Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698388606
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Shiro claimed.
>>698395502
Don't be like this, it's not like I'm rolling for something immoral like lewds of your waifu.
>Chararoll
>>698394518 #
Oh no dude its cool lol. Its also been a long ass time since you've been in chat
>>698395133 #
Kek agreed
>>698395251 #
Perfect
>>698395300 #
Oh
>>698395575 #
I want to be 5'10 tbh
Last thread wasn't really a success for me
Didn't pay much attention
Claimed
I'll try to contribute more this time
>>698395988
Still, 5'8 is short
6' here
>>698396079
Hey Yuno
Nap time
>>698396050
winning
>>698395920
Can I scratch her CHEN?
>>698396050
I feel bad that she's ESdead
>>698396079
Yu-no you gotta contribute
>>698396163
Shi-no that its is nap time
>>698396050
Hi queen, just started watching this anime and I have to say I'm pretty sad already
>>698396140
Hey how are you>>698396163
>>698395856
Ya, renovated.
>>698395887
>>698395988
Yeah, I know. I have the Chat on mute. Maybe I should write again?
>>698395980
>Like lewds of your waifu
PROTECTION ROLL IT IS... wait actually no, like I said, I don't feel inclined to my waifu. Just... there isn't much lewds of Chara. Mostly goatporn which is hella disgusting.
test
QOTT:What do you do besides /waifu/?
I mostly manage my country on NationStates, go on /k/ and /tg/ and masturbate
>>698395133
<
>>698395590
love you
>>698395887
:(
>sachi
Claimed!
>>698396271
Chararoll
>>698396255
Good! how are you other yuno?
>>698396290
What is >>/banned/
Phasma lives
>>698396271
>I forgot the pic
dammnit
>>698396229
Great you are here, well thanks for the spoils
>>698396310
Pretty much game, I have had a long holiday so I don't know how the real world works anymore
Also I watch a lot of sports
>>698396359
Chen has her own tank.
>>698396163
nice pic playing douk souls so i left stream for a bit
>>698396229
not in the manga carlos
>>698396255
hello yuno its ok once you see esdeath you will be happy also i love yuno and have a crush on her esdeath just beats her by a bit for me
>>698396140
Hush you
>>698396271
Come by and say hi sometimes dude lol
>>698396314
Im not in that one
>>698396314
>
I'm not gonna ask a thing about it
Saber claimed
>>698396314
AHHHHHHH WHYYYYY
>>698395988
Everything that doesn't start with at least 6' is a munchkin.
>>698396271
But as I said, I don't care about your waifu, I'm rolling for lewds of you!
>goatporn
Though I might settle with some of this. For science reasons, of course.
>Chararoll
>>698395300
Really? That makes me so happy.
I almost don't know what to say to me.
>>698396520
The manga was fucking brutal on Leone death.
The minister fucking gutted her and ate her womb.
test3
>>698396140
6'22 here.
>but where is test2?
test4
>>698396310
>What do you do besides waifu
Nothing really. Thinking about what to do and maybe watching something on youtube or news about what games are coming up.
>>698396335
Roll of Protection
>>698396566
Hmm.... fine, maybe another time
>>698396627
Fine, keep rolling, if you roll trips or higher I'll search and post Charalewds
>>698396849
>mfw forgot pic again
jesus
>>698396355
I'm not that good actually bit sick today, just took a nice long nap so I think I'll manage.
Whats up with you?
>>698396520
Yea except that Carlos just told me she dies, and well back off yuno is mine. Also she is way better than esdeath
Claimed, heyo
>>698396804
Damn, a giant!
>>698396849
How much for the 3d lewds?
>>698396310
Play games. Dick around on /k/. Work, get money. Watch animu, obviously. I do RP shit in other places.
>>698396693
Jesus fucking Christ. No shit? Well, Japan always were huge weirdos about gore on TV for some reason...
