ITT we pretend we are in an office
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ITT we pretend we are in an office
I'd Frick the receptionist
Flick*
>>698448286
why do we have to share the bathroom with the niggers, we need "no blacks allowed" areas
>>698448493
You clearly didn't get the memo HR sent out last week. And where the fuck are those reports??
>>698448286
Also if trips we get twin towered
>>698448881
This isn't the 50s anymore terry. When are you gonna retire?
>>698448286
Goddammit, who stole my tuna on rye again?!?!?
Michael!
we sure are in an office, huh guys?
>>698449155
You know what, that's ok. That was the bait sandwich, enjoy your projectile vomiting and diarrhea fuckwit.
Who touched my waifu poster?
>>698448881
what the fuck are you talking about? this is an office there are no niggers or women working here. I also think you should retire, your senility is getting out of hand.
Okay everybody I have heard some complaints from Sally that somebody is ejaculating in her lunch. Please stop and if you are going to be touching yourself, do it in the bathroom pleae
>>698449485
You know the rules. No modifications to your desk area
>>698449682
She was probably complaining that there wasn't enough jizz in it, she's a fucking slut. I totally did her at the last Christmas party, along with Chuck and Larry.
>>698449628
I'm not going to let a fucking nigger have my job, or a nigger loving faggot like >>698449044
>>698448286
Uh, yeah. I'm working on those reports.
>>698449628
Don' forget about old black Charlie. Would you like me to clean ya shoes maser?
>>698449682
Sally signed for the first turn for this Friday's bukkake session, so please save your cum for Sally's mouth
>>698449913
Look. I will not deny that she did it with me and I'm a woman but this is still sexual harassment. Would you have any idea who it was?
>>698449941
You better not be on 4chan again
>>698449485
The blade.
>>698450408
Well, I can tell you it surely wasn't me...>.>
Fuck the IT guy he cant even fix my make my excel document load fast its only 400mb
Toilets clogged again
If I rape the recepcionist but make her cum it still counts as rape?
I'm kinda low on my rape rate for this semester
>>698450565
I can't help it, it's the pre-workout
Look people I know the fucking server is still down but I can't do anything about it right now, I'm playing Doom.
>>698450786
I did fix that for you, I deleted it.
>>698450994
shes a slut man i dont think you would have to rape her
>>698450903
>Toilets clogged again
SEE?? It's because that filthy nigger old black Charlie, he only eats KFC and watermelon and clogs the shitter every time he uses it
>>698451052
i rebooted my pc 3 times like you said but it still isnt working
>>698451198
Fuckin Charlie and his atomic shits. It's a good thing he's the janitor, huh?
>>698451198
maybe but someone stays in there for hours and gets paid?
>>698451220
Try it again and get back to me in about 3 hours.
>>698449174
WHAT?!!
Hey bill, how's it goin? Anyone else hear a 737?
>>698451278
he just fucking leaves it
> slips a whopee cushion onto someones chair without being in sight
> wait while working on stuff
>>698448493
>>698451408
Jim put my things in jello again!
>>698448286
WHY THE FUCK CAN"T THE PRINTER EVER WORK WHEN I HAVE TO PRINT OUT MY FUCKING R37-BTs!!!!!???????
>>698451220
Oh and don't forget to submit that support ticket.
>>698451003
What board are you on? If it's not NSFW you can stay on it as long as you also do your work
>>698451366
I thought it was overheating so i put water on it to cool it off
>>698451439
Fucking Charlie....
>>698451503
Fuck your jelly
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>>698451220
I hadn't realized so many of you didn't need your positions. and here I sat worried about downsizing.
This user log sure will make the meeting Monday a lot easier.
>>698451052
I'd like to see you in my office
Let me update adobe reader
>>698451503
Right, I'll sort that tit out.
JIM, PACK YOUR SHIT UP, YOU'RE FIRED!
>>698451671
fuck off asswipe go kill yourself, gonna go masturbate.
>>698451520
i forgot my password to open a ticket make one for me
Hey everybody calm down, this is Bob from security I don't want to cause panic but we have a nigger alarm
This is not a test, this is a real nigger alarm, please proceed with the nigger situation plan
I'll be in the bathroom with my laptop, don't disturb me.
