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Waifu claiming thread
previous b&
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mizore claim
>>698493146
and 3,2,1
Ayy finally someone made a thread
Saber claim rip thread edition
Newfag janitors
What happened to the last one?
still here
Rip edition
>>698493435
mod pruned it
5 image before image limit kek
i think we are up to like 30 bans in last 3 weeks now :^)
>>698493383
Yes, Romans invaded the land called britania where the saxons lived.
Britons were the civilized(more so than others) people that remained after the shrinking Roman empire abandoned the land to deal with raiders in its home country.
>>698493571
More like 2 bans.
>>698493146
Hello lewd senpai
Yozora claimed
Why the fuck am I still awake?
>Just gunna lurk
>Mobile posting is taking its toll
>Cheer for Ki
>>698493692
Kyouko alone got banned 6 times in not even a week.
whats up faggots. today is shit. someone give me money and valuables to make me feel better.
>>698493885
Why sleep shipmate
Its your turn for watch
>time to watch me
Claiming wolfrun from Pretty Cure.
Husbando Ruka claimed
Iowa claimed
Gonna lurk
sup.
>>698494119
Hahaha
>>698493993
You realize how retarded that sounds right?
>>698493571
someone explain to me what these bans are all about? what is going on here?
>>698494234
Its the easiet thing to evade these bans
>>698494032
How about I call you a faggot instead?
>>698494041
Whip?
>>698494214
Nothing much, yo.
How about you?
You really should just call these threads "Losers, neckbeards and virgins: The thread."
>>698494341
This
![Kirino [312].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yvn8nUv.jpg "Kirino [312].jpg")
>>698494370
Pretty much implied, anon.
>>698494166
>Gonna lurk
Then who's gonna pick my toplaner ;-;
>>698494346
As long as im dominant
>ive been waiting to use this
>>698494370
you do realize that is literally EVERY thread on 4chan right? do you know where you are?
>>698494346
Life is good. Parents are gone for a week. Living only on mac and cheese and kool aid.
>>698494463
Gangplank, go.
>Don't let me down
>>698493885
not tired?
>>698494370
sounds like a good name
>>698493692
nah its way way more than 2
>>698494235
just one mod is really against /waifu/ or somthing
so goes banning everyone
>>698494413
a cute still
>>698494370
You have to talk to hiroshim00t to change the url name.
>>698494341
Yeah it is. But being banned 6 times in a week is a retarded number, and just screams fake.
As normal.
>>698494576
Okay Gangplank into Iowa's Darius tomorrow
>Implying I'll fail
>>698494660
as rattles
>>698494641
Post your waifu then anon. Or just keep being full of shit.
>>698494235
Mods are jelly of our waifus.
No clue, really. Mods tend to be salty motherfuckers.
>>698494341
True shit.
>>698494370
Welcome to /b/
>>698494480
No.
>>698494523
Sounds good.
What kind of kool-aid?
>>698494639
Not at all, yo.
I've got fucking work and shit though.
>>698494709
Oh shit, Darius?
>Change of plans
>Either Jax or Fiora
>>698494346
>>698494639
Flat is justice, good choice.
>>698494851
Too late
>Hang em from the yard arm
>>698494823
grape and fruit punch
>>698494817
>sachi
not sure which part your referring to
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>698494823
How about whipped cream
>or my cream
>>698494917
>my yozo
>flat
No my friend
>>698494653
>>698493885
Nico, Mizore, Yozora, and the new poster that Yoko was talking to.
He left for the night. He apologizes for it.
>Sanae
Claimed.
>>698494984
Fuck dude should have told me you were up against Darius
>I struggle against him as GP
What happened? Anonon still here?
>>698494653
>And just screams fake
No it doesn't.
Did you even see how many threads got pruned recently?
Shiro got banned, Sachi got banned, Kyouko got banned and Homura aswell.
Some know how to evade,others don't or can't.
Claiming the best one of all, Palpa from Seisen Cerberus.
