>ctrl F omegle, nothing
OMEGLE THREAD!
Set your tags to Feminism, Tumblr, and Reddit. Say your name is Dan, post results.
k
bump
>>698391324
woo, its been awhile.
bbb
>>698391324
post chat
>>698393190
yuppe
To make it more fun, add jesus and god as tags too
>>698393521
kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like jesus.
You: Hello there
Stranger: Hi
You: Do you have any proofs that Jesus is real?
Stranger: Jesus existed, its another question as to if he was the son of God.
You: How do you know he existed?
Stranger: Oh run along you ignorant fool
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello there
Stranger: Tell me a secret
You: I never had a girlfriend
Stranger: Whys that a secret
You: I can't tell that to a girl...I'm afraid she won't like me or something
You: So I just pretend that I had a gf before
Stranger: Nobody would care
You: Are you a male or a female?
Stranger: Female
You: Um...
You: Alright this is weird
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: Why haha
You: I don't know
You: I don't really talk about that
Stranger: Its cool dude
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 15
You: I am Dan by the way
Stranger has disconnected.
kek, pewdiepie retard
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like reddit, feminism, and tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: im dan
You: im dan
Stranger: *<3
You: book'm danno
Stranger: what are we doing with our life
You: fuck that pewdiepie tho
You: yea idk
You: just passing time before I go to work
You: HBU
Stranger: passing time before i go to sleep hahaha
You: Right on
Stranger: you from the states?
You: Ya
Stranger: ah nice
Stranger: well have a good day fellow 4channer
You: well, cya dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Talk to strangers!
Select Language ▼
30,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
You: Hi, my name is Dan, and I am a member of the KKK
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Heey
You: My name is Dan, and FUCK TUMBLR AMIRITE
You: AMI
You: RITE
Stranger: My name is Phil and you're a fuckin asshole
>>698395606
kek
nice troll hahah XDDDDDD
>>698396186
Fuck I thought you were legit not a dan
>>698396442
iKek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hi
You: hey there honey
Stranger: honey?
Stranger: lol
You: k then sweety?
You: you know you're sweet
Stranger: eh, i'm maybe sweet half the time
Stranger: you could just go with "hello"
You: sure......
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: am good
You: how are you?
Stranger: Fine thanks.
Stranger: Doing laundry, drinking iced coffee.
You: cool i love iced coffe
You: is it hot where you are? its hot here
You: hotter than a crotch
Stranger: yep
Stranger: yeah it's a sweaty day
You: im staying inside in the ac....i dont much like to sweat
Stranger: yep, same here
Stranger: I took a run early
Stranger: before it got blazing
You: did you run miles or kilometers?
Stranger: 2 miles
You: dang thats like several kilometers
Stranger: Google says 3.21
You: well...i guess we are both right then
Stranger: yep
Stranger: so are you a feminist? I am
You: ya know...sometimes maybe but when it get taken too far i'm like um yeah but ok no
Stranger: well you could probably say that about anything right?
You: ok so its like my man....he is definetely privilidged....but he works hard to earn it and deserves every bit of it
Stranger: well, privilege doesn't mean you don't work hard
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: it means that, depending on what privilege we're talking about, there are some advantages you have that aren't necessarily earned
You: hmmm...idk....you ever think maybe those privileges that some folk see in other folk are just constructs of their own imagination based on their biased opinions and misinterpretation of the true facts of the given situation?.......like them black lives matter folks gettin all butthurt cause some nigger broke the law and put itself into a position to get shot by the police?
Stranger: yeah you lost me at "nigger"
Stranger: have a nice life
Stranger has disconnected.
I didnt even get a chance to say my name
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Do you tumble dry?
You: Or wet?
Stranger: What?
You: Do you tumble dry?
You: Or do you tumble wet?
You: It's a simple question that deserves a simple answer.
Stranger: Wet?
You: Do you tumble dry?
You: Or wet?
You: There's only two answers.
You: And obviously you either do one or the other.
You: You either tumble dry
You: Or you tumble wet
Stranger: Why not both?
You: Touche, stranger.
You have disconnected.
>>698395207
that was me i was trying to say hi
>>698397086
jesus you're a faggot
>>698396930
zoz
Hi I'm dan
>>698397059
You played that perfectly, good sir
Hahahaha
He was nice
ok
Going to the shitter
I'm perma banned from the place sadly enough.
>>698398006
how tho
>>698395253
damn it
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr, and Feminism.
You: Hi
Stranger: If I see one more fucking "my name is dan"post from someone I swear to Gosh I'm going to fucking report them to the authorities. This is harassment.
