total letdown thread
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total letdown thread
gonna nap now
>>698414402
NO
>>698414266
bump
I am never let down. I already know what to expect.
Oh, so a thread about life?
>i'm an "other"
this thread will surely go well
>>698414478
3/10
>>698414478
Beat me to it
>>698414456
I gave you a name.
>>698414460
The explanation still makes me mad. Reminder not to fuck a monkey.
Time to nap for 30 minutes or so.
>>698414588
What is your thread name?
I can't think of any Edwards.
>>698414606
I will go nap with you be back later
>>698414664
I do not have one anymore
leaving
bbl
>>698414491
and see? no porn in the OP no one will suspect a thing
>>698414723
>Anymore
I mean, just tell me what it WAS.
I don't really like these name games.
>AIDS
>proofs of cross species STDs
>snuffles Beat The Fuck Out
>>698414394
So what you're saying is that saying there is a God, or was a God, that it is okay to believe in God if you choose to, is edgy? I no where stated that it's wrong to believe in God.
>>698414520
HAHAHA!
>>698414516
Better than I was expecting.
>>698414524
I've been accused of such things before.
>>698414801
I don't think it was ever proven to be the case.
>beat the fuck out
>beat
>>698414723
dont get offended and leave
you're just not memorable
>>698414867
what the fuck is he on about
git btfo
>>698415010
No real idea.
>womens rugby
never again holy fuck
>>698414790
that is a very large implication
>There is no such thing as cross species STDs
This is where we should feel at home.
>>698415251
hookworms
>snuffles has hookworms.
He got them from the rabbits that he raises.
>actually posting g/fur in a g/fur thread
awww shit this is crazy
>>698415866
he loves those rabbits
>>698415998
Physically.
>>698416187
how could one resist those tiny rabbit butt holes
>>698416366
Easily, but not for him. Wasps are frightening.
>>698416579
they are cute like kaybe
I'm glad I never posted nudes publicly.
>>698416715
I don't think they're cute. Kaybe is like a little kitten. I lost my Kaybe folder and my David folder.
>>698416868
That's not a nude.
I cam here expecting g/fur but instead I got avatar fags. looks like this really is a letdown thread
>>698416982
Close enough to make me glad I didn't post one.
>Nudes
>Its a bit of thigh and arms
>>698416993
ay help me out, yo
>>698417102
but we all love kaybe
>>698417141
You'll notice I never said it was a nude.
>>698417141
KAYBE thigh and KAYBE arms. They're the best kind of thighs and arms.
>>698417102
Post one anyways.
>>698417312
He constantly sits in the Discord for some reason when we play Overwatch.
>>698417345
God no.
>>698416993
Why would you even think it was a fur thread? Nothing in the OP implied fur.
>>698417445
he likes hanging out
>>698417491
well all the furry porn being posted ;-;
>>698417445
Okay.
>>698417706
So? It was made by an avatarfag for avatarfags. I for one am sick and tired of all this furry porn shitting up our threads.
>>698418091
sorry bud no need to get so upset. I was just disappointed and thought I would share this disappointment in the thread no harm was done.
Not you though, Nibi. You don't ruin our threads.
>>698418331
I'm always upset, don't tell me to not be upset.
My legs are covered in plaster dust and my black shoes are now solid white.
>>698418496
w-wanna talk about it?
You don't want to talk about it.
>>698418624
What is there to talk about?
>>698417491
Fool, this is a thread full of raging faggots but you're the biggest of them all even though you don't like dick
>>698419076
he loooves cock
>>698419076
There are worse things to be.
>>698419187
You tell him, David. He don't know me. He don't know what I been through. He don't know where I come from.
>they're STILL complaining
>
Im pretty sure most people are salty as fuck and want me to leave.
Too bad
>>698419264
i got you bro
>>698419298
p-pat my head
>>698419334
Stay.
For me.
