Rekt thread ?
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Rekt thread ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyaG4oUYtaA
>>698352381
Kekked at that file name
>>698352050
Fucking dumbass
>>698352381
why did i watch this in a shitty mood
>>698352464
How many died
>>698352436
Ohhhhh fuck
>>698352586
At least 1
>>698352282
the head does keep alive for abit after its off.
im not sure about this one...probs just nerves.
but like a fast one swipe decap. crazy feeling it must be
>>698352271
>>698352218
Is kicking open sliding doors and falling down elevator shafts a popular activity and I'm not aware of it?
>>698352381
you can't
>>698353078
stop believing
>>698352303
4/10, would have been 8/10 if file name was FLAME ON.webm
>>698352586
I think you mean how many survived
>>698353058
What the shit...
>>698353092
Story?
>>698352218
>>698352271
>>698352935
the one where some disabled guy drives his rascal down one is my favourite, someone should post it
>>698352218
>>698352271
this is a story
all about how
my head got flipped
turned upside down
so id like to take a moment
just sit right there
ill tell you all about how i became the queen of haram
>>698352275
>>698352403
>dat file name
>>698352381
Story? Seen this before but never got the backstory
>>698353058
story???story???STOOOOOORY
>>698353557
She died of some weird disease that basically made her a vegetable.
>>698353705
not true.
>>698353066
Lol the other kid was pumped over that
>>698352275
Good form, perfectly executed. 10/10
>>698353758
What was it then?
>>698353066
Kek
>>698353393
We're listening Anon...
>>698353865
"natural causes"
>>698352050
Did he survived ?
>>698354120
>>698354120
yeah lol
>>698353865
nerve gas
>>698354176
The more I watch this, the more intentional it looks...
>>698354205
do not fuck with an old bar fighter
>>698353849
>executed
kek I see what you did there
>>698354154
awesome
>>698353066
Haha that girl's look at the end
>I've seen some shit
>>698354250
>the sisters are pulling eachothers hairpieces off
Fucking kek
>>698354319
that shit was never funny
just stop
>>698353705
And thats why you don't do that shit in shallow water, kek
>>698354075
"So, how's your life going?"
>>698354154
Fuck.
>>698352403
>>698354593
>>698353066
That was funny as fuck
>>698352382
what the fuck is the matter with gooks
>>698354154
What was that?
>>698353058
didnt see that coming
>>698352381
nigga...
>>698354507
LOL!!!
>>698353856
Oh long johsnon!
>>698354666
checked
>>698354691
That is fucking awesome.
>>698353058
http://fox2now.com/2016/07/26/man-sets-patient-ablaze-in-horrifying-attack-caught-on-camera/>>698353058
It just happened in Rio olympic games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HiYQ4xfjyc
>>698354742
You sick bastard
>>698353839
he never learns lol
>>698354739
9gag is that way, faggot
>>698354666
Hail satan
>>698354116
not the perfect time to light a blunt
>>698354484
moar
>>698353311
read the quran, it explains everything
>>698354154
tok that fuckers head clean off
>>698352275
>>698354250
>>698354550
>>698354666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCk7iXPpenU
>>698354980
>>698354713
Falcon.
>>698355057
>>698353918
>>698354369
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol, right? That's so old. Its meaning makes sense but you don't feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" that's been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concepts that other people find it amusing or appropriate and that using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you're not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. There's a lot going through your head, but you realize I am right. You will try, though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn tere are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That's always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something abobut butthurt or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even OC? Tsk tsk, hard to say. Don't want to get embarrassed, Anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I can't wait, it's always fun playing insult roulette.
>>698353865
the story i heard was an australian girl got cancer family chose and not to get treatment. it was documented
>>698354507
thats what happenes when you try to play terrorist, i hope they are all dead now
>>698355104
Does that fuckin' thing get his whole head in its mouth, or is it just a weird angle and it grabs the back of his shirt??
>>698355057
Ah I remember this joke. Was absolute shit.
>>698354116
Damn, what happened to that guy?
>>698354550
dumb fucking niggers. she just drops her baby like that. thats how you know they dont give a fuck about human life.
>>698355144
zozzlez xDD
>>698355247
Stepped on the electrified third rail.
>>698355247
Prime example of nerve gas, that's why I installed 9 nerve gas detectors in my mansion.
>>698354980
No dinner tonight
>>698352139
I seriously want to puke now. What the fuck happened here yo?
>>698354075
for a second this was the most awesome shit ever
>>698355211
He dieded. Broke neck
>>698355392
...and then it all went so wrong...
>>698355002
that fuckers head is clearly still there on second 12-13.
you blind faggot
>>698354205
im so happy
>>698355379
Did she died?
>>698354484
Schon wach krabbe?
