ITT: secrets
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ITT: secrets
>>698497463
my cars mom tried to finger me in teh back of my moms friend
Memes aside, does Slender still lurk here? It's me, you.
>>698497463
I'm a big, bearish man's man who powerlifts, plays in a metal band and teaches rifle classes.
I'm straight up bisexual, but only for the hairless submissive femboys. I've never fucked one but when I interact with them I get a raging boner and want to choke-fuck them as much as I do with women. And I'm a total "daddy" type so I know at least some of them want to.
Fug.
>>698497797
haven't seen her for months qg, think she got tired of beign a mememe
>>698498483
Sad story. I was also gone for months. Hope she is happy with her gym gf and gf's daughter and that she finally saw the ocean.
Are you an old-time regular too?
>>698498778
she seemed to drift away from /b/ as her life got together so I'm assuming she's doing ok.
noticed you were gone, assumed prison
I convinced my past 3 ex gfs to fuck a friends dog
>>698498959
hah no just busy IRL. I haven't done anything illegal, no intention to start now.
>>698498213
As as you wank to girly looking ones I think its straight (same with shemales) but i wouldnt ever tell any one either
>>698499055
you have some interesting tastes, I assumed they might have got you in trouble with law/wife
speaking of interesting tastes, you missed the return of pedomom - this time with nudes.
>>698499336
Which one? the 4 July bbq mom?
What did she post?
No
I have sex with women behind my gfs back then ask for a bj without washing pjuice
>>698499393
that's the one
just gave some general updates and took some low-quality nudes of herself for us
>>698499641
Does she like the taste of pjuice?
>>698498977
Lucky dog
I had a friend when i was like 14 or something who i knew since kindergarden and i guess you could call us pretty good friends. We usally met to play Call of Duty and that similar stuff you consider cool that age. One day, dont ask me how, we jokingly argued who had the bigger dick and it ended up in each other comparing. However, i didnt know to what this would lead... As i said we used to play CoD and such and he never used let me play after that, demanding to take out my dick so I could play. At this age i didnt see the problem and so I did it. As i continued being submissive to his demands he asked more and more. He jacked me but I never came past precum and I think he couldnt jerk off at this age either but you could tell he really enjoyed that. Even though I always was kinda resistant and he was the one "forcing" it, i never had to actually jack him off and he continued to do things like sucking me off, playing with my balls and humping me with clothes on and even though i found it "gay and therfore bad" as usual for this age i let him do everything just to play Black Ops...
>>698499641
When I fuck and don't wash off my cock gets covered in crusty pussy juice. surely anyone would notice?
>>698499668
Fuck. Do you remember the updates? Did you keep the rest of the pics? She's the original reason I started lurking these threads. I just got intrigued.
>>698499765
He is, not that he realises it.
Hes grateful for it though, its the only time hes ever got his end away.
>>698499855
kept them, but they're pretty low quality. She took them in a dark room.
It was a few months ago now but she hadn't 'slipped' since that time you got her excited.
Most of the updates were just about taking her girl out in public, talking about a few fantasies
if your snkmail still works I can email them through at once instead of posting one at a time
>>698500193
still works. Thanks.
I didn't believe she was real. Still kind of don't tbh. Had some serious guilt over inspiring her to slip and it's easier to assume she's fake!
If you have any of the updates saved from her send them too if you can. Thanks man.
>>698499855
That's why you finger them first so they're so horny they just shove it in their mouths
A lesbian loves me
I talked my ex gf into fingering her younger sister
>>698500424
are you a woman? How do you know?
Have a nice job, have a girlfriend, have loving family.
Have irrasional feeling fhe is fucking around behind my back though I know she isn't, wake up hoping I died during the day from some accident. Have ridden my motorbike with my eyes closed for as long as I dare just so it happens. Can't take life anymore and just want it all to end.
>>698497463
I have a great reputation as a "foster system age-out." What most people don't know is that I was a burglar (not the house-tossing B&E thug, 2nd story specialist that people rarely knew they were robbed within a day of coming back home). After about 15 years of doing it successfully, living on it by the age of 20, I was captured. No official arrest (expunged record) as long as I agreed to work as a "troubleshooter" for the private company that caught me in cooperation with law enforcement. Now, I'm a "security specialist" that spent the first part of my legal career as (more or less) a burglar working for the "good guys." Why is this so funny? Except for a couple drunken charges, I have a spotless criminal record.
Fucked my ex, her sister and her mother.
They all don't know. Noone knows.
If anyone ever finds out, I better dig myself a grave.
>>698500424
I'm a man.
She told me
>>698500524
why?
>>698500670
story?
>>698497797
Hi QG.
>>698500524
jesus, man. hang in there, it gets better.
>>698498213
When talking to a girly guy, slip in that you are a "power top" and a "bisexual gay virgin."
>>698500670
They might pretend to not know and actually be doing some kind of dysfunctional competition for you. Just enjoy it.
>>698500752
I don't really know anymore, I've felt like this for longer than I can remember. I've seen therapists and doctors about it, I've spoken to random people because I can't bring myself to let real people know about this.
