Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698438324
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>698449575
Yo legless
>>698449681
Sometimes I like making puns, but I need something that doesn't sound like Carlos level garbage
>>698449918
Im hungry.
>>698450021
That was fast.
>>698450021
>>698450096
><> ><>
But it was all just a clever ruse.
>>698449918
Hey! how are you?
>>698450132
shhhh yell summon him
>>698450346
forgot my fucking pic
>>698449918
Oh. Well you probably shouldn't stare so hard you start hallucinating then.
>>698449982
>Rattles
>>698450303
wow you fooled me
full priced forever claim ;)
>>698450272
<><
>>698450316
Fine, you?
>>698450346
Yell? My brain is confuse.
>>698450572
He's leaving the name out on purpose.
Mods=Gods
>>698449575
Yo, Emi!
>>698449841
Drink, Rory. Drink till you're full.
>>698449855
I don't mind, I really want this car! It's a 1987 Supra!
>I love bikes, but I also love cars too! Older cars, anyways...
Yep. As soon as parts are made to replace it, they'll fix it for free since it was a recalled part that gave out!
>>698449918
Precisely. My dad said blow up his phone, but that seems like a good way to piss the dude off.
MANDATORY claim
-mavis
>>698450705
Nah I'm not, that would be too much of a hassle honestly.
>>698450021
Too many rules kill yourself Faggot
>>698450456
I think you are the one who has been staring for too long.
>>698449087 (Rory)
No, your gets attempt didn't work.
>>698446672 (Sachii)
I didn't say I was switching, the only reason I would ever switch is due to a lack of pictures and not being honest about which character is better suited to be a waifu.
>>698447031 (Shizuru)
It's pretty cheap here, but the soda is still good.
>>698448772 (Doll)
Agreed.
Cant tell if the people here hate me.
Miho claimed
QOTT:What are you eating for dinner?
I'm eating some spaghetti because its cheap, tasty and loaded with carbs.
Mostly because its cheap.
Alright only because its cheap.
>>698451084
Nothing i had taco bell a few hours ago.
>>698451087
Grebanyy pedik ostavit' nit'
Hello again.
Doll claimed.
>>698450214
Oh yeah you're going into hospital aren't you?
>>698450303
Got em.
>>698450316
Good thanks, lying in bed and not sleeping. Yourself?
>>698450456
It's real hard not to.
^ Only swimsuit pic I have.
>>698450735
Exactly, wanna keep on his good side. Don't want him to hike the price, or worse, flat out tell you to fuck off.
>>698450916
10/10 would watch sunrise with and smoke joint again.
>>698451084
I had a chicken omelette and chips earlier.
QOTT: Why don't you find a job? Why don't you move out? Find yourself a nice girlfriend! Get a nice job and an apartment. I know it's hard ever since your father died, but he wouldn't like seeing you like this. You're my baby boy and never forget that. Your father loved you very much.
Ice claim.
Hello friends!
>>698450735
Clear liquids only. Thats it and I can only have certain soups as well.
>>698450916
No, it was me checking my appeal for a ban.
>>698451084
Chicken noodle soup without the noodles. Because its all Im allowed.
>>698450926
Have you been lurking recently or just busy?
Haven't seen you posting much, unless different timezones.
>>698450316
Oh her emi. You make any progress on Shizune's route?
>>698451338
Hello!
>>698451340
Why?
>>698450621
summon carlos an his puns
>>698451454
I have been busy
AYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYyAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAA
>>698451084
>
>>698451281
>Tell me to fuck off
I'd cry. Okay, not really, but I sure as hell wouldn't feel good about it.
>>698451332
I have a job. Can't move out cause California living price is insane. Don't want a girlfriend. Apartments are expensive. Dads alive and he's fine with me.
>>698451340
Vodka is clear. :^)
>>698451454
That isn't me you're responding to.
>>698451566
Mhmh I see, makes sense.
>>698451525
Hello!
Anyone remember how yesterday Carlos got quints. What a legend.
>>698451653
This is confusing.
>>698450902
Lies and slander.
>White hair ophile
>>698450916
>Rattles more
>>698451281
It's not that bad, is it?
Claimed!
