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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>698502771
There isn't many lewds of her sadly.
>Check em
>>698502417 (bully)
Good to know If shizuru was futa and offered to cum on you would you let her?
>>698502432 (pizza)
same thing no?
>>698502535 (Discount Tsundere~chan)
no not cool
>>698502947 #
>Cool
>Waifu thread
Of course I meant you are cool compared to all the other anons on the chan
Pretty much everyone on this thread
No one cars about the 3D world
>>698503227 #
He does? That's pretty cool but my dog is too big for that
If I want to breathe he can't sleep in my bed, you however can sleep with whenever you want
>>698503299 #
Nice get
>Claimed
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Finally a proper claim.
>>698503686
Sounds bad.
>>698503710
Not at all.
still here
and
>>698503715
yeah she is a little dog. what kind of dog do you have? sleep with what whenever?
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>698503057
Ahh i see. So the boats still have their ...Anchors, i suppose, in you?
>>698503715
Think what you like. Perspective is good though.
>>698503710
I'd request she not.
>Just watched the Makoto episode
I was smiling the whole episode.
>claimed
I can't sleep
>>698503715
Excuse me? i think we all know who the coolest one here is.
>>698503865
If we're talking about dogs i have two golden retrievers, one of which always gets super excited when she sees me and the other is kinda lazy but will always set himself up next to me.
>>698503865
Yea I figured that, he is a Belgium shepherd.
>Don't be so smug with your mug
You know I meant, with me silly
>>698503963
Hi there Syndra
>>698504050
Don't be such a downer
Weren't you starting your oblivion game again? How's that going?
>>698503686
Sorry lady. I guess you just aren't cut out for this kind of work.
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>698504050
And you're still stuck in a web.
>>698504207
Hello
>>698503846
It's suffering.
>>698504236
Well damn, one more time.
>>698504177
Hey nui why not?
Golden retrievers are pretty fun, but they cant sleep with you either
>>698504240
How's the garden?
And you of course?
>>698504359
Just stop, is embarrassing
>>698504207
I am a downer. Apologies.
>>698504240
I've done nothing involving the spider other than a little dicking around in like, two threads.
I'm not going to heresy to a spider.
She's far too adult for a lolicon like me.
>>698504359
Oh wew
You'll find some sooner or later.
![Kirino [317].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iMMWEEo.jpg "Kirino [317].jpg")
>>698504359
You'll get there someday sweetie
guess who is also here
>>698504177
i had a golden retriever once. she was a good dog.
>>698504207
wow that is a cute dog, i can see it smothering someone. its just a mug. that is what i thought you meant
>>698504619
a cute
>>698504432
They can, my oldest golden usually sets himself up at the end of the bed.
>>698504728
Sorry for your loss, Tomoko Anon.
>>698504432
Don't tell me what to do.
>>698504532
Hopefully.
>>698504686
One more time
>>698504851
thats ok. she was an old dog which was good
>>698504728
Yea is way too hyper though so hugging him usually ends with me playing with him for an hour else he won't be satisfied
>>698504851
That's so cute
>>698505019
If you don't het dubs before my return you're a failure for the rest of your life
How ever I gotta go walk him now
So see you guys in a bit
>>698505019
I believe in you! :3
>>698504207
Oh. And the oblivion. It was going ok.
I got distracted by some crap on the net so i haven't been playing much.
>>698505139
i love you too
>>698505102
thats ok as long as they are happy and enjoy the walk
>>698505176
>Don't believe in yourself
>Believe in me who believes in you
>>698505059
I suppose so, it still hurts to lose something your so close to though.
>>698505102
See ya
>>698505176
Check em!
>>698505448
Dammit
>>698505448
>>698505543
Keep trying, you'll get there eventually
>>698505369
it was forever ago
>>698505603
Did it work?
she scamper
>akagi claimed
>>698505603
Best owner
Going to bed for real now.
