dunedin?
>>698510748
I literally have no idea who he is or what relevance he has to anything.
>>698510869
>implying a 4chan ban means anything
>>698510821
I know where you live as well, Alister.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>698510943
It's always south D. I am in Auckland though so I won't be coming. I'm sure someone will buy you some nuggies though.
>>698510936
oh, you live in Marewa? get me out of this shithole.
>>698510943
South D always
kiwis are the worst
>>698511014
haha nah it's all good, it's the thought that counts.
>>698511016
fuck yeah that suits me good. i'll have to keep on coming back to the nz threads to find out when the next meetup is. im gonna fucking lol if i see someone i know there.
>>698511119
Shit always gets planned on the tinychat so go there once in a while.
TFW I used to be a shitposting God in nz threads and everyone knows me
Contributing to the cause
>>698511408
sup idbro
>>698511355
not a huge fan of the tinychat website as a whole, but i guess ill have to join at some stage.
>this captcha makes me even more hungry than i am
>>698505639
fuck off cancer
I'm tempted to start doing a mural on the Victoria University bathroom wall that everyone shitposts on.
Except I don't have paint.
>>698511408
It's not him
Don't even pretend to be idbro
Bitch will never be idbro
Remember to ignore all fake idbros
Only one true idbro and he is dead from cancer
>>698511408
>Implying youre IDbro
>>698511408
Free (you)'s
>>698511587
>cancer
I heard he was imprisoned
Alexandra, South island reporting in
>>698505482
You must be one of my friends. West aux?
>>698504691
vid pls anon xx
>>698511587
what's idbro?
>>698511513
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>698504825
>>698504691
yo sauce?
>>698511848
what's google?
>>698511749
How's the scorching high temps of zero?
>>698511749
My dad lives there.
>>698511749
holy shit someone from alexandra is in a thread.
hows the shithole and all the 14 year old girls drama going? ex DHS student here, now at Otago Polytech.
>>698511909
>implying i know how to google
>>698511848
fuck off newfag cancer
>>698511418
Big tit skinny body, moar
>>698512008
>implying
lurk moar faggot.
>>698511749
do you know Alesha?
>>698511984
Moist?
>>698511984
Fark man, the scorching temps are horrific, and all the whores at dhs? They're all finally sick thank god, less bitching
>>698512008
fuck up cunt. remove your obsese ass out of your mother's basement and get a life
>>698512078
Alesha Biemont? Or whatever the fuck her name is
>>698512078
who doesn't lets be honest
>>698512118
haha fucking good cunt
>>698512069
>>698512119
kek. you didn't need to reply twice
>>698512191
Hahaha fuck yeah, another one for the foldrr, did you see the vid she put up?
>>698512191
that is her
>does anyone know Alesha?
common girl's name
chances are high
>>698512191
jesus, what's her snap?
>>698502136
underrated
>>698512327
which one? was it during a birthday or another time cause im pretty sure i have most of them
>>698512374
yep
>>698512427
no idea sorry was posted on her FB
who are more cancerous?
1) Nudesfags
2) IDbro fanfags
>>698512454
got kik?
>>698512591
nope
>>698512454
It was like a video of her in the shower and shit, full nudes though some quality stuff
Captcha is on point tonight.
>>698512205
not the dude who posted proof but you just got fucking owned you faggot, so take your shitty deductive skills and shove them up your ass
>>698512521
people who try to find the most cancerous fags.
>>698512644
i dont know if i seen it, got any caps of it?
>>698512521
These kind of fags are the most cancerous.
>>698512008
>>698512118
>>698512750
>>698512521
IDbro was literally the most cancerous of all NZ posters. his own cancer was what killed him. these threads are far better since he died. so needless to say the answer is 2
>>698512842
I think my mates got a few, hold up ill get him on. Max
>>698512521
You
>>698512918
Why are you still posting? You clearly have nothing of value to say.
