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ITT we're all students at sandy hook and when someone rolls trips, Adam Lanza happens
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Jesus FUCK math class is SO boring, someone just FUCKING SHOOT ME.
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something something target
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I hate all of my classmates! They are all such jerks! I hope all of you die!
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The poor kids.. They didn't want books they just wanted magazines
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Why is school gun free? No one is prepared to stop anyone who tries to shoot us.
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Heard this school was to die for
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Man, Chad is such a jerk. Why doesn't he just die?
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Fuck you all trips get
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get ready for yearbook photos
shooting is today
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trips get faggots
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Oh shit. I failed my math midterm. My parents are gonna kill me!
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I LIKE LEARNING
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Trips are fairly rare (1/100 posts) and it's perfectly possible this thread will die without them occurring.
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i hate niggers i hate niggers
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Im just dying for this day to end...
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Autism.
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Im a faggoth
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Dying of boredom
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REEEE
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PoP pop watching niggas dropp
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Kill me first
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If only someone would end this day early....
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fucking niggers in my classroom stole my phone
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Niggers
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cant wait to jerk off in my own mouth after school today
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Gee. I sure hope nobody drcides to shoot the school up today...
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good news
half day today
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Today's my last day, tomorrow I retire. Nothing can ruin this day
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I'm suicidal, someone end my suffering
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Hey guys it's school time
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I want to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
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So many a digit away from trips
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I want to drink all of andy sixxs spermz
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>>698446039
>>698447110

>from this town
>saw first snow fall in same classroom
>kid in highschool looks like chad to the T

Pic related somehow
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>>698446039
I AM A HAPPY I AM A HAPPY I AM A HAPPY
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It's show-and-tell day, guys! Guess what Adam is bringing!
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Black Lives Matter
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Vote for Trump!
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>trips get
Lights out motherfuckers
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All white people are cisgendered privileged scum
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>>698447377
go fuck yourself
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>>698448009
Timmy, put your nerf gun down!
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>>698447938
Black Lives Splatter
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Bring it on Adam Lanza
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ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER
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>>698446039

FUCK THIS SHIT

ARMY REPORT HERE NOW
>>698446204
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Anybody have some weed?
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>>698448211
fuck off
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Ghee. It would really suck if we got shot up right now
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what a nice and lovely day to learn some new stuff!
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>>698448241
yea... and i also have a LIGHTER
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>>698448211
end your retarded life
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hey guys, look what i got in my bag!
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Seems like the teacher sure has a sandy hook in his ass
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rolling school shooting
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>>698448275
kek
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When is Hitler's birthday?
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>>698448395
WOAH YOU GOT A MEW?!?! But check out what i have in mine!
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Kill me
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i wish there something happens so we dont have to take our test today
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boring
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Too bad those kids didn't know how to read or write. Adam Lanza filled them so full of lead that their classmates could have used them as pencils
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Okay then
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>>698446039
>Implying that Sandy Hook wasn't a government false flag
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>>698448568
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What are in those duffle bags in the canteen
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let me just grab something from the toilet
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Does anybody want to buy some adderall?
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im gonna be top gun in class lulz
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I HATE NIGERSZ
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>>698448511
April 20th
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Daddy, what's this? A toy gun?
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>>698448723
I'll trade you some generic mood stabilizers.
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I can pee higher than you
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Allahu akbar
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Im failing every class why can't someone shoot up this fucking place already
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Die bitches
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God damn this teacher is such a nigger
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guys watch this im gonna do something crazy
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Fuck today's so boring. it would be cool if something would HAPPEN
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fuck yes
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Roll
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What's up kids.
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Hey you guys, fancy some reading? Maybe some.... Magazines?
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Teach is a bitch, someone kill her already
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what's that?
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What's on the menu for lunch today guys. I missed the morning announcements
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If you want me to stay in this shitty class, youre going to have to kill me
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going for a wank in the toilets hope i dont miss anything exciting
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Bitches b trippn this girl just succ me
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Gee I really hope I don't get shot at school today
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I take dead aim at assignments
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Hey, weird kid. What are you doing with all those guns?
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Niggers
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my dad beats me
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Enough is ENOUGH!
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Yall niggas dont even get A's
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>>698448653
what the fuck
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>>698449082
N-nothing..
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Arent you a little too old to be in High School, young man?
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Fuc me
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nothing could've been done to prevent this
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haha, guys did you see that kid walking around like he had a stick up his ass?
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Anyone else masturbating under their desk?
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oh shoot look at the time
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I hate this class
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Hey, what's that in your pants?
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Yo
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I need a miracle to get me out of this math exam
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when is penis inspection day?
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hello im the transfer student i hope to get to know all of you!
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My Gym teacher keeps touching me
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>>698449237
Hold on, let me finish cocking my shotgun and I'll let you know.
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My Dad was telling me how all these mass shooting's are planed by the government and there is no chance of us being in any danger
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Going clint eastwood in this bitch
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>>698449332
ok
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>>698449237
>muh dicke
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>>698449332
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Damn that girl is hot.
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)
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going home early today buy guis :)
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I FUCKING LOVE MACARONI ART
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Lol all you people cant get trips
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Hey, am i late
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Whats that guy doing with all those guns?
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dude look my gun lmao
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trips and it was a hoax.
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>>698446039
Wuy tho
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>>698449448
no, you're right on time
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>>698449448
Youre on time dont worry.
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Who is Adam Lanza?
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I fucked the English teacher
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>>698449561
a saint . and martyr.
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Yay, my mom packed a twix in my lunch today!!!
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>>698449470
dont worry its probably just a prank
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>>698446039
Way too soon, fam, this shit ain't funny
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shooting spree
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>>698449556
FUCK ONE OFF
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666 get
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>>698449556
>OFF
>BY
>ONE
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Hello friends ^____^
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>>698449582
Nice dude! I bet you cocked your lead in her real good, eh?
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:(
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>>698446039
Lanza was killed by the FBI hitmen. along with everyone that died in sandy hook that day.
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Jesus all of you are acting like high and middle schoolers but don't realize this was an elementary pre k school he shot up. Act more childish.
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>>698449600
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did someone say memes?
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OP is a nigger
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egh
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Fucc no one g3tz anything XD
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why does my dad keep touching me?
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kek
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>>698449693
I am a teacher at sandy hook elementary. Im calling because theres a shooter in the building.
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>698449651
MISS KYLEE TERRY'S PLAYING ON HIS PHONE AGAIN
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sup queers
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Wow firecrackers!
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888
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anyone wanna play yugioh?
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IM TELLING
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anyone want to play prove a pube?
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Kek
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I have arrived
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Teacher no more homework

