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let's see them replies
Heres how most of mine go
>>698418349
>_>
>>698418349
>>698418588
>>698418759
>>698418860
She..uh.. hasn't responded since.. what did I do wrong? Kek
>>698418073
keep the new thread alive! also any recent replies OP?
>>698419325
Still waiting on Sandra lol
Pics of stephanie on the mean time cause I recuse to spell it her way
>>698419534
Yea I'm almost completely drunk. Still able to function correctly around women I'm supposed to meet up with this Nig tonight. I think I might just stand her up
>>698419534
she looks ok
I miss fat hammy Sandra from last thread
>>698419817
Really? Maybe it's cause I'm drinking. She seems like a typical hipster type in California (where I'm from) those type of people are really bad to hang out with. They complain about everything. That is the problem with tinder out here you can match with everything but when it comes to something trivial like your taste In beer they get all high brow and think they are better. Im good at spotting them and just avoid them right out
>>698420249
Still no reply. I'm afraid I might have to write her a love poem
>>698420477
You and your fucking dubs m8. This is the avocado anon from last thread or avacad/b/ro if you prefer. I'd love to help you write that poem and I'm talking to far Kathy on tinder now
Easiest # ive ever gotten
>>698420760
grats m9
>>698419810
>That bio
People on tinder who think that are better than everybody else are just pathetic.
>>698420753
Ahaha top kek I'm sorry m8. Srs. I have something to make it up. I'm going over the deep end with step whatever to see if I can just spite fuck her
>>698420364
hrm, well you do have a point but IMO you could message her for a bit, just get a feel based on the tone of the first few messages. if its not worth it just ignore/unmatch the hipster
>>698420949
agreed lol
>>698420753
Please post pics. Also. Yes please write avocado and I'll send
>>698418626
Future single mom and/or murder victim.
>>698421070
Am doing
>>698420753
How about we start a new my avocado friend? We have a new target I'll send pics in a sec but she has spoken!!
>>698421065
pls respond
>>698421251
>>698418626
OP should try messaging her and pretend to want to be put in a cuckold scenario to see what her response is
>>698421165
Let me know what to say next
>>698418626
future aids victim
>>698421599
Shit she's actually kinda cute
>>698421661
did you know that avocados contain a lot of "TRANS" fats.... what I'm trying to say is you are fat and look like a tranny
>>698421632
Did ya one better
>>698421858
>>698421751
Oh Maria what is this crazy game we play... it will never work out between us romantically because I could never go down on you. Eating Chile gives me the shits
>>698421944
>>Kanye
>>Always stoned
degenerate filth
>>698421944
Hahah based plus respond
>>698421659
Lol, hell yeah. that would be some chuckles.
>>698421858
Disgusting, and more or less guaranteed to be a Feminazi cunt with that hair color AND a nose ring. Evacuate the premises before she falsely claims you're a rapist.
>>698422155
>>698421659
bump
>>698421843
Saying this now
>>698421661 from the true avocadbro*
Well I woke up this morning and grabbed a fresh avocado and checked it for cosistency, I've gotten too many bunk avocados from the bunk ass habeeb salesman on my corner. This one was just right. I lathered myself with the avocado. You know how it feels when it's just right? Yea you do. I got out of the shower feeling super clean. Went down stairs to make an avocado smoothy and found I was out. I was so mad I kicked my avocado holder to the ground. Anyways a few hours later I installed tinder and am looking for a person to go avocado shopping with. Got any plans today?