Who is playing porn on their pc? Can you play it louder, its hard to masturbate quietly and stealthily with that being quiet
>>698451797
im scared
Guys, someone needs to put more toner in the printer. I need to print out this week's schedule and it's the only printer in the office.
>>698451757
Security, escort this gentleman out please
>>698451660
who the fuck are you?
>>698451571
Well I don't know why it's not working now then, that totally should've fixed it. You're going to have to submit another support ticket for it I'm afraid. It'll be next Thursday before I can look at it tho.
>>698452052
its on fire now does that raise the priority?
>>698451198
It want me I gots ta use a bucket in the basement maser
Has HR decided when the meeting for this week is? I need to now which day it is so I can plan my vacation to Cleveland, Ohio
>>698451510
Yeah I just got the support ticket for the printer like last week. It's going to be next Thursday before I can look at it. In the mean time submit another ticket and I'll see if I can't get it escalated.
I don't care if the fukin build has to get delivered tomorrow, fallout shelter is looking like crap. Fix those art bugs
>>698452210
NIGGEEERSS !!!!!!!
>>698451927
I'm going with this guy with my laptop, and... Don't disturb me too
>>698452238
we have weekly meetings am i in trouble for not going no one tells me anything
>>698451444
Winrar. We just got towered
>>698452294
Hey, when you get a minute, can I talk to you? My gameboy emulator keeps freezing and it's a REALLY slow day
>>698451949
Use the IT guys printer
>>698451762
Your going to have to talk to hr about resetting your password. Then they'll have to submit a support ticket. But I'll tell you know i'm really backed up and I probably won't get to look at it until next Thursday.backed up
>>698452402
Don't worry, it's only for supervisors and office directors.
>>698452238
Friday at 2 I heard
>>698448286
5$ and I'll take a picture or my ass via copy machine and put it on boss's desk
hey guys im the new intern! ill do the best i can!
>>698452416
you gota reboot 3 times like he ways says dumbass
>>698451964
Right on that bos........he put all the guns and keys in Jello
MICHAEL
>>698451981
You know that big mahognoy door that past reception? The one that says "Director"? Has the window with the shades half drawn. Suited man usually making calls? Or in meetings. You know, the one man on this floor you should know.
>>698448286
Herro Tom, dee supavizor tol' me dat you need help rearning how to use git. I cum halp u nao, but I onlay gote 9 meenutz.
>>698451964
do it yourself im in my lunch time
>>698452415
That explains the screams I was hearing in the building
>Fuck I have to complete my time card.
>That butch better approve my PTO.
>Performane review is near guess I better start kissing ass
>I really hate these murhafuckas. Oh uh, morning Mike how was your weekend?
Office thoughts
>>698452483
He always keeps his room locked and I don't like the way he hides in there all day watching his weird shows with little girls
>>698452302
What are you talking about?
>>698451660
Sorry I am really backed up, you're going to have to submit a support ticket for me to come to your office. And I'll go ahead and tell you, I'm really backed up so it'll probably bee next Thursday before I can respond.
>>698452561
Ok, man, thanks. I love me some Mario Land
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>>698451927
You two better not jerk each other off
>>698452674
timecards? this aint the 80s
Good afllternoon people
I am mohammad the administrator and this is my beefcake security team
This company is being bought out in a hostile take over by isis to be turned into a mosque
You may take your wallet and keys, anyone resisting will be beheaded
Now get the fuck out
GUYS! I need you to sign for the sexual harassment seminar I want everyone to be a master at harassing women
>>698452562
IT, I think one of the niggers has gotten into my computer. Can you reset the password please?
The real Michael
>>698452190
Make sure there are separate tickets for each of these things, ok? But I'll tell ya i'm really backed up so it'll probably be next Thursday before I can answer the tickets.
Stop fucking using my stapler, Janice. God damn whore.
>>698452579
Oh, you're the office director's receptionist?
I was always told you looked like a bitch, but fuck man, get it together
>>698451444
> still waiting
> quickly assume it was Jims seat
> stealthily moves it to another seat
>>698452540
go help the IT guy he seems real damn busy
>>698452579
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of you sucking cock filthy nigger loving jew
>>698452483
You can't use my printer, it's password protected and I don't even have it on the network.