>>698505632
Oh, still though.
i guess it's nice to have the good memories forever with you.
If this doesn't work i give up.
>>698505671
No, no it didn't
>Keep trying!
>>698505827
Best pet~
>pat pat
>>698506049
Uh oh...
>>698506085
Well damn.
>>698506085
Just came in the thread. Don't even know why
>>698505843
night
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>698504432
Fine and.. fine.
>>698504497
Right.
Sure.
I know you want to break the loli curse.
>>698506168
That's a real shame
>better luck next time
>>698506182
My Fate/Stay night just crashed
>god why
>>698506315
Poor you.
I think I take a leave again. No reason for me to stay here
>>698506315
hopefully i'm blessed with lewds when it happens
>>698506282
Curse? It's not so bad.
I'm not so set on lolis that i can't enjoy other flavors of girls.
Used to be engaged to a girl with DDs. Prefer them smaller, but it's no deal breaker.
Just like i'm sure you can like girls who don't have white hair.
>>698506514
Before i go though check these singles
Claim
>>698506761
Nice
>>698506762
hi
>>698506762
Squid.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698506664
More of a sickness then?
>Just like i'm sure you can like girls who don't have white hair.
Impossible.
>>698506913
Hey there. Doing good?
>>698507032
Yo
>>698507087
my neck and shoulder hurt besides that im ok
>>698507087
How goes?
>>698506761
For your try I roll for you at my leave now
>>698507214
Ouch, did you sleep wrong or something?
>>698507255
I guess it goes good. Just wondering.
>>698507046
I'm not sure what you'd call being a lolicon. Sickness sounds fine. Sexual deviancy sounds a tad more accurate.
>>698507557
Wondering? What about?
>>698507557
yeah i just want someone to rub it but you know
>>698507706
You know. Just stuff
>>698507772
I'd help out in any way that I can but...
>not gay
Heyho waifu
>>698508036
THAT stuff?
>>698508183
Chara? Been a while.
>>698508360
True. I just wasn't around that early for a while. It's 1 pm here.
How are you?
>>698508183
Hey
>>698508360
Yeah but you know, other stuff too. I'm blind so I'm just thinking about clear vision. Also being dead broke and stuff.
Well. I neglected this. But oh well.
A shitty time edition.
>>698503596
>>698508036
well it wouldnt get sexual that would be yeah
>>698508616
Hello Rory. What's cooking?
>>698508537
Heyo Squid girl
>>698508729
A night of literally shit.
c a n c e r
>>698508476
Only 3:30 AM here. Just haven't seen you around in general actually.
Doing well?
>>698508537
Mm, understandable. Depending how this goes today, my offer to get you your glasses will be there.
>>698508616
RIP Rory.
>>698508729
Ayy
>>698508631
I just didn't want it to come off as gay or anything.
>>698508729
We never talk any more. How are you?
>>698508842
Nah I don't think that's necessary. I think I'm getting new frames tomorrow.
![Kirino [319].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjB4aGh.jpg "Kirino [319].jpg")
>>698509042
thats ok i guess
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>698507558
You should keep it locked away.
>>698508805
Sounds horrible. What happened?
>>698508842
Doing well, yup, moving out next month or so.
>>698508846
lmao
>>698509042
That's because I wasn't on for quite some time.
I'm doing fine. Soon going to move out. How are you?
>>698509303
I have to bowel clean for a colonoscopy.
>>698508842
Havent eaten in 24 hours. Rip me indeed.
>>698509303
Oh I see. Are you moving far or nearby?
>>698509269
Yeah I also got another visitor so I had to wait until this late.
>>698509508
Don't get raped
>>698509042
Oh? Bout damn time! Get some good sturdy ones!
>>698509303
Ohhhh! I just moved out myself!
>>698509508
Truly the skelton Kangaland deserves.
>Whelp, that was a quick 30 minute depression. Enough of that shit!
>>698509682
who is it this time?
