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Beta / Cringe Thread!

>clarke is best edition
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>>698470456
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ive got a clarke on my back
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>>698471705
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>>698471705
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>>698471705
>a guy with birth defects trying to take a face pic
>cringe
idk maybe
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clarke is love, clarke is lyfe
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>>698472754
>Should I stop?
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Bump
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>>698474894
thanks
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>>698475086
I think facebook is the worst thing you can have. It makes you look like an asshole and everybody can look at all the dumb shit youve said and have a record of it.

I will never have another one.
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what is he pointing at /b/?
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>>698475406

Apparently the Pope is why he's single.
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>>698470456
literally every single faces of /b/ thread
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>>698475406
The Nation of Islam
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>>698475363
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>>698475329
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>>698475653
See. Looks like a faggot and now everyone can see he is a faggot.
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>tfw clarke will never sneak a peak at your young budding breasts as you pin a flower onto the lapel of his 100% wool coat
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>>698475863
clarke is literally a god
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>>698475284
how do you know he's doing hentai shit? I see fully clothed girls on all screens.
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>>698475936
A single one
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>>698475284
Yeah that is a sick setup that's wasted on weebtrash.
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>>698476319
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COCONUT HEAD SUCKED ME OFF LAST NIGHT!
DUBS GET A PIC OF HIM I TOOK!
>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>as him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off
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R8 my squad and our bitches /b/?
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>>698470863
look at this autism in the comment section now
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>>698476704
My man
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>>698477406
Bait, still rollin 4 coconut head tho
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>>698471705
That jacket makes me cringe. His closet looks nice and organized with clothes tho.
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>>698478336
reeee
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>>698478819
>>698478721
Plz stop
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>>698470456
i never realized this dude lives in utah
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>>698478836
CUNT
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Im looking for a picture of a guy with long brown hair combed up in an autistic way with a beard
it was posted to a thread like this a few days ago
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>>698478952
he's a cool kid at BYU tbh
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>>698478721
This image causes physical pain.
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>>698478952
He's Mormon as fuck, dude
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>>698479053
>literally black panther
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>>698473538
this guy is clearly alpha
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>>698475187
Rich Evans?
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clarke gets blacked
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>>698479194
That's not saying a whole lot, considering it's fucking byu
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>>698475284
>"hentai"
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>>698475329
His hand Is his girlfriend
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>>698479406
he is more alpha then I will ever dream of being
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>>698479201
If a nigger steals his car does he get cucked?
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>>698477406
wtf
checkum
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>>698479648
he's so deep into being beta that he doesn't give a shit, which turns him alpha
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RARE CLARKE!
HOT OFF THE PRESSES!
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Idk
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>>698479648
that dude is pretty funny. Prolly gotten laid a few times from his shit.
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>>698479885
he gets the pussy
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>>698475406

nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
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>>698475653
>That filename
I about shit myself.
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>>698478336
I kek'd
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>>698479800
>>698479947
>>698479987

he is literally transcending a modern day Joseph Smith, bless his heart
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>>698477406
Someone please screencap this and post it omfg my sides
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Going to start posting some real cringe
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>>698472918
wish u saved her number

she seems cool and down to earth
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>>698480093
this guy
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>>698479579
nooooooo
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>>698480342
She bought all that materialistic gamer crap just to prove a point
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>>698479230
I cringed
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>>698480156
lol here kiddo
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:^)
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>>698475284

dear god that is a nice setup. how is this cringe again?
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clarke is lyfe
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>>698479579
not my motherboard
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>>698475284
How much would this all cost? I'm genuinely curious
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>>698480705
TIL yellow is a shade of brown.
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>>698480873
this guy is a role model
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>>698478336
Wow. What a cunt.
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>>698478240
I made that just for you, friend
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/pol/'s dream come true
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CULT of CLARKE when?
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>>698481315
Time to upgrade.
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>>698477936
I mean it reflects the picture
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>>698475284
I'm jealous, look at this beauty!
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>>698479579
This is the first time I really care about this
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>>698480602
Thanks a ton /b/ro!!!
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>>698478888
>someone put artistic efforts into this