Palpa has all of the qualities that everyone wants.
suprised to see this thread hasn't been raided by Megufags and Remfags.
>>698494823
well if you are not tired its fine
>>698494917
flats fine i guess
>>698495430
They tried. We do have about 3-4 Rem claimers.
>>698495430
I mean isn't megu out of season now?
There are some rem claimers
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698495430
Probuably switched already
>>698494987
Good choices.
>>698495035
Yo
>>698495060
No thanks matey.
Too lewd for me.
>>698495164
Yo
>>698495163
I got banned, but it was over some other shit.
>>698495215
Thread got rekt, yo.
>>698495430
Yo, those fucking megufags are gangster man. Don't let them catch you talking about em like that. They'll fuck your shit.
>>698495487
Guess so.
>>698495430
You won't find anything like that on 4chan.
Though people will have trouble finding anyone to claim that is as good as Palpa.
>>698495725
Thank you, sir.
>>698495168
Do you struggle with Barrels?
Best girl
Playing RE remake as manmode Chris. Hard difficulty. Already finished Normal as Jill.
>>698496307
Barrel play's fine, it's the part where he gets too close that messes me up.
>Battle plan
>Farm up until I have Trinity and Spirit Visage
>>698493146
Best girl out of that show
>>698495725
No whipped cream but whips?
You are a kinky little shipmate
I wish i could draw, so many lewd things i'd make.
So what is happening here today?
>>698496043
No prob,yo.
I'm going the fuck to sleep.
Hope you guus have a good day, sweet dreams, all that shit.
o7
Long live Caldari.
>>698496417
I like Noire... but she's my least favorite goddess imho....
>>698496733
the usual
>>698495587
No one is going to claim Rem when there are far better choices such as Puck.
>>698496808
I can't sleep.
>>698496720
No whips!
No whips!
>Yozo
Goodnight now.
>>698496808
Goodnight shipmate
>>698496922
what is a puck
I got a story for you, faggots
>Be me
>Be five minutes ago, or something like that. Hell if I know with time perception and what I've dranked.
>Be browsing TOR like a dumbass. Idk, bored, looking for random shit
>Come across strange link with unrecognizable characters. Not any real language far as I could tell
>Check proxy, check VPN, check router
>Everything checks out.
>Click link
>Everything's black
>Hear faint noise, dont know where its coming from
>Noise gets louder... oh, coming from my fucking headphones
>Pop earbud in
>same audio repeating itself, getting louder and louder
>Close the fuck out, get freaked and drink some more
>gfdi why did I close out?
>I could have done something..
>It was too late
>"If you don't reply to this message your mother will die in her sleep tonight"
>>698496844
I don't mind Nep but I like dark hair color girl
>>698497198
Everyone's favorite character and waifu from Re:zero
>>698496572
>Trinity
Yes
>Spirit Visage
Uhh Darius isn't magic damage first of all armor pen is better
What items do you start?
>>698497548
i liked Ram better
I need to sleep now, see ya.
>>698497548
not mine
>>698497548
honestly the only character that keeps me motivated to watch re;zero...
>>698497681
Night
>>698497615
Corrupting Potion
>Habit of mine to go Damage item, Defensive, Damage, so forth
>Thinking of wrong item - I meant Dead Man's Plate
Fuck yeah, Feferi Peixes.
Good morning guys, what did I miss?
>>698498224
>>698497982
>Deadmans
If you ever have to go a defensive item get Steraks
Doran Ring and two pots is a better start than corrupting potion it's passive give you mana for last hitting and it increases the damage of your ulti and W heal.
My typical build is TF>GB>Ionian boots>LW>IE>Duskblade
Good night waifu
Iowa see you on the fields of justice tomorrow if you're still awake
>>698498224
The real yuno
>>698497219
I claimed Ginsei from the anime Kobato before you could.
>>698498373
Nice Feet
>>698498224
>>698498224
nothing really
>>698498224
I keep on forgetting to watch future diaries...
