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No more bullshit threads about mothers dying.

Get in here and be blessed.
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>>698423907
sxcvgsdfgsdfgsdfgsdrfg
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>>698423907

Blessed be.
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>>698423907

Why not...
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All right OP
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>>698423907
ALSO, TACOS.
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This is just as bad, and fuck you... I posted
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Nice boi
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>>698423907

good. fuck those other threads
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Some tits for, OP!
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>>698423907
AУУУУУ - it's russian scream for help when you lost in the forest.
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>>698423907
s
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Posting 4 bless
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>>698423907

Can my chain of bullshit and misery end noa?
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>>698423907
Please be true
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>>698423907
done
>>698424400
and done
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>>698424708

SAAUCE!
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Ty m8
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Thanks OP
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When all else fails, try desperation...
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>>698423907
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May as well
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pls bless ty friends
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Yeeee
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>>698423907
thanks, senpai.
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Not sure I want to live to the age of 148 but,hey. Life is life.
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They say the average lifespan for the current 20 YO is 130 years
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aaaaaaaaaw yes
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ok
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Praise Kek!
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Couldn't hurt
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please up my luck
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OP is not a faggot.
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Amen
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God, thy most holiness
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Posting in an epic thread
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>>698423907
k
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>>698426494
/thread
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Nigger
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>>698423907
check
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Yea right, unless I manage to pull some fucking magic off my life is over by Thursday.
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>>698423907
dzvsdf
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>>698423907
mhm
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Thanks OP :^)
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tyty
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Finally, I'm sick of those mom death threads.
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>Post
>Image
>Get
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bless me and my butthole
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positive
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>>698423907
well...
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>>698423907
cant hurt
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>>698423907
OP is still a faggot
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>>698426892

You have been blessed.

And so has your butthole.
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Well alright
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>>698423907
nicee
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>>698423907
surw worth a shot
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>>698423907
Happy wife, happy life.
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>>698424377
>>698424711
>>698426188
>>698426644

Jesus, dubs galore!
>>698426822
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>>698423907
Thanks man
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Stop making those kinds of threads ffs
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>>698423907

Ok, why not
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curiosity killed the cat
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>>698427083
thanks.

although since this is actually me and my butthole, i think im gona remove the image from that post. but thanks
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if there are any though, dont reply. that what keeps them going.
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Happiness pls
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oh yesssss
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>>698423907
Here to claim my healthy, happy life.
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>>698423907
sure
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>>698423907
Delicious. Done. Happy times unto you all.
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Thank you OP
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>>698423907
Cheers
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Blessed be to me and OP
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k
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Ayy Lmao
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>>698423907

worth a try
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>>698423907
Gonna be old as fuuuuuuck Morty
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Thanks, OP! I don't wanna die young.
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Op is a great guy
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Redfin job c
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Ayy
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If I post more does it stack?
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Thanks, OP.
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10 bands 50 bands 100 bands
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178 here I come
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Thanks OP.
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>>698429526

LOL, you want to live another 200 or 300 years?
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uhh k
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thanks for the blessing
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>>698423907
I could really use happiness in my life guys
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I Hope So nigga
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Worth a punt
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>>698423907
I'll gift it to my mom
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A peaceful thread! I really need some calm and peace right now
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>>698423907
thanks OP
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>>698423907
k
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I will never fall for your tricks.... OH SHIIIIT
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thank you op
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thanks op
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>>698423907
Thanks.
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>>698423907
Ok, I'll take your word OP
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>>698423907
Thanks OP
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>>698423907
Nice
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>>698423907
cmon
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>>698423907
>I'm gonna live for another 100 years
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>>698423907
I was about to not post, but then I imagined myself 10 years from now in a run-down apartment, mumbling to myself,
>why didn't I post in that fucking thread?
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>>698423907
Feeling blessed already thanks /b/ro
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>>698423907
alright
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>>698424374
This always makes me kek. Also, here's my contribution for good fortune.
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>>698423907
Ok
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>>698423907
y not
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thx
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>>698423907
.
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Ayyy
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>>698423907
posting for the gift
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I like blessings. Can I request absolution here?
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ok cool
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im down
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I feel better already!
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>>698423907
bullshit
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>>698423907
,mmmmm,lk
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And why not?
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>>698423907
Noice
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>>698423907
eh why not
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Posting just in case
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Don't mind if I do
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>>698423907
Bless me
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Just in case
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>>698423907
Thanks mate.
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bless me op you faggot
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Ok
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>>698423907
thanks
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>>698433222
Nice
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Hello
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ight
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>>698423907
Finally:)
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>>698423907
Thank you sir
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>>698423907
God among men
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>>698423907
why not
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Thank you based anon
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I like it
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>>698423907
Hi
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Reeee
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>>698423907
gbx m
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Yay, thank you
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Bless
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>>698433794
i meabr rfabh yiy´´´
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>>698423907
boi
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Thanks bruv
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>>698423907
7 blessings to you, OP
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>>698433866
dz gshgtfd fgd dubs
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Thx
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>>698423907
Yay
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>>698434111
Hng gfdrr asgs trips
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>>698423907
Cool.
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oh boy
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BOOP BOOP BEEP
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>>698423907
This shit again?
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Pray the sun!
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I want to be happy.
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please yes
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Implying I want to live to 130 in this shithole
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I just really want to be happy
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>>698434834
>Blessed be.