>>698397048
Corpses don't count
>>698396335
ᶜᵘᵗᵉ
>>698396929
I got up early. Kinda feel like watching some documentary on youtube and taking an afternoon nap. Just feel tired as hell.
My plan is take nap, wake up, drive to gas station and get a monster. Start day over.
>>698396566
are you in the other one?
>>698396603
ask all about it <3
>>698396612
i had to do it :^)
>>698396632
You don't have to say anything to me, me understands how me feels about me
>>698397101
No that was the manga
In the anime she gets shot up and fucking smashes the minister's face in and goes to die in an alley.
>>698396271
Oh that sucks man, but that means everything will be nice and new for you
>>698396255
Hey
Wait, you are a different Yuno, aren't you?
>>698396310
Varrying /tg/stuff, im starting college layer this month, backpacking, and whitewater kayaking
I'm actually going sea kayaking next week
>>698396371
Don't worry, I still love you. Even if you are a dumbass sometimes
>>698396566
But you are!
>>698396804
Hey mugen
>>698396849
But I'm rolling for 3D lewds!
>>698396310
>besides /waifu/
Keeping Reality in check through My Love is really my only 'job.'
http://www.strawpoll.me/10938379
>>698397048
Heyho Mugen!
>>698397087
>3d lewds
Ah, shit I'd need to search real long for some crappy 3D Chara lewds
>>698396310
Being fine
>>698396693
sad to as leone was my fav night raid character
>>698396929
>way better than esdeath
ill fit you
>>698397314
o sure all this night raid no jaegurs
>>698397398
The correct answers are 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6, by the way.
>>698397320
Not everything but most things I suppose. Even if it wouldn't be new I would be glad. I'm getting impatient to get the keys
>rolling for 3D lewds
I told you guys I don't have 3D Chara lewds
>>698397486
Beautiful Dork!
>>698397195
Then I know I always want to be with me, right?
>>698397421
WHY WON'T YOU UNDERSTAND MY NEEDS!
>>698397106
Still alive for now
>>698397421
Hello lil stabber, been a while
>>698396693
Ahhh she dies?! Man I should have just shut my trap about the anime
>>698397177
Sounds like a plan, however you do realise monster is fucking garbage right? Just take a cup of coffee and you'll be okay.
Also what mood is documentary mood? Sounds lame to me
>>698397273
AHHHHH
>>698397320
I dunno probably, I'm the poorfag if that helps. I haven't been on here for like 12 hours so the chances of me being the same is low
>>698397509
She is though
>I'll show you!
>>698397782
Huh didn't he die at the church?
>>698397639
Take my food
>>698397639
We want lewds of you
>>698397890
Chelsea is now a lollipop
>>698397890
Hello You Know
>>698397273
I know. I'm saying that's why they changed it in the anime- they're weird about gore. Although they're still a lot more okay with it than pussified western studios.
>>698397509
If I had a Jaeger waifu it'd be Kurome.
>smol
>qt3.14
>together forever
But only if I can convince her to be together forever without killing me.
>>698397890
Chelsea a cunt. But also a cute. And a sad.
I think I'm going to take a nap.Later d00ds
>>698397768
>>698397421
wofür wird hier eigentlich gewürfelt?
>>698397849
Oh man i love watching ww2 docs and shit about serial kilers and whatever. Super awesome nap shit.
This threads needs some oldschool questions.
QOTT:
Do you know your waifu's zodiac sign?
What's her birthday date?
Why did you pick her, does she resembles you in any way?
>>698397410
>>698397504
>>698397669
>>698397933
What's wrong my love?
>>698397686
Of course
>>698397421
Oh you!
Lewds of you!
>>698397486
Hey yuuko!
>>698397639
I can understand that, can't wait to move into my dorm. My roommate seems like a nice dude
>>698397849
Well, not the one I've jokingly hit on then.
How are you?
>>698397909
Exactly
>>698397983
Kurome is Wave's waifu
>>698398007
L-lewds von der Person, die Chara claimed.