>>698452829
Shut up Moe, you have a report due at 7
>>698452416
You're going to have to submit a support ticket for that. But it'll probably be next Thursday before I can get to it, I am really backed up.
>>698453015
They like to pretend they're busy, never are though
ok ill just try to do a java update maybe that will fix it
>>698453022
I didn't really want to anyway
Seriously, where do we keep the toner?
Who the fuck just left mayonnaise and peanut butter scattered on my block?
It was Dave, isn't it?
>>698453088
I swear to the prophet i will put a jihad on your ass sharlene, filthy whore of babylon
Guys, it turns out the mole I found when I photocopied my bottom 600 times is cancer.
The doctor says I have three months.
So, err... does that mean I don't have to have those reports compiled by three o'clock?
>>698452817
you know that they wont
>>698453173
Yeah they are, Bill
Do you know how hard it is to install adobe reader?
>getting coffee for the ceo
>i bet he fucks the receptionist
>i hope i get a raise
>>698453230
You won't have permissions to do it mate, it'll download but you won't be able to install it. Just wait for IT
>>698452504
great ima go unclog the toilet then
>>698452886
Your going to have to talk to hr about a password reset. They have to submit the ticket for that. And I'll tell ya it'll probably be next Thursday before I can get around to that ticket, I am really backed up.
>>698453391
I'm Michael you nigger
>mfw IT
>>698453297
Moe, shut the fuck up. We told you if you're not on your prayer mat you can't talk about religion.
Now get back to your cubicle, that report won't fucking write itself
>>698452416
Slow day or not. No vidya at the office. You can how ever browse 4chan as long as it's not a NSFW board
>>698453307
No son that means we need them in triplicate in case we loose one also scan copies onto the server and back them up on a thumb drive, in fact do this for all of your work for the last 6 years or we will sue your family for everything you own, should only take 10 weeks
Plenty of time right bob?
>>698453307
No
You do your job until you die, no exceptions
>>698453250
You're going to have to submit a ticket for that, and it will be next Thursday before I can get to it. I am really backed up.
>>698453173
this is why you work in the mail room Bill if you worked harder you could be in IT
>>698453537
If you're Micheal then I'm the fucking president
>>698452678
Just knock dude. If he is watching the Chinese hentai report him to a higher up
>>698453626
Tony, don't act like you don't play Starcraft 2 when no one's looking
>>698453417
You're going to have to submit a ticket for that and it will be next Thursday before I can get to it. I am really backed up.
>>698453634
>mrw
>>698453693
But that makes no sense
I just want to know where we keep the toner
>>698452862
I can go unless it's Wednesday. I have line dancing with the wife
>>698453869
I'd rather just find the toner myself than have to go in there
It smells really bad in there
>>698453417
i got his admin password he types so slow it was easy to see
>>698453694
Excuse me but I don't want Bill working in IT with me, I hate him and he smells like rotten turds. Don't be giving him any ideas or someone will 'accidentally' get a pay cut. You catch my drift?
>>698453938
ima install something called cryptolocker it sounds cool
>>698448286
Hey Larry, you get that thing I sent ya?
>>698454123
You know what that means?
We can play CoolMathGames on the computers now!
>>698453929
Wait, how the fuck's Tony playing Starcraft when my computer says the servers are still down?!
>>698454018
Ticket please. I am not authorized to answer any questions without one being submitted first. Company policy.
>>698454211
That implies you work with Monetary
Which you don't, you fucking tool
>>698454273
Look Tim I'm not coming to ANY of your gay orgies.
STOP SENDING ME INVITES
>>698454226
You need to submit a support ticket before you can talk to me. Sorry company policy.
>>698454282
Because IT has no idea how to run an office server
Also you turned your monitor off
>>698454211
you will probably give me a raise i doubt it can go any lower
>>698454365
I'll just ask someone else then
I'm sorry?
>>698454519
Don't worry, Tim; I'm still coming!
By god, I'm coming...
>>698454519
I swear that dude does that to everyone
sure i guess i'll show up to work 9 hrs early
>>698453929
I have never played that game in my life
>>698454567
Huh. I thought that was just Old Black Charlie standing in the way while he polished my screen...