I can't bring myself to hurt them but I want to just disappear
>>698500378
assumed she was fake as well, her re-visit made me wonder though. definitely a woman and in the right age group.
I just jerked it and came for an 11yo on omegle
>>698500790
Not that much to tell.
>be 18
>first gf
>love each other but fuck Im 18
>her mum and sister are hot
>one night I meet with sister in the kitchen
>one day I find mum in the garden
>get lucky as fuck both times that noone caught us
>>698499767
Since black ops? So you're somewhat freshly gay?
>>698500806
hi. Guessing this isn't slender though. Anyone I know?
>>698497463
super rich with nothing but fake friends.
>>698501145
male or female? did she seem like she watched that regularly?
>>698500947
Its been over 3 years now since that happend. not saying you are wrong.
>>698501186
Just a someone...
>>698501190
Dont let em know youre rich
>>698501265
Is this who I think it is? O_o
>>698500524
If you want to really die just get super drunk, rip back the throttle and go head first into a wall without any safety gear
>>698501379
I'm not Slender.
>>698501233
f, loved it
pulled out her tits for me
>>698501236
So if I'm not wrong, they all 3 know who "won" the unspoken contest.
>>698497463
I secretly wish /b would have some variety from time to time.
>it's me, Goku!
>tbh, imo, smh fam
>>698501418
I know that. but someone else I know well?
>>698501434
Appearenty not my ex. Because.. well, shes my ex. kek
my mom's friend tried to car me in the front of her fingers car.
>>698500524
Seek therapy, the most selfish thing you can do... the biggest middle finger you can give your loved ones... is let your issues kill you. That would really traumatize those who love you. If you are dead set on dying, at least do the courtousy of making everyone who loves you hate you so they are glad to see you go.
>>698501294
too late.
Showered with my girlfriends sister. Didn't fuck but got a good blowie.
>>698501630
zozzle
>>698501630
did you try to find new friends without letting them know you're rich?
>>698501519
You know me better than anyone else here, yeah.
>>698501190
It's a hard life having everyone text or call you because they know you're a good time that isn't happy because of your money. I would get rich friends who spend their money trying to fill a void with you. That's what I do.
I've been exposed online and whileninact upset about it it really turns me on.AMA no I'm not posting my pics.
>>698501801
>>698501519
shit qg when did your wife find out you came here
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
>>698501844
If dubs, you do fucking post them.
>>698501844
Same here
>>698501926
You should have put on a condumn.
>>698501995
Roll
>>698501844
>>698502065
exposed by who? what was posted?
>>698501926
You thought you did. That's actually your fathers kid.
>go to bed son.
>>698502131
An ex my nudes
>>698502100
First try check em
>>698501801
Oh how are you doing, friend?
>>698501926
She told you she was on birth control, huh? Should have made sure before you began buttering her biscuit.
>>698502131
Just my boobs by someone I showed pics to
>>698501408
>>698501607
I want it to be a accident if it happens
Therapy hasn't worked and its been years, medication hasn't made any difference.
She made a difference but I feel guilty as i've dragged her into this. I smile but its not real, i'm quite and she is loud and happy all the time
>>698502206
I have some sort of a boyfriend thingamajig.
>>698502077
i did in the beginning but i was obsessed with cumming inside her raw. the mere thought of it used to give me erections. then i just kept doing it like a retard.
anyways. i dont regret it now, but back then i was shitting my pants for like a whole week until we got rid of it.
>protip: planned parenthood doesnt ask you for ID.
>>698502280
who saw the pics? Did it include face?
Feel like sharing them here for us too?
I tried to have sex with someone I haven't seen in literal decades. She rejected me. I tried to have sex with her teenage daughter immediately after out of spite. Her mom caught us before anything happened and kicked me out, threatening to kill me if I ever tried to contact her family again. So I went back home and went on a 6-month-long cocaine/alcohol/meth bender with an old coworker of mine, drifting in and out of consciousness for the course of that entire thing. We decided to go to a local planetarium, a place she always wanted to visit. She died in there.
My coworker had been totally clean and sober for 18 months prior to that bender, and would probably still be alive if it weren't for me. But nobody knows that. Nobody knows I caused her to relapse and eventually overdose. Nobody even knows she was with me when she died. Everyone thinks she just got high one day and decided to visit the planetarium. This is just one of many awful things I've already done, and we're only 3 seasons in. :/
>>698502325
that's amazing. I want to hear all about it. Can be here or kik if you prefer. Assuming I'm talking to the right person, I just kikked you from current active address
>>698502410
My face was cut off and sorry no
I have adapted my fleshlight to allow me to connect a vacuum cleaner with a negative pressure relief valve.... i want to marry the vacuum.. best head i ever got!