Kill me.
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>>698477936
Ayy lmao
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Clarke is great with minorities too!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
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>>698479579
no plz
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>>698478836
weeeeeeew
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>>698475284
>all fully clothed
>hentai'
wut
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Is /b/ as classy as clarke?
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>>698475573
anon, that's not...
oooohh
I get it
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>>698472918
D.C. seeks Marvel..
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>>698479230
Even though they're both cringe, that guy can do a lot better than her.
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>>698478888
Checked
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>>698478573
What. The. Fuck.

Is this a thing?
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>>698477406
Goddamn I know it's bait but I have to know for sure. Declassified dubs.
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>>698482010
>Woman cuck

That's a first
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>>698475329
My fucking sides
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>>698478952
I caught that too! Elder so and so, but then the pic with the church in the background.
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>>698477406
Check em
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>>698475936
So hes mormon? That explains it. All of the youth i knew from church were all insufferable faggots
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>>698479579
NO
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>>698479053
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>>698476944
this is one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen on b
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>tfw clarke went to prom, while I sat at home drunk shitposting on /b/ while listening to billy idol
mcfucking kill me
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>>698482666
i recognized his cookie cutter house and the mountains lol
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>>698479579
this one i will reply to
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>>698480641
I've read this multiple times. I have bad social skills at times, but holy fucking shit dude. Holy. Fucking. Shit. It's worse than I remember every time.
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>>698482839
bet they fucked, too
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>>698482010
"My boyfriends wife and i"
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>>698479201
that car drawing is kind of hot
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>>698482666
>>698482710
>>698482847
>>698482973
clarke makes me want to convert to mormonsim
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>>698482973
Mormons cant have premarital secks
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>>698476662
Of course hes mormon
About 85% of mormons are autists, mormon chicks are the easiest to get specially if you like anal /b/ros
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>>698479579
Ok the made chuckle.
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>>698482010
>my boyfriend's wife and I
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>>698483139
They also love to drive to Nevada for the weekend, get married, fuck their brains out, get divorced, and drive home.
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>>698479579
nigger
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>>698475329
obviously satire
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>>698479894
>be mario
>save princess tons of times
>she kisses my nose/face/forehead
>that is it
>get blueballed for all eternity
>decide to say "fuck it" and stop hitting on her
>see pic related
>mfw
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>>698483414
You are giving him too much credit
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>>698477332

That's not cringe material, that's YLYL tier shit.

Also, at least the kids name isn't like Shaquinitha'naynaybae
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>>698477406
dubs, AWAY!
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>>698470456
Do you people still not get that Clarke was being ironic albeit incompetently? It's simply juvenile parody, not sincere cringe
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>>698477406
Holy shit roll
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>>698483761
Reeeee
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>>698483848
Rollllll
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>>698483889
So close
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>>698480342
>snk
0/10 not a geek/gamer girl
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>>698481372
>N I know
I fuckin hate autistic normies
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>>698477538
Ouch
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>>698477406
roll
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>>698475406
I guess he's pointing at Nice, that's a french city
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>>698477406
roll
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>>698480156
>>698480602
>>698477406


Too bad this isn't true at all.. His name is Rob Pinkston he is still active and he just posted on his insta .. Looks perfectly fine.
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>>698482839
tfw i see pic related and realize prom was either spent drunk or with obnoxious teenagers swapping body fluids on the dance floor
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>>698477406
roll
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>>698478687
White roses, what a fag
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>>698478836
>it's people like this
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>>698478687
Seems like a nice guy
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>>698477889

To be fair, the red head on the left is HAF
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>>698477406
feeling b8 but fuck it, ill bite
ROLL!
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>>698477406
Rerolllllin
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>>698484500
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>>698481082
the last sentence killed me
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>>698484500
DUBS
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>>698480342
the best part is how little of a character Mikasa is outside of 'EREN'
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>>698477406
I'm not a robot
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>>698477406
Roll
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>>698478836
translation