>>698419264
All I know is that you're just a sad asshole who wants attention, drama, and to pollute these threads
>>698419406
no you accused me of raping bunny holes
>>698419421
;Stopsarcasm;
>>698419575
I think you're ok to see around here when you aren't mad.
>>698419351
It's good to have friends.
>>698419451
Attention? Not really. Drama and pollution? Sure, that's fair enough.
>>698419537
Who hasn't accused you of raping rabbits though, Snuggles?
>>698419537
i'm SORRY okay
you will have to punish me accordingly
>>698419653
I am always mad.
>>698419659
Oh come on, you crave attention more than I crave cock
>>698419837
Not really, I crave just causing general unhappiness. I don't mind that I don't get attention, as long as everyone around me is made to be upset.
>>698420034
Sorry but you're in denial
>>698420127
No, I'll admit and fess up to things when I'm guilty of them. For all my faults I am at least honest. Also, for the record, I am gay, so I do like cock.
>>698420338
Okay you like cock, but you also like attention and it's painfully obvious
What is it about cock that drives men crazy?
>>698420468
Attention, not really. Just making people unhappy. Making people unhappy is what I like.
>>698420489
David does like getting punched. Warm your hands in him.
>>698420489
that would be cool yeah
>>698420626
why won't snuggles treat me like those slutty rabbits of his
Its a love you can only show once
>>698421078
He will eventually, but he's an old man who can't go too long without getting winded and having to take an egg break. He likes his eggs sunny side up.
>>698421344
i like mine over easy
or poached
That is why you should find yourself a nice virgin, david. A virgin has love unspoiled it can only show its first partner.
>>698421427
OE are objectively the best eggs. Poached are second best.
>>698421512
one like you?
>>698421512
>>698421608
yes
i got a sandwich earlier with eggs over easy, spinach, ham, and swiss
it was super good
>>698421650
I am a perma-virgin, I am unable to get sex.
just because that wasn't enough of a reaction
I just cut my last block of plaster into four parts.
>>698421650
Just like him. You too are perfect for each other.
>>698421776
I would have done bacon and cheddar instead of swiss and ham.
>>698421728
Guna make some taffy with your salt.
>>698421866
David will have sex with you. He's also a virgin, so there's no problems at all.
>>698421915
bacon and cheddar is a little heavy for me
>>698422028
I do not find david attractive.
>>698422119
Because you are weak. Weak like a goil.
>>698422193
Is it his cold dead eyes? His eyes like a machine?
>>698422193
why not
>>698422172
Sodium Chloride
>>698422325
my drugged out glazed over eyes
>>698422325
>>698422340
Hair too short, too skinny, too tall, skin too milky.
>>698422374
>>698422586
i'm like 5' 7"
>>698422555
And your smug mug.
>>698422586
He's like, 5'2" and he's got a mop top. He does have that ghoulishly white skin.
>>698422720
Are you mad you never got to lose your virginity to a virgin?
Cucked.
Snuggles gots that one thing we all will never have. The love of dozens of rabbits.
>>698422753
I thought you were like 6'7
>>698422827
Hair not long enough.
>>698423014
and eggs
>>698422860
Nope. I for one have accepted that virginity means nothing.
Because, you know, I've actually had sex.
>>698423115
noo
ask snuggles
apparent'y i am "tiny"
>>698423115
He loves him some eggs. They're his favorite food.
He needs a hair cut.
>>698423290
Snuggles is like, 4'4" though.
Dinner with friend time.
Good.
Bye.
>>698423143
Virginity is of utmost importance. You cant love someone the same way you love your first.
>>698423275
You are not girlyboy enough for me.
>You cant love someone the same way you love your first.
>You can't love someone inexperienced and shitty
>>698423578
you can't love anyone the same way
first has nothing to do with shit except you have no experience on what makes other people tick
>4'4
>Snuffles is a baby manlet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>698423578
that's because girly boys are dumb
Yes Nibi I'm 4'4'' sorry if that offends you
>>698414946
I was not offended, I went to go nap
He knows me fine
4'4''
>have sex with not-virgin
>try to be in control because they think they're better cause they had sex before
>already had sex so you are just another fucc to them with no emotion.