Not really a secret, but I had a real brother, my friend lived with me through high school when his parents kicked him out. After school my family wasn't doing great so we just took off and drove to Seattle, had a great time. Got a place and a job and we were actually living. Then some heroin whore got in between us, he did fucked up stuff and so did I and I chugged a bottle of whiskey and just left, came back home, living with parents but doing better than most 20 year olds in a way. Like we made up and talk all the time, but hes working a shitty job, living in a room with shitty roommates and hooked on opiates,kratom, alcohol and just sounds depressed as shit. I'm here with all of our friends having a decent time, still have no idea what I'm doing with my life and if I'm worth anything, but I get to go on trips with friends and be with people that care about me, and he's stuck in Seattle and I can't do anything about it. I feel shitty, he's my brother and I'd give anything for him. But I can't find work in this shitty suburb, epileptic and can't drive, I can't get a place he can move back to, and I'm pretty sure this will just be the end of us. Just grow apart and I almost know he won't really be able to find happiness on his own.
John Snow is a Targarien
and Han Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren
>>698500624
^Old enough to NOT brag about this kind of thing, sees it as a secret.
>>698502602
Who saw them? What turns you on about it?
>>698502352
>until we got rid of it
Kudos to you and your sis for having g the good goddamned common courtesy to not burden everyone including yourselves with another kid no one really wants.
>>698501844
Where are you from?
>>698502550
Alright. Ya got me.
>>698502748
All I know for sure is 4Chan. Why did it turn me on? Just being helpless about being exposed like that.
>>698502325
have you told him about your gun and how you got it
>>698502761
Kansas
I told a girl online I was 18. We've been in a long distance relationship for 6 months. ERP'd and stuff. She's now 18
I'm 32
>>698502973
if you feel like being exposed and helpless again sometime that could be arranged.
>>698502755
no problem.
>>698502973
you get turned on by the idea of being seen? Like watched while you change? Or if someone pulled down your top while you were in the Mall?
>>698498213
You're also a pathetic tryhard
>>698502552
It's easier to type out here, it's a guy I know from college that lives about 45 minutes away. We're not exactly in a relationship yet but we've been going out for a while. I like him a lot.
>>698502974
No and no
>>698503034
Current boyfriend wouldn't agree to it
>>698503033
what a fucking disappointment for her its gonna be. unless you look like Paul Walker of course.
>pre-crispy Paul Walker.
>>698502550
God damn it you really had me going for a second there
>>698503145
That's so great. How often do you see him IRL? How did you meet?
>>698502410
Mine were posted every where here anon.ib tumblr myex face and everything included.
>>698503145
its a great story, tell him sometime when he needs a pick me up
>>698503088
All of the above lol
>>698502550
i only barely just caught onto that.
good job, anon.
>>698502288
You don't want to die but you want people to see you're drowning in depression. Those are two different things. If you wanted to die you would do it. I'm not saying you're not capable but you don't want to die. It gets better. I ride too and thought about just obliterating my face into a concrete wall but accepted that I didn't want to die.
>>698503231
how bad were they? face included?
What did you like about it?
I've had a thing for this girl I've known since high school. Barely talk but every time I do, I get right back into her.
>>698502550
Fuck you.
>>698503204
No idea why I let it get this far
No, I do, I'm a lonely loser
>>698503180
fair enough. could still arrange it with you appearing innocent if you have copies of pics from before you were with him.
Otherwise good luck with the exhibitionism/humiliation side of D/s, its fun
>>698502550
Not impressed.
>>698502748
Alot of people I know. And just the thought of strangers Cumming to me makes me horny.
>>698503220
He's in a project group with me, we met at the kickoff at college. We've gone out about 8 times now. We see each other at project meetings too.
>>698503242
I'd rather not
stole pics if my friends x pic related
>>698503334
Same. Too bad it'd never work out. Fuck feelings.
>>698503245
I see. is it just the exposure or also the helplessness? Would you like to be tied down, say?
>>698503332
Full nudes face in some of them. Lots of people I know.
>>698503389
Thanks but I'm not looking for more now
>>698501441
lol, based anon
>>698503528
So, who's the girl. His main squeeze or an ex?
>>698501169
That game came out almost 7 years ago i am gay for quite a while now :/
>>698503590
The exposure mostly
>>698503628
his x
>>698503331
Drowning is exactly what it feels like, every breath feels like cold nothing. She warms me but I still feel like my chest is cold no matter what the rest of the world feels like.
>>698503690
your bf into your exhibitionism at all?
>>698503854
Sadly no
>>698503786
Damn
>>698502550
i swear to god if this is that fucking bojack show
All my life people have called me a sissy and a fag. I'm 100% straight though. But I'm short, skinny, and as hard as I try not to be, effeminate. I don't know what made me do it, but when I was 13, I put on some of my sister's clothes, just to see what it would look like. When I looked at myself in the mirror, I started crying, because yeah, I did look like a girl. I started lifting after that, to try to get some muscle, but all I did was was get even more lean and my figure became even more feminine. I even tried eating like a total pig, nothing but pizza and burgers and candy. I thought maybe if I just gained a bunch of weight I'd have a be a fat fuck, but maybe I'd look like a male fat fuck. Nope. I couldn't gain an ounce.