>>698512944
legend.
>>698512060
Last one i got unfortunately
>>698513018
>cropped too soon
>>698512585
>9 minutes to reply
Also your paint skills suck
We gonna get three hundy, I can feel it.
>>698512991
You have no clue who I am or what I have posted. I am not any of them or any of the people who were replied to in those.
>>698513095
yeah a bit unfortunate with the cropping on that one
here's another one of alesha.
sorry for low quality xd
threds ded. nite cucks
>>698513255
see my post above kek
>>698513196
why the fuck are these so small? I'm talking about the picture and not her rack
>>698512521
It's always just the one guy (you) that hates on IDbro
Just ignore him
>>698513330
Cropped
>>698512521
just ignore the posts. you can hide all nudesfag posts i've been doing it for months
>>698513330
because it's a screenshot of the .mp4 that facebook uses to show in browser, i just download that .mp4 file and go through it frame by frame in VLC picking out screenshots of what i want.
>>698513094
name?
>>698513405
>just the one guy that hates on IDbro
literally everyone except you doesn't like him
>>698513548
Chy someone
>>698513450
vola the mp4
>>698504226
Monday NZ Sober plz what is this a country not full of alcoholics what are we Russia or something?
Be real guys.
>>698513610
Love me some chy
>>698513658
her head looks like it was meant for a different body
>>698500910
Hey faggots, I was just looking for a thread to shit up with blogposting
29/7/2769 Frigg’s day. woke alittl early & showered & got my phone, julian canceled work & I still feel shit. the schizotypal thought disjunction is noticeable in my writing. They went out so I went up, they went pokemon hunting on mount eden, I messengered jade and decided to talk about my being an good roommate w/ julian & amie, messaged them & got no constructive criticism, made myself warm leftovers from stew w/ kosh & jade & th mushroom mince from like 14 days ago w/ bread I shared w/ mr buttersworth, wiped stuff & put thngs in th washing but fell asleep on th couch briefly before they got home, we sat briefly and talked about th text I sent, I just feel shitty so I expect tonot have to get close to these extras.
185o we left, I’m still too quiet & tense w/ them, they went shopping & bought me replacement toilet paper but no vege for mr buttersworth, mat was centre of 2 games when I got in again, aaron’s friend left before richard arrived, richard & kerrie were strained as usual, jade got there late & we talked abit but th games are always an unnecessary distraction but he’s there to game w/ richard & mat too not just feel shitty w/ me, I asked for netflix recommendations & joked about nymphomaniac but richard & kerrie said 7 deadly sins & mat said evangelion so I talked for abit about who everyone in our group would b,
23o4 kicked from th store, 2314 in wendy’s drive throu but mat is ill & jade had to get up early to taxi everyone so we pulled out & dropped me off 2317.
“That she had so completely recovered her sanity was a source of sadness to her. One should never be cured of one's passion.”
Marguerite Duras - The Ravishing of Lol Stein
>>698513658
Name?
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>698513658
>>698513781
3o/7/2769 Saturn’s day. Work went badly, he asked to work on a staurnday that he wasn’t expected to so they gave him 2+? in hobsonville & saint helliers residentials & 6 in waimauku/murawai, so we did th hobsonville one first & I fucked up starting & th take 5 again, but he decided against th Zsomethng petrol code when we left, & then there were problems w/ both of us accessing his work site so we didn’t use my phone, we did one internalwiring fault un th house of a guy who worked at a machinist we wrked on where julian was shocked repeatedly and he recognised me & mentioned it julian, I was increasingly embarrassed by how badly I’m helping & th awkward silences are overwhelming, felt like crying because I’m an attention whore shit. Finished 3 jobs and stopped to talk to th indian who trained julian at th exchange & I spaghetti and told them I was his roommate & that I wasn’t trained, julian was mad about th quality & distance of th jobs & mainly not me but th whole excersize of him working is just an ordeal nw.
letter ideas: I miss you, Mr Brightside, You don’t know me, FOB alittl less 16 candles alittl more touch me, diary of jane, again I go unnoticed dashboard confessional?, Broken, I hate every thing about me, I wanna b yours, green day th judge’s daughter,
Miranda wat r u waiting for, all time low daydream away, only on my own, arctic monkeys
>>698513590
Incorrect. I liked idbro.