EVER
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>>698448211
Stop spamming this shit you nigger
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>>698449693
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I PEE-PEE'D
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something something cooties
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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
REEEEEEE
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Want to play shooty guns? it's really fun
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I AM DONE!!
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Anyone got homework andwers?
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tell faggot
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>>698449693
i cant wait to go to recess!
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999?
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hail trump
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Guess who brought some 'dirty mags' to school for all you guys, this kid! >:D
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vape the fattest clouyds
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Roll
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Poop
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Why no, Mrs. Johnson, I didnt read Romeo and Juliet last night. I was preparing for something else.
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Fuck outta here with this bullshit
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>>698450001
nigga why
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>>698449817
>filename
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>>698450001
When you are almost Cho from Virginia
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its high noon
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Bang bang u r ded
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ass
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>>698450001
bro calm down you're making me uneasy
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Trips say im innocent.
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false flag
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is it recess time yet?
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Fuck shit dick
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Adam, would you just shoot this place up already?
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zozzle is replacing kek
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>>698450138
K
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It's over
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>>698450138
is that a threat
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Rollksu
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>>698450202
god i didnt know we let the sped kids in here
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Anyone wanna read some manga?
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>>698450221
wtf bro you failed
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>>698450221
221 HOLY FUCK
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Im shooting, ya better run
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hurry up I gotta poop
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DAE Jews?
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u wot m8? I dont wanna fokin nap
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WHY IS NO ONE GETTING TRIPS
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Am i late
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bang
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No trips yet?
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Want to trade pokemon cards?
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>>698450291
its not happening
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>>698450221
there you go again man, too close
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HI KIDS :))
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>>698449886
NO YOUR NOT YOU LITTLE BITCH
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Imma pop all of you
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Hey guys, wouldn't it suck if we all got cooties?
Or shot?
haha
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Soon faggots
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rrrrr
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GAS THE KIKEEEEEES
(RAISE A REICH)
RACE WAR NOOOOOOOW
(HITLER DID NOTHING WROOONG
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hey im adam, the new kid
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>>698450444
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Check'em niggers
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Trips and you all have to buy fallout 4
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I wish I had a computer at home so I could stop looking up porn on the schools computers
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Trips eze
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Snitches get stitches
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ZOZZLE
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im gonna pretend to shoot up the school, bang bang bang u all are dead
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Cookies and bulletsx
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>>698450455

dont count
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im gay
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>>698450455
roll has to be in this thread
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>>698450452
kys adum
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>>698450455
Dont count, post snek
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>>698450555
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>>698446727
Shut up you inbred faggot
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why is it called a xbox 360? because you do a 360 turn and walk away XD :P club penguin
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hey everyone!
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hurry the hell up
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>>698450473
id rather be in a school shooting
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>>698450413
LOL id rather get shot!
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Suicide squad was an okay movie
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Guys, what do you think about columbine?
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>>698450550
id fuck snek
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>>698446039
I wish there would be a lock down today
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Shototots
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wtf this is supposed to america and i'm still unshot
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CHECKEM
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harro, my name is cheng. i new student here. i taking calculus 3. i eat doge
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>>698450452
sup adam
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>>698450550
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this school is so boring, you all are stupid idiot bum bum heads
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about to get cock sucked in the stairwell, dis gon be gud
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Im furious because my mom didnt make me pizza rolls today
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Check out my sick spidey light up shoes fam
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>>698450491
Fuck you I hope you get whacked first
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I want to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
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i sure wish this school day would end
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