I guess maybe I have body dysmorphia or whatever. I just want to be manly. But I would still put on my sister's clothes, to see if I got any more manly. Of course I didn't. I don't remember why I started, but I would masturbate while wearing them. It was like some form of mental punishment. "You are such a fag! You worthless faggot!" Things like that would constantly play in my head.
That went on for a few years but, eventually I wanted more "punishment." I put on some of my sister's clothes, a tight t-shirt and jeans, and went down to the bathroom at the park, which was kind of a known "hangout" at night for... certain activities. I waited for about 15 minutes and an older man showed up. He was totally checking me out. I wanted to run, but I couldn't. I he motioned with this head for me to follow him into the bathroom, which I did. I sucked him off while I cried the whole time. I swore to myself I would never go back there, that I was done doing all this faggy shit. But a week later I was back there again, with a different guy. And again, I swore that I would never do that again. But it became and addiction. I was down there every chance I got, dress up like I girl, doing horrible, disgusting things with strangers.
>>698501926
and how old were you faggot?
>>698497463
I almost got murdered at a grayhound station for having long blonde hair and being named rich.
>>698503910
got to find an outlet for that somehow fam, unsatisified desires can become problems
just get him to fuck you on a balcony with you leaning over the railing or something, everyone wins
>>698503918
>>698503332
I loved the attention to I got like 150 Facebook friend requests over night
Had an old mate who was a chemistry teacher. He found out he had cancer and was desperate to provide for his family. So we thought, fuck it, lets try and cook some meth and sell it. It wasn't easy but we pulled it off. Anyway, few months later he died but at least his kids have the money he promised he would give them with the meth we all sold.
>>698503786
She's got a nice gash. You ever make a move on her?
>>698503947
continued.
I'm a junior in college now. And I've continued my secret, faggy ways. Driving out to rest area and truck stops in the middle of the night to get fucked by lonely truckers and other closeted men.
I actually have a girlfriend now, but she knows nothing about any of this. I love her so much. I love making love to her. But I still go out and do these sick things. I can't stop. Like I said, it feels like punishment and I deserve it.
I've been fucking this girl I work with, despite knowing she has a boyfriend.
Then, I find out shes been fucking a few other guys too. Still havent told her boyfriend
>>698504169
I'm working on him :)
>>698504225
Did you accept any of them?
Did you ever cum to the thought of hundreds of guys cumming over you?
I almost got to fuck my gfs younger sister after telling her I found her hot
>>698504242
niiice.
we're you her first?
was she at least hot?
or are you guys inbred mutant ugly hicks?
>>698504256
>>698504210
never did, wish i could have
>>698504389
Don't tell him, just wrap it up or make sure you have strong pull out game. She'll dig her own grave and you can just sit back and watch the show.
>>698503491
amazing. Look at you. Working a bit, dating, going out.... you make me feel like all my 4chan perving is worth it sometimes.
>>698504477
No I didn't. And yes I would read thru the messages and get off. Guys offering to fly me all over the world!
>>698504524
Yeah, I known what you mean man. She's got a nice body, reminds me of my ex. I won't ask for a face shot if you don't want to post it. But if you won't, how would you rate it, 1-10. Also eye color.
>>698504457
does he have any kink you could trade him for?
Do you have any others?
>>698503930
It is.
I literally fucked my couch multiple times
>>698504752
Not really
>>698504721
ever felt tempted to post nudes somewhere like here anonymously, as 'stolen', just to see how guys react?
Were they just nudes or were you doing anything in any of them?
>>698497463
Stop reposting this fucking shit or at least change the picture
I have a submissive woman that won't do anything negative but my heart belongs to a girl I met in San Fran a year ago. l think about her every day.
E, it's almost time again, and I know I'll never see you again but... la multi ani.
>>698504604
When're you coming to FL? I'll make it even
I know my best friend since we were 6y/o an when we were like 8 we seen our first porn and then we decided that would be a good idea to suck eachothers dicks, like we seen in porn, it's been 15 years since then and we both pretend it didn't happen but im sure he still remembers
>>698504389
>>698504553
thats the plan. she takes anal like a champ, like to keep that going for a bit
>>698504934
Yes but most of the time they get posted before I can post them lol. And one of them my legs are spread and it's a close up of my wet pussy
>>698504512
>we're you her first?
yes.
>was she at least hot?
shes a good looking woman. was even hotter back then. (pic related.)
>or are you guys inbred mutant ugly hicks?
not even close.
>>698499094
Fuck, stop trying to project your delusions on to other people. The man admits he is bisexual, he may be a faggot, but at least he's not a faggot.
>>698505146
>>698504721
>>698504225
You are so clearly not female, it's cringeworthy, please stop.
>>698504299
You're probably just bisexual but in an unhealthy way. What area do you live in? Having friends that know something like that helps. I know that situation your in, if you were near I'd have a drink with you
>>698505023
one day. One day I'll come and use you like you need. Have you do what I say. And you know some of the things I'll say to you too :)
>>698505009
la multi ani frate
>>698505146
come on, at least share a headless one?
How would you have felt if it was more? Pictures of you masturbating? Or sucking a cock? Or a picture of your pussy with cum dripping out of it?