>>698453952
Jim,
Make sure you send bobs family an invoice for the cost of steam cleaning the pavent
Ok next point of business we need to hire a minority or an ethnic tp replace bob for quota purposes, anyone have a candidite? No fucking witch doctors or aids ridden hookers this time, im looking at you mutamba
>>698454462
I work with the servers man. I got access to all the data. Keep insulting me and someone's going to get a long unpaid vacation. And from now on you'll need to submit a ticket before you can talk to me. Company policy, I'm afraid.
>>698454685
Shut up Kyle
>>698454280
No vidya in the office
>>698454746
Sure you haven't
That's why your wallpaper is a starcraft one, right?
You aren't even that good at it
>>698454854
IT theres another corpse in the mail room
> put a bag of sugar free gummy bears in break room
> hopes someone takes them and eats them
>>698454817
Dude... Old Black Charlie hasn't worked here in 20 years
OOOOOOOOOHHHH
i forgot to clock out last night do you think payroll will notice?
>>698455000
You're going to have to talk to hr about that one, I'm afraid. Definitely sounds like a human resources problem to me.
>>698455072
thank you i love gummy bears
>>698455108
Wait...what?
Then WHO parked my car this morning?!
>>698454854
You're IT for THIS office
Monetary is on the other side of the building, which is why they have their own IT guy
>>698455214
you helped me with this before
>>698454817
Does I make it look nice for ya maser?
>>698455000
>mrw this shit as well
>>698455072
>Watch ass for the first time in 5 years, Old Black charlie isn't the only one to log the toilets
>>698455282
> trying not to laugh when someone took them
> waiting for result
>>698455390
Yes, you did very well, Charlie.
Here, have 3/5 of a cookie.
>>698455326
Well sir this is why you're still in the mail room. Your information is totally skewed. But hey keep sucking Bob off in the Janitor's closet and maybe one day you'll get promoted to mail clerk II. Oh yeah I got cameras in there too, keep talking shit and the whole office get's to see that vidya..
>>698454977
My wallpaper Is a picture of me at my fathers wake
>>698455390
You used calk instead of polish
His screen is plastered black
>>698455351
Right but last time you gave me money...
>>698455650
you said those cameras were just for show and didnt work
>>698455769
why do we even have an IT guy
>>698455650
Why are you telling me about all of the gay shit you do? The truly sad thing is bob sagged so low as to let you blow him
I mean I know you were a loli but jesus dude
>>698455108
a still works here you ask me to sick yo penis ery mornin to ge you pumped for the day maser
>>698455298
An I parked yo car for you like I do ery mornin maser
>>698455829
Well guess what? I finally got around to hooking them up last Thursday. And you really like putting Bob's cock in your mouth because I have like 20 vidyas recorded and it's only Friday..
>>698455981
Because no one knows how to install Adobe Reader
>>698456096
i demand a log of your computer records to cerify what you do in a day
>>698455644
Thanks maser
>>698456135
it cant be that hard whats an admin password? and how do i install gentoo
>>698455997
You don't want to piss me off. I got vidyas of Bob banging on your backdoor like he was the police.
>>698456236
Charlie
do YOU know where the toner is?
I can't find it anywhere
>>698456037
I'm not getting a blowjob by no ghost
>>698456375
sold it for scrap
>>698456193
All my documents are filed with hr. You can go get them from there if you can get your head out of your ass long enough to find the way.
>>698456375
Las time I sees it the IT boy was rubbing it on his peni while watching cartoon little girls
>>698456513
im not walking all the way to hr
>>698456353
And I have evidence that you have 50GB of child porn
Do you wanna keep on going or do you wanna settle this like proper adults?
>>698456620
Um, excuse me...I'm the new intern, Will.
I've been here for an hour and I've been wondering what to do after I finished setting up?
Alex was supposed to CC those reports to HR, so why the hell isnt it in my inbox
>>698456631
thats not enough to hold up in court do your worst
>>698456620
The boss is going to have m head if I don't print these memos
>>698456818
Didn't you get the memo? Those memos are void.
>>698456743
i told you to help the IT guy you're fired you piece of shit
>>698456800
It's enough to get you fired
>>698456743
Let old black Charlie shows you round maser
The copier... IS OUT OF FUCKING TONER AGAIN FUCKING DIE ALL OF YOU
>>698456944
That's not what he told me.