Aber er will nicht.
>shiro
>>698397943
I am NOT a lollipop
>>698397965
No, I'm chelsea
>>698397983
Which one is it?
>>698398079
Neither of those are mentioned.
She does.
>>698398222
Nice trips, who do you want lewds of
>>698397863
Na, he gets very close though. The show has him recover and move on to do his thing
>>698398137
Popular franny
>>698398309
karen lewds
>>698397849
yuno is my secondary waifu she is pretty cool could be more dominating though
>>698398222
dont lose your HEAD over the lollipop comment
>>698397525
>Nothing useful, that's for sure.
>57%
>mfw Anons believe, as they should, that I serve no real purpose, and am not one of the most powerful forces in Existence
It's simpler this way.
>>698398093
<3
>>698397933
I want to know, too.
>>698397890
hey there
>>698397509
I like Esdeath a lot too. I saw a very cute 3d Esdeath at autismfest yesterday
Best type moon claimed.
>>698398222
Chelsea got turned into a lollipop
You aren't fooling anyone, You Know Gasai
>>698398184
willst du echt nen unterernährten 18 jährigen ösi nackt sehen?
>>698396627
i just know i wont reach 6
>>698396849
So another few months? Lmao
>>698397048
Best dood
>>698397195
Yup
>
This one
>>698397320
I know
>>698398222
I wonder which anon this is~
>>698398457
This.
Most newfags are edgy teens who think they know what type moon is about
>>698398392
>>698398093
s-Sa-Sachi is cheating on me...
>
>>698397768
Wait... you don't mean actual lewds of me?
>ROLL OF PROTECTION!
>>698397782
Sure has been a while. Glad to see you're still alive and kicking. What's up?
>>698397867
No, you need to eat.
>>698398007
Keine Ahnung. Für lewds?
>>698398079
>Zodiac sign
>Birthday
No idea, there is no lore as to when Chara was born. One could argue that Chara has the birthday as the person you want Chara to be
>Does she resemble you in any way?
I don't think she does.
Maybe she resembles me in the way that she would stand for her friends even if she would get abandoned by everyone else? But since I wasn't put into that kind of situation I don't think she does.
>>698398137
ROLL OF PROTECTION!
>Roommate seems like a nice dude
And is he gay?
>>698398386
>Implyinf 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6 are something else besides useful
>>698398576
Maybe? Probably? Most likely.
>>698398588
That's just the zerofags copyfag-kun
>>698398375
>>>>>>>>>>>secondary waifu
Kill yourself
>>698398443
Howdy cutie~
>Dat cute fang
>>698398518
Hey uhh Leone.. you ight? Got somethin in your eyes?
>>698398576
TOTALLY not anyone known for heresy.. nah that's silly
>>698398079
There doesn't seem to be info on her DOB. My waifu resembles me only in the respect of being human and probably a little liberal. We're both smarts, but she's leagues ahead of me, all learning multiple languages and inventing medical nanobots and shit, and our views on violence are... Different.
>>698398141
I'll fuck Wave in the ass. He's a qt, too.
>>698398222
Nice trips. All of them though.
>>698398375
GET THE FUCK OUT.
... Heroes never die?
>>698398020
Yea you said it, nap shit. Yawn
Ive had history lessons
>>698398079
Oh shit I don't know any of this
I mostly choose her because mirai Nikki is one of the best anime IMO so I immediately fell in love with her interesting characteristics, also i think we can both snap pretty easy
>>698398137
Oh well....
You can also hit on me
And I'm kinda sick, the weather here sucks
How are you man?
>>698398375
I see you're into that shit?
Also yuno lives so suck on that, I mean kinda
>>698398680
I would never cheat on you with anyone <3
>>698398392
:3
>>698398523
My desires are... unconventional.
>>698398576
Try wearing some manly high heels.
>>698398708
You know it.
