ITT: we're all on a bus ride together
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ITT: we're all on a bus ride together
gona b fun
>>698452467
>long silent awkward bus ride.
ANYONE WANT SOME TENDIES!? MY MOM MADE ME SOME!
>>698452467
anyone here want to fuck the bunny?
>>698452701
Just as long as Tyrone sits in the back
>>698452467
>Did we just hit that faggot? Or do i still need fap material tonight?
>silently fapping in the back
sitting in the front seat
>>698452987
*sings* The Muslims on the bus go: BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
>i just farted
>I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
>I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DONT WORK THERE ANYMORE
A lady came into the store asking for some material...
>SOME MATERIAL SHE WANTED !
FELT ! SHE GOT !
>I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
>>698452467
>cough
>>698453079
>everyone would be silently fapping
>it's the /b/us
>>698453339
hey guys we shoud sing a song!
>>698453495
I vote for some moonman
>>698452467
>reading my book while listening to music to not hear the fucking stupid people talking shit and that baby than can't seem to stop crying because its mother is a total whore why am i one this bus again shit
> walk to the front of the bus and pisses on the driver
![d2f28d51325518ae75186541e3457305[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hDHxPN6.jpg "d2f28d51325518ae75186541e3457305[2].jpg")
>>698452467
Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.
>>698453079
hey anon what u doing back there
>bus driver turns around while he's at a red light
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP. NO IMMUNITIES GRANTED BY READING THIS.
>>698453495
Amazing horse!
Am i allowed to shoot the shit out of people out the window?
Deez nuts
>>698452467
WHO FUCKING FARTED?
![B3J1thi[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NoeYvG4.jpg "B3J1thi[2].jpg")
>>698453495
99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF BEER! TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND....
>>698453846
Driveby shootings aren't tolerated here Jamal
>>698452467
The asshole in back of me has headphones turned to maximum volume, so all I can hear is his faggoty dubstep.
>>698453617
>>698453809
>>698453846
Fuck off /k/ike
>>698452919
I saved the spot
>>698453846
only if your part of a peaceful religion then go crazy
>>698453981
cumin for that booty
![maxresdefault[2].jpg](/image/image-404.png "maxresdefault[2].jpg")
>>698453846
Jamal, why do you have an AWP?
>>698452467
Why is this fucking driver going so slow? We're going 50 mph. Even cement trucks and school buses are passing us.
>>698453956
>implying a nigger would use a gun like a gm6 lynx
Yeah but are drive by pink mist a thing? Can i make it a thing?
>>698453981
Tfw Judy is actually thicc tho
>>698453981
We dont need that shit here you /d/egenerates.
>>698454010
HEY MAN LEAVE THE GUNFAG ALONE IF HE WANTS TO SHOOT PEOPLE OUT THE WINDOW HE CAN YOU FUCKING MONKEY NIGGER WHY DONT YOU TOSS YOURSELF UNDER THE BUS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH FAGGOT
>>698453981
That bunny has a great dumper.
carrot/10...would bang
>>698454194
Then get off at the next stop faggot
>>698454010
/b/itch please, ill fuck off when i want to
>>698453981
T H I C C
T
H
I
C
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Great... Now we wait for 10 fucking minutes while that nearly deceased old cunt tries pathetically to push that stupid bag on wheels probably containing the ashes of her long dead husband up the 20cm gap onto the the bus. Fucking great. I didn't need to be anywhere anyway.
>STOP KICKING MT SEAT !
>>698453981
"Hope he doesn't do anything to my bunny butt" - Dan Avidan
WHY IS EVERYONE FAPPING TO A RABBIT
>>698454595
Why aren't you?
STOP THE FUCKING BUS, YOU MISSED MY FUCKING STOP
>>698454276
Hey bus driver, some dudes are gangbanging a rabbit, should we be concerned?
>>698452467
pucker up! dubs get doused
>>698454060
>>698454156
>>698454194
>>698454276
>>698454350
>>698454521
>>698454635
>>698454667
I've seen worse
>>698454667
Lmao nigga you gay? Got eem bruh
>>698454783
oh god what have you seen then?