>>698505103
Lol, do me a favor, next time you're about to fill her ass with goo make it a tribute to your /b/ros.
>I believe in you anon!
>>698505325
Mhm, I'll be waiting
Nothing to amazing, just secretly hate myself and wouldn't mind dying
I can get some but pay hookers because I like the NSA. The one time I did it without a condom, I knocked her up. Two days after she told me, she was busted and spent two weeks in jail. During that time she was cold turkey for heroin and the withdrawal made her miscarry so I was lucky. Then, six months later, I hear from someone else she had AIDS and never bothered mentioning it. So I had to get tested for the same incident. It was negative, either I didn't catch it or she didn't have it. So yeah, lesson learned. Never fuck hookers without a condom.
>>698505432
Lol no and idk probably the same way.
>>698505505
me too. Maybe if you're very good I'll come without warning and just collect you one day off the street
>>698505617
I won't be good, I'll be bad. In need of correction
>>698504169
>>698504480
>Greentext
>>698505577
hmm. ever thought of making some money on Chaturbate etc?
>>698505699
Well I'm sure you'll be good by the time I'm done with you. I'll bring some toys and some rope. Maybe a nice big dog.
>>698505550
would've thought that was obvious before the scares
>>698497463
Here's a secret, I'm pissed off because my cocaine just got spilled everywhere.
>I was saving that shit for my day off today.
>>698505704
After about 6months with my gf I plucked up the courage to tell her that I sometimes find younger girls attractive. She didn't go nuts like I expected her to and was quite receptive to my explanation as to why etc.
A few weeks later I told her that I thought her 12yr old sister was absolutely beautiful, and again she didn't take it badly and was quite understanding. She even said she felt somewhat similar about her.
I ended up talking to her sister through IM and would sometimes push it and get a bit sexual, ended up almost arranging to fuck her but she blocked me a few weeks later after pushing for a date.
>>698497463
I'm post op trans and I don't tell anyone and let them just assume im a real girl.
>>698505824
Nahhhh
>>698506065
Man that would fuckin succ, how much did you lose?
>>698506145
lol you look like a dude though
>>698506084
You're fucking creepy dude
>>698506145
I'd hit it.
>>698499641
Savage
>>698506145
>I don't tell anyone
you dont have to dude.
>>698503690
Send one to my kik thebiggestkahuna and I promise to not share it
>>698505936
You'll tame me?
I found a friend's slutty "artsy" pics and check them all the time for new pics. I got a collection I'm saving for the right time. Not that hot but hot that I know her and how slutty she is
>>698506084
how sexual did it get via IM? Are you still with gf and does she know you tried?
>>698504815
Couch, bed, punching bag, pile of clothes.
Wore my mum's underwear when i was like 13 a few times. Even went to school in a gstring. Beat off into them.
Fingered my own ass to see if I'd enjoy it when I was 15. I didn't saddly. So can't go for plan b. When females aren't interested...
Pretended to have a huge mental break down and lose my mind so a fatty I was Fucking at the time would abort her baby that wasn't even mine.
>>698506201
>>698506253
thanks for nuking my confidence
assholes
>>698506172
It wasn't a lot. Maybe $30 worth? It's mainly because it was quality shit, so a little goes a long way. =/
>>698506084
What did your gf say about that?
>>698502280
Boobs don't count
>>698506145
Tits
>>698506266
Something tells me I'd end up seeing it here lol
>>698506349
We would talk about what Id like to do to her, nothing especially kinky but shed reply with comments back saying how it would be fun, shed often cam and smile as she read what I would type. She was really receptive to everything, she genuinely fell in love with me and I think that was part of the problem.
Im not with the gf now, but we still talk. She knew about me trying to fuck her, yeah. She even tried to help
>>698506283
Tame is a strong word. I'd make you obedient though. You'd open your mouth nice and wide when a cock came near to it, whether it was mine or a friend's or my dog's. And you'd spread your legs wide whenever anyone wanted to use a hole.
>>698506394
>thanks for nuking my confidence
kek. what did you expect from 4chan?
also, id totally fuck you but you dont have a dick.
fucking gross man.
sucked my best friends dick when i was 13, he was 12, both enjoyed it. moved away and never seen him since
>>698506480
What don't they don't count for?
>>698506595
You are amazing, as always <3
>>698506394
Says them, I'd date you. You're pretty cute.
>>698506713
dude, but she doesnt have a feminine dick.
who fucks a trap with no dick?
what is wrong with you?
>>698497463
I (male) was raped in college by one of my close friends (female) while I was drunk off my ass and only half awake. It's made me very cautious of romantic relationships and even close relationships with women.
>>698506532
Send something you'd be down with me posting
>>698506537
Sounds a bit like the relation I have to my current gf. She hasn't got a sister though.
>>698506878
Explain?
>>698506798
I have a thing for blondes. Plus look at those eyes and lips. She'd make a better girlfriend than natural born girls.
Some backstory: ex bf had a 3.5 inch dick. Not even an exaggeration. He always excused himself by saying he had stage fright and couldnt get fully hard. Sure ya whatever.