>>698513833
31/7/2769 Sun day. Amie & Julan going out so I’m watching buttersworth. I stayed up late & woke later so got up when they went out to countdown instead of going to th farm because they’re fighting all th time, so I went up and mr buttersworth still won’t eat grass so I gave him brocili some white bread & a slice of appl, I had apple & julian’s left over tomato poppa jacks from th day julian packed us a lunch for lunch, I was throwing out th bag when they drove up, amie came in so I left th door for julian but they had thought in th car so he came in while I was muttering to myself, he crashed upstairs while amie asked me to hang out in th lounge, we watched th last couple episodes of archer, amie made herself croissants & I declined but she said she was making 3 and I should have one so she only has 2 chocolate croissant, I should complin about their diet, julian joined us for th last episode of season 5, made amie & him pies & potato chips, when they went up I finished th sauce he wasted w/ a slice of bread, and then when they had been quiet for a while I went back up & made beef noodles, I mustn’t eat just to pass th time. Amie said jade was coming to play magic @16 today before they went up around 124o. nope, around 18 they were down in earshot yelling, “pay attention to my feelings, I am I’m just shity when I don’t smoke, we have no money for smokes, I’m sick of yr shitty food”. I asked on fb if I should do th laundry but she did it. I’m useless here.
Abstained from dinner pies & amie said we are starting another diet tomorrow.
Jade turned up as I was laying in bed in th dark so I changed into th fluoro shirt & went up to play my crappy elementals deck again, I tried weakly to get them to watch tv w/ amie instead of magic & I commented on th hitler shit amie was watching & how it will relate to th nex american president,
>>698513900
2125 jade left but he & jules went out to speak w/o me, so I went to check but amie assured me that jade came over because they had to talk not sure if it was jade or if julian wanted to clear th air because he gets jealous & aie told jade when she went over there alone that julian thought somethng was going on & that it wasn’t about me because ofcourse it wasn’t; I’m a badly behaving pet not a person julian has to deal w/. julian caught a grimer as his cover story for why it took so long & told me to catch it so he could talk to amie, I stayed out for a minute to let them talk & felt shitty, came back up to watch more borat, julian left after th bros scene, amie & I talked about C3 in th church scene, 2225 amie went to bed so I fed mr buttersworth not nearly enough, his diet is primarily those pellets,
>>698513852
hi idbro
>>698513590
Fucking kek. I actually feel sorry for you, cuck.
>>698513617
I dont think i have it anymore, i run out of HDD space too fast.
>>698513959
1/8/2769 Moon day. Got high w/ jade but it just makes me more quiet.
3/8/2769 Woden’s night. Midnight screening of Suicide squad @Lynnmall, kosh didn’t invite me. Moon day afternoon jade invited everyone, I paid for jules & amie,
ok, woke for work, 5 jobs out in kumeu which was a bit of work for $42o, split several pairs & then one rewire back to th exchange, left kumeu like 1415, home like 145o and julian showered before they pushed us another 2 residentials nearer, th first was an freq dis but th person had fixed th plug in connection themselves & then a noisy line easily fixed 2o minutes for $16o, back to worry about Suicide squad tonight, need to get buttersworth free vegetables, like 174o amie went up julian before 18, in bed just being blank, not properly worrying or being sad, want to fight jade but my explaination is muddled, everythng that was in my head is gone. I’m so dull & hollow.