>>698454759
You will never get that carrot ass
>>698453951
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
>>698454759
would cum on/10
>>698454910
Suicide squad
>>698454824
I sort of expected a gay orgy on the /b/us.
>>698454910
Muslims. Lots of muslims. Far worse things from those sand niggers.
>>698455017
If not that, a waifu gangbang
>>698453339
god dammit everyone put down your windows
>>698454759
fuck
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>looks around
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>presses button repeatedly
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>gets angry and spams button
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CANT YOU SEE SOMEONES SHOOTING THIS SHIT UP??
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>PRESSES BUTTON REPEATEDLY
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>>698454667
Just keep on going and don't look back. They will get off soon enough.
>One way or another.
So are we going to do it tonight or what?
ALLAH AKBAR
>>698454194
Legitimately expecting civility on the /b/us
CIRCLEJERK TIME ON THE /B/US
>>698454759
I missed my stop cos I was too busy looking at that bunny's ass.
One femanon probably be on the /b/us. Tits be shown. 2/10 tits sadly. Still tits though
I CALL DIBS ON THE BLONDE
>>698454667
Dont worry about it, if it gets 2 violent then ill stop it. Stop asking me fucking questions I got to drive
>>698454033
Odin
wills it
>>698454093
Fuck off cuck
RACE WAR NOW! RACE WAR NOW!
FUCKING BURN NIGGERS! SPICS AND ARABS TOO!
>>698455133
doused
>>698455555
>>698454916
shut up
>>698455688
doused
>>698455911
>mfw
>>698455461
Here you go anon
>>698455911
this stuff literally smells like a fresh shit is right under your nose
>>698455851
You wont
>>698456101
7/10
>>698456023
LOOK OUT A NORMIE
KILL
KILLKILL
KILL
KILL
KILLKILLKILLKILL
KILL
>>698454759
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM THERES FUCKING PEOPLE GANGBANGING A RABBIT!!
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CON.. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONCUNTORWEHAVEAPFOBLEM
PRESSEMERGENCYTOTALK
>>698456177
EVERBODY LEAN TO THE RIGHT
WE GONNA FLIP THE BUS
GONNA SINK THE ENTIRE BOAT TO KILL ONE RAT
>>698452467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8RoH-ky6Kw
>>698456177
>>698456122
doused also summer fags
>>698455824
>yugi is in a bypassing bus
>hes now the chef of our kitchen
Stop touching your scabby dicks. I'm not your m'lady. You are not an alpha, either. I'm going to talk shit about you with my friends from Harvard.
Please get cancer.
>>698456115
A~am i allowed on the bus?
*waits patiently*
hey guys what's up
>>698456389
hey dude how did your test go?
>>698456342
Sit in the back of the bus you bitch
>>698456389
If I tell you, will you sit on it?
>>698456342
I really, really, really want to tell you to go drink a certain substance, but that joke has been so overused I can't bring myself to do it
>>698456493
i dunno i think i flunked it
>>698456269
>>698456389
"Anon, i got to take a shit"
>>698456342
Blacks sit in the back
>>698456342
sit on my lap
>>698456557
if you woulda said bleach i grantee you woulda had trips of truth
>>698455911
Fuck off with your cunt spray!
>>698456177
RACE WAR NOW! KILL THE KIKES AND NORMIES!
>>698456269
Fucking stole that from my conductor we have a problem post nigger
>>698456334
Kekd like a fuck
>>698456527
i-im not gay Anon, you should behave on the bus
>>698456622
doused
>>698456601
Is this from the show? It looks like it but I can't imagine seeing a pose like that in a kid's movie.
Does anyone screencaps?
>>698456601
GONNA NUT
>>698456823
Zootopia
{pissing intensifies}
>>698456823
Show?
>>698456864
I wasn't asking what the movie was.
>inb4 short bus
>>698457023
That's just inherent
>>698456601
>>698454759
>>698453981
This is a good bus ride.
>>698457023
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>698456512
Awwe *whimpers* why :(
>>698456557
Wiiiiiinneeee?