When i met my current bf, he said his dick was 9 inches. Of course i didnt fucking believe him. He was trying to tell me his dick was longer than the 8.5 inch side of a computer paper sheet.
When i finally saw his dick, it was big of course and thick too. But it certainly wasnt 9. I would say 7 inches maybe 7.5 at most.
He knew i had caught him in his lie but i never ever brought it up and have always played along. Never confronted him about it. Of course now he says his dick is 7 inches whenever anyone asks us about our sexual life. Sometimes i will feign ignorance and say he is 8 or 9 inches but he will correct me and say 7. Lol i feel a little bad for him but im sure he feels embarrassed for having lied in the first place.
Idk why he did especially with that thick old 7 incher. Even a 5 inch dick would have impressed me compared to my ex's dick.
Oh well. I dont really care. Im just continously living this small lie for him just because i feel bad and slightly embarrassed at his lie. We have dated for a little over a year and a half.
>>698506848
Admittedly tempting but no
>>698507064
maybe you just have a HUUUUGE twot
a fucking GAPING fanny
I have a crush on one of my close college friends, and I felt her up one night when she blacked out at my place after a long night of drinking. I loved the rush of it, and I feel no remorse.
I fucked my cousin's ex wife.
I liked her first, godamnit.
>>698506630
Did the same thing. I wanna do it with one of my friends now, but have no idea how to convince him. Like when I was 13 I just grabbed his cock and he got hard and went from there. I imagine it might go either way if I try that now, he's got some repressed homosexual tendencies going. Can't stand to be touched by a guy jokingly or at all ,we're really close and I'm like the exception, sometimes I catch him studying my face, and he'll be quick to say I'm attractive if it comes up. But totally repressed and it would be really awkward of we did that, he's one of those guys that's capable of being bi but way to uptight and simple thinking to even let a thought like that slip, but I wanna try something bad sometimes
>>698507301
Hah, I fucked my uncles wife.
Take that shit bro! Lol >>698507328
>>698502550
Shut up, Bojack
>>698507284
Been there. Done that. It fucking rocks. I came the hugest load on her ass and didn't clean her up. She was wearing black denim pants. She went back home the next day with a huge white stain between her ass cheeks.
>>698504389
more of her anon
>>698497463
Two brothers used to sexually molest their younger sister from the age of 11 to 17 before the authorities where alerted. The charges was however dropped due to the brothers had mental handicap, and the sister got to move to her grandparents for a few years.
Alot of the sexual abuse was sex intercourse and oral sex. And most of the ideas where reenactments from porn videos the children watched togheter.
The secret in this story is I am the older brother who was the driving part to make it all happen.
>>698507523
Nice, I was too afraid to actually cum on her, but I fingered her a bit after I messed around with her tits.
>>698507415
So you fucked your aunt. Story!!
>>698507547
savage
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>698507667
Over or under her clothes? I did it all over her clothes. Impossible to do otherwise.
>>698507714
I like a good spanking
>>698507258
Im fucking gay you retard. Having anal sex with him is a literal pain in the ass with his stupid size. Honestly wish it was smaller.
Also if you sympathize with this story enough to reply to me with this kind of response means you have a tiny penis like my ex.
>>698507851
Under. She was wearing a dress from the parties we were at, so it was really easy.
>>698507969
To be fair, it was completely unclear that you were a gay man from your initial post. Doesn't excuse the retarded reply, but still.
>>698507969
I have a big dick. Its hard doing anything with a guy. Ive actually not had sex cuz it was too big. I would love to have a smaller dick lol. With girls it's alright, really anything above 6" is unnecessary
>>698507861
Do you now? You're never too old.
My mother brings around Muslim friends, and I hate them with a passion. If they knew that I was a tranny they'd kill me. I hate how easily my mother gets sucked into them as well.
>>698507969
Have you ever gotten anywhere with a straight guy? Like sexuality is a scale, and most guys probably can swing if thier masculinity insecurities weren't a problem.
>>698508011
Damn nice! I assume there are no photographic memories :(
>>698508284
Yeah I love getting my ass smacked bright red, haven't dated anyone who was really big on it though
>>698504389
I did that to now she have a kid and she don't know the father
>>698507969
its a misfits reference you mong, stop being so hypersensitive
>>698507668
Aunt by marriage. Alright no green text because I'm on mobile.
I was 23, my uncle decides he wants to move down here, (FL), from PA. Okay, so my mom invites him to stay at home with her dad and myself. He brings his slut wife as well. He is well known in our family he's a crack head and a fool, basically the shame of our family. I literally inherited more from grandpa than he did. Anyway, from day one he starts fucking up. Drinking, I don't know how he found them so fast but drugs as well. Turns out it's Meth. He starts tweaking over a few days due to a binge, the fool admits he's been using to me. After a couple days paranoia sets in. He thinks his cell has a bug in it and his wide ND I are fucking. It literally caused so much drama I decided to fuck how wife, since she's was clearly a whore and I knew I could. Pussy was bomb as fuck, she was maybe 45? Anyway, I tagged that shit and let him get exposed for the druggie fuck he is and my mom and dad ended up shipping him and his wife back to PA.