>>698513992
hi idbro
>>698505668
you moved from NZ and NOW you're poor?! get maths poorfag
>>698513994
get kik. I can send you some more
This
>>698514036
Left here @21 after amie plucked julian & my brows, at one point julian threatened to use amie’s fear of handicaps against her & she took th time to explain her nightmare rape fantasy & I chose not to mention kosh, hardly said a word on th way to denny’s for 213o dinner again was just texting where are u to jade, everythng takes me so long nw, gave bad directions trying to park on th roof, went in to find jade kosh & mat up back waiting to order, sat and talked for a while as we were planning to wait for robyn & james or somethng, julian apparently knew they were together mentioned on th way back, kosh was wearing lace kat ears from k road/mart & mat was ripping on her a bit for being a pro yin yang choker black tank black & white letterman those black ripped knee corduroy jean & 3 inch? black suade heels & her hair reblonded up in pigtails like every girl there but amie & robyn, I wore cosplay inmate shirt party shirt over then nike jacket & tailored jeans w/ dirt on pants & shoes, waiting was mainly mat ripping on kosh & kosh trying to figure jade’s phone password which was caitlin, I sat across from mat amie across from kosh & they fought about kosh’s bread & butter pudding & not liking Jared Leto jules & jade at th end & eventually robin next to mat james on th corner pinning mat when he wanted to go to th bathroom,
>>698513590
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470
>>698514082
Just dump them fag
>>698514082
let me sign up real quick, why kik? cant use email?
>>698514124
I asked kosh if we were drinking and she said she might as jade told her to pack snacks for everyone including 5 Vs so I got a $8 monster vodka $3.5 coffee $7 second tiny vodka as robin & james were ordering I was going to pay for julian’s wedges & beer & amie’s chili fries & 2 oreo shakes which she had to tell kosh to eat more but julian paid when they left before everyone & I also paid for mat’s $7 oreo shake, mat told me about his last d&d session again & then about getting carded while buying liquor for a birthday present & how th cashier laughed and said he looked old so he was quite hurt by that & I agreed that we should have had our portraits done before nw, we talked alittl about sean & Kayla/Callum using needl drugs after I asked about mat’s bloodwork yesterday no results today so kosh is going to check when she is on lat shift o8oo parking o9oo start instead of normal o73o start, I really should have gone in to her work as a patient when I live right around th corner for 3 years. th double date talked about sex again because mat mentioned when he saw kosh rubbing jade, I don’t ever hurt when kosh is talking about it nw I’m so sick & numb it hurts that it doesn’t hurt. Around then jade & jules went for a smoke so we joked they were fucking & as we were still talking about everyone seeing jade’s dick kosh asked if I had seen julians because I messaged saying amie is a screamer so she assumed I had seen or somethng I was asking amie if jules was a bottom when they got back, amie mentioned she was still high & then her & julian walked off so we joked about her & I said she was less fun than Gamzee, soon after kosh & jade went for a smoke & I didn’t even bother talking to amie or jules, we returned to a segment on jade recently calling kosh a truck because of somethng she said hitting him but she joked she was heavy & him saying wanting to pick her up was impossible because she doesn’t like to b picked up &joking she was heavy,
>>698513833
Looks like youre having a manic episode tbh seek help
>>698514158
after robin and amie finished it was near 23 so when they talked about getting up for a smoke we all got up & I stayed to pay last w/ kosh & we joked about leaving w/o mat, I can’t thnk quickly or deeply enough to even make basic conversation,
so we walked to th theatre robin & james moved their car, jules & amie ahead & I tried to to hang to close to kosh I can hardly talk to mat anymore so it’s always just hanging back & nodding like a retard. Kosh’s crazy heels were killing her so she asked jade to carry her but he ignored her to look at pokemon go, it was just like Prom night w/ Jen & me not swapping shoes & carrying her because I’m so weak, jade then heard kosh ask about th keys & she called him n ignoring her ask to be carried, I’m such a lap dog, we get there & we had forgotten th snacks so jules & amie went up to th theatre then back to us mat & jade went for th snacks & kosh & I sat and talked about her outfit & then amie pushed about them dating again so kosh brought up th traffic light party & we had to explain it to amie who was still baked, I wish I had tried harder in school at being emo & having fun. We went up & I saw luke thompson walk past to th bathrooms I said to kosh & she was like “yeah we saw him oh that was w/ jade, yeah when we stepped out for a smoke he walked past us” & I realised th last thng I saw from them was like yesterday Krist was psyked for chch w/ a reposted pic of lawrence & he, ma & I started planning who each of us would b & then ppl started going into th theatre so we did but I saw Kris so I had to stop & talk to them they still hadn’t bought their tickets & kris’s face has changed quite abit, so kosh & I talked to them for like a minute & everyone else disappeared then jade went out for some reason & ran back as th ads ended & told kosh joshohua was here w/ a grill & mat & I joked w/ her she should emotionally destroy him as she said seeing her w/ jade would,
anyone know a joy g from newtown, welly?