But you still posted.
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if dubz nothing
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k
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Yep
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>>698423907

Thank you OP.
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Sure
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>>698423907
The wisdom of Athena
The beauty of Aphrodite
She rules like Hera
So powerful, so mighty

Aryan Goddess
She sustains us
Aryan Goddess
She protects us

Her name is Taylor Swift
Blonde hair and blue eyes
Men worship at her feet
She came from the sky

Aryan Goddess
She sustains us
Aryan Goddess
She protects us

She's immortal
Superior in every way
Her youth is eternal
She'll never age

Arms like Greek marble
Straight from Mount Olympus
Got cherry red lips
Pure and statuesque

Aryan Goddess
She sustains us
Aryan Goddess
She protects us

Aryan Goddess
She sustains us
Aryan Goddess
She protects us

Jim Colyer ascap
Jim Colyer is offline
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Nothing to lose
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why not
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thanks op
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>>698423907
Thanks OP
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>>698423907
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let's see...
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i need this
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OK...
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Ok
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Nigger
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>>698423907

THIS SEEMS UNLIKELY
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>>698423907
blessed be this thread
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>>698423907

oh
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>>698423907
CHENCEF ME LIVE OP
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>>698423907
kek
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ありがとう
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dick eating dog
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>>698423907
sure
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>>698423907
oh
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Praise be
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>>698423907
LLLLLLLLLLLL
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So be it. I shall grant this to be true
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>>698423907
Yay ill live to 110!
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>>698423907

Thank you for giving me this opportunity!
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>>698423907
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Niqqas
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>>698423907

Thanks, OP. I really needed this today.
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papa bless
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>>698423907
Hope JesusChrist hears your good wishes to all of us.
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Let's give it a shot. OOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>69842390
Thanks OP
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>>698423907
Yeet
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>>698423907
Bless
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ayy
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>>698423907
No harm in trying
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>>698423907
so kind
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ayyy
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>>698423907
yes i am the shoe in the feets
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Thx op
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>>698423907

I better be healthy. I'm fixing to be a cyborg or better in 100 years.
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happy life pls
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>>698423907
This is Pestilence Banana.
He will take 30 years off your life unless you reply to this post.
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>>698423907

What a difference a positive thread makes!

Thanks, OP!
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sure i guess
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>>698423907
Please be true
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great
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ok
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>>698423907
op better deliver
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>>698423907
I want to eat Ariana Grande's ass.
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>>698423907im in here
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>>698423907
Dear OP,

i want to let you know that next week, you ll be asked to become the sexfriend of the sexiest girl you ever met.

also, you ll find a gold ring on the street

peace, sex and cats to you /b/ro !
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Meme
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>>698423907
wooohooo
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Pls
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>>698423907
>No more bullshit threads about mothers dying.

How bout a "post ITT and your mom will suck your cock" thread?
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Hi
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>>698423907
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I want to believe. Thanks OP
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Bless me, nigger.
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>>698438704

Thanks, man!
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>>698423907
thanks m8
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Does this work retroactively?
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niggers
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K
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>>698423907
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bless me OP
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>>698423907
thanks anon
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>>698423907
Best bait ever,
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>>698423907
I like this one.
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>>698424708
Holy shit.
Sauce?
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bless me
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even the ones who believe this to be "stupid" still posted deep down because they want was is being offered.
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id be a fool not to reply
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>>698423907
Yay
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>>698423907
Ksk
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>>698423907
Okay
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>>698440279

You can't blame people for being hopeful.
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>>698440279
Who would deny such an offer even if you know it might not work.
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:D
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>>698423907
Praise the sun!
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>>698423907
alrighty
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Cancer
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>>698423907
Ayy
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>>698440698

And yet you replied.
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>>698423907
Positivity acceleration.
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bless me!
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>>698423907
Thank you lad
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>>698423907
Okay
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yar
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hope so
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Taking the chances
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>>698423907
PLOX
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>>698423907
this thread is my last hope
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>>698423907
I HOPE THIS WORKS! IT'D BE AMAZING IF I GOT A PAIR OF BREASTS TO SQUISH AND BOUNCE FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS! HAPPINESS!
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harambe
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>>698423907

Thanks fam, blessed 100 years to all!
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One blessing please!
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thanks dad
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>>698423907
sure boss
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Can't wait to be happy!
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>>698423907
k
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>>698423907
K
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>>698441481
Thanks you too.
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Thank you, OP!
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PLEASE
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>>698441838
Retard
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Thank you, don't mind the dubs
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>>698423907
bless be thee op
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Bullshit
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>>698423907
K
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Thanks
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woo
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