>>698355463
welfare.webm
>>698354838
haha fucking sandnigger rekt himself
>>698354116
Fell on the 3rd rail. Electrocuted. Natural selection.
>>698353092
be careful with my mixtape
>>698355120
beyblade.gif
>>698354870
is this some weird tradition in some weird dog spinning country? i really am curious, does anyone know? am i the one guy that missed the chapter on Dogspinastan in geography?
>>698353092
Gandalf:
>"So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion."
>>698355792
The freshest of reks
>>698355821
You are correct my nigga. This is in some eurostate I believe.
>>698355144
What the fuck man..
>>698355792
ouch town
population : that guy
>>698354550
>Not "traditional nigger pole dance.webm"
Still, that fattie passing by at the beginning. I'd fuck her in the titties.
>>698355792
>>698354838
>>698354092
Be ready to see this one in every rekt threads
>>698355144
Kek
>>698355931
you need this one too
>>698354092
his reaction was more like
>fuck, no medal for me.
>>698354980
That's a cow you fucking faggot
>>698355888
my thoughts exactly. i kind of wish i kept watching that gay ass event
>>698354870
Wtf is this some balkans entertainment game?
>>698352275
Where's the guy to start rubbing his dick to wake him up?
>>698353371
well deserved death
>>698356092
kek
>>698355378
That's smart. Yeah we have to watch out for that nerve gas. Lol
>>698355893
lol. thanks but i could tell that much. just wondering if anyone knew which one.
>>698356092
You're mistaken. Those dick rubbing referees are only in the annual nigerian prince fist fights
>>698355144
Topkek
>>698356081
y3eah dude its like some cultural thing they do on christian holidays! they used to use roma kids for the spinning and drowned them afterwards but now scince eastern europe is kinda civilized they only use dogs and pigs 4 the spinning and they dont drown them afterwards!
this shit mostly takes place in tchetchenia and georgia, i used to live the during my childhood
>>698354594
>good speed
>good turns
>nice form
>fucked up the landing
>8.2
>>698354223
roody gotta poo
guy breaks his dick during porn
>>698354507
Its funny they act surprised that it happened, fucking stupid.
>>698354732
Is that a glass of cum? This is making me gag.
>>698354091
silly fat bitch, rope swings are for normal people.
>>698356058
>>698356210
>>698354507
first they are like> yeah we are badass fucking gay ass muslims
but when dumbass gets rekt all of the other sandfucks are not that badass anymore...
>>698354666
>filename
>>698353557
she had cancer, and that was her last night alive. i would think that her family knew and expected to find her when they woke up. even though they were aware, it's still really heart-wrenching
>>698356727
The most satisfying thing I ever saw back in high school was a bunch of asians jumping 4 niggers
>>698355144
What are you some kind of butthurt newfag? You must have got the time on your hands to write such an extensive comment because its summer and school's out (underage banned). You can't even properly spell:
>abobut
>tere
Don't be mad dude.
>>698356761
Thanks 4chan, when I read 2 monkeys fighting I thought about 2 niggers fightint, I was dissappointed
>>698353688
nerve gas
>>698354870
weekend fun in russia
>>698356497
It's definitely making her gag.
She's making that "i shouldn't have quit school" look
>>698355144
>implying this isn't bait
kek
>>698356930
You say that like there's a difference...
>>698354777
hi trips
>>698356953
bulgarian tradition.
>>698355287
how is it possible to be that retarded?
>>698352382
guy must be really weak or babies are hella hard to kill
>>698352303
wouldve worked if it was spraying faster no ?
>>698354777
>>698354057
I was expecting her teeth to come out, but damn.
Went from beauty to fuckoff.
>>698357146
That's the other asian guy.
I don't think I have that one...
>>698355584
are there any pictures of the aftermath?
>>698354116
Nerve gas confirmed
>>698355287
Absolute idiot
>>698357146
>>698356930
what do you mean? niggers are monkeys. thats the same thing.
>>698354450
fag gets a load on his face
>>698355147
Source?
>>698356746
WHAT'S THE SOURCE FOR THIS I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THAT DOCUMENTARY FOR YEARS NOW
>>698357221
>dried corn
>what the fuck did you expect?
>>698355144
The fact that you are that worried about being insulted or called out on your logic somehow means we have already won. You insulted yourself
>>698357385
Empire of Dust
>>698353350
If it was your favorite why didn't you save it yourself
>>698356746
This guy actually has got a point
>>698352403
For orthopedics its actually 9 years, 4 years of medical school and 5 years of residency. And thats assuming the guy didn't do any fellowships. Btw I'm a 4th year medifag and this is the most stereotypically orthopedic thing I've every seen.
>>698357169
story?
>>698352381
This is sick
>>698354691
>>698354666
My favorite part was after medusa lost a few snakes they spelt out 911
>>698354507
whats that red liquid the kid's holding?