>>698514145
IDbro using a proxy to vote for himself. fucking sad
>>698514165
what parts imply that?
just th rapid fire posting?
>>698514305
kosh reminded mat that he had met hohua at one of th church carnivals th day jade & mat saw kosh there then took her to buy menthols & jade went to his dealer for her, kosh broke up w/ hohua after th car breakdown that got them back together so still a serial overlapper, mat & I tried to critique th film but I just felt aweful
sitting seat L28 behind jade next to mat behind kosh james robin amie julian jade kosh me mat th row behind an empty next to me then a fat guy who fell asleep & snored, killer croc katana enchantress diablo deadshot harley boomerang Joker,
th music was all over th place & films are trying multiple fake outs to subvert good storytelling meter, I felt hollow & beyond fixing watching th whole thng particularly Harley Joker scenes & anytime kosh & jade spoke, Enchantress’ brother Brimstone? Aesthetic was great & diablo’s transformation into a third Aztecish God was unexpected, but alot too much was leaked in trailers I guess because of egoes like mine liking spoilers, mat & I were underwhelmed by Leto but kosh was fan girling, jade was noncommittal but liked that deadshot was in character and showed he knows more about him than I do, I actually liked Flaggsmasher X Enchantress more than Clowned couple, I loved her tenderness her failings her damage but she didn’t. th dinner scene was actually part of th after credits & they cut a section from th bar scene, after credits was just setting up justice league & flash caught boomerang, Harley was hot but I feel so shit I couldn’t appreciate or enjoy it, which is th story of my life. We didn’t talk to jade or kosh all movie after trying to tell them as th opening credits started who would b whom, didn’t stay to find kris after either, just walked out to kfc parking, wanted to cry for attention couldn’t, quiet back & stayed up all night writing, o53o work @o8oo.
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>>698514496
4/8/2769 Thor’s night. Suicide squad finishes @o2oo. Knew work was going to b hard today but titiorangi first because jules thought an RFE on another job was going to b th sticking point, started thday by asking wathe thought of suicide squad again after not listening last night & then having to showcase my ignorance on comics before he turned th conversation to Rogue One & I had to showcase my ignorance on Star Wars. so we get there and each pit and pillar is harder to find than th last
boss ben left & so did we like 13, 1319 we get to th second job, 14ish we’re onto th third which it began raining in earnest for so we toned from th cabinet & then from th premises pillar but th first direction was toward th end of th line so we checked 6 pillars to get th tone and switched pairs again, jules seems frustrated & so lots of mickey jobs,
2oo5 steamed vege, amie has started this “Fabulous” app for ritual habituation for dieting, need to exercise more @work, sat up til 215o julian went to bed complaining amie hadn’t made him dinner after a bowl of fries.