>Chararoll
>>698398342
Fuck never watched pass the episode with the wheelchair cannon
>>698398368
>>698398826
Na nigga you need to make up yo mind
>>698398375
>secondary Waifu
I like the dominatrix meme of yours, but I didn't know it was Amatuer Hour already.
>>698398708
>shitposting isn't useful
Get him outta' here!
>>698398079
None of that was ever released, so fuck if I know
Well, we are both blonde and huge nerds
>>698398354
So it seems
>>698398007
>Put into German to English translation
>"What is actually here diced?"
Lewds of you, as a person
>>698398576
So tiny!
>>698398708
No, I don't think so
There are some pictures of him on Facebook with a girlfriend. So no
>>698398841
But it was only to annoy him
Sorry, got to go
>>698398680
I would never cheat on anyone.
>>698398910
Especially not myself.
>>698398740
>>698398841
>>698398740
>>698398826
damn i dont have secondary christ it was joke ya faggots you think i would give up my dommy mommy
>>698398457
Eyes
>>698398708
Fatten those thighs of yours
Claiming best girl
>TFW been spoiled by my brothers working AC and the Tennessee coolness
Fuck my house is hot.
Also, rolling for queen of dominatrix lewds.
>>698399128
>damage control of this level
>>698398708
That i am, just living it out. About to play overwatch with the guys and hang out today. You?
>>698399189
lewd gib
>>698399069
Aight be seeing you
>>698399189
Hey there cutie
>>698399128
>I was merely pretending
You expect me to believe that after such backlash?
>>698399266
>About to play Overwatch
Nice meme
>>698399128
I wasn't mad about waifu 2.0. I was mad because that's about as funny as similar jokes about Mami. Maybe I shouldn't let it get into my head...
Rolling for Leona lewds, because she's like Yang but good.
>>698398708
How about "will"?
>>698398740
Not someone who's also SAO girls
>>698398955
So drag queen showes?
>>698399069
4 inches away fam
>>698395871
Why
>>698398523
Ich bin nicht unterernährt und ich bin älter als 18! Aber ich hab auch nicht vor sowas zu posten.
>>698398955
Roll
of
PROTECTION
>>698399069
Maybe he swings both ways?
No, wait you actually stalked his facebook?
>>698399144
I'm not malnourished in any way! My weight is in the normal scale!
>>698399266
Maybe looking for some tiles for my future bathroom but that's about it... maybe looking throug youtube for infos of some upcoming games.
>>698399443
Definitely!
>>698399231
Let's go again I guess.Got nothing better to do than jack it to peoples waifus
>>698399128
>Dommy mommy.
Your exist is a blight on the human race.
Help remove it by killing yourself ASAP.
>>698399251
damage control what do you mean?
>>698399354
chelsea a mean :( why do you heart esdeath
>>698399421
yeah i wont lie i like her but she not mai waifu
>>698399415
can we not talk about this?
<3
>>698399108
I could never cheat on me
>>698399415
I know that's not what you really want..
>>698398826
>I'd fuck wave in the ass
That's pretty fucking gay yo
>>698399500
Remove yourself please.
Dom mom lewds roll
>>698399500
do you not have a dommy mommy is that why your mad? what is the difference between a guy wanting a girl to call him daddy and what i said?
>>698399668
leone why you no reply bish
Can i have a waifu and a husbando?
>>698399443
That's just nonsense! Who would do such a thing?
>>698399569
Nigga you had yo cunts kill my waife
Glad my sweet akame rekts yo ass
>Poor tatsume
>>698399443
>that animation quality
>>698399486
No need to be so tsundere. I won't tell anyone.
>Chararoll
>>698399799
Who are you, anyway, you cunt?
The same guy as the Chesire claimer? I bet you are.
Fucking cancer squad is growing up.
>>698399861
Mikan does, so yeah
>>698399799
Dubs, but no cigar.Also 200 posts away from pents
>>698399936
I'm just the guy that claims Galil.(best raifu BTW)
>>698399668
>mfw I'm literally a faggot and know EXACTLY how gay it would be to fuck Wave in the ass
>>698399799
Rolling for this as well.