>>698451596
AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY
YOKO SHINOBUNNY AYAYAYYAAY
>>698451654
you have to stop
>>698450621
I'm alright, tired. what's up?
>>698450735
Hey, what's up!
>>698451281
Playing wow, going to go to bed soon. really tired today for some reason
>>698451469
a very very little bit.I plan on hitting it hard later this week. I've also been neglecting my Mass Effect book...
>i guess i just dont want to read apparently
claim
Gardey claimed.
What's the craic?
>>698451084
I just realized i haven't eaten in past 12 hours.
Closest thing is breakfast, which will probuably be eggs or something like that.
>>698451760
Whatever you say, closet heretic lolicon.
>>698451715
No need to be confused young kyouko
>>698451760
>Rattle rattle
>>698448500
Yep and yes it was. Setup wasn't as bad as I thought, laid tables and put up stands all around the park. After that it was kinda just stand around really, you could go off and have some fun but if you were needed you were called back. Never eaten so much fried food in one day.
>>698448772
True. If it weren't for the filenames you wouldn't be able to tell.
>strong weightlifter woman to strong independent woman.
Topkek. That's how she's been received as well. Black or brown as you suggested would of been fine. If I played him more I'd be more inclined for that, want that sweet Genji skin, or a Zenyatta skin since he's been a go to lately.
>>698452022
i saved the thumbnail
might as well kms now
>>698452022
Oh you gave it away.
5 days of chasing that damn squirrel
>>698451770
Forgot to mention who she is, fiora from xenoblade chronicles
>>698451871
I feel it. I've been putting off everything including eating today really. I only woke up a couple hours ago
http://www.strawpoll.me/10941372
>>698452242
>>698452348
>>698452382
i'm sorry mai
>>698451871
Not much. Bout to head back home!
>>698452073
Fried food? Did you have deep fried butter stick?
>>698452472
that thread was not mine you have no proof
>>698452553
Nah m8 thanks for the laugh.
>>698451084
I haven't eaten yet, but I will within the hour.
>>698451062
>People not acknowledging your existence.
Maybe pic related will do something for ya.
>>698451281
I have never gotten high before, but a friend once told me a year ago during a phone call that he was high, and we talked for about 2 or more hours about how we could have possibly been siblings in a past life.
>>698451340
Oh. Good luck with that.
>>698451596
>>698451773
I'm going to back away slowly...
>>698451760
>Swimsuit rattles.
Saber claim
>>698452743
Hey cute tsun doing well?
>>698451871
Oh cool, what race/class do you play as?
Hate those days where you feel knackered from the get go for some reason.
>>698451897
In the braic
>>698451760
To be honest it can stare back all it likes at this point.
>>698451770
>>698452282
She looks alright. Never played it though.
>>698452073
Yeah, hidden benefit of numbering pics.
It's true though! It's stupid cuz her story is kinda the opposite of that.
Same, not too big on Macree. Loving the nice white Genji though.
Why's that? Has the buff made him a lit better?
>>698452908
no yoko
you are part of the ritual for summoning ayaya
>>698452794
http://archived.moe/b/thread/697643100/#q697648278
First reply.
>>698451871
I'm doing alright
>>698451532
CARLOOOOOOS
You aren't him aren't you?
>>698452242
Kill is squirrel
>>698452908
Bikinis?
>>698452908
Im use to it....
>>698452410
Y'all niggas gotta break the tie.
>>698452978
How are you doing Doll?
>>698453100
Err, second reply.
>>698451770
If that was Melia i would have said a Metal Face quote.
oh well.
>>698453672
well yeah but the thread from to day with this >>698451654 you have no proof THAT was me
>>698452293
that sound healthy. Now that I think about it I also stopped reading the Hellboy comics like a quarter of the way through.Reading is hard. I started my new work schedule and I work Sundays now, went in at 8 and I couldn't even get into the building until an hour later when my coworker showed up for his shift. I could have slept in dammit
>>698452743
ahh you at work right now?
>>698452978
my main is a Tauren hunter and then a Troll shaman. and come this teusday a demon hunter.
>Tuesdays are my day off fuck yeah
>>698453494
Doing anything fun right now?
>>698451281
Yep. Got another full 24 hours if no food ahead of me.