julian wanted me to watch Bebop , mat watched space dandy,
>>698514561
5/8/2769 Frigga’s day. Woke by amie o83o after not waking by th alarm, first job was no payment as it was back to kumeu to pick up th extra wire I forgot to pick up after it was left by another on th farm of th guy who recognised me from his factory, but then 2 303s back in huapai, first was at etp at a aluminium welder’s house but th second was just a pair to split which took several drives back & forth to th exchange and then we decided to dig for th money and thought that we had cut th cable but it was a previously cut cable when it was turned from a pole ct to a pillar, since that was $7oo & 13somethng & we hadn’t had lunch or planned D&D we came back,
like 163o richard & kerrie arrived while jules & amie were shopping, way earlier than amie wanted, so I didn’t really entertain them because I was caught jerking when they came in & then I had to work on th session, kerrie was sore & moody because period so she sat on th laptop richard bought her w/ th insurance money & she played WoW deathknight specialised into Paladin lvl 23 by end of night, when julian got here w/ drinks & shit & they talked about julian cooking but ofcourse amie did it we started playing magic, julian wanted to boycott because sliver & I seconded that because we could watch somethng or talk instead but he just swapped deck for th first game, 1829 finished bacon & chicken pene cheese bake finishing game 2 between richard & I, 18somethng playing game 3 of magic started near end of dinner before julian had finished he got th only big bowl again,
herein lies th LotR session: I started drinking when it looked like game 3 was ending, skulling that vodka water/l&p lemon drops to get buzzed enough,
2105 finished due to kerries’s period, then game 4 of m:tg, 2121 great feeling playing w.\/lo richard, I feel super self conscious around him, after toilet 2135 properly drunk, 2220 everyone left., so I took to fb 2235 asked for weed,
Big fab but memory shit???
>>698514423
Lack of fullstops, just rambling nonsensical shit talking. Its really stressful, near impossible, to read
>>698514082
i got kik, how do i add you?
>>698514722
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>>698514722
what is your username or post your kik code
>>698514793
Na post Dunedin nudes
>>698514793
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wellington here
>>698514655
Did you know that's how Once Were Warriors was written? People went on about that book like it was a modern classic, it's the most impossible piece of crap to read
At least the movie was good
>>698514626
6/8/2769 Saturn. Slept on th couch after being emo & messaging all th wrong ppl. Woke early for work, sad & mind fog fucking up another day of mainly crap jobs, 2 cash jobs running in a vent to clear out sand $4o & julian replaced a guy’s modem wires above & beyond because he got th feeling that it was th kids visitation weekend w/ his dad which took 3 trips there & home $3o down to 2o & a recommendation call to chorus. Talked abit better about back pain on th highway & Alannis Morriset. Just feel soo stupid & foggy. while we were out amie conpletely dismantled & rebuilt th lounge w/ music up past 60, poor Mr. Buttersworth, I feel like an idiot for messaging ppl while drunk & sad last night, Jules turned on his xbox w/ difficulty and thought it was harmed but it was fine so he tried to fix mine too & it works nw, amie texted Kosh about coming over & giving me a make over today but no idea wat time, they went to kmart to waste more money they don’t have. I should have spent my empty depression time on a shitty job, I’m soo sorry. 1823 amie invited me up for tea, but they only just started to argue who would cook, julian said he would but just played golf instead, I offered to cook but meekly & amie took charge, she took out mince for tea 2 days ago but decided against again today, pumpbakon soup has gone mouldy because I haven’t been sneaking seconds, she throws too much out, I can’t keep shit out of my mind every fucking thng is a trigger, so then they asked me to ask if jade was bringing dessert and made that they got dessert last night, they’re materialists and I’m trying to not call them on it.