>>698456645
Im white thank you <3
>>698456647
Owo why?
>>698456724
I'm not gay either, just horny.
>>698457131
As president I insist all NEETs get the fuck off the bus. Your grubby, crusty bodies are not welcome.
>>698457164
>why
You know why, slut.
>>698457164
You know someone is a femanon and an attention whore when she replies to everyone. Tits or gtfo
>>698456342
>>698457164
FUCK OFF YOU SUBHUMAN NIGGER FURSHIT POSTER BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!
>>698456342
Fuck off
>>698457433
doused
>>698457433
Also the heart emoticon kek
>>698457433
As president I command you to have a stroke and die.
MR BUS DRIVER, OP IS BEING A FAGGOT SO HE SHOULD MOVE UP THERE WHILE I SIT NEXT TO THIS CUTE GIRL
(now start stroking)
>>698457313
>Judy is bus driver
>this is the case for now on
>>698457259
ok lets do it
Are you sure this isn't gay
>>698453981
These look like actual candids, she either looks concerned that a picture is being taken or unaware.
>>698453362
Get to the back, you raving nigger
>>698457929
It isn't gay if it's for a klondike bar.
I am your bus driver, and you shall know no greater bus driver above me.
>>698458145
It's not gay if you don't kiss
>>698454000
Must obey the trips
Fuck my life... I hope this ride ends soon
>>698458273
Fuck you bring back the thicc police bunny
>>698458273
fuck off nigger we want bunny ass to be our bus driver
>>698457360
Is someone horny ^~^
>>698457433
Boy also <3
>>698457541
What do you want from me! *lays in a fetal position and cries*
>>698457556
How about you fuck me *winks and blushes*
>>698458396
fuck, I hate furries but slutty ones like you are such a turn on
>>698458396
GET OUT FAGGOT
>>698458538
Nigga you fell for some hard ass bait
>>698458396
Um bus driver we have a whore on board, and theres a bunch of Hobo looking dudes trying to gangbang her what do we do?
>>698458711
And its dressed in some fucking animal shit please help
>>698458377
>>698458655
>>698458711
Can we pull over? I gotta take a peepee.
>>698458282
Is it gay if I lick your anus? For lubing purposes of course.
>>698456101
timestamp?
>High School Marching Band
>Band Bus
>Implying this is any different
hey guys hows it going :) my names Muhammad, mind if I place my "backpack" next to you?
>>698458896
Not the same poster but tongue to anus is not gay unless the receiver moans
Or farts into the givers mouth
>>698458657
>implying I care about it being bait
What's our destination OP?
>>698459196
How abou fingering? Just to loosen it up of course.
>>698458396
>Is someone horny
What do you think?
>>698459399
doused, would also like to know
>>698459399
Men's tickets are still 5£ sir
inb4 this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2AEdx_-lMM
>>698458538
Mm~ thats good
>>698458655
Nope not until im pleased hun >_<
>>698458657
Why would i lie? *flops in your lap*>
>698458711
>>698458793
Oooo fuck i do love playing dress up
>>698459027
Mmhm i know that personally *wink*
>>698459195
Do you happen to have burek in that bag sweetie? <3 <3
>>698459399
Florida to cali ^~^
>>698459195
Muhammad its me Abdul!!! Come sit next to me
>>698459399
>Pussy Town
Umm guys whats with the bus ads?
>>698459816
Don't worry about it nigger
>>698458377
>>698458380
TOO BAD
>>698459703
Yo Abdul! Hows it going, todays gunna be a BLAST. I just hope someone dosn't bomb it
>>698453770
why
I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?! I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!I GOT A 12 INCH DICK! WHO GOT A 12 INCH DICK?!?!
fuck
>>698459552
Dont let me forget about you :*
>>698459696
I wanna stick my penis into you.
>>698453432
>cough
>cough
>>698460183
EVERYONE STOMP YOUR FUCKING FEET
>>698459887
Whats with them supporting israel? You guys dont think jews control the city right?
Quads
>>698460383
I swear to fuck you are all gonna die tonight if you don't do as I say
>>698460429
I said don't worry about it you fucking shleckmo
It sure is great to sit in the Colored section.
