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ALRIGHT, CUNTS. ORDERS JUST CAME IN. WE NEED: >20 Dubs >1

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ALRIGHT, CUNTS. ORDERS JUST CAME IN.
WE NEED:
>20 Dubs
>1 Trips
>69
>420
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>>698452706
On it
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>>698452788
YOUR DUBS ARE NOT FUCKING SPICY ENOUGH
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>>698452788
Good samaritan
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YES CHEF
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YES SIR, ILL MAKE THE TRIPS SIR
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Sure thing sir
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>inb4 you're a wiz
check em'
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>>698452706
YES CHEF
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HERE WE GO CHEF
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>>698452910
FUCK OFF, YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE BASIC DOUBLES. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
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no fuck you
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>>698452706
k boss
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Heard, Chef. Coming now.
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U got it
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>>698453060
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>>698452706
suck my asshole nigger
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someone check on the trips, I got the dubs
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>>698452706
yes cheff
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>>698453010
IM SORRY SIR, IM TRYING MY BEST
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>>698453123
ayyy 123 gud enough??
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Yeah ill start the 420 in a bowl right now
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>>698453133
The next anons got'em
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coming right up !
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>>698453133
let me help you out.

any word on the 420?
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Incoming trips, fresh from the oven
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I cant even cook why am i here
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>>698453242
Alright, I'll start mixing the trips
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spotted dick
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OH GOD, YES CHEF!
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>>698453363
Coming right up, anytime now
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>>698453363
Blazin it
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Niggers overcooked the 420
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COOKIN' BY THE BOOK CHEF
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>>698452706
fuck off ya wank
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Amateur chef here, but I'll try my best to make a 420
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>>698453455
Fine work on those doubles, the trips just went in the oven
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I'll show you, I'm not an idiot sandwich
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Getting on it
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YES CHEF
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>>698452706
Coming right up fuck wad
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>>698453554
GOD DAMN IT YOU UNDER COOKED THE TRIPS
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>>698453009
OVER COOKED. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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Sir! I just put the 69 in the mixer!
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I heard you could just microwave the 69
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>>698453701
Sorry chef I'll put them back in the oven
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>>698453802
It's better mixed, then grilled.
Speaking of which, time to grill!
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What do I do with the trips that are in the oven?
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69 on the way sir
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Damn, Ill try for dubs
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I just finished masturbating so I can help out.
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>>698453802
NO IT'LL EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOID
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Cook 'em
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>>698452706
aye yo boo boo i gotcha fow twentayee right here
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Delivery here of probably something shit.
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69 done chef
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>>698453992
Yes sir
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>>698453943
Fuck, a bit to much salt, I'll try with dubs to pick up slack, don't worry anon
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Duh I cuh ih ruh chif
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are this dubs cook enough?
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>>698453969
This cum covered 69 will be great! The faggots here will love'em!
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ill try to make more 69
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>>698454071
IT'S OVERCOOKED, YOU SON OF A BITCH
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Look what I made chef
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are this dubs cookd enough?
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on it b0ss
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>>698453969
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>>698454162
That's fucking autistic, get outta here
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Whose keeping track of the ingredients
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>>698453969
69
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The fuck is the point of this thread
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>>698454020
Oh sheeite honey pie lemme try diz again
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We're halfway through the dubs lads, c'moooon
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>>698454298
A real pro just pull shit out of his ass.
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FUCK I BURNT THE TRIPS
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prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
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>>698454348
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>>698454395
What is the point of even being on 4chan
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Trips on the way chef
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>>698452706
You get nothing.
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>>698454405
Mommaz secret ingredient outta make it work diz time
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>>698454395
You can't cook for shit get out of here before chef sees
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>>698453772
Sorry chef il try again
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Don't eat on the job Dan, you fuckin goof
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>>698454555
nice cooked trips man
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DO WE HAVE ANY TRIPS YET?
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>>698454535
YOUR ON 4CHAN? GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
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ON THE WAY CHEF
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>>698454555
Git checkd
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>>698454395
cook my mama's launch
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>>698454659
>>698454555
Good job anon
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Need a 420 and a shitload of dubs
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>>698454535
>>698454588
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>>698454569
WE ALREADY HAVE THE 69 YA WANKA
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Herro, my name is Miko. I new here
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>>698454697
YOU'RE
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>>698454902
Miko u messed all the fucking kitchen man
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>>698454902
FUCK OFF JAP, WE DONT SERVE RICE HERE
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>>698454799
>>698454744
>>698454659
>>698454555
>>698454569
Thread is delivering
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Trips in the window chef
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WE NEED 5 MORE DUBS AND A 420
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I found a rat in the kitchen, but it is OK because I cooked it.
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>>698454569
who the fuck told you to make another 69.
Get on that 420 or GTFO
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420 coming right up sir!
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tripz coming up
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>>698454902
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>>698452706
Just finished the risotto, chef!
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I'll handle the trips
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>>698455088
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Oi m8 i got ur fuckin order you moose cunt
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ORDER UP
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420 on the way chef we need more time
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420 is ready sir
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Going for my 3rd dubs chef
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2-3 more minutes chef, and the 420 should be here
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>>698454585
Why aint that somthin new mommaz secret ingredient usually work, oh well, lemme put some chicken grease up in heyrere
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Trips ere shef
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>>698452706
yes chef
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Sorry chef, ill do better
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>>698455238
Fucking burnt it trying again
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Someone get on that 420
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Epic chef who got the trips here's the 420
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>>698455244
it better be, no more fuckups today!
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>>698452706
On it Chef!
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HOT HOT HOT HOT COMING THROUGH
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WORKING ON TRIPS SIR CHEF
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Check out this new, dank soda chef.
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Order up cunts.
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hold on, I got u fam
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GET ON THAT 420 PEOPLE
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I ordered dubs an hour ago where are they?!?
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Do we have enough niggers in the kitchen to make a 420?
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>>698455343
THANK YOU SIR
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>>698452706
the 420 is in the oven chef. its going to take ages coz its a huge piece of number
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>>698455343
Good job everyone. We did good. Back to 4chan how was everyone's day?
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>>698452706
420
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SIR CAN YOU CHECK IF THESE TRIPS ARE READY YET?
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>>698452706