19ish they turned up while jules & amie were out I was playing beyond good and evil w/ a walkthrough but that was boring so I turned it off to bore them in person,
>>698515211
I wore my cruciform shirt under my party shirt & black shorts I’ve been wearing for like a week she wore green & purple sweater ripped knees & Saturday undies I wonder if they’re jade’s or if they just mtch, I want to be in every part of her life but I hate sharing this shitty life,
we sat and talked about pretending to buy th cake & feng shui, I had forgotten that kosh hates wetas, they got back w/ sal’s so each of th boys had spicy chicken and kosh & I were talking about mental dysmorphic disorder then talked capscicin & jade wanted to watch psycho pass, all I can do is google thngs for them. I never knew enough & then I stopped trying. I need to go to a shrink & stockpile pills, I told kosh OCPD is my fave & she said it was sad & I need somethng that makes me happy like angelman syndrome, then I joined last in having julian’s spicy wings which were meh but amie mentioned they still look like animals so I felt badly, I told everyone to go to jadon’s mom’s restaurant and kosh said to message him about it but I chickened out. I started playing music which only kosh & I took notice of, greenday singing together then julian mentioned we should move th tv back to watch th Hurricanes vs Lions & kosh was interested in it too, I should have but I couldn’t find a live stream online, “212o been talking about everyone’s previous partners for ages, not drunk & feelin sorry for bringing this up, I brought my book up for them to list in, 213o steaming our faces for charcoal pore strips,” both kosh & amie have joked I have good skin but they have low standards, they’re so close wrestling & talking in their private world, “214oish we waited 1o minutes to take them off, then kosh & jade went out for a smoke to talk about their lists,
>>698514368
>>698515087
wellington here too, don't know her sorry /b/ro
fuck i missed the whole thread again.
>>698515309
this was probably a mistake.” “2213 watch Mortal Instruments on netflix as jade likes Heavenly fire & kosh likes th Heal, 223o boston steamroller looked up after deciding whether to look it or mortal instrument runes up, then they were going thru kosh’s old fone pics 2238, Jenna Coleman is bae, fitspo instead of thinspo 2242 jade got up to end the night”
Th night after church kosh & I listened to jagged little pill. When we were talking first about about sex before I started looking for tats to compete w/ jade getting th blood seal @scarification tats, kosh said she gets scar porn its two good feelings together, I said I’m not judging but no yea I’m judging, we looked up cleveland steamer boston steamroller blumpkin & aime was taken aback & said she didn’t hear so kosh explained directly “some shit is good lube.” there are bits about her that might be the old her that I wouldn’t have liked. Later when we were talking about thinspo I said how I lost 2okg just lying in bed & she how she used to be bulimic & I have no gag reflex she joked w/ jade she still does.
>>698515393
7/8/2769 Sun. I woke after they went out so I cleaned & went to th hospital but didn’t get a shrink referral, I have to go back again for a referral. jules bought far cry primal. 183o after amie & I had th last slices of sal’s julian turned it off & went to bed, so I showered & threw up, I have to be vegan, I’m such a clingy tag along.
Even if I weren’t brain damaged I doubt I would have th words to describe my pain; I nostalgia, to try to hold on to time by writing memory is like trying to hold on to a loved one by bottling their shadow.
Another wasted day, saw no one, dropped so many storylines & characters.
Guys I really really want to fuck my mum
>>698515437
8/8/2769 Moon. I woke w/ th alarm for th first time but as they didn’t call me up I went back to bed, julian went & got th window fixed 8-9 told to wait til 1o, back late 1o, came up for coffee again I shared a rice cracker & 2 mandarins w/buttersworth 1 cup coffee after purging pizza last night, went to work again 2 jobs one when I sat w/ th tone again but he could do this w/o me second job I’ve forgotten, there are these huge gaps in my memory & perception like I just stop existing, about 13oo we finished th only 2 jobs they sent so we went back to th multiple pit cul-de-sac which took th last three hrs to tone another pair from cabinet to th pole ct to th pillars to th bottom pits so ben should b reassigning th contract to julian, 7 hrs on 2 days to get it to th bottom pit & we didn’t check th house before trying to claim th code. 163oish back to find th internet had been chewed throu th internet wire, julian tone to th cabinet before I looked at th cable, buttersworth has damaged a ton of wires & shit I need to cage him & get him wood & toys to chew, sat looking throu netflix & I felt they wanted me to go so they could talk but they didn’t go upstairs, julian asked for a cheese sandwich so we spent a while deciding dinner & amie decided to have a bacon & egg cheese sandwich & I had 1 slice of bread w/ steamed carrot & silverbeet.