You: I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698398059
probably showing his dick 24/7
>>698398128
most likely, what a faggot
>>698398215
kekled
>>698398121
that cant be real
>gosh
>>698397059
done in true dan fashion m8
good show
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are you going to ask me if i'm dan bc i have no idea who dan is
You: What a coincidence.. I am Dan.
Stranger: like danisnotonfire?
You: Not really no. I am not on fire at the moment
Stranger: ah so a different dan i'm guessing
Stranger: a lot of ppl are looking for you
You: Probably.
Stranger: are you a youtuber?
You: I am a very popular person
You: Haven't heard about Dan the Man?
Stranger: i have not
You: Oh now you have then.
You: I am ex-navy seal
Stranger: do you have a lot of war flashbacks
You: Not really. Never made it out of bootcamp.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger has disconnected.
I'm Dan.
>>698398706
I was triggered
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: 21m
You: Hi
You: 19D
Stranger: Small
Stranger has disconnected
didnt get to clarify i was saying 19 Dan
>>698395253
motherfucker
>>698391324
Do you guys really find this fun?
It's repetitive with no real pay off.
>>698398059
Trolling mlp fags. Now I realise they aren't really so bad.
>>698399279
These threads are used to harvest IPs from 4chan users. The tags synch them up and the Dan lets them know it's 4chan. Once IP is obtained they're checked for flaws in the network. Example a lot of people never update printer drivers and there are exploits that let hackers in. Thats why these threads exist as for the people who fall for it ... I have no idea, just easily amused I guess.
>go to omegle
>wait for stranger to initiate contact
> pretend to be female iff asked
> drag out the conversation for long as possible
> slowly start abusing stranger, and keep increasing abuse
> post results
>>698399279
you got a better idea faggot?
>>698399561
bitch im behind seven proxies
>>698399638
how about ufcking your mom
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: my name is dan im from brookyln new york
You: Hi. I'm dan and i'm part ofthe kkk
You: Oh hi dan.
Stranger: were the white women at
You: I don't know.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698394028
This isn't a cringe thread. I don't understand how some of you atheists can even breathe you're so dumb. If you're gonna troll christfags at least come up with some good material.
>>698399638
If you're bored and want some fun go play boardgame-online.com. Created by random anons from 4chan years ago. Think the game of Life mixed with D&D filled with memes and internet subculture.
>>698399561
im in front of 32 roxies and 2 moxies
>>698399561
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey asl
You: 19 D USA
Stranger: d?
You: Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Friendly stealth fire
I used an omegle client for android so it looks sort of different.
>>698400267
Kek
>>698399561
no you dumb autist its just like playing on the phone when you were a kid befor that fancy caller id bullshit
>>698400589
You can't be this ignorant.
>>698400742
>4chan.org
>>698400589
>mfw thinks telling people in chat your name is dan is the same as prank call
Why don't you try actually prank calling people? Google Hang Out is free in the US & UK.
Or prank call radio shows on BlogTalkRadio free with Skype.
This is nothing like prank calling.
>>698399561
Why would people even want my IP?
Well, that escalated quickly
>>698401003
http://whatismyipaddress.com/exploit-ips
am i the only one encountering someone spamming golf boys or?
this is more a way to chat with people from here than to chat with real feminists
>>698401589
kek
This didn't go as planned...
Still wasn't too bad...
Meh.
Hey Alex that's a nice porn folder. Does your parents know you collect these?
>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like feminism.
>Stranger: how does patriarchy oppress women
>You: By being?
>You: Are you Dan?
>Stranger has disconnected.
Was expecting for them to be dan, turns out they were landwhales.
i went to omegle to fuck around and now im talking about real shit what
>>698402771
kek
This is gold
>>698402916
hahahahha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hey how are you
Stranger: I am Groot
You: that's groot to here
You: i am dan
Stranger: Again?
Stranger: Wtf
You: oops there we go again
You: lol
Stranger: Stop listening to foals Dan
>>698399561
You can't see each other's IP addresses on Omegle text chat (only on video chat).
Unless you've hacked Omegle.
>>698395253
N I G G E R
>>698404060
Kek
This bitch was about to join the fucking club.
golf boys
the thing i like about these threads is i just look for people called "Dan" and troll them. you guys are fucking weak. all you do is go "hurr my names dan, im dantastic, dan dan dan" and then disconnect, most likely while giggling to yourselves about what a le epic troll you are.
fucking weak shit, man.
Just met this guy...