>>698459696
You may have our seat if you can beat both of us at a masturbating contest. I will warn you, my friend is highly trained.
ALLAHU AKBAR!
*discreetly browses trap threads*
>>698459696
i've got a bulge in my pants you gotta fix
>>698461276
Sweet cheese and crackers!!
>>698460305
>>698461098
Ok anons im tired but its been a pleasure ^~^
>>698459696
please sex on us
>>698452467
literally the bus
I swear if you assholes cum on this ceiling again I will pull the trigger to this guy
>>698461476
i haven't even cummed yet, useless slut
>>698459696
Can I get a blowjob on the way there?
>>698461276
Nice try young man
>>698461357
HEY ANON WUTCHU DOIN IM JUST CLEANING UP THIS MILK ON THE FLOOR WANNA HELP I DONT HAVE ANYMORE NAPKINS BUT WE CAN USE THIS COMPUTER ARE YOU PLAYING CLUB PENGUIN ON THERE LEMME SEE
>>698460823
What the fuck did you say? Im just asking questions no need to get angry, dont get your panties caught in your pussy lips
GET THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP!
*tries to make a noise out of the bus seat cushions*
>>698461768
this bus is going to stench of Seminole fluids real soon driver
>>698452884
There's that one guy in the back who faintly says "yeah">>698452919
>>698461401
>>698461513
>>698461701
>>698461757
You boys really want the sexy dont you <3 how can i please everyone at once?
>>698462089
*noose
>>698462074
Shut up Jamal and get that stupid anime mask off your head and gimme those potato guns
Hey there ;)
>>698461461
>>698456601
>>698454759
>>698453981
>>698452884
Back to work, officer Hopps!
>>698462154
You can start off by killing yourself useless slut
>>698462338
hoe
ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>698462338
Not without a bus pass :)
>>698462154
by using all your holes as they should be used, of course :^)
i bags that booty
>>698462154
Die
>>698462154
I call nostrils
>>698462154
Gangbang on the back of the bus, I get the pussy. May I?
>>698462154
Furfag gtfo
>>698462538
Ear holes
>>698461700
>>698462477
doused
>>698452467
I'm gonna kick your seat the whole ride, bitch. Also fuck headphones. I'm gonna blast my German metal from my laptop. My kicks will follow the beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36tt_oi1wPE
>>698452467
who has the cocaine. i know one of you fucks do
>>698462548
HOLLY SHIT WE HAVE REAL BOOBS ON THE BUS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>698462154
I'm gonna cum all over your face
>>698462074
Wrong bus motherfucker
someone help!
>>698462154
Let us use your body however we want
>>698462154
Can I have some love too? <3
>>698462074
Get off my bus you smug cunt.
>>698463283
If that slut won't deliver how about we just use you.
>>698463175
Fuck you. Choke to death already. You won't be swallowing anymore chicken bones in hell.
We're all going to die!
>>698462979
I know what you're thinking.
>>698462094
OPEN THE DOOR! LET ME ON!
who wants to sit with me
Where the fuck are we even going
Fine, I'll do it myself! Here we go!
>>698464775
OK look, nobody panic. There's a bomb on the bus. We have to keep going at least 55 mph. Anybody have any ideas?
>>698465112
Can I sit on your lap?
>>698452467
I'm surprised you could fit this many people on a short bus
>>698465432
No, that wouldn't help. Also, I'm standing. Anyone else?
>>698465112
Yea I got one
Kys.
>>698465112
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OFF THE BUS, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
>shoots bus driver and eats tendies
>>698465462
67 people isn't much
>>698465662
NOBODY CAN LEAVE THE BUS! He's watching us. You need to sit back down, please!
are we there yet?
Where in the hell is this going?
>>698465930
I pull down my pants and pee all over Keanu
>>698466065
hot
>>698466065
That was unpleaseant, but at least we're alive. I understand you're afraid, please, I'm a cop.
>>698466323
Ma'am please don't encourage him.