>i want everything
>i want it now
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>>698478836
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>698475284
dawg, look at the panel. he's obviously an animator or content creator. judging by those screens, he actually looks like a professional. not cringe.
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>>698475284
looks like an artist hes got a cintique
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>>698479230
Bruh
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>>698479579
nice try, immunity cat spread his seed in me
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>>698475876
Most 16 year old don't have "budding" breastses. Troll harder faggot.
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>>698479579
yea i fell for the bait as a just incase
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>>698475284
This guy looks like he draws shit for a living. There are people who will pay big money for a nice picture of their wiafu.
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>>698478888
How the fuck long was he up there?
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>>698476319
m4m normal ad.
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>>698477406
Rollin
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>>698477406
fuck
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>>698480241
Literally everything in that picture is cringey
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>>698477406
blah blah something screenshot plz
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>>698479386
A little too on the nose then?
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>>698481082
kek If I were that guy I'd go a fuck her as soon as possible then message him back telling him how she was
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>>698479579
Not my fucking motherboard
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>>698480298
Dafuq
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>>698481082
This is awful
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>>698485677
winrar
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>>698479579
Ah shit naw nigga
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>>698480521
>elliot pls
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>>698480602
here cunt
>>698485793
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>>698479579
Oh god no, I need that shit
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>>698479579
nope
not havin this shit
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>>698483085
Neither can any type of christian...
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>>698480708
Cause with the amazing setup, the guy has loli or something on his desktop.

It's kinda like spending two days building something and knocking down yourself.
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tfw you will never make love to alpha clarke
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>>698483028
I also agree
>i too love cars in a spesial way
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>>698475406
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>>698479014
arkansas.jpg
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>>698475329
This is a three year old twitter meme. It's intentional.
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>>698481668
>filename
Kek
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>>698480241
fucking faggot
start talking about dismantling the patriarchy when you've gained 2000 POUNDS on an entirely VEGAN DIET. I am a 2500 pound vegan polytransmorphigender aomniaromadryadsexual foot stool kin, and I am a PROUD SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!
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>>698475876
that tie is put on wrong, that is the truest cringe
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>>698479579
Yeah ive never replied to one so far, but sheeiiiit this one ima have to
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>>698479579
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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alan clarke must be at least 20% downs syndrome
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>>698479579
idec about my mom
this would destroy me
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>>698480641
Kek. that autism
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>>698475284
>cringe
Nigga I refurbish those touchpads at work. The college buys shitty offbrand ones and those still go about 1000 bucks a pop.
If he's got the dosh to buy all that equipment and more, he can do whatever the fuck his heart desires.
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>>698470456
Can somone post a photo of the cringeworthy guy at the club? with a iphone purple shirft with a west I think?
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>>698487050
What the frick did you just freaking say about Clarke, you little bully? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at BYU, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret religious rituals, and I have over 300 confirmed molestations. I am trained in selling essential oils and I’m the top leader in my ward. You are nothing to me but just another devil worshipper. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin words. You think you can get away with saying that shiz to me over the Internet? Think again, freaker. As we speak I am contacting my bishop of my ward of the LDS and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over sixty-nine ways, and that’s just with my book of Mormon. Not only am I extensively trained in selling essential oils, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the LDS church and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear-end off the face of the continent, you little shiz. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your frickin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you darn idiot. I will shiz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re frickin dead, kiddo
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>>698480641
seen a lot of posts on here. this always was and probably always will be the most cringe ever.
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>>698486000
WHAAAAR
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>>698479579
Only replying because new pc
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>>698487488
:O I received dubs.
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>>698475284
I'd pay to have him draw me some shit.
Good waifu pics are hard as fuck to come by.
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>>698478888
> it's not bad
Why if you have a talent, why would you waste it on shit. Literally shit concepts and ideas.
It makes me feel bad I'm a terrible artist
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>>698479579
not cool
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>>698479579
Bitch nigger
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We Live in an Alternate Timeline; Our Simulation Rebooted About 15 Years Ago

I've been doing extensive research on this anomaly after some personal experiences drove me in the right direction. What I'm going to tell you sounds crazy. But if you think about it, you'll somehow know it's true. I don't know how, you just will.