I need to get these printed by tonight
>>698457057
>>698457069
I KNOW
NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE TONER IS
aw shit i got a virus, what now???
>>698456631
What the fuck are you talking about? That's YOUR 50 gigs of child porn dumbass. Which I just let HR know about. And check your inbox cause I just mailed out a mass email of Bob pounding on you like he was a hammer and you were the nail. Don't be gettin snippy with me. Enjoy prison you fucking pedo. At least Bob got you broke in for them.
>>698451473
Kek
>>698457188
Ticket, bud
You'll get helped next thursday if you ask nicely
>>698457183
I BET THAT NIGGER CHARLIE STOLE IT
This is the story of a man named Stanley.
Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427. Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.
And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley; something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say 'hi.' Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong.
Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
>>698457188
Submit a support ticket, I'll be able to look at it around next Thursday, I am really backed up.
>>698457214
Oh yeah, that's definitely mine
That's why it was on your computer, right?
>>698457298
it says i encrypted all the network shares and it wants 10 bitcoins as ransome
>>698457073
Well you're fucked, new ink doesn't come in until 3 o'clock
>>698457347
I just WANT TO PRINT A MEMO
>>698457468
It was on your computer... I made sure of that.
>>698457486
What part of support ticket did you not understand?
>>698457347
I din do nuffin maser
>>698457188
Have you tried antibiotics?
>>698457542
why do you have to print it just take a picture with your phone
>>698457522
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>698457634
I'm sure you did
But you forgot one very important thing, IT guy
>>698457522
Well it's already 4pm, I don't think it's coming today.
>>698457542
>>698457347
Easy, Hans; remember what happened the last time you remembered your "national pride"?
>>698456743
Make yourself useful and go get some ink so ken can print his memos
>>698457688
those are for bacteria not viruses you stupid bastard
>>698457708
I have to hand out copies
Boss says sending it via phone isn't reliable, and the Email is down because something is wrong with the server
>>698457542
I FOUN SOME INK MASER. IT WAS IN THE SUPPLY CUPBOARD
>>698457375
Dammit, Egbert, you know the Office Rules as well as everyone else:
Rule No.69: No passive-aggressively quoting 'The Stanley Parable' while at work!
>>698457934
he was told to help the IT fag dont give him anything else to do they are so damn busy we cant even get a corpse out of the office
>>698458006
Good work Charlie, I'll get you some sugar cubes on my way back from lunch
guys when is our lunch break, im craving some fucking spaghetti
>>698448286
I QUIT
>>698458139
You slept through it Phil
>>698458006
Thank you so much, Charlie
Here's the keys to the executive bathroom, have fun
*Cough* *Cough* guys can I leave, I'm sick
>>698458139
Lunch was 3 and a half hours ago
>>698458139
ask the IT guy to make you something
>>698458113
Thanks maser
anyone know how to bypass the internet filters?
>>698458284
That's up to HR
>>698458284
Not until you get those documents on Ryan's desk
>>698458365
CookieParts
>>698458227
I could never use the white man toilet. A dirty negro like me would ruin it
MICHAEL WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN
>>698458608
That's why you gotta do it in s e c r e t
>>698458608
It's the Executive Bathroom, Charlie: that's exactly the point...
>>698458687
What kind are we talking, Lima or Chili?
So who here has fucked Vicky? Heard she gets wild some nights haha
>>698458765
Only the people who had herpes beforehand
You knew she had them, right?
right?
>>698458765
How about a more pertinent question:
Who *hasn't* fucked Vicky?
hello, yes? is this this the IT department, it is? alright well fuck you guys
>>698458874
Well, I know *I* knew -- I mean, who do ya think gave them to her?
You just have to accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
>>698459001
Hard to tell, she's fucked just about everyone in town
>>698459101
And some days you need to get back to work
GEOFFREY
This may come as a shock to many but we are going to let old black Charlie go. The way we treat him is apparently illegal and our P.R manager said it would be best to let him go. We our going to throw a party for him on Friday so everybody say your good byes now as this is his last day working here
>>698459130
I say it was Gary
>>698459395
NOT CHARLIE
>>698459395
But... Charlie likes the way he lives... This is bullshit!