I have a new on board rule: NOOOO FURRIES :^)
>>698466323
Join in the sexy wet fun with me ;)
>>698466614
Confirmed, furries will not be tolerated. Just keep this bus rolling, mister!
>>698466614
i accept you as the driver
save us from furry hell
>>698466614
Ok, but this isnt helping. Keep us over 55mph!
>>698467097
Here's some cake
>>698467486
Thank you, citizen. Please remain calm.
Alright everybody, listen up, today i'm going to tell you my best public bus story.
>Be me a couple years ago
>Recently out of college and no money to buy/own a car
>Decide that the best route to go is just take public transportation to work
>Ride the bus for a few months, everything goes smoothly, just the occasional druggy
>One day im on my way to work, just sort of lazily sitting in my seat near the front
>two stops after I get on, the bus stops for this tall white guy
>He gets on the bus, and just stands there at the front for a while until the driver tells him he either has to pay his fee and sit down or get back off
>Reaches into his pocket and pulls out random change and pays
>At this point I can tell somethings not right with this guy
>He is visibly shaking and muttering under his breath
>Brush him off as being a meth head, not all that unusual, they've always just minded their own business
>Guys walks down the aisle a little bit and then just stops
>He is wildly looking at everybody, spinning around, sudden head jerks
>Bus driver tells him he needs to sit down
>At this point im starting to get nervous, this guys freaking me out
>He starts breathing really hard and kind of crouches down
>Pulls down his pants and drops a massive shit right there in the center of the bus, accompanied with a nice helping of liquid diarrhea
>Kicks off his pants all the way and runs toward the back door, throwing it open
>We weren't moving very fast, so he just jumps out, faceplants it, and then gets back up and runs away into some alleyway
>The smell is so rancid that the bus has to stop right there and we evacuate
>Wait another 30 minutes for replacement bus to arrive and then finally arrive to work
>Later learn from driver that they had to call in a hazmat team to clean it up, and they had to reupholster the whole bus because the smell had soaked into the seats
>Buy a car a month later and never take public transport again
Sorry if it was hard to read, I am shit at greentext
Ahh fuck it, it's taking forever
ALLAH AKBAAAAR
>>698466020
Fuckin' ants!
AIGHT MANG ERRYBODY PUT YO HANDS UP IN DE AIR DIS ONE OF DEM ROBERRAYS
HOLY SHI-
>>698466020
Op's mom's house
I'm too high to give any kind of a shit about some lame ass bus ride with a bunch of /b/ fags....just drive fast and ignore stop signs
>>698467868
There's another one! Everyone get down!
>>698467980
Yo honestly we've got enough problems, man. Be cool...
>>698467868
AH SHIET NIGGA WERE DIS CHINK CUM FRUM, FUCK DIS SHIT HOPELY DERE GON BE MO JOINTS 2 ROB IN HEVEN
>>698468629
>>698468629
STRAIGHT TO THE BACK FOR YOU
>>698464218
Beat me to it
I'd kill you right now!!! Go eat free samples from costco
>>698452467
anon, could you move your seat forward a tad, it's tighter than a duck's asshole back here
>>698469734
Starting to think nobody is really sensing the urgency of this situation. Or their all underage. Tough call.
This is one of the threads where you think "Hey this could be fun".
But then it isn't.
>>698464218
it's my nestegg anon, at my age ya gotta think ahead.
Thred is ded
I've gotta shit, can we pull over for a sec?
Time to secreatly cum in people heads
>>698470763
We have a walmart bag and some febreeze, we're not stopping
>>698470555
You're fuckin' crazy. When I find you...
>>698470763
Sorry, you'll have to wait until after we exp-errrr... save everyone.
>b bus
>nothing but shit posts
You're all disgusting.
Fuck this, I'm out. You guys can just blow up.
>>698467097
10-4 good buddy
>>698471917
Don't leave us, matrix
>>698472330
SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
>>698472479
Constantine, help!
Why cant you fags drive? I hate this bus
>>698472803
Well looks like I fucked up your other mode of transportation. You can walk.
If dubs we crash and all die.
>>698473451
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT
>>698474402
Pays fair and takes ride in best thread in a while.