Wow suuuuuure sounds appealing
>>698423899
I like girlybois tho
>>698424455
Then don't play namegames bro he really doesn't know who you are
>>698424540
You do understand that sex with anyone is done on an individual basis and not uniform across the board, right?
>>698424510
shut up
I'm not going to let James win this
>>698424336
>>698424545
I will not play name games then
>>698424882
THEN WHO ARE YOU!?
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME WHEN YOU USED ONE
>>698424670
Sex is a reward/social display and reputation based.
Everything after the first loses its intense emotion and is merely an object to get your fucc on. Like a fleshlight.
man i wish squash cared this much about my name when i was an anon
>>698425071
I will not say. I also will not play games about guessing I am who I am if you figure it out great if not, it is fine. It's been quite awhile since I actually posted my name in threads
le spooky anon :^)
>>698425139
If that's your idea of sex I suppose.
>>698425159
I usually was able to figure it out.
>>698425216
Then why even mention it?
>>698425324
i'm crying
>>698425324
All I did was say hi
>>698425427
AND THEN SAY YOU WERE EDWARD
>I also will not play games about guessing I am who I am if you figure it out great if not, it is fine
>>698425551
I can be edward for you
>>698425619
appropriate picture, thanks
>>698425691
any time
>>698425637
I'm not going to get to know, am I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
inb4bones
>>698425812
That is what I go by, nefel gave me the name.
Wtf is this thread? Why is everyone in here a bunch of autistic faggots?
>>698426131
because it's what we do best, bb.
Was it Edward or Eduardo?
>>698426221
I do not remember, it may have been the later.
>>698426221
It got changed to edward when I immigrated to America
>>698426160
This nigger right here
Who are you and why do i want to shoot your pic with a cap and ball revolver
>>698426347
>>698426426
Hows it going?
>>698426221
edward
>>698426430
That sounds like you've got some unresolved internal problems.
Wanting to cause any harm to me is very odd and unusual.
>>698426570
It is going well, I just woke up from a much needed nap. Got a new phone yesterday so I finally have lines of communication again.
>>698426592
Ah it probably was then
>>698426692
Oh nice. Is it a good phone?
I'm back at work again. Feeling almost like a Real Human Bean.
>>698426604
And? Im gonna trace this ip, and take my 2003 ford explorer and drive it to where ever
>also
Can dell jack their fucking prices any more? I can barely afford the shittest ones they oh shi~
>>698426842
Yeah it is, I've never had a smart phone before so it's different.
That's good, cash flow coming in. I just got another bit of pet sitting here in a few days so I will be enjoying that.
How are the kids? Is jenny legal yet?
>>698426842
how was your first day back to work?
>>698426950
i don't like where this is going.
>also
?
Gizzy needs to swing by again.
agreed
>>698427149
Why? You know you want this monster condom for my magnum dong
>also
Re-read the text slowly sorta anon
>>698427089
Boring, but the ending was alright.
Some drunk, comically sleazy guy (He seriously seemed like a strawman stereotype made by feminists) hit on a girl using what were supposed to be compliments but seemed like borderline insults.
She shut him down. Hard. Like, for a minute or two straight. I even joined in, it was great.
Girl: "But you know what, at least you gave it a go. Well done. You tried."
Me: "You won the participation award"
Girl: "YEAH, that. You can have a little gold star, nail it to your forehead"
It was great
>>698427061
Nah, but she's stumbling and mumbling like a drunkard now.
Samjam turns 10 next month. I'll be taking her to Adventure World at some point, which is a local theme park kinda thing.
>>698427149
you really need to stop conversing with anons, its not good for your health
>>698427061
Pardon my stupidity, but whom are you again?
>>698427160
you know he never will
>>698427443
not very fun, no. i'm left feeling empty inside