>>698498327
Yea queen is fucking mental, haha
>>698498392
Uhhh, I mean did I miss him?
I'm tsun yun I don't think I'm the real deal
>>698498541
That's a lot of text
>>698498552
Great then the fun begins now
How are all of you?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl
It has been already claimed so I'll just wait for the next thread.
In the meantime, what are you up to guys?
>>698498687
you are discount Tsundere~chan
>>698498367
I build GP more as a bruiser/off-tank than full AD - I feel he's more reliable that way
>Offensive
Trinity Force, Infinity Edge, Last Whisper
>Defense
Dead Man's Plate, Spirit Visage
>Boots
Ionian Boots of Lucidity
>Luxury/Situational items
Stattik Shiv, Youmuu's Ghostblade, Sterak's Gage, Frozen Heart
>>698498687
really now? and im ok i guess
>>698498224
You missed the Big Bang, and the subsequent expansion of the universe.
>>698498572
don't worry not missing out much unless your there for the yandere(yuno) the first half is good the end is dependent on the viewer
>>698498817
pizza/pasta/ whatever i called you once
?
>>698498835
>More reliable that way
Winrate don't lie full damage is the way to go
>Saber actually going to bed now
>>698498923
Someone say pizza?
>>698499047
yes gimme some
>>698498687
In all honesty your probably better than the other yuno
>>698498892
I see. I never got into psychological horror anime. I'm your typical harem and action kinda guy
>>698498923
That's probably how you called me.
Most likely.
>>698499045
You can't do damage when you're dead.
>>698498832
Yea, that's me
>>698498880
Finally got some sleep?
>>698498572
Imo it's one of the best anime around, and that's not because yuno is my waifu
I just really enjoyed it
Captain Phasma
>>698499109
>>698499058
>>No oversexualised content
Somebody didn't get the memo...
>>698493146
>>698499133
Hey thanks!
>Other yuno is edgy faggot
I guess it's not that hard to be better
>>698499178
You my friend need to learn the ways of kathian surprise
>>698499256
>>698499198
i slept for about 6 hours. what did you do?
>>698499208
she did nothing the entire movie
>>698499404
Shank yourself with a spoon, you fucking angsty preteen.
>>698499198
>>698499396
you are both edgelordtsunderes
>>698499517
Phasma is also in Episode 8.
>>698498541
that... was interesting... i guess
>>698499287
Anyone claim Tora yet?
>>698499568
Well that's a new one.
>>698499630
:^)
>>698499662
ive heard but she probably should be dead. i also wonder how much trust the first order can put on her because she did lower the shield generator
>>698499517
I think I slept for 7 I dunno
I really want to play some smash but my bed is just way too comfy
>>698499630
I mean I'm not denying it
All I'm saying is other yuno is worse than me
>>698499662
She died though, shes probably only there for flashbacks
>>698499985
Hey shizuru how are you?
>>698499985
I agree
>>698500114
still discount Tsundere~chan
>>698500023
>>698500114
Disney wouldn't cast Gwendoline Christie and give her that much screen time only to have the heroes murder her in cold blood. And shiny stormtrooper sells toys.
>>698499936
I tend to come up with unique insults. Like "God damn fuckass bitch", "ass goblin", and "dongbreather"
>>698500114
I'm fine. Just got a sudden urge to bully Sachi.
>>698500311
Then why are you bullying the tsunderes?
>>698499143
basically, i liked the first half ending left me kinda sour i like romances, and psychologicals but i don't mind some action every once in a while jojo, onepiece, etc.
>>698500431
because i'm not cool
>>698500431
No bully!
>>698500370
Those are insults a angsty preteen would make.
>>698500496
Check what, lady? I don't see anything.
>>698500590
Says the one who said to me
>I'm going to cum on you
Hypocrite bully
>>698500572
me neither. :^(
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>698499985
Closet heratic lolicon
>>698500666
Says the one posting porn here. You fucking toeheaded little shitbuiscuit sunuvapussysmashing fuckass bitch.