>>698509719
Yup. Plastic is shit.
>Was it me?
>>698509849
My other cousin. Lately he's been coming weekly and it's starting to annoy me.
Hey guys I'm back
>Tsun yun
Miss anything?
>>698509508
That's literally shit, alright. Reason why you have to do a colonoscopy?
>>698509682
Far. Moving in the middle of Vienna. It's gonna be awesome
>>698509719
That's awesome! Alone or with a roommate or a lover?
>>698509947
why does he come?
>>698509988
welcome back
>>698509988
Yo what's up. I don't know if you have or haven't.
>>698510008
Oh shit your Italian. Nice.
>>698510088
I have no idea anymore. At first I would do things with him but now I'm kind of ignoring him hoping he'll come back at least in 2 weeks next time.
>>698510088
So how are you?
>>698510108
Probably not, I was only gone for an hour
I was even in this thread
>>698509947
Get metal! Get titanium!
>Nah, I have little episodes when left to myself for a while. Luckily they don't last very long anymore! Before that would be a week or more of suicidal thoughts.
>>698510008
>Roommate
Friends...bunch of lazy bastards, ya right.
>Lover
As if I have anyone like that. Who needs one? Not me!
>Alone
This is California, no way could I live solo.
Moved out of my aunts house and in with my mom. Or rather, kicked out and my mom said I could live there.
>>698509988
no
everyone just being a fag like usual
>>698510108
Vienna is not in Italy. It's in Austria. The original Nazi Country! Adolfs Hitler Birthplace!
>>698510354
That.... well sounds a lot more harsh than I thought it would. Why did you get kicked out?
>inb4 not successful in studies
>>698510269
that is odd
>>698510289
playing witcher 3. how was the work
>>698510008
Yearly checkup. I just hate the taste of the laxative.
>>698509682
What does rape have to do with anything?
>>698509719
I know right
Iowa claimed
I'm back and what's up
>>698510562
walk*
>>698510289
Oh shit. I just press the bottom button now. I'm no longer caring anymore.
>>698510354
Getting metal.
>30 minutes coincide with my appearance. You sure?
>Also, are you me?
>>698510507
Fuck I'm an idiot! Fucking stupid of me! I must have read venezia or something. Damn.
>>698510562
Yeah, literally all he did today was show up and then we set up his bed to sleep. That's it.
>>698510599
Am I thinking the wrong one? Is this the finger butt one?
>>698509294
Aw come on now.
It's not like i post loli porn all over the place. I don't even frequent the loli threads.
Not my cup of tea. I'm aware i shouldn't like it, frankly.
>>698510400
>Rattle rattle
>>698510774
>i don't even frequent the loli threads
lying won't get you anywhere shizuru
>lying rattles
>>698510400
Aww so I did miss something
>Including you then
>>698510562
Great, the witcher looks so amazing
Is it as good as everyone says?
It was okay, it's really windy here though so hard to actually walk outside
But he could play with other dogs so it was worth>>698510673
I got that
>>698510770
Shit
Well now you know.
>Careless bitch
>>698510857
I really don't. Honestly, they don't post much that's to my tastes.
>Honest rattles
>>698510507
Literally cause my aunts a cunt. We got in an argument over some stupid shit and afterwards I told her to go fuck herself. She told me to get out right then and there.
>>698510629
Sup Freedom Bote. Boring night?
>Thoughts on this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twSfilEHF1I
>>698510770
Actually, it started subsiding when you showed up. I probably just really wanted someone to talk to, but I feel...awkward, trying to talk to people one on one when I'm like that.
>Why?
>>698510599
No one likes the taste of laxative I think.
Although talking about doctor things I like the smell of disinfectant.
>>698510770
Kek. Happens. At least you didn't think I'm from Australia.
>>698510629
FREEDOM THAT'S WHAT'S UP
>>698511074
>At least you didn't think I'm from Australia
Oi what's that supposed to mean
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698511001
And what would be something to your tastes?