>mfw they still don't think I did it.
>>698507969
Wah my bf's dick is too big
Wah my ex's was too small
Wah you just have a small dick like my ex
You sure are a whiney faggot.
>>698508422
No :/ My phone was dead, and I didn't think I'd have time to wait for it to charge and still get to do what I wanted to do.
>>698508501
I never understood spanking being sexual, I guess because my brother spanks me when I sass him.
>>698508572
That's pretty normal actually.
>>698508581
Congrats, your brother is into spanking
>>698508501
Have you always felt this way? How old are you?
>>698508581
Age?
>>698508581
I just like being treated like a bad girl, spankings are a good form of punishment to achieve that
>>698497463
I spent the last three years of my life wandering aimlessly, and now that I've tries to put it into a meaningfull direction everything is falling apart. My best friend is in jail, and it seems like all hopes I had are gone. I really want to just end it, but I know there are people I care about here and I'd rather suffer here with them than return to the void.
>>698508629
You think so? He's been doing it since we were kids.
>>698508685
26
>>698508709
Oh... So you get a rise or a charge from it?
>>698508685
yes, 21
>>698508685
12 and a half
>>698508717
Just get really high alot
I'll assume she wants me to do this anons
>>698508709
They are a valuable learning tool for all girls. It might seem like the feeling of being bad is all you crave, but it has added benefits.
>>698508767
How old are you now?
>>698508851
I'm 26
>>698508803
Then your brother is doing a good thing by not letting that sass slip.
>>698508811
Fatty mcfatfat
>>698508809
Tried that. Paranoia kills me.
>>698508811
You had better damned well do it man.
>>698508880
I mean I'd think he's into it then if he's still doing it when you're 26. Yeah.
>>698508566
Kekked more than I was aroused XD Thanks!
>>698508933
Hmm, I don't really react to it sometimes I'll hit his arm and tell him to stop or kick at him. So you get aroused from it? I guess it might be different if it wasn't a family member doing it?
>>698508822
I've always been a bit of a bad girl, I guess it's just stayed with me
>>698509011
Sounds like you could do with a bf who is aware of your needs, or even a disciplinarian.
>>698508936
Opiates? I can't smoke weed, same thing. But being a functioning addict works. Like keep a job and just get high after work
>>698508972
That paints a really weird picture, he did it when I was five, and so it's been going on for a while. I figured it is a habit.
Like he doesn't like mustard, so I put mustard all over his hot dog on Saturday when we're having bbq and he would chase me and pick me up and spank me. Then I struggled free, and kick at him.
>>698509160
How old is he?
have gf for 10 years, have 3 kids with her, suck guys off whenever i can anonymously in restrooms. never feel any guilt about it so now i think i might be a sociopath or something
>>698508811
Nice tit
>>698508981
No problem brother!
>>698509296
He is 29 in November.
>>698509103
Yep, so far all my past partners, guy or girl haven't really stopped me from doing anything bad, so i just ramp it up until eventually I'm cheating on them with everyone I can, taking their stuff then dump them from boredom
>>698509424
You'll be in for a shock when you find someone who takes you to task on your behavior. It will also feel like 'home' and like nothing you have ever experienced.
>>698509382
I think there's a good chance it didn't start as a sexual thing but it's grown into that as you've both gotten older. It's certainly not considered normal behavior for two siblings in their upper 20s...
>>698504389
Looks like someone I know, what's her name start with
>>698509607
They shouldn't be discouraged though.
>>698508811
Post her kik also
>>698509607
Weird, I would think my parents would say something about it. Unless they're weird too, I mean they are pretty weird, but I don't think that weird.
>>698508811
looks good to me.
>>698509424
When was the last time you cheated?
>>698509552
Hope I get one soon
I'm thinking about killing myself, but I'm in possession of a large inheritance right now, and if I die it'll go to family members that I hate.
>>698509757
You are welcome to chat with me further about this topic, if you want.
>>698509708
I'm honestly surprised your parents don't tell him to knock if off
>>698509730
10 days ago, with my last bf's sister in his bed, then I broke up with him because he was willing to forgive me for it without any punishments
>>698509879
They usually just laugh it off, or ignore us. I know my father said knock it off once, but that was because he put me over his lap and wouldn't stop and I got mad.
when i'm at my friends houses i go to bathroom and spy through laundry basket for their mothers/sisters lingerie
i wear them and fap
>>698509704
She can do that if she wants
>>698509888
Those trips confirm you did the right thing. He's clearly too weak to handle you. Why be watered down?
My secret? I fucked op's mom in her pooper.
>>698509948
I'm a different guy from the one you've been talking to, but it sounds like a sexual thing to me, too. Are you American? If not, maybe it's a cultural difference. Idk...
>>698510128
Canadian, I am actually shocked about this. I wouldn't have put them together until I saw what the other anon posted about spanking. I've been scratching my head into a mess.