I am now the chef of this kitchen!
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We did it, let's go home
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>>698455555
FUCK CUSTOMERS ALL JUST ASKED FOR SECONDS PENTS PENTS PENTS!!!!!!!!
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>>698455555
YES CHEF@
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420..trying s secret recipe
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>>698455304
Exerrrz meh who you think you talking too white boi. I aint gotta put up with diz shit (Storms out of kitchen yelling in nigger.) >>698455261
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>>698455555
MOTHER OF CHEFS
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>>698455555
Holy shit fucking quints
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>>698455444
Get it to table 16, I'll get to that 420
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>>698455555
YES CHEF
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>>698455555
THESE COOKING SKILLS ARE UNHEARD OF, WHO ARE YOU
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>>698455661
Nigger go toss a salad and stop thinking ur nigger shit dont stink mother nigger
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bout to get the 420 on this shit
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>>698452706
420 get
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Rolling in my 5.0
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>>698455694
Who ordered the Quints no wonder 420 hasn't come out
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>>698455740
Hey Dan, treat that nigger with a bit more respect
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i wanna touch myself
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>>698455555
HE HAS BEEN USURPED
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I'll try Mr Ramsey
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>>698455555
YES CHEF, DUBS COMING UP SIR.

HAPPY TO WORK UNDER YOU
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Got your 420 coming right up
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>>698455551
So close
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>>698455700
WHY IS THERE A DOG IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!!! THE SAFETY INSPECTORS GOING TO CUT MY FUCKING NUTS OFF!!!!!!
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>>698455555

LEGENDARY COOKING SKILLS
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>>698455555
oh lord
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>>698455837
the words Nigger and Respect have no right to be in the same sentence as each other so GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!!!
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>>698455843
Not on the food harold
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I think theveryone customer is gonna leave were running out of time
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Chef I can't :'(
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YES CHEF
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Are my trips good enough chef?
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>>698455555
Keep this up, youre gonna get us that michelin star Chef
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420 coming right up
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>>698455555

For the first time...

In all my life...

I am...speechless...
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Dear America,

You can keep that fucking wannabe Scot, who is actually English.

He is a cunt, big headed like the Yanks and likes to suck the cock like all the male Yanks.

Thanks
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>>698456007
WHO LET THIS SOULLESS GINGER FAGGOT INTO MY FUCKING KITCHEN??????
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>>698456062
THE TRIPS ARE FUCKING RAW, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
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>>698455990
Don't click dog lit on fire
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Coming right up, mr. chef sir
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>>698456103
sry chef, my brother wanted to see me work
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>>698456074
Can we substitute the quints for the 420
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420 get
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OUR 420 SIGNATURE DISH IS GOING TO BE FUCKING RUINED!!!! ROLL HARDER YOU DONKEYS!!!!!!
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>>698455555
DUBS READY CHEF
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When will this torturous rein of terror leave this god-forsaken thread?
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yes chef!
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Plz God give me this 420
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Here you go boss
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I DEDICATE THIS 420 TO THE NEW CHEF >>698455555
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One order of 420 coming right up chef!
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ROLL HARDER
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420 ALMOST READY, LITTLE LONGER CHEF
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>>698455555
>>698455555
420 for our newchef
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420 phaggotz
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420 roll
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>>698456340
too fuckin raw so close
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420 coming up
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>>698456415
415 CLOSE ENOUGH PLATE THAT FUCKIN SHIT UP THESE PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY!!!!!!
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>>698456418
YA FUCK THIS SHIT IS UNDERCOOKED. DO IT AGAIN
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420 incoming
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>>698456415
>>698456418
>>698456429
>>698456431
>>698456432