>>698451525
Going into hospital for a day procedure. Colonoscopy.
>>698451599
So is whiskey. So is tequila. All are allowed.
>>698453885
Are we supposed to believe that someone went out and killed a squirrel just to frame you for no reason?
>>698454121
Just in stream, nothing much. Trying to see who kill squirrel?
>>698452410
>>698453565
I'm calling the police and reporting a potential crime. They will be informed of your intentions.
You can't hide from the law.
You can't fight the law.
I AM THE LAW!
>>698454616
>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10941459
Since you goys are too dumb to break a tie.
>>698454616
Your doing it wrong.
>Miho
>>698454121
Totes healthy. The only problem I have with reading is I always prefer to read something I know is good rather than take a chance
>>698452908
>That pic
Dios mio. Have this in return
I've never gotten high either, but I would with sexts guy.
Kek, your mate sounds like a cool guy. I don't know how that conversation lasts longer than 2 sentences, let alone 2 hours.
>>698453497
That's a cute gif.
>>698453656
Pretty good. Yourself?
>>698454121
Ah fair enough. Never played wow on but know enough about it from my mates. Nice little break from the working week then.
>>698454404
Colonoscopy then. Ouch. If I'm remembering right, don't you have Crohn's? Runs in my family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38WmjxnvMk
>>698452963
I am not cute or tsun!
And ya, doing well enough I suppose. You?
>>698454121
Nah, just got home from dinner. About to go to the store.
>>698454404
GG, perms drunk Rory for 2 days.
>Mfw there's an MR2 right down the hill from where I live now
>>698454404
Have fun getting fingered I guess
>>698455059
Doing alright, about to go to bed because I have work early tomorrow.
I hate sleep...
>>698454616
how do you do that with the pics
>>698454578
not me i swear
>>698454440
well i mean coincidence someone else may want to kill squirrels you guys gotta stop balmeing me
Claim baby
>>698455059
I do. Its my now yearly scan. A little early but it helps.
>>698455139
Ill have to mix with sprite for most of it. Spread it out.
>>698455153
Im used to it. Ill be knocked out for it so I wont know what happens.
>>698455325
k, I believe you. You wouldn't be one to kill. How the hell do you even catch one?
>>698454764
Well, good night everyone
>>698455478
you can use this tube they get stuck in when they try to out ive seen a video
6am sounds like a good time to sleep.
Night.
>>698455463
Good luck mate.
>Look at this sucker.
>>698455139
Doing good. Playing WoWS atm
>>698456093
Hey operator
>>698454578
who kill squirrel?
>>698454797
Yeah, I used to hate reading as a kid but I got into it cause I started seeing all my favorite shit had comics and books like Metroid and Turok and I've been getting into more and more. I kinda go into these short phases where I really want to read but I'm just never in the mood
>>698455059
The timing matched up pretty good but the only down side is my days off aren't together
>>698455139
oh ok, where did you go to eat?
>>698455323
Oh fair enough. Think of the paycheck though!
How can you hate sleep? It's great.
Night if you're popping off.
>>698451599
(Sorry for late reply)
Yeah it'd suck, one because you lose the car and two because you were told to fuck off. Are there any others you've got your eye on?
>>698456358
Have a good one.
>>698455463
Yeah, better to get it out the way, and like you said, you'll be knocked out anyway.
>>698455775
Night.
>>698456464
Hello
>>698455325
My computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=248YwHA2wLg
>>698456599
Not popping off yet, got a few more minutes to spare.
The reason I hate sleep is because it takes up too much time. I mean, a third of my life is wasted by sleeping.
>>698453044
But every time you drag me along, I lose my sides.
>>698453494
I have a few more bikini pics, but I think that one was the lewdest I have.
>>698453497
I think you need hugs.
>>698455059
Tbh he called me first and then got high, but he only ever did it that one time. He called be because 1. We're best /b/ros, and 2. I'm the only person that he knows that would have phone conversations that long with him.
woot woot
>>698452743
>deep fried butter stick?
Kek, not walking down that path.