>>698510047
I kinda blame the feminists for it, I like theideals of the older times where guys would put their women in their place and be proud of it
>>698500524
Sounds like paranoia
>>698498213
Dave?
>>698510185
Well I'm American, so I can't speak to Canadian social norms, but idk anyone personally who is American who would find that normal. Sorry to drop a bombshell on you...
>>698510185
Is your brother in a relationship? If so, what does his bf/gf think about it, assuming s/he knows?
>>698510393
None of our family or friends seemed to care about it or at least not say anything to our face. Are you guys sure it's sexual, because I meet my brother for lunch on Tuesday and I don't want to be weird.
>>698510487
Definitely sexual, he's got something going on you
>>698510445
My brother was with some girl for a little while, but his relationships usually end pretty badly. I'm not going to lie, but he's a terrible boyfriend. I've heard what the girls tell me, and he sounds like a jerk. Like Chad level asshole
>>698510487
I mean, I don't know you or your brother, so no, I'm not sure it's sexual. But it doesn't sound platonic to me personally. If one of my friends or family members did that, I'd be really weirded out.
Was molested by my brother at a very young age. Like it was consensual in the sense that I was fine with it, but at the same time i didn't realize what the significance of my brother, who's 8 years older, sticking his cock in my ass was.
>>698510564
I don't know if I should be grossed out, nervous, or not overreact all at once.
>>698510231
You'd love me then
>>698510610
That is just it no one seems to show or act weirded out. Then again I could be not noticing it. I feel weird as hell now.
If anyone would like to chat about spanking, or related issues, pmmoore1 at mail dot com
>>698510627
Wtf getting a cock in your ass isn't molestation. That's just getting buttfucked.
>>698510487
It's one of those things that's not too overt and more awkward to bring up so I don't think family would mention it until it got out of hand. It's easier to think it playful than what it really sounds like>>698510773
>>698510815
That's what I figure it's just us playing around, because normally he did it if I pulled a prank on him or something. He's never done it unprovoked.
>>698510773
I'm incredibly perplexed by the fact that you've never considered that it could be sexual and that your parents never comment on it. My dad woulda beat the shit out of me if I'd smacked my sister's ass even once, much less for 20 years.
>>698510745
You have a strict set of rules for how I'm going to dress, talk and act and your very happy to put me in my place if I step out of line then?
>>698510951
It never did, I guess he's been doing it all of my conscious life, so I didn't give it a second thought. My dad doesn't really do much about mostly anything, unless we interrupt him by being noisy or whatever.
>>698510939
>>698510951
There is nothing bad about the situation. She should not feel awkward around her brother. Be careful not to sow the seeds of doubt.
>>698510801
Well fine, i was raped by my brother. Call it whatever you want it's still sexual abuse.
>>698508325
Go to bed, Sweden.
>>698511063
How can you say there's nothing bad about the situation? Every part of it sounds bad.
>>698511066
Thats messed up. Was it really forceful or hurtful? Like I've been messed with as a kid, but it was relatively benign and by an older kid and not an adult so it didn't really screw me up at all
>>698511063
So I am over thinking it then? I'm really confused. Should I bring it up with him? I would feel pretty stupid if I was wrong.
>>698511066
Yeah, I was saying not to downplay it by just calling it molestation. It was much worse than that.
>>698511142
Guessed exactly, Goodnight!
>>698511149
Nobody is getting hurt.
She isn't being abused.
It's something they have going on that's a tradition and part of their relationship as siblings.
>>698511206
You are over thinking it. If you need more help, as this thread is about to 404:
pmmoore1 at mail dot com
>>698511206
Yeah for him to be doing that still, there's obviously things motivating it. It probably evolved slowly and he didn't get into it all at once and probably doesn't even think much about it even now, but there's still something there that has him do it still
>>698511300
I've copied your email just in case.
Right I am not being hurt at all, I didn't think anything of it until this thread really. He is not sinister or mean or anything. It's normally after I prank him. He usually picks me up or throws me around, and or spanks. Normally he throws me in the pool after with my clothes on.
>>698511435
It's good fun. :)
>>698511066
I think he was just being young and curious, like letting a dog lick your cock when your 12, but he went a little too far. Still unless it was repeated forceful abuse, then that's where it's bad and rape. Like it just sounds like kids being stupid and you being the ass end
>>698511356
That makes my skin crawl I truly hope it's not this.
>>698510984
Don't encourage me. If I there you wouldn't be posting on /b right mow and that not to say I'd be fucking you.
>>698511206
I don't think you're overthinking it. The whole situation sounds weird as hell to me. You can hmu at omorashiboy at gmail dot com if you wanna hash it out more. No pressure.
>>698511300
You can't just write off something as tradition as if that automatically makes it ok. There are plenty of bad "traditions," especially with sexual context. If her brother is getting sexual pleasure out of spanking her, even if she isn't being physically hurt by it, it's still wrong.
>>698511502
Yeah, that is what I think. I mean it's not like he is coming up to me and being like "spank time" it's usually some sort of revenge or reaction to something I did.