>>698399128
Delete your 4chan account
>>698395871
>>698400044
Kill yuosrfe
>>698400044
Shit.Dubs again
>>698399486
This thread is really fast today
I blame your popularity ~
>>698399587
I am right, I couldn't ever get myself to do it even if I tried.
>>698399901
You don't have to be afraid of me.
>>698399908
>this close to quints
>mfw could request a video of striptease
fucking wew and even more
ROLL
OF
PROTECTION!
>>698399486
Sounds like boring adult work, what games are you looking at?
>>698399936
Chesh does lsd you fag
>>698400153
JESUS YOU'RE AUTISTIC
>>698400153
Post noods of you
>>698400092
I don't think Yuosrfe would like that.
Give the lewds
>>698400222
OH SHIT
>>698400222
Trips demand it
>>698396566
Fuck
Phone is cucking me again so I guess yuno is out for a while again
>>698400222
Dub-trips demands it, I suppose.
Rolling for Leona lewds again.
>>698400163
Seasonal trash this ended like a week ago
>>698400142
Nah, I think it's surprisignly slow for this time of the day
>>698400163
Metroid Prime Federation Force
Final Fantasy 15
ya know, getting the hype
>>698400222
this did not just happen
>>698399864
to be fair she did kill bols
>tatsumi a faggot for not wanting esdeath
>>698400386
Rolling for MY lewds?!
>OG leone
>>698400153
>quints equal video
You're on!
But until then:
>>698400222
Oh shit, well done, lad!
>>698399901
<3
want to go to the park?
>>698399936
someone call cancer squad?
>>698400143
Even if me tried me could never leave me, I need me
>>698400409
Typing this with one hand
;^)
>>698400143
>
>I don't think it is all over. 'Cause it wasn't real from the very start.
>>698400431
But tats won tsundere main so yeah
>>698400344
Fuck off Miho
>>698400431
It's my mission, nothin personnel kid
Dommy mommy lewds.
>>698399486
Very good
>>698399864
People that are heretics
>>698399908
Gorgeous isnt it?
>>698400344
I missed you and that pic <3
>>698400409
I didnt watch any of the gaming events so i dont know whats coming out. Theres a new Metroid huh, look any good?
>>698400656
fugs
>>698400602
I want to suck on chelsea's lollipop if you know what i mean
>>698400688
They should kill themselves
>>698400788
You Know
who here would let me pay $20 for a BJ from their Waifu.?
>>698400832
fuck off miho
you already have tats
>>698400832
I wanna fug the bun
>>698400720
No, it doesn't.
>Samus not a main character
>Everything in chibi look
>multiplayer game for 3DS
It has everything to deepen the lore of the Metroid universe but nothing of a Metroid Prime.
>gonna buy it exactly because of the lore
>>698400222
I'm in denial
>>698400532
Just kidding, right?
Nobody is tricking anyone.
I don't want you or me to be tricked.
>>698400514
I'll watch over me.
>>698400899
But he could have so much more~
>>698400788
Right? I hear this faggot yuno anon does that :^)
>>698400832
>
>>698400431
And goddamn near killed Best Jaeger, too. She was a Hell of an assassin.
>rolling for Akame-on-Kurome incest lewds
>>698401030
Post noods faggot
>>698399144
Second best eyes.
How's it going besides the shitty internet?
>>698400869
nobody.?
>>698401115
>hugs
>whats this miho stuff?
>>698401115
Lol what a shit waifu, no wonder he switched
>>698400557
>>>>>>>won
mine tsundere what over yandere esdeath dominatrix what what are you smoking anon
>>698400656
this a new copy pasta for you fags now
>>698400222
>>698401131
God damnit, this better not be in the eternal history of waifu
>Chara
>>698401217
>whats this miho stuff?
I still remember when you forgot your trip on, Miho.
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>>698401326
Jesus Christ.