Unacceptable!
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Missed it
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420
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>>698456074
Seen it 3 times this week :/
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>>698456201
Oh who is diz hey boo boo how you doin ( swings hips and blows a kiss.)
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We need the 420!
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I DIDN'T GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL TO SERVE SHIT DUBS. MAKE WAY, TRIPS COMING THROUGH
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Quints and double spare 69 are good but in this restaurant I won't let a customer just get mildly satisfied.
I'm gonna try and make them the best 420 they will ever taste.
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ALRIGHT RAMSY-SENPAI DUBS HERE
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>>698455555
420 COMING RIGHT UP SIR
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Cook this shit yo
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MY DEAD NAN CAN GET THIS DONE FASTER
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>>698456593
Get back to the kitchen
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>>698456730
JUST A LITTLE LONGER
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420 Now
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Two orders of 420 coming right up chef.
840!!!!!!!!
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>>698456549
You aren't even going to call their mothers whores or tell them to go fuck themselves? Are you really a professional cook?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 420?
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>>698456814
AAAND DONE
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>>698456830
YOU FUCK!
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420 cooking
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WONT LET YOU DOWN THIS TIME , CHEF. 420 IN THE OVEN
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>>698455555
>55555
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Alright boys, 420 coming up soon, remember what we trained for. I BELIEVE
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>>698455740
OoOoOoO who you think you takin too boi i whoop yo ass lil meat white boi
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>>698456896
nononoono i need to make a few adjustments
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FOUR TWENTY COMING UP
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>>698456988
aaaand done
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420
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Dunno if I can take this heat chef
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>>698457082
shit
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DON'T MISS THE 420
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PAY CLOSE ATTENTION YOU CUNTS, WE FUCK THIS UP OUR KITCHEN IS DONE
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420 get
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>>698457144
i keep getting dubs but no 420, PLEASE 4GODS, GIVE ME POWER TO SERVER THE CHEF
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>>698457222
YES SIR
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ROLL LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER ROLLED BEFORE
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Swear to christnI will quit if that 420 ain't done
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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread? Hehehehehhehehe
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>>698452706
Hayyy 420 up in diz bitch
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>>698457247
Did someone say 420?
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420 blaze it
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>>698456593
kek
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Oh golly gosh chef this is my first time preparing a 420, I hope I didn't screw up too bad!
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420?
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>>698457282
THE 3RD POST BELOW ME WILL BE 420
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>>698457220
We've got a 420 coming right up. Holdo on most of my ovens are filled with jews...oh there's an open one. Let's cook this bitch
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420 BAKED TO PERFECTION CHEF. MOLTEN CENTER
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ahhhh
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when you trip, you rip T
pirt
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YOU CUCKS
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420 coming right up sir we have it in our grasp.
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>>698456201
shit, overcooked them a little bit. Do you think the customer will notice, chef?
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420 coming right up
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420
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>>698457405
i have failed my chef
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>>698457425
YOU FUCKING BURNED IT
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE MISSED IT
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>>698457425
WE'RE DONE FOR
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all these 420 getter failures in life
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42O get sir
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>>698457425
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>>698457425
FUCK YOU. YOUR 420 HAD TOO MUCHIHA SPICE IN THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT. DO IT AGAIN
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>>698457578
not on my watch
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Chef, what can we do? We have no likely possibility of another 420... Should I get the fruit punch for the crew?
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Helping the chef
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>>698457369
MMMh step aside let a sistah fry up some 420
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>>698457520
ONE HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES TOO HOT M&!!1
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Stand aside fellow chefs! 420 plating up
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Is chef still here?
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>>698457838
Still here you cuck
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>>698457775
Fuck you mean nigless only real sistas get 420
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these retards not understanding when 420 is likely to occur
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*background music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
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>>698452706
How are these scallops, chef?
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Let's bake boys
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pack it up boys. There's no coming back from this one
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>>698457989
Check my 420 faggot
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What have we got left on the service?
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