>>698459414
You honestly think she got it from a dude in the office?
She was loose far before she started working here
did someone ask for the report on profits margins from last year? i've been searching for the guy that ask them.
>>698459644
that was Rob
He's on the next floor
>>698459478
>>698459524
I know but the cucks who make the rules are taking our freedoms to treat him this way. If anybody wants to say good bye he is in his basement packing away his things.
>>698459395
that fucker still didn't return my staple. god damn it he probably kept them.
>>698459721
Thank you sir.
>>698459861
I will buy you a new one please don't argue on this sad day
>>698459572
Hell, I hope she got it from someone in the office, I fucked her on her first day here!
>>698460003
whatever, god. I didn't really care for the guy. taking my stapler and shit.
Toilets clogged, sorry boys
>>698460463
Hey, Charlie thought the world of you
What exactly do we do here?
>>698460035
It would be weird if you didn't
She practically jumps on new guys
Anyway, I gotta get going. My shift's ending
hey guys, HR told me not to go to work tomorrow. He said that the weird Arabic guy Syed Farook was acting strange. Oh the things we see here in San Bernadino! if i don't see any of you for some reason, Merry Christmas!
just letting everyone know if its unmarked in the break room fridge/freezer im going to eat it
>>698460478
you know the rules Tim, you caused it, you clean it. it's your second week here too, wait for at least a month to shit in the workplace man.
>>698460690
Play vidya when the boss isn't looking. "Work" when he is
>>698460848
so still vidya?
>>698460751
have a nice day Philip. take care for them kids. heheheh
>>698460848
What work exactly.. I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore
Shitters overflowing again
>>698457983
Yeah Hi server guy here, we turned it off due to bees.
Could some one distract debra while i cum on her sandwich?
>>698461021
Just open an excel document and look busy
>>698461228
Sure thing man, she's totally got the hots for me anyways.
>>698461228
I got your back
>>698461021
wait, this isn't a fancy restaurants? I thought i was the cook. that's why i hadn't left yet, im waiting for a grill.
Hey guys, I know it's take your daughter to work day, but I'm REALLY busy.
Can you guys watch her?
Her name's Samantha, she's 8 and she loves horses.
Take care of her, will ya?
>>698448286
> download (1).jpg
Fuck you OP. I've seen some sick shit in my day, but this takes the cake.
>>698461393
wanna see my office gurl
>>698461229
My computer doesn't have excel. What should I do?
*The first plane hits*
>>698461393
Take her down to I.T, they love little girls
>>698461228
Beat ya to it, m800.
Protip: That ain't miracle whip on her sandwich.
>>698461528
report to the higher ups. this happens sometimes.
>>698461528
Ask I.T
>>698461528
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose
keep busy ^-^
>>698461598
because these god damn computers updated from XP to windows 10 i cant play my fucking pinball. Fuck IT
>>698461221
Hey IT guy can you show me how to send a fax again? I'm really bad at this.
guys if we don't exit out of 4chan and work we could lose our jobs. come on let's get to work.
>>698448286
Which one of you nasty fuckers jizzed on my desk?
>>698461698
Thanks I'll look into that
>>698462129
You have a desk? I don't even get a desk
I.T. here.
>>698461698
Delete system32
>>698461853
Run a magnet on your hard drive.
"Could you please stop staring at my breasts anon."
>>698462243
You can share mine bb.
Just get naked and come sit on my lap.
*the thermite charges detonate*
>>698462380
once you lift that restraining order i will
>>698462385
Do I have to submit a ticket with hr about you
can someone here repair my computer?, the screen is all black and i don't know why, here take my email.
[email protected]
>>698462550
I am head of HR bb.
>>698462676
Gayyyyy
>>698462765
Do I need to fire you for being homophobic?
IF I SEE THAT COCK SUCKING, RICE BURNER CIVIC IN MY PARKING SPOT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I'M GOING TO FLIP IT THE FUCK OVER.
>>698462905
Be careful who you fire especially about homophobes this office would make a great shooting range.
>>698462243
>my desk is the cardboard box the printer came in
>my chair is a milk crate
>my computer is from 1991
I hate this job...