26 male from Canada. Clean chat ONLY. Kik: andropomorphine
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Reddit, Feminism, and Tumblr.
Stranger: dan?
You: dan.
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698404247
That's all these threads are. Are you suggesting that's not the idea?
>>698398660
Kek'd
>>698404472
That must've been fucking quick.
>>698404472
Beautiful.
From earlier today furry troll was pretty win
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry.
You: Hi
You: asfo
Stranger: 24 male dragon
You: oooooooooh
Stranger: you?
You: 21 f badger
You: got a ref
Stranger: -some furfag link-
You: https://postimg org/image/mtbec9fa9/090e7c1d/
Stranger:..... my name is Dan
You: ORLY
You: me too
Stranger has disconnected.
SURE WOULD BE NICE TO GET PAST THE FUCKING BOTS!!!
Ok, now what's with this "Dan"? Any background?
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: am good
Stranger: You ?
You: i'm dan
You: oh, sry
You: Dan
Stranger: Not you again
ROTFL
Stranger: heyy
You: hi my name is dan
Stranger: mine's melina
You: oh cool
You: what are your views on feminisim?
Stranger: we all need feminism
You: no we dont feminists are so retarded i cant handle these women trying to gain power i wish we were all in the old days where women did anything for men
You: fuck women
Stranger: but we all need gender equality
You: no we dont
Stranger: fuck u
You: women should be for sex only
Stranger: we do
You: fuck you lesbo
Stranger: i'm completly hetero and i'm also a fucking feminist
You: i bet you are pro choice
Stranger: and if you're not okay with that then screw you
You: people who get abortions are the devils children
Stranger: then I father
You: fuck you cunt
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you're a fricking idiot
You: if women had no rights the world would be a better place
You: you fucking carpet eater
Stranger: if men had no rights then the world would be a paradise
Stranger: dishonor on you
Stranger: dishonor and your family
>>698405141
Hi, I'm Dan
>>698405031
I'd be more comfortable on Kik...
super_whore6969
Stranger had disconnected.
>>698404960
WTF IS THIS A THING? Fucking badger and a dragon roleplay?
OMEGLE is fucking gay. Nothing but bots
>>698395253
You faggot
You: hi
You: my names dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Dan is getting the ladies
>itt Dan talks to himself while people believe this is trolling
>>698395253
Dan you nigger
Set the interests to jacksepticeye
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like jacksepticeye
You: Howdy
Stranger: hi th ere!
You: Who's your favorite youtuber?
Stranger: JSE
You: JSE?
Stranger: Jack you idiot xD
You: Who's jack?
Stranger: jack septiceye!
You: Oh. Want to know who's my favorite youtuber is?
Stranger: jack?
You: Nope. Guess
Stranger: no tell me
You: Fine i'll tell you
(30 second gap)
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: helllo
Stranger: you there?
Stranger: Helloooooooooooooooooooooo
You: Yeah
Stranger: who is it
You: Me.
Stranger: whos me
You: Me. Dan
Stranger: oh like dan on youtube?
You: Nope.
Stranger: uh got to have dinner bai
Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey wanna debate on skype?
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Dan look I'm looking to debate a stupid feminist not a atheist Brony who has a 4chan.
Stranger has disconnected.
Dan in desguise
>>698406037
fake and gay
gtfo summerfag
/r/dan
lets ruin her kik bois??
remember everyone panda's are Dan approved.
>>698406630
ran into them earlier but they aint respond
You: hi my name is dan
Stranger: hello daniel
Stranger: ive been waiting for yu
>>698406778
One of from triiipz
>>698405374
Idono but they always ask for refs, I get em every time with the Dan sticker. Usually after saying it's a dantastic day
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Reddit.
You: Hey
You: My name is dan
Stranger: hello
Stranger: okay faggot.
You: KEK
You: Mk reddit skrub
You: Join 4chan
You: Bettr
Stranger: 4chan tag is filled with bots
Stranger: I come here.
You: kek
You: I'm from the website
Stranger: You type like youre 12
You: Nah
You: Not 12
You: Higher
Stranger: Woah. 13 sorry.
Stranger: My bad
You: KEK nah I'm 17 and I'm browsing 4chan
Stranger: Your use of kek is giving me cancer
You: Shall I use lel instead?
Stranger: Zozzle
Stranger: Top hee
Stranger: It's all carcinogenic
You: Oh is that a reddit meme? sorry I prefer
4chan
Stranger: I dont go on reddit
You: Ah what do you browse then?
Stranger: /v/ and /pol/
You: /v/ and /pol/ are?