19somethng jade turned up so we could go buy, so I sent th last of my money to jules to cover everythng, we left right away & because he needed to deliver th green we didn’t take time to awkwardly not talk abut him & I & how melted my mind is, paul asked jade to pick up drinks for him taken out of our money,
>>698515599
sat in th van waiting for paul to show up we got to talking about this weekend kosh & jade at th hotel & wanting to hear her & amie said none of us wanted to hear that & looked at me she clearly knows, sat in th van w/ amie & talked about wanting uppers & my manorexia regarding my intelligence, she ignored 2 calls from her mom while we talked, 2o5o got back here & th boys talked about nostalgia over magic school bus & captain planet, then a cone before jade had to go, amie called her mom back & has to go down to home for a few days because her sister is off her meds & suicidal, sat & watched rick & morty to ignore it but they got increasingly agitated again, I need to leave them when they need to talk, nothng changed & none of it mattered. 2141 bed, night vision has gotten really bad.
Which was which? Celexa is citalopram, Cymbalta/duloxetine?
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the IDbro pol is tight
>>698515949
Just one guy resetting his IP to vote no lol
Is mega folder still available
>>698516053
how do you do that
kik group
>>698516297
By restarting your modem
>>698516181
https://mega.nz/#F!ZxZi1TgR!KTSMiGR7Mj8uTtNiH5BHJA
>>698515351
chur..... cuba st
>>698516352
kek ok. seems like a bit of bother
>>698515351
Welly here too. Cold af innit
>>698516467
Agreed. He's probably obsessed with IDbro or something kek
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>>698515351
no worries dood
>>698516425
>>698516490
ace, fuck is it ever. Rather it snow than this shit. you guys dont know a joy?
>>698516714
kek at the autistic faggot turning on/off his modem 13 times
>>698516836
i also voted no so it makes it a minimum of 12 times
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>>698516714
>Strawpoll
Easy asf to proxy
>>698516053
that wouldn't work you autist. SP uses static IP. only a good proxy MIGHT change it and i doubt anyone cares enough to actually take the time to use one.
>>698515651
pls respond
dunedin reporting. sup fam
>>698517766
He comes and goes occasionally. He's fine.
>>698517942
late to the party fam
but not much you?
>>698518143
had a big sleep in kek. Hungry tired and cold wanna hit up those night n day hotdogs but sleepy.
$3 for 10 pack nuggies is back at BK! see their Facebook!
>>698518253
see what i just wrote, idk if Sth D BK is still open tho
>>698518253
Have a coffee to wake up.
>>698518326
Nah, it's shut
>>698518326
nat a fan of their nuggies
>>698518404
fug up
>>698518074
I meant noone is responding to my interesting blogging.
somebody say somethng. I scream out into th night & nobody hears me.
pls
kill me
>>698518490
when you get 10 of them for 3 dollars i don't complain, because for 6 bux i can feed myself for hours.
>>698518486
fuck rip
>>698518490
>fug up
More like wake up and smell the coffee.
Keep it three hunnit
how many dunedin tits we got hanging around at this hour still
>>698502265
Don't listen to the others, it's fucking freezing. No idea why though. Wrap up lads
>>698518910
me! should be sleeping but the threads not bad tonight.
>>698518910
We out here
>>698518609
Work on your formatting and I might actually read it.
>>698519233
we on kik mate
>>698516714
kek
G'night, kiwis. Stay warm.