>>698421659
Am no OP but I swiped left almost immediately but screenshot for the Lels. This was like weeks ago
>>698422013
>>698422013
Top kek
>>698422307
Pls respond hahah
>>698422013
probably wouldnt work out cuz of the whole religion factor
>>inb4 be me, know 2 crazy catholic chicks
>>retards post phrases and sections/quotes from the bible on all forms of social media
>>y tho
>>698422013
Gonna see what we get from this
todays hunt
>>698421914
*waits patiently for an answer*
>>698422927
Ugh I really regret posting this I could so fuck her
>>698423133
rip op
Okay so honestly I have standards so low I'm liking everybody. Are my chances of fucking a fatty on this pretty good? 'cause I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>698423133
Fuckin dubs again. Yeah she's actually attractive. I'm sending out a bunch of feeler messages now to see if I can get more responses. For some reason these girls do not like being asked if they are avocados
>>698423133
Well if you got sense of humour with your line you'll almost be there
>>698423335
>>698423423
They are pretty damn good just be honest but not a creep
>>698423477
ofcourse she attractive shes from chile, like all chileans i know are attractive they got the best genes i think
>>698421858
>cute things
Like blasting her ass with a 12 inch dildo while she's tied to a chair and she calls you daddy.
>>698420760
Post the # for /b/ anon. You know how this works
>>698423477
Send my avocado post dude that was thought out on the spot everything I gave you was on the spot. I'm only made of 1 maybe 2 really good thoughts like that
>>698423728
Im not autistic
>>698423787
Alright I'll send it
>>698423628
Really? They all look like box-shaped dwarves to me.
>>698423965
Dude this is too easy. Say I don't mean to be rude... but do you have a bit of a double chin? Ayy lmao
>>698423787
Oooh sorry bro fat Kathy unmatched me haha
>>698423985
Yuiiss
>>698423965
orewa ochincihn ga daisuki nandayo
>>698424429
Ffs dude line up another match I will seriously buy a tinder account just to see how this plays out. I mean for me. I've kinda gone through most of mine talking there's still a few
>>698424716
Working on a couple now waiting for responses.
>>698423965
Bro say the double chin line it's too good
Possible matches anyone wanna say the first words to my future wife? Dubs pls
Unfortunately I'm not getting a lot of quick responses and fat Kathy hates me now :( we need more contribootin
>>698425450
Do you prefer it in the mouth or ass?
Definitely not gonna match but thought you fags might enjoy
>>698425512
Haha first words should be something like hey tinder is really bggy for me but I wanna talk what's your number
>>698425630
Forgot pic
>>698425553
To who?
>>698425646
This. then share number with b/
>>698425450
can I interest you in some spit facts?
>>698425450
Hey Cheyenne,
I love the tongue hanging out of your mouth, it makes you resemble a dog even more than you already did! Anyways what are you up to tonight? Maybe I could take you on your evening walk.
>>698425758
Sara
>>698425450
Hi Areli, are you ready to bendi over
>>698420949
that bio is absolute cancer, fucking hate snobby girls
>>698425758
Post results
>>698425793
Rolling dubs for this
>>698425753
"So I once mad a blood red mudslide, basically it involves you, me and a torrent of crazy emotions you didn't believe possible until you can't believe what came put of you was an alcoholic beverage made to served in a bar. Wanna get one" preferably with a slice of an avocado
>>698425793
rolling for this, also to add to it ask if she'd be down for "doggy"
>>698425793
Damnit Cheyenne needs to hear this!
>>698425793
rolling
>>698425793
roll
>>698426366
Thank you anon. Cheyenne needs to know
Just cause
>>698425793
Pics incoming
>>698419193
You talked to her like a fucking 12 year old, it's pretty obvious you sperg.
>>698418073
>>698426505
Of course that got dubs anyways
>>698426547
You're dumb
>>698426694
Me thinks she's a coal burner with that malibu
>>698426453
Incoming just matched
>>698427018
Meh thought she was cute... now just please destroy her
>>698427018
Holy shit her eyes are bulbous she's pretty cute
This is Hannah from Ripley in UK. She swallows cum like a cockwhore. I dumped her a few months ago after she sent nudes on snapchat to my mate. She's fucking Matt now but I know /b can get more nudes if you add her on snapchat and give her attention, tell her she's pretty and send dick pics to get her horny. Post pics or replies you get.
>>698427144
Dude if you get one more dubs avacad/b/ro will an hero in a jealous rage... fucks sake
>>698427221
You say that now though. I've been with a few chick's just like this and I kid you not everytime.. surprise!