>>698510770
that is not ok. i think he can take a hint
>>698510910
i think its pretty cool myself. wind is nice better than heat and thats good they like other dogs
>>698510770
No. I just drink 4 litres of laxative and have a camera inserted tomorrow.
>>698511074
I do enjoy that though.
>>698511001
if your honestly being honest i believe you
>believing rattles
>>698510910
yes
obviously including me
>>698511058
That sounds dumb. What was the argument about?
>>698511164
Many people seem to confuse Austria for Australia due to the similar writing.
>>698511337
Yes, the smelly smell of cleaniness.
>>698511245
Don't really know how to answer that.
A young girl being brutalized by some dick the size of her arm is not to my tastes. I can tell you that much at least.
>>698511349
Really, it's quite rare that i look in them, and i never really stay around.
>>698511245
I'm gonna guess he likes 3D kids, sicko
>>698511279
How far are you into it?
>My brother finished it barely within 200 hours
Yea its great I can just let him run loose all the time because he likes all the dogs
>>698511349
>Yes
Damn I though I had you there, why so hard on yourself sachi?
>>698511058
Nothing much and yea pretty slow night. Could be better but it could be worse so I'm not complaining
>sounds good. I feel like I've heard it somewhere before
>>698511164
Ayo man. Doing pretty good how about?
>>698511524
im about 8 hours or so ive been playing more disgaea pc and other thing sof late. does he like people as well?
>>698511524
I have already accepted i am a fag
>>698511443
Essentially, my aunt wanted me to pull the dryer off of a concrete slab and somehow measure the hole size for the vent. Not being a dipshit, I just looked up the model of it online and got the specs for it. She told me she still wanted me to pull it off and "double check". Having no way to measure it in the first place, I asked her how and why. She started getting all pissy because I didn't want to do it her way, or rather I didn't have a way to. She kept bitching and bitching, and I kept saying how do you want me to measure it? She eventually just said she'd do it herself and called me useless. When she walked out of the garage, I told her to go fuck herself. She came back in and told me to call my mom, and that I had till the weekend to get all my stuff moved out.
>>698511595
It can always be worse. Fortunately, my shift is over half way through!
>I wouldn't be surprised if you had, their music is pretty alright.
>>698511595
I'm playing Fate/Stay night
>this shit is awesome
>>698510910
I seem to be making idiot mistake after another. It must be my off day.
>careless idiot I am
>>698511058
Hmm... I guess that makes sense...
>I can't be alone with my thoughts or they destroy me. Like when I entered thread.
>>698511074
I don't see how saying Australia would be worse. Australia at least sounds like Austria.
>second idiotic mistake
>>698511279
I hope he can. I like having free weekends.
>>698511337
Oh shit way different.
>3rd mistake
Damn I'm an idiot.
>>698511736
Oh, Disgaea is a fine game. Sadly I couldn't get into Disgaea 1 that much. But Disgaea 5... I love it.
>>698511777
Nice trips and that's really a dumb argument.
I hope it's better with your mom.
>>698511954
Yeah, it sounds like it, but Australia and Austria are both some thousand miles away from each other.
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>698511482
Would shota threads be closer then?
>>698511524
Probably.
>>698511736
Ah so you have a lot of game time ahead of you.
>Disgaea
How's that? Always seemed like something I wanted to play never got to it though
And yea he likes everyone who I trust and who wants to play
>>698511750
Well I guess accepting it is better than staying the closet
What do your parents think of it?
>>698511954
Wait you think this is your off day? I thought this was regular for you
>Just stay in bed the whole day, that way you can't fuck anything up anymore
I'd pull her from my screen to make me happy
>>698511777
Nice copy/paste skills
>>698512062
Yeah but Austria and Italy have like no similarities. I don't even have autocorrect backing me up.
>>698512157
I don't make this many mistakes this quick.
>stay in bed
That's all I do and all I did today. I dont have much to do anymore other than eat and shit.