You: I prefer /b/
Stranger: I thought so
You: Mhm
You: Well nice to meet another 4chan user
Stranger: I guess
You: Start browsing /b/ro
Stranger: I have
Stranger: It just not my favorite board
Stranger: Rather shameful to have pride in browsing b
You: Nah first time going on it in monthsYou: And whats not to have pride in?
You: Mk bye
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: at this point its impossible to tell the difference between people ironically being feminists and acting like retards and actual feminists
Stranger: you know?
You: yeah, I'm dan btw
You: I am a dirty man
You: because I am dan
You: and when shit hits the fan
Stranger: do u all do acid??
You: I am the man
You: the dirty man
You: dan
Stranger: youre the one who gets covered in shit?
You: Dan was hitler's middle name
You: Adolf Dan Hitler
Stranger: i remember that
Stranger: do u do acid dude
You: no
Stranger: why not
You: but my name is dan
You: does that count
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: were u named after hitler
You: no, my name is dan. Not hitler
You: dummy
Stranger: dan was hitlers middle name though
You: yeah but my first name is dan
Stranger: whats ur middle name?
You: dan the man
Stranger: the?
You: yes
You: last name, man
Stranger: who were u named after?
You: Yes
Stranger has disconnected.
We've been found out, hide!
>>698395253
fuck off
>>698407660
FUCK YOU I STARTED THE ADOLF DAN HITLER MEME
TOP ZOZZLE
These bitches really want to join the KKK.
What in the actual fuck?
Met a /b/rother!
So I just talked a 17 year old lesbian into and then back out of an existential crisis, then declared I was Dan and left. I should have posted...
>>698391324
Add Black Lives Matter to the Tag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
You: My name is dan
GG /B/
I'm currently making small talk with a tumblrcunt... Who is the real loser hear?
>>698408565
The one who can't diferenciate here andhear.
good man
>>698395253
Kek
This is stupid af
>>698408864
Also yes.
Forgot some tags but oh well
>>698391959
sauce
http://logs.omegle.com/c36b7e3a
LOL http://logs.omegle.com/29a242b
>>698409208
bit ly 2aESV4p
>>698409547
Lol got the same fag
>>698395253
Fuck
I think it came out well
I met another Dan
>>698395253
just
Dants
long read but it will provide you with a quality zozzle here and there
Can we change the name now?
This is actually a nice way to chat with fellow /b/tards, and its also a nice way to see how many "trollz xDD" kids are on /b/
>>698410023
Lost
I got out meme'd by a Dan. New meta folks.
http://logs.omegle.com/218603b
>>698410294
http://logs.omegle.com/4657bc5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Bonjour
You: Sorry i dont speak french fry
You have disconnected.
Douchsnozzle is such a strange insult.
Thank you "GOLF BOY"
You know who you are
>>698410164
We know newfag, now sit down.
http://logs.omegle.com/1a60d38
here you go faggot
>>698410979
thats me
Kek
>>698396442
>How are you
>I'm dan
Kek so retarded
>>698411177
I was the hero guy
that as quick
http://logs.omegle.com/0fea81a
Heh heh quality
>select all images with pies
>>698397683
Lol get better from your autism.
>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You both like Feminism.
>You: hey
>Stranger: Hello there,.
>You: I'm dan
>Stranger: Same
>Stranger has disconnected.
>>698409547
He's super fucking annoying, right now I'm 15/transgirl/Wisconsin named Danielle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Reddit, and Tumblr.
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: immunity cat
Stranger: oh
You: Type faster
You: Youre slow af
Stranger: I can't I'm blind
You: Migger
You: Tigger
You: Nigger
Stranger: Nigger what ?
You: Cunt
Stranger: Nice to meet you, Cunt
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: Lel no
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: you said earlier
Stranger: You're Nigger Cunt
Stranger: I'm Dan... Dan Farcry 6
You: Look at the first line you cunt
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: no, it's a lie
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: The cake was a lie
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: cake ?
Stranger: IU can't afford cake
Stranger: I*
You: Bitch I can afford your nigger family for my fields
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny cuz we work for free anyway
Stranger: sucks for you
Stranger: ..................
Stranger: pls kill me
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: guess we're DanDan
You: Bye Dan
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: no dan
Stranger: I'm Dan
Stranger: you can go now
Stranger: Remember
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: I'm Dan
>>698399561
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
The Dan Descent
>>698412868
aye das me
golf boys
>>698412503
Hello m00t.
I want my money m00t.
GIVE ME MY MONEY M00T.