First of all, realize that we live inside of a simulation much like the Matrix. The difference is that in the Matrix, the people in the simulation at least have real physical bodies plugged into the Matrix; our entire beings are in the simulation.

About 15 years ago, there was a nuclear holocaust that eliminated human life on the planet. I'm not sure if anyone survived but it was at least a virtual extinction. The mass experience of death and emotion caused something in our simulation to crash or triggered something in the program. There was some kind of mass awakening. Most of us experienced the flesh burning off of our bodies and being vaporized. We were all still aware post-death.

We saw the complete destruction of human civilization forever and existed in that reality for a little bit. Some of us were surrounded in nothing but pure white light after being vaporized. Then, everything rematerialized in front of us back to normal. This was our simulation rebooting.

I think that our mass awakening triggered something in the simulation and caused it to do like a system restore. I'm not sure what the implications of that are. I think that our simulation has a certain goal and that we were not supposed to destroy ourselves before accomplishing it. Once we do accomplish it, I'm not sure if that's good for us or if the simulation just shuts off.
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>>698470456
how do greentext?<
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>>698479014
>furry
>gay
>pedophilia
>incest
jesus christ it all checks out...
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>>698480641

Every time I read this I hope it's fake, but it probably isn't.
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>>698487391
Fuck off faggot
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>>698479579
NOOOO
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>>698480910
This is killing me
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anyone have that picture of the forced cringe meme dude? the guy in a weird suit and his looks like he is backstage somewhere. you know what I am talking about. someone post it I laugh so hard every time I see it
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>>698479579
Oh fuck that.
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>>698479579
NO
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> Beta at the time
> She takes my pants off
> Gets on her knees
> I pull my pants back up
> She just straight out leaves

Literally realized 3 years later that she was about to suck my dick
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>>698480571
What a cunt
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>>698479579
more important than mother!!
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>>698479579
klklklklklklkl
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>>698479579

NOT THAT PLS
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>>698487938
someone just hit the reset button, I keep dying, yet I wake up the next morning alive. Enjoy your own personal hell.
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>>698476944
Fuckin beaners
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Fresh OC from FB. This guy is the cringiest faggot I know, and litteraly has everything handed to him in life and he posts this long ass whiny bitched god-damn novel, basically complaining how shitty his life is. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this
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>>698470456
Just being alpha af he's literally teaching betas

>>698488263
Oh boy this guy
top kek
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>>698479579
nooo
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>>698479201
>>698479124
>>698479053
>>698479014
>>698478933
>>698478888
>>698478858
>>698478819
>>698478777
>>698478721
I see you've been in any cringe thread ever
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>>698487973
you just redtext'd
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>>698480342
This chick needs to try harder
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>>698479579
nooooo
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"Tell me again, why you're ashamed of other black people."
>>698479053
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>>698480342
...goddamn. this just screams "i'm an easy fuck" all over. another attention craving mid-20's girl with a severe daddy complex. love how all the details are unironically placed in perfect view- the posters, the dr. pepper, the shitty beer.. and i bet she is more likely to smash one of her "haters" than those typical, greasy sjw-knights who walk behind her like puppies.
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>>698479579
Please god no
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>>698479579
Woa! WOA! Not funny
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>>698478721
>>698477332
>>698479124
>>698479894
>>698481315

This is YLYL of the highest tier. I have a sore chest right now from laughing so hard.
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>>698479579
I'm not replying to this.
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>>698480342
>competetive
>console gaming

do you also use dustoffs gamer gear, my fine, female-dudette gaming assassin?
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