>>698427347
Didn't you know I am the dubs ruler avocadbro
>>698427663
Fuck almost trips
>>698427499
You did it... you killed avacadbro.. I will not be live streaming this for your enjoyment
>>698427778
Fuck almost quads
>>698427018
Bot
>>698420949
well, this also COULD mean that somebody isn't dtf and search for long-term relationship.
Yes, and they use tinder, because it's the biggest easy accesible pond, you know.
>>698427977
>>698427899
Nvm saved myself with dubs
>>698428055
Met wife on tinder
>>698428426
You say that now. I still have more
>>698428461
Cause of the dubs huh?
>>698428587
Not even.. quads..
>>698428567
Let's talk to k she looks perfect for the avocado script
>>698418073
>Baguette Express
if I get a match I'll msg her "Bitch make me a sandwich"
>>698425753
Is that a volcanic stones behind her - so black? Could it be a hawaiian island?
I would really appreciate if one anon could tell me.
>>698428842
Obvious trap
>>698428842
She looks like she does drugs. Perfect.
>>698428587
One day dubs will lead me to a life of pure happiness. A nine to five. Collect my mail collect my shit paycheck. Sit down. And read the news while boring sandra sucks my cock
>>698428926
naw just a Scottish alkie jakeball
>>698428991
dubs decides?
>>698429240
Has anyone ever told you you'd look much better with a paperbag?
>>698428778
Dub me bro. Ffs I can taste it already
>>698429240
I don't know what gender that is either
>>698419810
that mouth was born to be fucked by your cock.
go.
>>698429240
>know more
How to make a dire nomb prehaps
>>698429353
roll for this
>>698429420
Mostly male
>>698428978
>>698428926
bad photo maybe
>>698429522
dubs wins
>>698429136
Always
>>698429639
>>698429522
Dubs has it. Post results
>>698429447
Yea I had a chance i kinda blew it tho I got way to drunk starting this thread and ended up here. Best you don't ask
>>698429595
Which one
>>698429863
>feminist.id bare back you so raw you understood what it was like to be avocadbro. You'd twist and moan sure. But st the end of the day you would be making guacamole for my restaurant and knowing what it's like to be employed by a man. So.. why haven't you responded back with your hours of availability and when you can start?
Matched her, dubs decides
>>698430471
I like how this thread has become 50% tinder and 50% avocados
Dudes,
Tinder has descended into nothing but Bots. I must get hit on about 5 times a day now by Bots or bitches trying to get me to go to tinyurl.com to some chat whore site that wants your credit card.
Like all good things, eventually the trollers and scammers get in there and fuck it all to hell.
You guys are just advertising that you are so fucking beta you have to assert yourself by talking shit about women behind the anonymous safety of the internet because you are afraid of real life rejection. This is better than any cringe thread.
>>698429863
Oh was that for me? Sure I'll add fuel to the already fire aww shit. . She finally unmatched me.. thank god I thought she might respond srs I was more fearful that she might
best girl coming through
>>698430685
I love animals! What's your pets name? Can I come over? Can it meet your pet? I really Wana get with your pet
>>698430685
sup slutface, wanna fuck rough?
>>698431028
Fake
>>698430691
This thread is all avocadbro I'm waiting on you homie
>>698430685
Bitch why wasn't this the 1/10 times when you message first?
>>698430814
I don't have this problem lately
>>698430685
Great rack. I know this great rib joint near mine.
>>698430685
I see you like dogs? Have you ever tried fucking one with your eyes closed? Maybe we could meet, go to the dog park, and you could try it out.
>>698431224
I messaged a bunch of dumb whores I matched months back cause I barely use tinder. Getting rekt unfortunately
>>698430884
Yea but at the same time I save a collection of whores I do actually respond to so.. meh I think you're off base a Lil
>>698431276
kek she did message me first though
>>698430814
No, you're just not attractive.
>>698431028
Lol.. wat?