>>698355144
Kek
>>698357660
What they do that for??
>>698354475
That's us Brits all over, we don't like to make a big thing about being on fire, it's a little big-headed to boast about it to others.
If they notice then that's fine.
>>698357665
No dude. Fuck this hits me right in the feels.
Fuck she was so small ;(
>>698357765
My guess is gasoline to light the car on fire.
fucking degenerates.
>>698357665
stupid kid
>>698355642
Ya dude, They aired someone dying on Wipeout in super slo-mo
>>698357777
Close the well I guess. Or to make a video of cool guys don't look at explosions. Also quads
>>698355387
he fapped
>>698355642
she broke both of her ankles and nerve gas leaked into her calciums
source: she's my brother's friend's wife's ex
i love these
>>698355144
That's why we should use zozzle instead of either
Zozzled fam
>>698357943
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>>698357665
Fake as fuck.
Nobody does that slowmo fall shit when they get shot in real life.
Might've been believable if kids weren't such shitty actors. She didn't even move to an impact when she got "shot", a bullet would've at least knocked her down.
>>698352381
Why the fuck would someone be videoing this?
>>698357765
>>698357854
More usually to light the tyres on fire after blocking the road with them, although couldn't rule out they planned to torch the car/occupants too.
>>698355144
dumb shit don't you know wehre fucking kek came from? you think it's just some random ass "purposely misspelled word"? idiot. I swear, none of you fags know how to use google. even my fucking wrinkly ass grandmother would know how to google kek without much struggle. eat my shit newfag
>>698357071
I always wonder about this.
> parents drop baby by accident
It dies instantly or goes braindead.
> Chinese babies get stomped on, thrown out the window, etc
Nothing.
HOW?!
>>698357943
MODS!!11!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!1!
>>698357777
Hold the fuck up son lets address those repeating numbers first
>checked
>>698357524
We don't have this in my country, lol.
You just get a cast and bolts and shit, but nothing like this.
I don't even get the appeal.
Yeah sure you can do your daily stuff sooner, but removing it can be a bit of a pain.
>>698355144
Kek! CP I haven't seen in a while!
>>698358080
Upon further inspection, it does appear they are pouring it on the tires at the very beginning.
I rescind my previous statement.
>>698355144
if you type lol in world of warcraft on horde side, on alliance it shows up as kek
>>698357455
THANK YOU KIND SIR HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY
>>698354091
Poor woman. Bad genetics made her slip.
>>698353058
file name should be Hitman: Burnt Money
>>698356694
Swinging facebuster powerbomb
>>698358249
barely teenagers and theyre already trying to rob/kill.. hmm
>>698352417
>>698353918
>Kek
This is pathetic.
[s4s] is pathetic. This is not "good old" /b/, this board is drier than ever. Just look at the current threads. There's almost nothing noteworthy or interesting to read or comedic.
Why does this even go on? Oooh, I poast thread of aother funneh-sounding food-type item! I use :^) because its so funny and YOU GOT DUBS AGAIN NICE. Even though this guy's post was hilarious and promoted interaction, he said the word "fuck" in it so I'm just going to respond with "rude gb2 >>>/b/" that'll show him and improve the quality of this board! I think I'll post another "maymay" because it's so funny right??? LOL I changed the spelling of a word to add the letters 'lel' or 'kek' in them haha. Or maybe I'll just make a retarded one-word reply like "pel", because that adds so much quality to this great board. LET'S JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL HE POSTED TOPLELKEKDOGE!!!!
I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2013, and it's astounding to see the rate at which this board degraded from something interesting that made me laugh to this utter garbage.
You're not shitposting, you're just posting shit.
>>698357221
dam son best get to the dentists quick
>>698354550
they are all so. fucking. fat.
>>698358497
why
>>698356259
Your newfag is showing.
>>698354709
Having a micropenis is related to anger issues
>>698354075
That's how little Joe lost his behymen. He never found anyone to pound his ass that good again.
>>698358497
fucking kek
>>698358332
Now I see why PETA wants to ban pokemon...
>>698354116
When the chronic too legit
>>698358253
Don't explain this to the new/summerfags, they will then pretend to be oldfags because they know this.
This is who you are speaking to, pic related.
>>698356444
how can you break a boneless tissue?
>>698356497
Of course it's not fucking cum you delusional twat.
>>698355248
kek
>>698358721
there's cartilage in there too anon
>>698355792
needs more calcium
>>698358718
true
>>698355584
no no no no no no no no
just fucking no
>>698357777
Nice Quads!
>>698358766
you made my day
>>698357665
Yeah that just looks so fake and theatrical.
>>698355144
Kekked hard
>>698356210
Sleep tight, pupper