>>698500702
The dubs in this post.
>>698500311
I'm not a discount tsundre!
>>698500354
Disney don't care who they cast.
They put a helmet on her face the entire movie nobody knew it was her
>>698500431
Hehe, well deserved I think
>>698500666
Satanic trips confirm
>>698500762
You were the one posting very lewd images
You were asking for it
>>698500821
Sorry, lady. I still don't see anything.
>>698500114
then dont move. a comfy bed sounds nice
>>698500354
yeah. kind of makes me wonder what they will do. im actually curious if any of the new characters will die in the 8th movie
>>698500938
How about now?
>>698500762
:v(
why do you want moka to cum on you?
>>698500826
you are
>>698501035
That's a very nice picture, but there's still nothing.
Corgied
Why are spiders a thing?
>>698501270
you got a nice view thats what you saw
>>698500943
Too bad I have a dog who needs waking and now I'm already up
>>698501039
I'm not
>Bully
Why are you bullying me
>>698501303
They eat mosquitoes be glad
>>698501364
Course it was. I still ain't seeing any dubs tho.
>>698501436
mosquitoes can't get in the house unless you're a fool though.
>>698501436
oh well im sorry then
>>698501303
Because spudrs a cute
>>698501270
>>698501524
Are you sure?
Pre lunch checkem.
>>698500771
But i'm not a heretic...
Don't be a meanie. Or do. Whatever.
Whitehairophile.
What's up? Boats?
>>698500826
Yeah i agree.
>>698500937
I was not.
>>698501039
I didn't say that at all.
They offered. I didn't take them up on it.
>>698502089
I'm... fairly certain
>I must say, you are exceptionally lewd
>>698501436
because im not cool
>>698502101
no
pizza for lunch?
>>698502174
would you take them up on it if you could?
>>698501972
Have you ever had a big one climb your foot when you're masturbating? i swear they only exist to ruin everything.
>>698502174
Your doing it again
Im gonna bully ypu until you put clothes on
>or take more off
>>698502346
Not my thing. No.
>>698502346
Rice salad.
>>698502245
Being lewd is fun, also check em.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>698502101
Pre pasta miss.
>>698502174
>Closet heretic
Nothing actually.
>>698501584
No but listen
>No spiders
>Insane swarms of mosquitoes
That means you can't go outside without getting shit on by them
>>698501866
It's okay I love my dog
>>698502174
>>698502346
I'm sorry for you
I think you guys are cool
>>698502506
Check what?
>>698502535
maybe it will just sit in your bed with you
>>698502388
clean your house better
>>698502564
These identical numbers
>>698502512
Pretty shit as I may say.
>>698502658
>Not lewd enough
>>698502650
I live with five people and three dogs and nobody will do anything for themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9xrsAmeeE
>>698493694
underappreciated waifu
>>698502405
>More off
Nope
>More on
Probably not.
You need to get a better handle of your libido, that's all.
>>698502512
Oh? Did you beat the boat sickness? Or just on hold?
>>698502535
>Cool
>Waifu thread
I'm afraid you are mistaken.
>>698502639
I mean sure I always love some company
>>698502825
>Three dogs
Your house must be heaven
>>698502658
Learn to get
>Checkum
![Syndra [135].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8lrwh4.jpg "Syndra [135].jpg")
>>698502771
>Not lewd enough
It was enough.
>>698502947
Repairs, expeditions and quest resets take time.
>>698502992
my dog always sleeps in my bed
new thread?
>>698502947
>Cool
>Waifu thread
Of course I meant you are cool compared to all the other anons on the chan
Pretty much everyone on this thread
No one cars about the 3D world
>>698503227
He does? That's pretty cool but my dog is too big for that
If I want to breathe he can't sleep in my bed, you however can sleep with whenever you want
>>698503299
Nice get
>Yuno