>>698431404
Shitty I have a bunch that are still prime about to bust out pof of necessary that always respond
>>698431510
Well shit. Just ask her if she is down for a threesome with you and you avacadbro then I'm omw
>>698431914
We should start a POF thread. Create profiles proclaiming allah as the only god
>>698432005
so in turn there's a 90% chance that I get to tongue punch your fart box?
>>698431914
Is that worthwhile? Thought about making one
>>698432130
POF profile pic
how easy is it to get pussy on tinder?
>>698431545
This I'm the riginal avocadbro and the other avocadbro knows loos go a long way. I will say this once I did in the last thread. Be confident be cool and know it's a fucking slut portal wha cares what they do or do not say.say what's on you're fucking mind but know this. If you get to fuck them... use an avocado
>>698432287
About as easy as POF without the commitment. I have a lot of friends that use it for one nighters when they travel
>>698432130
Pof thread after this 404s
>>698432226
>>698432226
For willing to make a relationship sure... that's about it though
>>698432612
In b4 newfags ruin it
>>698432837
Naw same me I'm just getting g more drunk by the seconds
>>698432467
God damnit.
>>698432837
Yo, I'm a shitty newfag and i don't have the best english level, what the fuck is avocado ?
>>698432467
Fuck you I'm avacad/b/ro dick.
>>698433065
The question is are you an avacado?
>>698432516
do people use POF in Europe?
>>698433065
>>698433380
Yep global
>>698433332
I guess so, but when i search this shit on google, i found testicle and trees ffs
>>698432005
We ever get dubs on this broad or still waiting?
>>698433380
>>698432612
POF THR3AD
>>698433744
GO GO GO GO
>>698433745
New pof thread jump on board it'll be fun I said
What's a POF thread ?
>>698432005
Tfw I crest a thread and it gets split. Abandon mine in hopes of the one true Allah
>>698430685
such a fucking degenerate
>i graduated hs everyone! XD
>my pet is my child cuz my other friends already have kids! XDDD
is this how it goes in Maine?
>>698420364
I'm in South Bay area of LA county, and this is somewhat true in my experience.
I've ran into lots that like to talk about whiskey, which I love. I inquire, and they don't know shit. But guess they think they are hipster cool.
>>698434248
Lmao whats the point i mean
>>698434082
This gon be good
>>698430685
Doggy style?
>>698434503
>>698434082
>inb4 "pls respond"
>>698421599
wow.. you're really cute...
>>698434791
Say that's fine you look like an avocado anyways...my when she asks why, because you're the right kind of fat and probably disgusting inside
>>698421751
do you speekey de english??
>>698421599
Is this the Chilean girl? I saw send my response earlier >>698422013
>>698434791
So what isn't cheap then...?
>>698421751
Build the wall..!!
We've moved onto the POF thread now
You're beautiful in all the wrong places
>>698435016
Rolling this
>>698435777
Finally avocad/b/ro with the trips
>>698435824
>>698436265
is she fucking retarded?
>>698436265
You're right. Send me some ass shots
>>698436265
Guess I'll have to do it from behind then. You did say you loved dogs
>>698436362
She seems kinda cool
>>698436265
Don't let some /b/tards fuck this up, she seems pretty awesome.
>>698436265
you havnt struck out yet, she seems cool
>>698436265
Know what else would rather be between them?
MUH DICK
>>698436265
Say something about cutting them off then.
Oh well I can just remove them :)
>>698419534
>what I never did is done
What did she mean by this?
>>698436265
>>698436432
heres the one, this will fuck it up for sure
>>698436638
kek
>>698429240
What gender are you today? I've always wanted to choke on a fat sweaty tranny cock
>>698436638
Red 6 Standing By
>>698436638
Good reply.
>>698418499
I like your technique sir
>>698423965
>ChinChin
>>698436638
>>698421751
Hola chimbita que tal?
>>698437176
pee pee poo poo penis and vagina
>>698429240
You have all the characteristics of a dog except loyalty.
>>698437176
eventually, i mean assuming youd wanna bang this girl cause shes fine af. youre gonna have to say youre just fuckin with her
>>698437339
What in the fuck kinda roll is this
>>698437176
You kinda ficked up with the last line..