>>698413002
Waddup my nigga
d-d-d-davido kun
>>698413103
ahaha I knew you'd post this here fagget, wp wp
>>698413417
Banned :/
>>698413725
Faggot.
Some faggot is running around calling everyone m00t.
Can somebody explain the Dan thing?
Not a faggot just amazin :)
pap
a
>>698414073
When you're sleeping a man named Dan stands over you and masturbates.
>>698414269
My name is Dan?
>>698414269
lol i though this was common knowledge.
Every single night.
>>698409985
I'm this Dan!
Stranger: Are you Dan?
You: Are you Dan?
You: Dan 2k16 git it
Stranger: I'm You, Dan but from the future
You: Dan will always be the man.
You: We're growing stronger.
Stranger: Dan will rise again
Stranger: More grand than Soviet and the Third Reich Combined
You: Yes, we are with it.
Stranger: Heil DAN
You: HEIL DAN
You: I wonder if we'll ever get off /b/ like, why can't I leave its been years.
You: It's tearing my life apart.
You: My wife left me for the nigger mail man
Stranger: oh fuck Dan
You: And she took the dog
Stranger: that's rough
You: I just keep drinking and fapping to traps
Stranger: My wife cheated on me with the dog
Stranger: and took the mailman
You: I'm so sorry, Dan.
Stranger: now i'm just fapping to loli nigger traps all day
Stranger: what have i become
Stranger: Dan needs an uprising
You: Yes. We must come together and make Dan great again.
Stranger: btw /b/ro
Stranger: i really enjoyed this conversation
Stranger: beware of a 4chan post
Stranger: the only thing that helps my crippling depression
Stranger: cya Danny boy
1/2
2/2
>>698415502
kek nice one
Im waiting for anon to deliver
Someone find that bitch Lana, and tell her that her name spelled backwards is ANAL.
Fucking Lana
Why don't we just kinda do this to all of omegle? There's so many more assholes that aren't feminists or blm or don't even bother entering there interests onto omegle
>>698416555
Nice trips.
>>698416555
Checking of trips aside, it's easier to get a hold of people through interests, 60% of raw omegle is kik bots, annoying fuckers
>>698416878
Yep.
>My actual name is Dan
>People always disconnect from me on Omegle when I introduce myself
Whatching the page number fluctuate gives me anxiety, will start a new thread in about 9 hours when this one dies, fuckin 12 at night over here
We should each pick a tag to troll then so we don't keep running into eachother
>>698416207
Hi. I'm Dan :D
kek
You summoned me?
>>698417307
Eurodan detected
>>698417416
OP delivers
>>698417416
show us ur feet
>>698417411
I'm picking mlp
>>698417632
Afridan, actually. Sounds more catchy aswell
>>698417416
Tits or Dan-tfo
>>698417695
incoming feets
>>698417411
Also, nice dubs.
>>698417416
Sharpie in dooper
Please guys, find Lana
>>698417695
here u go anon
>>698418078
show elbows
Sorry for the shit quality
>>698418078
Show tiles
>>698418209
elbows ugh why
>>698417416
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>>698418320
Do it pls
>>698418320
Tiles please
dan'd
>>698418769
I wanted Bathroom tiles but that's fine
>>698418809
Oh fuck yea
>>698418898
Literally all the tile in my apartment is the same.
:c
>>698418959
I would happily come on them Tiles
>>698419070
pls cum on my tiles.
>>698418738
if that was you you are a genius
You: Hello I am Dan. Are you Lana by chance?
Stranger: Still haven't found her?
You: gone for hours
You: im getting worried
You: maybe she is dead
Stranger: sorry to hear that
Stranger: Probably not dead
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f USA
You: oh howdy 16 M USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so who is Lana
You: it is a meme lol
Stranger: oh okay lmao
You: do you have instagram?
Stranger: no
You: twitter?
Stranger: nope
You: you sound the the magic conch from that episode of spongebob
Stranger: haha yeah
You: do you like playgrounds?
Stranger: certain ones
You: because i want to slide into those dm's
Stranger: lmao wow
You: im so smooth ik
Stranger: lol ok
You: so what state are you from?
Stranger: Georgia
You: oh cool im in Cali
Stranger: cool i have a friend who lives there
You: well i need to go find Lana... see you later princess
Stranger: bye bye, maybe one day we'll meet again
You: bye
You have disconnected.
Guys i'm in the middle of converting a 13 year old girl out of feminism, what do?
>>698419291
Convert her back then say "I'm Dan."
>>698419233
Only because you got Dubs