>ika
>>698511954
I've gotten better at getting over it on my own now. So the moods only last an hour or less rather than weeks.
>Fuck being alone without something to concentrate on.
>>698512062
It is. It's a bit warmer due to lack of any AC in the garage, but I have a lot more space in this new place! Once I get all my stuff over there, I'll be good.
>Still miss my dog.
>>698512403
The best.
>>698511954
dont we all
>>698512062
i think the slow start kinda sucked but its pretty decent now i think. i also do grind a little more than i should. ive never played the others. also hi chara
>>698512157
yeah i do. its a pretty neat little final fantasy tactics kind of thing with some good grinding stuff. i think playing with your dog would be nice
>>698512090
Nope. Shota hits a 0 on the attractiveness scale for me.
At absolute best, it's something i can overlook.
>>698511777
o fuck nice trips. lucky 7's. Eh I think there's a point where it gets to the worst point. How long does your shift normally last?
>>698511793
That's the VN right? Always wanted to get to that but never had. Waiting for the Heaven's feel movies which are taking forever lol. Though the VN might redeem the original anime
>>698511750
Hello Sachi. How am I doing?
I should have looked for the threads again earlier.
Surprisingly there wasn't one in the early morning.
I hope nobody got mad at me?
>>698512403
>Eat and shit
Made me chuckle, because it's literal and figural
Doesn't anyone here have any responsibilities though?!
All everyone does here is sleep and shit post, I'm so jealous
>>698512632
I think I might pick it up, if I remember its also on the vita, I might get it there so that it also has a purpose
And he only plays rough so I hope you like that, he won't give up his bone easily
>>698512625
As long as I'm not doing completely nothing like when I try to sleep or something, I'm good. Music is a life saver.
>>698512632
Agreed
Also, which disgaea is it?
>>698512925
Well, I would have more responsibilities if I had better vision. I can't even move my car anymore because I can't use mirrors or read signs. Had to ask y brother if he could move it for me.
>>698512925
sounds good. let me know if you do we will get you some cool classes. thats ok. it sounds like a good little time
>>698512157
I prefer visiting the closet
ocasionally to make sure im not 100% a fag yet
>>698512781
wouldn't liking shota also make you gay?
>>698512906
Oh look its me
Me is super tired
How could anyone ever get mad at me?
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVQ646T.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>698512781
What about shota and loli together?
![Kirino [310].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YSQv4Y2.jpg "Kirino [310].jpg")
N
>>698512870
That point is death, and once you reach that point, you literally wouldn't be able to complain about it.
I work full time, 8 hours a night, 5 days a week.
>I am so anxious about today, I just want to start it already!
>>698513205
I'm not so lucky, if I'm not busy doing something that can keep my full attention, my mind will wander a little.
>>698512403
>not even autocorrect backing me up
ouch that's harsh. But well, to be fair, I have no idea where you live if you give me a map of america and tell me your state.
>>698512625
That's something!. I like it when everythings is warm. I love the summer
>>698512632
Hi Tomoko. Well the others just have some different character design, stereotyping their characters even more and you also gain exp with healing, which makes leveling your healers much easier... oh and even more over the top animations.
>>698513536
iggers
>>698513558
But that's why you slap it back into focus right?
>>698513276
BOAT
I mean, probably. If it was shota with no female, certainly. If i just perfered females partnered with shota, then not gay.
>>698513423
Not something i'm fond of.
As i said, at best, it's something i can ignore if i like the rest of the art. Not often. Not aware i even have anything with shota in it saved anywhere.
>>698513205
Like what? And I forgot sorry hehe
>>698513250
Classes? I don't completly follow, I will let you know when I got it though.
>>698513276
Too bad each time you realise you are
>Nothing wrong with being a faggot deep inside we all are one
>>698513423
What is that? A 6 year old trap? Aren't all kids traps?
>>698513648
>>698513648
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