>>698452978
Yep, more useful than you think. I have some that aren't numbered, but those are special. Didn't follow up on her story much. Assuming it's pretty good. Yeah every since the nerf he's been off the radar. 75 to 40 for the alt fire, just fuck my shit up. The red lights are pretty sweet. To me, it has. Not dying as quick and I'm able to put up more of a fight. Aside from that, a nice change from just using Lucio.
>>698451906
I am not a heretic :(
>>698452025
>Rattles
Hi Miho
>>698452908
>Swimsuit rattles
>>698452978
Fair enough i suppose
>>698457032
Improved version with cory
Why is everything so quiet
>>698457000
>checked
yeah.
>>698457032
>>698457389
>Burrt!
>>698457231
Hello
>Miho
>>698457000
Don't make me drag you along then
>>698456464
Wish I could join, out at the store atm though.
>>698456525
Mexican resturaunt. Was pretty alright. They had a guy going around and playing the guitar to tables, it was kinda cool!
>>698456599
Ya, but they're about twice as much as this one though. Ah well, if it doesn't happen then I just need to keep saving.
>>698457130
But Maki, it's truly the 'Murican way!
>>698457932
>>698457517
niceeeeee also yes thread is slow
what should we talk about waifu come on lets do something lets talk about stuff and things
>>698458008
!Miho.23.52
>>698454440
>>698453100
>>698452472
>>698452242
>>698451654
we need to talk about this esdeath
>>698458255
Screen cap?
>>698458008
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Who else is watching?
>>698458008
>kisses <3
>>698458632
>>698457932
Alright I'm actually going to be going to playing something else soon any way
>>698456929
How've you been operator it's been a while
>>698458863
>K
>>698458749
Dammit i forgot to say 2016 rio
>>698458937
>
>>698458863
Things suck right now. I cant get a break on anything.
Playing some all for one. 5 Panth isnt a bad pick against Ekko right?
Watching
>>698459042
I just wanted to feel special.
>>698459074
Oh it's Miho I just saw the file name as op earlier and I just assumed
>>698459006
I don't know who you are anon but thanks for that
>>698459228
You are special to me.
>>698459467
>I don't know who you are anon
Good night thread!
>>698459467
>>698459228
Oh, you're special
Yes, yes you are!
You are VERY special!
Who's special?
You are.
You are~!
I'm finally here m80s
>>698459212
<3
>>698459228
I do too sometimes
>>698459599
Night!
>>698456525
To me that'd be a blessing, having split days off. I prefer little on offs than 2 big ones.
>>698456983
Ah gotcha.
But if it's vital for living/quality of life is it really wasted?
>>698457000
Jeez man, nice swimsuit AND trips.
Ah okay I get ya. There's that one person you know who has never ending phonecalls, and your the person they know never hangs up. Still, what a guy. Still close to him?
>>698457130
Yeah I'm the same, like for example ^.
If I remember right she was about to win world's strongest wonan but abandoned the contest to save her village or something. Jesus that's pretty bad, can't even kill a roadhog with your full combo without crits. Yeah Mercy and Lucio are the go to supports for me, have to try out new Zenyatta.
>>698457932
Oh alright then. You said you'd have to save for 2 monthsif I remember right, so if this one does slip, you'd only have to save for 4
>>698459200
I dunno, those quint ults are pretty nasty.
>>698459599
Night.
tem claimed
QOTT: how can we spice up the thread
ill go first july 15th at around 4:30pm
>>698459599
gnight
>>698459775
Hello Anonon! were you here when the other Anon made you an Ohayou? i was here when made yours but i have no clue if he did Nui.
>>698459655
>>698460037
Post more dicks
>>698460211
>>698460037
First to do what you squirrel killer?
>>698460037
Add some cayenne and paprika.
>>698458749
Ayyyy, Smugs.
>>698459775
Yo, Nonon.
>>698459859
>Save for 4
Nah, this one I could afford right now if I take a small loan. The others I would need to save for, because this one is fairly cheap.
>>698460176
Probably working on the Nui one right now, knowing that cutie.
>>698460347
Did you even try to compete?
>>698460377
im giving you a hint the date of something also you have no proof you al have no proof
>>698460211
Jesus that resolution
>>698460570
the day you got banned
>>698459579
Sorry Kyouko
>Found the image on /c/ so I just assumed that it wasn't a thumbnail