Now you looks like a 13yo
>>698437176
COME ON I'M EDGEING HERE
>>698437176
"I'm just fucking with you. But this app is about as cool as a paper cut let's take this small talk to medium talk whats your number"
>>698437722
He's only doing it to girls he doesn't care about m8
>>698437722
Fuck didnt notice that
>>698421858
I mean besides that weird nose ring I would fuck it
>>698437664
women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
>>698437860
that's because you're edgy
>>698420760
Let's see her full size pic please
>>698437931
Y
But the last line ruin the game..
He looks stupid trying to explain an obvious joke..
>>698423133
haha
>>698423728
that's obviously a bot
>>698438473
No it isnt ive texted her for a bit now
>>698438041
You know it lad
>>698438320
thats all you can do though at this point, if she aint responding just say some shit about how youre trying to find someone witha sense of humor.
Pls respond
>>698431028
moar of her
>>698432612
retard
>>698432837
it's been a while chis
>>698421751
No no, the joke played on this girl is really really bad, she must have heard it thousands of times. You stupid nigger can fix it. Im Chilean too.... Write this to her:
"Perdona yo igual soy chileno y una vez me dijeron esa talla y tambien lo encontré fome". "De verdad me gustai"
Trying to win my wife back
>>698439457
Kek what now
>>698422927
Did our Chilean love never respond to my perfectly crafter shit and cunnilingus line?
>>698439600
"fuck you. come outside or i'm coming in. call the cops. i don't give a fuck."
>>698439457
>>698439600
shit man, if you had changed "dont leave me" to "dont stop talking" and "i think im falling in love with you" to "i like you"
youd be in better shape. best just stop. its too late to say you were messing with her
>>698439600
Please gape your brown starfish for me Adrianna, my dubs demand it.
>>698439600
Let me poop on you
>>698439600
keep the pressure on till she realizes she loves you and misses you
>>698439600
Tell her you'll let you fuck your ass
>>698440039
Dubs demand a gaper
>>698439858
Please this
>>698440374
Actually it will be trips
>>698440458
That will make her unmatch me, we need to reel her back in if possible
>>698439600
>>698439600
I'm sorry Adrianna I just have a weird sense of humor and you're really beautiful so I got nervous and made stupid jokes. Can we start over? I've got a much more appropriate joke to change the subject. Are you an avocado?
>>698440711
Skip The BS? *insert dick pic*
>>698441112
Roll
>>698440979
wow what a cuck
>>698441211
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>698441211
Winrar!
>>698441211
Delivery time faggot
>>698441211
except you cant upload pics on tinder. dont you guys know this?
>>698425450
I don't usually match chubby girls.
>>698435015
Yea she is
>>698441549
Then ask for KIK etc
>>698441046
Rolling this
>>698441689
yes, and that takes a little work. thats not an opener
>>698418626
That face ... No big lost
>>698424603
gime d pusi
>>698441915
I'm squinting to blur the outlines of your photo in the hopes that you look farther away so that you don't seem so fat
>>698441042
Just go with it
>>698442088
I Debra I'm sorry I dubbed this into youthe life
>>698442088
Kek
>>698423965
>not autistic
>on a /b/ tinder thread
pick one
>>698419810
>USN
>hospital corpsman
She's already being pounded out
>>698442088
Dubs for deb
>>698440711
Shes cute
Thread need to deliver faster cringe tinder. Still w8tin here
>>698441937
-Tinder is kinda slow on my phone, danna talk over KIK?
>>698442088
Gonna deliver OP?
Been fun guys. Avocad/b/ro out
>>698444589
Never forget hammy Sandra!
>>698423023
ysa parece melhor a mostra conversa p mim vain, updates my friend, we want the whole conversation
>>698429414
"warm oil massage?? almond oil or apricot oil?"
>>698445752
Make sure you activate your almonds
Would you say your puss looks like a #2 from arbys or this chewed up gum on the bottom of my shoe.
